- What's up, everybody? It's your girl Keke Palmer,
and this is Singled Out.
The show where one dater blindly speed dates 30 eligible singles
through three elimination rounds,
until one lucky person is singled out.
And the gag is, they're all connected on social media.
Let's meet our dater,
Basit, a non-binary dater from Texas.
Hey, Basit! - Hi, Keke!
- Tell the world about yourself.
- Well, you know, it's your girl, it's your boy, it's your both,
it's your neither.
And I'm just your everyday fitness dance instructor...
looking for love because, obviously, I have trouble.
But, hopefully, I can single someone out!
- OK! Because, Basit,
we found 30 singles hungry for your bod
and my man, Joel, is out there in the Dating Pool with them right now.
- That's right, Keke. One even said he had a chance
to take some sexy pics of Basit, naughty!
- All right, Basit, round one is Dealbreakers
to start eliminating and find the person you want to single out.
- Singles, if your answers don't match their's,
you're headed to the Friendzone!
- All right, Basit, are you ready for your categories?
- I am absolutely ready.
- KEKE: Here they go, we got Time Off, What's Playing?, PDA, Side Hustle,
On A Budget and Anal.
- So, I wanna figure out PDA. - Yeah, I agree.
Now, when it comes to public displays of affection,
do you like someone that puts on a show? Or is it more like, "Hell no"?
- I am a show, right? I'm not just a show,
I'm a Broadway show! - KEKE: No, seriously!
No, yeah, you are. - And I'm looking for someone who is ready
to show up for opening night. - OK!
- So, we're gonna say gotta go to Hell No! - All right!
- Don't want a public kiss, then you can be dismissed!
Head to the Friendzone, everybody!
- BASIT: Bye...
- Bye, y'all!
All right, Basit, are you ready for another category?
- Some Anal.
- OK, now, Basit, would you rather have a boo...
that has their place Squeaky Clean, or more so a Messy Scene?
- I need order!
I can't have messy squirrels out here messing up my jush.
- All right. Messy squirrels, head to the Friendzone, please.
- KEKE: See you all. Bye, you guys. - Bye, messies. See you, bye-bye.
Boo!
- Now, Basit, we have three people behind you
that have been in your life this entire time.
In round two, we asked our three singles to slide into your DMs
using a photo from their social media and their best pick-up line.
The person whose pick-up line doesn't work for you will be eliminated.
- Single number one, what is your DM?
- I spend many hours in the dog park.
But I really wanna get a little tail from you...
- I got a lot of tail!
- All right, single number two, what's your DM?
- Let me pour you some tea to go with my crumpet.
- I'm more familiar with teabags than I am with crumpet.
Single number three, what's your DM?
- I taught you some moves on the dance floor.
I'm hoping you can teach me some in the bedroom.
- Based off of those three DMs, who do you think you want to eliminate?
- Is it gonna be "Woof"?
"Tea Party"? Or "Crop Top"?
- Wow... you know,
those pick-up lines were all pretty good.
But I'm not giving away any little tail any time soon.
So, I'm gonna have to say... tata to Woof.
- Basit, let's see who flirts "failed."
- They met four years ago and have done multiple photo shoots together.
It's Gaelle, everybody! Give it up for him.
- Hey, bae! - Gaelle, what?
- So, wait, how do you guys know each other?
- GAELLE: We met on a dating app.
We, like, hung out one or two time, made out a little bit in their bed,
my pants ripped, do you remember that?
- Pants ripped? - I'm shook!
- We'll see you in the Friendzone, Gaelle.
All right, babes, it's your last chance to impress Basit.
In round three, our final round, it's time to get physical
to see how far you're willing to go to get to see Basit.
So, come and meet me over here.
Now, singles, Basit loves it when someone gets thirsty for them.
Show them how thirsty you really are
by wringing out Basit's used gym towels
and seeing how much of that sweat juice you can drink.
It's about to get nasty!
Three, two, one. Go! - Two, one.
- KEKE: Oh, my God! - JOEL: Look at the color of that!
- It's absolutely disgusting!
- JOEL: That is so gross! - KEKE: And they are going so fast!
They're nearly filling it to the brim.
Don't do it! Oh, my God!
- JOEL: Oh, my God! He's done. - KEKE: Oh, my God!
- JOEL: The sweat drips down!
- Are you kidding me? - She failed.
- So close!
- KEKE: Excellent work!
Go ahead and assume your positions on stage, my loves. Great job!
All right, so it looks like Crop Top drank the most sweat.
As you can see, the cup is clean.
But Tea Party was squeezing those towels like she wanted every drop of it!
They love to put on a show.
They slid into your DMs with a great pick-up line.
And proved they are thirsty for your love.
Which type of person are you more interested in?
- There's a balance, right?
You want thirsty but you don't want too thirsty!
- Yeah, yeah.
- You want hydrated but you don't want dehydrated.
- But look, in the end only one of these people can be singled out.
- OK. - So, I mean,
Basit, who's it gonna be?
- BASIT: I think I'm gonna have to single out...
my very hydrated Crop Top!
- All right, before you meet him, let's see who you sent to the Friendzone.
- She saw you slaying drag and now wants to get to know you better.
It's Andrea, everybody! Give it up for her!
- KEKE: Hey, Andrea!
- Hi, Andrea!
- Hey, baby!
- So, Andrea, how do you know Basit?
- The first time that I saw Basit was as Deyonslay.
And I was, like, I need that energy in my life!
- You're beautiful. - You're just saying that!
- Thank you so much, Andrea.
All right!
Crop Top, you have been singled out!
- You've spent time together working on your fitness,
now, he wants to check your muscles.
- Spin that chair, yo!
- It's Darnell!
- Oh, my God!
Hello!
- Now, Basit, how're feeling about the fact that you singled Darnell out?
- I'm shook!
So, Darnell and I work at the same fitness place.
And Darnell was actually my mentor. - JOEL: What?
- So, you never knew Darnell had feelings for you?
- No-- - Or was interested at all?
- HR was gonna come for us if I would've known.
- Pay attention to who you working out a sweat with,
this could be you.
We'll see you next time on Singled Out.