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(WAVES CRASHING)

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(WAVES CONTINUE CRASHING)

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# MAT MCHUGH: Loneliness

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Blast it. Who's got the vinegar?

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Yep.
Well, I need something.

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It's really stinging.
You should wee on it.

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(LAUGHS) I don't think I
could manage the angle.

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I could. No, thanks.
It's fine.

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Oh, go on, give us a shot.
I don't want you to wee on me.

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So, what do you want
for your birthday?

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To not be having another birthday.

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All right, gotta go.
I've got to be at work by eight.

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Oh, I thought you had the day off
today. Yeah, that turned into

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a half day off. Happy birthday me!

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Mm.
Bye. Bye.

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Do you think she suspects anything?

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GIRL (OVER PHONE):
Happy birthday, Mum. Thanks.

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So you're old enough
to retire now, right?

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(CHUCKLES) Ha-ha, Chloe.

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There's no way they can cope without
me. I can't even get a full day off.

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And is Dad spoiling you?

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Oh, he will, don't you worry.
Oh, it's just started snowing here.

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London is so amazing.
I can't believe I had

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to grow up in Australia.
Thanks, Dad.

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Oh, Mum, hey, sorry, I've got to go.
Oh. But have a great birthday.

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Already? Oh.
Love you.

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Bye, Dad.
Bye, honey.

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She seems happy. I hope that
doesn't mean she's gonna stay.
Of course she's happy.

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She's having a great time
ignoring her studies.

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Just stop that, please.

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I love this stuff! Oh.

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Lack of food waste,
high nutrition profile

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and portion control.

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It's so good you're doing it.

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Wanna open that?

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Go on, spoil yourself.
Happy birthday.

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Lovely.
Now, can we go?

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I've got court first thing.

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Sorry.
(KEYS JANGLING)

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Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I've
just very quickly separated out

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the ones that don't qualify
for business recovery.

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MAN: Dina!

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Thanks.

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I'm under the pump on that, um...

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removers there.
"Pleased To Move You."

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We need to file for insolvency
like yesterday.

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Got it.

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Where's the rest of it?
Er, left it on-site.

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So could you...

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I'm really busy right now. I was
due to finish at lunch time today,

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and I do have a client report
to finalise.

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It will only take you a minute.

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Gina? Thanks.

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I - that's - yeah.

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(SIGHS)

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Hello?

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Hello?

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(DOOR RATTLING, SLIDING OPEN)

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Whoa! Hey, hey, Ben!
Sorry.

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Ben, watch where you're going.
Did you get your driver's licence

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on the dark net?

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You're really gonna have to learn
how to reverse in here.

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I don't like reversing.
It's easy. It's like going forwards,

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except backwards.
Can't even do that.

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We've been waiting for
someone to show up.

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I just came to get a file that
my colleague left behind.

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Tea? Biscuit?

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Oh, er, well, no.
I'm actually on a bit of a -

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well, it's a diet box.

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He makes his own ginger snaps.
Kinda chewy in the middle,

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but just the right amount
of bite in the bite.

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If you don't mind, I'll just
collect the paperwork.

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You have no idea what
you're missing out on.

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I don't know what file
you're talking about.

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Well, I can see it. It's just -
Oh, you're the one

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that's gonna shut us down.

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Oh, no. I just do the organising

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and the things that other
people forget to do

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like bringing such paperwork
back to the office.

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You know, if you file that today,
we're all out.

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Boys are owed money.
Will see none of it.

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I'm really not the person
who makes those decision.

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I just need the paperwork.
Well, you can't have it.

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If you don't let me
have the paperwork,

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I can't tell if we're able to help.

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What, you can help us?

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I love a good spreadsheet.

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Well...

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you won't like this one.

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I wonder what she means
by loving a spreadsheet.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Gina.

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I think you must have the wrong Gina.

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Er, Gina Henderson?

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Yes.
Um...

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Happy birthday.

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(SPEAKER BEEPS)
(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Er, stop that.

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Now, please.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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Please.

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Don't you like it?

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Oh, no, you're very good. Just...

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Please.

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Are you sure you want me to stop?

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I-I'm sorry. Um...
(SPEAKER BEEPING, MUSIC STOPS)

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I don't think you understand.
I'm your birthday present.

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Well, could you put that
back on, please?

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And re-buckle your belt.

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Well, you've got me for two hours.

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Two hours?

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How long does it take you
to get undressed?

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Well, I undress the way
you want me to undress.

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And then I'll do anything
that you want me to do.

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Anything.

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I'm very open-minded.

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Anything?

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Totally.

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Really?

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Completely.

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Do you think you could
clean my house?

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What?
Well, you said...

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anything.

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Yeah, not that.
You said you'd do whatever I wanted.

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No way, man.
This is a prepaid service, right?

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So I think that's a contract
in sales terms.

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Come on. Are you sure
you wouldn't just...

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rather I just take my clothes off?
I'm married.

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It doesn't stop most people.

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Could you start by doing the floor?

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# ABBE MAY: Pony

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You're enjoying this.

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(IRON HISSING)

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I'm not.

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It's not illegal to look, you know?

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# Someone who knows how to ride

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# Without evening falling off

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# Gotta be compatible

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# Takes me to my limits

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# Let's do it...
Could you do the living room?

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# Ride it, my pony

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# My saddle's waiting

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# Come and jump on it #

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(EXHALES)

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Here, let me show you.
You can't just rub away at it

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and hope for the best. You have to...

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be gentle. Yeah.

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So-so go in circles.

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Not so fast. Slowly.

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Start gently.

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Circles.

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That's your two hours.

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Yep. Thanks.

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Um, it was, er, so not my pleasure.

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(LAUGHS)

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Happy birthday.
Oh, yep.

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I'll, um... I'll let myself out.

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Yeah.

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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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They want me to be equity partner.

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Why didn't you say?

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I'm telling you now. (CHUCKLES)

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Didn't wanna jinx it.
That's fantastic.

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You've worked so hard.
You'll be perfect.

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I've never slept with
a senior partner before.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Honey...

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I've got a bit of a headache.

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Can you get the light?

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Good night.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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So...

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was he gorgeous?

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Thank you very much, everyone,
for the sex worker

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you sent to my home address.

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Come on, you sly dog.

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No, no, I-I paid for
the premium version.

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They said if you get that, you can
have anything you want. I...

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Oh, my God.

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So, what did you ask for?

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I asked him to clean my house.

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(LAUGHS) What?

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What was I supposed to do?

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Thank you for thinking of me,
but if I want that I'll find it

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in my own marriage.

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Farley was fantastic for that,
I'll have you know.

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Farley was over a year ago. Some
things happen in their own time.

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Yeah, no, I mean, she's right, guys.
It's not like any of us singles

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are getting any.
Apart from you, of course, Hayley.

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It does.
It sounds amazing, actually,

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having a man clean your house.

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Did he have a six-pack?

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Oh, please tell me he at least
took his shirt off. Did he?

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It was a four-pack.

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Oh, yes! (CLAPPING)
Yes, Gina!

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(ALL LAUGHING)
Whoo!

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Brett, I was looking at
those removals figures

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and I think we're missing
a bit of, um...

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It's just fatty tissue.

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Sorry.
So, um, I thought...

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Oh. You know you haven't remembered
my birthday for five years.

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There was a restructure.

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My hands were tied.

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I'm sorry.

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You'll get picked up straight away.

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There will be some sort of package.

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Who else did you let go?

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Just yourself at present.

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Here's your copies.
Now I'm almost done reconfiguring

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the report system, and you need
to get a social strategist.

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Can I get you something, Gina?

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Yeah, you can take your double
D cups and you can piss off

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back to your own department.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
WOMAN: Do you think she's OK?

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(EXHALES)

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OK. I've got you a little
cheer up present.

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Oh...
Now, it is a remote-controlled

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internal vibrator.

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So you wear it inside.
Oh, I...

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No. It's movement controlled,
Bluetooth enabled.

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It's amazing. I...
No, no, no.

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I've got one.
It was a buy one, get one free

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so this is for you.

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Well, that-that is so lovely
of you to think of me.

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No, I didn't think of you. I was
gonna give it to one of the others,

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but clearly it has to be you.
Why? Why me?

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Because you're gonna be stuck
at home by yourself all day,

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so got to have something to do. OK.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Uh, hi. I think I left the speaker.

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The bastards wanna charge me
200 bucks for what's like a...

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50-dollar speaker, so...

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Do you mind if I...?
No, come in.

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Thanks.

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Nah. I was a shit stripper.

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Didn't even make it past my trial
week. I thought you were great.

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You don't recognise me, do you?
From the moving company.

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You're from 'Please To Move You'?

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Well, no, not anymore.
No. Now we're folding.

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So that's two jobs
I've lost in one week.

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But I read the file.
That's not necessary.

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There are things you can do
to turn that around.

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Well, tell that to the dickheads
who decided we're not worth saving.

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Oh, sorry.

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Ah!

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Ah.

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200 bucks right there - that's...

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What I could - I mean,
have you thought about

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doing other work?
Yeah.

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Cleaning?
Cleaning?

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No, I can't.

255
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,360
Ah, so you'll take your clothes off
for strangers,

256
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,560
but God forbid if you have
to clean a woman's house.

257
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,480
I've just got to get back and help
fix the truck so they can sell it.

258
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,280
Ah. Yeah, I'm not the only one out of
work. You know, there's four of us.

259
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,680
Ah.
But thanks.

260
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,200
House cleaners?
I've never cleaned a house before.

261
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,760
It's gross.
Possibly shirtless cleaning.

262
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,720
If-if that's what the clients want.

263
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,840
Uh, I don't think that's gonna
work out so well for all of us.

264
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,040
What about the removals?
Oh, we'll do them.

265
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,640
Just if you don't get enough
removals bookings,

266
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,960
you'll have to clean.

267
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,040
And what about the shirt business?

268
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,040
Optional extra, billable.

269
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,560
Tom, what do you have to say about
your experience as a stripper?

270
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600
Mate, you stripped?

271
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,680
Yeah, I only did it
for a little bit.

272
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,120
Did you feel exploited?
I loved it.

273
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,640
(LAUGHING) You must have
been pretty shit.

274
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,960
Fuck off, I was all right.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)

275
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,040
How do you know about him
being a stripper?

276
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,080
Oh, er, my friends

277
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,240
booked him as a surprise...

278
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,320
surprise, uh, present.

279
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,520
I just think there are a lot of women
who really like the thought of a man

280
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,480
cleaning their house,
shirtless on request.

281
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,600
And I think they'll pay for it.

282
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,720
Is that all right with everyone?

283
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,200
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Gina.

284
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,720
I would like to make an offer
on the removals company

285
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,480
'Pleased To Move You'.
We closed them down.

286
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,520
We do offer counselling,
you know that.

287
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,680
You didn't close them. I did.

288
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,720
Only, um, I didn't. (LAUGHS)

289
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,800
I decided they qualify
for business recovery.

290
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,840
Gina, that place is history.

291
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,000
And you can smell it on them
and the manager's like... 50.

292
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,240
I can't give you a company. Yes,
you can if it's not worth anything.

293
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,360
Hm, it's not that it's
worth nothing.

294
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,320
The company has assets - you know,
client base, corporate knowledge.

295
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,320
Truck, if I recall.
But I don't have any money yet.

296
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,360
Not on my own.

297
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,880
The creditors need 10% of assets

298
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,520
so if you can find a way
to come up with that,

299
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,600
it could be yours.

300
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,680
Could I pay in instalments?

301
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,520
I'd need a commission.

302
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,680
Gina, that is so brave.

303
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,720
True god.

304
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,720
You frickin' nailed it.
Where'd you find your cleaners?

305
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,440
Actually it's the, uh, stripper

306
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,480
you got me for my birthday.

307
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,240
The one with the four-pack?
The very same.

308
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280
(CHUCKLES)

309
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,120
Hm. You still here?

310
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,080
Brett let me go.

311
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,240
There was a restructure. He had to.

312
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,160
Were you the only one?
Yep.

313
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200
That's not a restructure.

314
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,880
That's age discrimination. That's
a problem. We can pursue that.

315
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,800
I wouldn't worry about it.
I'm setting up a different business.

316
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,280
What kind of business?

317
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,480
Removals.
Removals?

318
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,720
(CHUCKLES) Gina, do you know
what you're getting into?

319
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,760
It's fine. We already have the -

320
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,480
Is this some kind of scheme? Cos you
know this pyramid selling business -

321
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,440
some of them are just a scam.
It's perfectly fine.

322
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,200
I'm just helping them diversify
their service base.

323
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,280
Into what? What?
What?

324
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,920
Listen, it's the first day
and I'm-I'm-I'm late.

325
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,280
Yeah, just gotta, mm, run.

326
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,040
You remember how to clean
with a microfibre?

327
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,480
S shape.
What's a microfibre again?

328
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,760
OK, just ask her how she'd
like her house cleaned.

329
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800
I'm sure she'll tell you.

330
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,200
Can I ask you, what did you
like when I was cleaning?

331
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,240
Cos I didn't know what
I was doing, so...

332
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280
any pointers would be great.
Uh...

333
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,360
Well, you were good at
the skirting boards.

334
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,560
No, no, like...

335
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,960
what did you like?
Oh!

336
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,000
Er, do you remember what you did
with your shirt?

337
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,640
I took it off.
Yeah. And?

338
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680
You put it in your back pocket.

339
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,720
Yeah, you could maybe try that again.
Oh.

340
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,840
Um, and, you know, leave it there.

341
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,920
Yeah, no problem.

342
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,480
Should I do the introductions for
you? No, no, no, I've got it,

343
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,760
I've got it. Yeah, I'm just
gonna stay here. All right.

344
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800
All right. OK.
(CHUCKLES)

345
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,880
Elbow grease.
Yeah.

346
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,080
I've come to clean your house.
Good.

347
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,120
Great.

348
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,280
Um, do you wanna start in here?

349
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,320
(CLOCK TICKING)

350
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,320
(CHUCKLES)

351
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,680
(OBJECTS CLATTER)

352
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,720
Sorry.

353
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,160
You're gonna have to tell me
how to do some of this.

354
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,200
Oh.

355
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,240
Oh.

356
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,880
(CHUCKLES)

357
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,560
So, uh, where next?

358
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,840
Kitchen.
Yeah.

359
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,680
Just...

360
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,000
Thomas? Yeah.
Sorry, can I call you Tom?

361
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,160
Yeah. Tom, would you mind
taking your boots off, please?

362
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,360
Yes. Sorry.

363
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560
Whoo.

364
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600
(CHUCKLES)

365
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

366
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,960
(FRIDGE DOOR OPENS)

367
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,680
That is not happening ever again.

368
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,400
Sure thing, boss.

369
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,520
(MOTORCYCLE RIDING PAST)

370
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,280
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

371
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,520
(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

372
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,040
Tom.
I got a promotion.

373
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,240
I have a boyfriend.
I brought ice cream.

374
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,280
I'm off dairy, Tom.

375
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,360
Oh. Um, are you off...

376
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,400
Chocolate Obsession?

377
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,160
Damn you.

378
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,200
(CHUCKLES)

379
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,040
So, um... is everything going OK?

380
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,080
With the - with the baby?
Is it going OK?

381
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,600
He is fine. Kicking like a bastard.

382
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,720
He?
Yeah.

383
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,000
Bye, Tom.
Yeah.

384
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,040
Bye.

385
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,680
He. (CHUCKLES)

386
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,400
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

387
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,920
(CHUCKLES)

388
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,600
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hello?

389
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,640
Hi, I was wondering if
I could make a booking

390
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,680
for one of those house
cleaners, please?

391
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,400
Yes. Yes.
I'm sorry, it's so noisy in here.

392
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,440
When would you like?

393
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,600
Sometime on Thursday.
OK.

394
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,560
Sorry, can - I -
can you say that again?

395
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,800
Um, hi. (LAUGHS)

396
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
Oh.
Excuse me.

397
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,080
Are you the one with the service?

398
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,560
Yes, I am. Can you just give me
a couple of minutes?

399
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,560
I'm just taking a booking.
I must have this house cleaner.

400
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,640
Oh.
I've heard it's very good.

401
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,160
I hear he leaves no surface
untouched,

402
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,200
gets into every crevice.

403
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,120
So I was wondering if you had
any availability on Thursday.

404
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,200
Excuse me. No, I'll take Thursday.

405
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,440
(SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER)

406
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,840
You did so good!

407
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,080
You know it's just
for cleaning, right?

408
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,960
I want what she had. Yeah, sorry,
but cleaning is just a cover.

409
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,200
(CHUCKLES)

410
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,560
That was a mistake.
That-That is not gonna happen again.

411
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,920
Would anyone like to book
a straight-up cleaning job?

412
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,560
Wanna get drunk? I have vodka.

413
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,600
No.

414
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,720
You'll get another job.
It won't be that hard.

415
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Don't lie to me.

416
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,560
OK, because you're over 50
it's gonna be very hard.

417
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,640
I know.

418
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,120
Oh, I'm not gonna do it.

419
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,160
Why not?
(GASPS)

420
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,120
I couldn't ask those men to do that.
Actually, I think he was the one

421
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,160
who offered.
I just couldn't.

422
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,200
Oh, God.

423
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,280
You're so... British.

424
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,640
What does that mean?
This is a very good idea.

425
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,680
You're being so uptight.

426
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,880
Sorry.
(CHUCKLES)

427
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,080
(CAR BEEPS)

428
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,080
(EXHALES)

429
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640
(SIGHS)

430
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,240
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Shh-shh.

431
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,960
Does anyone still want
to make a booking?

432
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,320
Well, for cleaning or for sex?

433
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Both.

434
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,040
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

435
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,440
Obviously you don't have to
if you don't want to.

436
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,720
And, um, I have prepared
a whole redundancy package

437
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,760
for each of you.

438
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,640
That perhaps is the other option.

439
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,600
And if we want to?

440
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,000
Well, then, you just
go right ahead.

441
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920
(CHUCKLES)

442
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,520
And you just ask your client if she'd
prefer to have her house cleaned

443
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,160
before or after.

444
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,720
(CHUCKLES)
Oh.

445
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,280
Don't look at me.

446
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,120
Well, then you could
just do the housework.

447
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,120
Business as usual.

448
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Well, uh, so...

449
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,000
right, so, um...

450
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,800
quality control.
Um, obviously the cleaning

451
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,120
must be effective, and there must be
a minimum of one orgasm.

452
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,240
(LAUGHS)
You've thought of everything.

453
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,280
Do we count our own?

454
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,640
If we count hers and mine,

455
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,160
that's two, right?
That's a multiple?

456
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Yours is irrelevant.

457
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,760
Is she serious?
I think she is.

458
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,520
I'm down for it. It will be
like career enhancement.

459
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,720
Dude, you can't hold down
a job to save your life.

460
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,800
You can't even keep
a driver's license.

461
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,840
It wasn't my fault.
It's never your fault.

462
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,960
What if you don't like her?
Your client?

463
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,480
Gina was pretty clear. If you don't
like anything about the session,

464
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,480
you can leave it.
Or what if she doesn't like us?

465
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,560
When I did my stripping week,
that was the worst bit.

466
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,640
You can be like really well-built.
If you're a stripper,

467
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,840
you can't just be a bit hot.
You have to be smoking.

468
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,440
If we're gonna sleep with people,

469
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,520
we'll have to be sex gods.

470
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800
Sounds good.

471
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,400
I'm in.

472
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Are you kidding? I'm in.

473
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,760
(CHUCKLES)

474
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,360
Steve?

475
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,920
I'll be your IT department,
at least to get you started.

476
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,320
I found this site.
Oh.

477
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,000
Jesus.
Is that shit even legal?

478
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,040
Yeah, that stripper joint
I worked for did that,

479
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,080
but they had some kind
of a special licence.

480
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,120
Apparently took them ages to get it.
Yeah, I've heard,

481
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,560
but we need to get started.
So if we did a website like this,

482
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,080
could we make the site owner
anonymous? Yeah, but you still need

483
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,440
search engine optimisation
with the right search words.

484
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,680
So, housecleaning.

485
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720
Sex.
(CHUCKLES)

486
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Pleasure.

487
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,840
You should be jotting this down.

488
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,200
Escorts who love your home.

489
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,760
(KEYBOARD BUTTONS CLACKING)

490
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,160
Um, integrity, safety.

491
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200
Discretion.
Rock-solid.

492
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240
Best ever root you'll get all year.

493
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,040
I thought we were all going round.
Yeah, integrity's good.

494
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,720
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

495
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,360
(MUSIC STOPS)

496
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,400
Hi.
Hi.

497
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,440
Come in.
Thank you.

498
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,240
Right on time.
(CHUCKLES)

499
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120
# MO'HORIZONS: Foto Viva.

500
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,840
(EXHALES)

501
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,120
Tom?

502
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,600
Would you like to dance?

503
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,720
Yeah. Sure thing.

504
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,040
Just stop that. It's fine.

505
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,080
# Fota viva, viva, viva

506
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,720
# Fota viva, viva, viva

507
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,800
# Da melodia que falava do futuro

508
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,640
# Que voce imaginou

509
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,000
# Do passado que voce nao viveu #

510
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,040
(DO YOU WANT ME? PLAYING)

511
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,160
Ah.

512
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,880
# Are you lonely, oh, my darling?

513
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,080
# Do you want me?

514
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,840
# Are you lonely, oh, my darling?

515
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,920
# Do you need me?
(STRAINS)

516
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,080
# I can tell by the look in your eyes

517
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,320
# I don't want your afters

518
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,920
# Don't you want me, my darling?

519
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,320
# Don't you want me tonight?

520
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,640
# I'm...

521
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,400
# All yours #

522
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680
(SNORING)

523
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,520
Um, so I've been thinking.

524
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,960
And...

525
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,600
You see, I'm just not exactly sure

526
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,000
that I can reliably say that I know

527
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,520
how to please... a woman.

528
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,800
Well...

529
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,000
if you can say that...

530
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,280
..you're a better man than most.

531
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,680
Good.

532
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,160
What, Anthony? So-So he's big.

533
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,640
A jackhammer?

534
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,560
Oh. Oh, I am...

535
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,600
very sorry.

536
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,200
Yes, of course,
I completely understand.

537
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,600
Can we make it up to you in some way?
(I wasn't that bad.)

538
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,000
Very sorry once again.
Back to cleaning and removals, bro.

539
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,520
On my hot mother, I swear.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

540
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,640
Pleased to Move You.

541
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,840
(CRUNCHING)

542
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,080
Really? Oh, that's just basic.

543
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,600
What else did he miss?
Dude.

544
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,640
Oh, he'll be back.

545
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,080
I understand. No charge.

546
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,160
Come on, fellas. Don't feel bad.
We all make mistakes.

547
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,280
Let's look at the positives here.

548
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,320
At least you're both in the shit.

549
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,520
I mean, it's not like
you're gonna sack them.

550
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,560
(SIGHS)

551
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,200
One of my members of staff is...

552
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,280
How shall I put this? He's, um...

553
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,120
very... well...

554
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,200
Endowed?

555
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,240
Oh, God. God's gift.

556
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,680
Yeah, he needs help from someone
who knows more than him.

557
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,760
Someone very...

558
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,840
very experienced.

559
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,920
(CHUCKLES)

560
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,960
Guys.

561
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,440
Just be cool.

562
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,320
Just be cool.

563
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

564
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,600
Could you teach him
to clean everything?

565
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,720
Nothing sexy. Just-just cleaning.

566
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,600
Everything.
Thoroughly.

567
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,680
Uh, because I am chairing
a board meeting at three.

568
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,200
Oh, yeah.
He will so be done by then.

569
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:56,000
It's just your place -
it's the perfect training ground.

570
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,080
Mm. OK.

571
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400
Keep your clothes on.

572
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,160
Are you sure it will be good?
The cleaning?

573
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,200
The sex.

574
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,440
Of course.

575
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,560
What if he doesn't like me?

576
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,480
Why do you think he would like you?

577
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,080
It's been a little while
since I've, um...

578
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,400
Ah.

579
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,120
Now like quite a few years.

580
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,600
That happens. (CHUCKLES)

581
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,640
Quite a few.

582
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,720
(GROANING)

583
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,640
(CONTINUES GROANING)

584
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,840
Can we just stop?
Stop. OK.

585
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,800
Did you learn everything you know
from watching porn?

586
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,960
Porn is the exact opposite of what
good sex feels like for women.

587
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,880
Has no one ever told you that?
No.

588
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,040
Oh, God.
Um...

589
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,160
Uh, you just tell me
what I'm doing wrong

590
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,200
and I will listen.

591
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,320
You don't just listen
with your ears.

592
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,360
You listen with your body.

593
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600
Now, every woman's body
is different.

594
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,680
So even if I teach you a technique,

595
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,800
you still have to listen each time.
Mm.

596
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,200
What do you have to do
every single time?

597
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,560
Have to, um, listen

598
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,680
to your body with my body.

599
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,760
So I'm pretty successful at work,

600
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,880
in pretty much everything in life,

601
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,600
except one thing.
Let me guess.

602
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,840
Yeah, well, let's just say that

603
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,560
not all of my sexual experiences

604
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,600
have been enjoyable.

605
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,720
You don't have to do this
if you don't want to.

606
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,760
No, I've thought about it a lot.

607
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,040
I don't want a relationship
and I don't like the idea

608
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,920
of an online hook-up,
and I've realised that

609
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,920
I don't wanna give up on sex
forever, so... (CHUCKLES)

610
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,560
Well, you can take it gently.
You could, like, start with...

611
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,960
..a foot rub, and then move
onto a little massage,

612
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,560
and then just see if you want
to take it any further.

613
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,960
Can we do that?
Sure.

614
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,160
Glass of wine?
W-What do you like to drink?

615
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,600
Gin. I might have to
slam a few first

616
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,720
to forget myself to get started.

617
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,280
You know, I think you are
here to remember yourself.

618
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,520
Yeah. Thanks.

619
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,520
You know what?

620
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,560
Yeah, I'll just do it.

621
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Oh.

622
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,480
Not very good at letting other
people do things for you, are you?

623
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,560
Er, we need a different cloth.

624
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,920
Yep, I'll get it.
No, no, it's fine.

625
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,920
What does your husband do?

626
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,520
Er, did you mean to ask
what do I do?

627
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,560
I'm a corporate lawyer.

628
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,720
He is a surgeon.

629
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760
Good with his hands?
(SCOFFS)

630
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,800
He used to be.

631
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,840
I'm sorry. I didn't realise
he's not around.

632
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,760
Oh, no, no, no. He is around.
It's just that we don't...

633
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,880
Oh.
..you know, kind of...

634
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,240
(SIGHS)

635
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,520
Um, you can start on the bath.

636
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,640
Yeah. Yeah.

637
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,760
It's OK.
The same with my girlfriend,

638
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,040
or my ex. We stopped, as well.

639
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,360
Was that just because
it wasn't very good?

640
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,840
Oh, no, no, it was great.
But it was always up to me.

641
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,280
I always had to initiate.
The thing is, um...

642
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,040
Well, we are having a baby.

643
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,080
Congratulations.
Yeah.

644
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,840
Well, she's having a baby
without me.

645
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,080
Little man.
Oh.

646
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,120
Yeah.

647
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,560
Yeah, I wish she'd let me
be the dad. I am the dad.

648
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,600
I just really wanna be the dad.

649
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,640
I think I have to grow up a bit.

650
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,800
I need to get my shit together.

651
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I'm sure you will.

652
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,040
You'll get there.
Yeah.

653
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,840
If I am paying for it,
I don't want ordinary orgasm.

654
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,880
I can sort one of those out
for myself.

655
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,720
And I don't one of those naughty
ones that sneak up on you

656
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,760
and then fizzle out.

657
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,520
I want orgasm with lots of edging.

658
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,600
Eased towards it...

659
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,680
then back off.

660
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,760
Ease up to it again...

661
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,080
..then back off. You know.

662
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,120
A big...

663
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,240
delicious lead up, and then...

664
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,600
(EXHALES)

665
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,640
..total annihilation.

666
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,960
OK.

667
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,040
And anything else?

668
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,880
Snow angel.
My all-time go to favourite.

669
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,320
That can't be comfortable.
I don't know.

670
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,360
Looks all right for her.

671
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,320
Bloke's got quite a hard job,
though. She is upside down.

672
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,200
No, she's just lying back.
He's the one doing all the holding.

673
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,760
No, no, that is definitely
upside down.

674
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,840
She can't even move.

675
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
(CLEARS THROAT)

676
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,640
Stop looking.
I was just going to do the...

677
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,400
license... (CHUCKLES)
..application.

678
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,760
Women are quite tricky to please.
(CHUCKLES)

679
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,680
They all seem to say completely
different things.

680
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,160
It's very inconsistent.

681
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,240
You're terrible for you.

682
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,200
I'm really not sure
I'm cut out for this.

683
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,760
Close your eyes.

684
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800
(CHUCKLES)

685
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,960
That's silly.
No, no, trust me.

686
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Just close your eyes

687
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,400
and imagine you're a woman about
to contact this business.

688
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,600
Come on, come on.
All right.

689
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,040
You heard about the company...
Mm-hm. ..and you're intrigued.

690
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,400
Why are you so interested?

691
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,960
I, uh... (CHUCKLES)

692
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,880
I don't know why. I just am.
Can't help it.

693
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920
I don't even want to be.

694
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,160
So what do you do about it?
I look it up...

695
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,400
..secretly.
And?

696
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440
(EXHALES)

697
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I need to know I'm talking
to a woman.

698
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,040
I don't want to speak to a man
about this. Good.

699
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,080
So you call up, you get a woman

700
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,520
and she asks you what you want.

701
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,560
What you really want.

702
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,360
Maybe she just wants to be touched.

703
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,120
Feel this.

704
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,440
What does it tell you?

705
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,760
You're trying to teach me something.

706
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,680
(CLEARS THROAT)
That's what my words are saying.

707
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,720
Feel my hand.

708
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,760
What's it telling you?

709
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,280
It's warm.

710
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,440
Go on.
It's like...

711
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,360
It's like you're inviting me some.

712
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,760
Pleased to see me.

713
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,280
Good.

714
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,760
Good.

715
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,880
Now we can start.

716
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,360
(SQUEAKING)

717
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,840
So, what did you mean by,

718
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,000
you know, it was always up to you?

719
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,040
Oh, yeah.

720
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,480
Well, even before we broke up
we'd stopped having sex.

721
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,080
I really love it when
a woman initiates,

722
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,120
and she never would.

723
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,280
It's so hot when a woman
asks me for something.

724
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,560
(SQUEAKING)

725
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,040
Could you get that dark
blue cloth, please?

726
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,680
OK, sure.

727
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,920
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

728
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,400
(SIGHS)

729
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,600
So... (CLEARS THROAT)

730
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,680
..what would you like
to do for dinner?

731
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,400
I would like you to take me out.

732
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,920
Mm.
And after that...

733
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,200
..I'd like to skip dessert.

734
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,080
I think that we should
come straight home...

735
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,160
and have a nude swim.

736
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,160
And then...

737
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,840
..I would like to lie down on
one of the sun lounges and...

738
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,880
I would like you to go down on me.

739
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,440
And if you like...

740
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,480
..I could return the favour.

741
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,720
Could we skip dinner?

742
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,920
(LAUGHS)

743
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,160
Yeah, nah.

744
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,200
I wanna be taken out first.

745
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,240
# RUBY VELLE AND THE SOULPHONICS:
It's About Time

746
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,640
# World, world, world

747
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,680
# Where have we been?

748
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,880
# What have we got?

749
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:38,240
# Will the story of our future
be a new tune?

750
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,640
# Or the same old song?

751
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,640
# Because who we are

752
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,080
# Only history knows

753
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,120
# But where we are going

754
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,880
# Oh, it hasn't fully,
fully been told

755
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,120
# And it's about time

756
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,160
# That we decide together

757
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,520
# That our fight for freedom

758
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,920
# Cannot last forever

759
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,000
# And it's about time

760
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:25,040
# We turn this world on a dime
(MOBILE PHONE CLICKING)

761
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,400
# Listen...

762
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,440
Gina?

763
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,480
# It's about time #

764
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,600
Gina?

765
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,640
What's the occasion?

766
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,600
# Where we've been

767
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640
# Floatin' down a river

768
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,680
# With our hands tied

769
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,240
# While further downstream...

770
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,560
I'll make us some pasta.

771
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,000
# ..and lies divide

772
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,280
# And now it's only right

773
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,440
# We put our words on the line

774
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,560
# And we decide together, baby

775
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,840
# That it's about time #

776
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,160
You said I never helped
with the housework.

777
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,200
Tom, no.
Well, I can do it now.

778
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,280
Top to bottom.
Let me show you. No, it's OK.

779
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,200
You must be Tom. I'm Gary.

780
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,680
How's the little man?

781
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,720
Growing.

782
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,760
Um...
Nice to meet you, mate.

783
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,840
We're fine.

784
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,320
Don't worry. I'll call you.

785
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,840
See ya. Bye, Tom.

786
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,880
(EXHALES)

787
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,920
# AGNES OBEL: Dorian

788
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,960
# They won't know who we are

789
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,400
# So we both can pretend

790
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:44,440
# It's written on the mountains

791
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,200
# A line that never ends

792
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,320
# As the devil spoke we spilled out
on the floor

793
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,480
# And the pieces broke

794
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,280
# And the people wanted more

795
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:12,160
# And the rugged wheel is turning

796
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,360
# Another round

797
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,560
# Dorian, carry on

798
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,120
# Will you ever let us carry on? #

799
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,280
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

800
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,240
Hi. Wait. Wait.

801
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,560
Wait. I-I know how to clean
your place properly now.

802
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,920
From top to bottom. And if you
don't let me in and let me do it,

803
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,000
I might lose my job.

804
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Please, please, please.

805
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,640
Please let me come in and clean.

806
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,800
I couldn't quite hear that last bit.
Could you just repeat that?

807
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,840
(CHUCKLES

808
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,640
Please, please, please let me
come in and clean your house.

809
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,240
(SIGHS)

810
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,280
Thank you.

811
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,240
Are they? I had actually forgotten...
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

812
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,960
..how good my body can feel.
Hang on, Sandra.

813
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,800
(RINGING CONTINUES)
I'm pleased for you

814
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,160
because this business...
Pleased To Move You.

815
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,200
Could you please hold?

816
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,840
Sometimes you just need several
great Chads to get your mojo back.

817
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,880
(TELEPHONE BEEPING)

818
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,520
I can't remember ever
feeling this good.

819
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,040
(INDISTINCT)
(TELEPHONE CONTINUES BEEPING)

820
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,160
Hello. (CLEARS THROAT)
This is Steve.

821
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,680
I don't usually answer
these phones. Um...

822
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,720
so please be gentle with me.

823
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,920
It's just unbelievable.
Mm.

824
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,960
(SNIFFLES)

825
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,800
Gina, I cannot recommend it
highly enough.

826
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,600
I just... I feel so alive.

827
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,760
(LINE CUTS)
Are you there?

828
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,280
Um, yeah, we can do that.

829
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,520
Would you mind if I called you back?
No, no, it's OK, it's OK.

830
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,120
I'll, uh, just check the,
uh, the bookings.

831
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,080
Um, yeah, just tell you me a little
bit more about yourself.

832
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400
(SNIFFLES)

833
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,440
(EXHALES)

834
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,880
Lovely spot.

835
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,200
Look, I-I don't think I
should be doing the phones.

836
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,080
Did she make a booking?

837
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,520
Yep.

838
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,560
Who did you match her up with?

839
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,120
Actually it was me.

840
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,080
Well, I tried to talk her into
someone else, but she wanted

841
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,840
someone her own age and she liked
the sound of my voice, so...

842
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,880
You're married.

843
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,320
Ah, yeah, um... about that.

844
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,040
It's, um... it's real.

845
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,160
I...

846
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,840
I just kept thinking
she'd come back, so...

847
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,920
so I waited.

848
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,960
Are you still waiting?

849
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,040
No.

850
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,920
But you're still wearing the ring.
(EXHALES)

851
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,440
Yeah, well, look, imagine this.

852
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,000
You're moving furniture one moment,
trying to get some money together

853
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,560
and get on with your life,
and the next moment...

854
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,600
the entire team has been converted
into sexy cleaners.

855
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,960
You should have said.
I was saving you from trying

856
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
to wheel me out along
with the rest of them.

857
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,440
I mean, no one wants this
scrubbing their kitchen bench.

858
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,160
It sounds like somebody does.
She'll regret it when she sees me.

859
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,200
Aw, don't be silly.

860
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,960
I'm sure the pair of you will
have a terrific time of it.

861
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,560
(SIGHS)

862
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,080
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

863
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,320
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hi. Hello.

864
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,000
Do you only employ men

865
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,040
as your, um...

866
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,840
Sex professionals -
that's what we call them. Right.

867
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,200
I don't - I don't have any women.

868
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,600
Oh, that's OK.
I just thought I'd ask.

869
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,920
I don't know.

870
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,080
Since the kids are gone, there's
a bit more time to take notice

871
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,360
of what's going on with me.
And especially after

872
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,040
some of the bookings,
I am feeling all kinds of things

873
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,120
for all kinds of people.

874
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,360
You sound like a young person.
(LAUGHS)

875
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,520
But if I'm gonna try being with
a woman for the first time,

876
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,840
I'd prefer it to be with someone
who knows what she's doing,

877
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,680
who can forgive me if-if I'm wrong
and I want to stop halfway through.

878
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,760
I'm being ridiculous, aren't I?
No, you're not.

879
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,880
Can you leave it with me?
Thank you.

880
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,320
Ah.

881
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,320
Would you mind not mentioning
this to Brett?

882
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,480
Yes, as long as that's mutual.

883
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,920
Uh...

884
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,160
I suppose I'm (CHUCKLES)
here for a booking.

885
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,800
You don't need us. I've seen what
happens when you walk into a room.

886
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,840
(CHUCKLES)

887
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,240
I...

888
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,760
I don't like my breasts
to be touched.

889
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,840
I've got really insensitive nipples

890
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,880
so when they get a lot of attention

891
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,920
I feel nothing.

892
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,800
Well, left out, really.

893
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,200
So you want to pay for
someone who will...

894
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,640
..ignore your breasts.
Yes.

895
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,640
Not all of my sexual experiences

896
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,680
have been satisfying.

897
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,880
And I'll pay for some that are,

898
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,920
if it means good sex.

899
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,520
People underestimate me.

900
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,960
And they don't know that
I reconfigured the entire

901
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,680
apex programme to integrate
both platforms.

902
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,360
That day the only thing anyone said

903
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,800
was about what I looked like,
including you.

904
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,240
I'm sorry about that.
It's fine.

905
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,280
I mean -
No, it's really not.

906
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,360
I'm used to it.
It happens every day.

907
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,720
But it's the shit sex
that's wearing thin.

908
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,760
(CHUCKLES)

909
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,840
You have a lifetime of sex ahead
of you and it should be good.

910
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,600
You're gonna have to learn
to ask for what you want.

911
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,120
It's never too late to start.

912
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,440
I just want a decent root.

913
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,480
Yep.

914
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,840
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

915
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,960
I know. I was terrible,
but I can do so much better.

916
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,320
Good for you.

917
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,640
I've been working on some moves.
Please let me show you.

918
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,720
Please.

919
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,320
So what was that
Incredible Hulk thing you did

920
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,840
with your clothes again?
Light years beyond that.

921
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,080
Can you, for five minutes straight,

922
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,920
move your mouth and your tongue
in the exact same way?

923
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,960
Yes.

924
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,160
Yes, yes, I can, I can.

925
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,720
God damn.

926
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,440
Anthony.

927
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,480
He ironed everything.

928
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,760
Everything.

929
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,360
I didn't know we offered ironing.

930
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,400
I asked and away he went.

931
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,440
Oh.

932
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,280
So did he take care
of anything else?

933
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,320
Mm-hm.

934
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,920
I should have done this years ago.

935
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,960
(LAUGHTER)

936
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,400
(EXHALES)

937
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,760
(VIBRATOR VIBRATING)

938
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,520
(VIBRATING CONTINUES)

939
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,200
(VIBRATING INTENSIFIES)

940
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,360
(VIBRATING STOPS)

941
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,320
(SIGHS)

942
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,800
Ah.

943
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,840
(MOANS)

944
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,800
(GASPS, MOANS)

945
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,560
Mm.

946
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,760
(DOOR SLIDING OPEN)
(GASPS)

947
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,720
Hi.

948
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,760
Hi. (SNIFFS)

949
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,880
Where is everybody?
They stopped for sausage rolls.

950
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,000
Couldn't bear it. Croissant?

951
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,560
No, thank you.
Home-made.

952
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,600
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

953
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,240
Well, if you change your mind.

954
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,840
I need to ask you something.

955
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,320
(CLEARS THROAT) What's this?

956
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,440
Hm, I don't know.

957
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,200
Weird.
Mm.

958
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,000
So, I wanna talk to you
about something.

959
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,040
(CLEARS THROAT)

960
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,640
Go ahead.
I've been thinking.

961
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,600
I get a lot of thinking done
about two in the morning.

962
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,760
I think a lot more about this job
than my... my old one.

963
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,640
It's about the business model.

964
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,080
I don't think it's sustainable.

965
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,160
If you really think about it.

966
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,200
Oh.

967
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,360
Keep going, if you don't mind.

968
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,000
It's, uh...

969
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,040
It's a high-end...

970
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,360
..one-off model.

971
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,400
You can't just...

972
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,200
replicate the transactions.

973
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,240
Yeah, I know.

974
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,240
Should I go a bit faster?
Yeah.

975
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,280
(EXHALES)

976
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,400
(MOANS) Oh, no, no, that's too fast.

977
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,120
That's too fast.
Oh, OK. Cool, I'll just...

978
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,160
OK.

979
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,280
Fine. Yeah. (GASPS)

980
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,480
Just cruise.

981
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,960
(EXHALES)

982
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
(EXHALES)

983
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000
Slower.

984
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,400
Really cruising.

985
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,440
Oh.

986
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,800
(MOANS)

987
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,240
(MOANS)

988
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,280
(EXHALING)

989
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,800
(EXHALES)

990
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,840
(EXHALES)

991
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,880
(EXHALES)

992
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,320
Oh!

993
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,320
(GASPS)

994
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,360
One is never enough.

995
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,720
(GASPS)

996
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,760
# THE PHANTOMS: Good As Gold

997
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,280
# Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah... #

998
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,320
Whoa. That's gorgeous.

999
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,840
What's going on?
Nothing.

1000
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,920
# Whoo-hoo, I gonna get
what I want today

1001
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,360
# Whoo-hoo, it's just
the way that I roll

1002
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,920
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna
kick this out my way

1003
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,960
# Whoo-hoo

1004
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
# Yeah, I'm as good as gold

1005
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,600
# Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1006
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,480
# Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah #

1007
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,600
You got laid. Finally.

1008
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,640
It's none of your business.

1009
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,360
Sorry, your business is
always my business.

1010
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,400
(LAUGHS)

1011
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,600
Did you forget your moisturiser?

1012
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,000
Mm, yeah.
Use my coconut oil.

1013
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,040
Thanks.

1014
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,600
You know, that is an
excellent lubricant.

1015
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,760
It goes on easy, smells amazing,

1016
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,800
tastes amazing, lasts forever

1017
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,000
and it is a healthy fat, so you
can just pop it in your stir-fry.

1018
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,080
Thank you, Sandra.

1019
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,360
(SNIFFS, INHALES)

1020
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,400
(ALL GIGGLING)

1021
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,520
I don't usually... Me neither.
..use that, and...

1022
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,560
actually that was my first time.
It was the first time for both
of us.

1023
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,800
Was it horrible?
No. Good.

1024
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,280
I can live with that,
as long as it wasn't horrible.

1025
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,760
OK, I got your rose petals,

1026
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,320
your 85% chocolate, your champagne,

1027
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,040
strawberries, massage oil, condoms -

1028
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,320
so many condoms - and lubricant.

1029
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,360
Apparently silicone
is the way to go.

1030
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,400
How about organic coconut oil?

1031
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:19,440
Oh, OK.

1032
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,760
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
Oh, that'll be a booking for me.

1033
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,840
In your dreams, bro.

1034
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,880
(COMPUTER BUZZES)
It's not loading.

1035
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,240
Yeah, the whole system is not
coping. We need an upgrade.

1036
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,800
We can't afford it. If I can't make
the payments, they take the company
off me. Gina, the door.

1037
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,640
I'm looking for Gina Henderson.

1038
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,920
Yeah, that-that's me.

1039
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,960
Can I help you?

1040
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,440
You're in charge here?

1041
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,640
I am.

1042
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,960
Well, looks like I found exactly
who I'm looking for.

1043
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,400
(SPEAKER BEEPS)
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1044
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,400
(SPEAKER BEEPING)
Not many places take on guys.

1045
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,040
I wondered if you might like
to increase the team.

1046
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,400
Oh, no. No, mate, we're-we're full.

1047
01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:30,880
Yeah, you should just piss off

1048
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,920
some place else.

1049
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,680
Yeah.
Yeah.

1050
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,760
Sorry, what was your name?

1051
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,360
It's Mike.
Hi, Mike.

1052
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:43,680
I'm Gina.
I know.

1053
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:54,720
Guys, there is no need to be rude.

1054
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,760
Just basic politeness.

1055
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,920
He was basic.
He was quite rude.

1056
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,200
He threw his top off in front of us.
A little bit desperate.

1057
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,200
What? He looked all - Manners.
You can file that, please,

1058
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,240
under M.

1059
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,640
M for Mike. Not-not good.

1060
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,720
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1061
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,760
Hey.

1062
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,880
How's things?
Great.

1063
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,920
(WATER SLOSHING)

1064
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,200
I think I'm jealous.

1065
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,160
Of?
You're astonishing sex life.

1066
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,800
Yeah, well, you should try
the morning afters.

1067
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,080
I'm perfectly clear
with them every time -

1068
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,280
"This is a one-off."

1069
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,800
What happens when you don't
want it to be a one-off?

1070
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,320
It's too risky.

1071
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,960
Can I ask you to do
something for me?

1072
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,680
Will be as much fun as last time?
That's up to you.

1073
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,640
I think I could start to like this.

1074
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,840
(CHUCKLES) OK.

1075
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,480
(DOG BARKS, GROWLS)

1076
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,720
Hi!
Hi.

1077
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,040
I've come to clean your house.

1078
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,120
I didn't know you clean houses.

1079
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,840
Oh. (LAUGHS)

1080
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,040
Are you gonna let me in or...?
(LAUGHS) Sorry.

1081
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,080
(CHUCKLES)

1082
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,440
Cute dog.
Yeah. Leo.

1083
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,520
Hey, good boy.

1084
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,600
Um, it's ten in the morning.

1085
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,600
Oh. Egg cups?

1086
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,640
(CHUCKLES)

1087
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,800
(CORK SQUEAKS, POPS)

1088
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,240
Lemon.

1089
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,240
(EXHALES)
And salt.

1090
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,560
(GULPS)

1091
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,600
(SUCKS)

1092
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,840
It's your turn.

1093
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,040
(CLEARS THROAT)
Women. Women.

1094
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Mm.

1095
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,160
Uh-uh. I've already done there.

1096
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,200
You need to find somewhere new.

1097
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,800
(CHUCKLES)

1098
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,680
(BOTH GIGGLE)

1099
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,880
Mm!
(BOTH LAUGH)

1100
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,160
Shall we go again?

1101
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,280
Yeah.
(BOTH LAUGH)

1102
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,680
(EGG CUPS CLINKING)
Just a little.

1103
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,800
Uh-huh, yeah. No, I have the number.

1104
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,840
I'm just trying to find it.

1105
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,880
Is there somewhere you want this?

1106
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,120
No, look, I-I am very sorry, OK.

1107
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,200
I will personally follow up
for you, OK?

1108
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,240
I'll just count it out.
My assistant's very busy.

1109
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,280
He may have missed something.

1110
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,600
Two.
Uh, yeah. No, I'll hold, yeah.

1111
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,640
Three. Four.

1112
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:05,680
Five.

1113
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,560
ALICE: Get it, girl.
(HANDS CLAP)

1114
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,600
Yeah, no, no, I'm still here.

1115
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,640
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

1116
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,200
Hey, Gina! I just thought I'd
let you know that I am now

1117
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,680
the official owner of this company.

1118
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,880
Yes!
Final payment complete.

1119
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,080
Hooray!
(LAUGHS)

1120
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,640
# Lift your head up, lift your head
up to the sky

1121
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,680
# Don't think tomorrow... #

1122
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:40,760
Hey!
(ALL CHEERING)

1123
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,800
Hoorah!

1124
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,840
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1125
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,960
Hayley told me so I'm showed up.

1126
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,560
Yeah, and then she got everyone
drunk on the way here.

1127
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,600
(LAUGHS) It wasn't hard.

1128
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,600
Congratulations. Oh!
Oh, let me please take this off.

1129
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,760
Madam.

1130
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,480
I couldn't do it - the booking.

1131
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,520
I know.

1132
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,760
I checked.

1133
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,960
You checked. (CHUCKLES)

1134
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,320
You should have said if you didn't
want to do. No, I did want to...

1135
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,360
until I got to the car park
and I just -

1136
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,400
then I just drove straight home
and ate two litres of ice cream

1137
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,520
in the dark. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1138
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000
I'm not.

1139
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,200
(LAUGHTER)

1140
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,000
(LAUGHTER)
Whoo!

1141
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,040
Hey, Gina, get over here!

1142
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,080
(CHEERING)

1143
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,920
And what's going on with you two?

1144
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,960
I'm risking it.

1145
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,840
I really like her.

1146
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,160
Mm! Mm!

1147
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,920
(LAUGHS)

1148
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,480
Geronimo!

1149
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,520
(SCREAMS)

1150
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,560
# Lift your head up, lift your head
up to the sky

1151
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,560
# Don't think about tomorrow
(CHEERING)

1152
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,600
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1153
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,760
# Lift your head up to the sky

1154
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,040
# Don't you doubt it, worry about
it, you're gonna be all right

1155
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,040
# Lift your head, head up
(SCREAMING)

1156
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,080
# Lift it up, up

1157
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,120
# It, don't worry about it

1158
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,200
# Lift your, lift your head

1159
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,120
# Lift your head up,
lift your head up to the sky

1160
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,240
# Don't you doubt it, worry about it

1161
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,280
# You're gonna be all right #

1162
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,040
(BOTTLE CONTENTS RATTLING)

1163
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,120
Are you hung over?

1164
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,960
Yes, I am.

1165
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,600
Do you know it's been years
since we've had sex?

1166
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,640
(CHUCKLES) Don't be so dramatic.

1167
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,400
It's been a couple of years now,
I think.

1168
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,840
G, it has not been two years.
Yeah, there was Bali.

1169
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,880
And when we came home from Bali.

1170
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,920
And then?

1171
01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,760
Is there something you want
to tell me?

1172
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,600
No.
If I so much as look at you,

1173
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,920
you are so repelled you go
running from the room.

1174
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,640
Running to whoever it is who is
so much more attractive than me.

1175
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:18,920
That's not true. I'm not seeing
anyone else and I never have.

1176
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,000
So you expect me to believe
that you are perfectly happy

1177
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,080
just not having sex
with anyone, ever?

1178
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:26,680
Well, no. No, I'm not -
OK, I'm not perfectly happy.

1179
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:28,720
I just...

1180
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,200
I just seem to have lost...

1181
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,720
Lost what?

1182
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,080
Oh. I'm tired.

1183
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,520
You're always tired.
(SIGHS)

1184
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,920
Are you sick? No, I'm not sick.
I got checked.

1185
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,960
What for?
I'm fine.

1186
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,480
Everything is fine.
We have your prescription.

1187
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,520
Gina.

1188
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,720
(SIGHS)

1189
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,040
(SIGHS)

1190
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,360
I just don't feel like it.

1191
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,040
You sure?

1192
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,080
Yeah.

1193
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,120
I'm sure.

1194
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,880
(CLEARS THROAT)

1195
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,800
Er, hi there. I'm Tom from
Ple-Pleased To Move You,

1196
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:21,240
and I'm looking forward
to making sure

1197
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,280
you get everything you need -
you need - you need - you need...

1198
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,480
Oh, for fuck sake.
Now it's totally fried.

1199
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,520
What do you mean "fried"?
I don't know.

1200
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,040
It's thoroughly shitting itself.
I just don't know why

1201
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,280
it's still happening. And the
booking system is down. I'll fix it.

1202
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,360
No, you don't you touch it.
You will fuck it.

1203
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,840
OK, we'll just turn it off
and turn it back on again.

1204
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,240
Hi. It's Gina.

1205
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,280
I need your brains.

1206
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,320
(BUTTONS CLACKING)

1207
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,760
Should she be allowed in there?

1208
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,680
Alice is smarter than all of us put
together. If anyone can sort this,

1209
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,760
she can.
You guys need to upgrade.

1210
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,920
I don't know who set this up,
but I can sort it out for you.

1211
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,080
Well, um...

1212
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,600
a little room. Yeah.
Come on, guys.

1213
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,200
Just take it easy.
She knows what she's doing.

1214
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:16,000
Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll...
I'll be back here.

1215
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,960
Looking for something special?
Yeah.

1216
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,240
It's or my wife.
Ah.

1217
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,760
In the shit, are ya?
(CHUCKLES) You could say that.

1218
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,800
Good investment, then.

1219
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,880
You know you should do?

1220
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:39,920
Clean the house. Gets you in
the good books every time.

1221
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,160
Thanks. (SCANNER BEEPS)
I'm good.

1222
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,760
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1223
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,720
Well, not heaps...
(COMPUTER CHIMES)

1224
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,800
You are good to go.

1225
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,880
Whoo-hoo! Nice.

1226
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,920
Are we missing anything?
Um...

1227
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,440
Oh, yeah. It looks like you had two
movers booked for half an hour ago.

1228
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,080
Do you wanna lift?
Oh, yeah. Thanks.

1229
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,120
Cool.

1230
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:13,920
I'll do the boxes, then, eh?

1231
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,600
It's still important.

1232
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,040
(PAPER RUSTLES)

1233
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,880
What's this?

1234
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,920
Are you gonna tell me what's in it?

1235
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,520
I really think it's for the best.
Please don't do this.

1236
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:37,280
I really shouldn't -
Please don't be like that.
That is completely unnecessary.

1237
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,760
Is it because I, you know, um...

1238
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:48,440
Before with the... croissants?

1239
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,560
No.

1240
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,640
No, that was a career highlight.

1241
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,600
But I think it's time I did
my own thing for a while.

1242
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,680
You're all set up now.

1243
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,960
It's been the greatest pleasure.

1244
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000
Au revoir.

1245
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,880
(SIGHS)

1246
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,400
(CAR HORN HONKS)

1247
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,360
(BLOWS)

1248
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,200
(WATER RUNS, STOPS)

1249
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,280
(SIGHS)

1250
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,720
(SIGHS)

1251
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,360
(BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS)

1252
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,040
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Gina!

1253
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:30,280
Steve?

1254
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,480
Gina!
(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

1255
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,840
(LINE RINGING)

1256
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,880
Pleased To Move You.
You've got Benjamin.

1257
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,560
Phone. I hope you clean faster than
you pick up the phone, mate.

1258
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,320
I need to make a booking for today.

1259
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:49,520
Cool. So, can I just clarify,

1260
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,560
is it for yourself?

1261
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,840
No, well, it's for my wife.

1262
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,600
OK. But will you be there?

1263
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:59,400
Yeah, only if you come now.
I want it to be a surprise.

1264
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,640
A surprise?

1265
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,600
For your wife and you?

1266
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,320
I mean, that's cool
and everything, man.

1267
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,920
Um, I just - can I ask
how you heard about us?

1268
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,800
Listen, mate, I'm just trying to
work out how to please my wife.

1269
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,840
It's not that easy. So either you
come now or I'm gonna do it myself.

1270
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:21,480
Um, I mean,
I'm the only one free, but -

1271
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:24,040
Can we just get on with this?

1272
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,080
Yep.

1273
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,400
Oh, do you want me to get started?

1274
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,440
Yeah. I'm getting a beer.

1275
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,120
Uh... you wife...

1276
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,840
Um... are you sure?

1277
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,880
Yes, mate. Go for it.

1278
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,760
OK.

1279
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:03,040
(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh, are you good with music?

1280
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,080
Whatever.

1281
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,120
(INHALES)

1282
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,160
(EXHALES)
(SPEAKER BEEPS)

1283
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,200
# TOM JONES: Sex Bomb

1284
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:16,480
Mm.
Mm.

1285
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,920
# Aw, baby

1286
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,480
# Yeah, ooh, yeah

1287
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,520
# Ha, listen to this

1288
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:29,000
# Spy on me, baby, use satellite

1289
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:32,200
# Infrared to see me move
through the night

1290
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:35,040
# So I can't deny or lie

1291
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:38,760
# Cos you're the only one
to make me fly

1292
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,680
# (You know what you are, you are a)
Sex bomb, sex bomb

1293
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,960
# Yeah, you're my sex bomb

1294
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,240
# You can give it to me when
I need to come along

1295
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:51,000
# Sex bomb, sex bomb, (Yeah)
You're my sex bomb

1296
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,760
# And, baby, you can turn me on

1297
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,800
# (Turn me on, darling)
Sex bomb, sex bomb

1298
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,600
# You're my sex bomb... #
Sir, your beer.

1299
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,480
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm removing my trousers.

1300
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,760
Ben?
Gina.

1301
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,800
Oh.
(SPEAKER BEEPS, MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1302
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,840
What, do you know this guy?

1303
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:15,640
Pull your pants up.
Oh, don't get all private now, mate.

1304
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,160
Ben, what are you doing here?
I got a booking.

1305
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,200
(ZIPPING FLIES)

1306
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,680
Do you know something about this?
Dude, she owns the company.

1307
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:27,240
Ben, this is Adrian, my husband.

1308
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,600
He doesn't know.

1309
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,960
Do you think I should go?

1310
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,440
Mm. Mm.

1311
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:46,000
OK, uh, excuse, um...

1312
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,200
(CAR OPENS, CLOSES)

1313
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,280
This is the...

1314
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:57,320
removal thing?

1315
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,160
I employ men

1316
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:04,600
to pleasure women and
to clean their houses.

1317
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:07,720
Some women just take the house clean

1318
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,880
for the sheer the pleasure
of watching men do the jobs

1319
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,960
they spend a lifetime hating.

1320
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,440
Does anyone know about this?

1321
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:17,480
Just the clients.

1322
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:19,520
We're very private.

1323
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,640
Un-fucking-believable.

1324
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:30,000
(SIGHS)
(BANGING ON DOOR)

1325
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:36,320
Oh, how did you get my home address?

1326
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:38,640
Don't turn up at my house.
Email me your resume, new photos

1327
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,200
and your penis size,
and do not overestimate, please.

1328
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:44,480
We don't care as much as you think.
She wants my penis size.

1329
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,520
Gina Henderson?

1330
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:48,960
Would you accompany me back
to the station to answer

1331
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000
some questions, please?

1332
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,040
Shit.

1333
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,000
The legal representative
for Gina Henderson.

1334
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:14,560
Can you describe to me the exact
nature of the business,

1335
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,320
Please To Move You? Until we know
if any charges are being pressed,

1336
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,720
my client will not be answering
any of your questions.

1337
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,880
Well, that may be the case, but
for operating without a licence

1338
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:26,080
you will be fined under section 23
of the Prostitution Act.

1339
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,120
Look, this whole thing
is just a big mistake.

1340
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,160
The business known as
Pleased To Move You

1341
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,000
will cease operations immediately.
As I said, my client will not be

1342
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,360
answering any of your questions.
We do removals, clearances,

1343
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:38,680
domestic cleaning and, uh,
sexual services.

1344
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,720
If the client wants, uh.

1345
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,000
The cleaning acts as a cover?

1346
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,320
No. No, we do the cleaning.

1347
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:49,880
I train them myself.
We polish sinks, we clean toilets,

1348
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:51,920
scrub the grout on your tiles.

1349
01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:55,360
Yeah, we clean our houses and,
you know, and... give orgasms.

1350
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,960
You know, just not necessarily
in that order.

1351
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,840
You admit to running a business
that charges for sex.

1352
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:02,880
And cleaning.
Don't forget the cleaning.

1353
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,960
Why do men always forget
the cleaning?

1354
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,360
Hm. My client is under extreme
duress right now.

1355
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,680
You were operating an enterprise
where women engage

1356
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,720
in sexual misconduct

1357
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,080
under the guise of hiring
domestic services.

1358
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:16,120
That is pure conjecture.

1359
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,160
It is not misconduct.

1360
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:21,000
We are fulfilling a need
for all those women

1361
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,400
who feel sexually invisible,

1362
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,560
whose husbands never learned

1363
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:27,600
how to take a hit for the team.

1364
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:30,200
We're there for those who like
to climax more than once,

1365
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:32,240
and for those who are sick
of doing it alone.

1366
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:35,480
But mostly we are here because,
contrary to appearances,

1367
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:37,520
we haven't given up on sex,

1368
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:41,040
and we're sick of cleaning the house.
ALL: Yes! (CHUCKLING)

1369
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,760
Did you feel forced at any time?

1370
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:48,920
Were you ever harmed or...?

1371
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,600
I don't think so, checking in,
but, um...

1372
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,640
that'll be a no.
Oh.

1373
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,880
It says here your job is to...

1374
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,320
"give orgasms."

1375
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,560
It's not actually illegal.
We checked.

1376
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:07,160
We applied for a licence
and everything. Mm. Mm.

1377
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,800
And we do cleaning.

1378
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:14,640
You've just admitted to operating
without a licence

1379
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,120
in what is a highly
regulated industry.

1380
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:20,000
The fine will be in the tens
of thousands of dollars.

1381
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:25,080
I don't want you to pay it.
Well, I'm gonna have to.

1382
01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:27,120
It's not like you've got a job.

1383
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,400
We are just gonna go home,

1384
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:32,920
and I will sort everything out.

1385
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,080
Don't want that.
(SIGHS)

1386
01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:38,120
Now's not the time, Gina.

1387
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,080
I'm not going back.
There's no need to be hysterical.

1388
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,240
I am not.
But you are.

1389
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:48,680
This is hysterical behaviour.
Adrian, would you just fuck off?

1390
01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,120
All right, I will.

1391
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,640
I will fuck off.
Fuck off home without you.

1392
01:29:56,840 --> 01:30:00,280
I'm not gonna come back to find out
if you've changed your mind.

1393
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,960
And you can pay the fine by
yourself - you do realise that.

1394
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:09,160
Absolutely.

1395
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,200
(DOOR OPENS)

1396
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:17,640
Do you know how good it is
to sleep with someone

1397
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:21,320
who's more interested in you
than in how they look naked?

1398
01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:24,560
This has been like the
best gap year ever.

1399
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,320
Yes. Do you have any
questions for me?

1400
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,800
No? OK.

1401
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:36,400
Uh, is Gina Henderson here, please?

1402
01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:38,440
Er, yeah.

1403
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:40,480
She is...

1404
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:43,720
She's being officially questioned.
For what? Having a good time?

1405
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,320
Look, this is a unique service

1406
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,600
that women are allowed
to subscribe to.

1407
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:51,360
It's better than cocaine.
It's about the same price, though.

1408
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,400
Sandra. Sorry.
(LIFT BELL DINGS)

1409
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,600
Here you go, ma'am.

1410
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,640
Oh, Gina, shit.

1411
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:07,280
Oh, darl. Oh.

1412
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,720
So what are you gonna do?

1413
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:24,160
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEP)
GIRL: Hey, Mum, it's me - again.

1414
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:27,640
Uh, I spoke to Dad.
He's getting used to things.

1415
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,680
I know it's been a couple of months,

1416
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,360
but I think he's still angry.

1417
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:34,480
Anyway, Mum...

1418
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,240
I think you're unbelievable.

1419
01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:39,320
Tell me if you hear anything.

1420
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:42,600
Good luck. I hope you get it. Bye!

1421
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,640
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

1422
01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:49,080
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1423
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,680
There's still nothing.
It'll be here.

1424
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:56,200
I hope. Don't worry about the
licence. We need your statement.

1425
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,240
It's coming.
(DOOR SLIDING OPEN)

1426
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,640
Look who's here.
Sorry I'm late, everyone.

1427
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:04,640
ALL: Aww.
Oh, Tom! You did it!

1428
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:06,680
(CHUCKLES)
Aw. Aw!

1429
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,160
Huxley, meet everybody.
Everybody, this is Huxley.

1430
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,240
Aw.
He's gorgeous.

1431
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:13,280
It's dad day.
Dad half day, actually.

1432
01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:15,400
We'll move to full days
when he's a bit older.

1433
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:18,200
I get a lot of access time
so I figured we could do

1434
01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:20,760
'bring your kids to work day'.
Cool! If he can bring his baby,

1435
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:24,120
can I bring my dog, please?
Oh, not quite the same thing, bro.

1436
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:27,040
Um, well, you probably shouldn't
keep them waiting any longer.

1437
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:29,080
Let's do it.

1438
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,120
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1439
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:33,560
Mate, that's my go to move.

1440
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,800
Ooh. It's here.

1441
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:37,960
Ooh. Can I check?
Yeah!

1442
01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:44,160
Everybody, members of the board,

1443
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,200
I hereby declare

1444
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:49,080
that we are a fully licensed
operation!

1445
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,720
(CHEERING)
Whoo!

1446
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:53,840
Let's go!
Par-tay!

1447
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,040
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah!

1448
01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:58,080
(JAZZY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1449
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:34,160
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1450
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,080
(DOOR OPENS)

1451
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:46,040
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE)

1452
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,680
I am guilty of looking up
your address

1453
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:50,720
on company records.

1454
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:58,480
Just say the word and I will go away
and I will not come back.

1455
01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:00,520
I will leave you alone, I promise.

1456
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,600
Just... say the word.

1457
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:05,760
Shit.

1458
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,880
Sorry, marmalade. Burnt it.

1459
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:15,960
Oh, no, it's OK. I'm gonna go.

1460
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,320
It's been wonderful to see you again.
Thank you for the visit.

1461
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,360
Gina, Gina, that...

1462
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,400
that wasn't a visit.

1463
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:25,200
A visit is when you come in
and you eat a pastry,

1464
01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:27,280
and then you think about
whether you're in the mood

1465
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,400
for a glass of Pinot
and then we can...

1466
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:33,760
..we can work out whether you wanna
have two pastries or... (CHUCKLES)

1467
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,800
..three.

1468
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:37,840
# CELIA CRUZ: Te Busco

1469
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:44,280
# En cualquier huella te persigo
(voy tras de ti)

1470
01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:46,360
# En una sombra te... #

1471
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,640
Forget about the pastry.
I'll just drag you to the bedroom.

1472
01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:50,760
Mm, bedroom, that sounds
very far away

1473
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:53,400
# ..que se pierden (de la soledad)

1474
01:34:53,440 --> 01:34:56,600
# La suerte no vino conmigo

1475
01:34:57,840 --> 01:35:01,000
# Te busco perdida entre suenos

1476
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,440
# El ruido de la gente

1477
01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:06,520
# Me envuelven en un velo

1478
01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:10,920
# Te busco volando en el cielo

1479
01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:13,360
# El viento te ha llevado

1480
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,560
# Como un panuelo viejo #

1481
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:17,600
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1482
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:22,680
Ah.

1483
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:29,000
Ah.

1484
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,120
Mm.

1485
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:55,480
Thank you. Thanks.
Thanks very much.

1486
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,120
Just a minute.

1487
01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:07,800
Well, look at what you've
gone and done.

1488
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:09,840
Baked with my own fair hand.

1489
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,720
Croissant?
Yes.

1490
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,960
(CHUCKLES)

1491
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,200
They're marmalade flavour.

1492
01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:21,280
People seem to like it.

1493
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,320
Anything else?

1494
01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:29,120
All of it.

1495
01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:31,240
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)

1496
01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:37,520
(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

1497
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:39,560
(MOBILE PHONE WHISTLES)

1498
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:50,520
"When was the last time you let
yourself ask for what you wanted

1499
01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:52,560
in the bedroom?"

1500
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:55,560
Incredible.
Mm. Oh.

1501
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,640
"We offer a service

1502
01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:59,680
that encourages women

1503
01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:01,720
to freely express what they want

1504
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:04,640
without judgement.
(LAUGHTER)

1505
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:06,760
We provide safe experiences

1506
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:09,760
so women can begin to close
the pleasure gap.

1507
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:12,920
This is a sexual wellness company

1508
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:16,720
about learning how to practice
your pleasure.

1509
01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:19,640
And we'd love to help with the house
while we sort your orgasm."

1510
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:21,680
(LAUGHTER)

1511
01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:24,400
"Because your pleasure
is worth asking for."

1512
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:26,440
Mm.

1513
01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:28,560
Shall we take a look? Go on.

1514
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:32,000
Refresh it.
Yep.

1515
01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:34,080
Oh!
Oh, my word.

1516
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:36,120
Oh, that's crazy!

1517
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,240
Oh.
Wow.

1518
01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:40,280
"Please unblock my drains."

1519
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:42,320
(LAUGHTER)

1520
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:45,040
(CHEERING)
(GLASSES CLINK)

1521
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:48,520
# THE PHANTOMS: Good As Gold

1522
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:13,720
# Can't knock me down
cos I'm a fighter

1523
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:17,080
# Can't lock me in cos I'm on fire

1524
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:20,320
# So get out of my way
I got something to say

1525
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:24,120
# Can't hold me down no, no, no

1526
01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:27,760
# Gonna get what I want
I'm gonna take it

1527
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:30,840
# Give me rule number one
I'm gonna break it

1528
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:36,120
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get
what I want today

1529
01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,640
# Whoo-hoo, it's just
the way that I roll

1530
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:43,400
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick
this out my way

1531
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,960
# Yeah, I'm as good as gold

1532
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:50,320
# Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1533
01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:53,440
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah

1534
01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:56,960
# Cut loose these strings,
I was meant to fly

1535
01:38:57,000 --> 01:39:00,400
# I got that thing
that you can't deny

1536
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:03,480
# So wait till you see,
what I got on my sleeves

1537
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:07,200
# Show my thing off, too,
yeah, yeah, yeah

1538
01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:10,520
# Gonna get what I want
I'm gonna take it

1539
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:13,840
# Give me rule number one
I'm gonna break it

1540
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:17,480
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get
what I want today

1541
01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:21,040
# Whoo-hoo, it's just
the way that I roll

1542
01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:24,440
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna
kick this out my way

1543
01:39:24,480 --> 01:39:26,480
# Whoo-hoo

1544
01:39:26,520 --> 01:39:28,520
# Yeah, I'm as good as gold

1545
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:31,280
# Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1546
01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:34,200
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah

1547
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:38,120
# Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1548
01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:41,120
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah

1549
01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:45,000
# Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1550
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:48,440
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah

1551
01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:51,880
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get
what I want today

1552
01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:54,720
# Whoo-hoo, it's just
the way that I roll

1553
01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:58,840
# Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna
kick this out my way

1554
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,880
# Whoo-hoo

1555
01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:02,920
# Yeah, I'm as good as gold

1556
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,680
# Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1557
01:40:05,720 --> 01:40:08,880
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah #

1558
01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:13,040
# THEO CHINARA: Light It Up

1559
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:29,000
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