1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,010 [laughter and indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,886 Maybe I should walk in with him. 3 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:20,145 Why don't you carry him in like a baby and give him a pacifier, Dad? 4 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,898 Everyone relax. We've been prepping for this all summer, 5 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,281 and Dr. Castanov said that he was totally ready. 6 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,148 It's just hard to let go after homeschooling for two years. 7 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,027 The student has now become the... 8 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,622 - Well, I guess he's still a student. - Here's a wild idea. 9 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,292 Why don't we just ask Noah how he's feeling? 10 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:44,544 I'm feeling... 11 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,455 mostly worried I'm gonna make a big fool of myself 12 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,047 in front of all those kids. 13 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,588 But otherwise ready to get out there 14 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,596 and make some friends that aren't you guys. 15 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,967 - No offense. - Some taken. 16 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,346 Okay, this is my "everything's fine, 17 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,773 and I don't have social anxiety disorder" face. 18 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,494 That bad? 19 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,778 - Not at all. - No. 20 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,901 Never do it again. 21 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,277 Okay, well, I should go. 22 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,410 Wait. Here's a map to homeroom that I drew for you. 23 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:19,746 Whoa. 24 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,329 Thanks for making me so... buff. 25 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,342 Also, don't forget to repeat the mantra. 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,840 This is going great. Nobody's looking at my weird-shaped head. 27 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,343 Definitely won't be saying that. 28 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,804 When you feel a panic attack coming on just take deep breaths like this... 29 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,443 I guess I'll see you guys after school at Grandma's cafe. 30 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,939 We love you... 31 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,480 [all] This much! 32 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,474 This is going great. 33 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,520 Nobody's looking at my weird-shaped-- 34 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,100 Ach, Embry. 35 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,055 Okay. First step... 36 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,193 get inside school. 37 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,900 Second step... 38 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,652 find my homeroom. 39 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,366 Deep breaths. 40 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,501 - You can do this. - Excuse me? 41 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,167 You're blocking my way. 42 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:49,377 Oh, uh, I, uh... 43 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,460 I... 44 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:51,959 No, no, no. 45 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,176 No, you won't move out of my way? 46 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,426 Is something wrong with your head? 47 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,425 Oh, man, you think my head is shaped weird? 48 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,644 Seems normal-shaped to me. 49 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,305 I mean, I guess your forehead's kind of long. 50 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,395 [grunts] 51 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,531 I can't do this. 52 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:17,406 Just a girl in a wheelchair trying to get an education. 53 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,281 [door closes] 54 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:22,950 How's he doing? 55 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,581 He hasn't wanted to talk much. 56 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,754 So we've been giving him some space. 57 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,593 I was thinking, maybe we should go back to homeschooling. 58 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:34,798 I've recently perfected this Adam Sandler impression, 59 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,511 which I think will liven up math a little bit. 60 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,972 "Three hundred divided by 15 61 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,474 equals zippity-doo." 62 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,518 Yeah, that's not helpful. 63 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,889 Hey, kiddo. 64 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,729 We knew this morning wasn't gonna be a walk in the park. 65 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:54,114 To be fair, he's also afraid of walks in the park. 66 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,651 - Only when it's crowded. - Don't you have a play date to go to? 67 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:01,737 Yeah. I'm teaching the neighbor kid how to accessorize. 68 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:05,544 He thinks plain Band-Aids are a fashion statement. Don't wait up. 69 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,670 We have to consider the other option that Dr. Castanov suggested. 70 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,788 I already said no. I'm not an emotional-support dog kind of guy. 71 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,974 Well, I didn't think that I was a French tuck kind of guy 72 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,178 until Embry suggested it, and look at me now. 73 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:25,177 Sweetie, we promise we'll find you the best emotional-support dog out there. 74 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,821 This is the best emotional-support dog out there? 75 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,570 Aw, all dogs do that. 76 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,025 Maybe not that much. 77 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,623 Dr. Castanov said Dude came from a highly renowned service-dog school. 78 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,870 I'm sure that he will hit the ground running. 79 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,252 Um... 80 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,328 [dog barks] 81 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,844 - Whoops. - Dude, you are hopeless. Uhh. 82 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,248 - [dog barks] - So I wasn't cut out to be a service dog, 83 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,837 but they thought I could handle being an emotional-support dog. 84 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,223 How hard can this be? 85 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,430 I let you pet me when you're feeling down, you give me treats. 86 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,141 Please tell me you have treats. 87 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,601 Hey, kiddo. My gut is telling me that Dude is the answer. 88 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,345 And you know what I always say about my gut. 89 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,516 - That it can't handle dairy? - Yes. 90 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,979 But also that it's never wrong. 91 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,275 Just remember to pet Dude. 92 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,858 Let him give you kisses whenever you're feeling anxious. 93 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,994 Not sure I want that tongue anywhere near me. 94 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,202 That's the spirit. 95 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,282 [overlapping chatter] 96 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:32,501 Schmancy. I bet they serve some gourmet lunches up in this joint, 97 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,172 like mac and cheese with peas in it. 98 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:38,051 Okay. I can do this. 99 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,051 Can't go worse than yesterday. Right? 100 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,546 Uh, what happened yesterday? 101 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,854 Can only get better. Nothing bad's gonna happen to my head. 102 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,270 Uh, you're starting to really freak me out about yesterday. 103 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,557 First step... get inside school. 104 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,605 [overlapping chatter] 105 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:05,819 Whoa. 106 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:07,908 This is it. 107 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,622 That's all you were worried about? Hah. I knew I could handle this job. 108 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,374 - They're inside. - Yeah. 109 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,206 I'm so proud of him. 110 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,591 I didn't even need to take the day off of work. 111 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,208 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 112 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:22,415 Noah could come barreling out of there at any moment, which is why... 113 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:29,596 - Are you serious? - This is all the standard stakeout... 114 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,680 - [blows note] - ...stuff. 115 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,229 Right, 'cause cops are always giving each other back massages. 116 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,106 Gross, no. 117 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,084 [students laugh] 118 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,908 Whoa. Cool dog. 119 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,705 Hey. Can I pet him? 120 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,579 Wow, he's so soft. 121 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:01,206 What's his name? My name's Simon, but everyone just calls me Turbo. 122 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,835 Yikes. Everyone must hate you. 123 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,263 No, wait. I take it back. Keep scratching. 124 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:07,972 So, you a sixth-grader, too? 125 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,178 I didn't know middle school was so huge. 126 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:15,641 I got lost on the way to the cafeteria and had to eat a pack of gum for lunch. 127 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:19,556 Between us, I heard the only way to survive 128 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,647 is to start a fight with the biggest eighth-grader. 129 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,073 What a cutie. 130 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,163 [overlapping chatter] 131 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,947 It's just kids being friendly. 132 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,203 It's okay. Nothing bad is happening. 133 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,406 [growling] 134 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,294 Uh, did you say something? 135 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,458 [shrieks] Too many kids. 136 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:47,295 Do any of you guys have treats? I'm worried this one doesn't. 137 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,973 Okay, everyone move back. Move back, please. 138 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,052 Mr. Ferris. 139 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,846 Let's go to my office. 140 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,689 Now... 141 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,983 Noah, I need to confess something. 142 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:04,653 I'm... more of a cat person. 143 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:10,071 This is my prized Scottish Fold-- Lord Dingwall. 144 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,032 So... 145 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,412 - cute. - He looks like he eats his own poop. 146 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,905 Anywho, when your parents called and told me 147 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,417 you'd be bringing in an emotional-support... 148 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,459 dog... 149 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,713 Uh-- hah-- 150 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:27,174 my first reaction was, "No!" 151 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:31,797 But then I did a soothing grapefruit face mask... 152 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,596 and decided to compile a list of rules for Dude-y. 153 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,721 [both] Dude. 154 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:40,017 Mm. Wonder how he got that... fun name. 155 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,356 Dude. 156 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,070 Dude. 157 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,108 Dude. 158 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,816 [whimpers] Yeah, that was just a phase. 159 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,618 Anywho... rule one, no peeing on school property. 160 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,253 Rule two, no barking. Rule 3, no growl-- 161 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,830 Um, exactly how many rules are there? 162 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,127 Fifty-three. 163 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:08,090 Rule four, slobber shall remain inside dog's mouth at all times. 164 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,589 Rule five, no jumping. That's a good one. Rule six, no running. 165 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,756 - Rule seven, dog shall... - [heart beating] 166 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,851 [distored] Principal... 167 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,643 - [klaxon blaring] - Rule eight, if dogs are mentioned, 168 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,937 cats must also be mentioned in the next sentence. 169 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,191 [klaxon continues] 170 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,573 Noah, bud, are you... you feeling okay? 171 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,699 Ruh-roh. 172 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,948 [stammers] If you're gonna throw up, just aim away from-- Oh. 173 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:50,760 What do you want, Embry? 174 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,180 Your room 'cause it's bigger. Mom to stop wearing leggings. 175 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,934 I just wanted to see how school went. 176 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,643 Aw, kid. Read the vibe. 177 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,806 I was trapped by zombie kids and threw up on the principal. 178 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,353 Honestly, that's much better than I thought it would go. 179 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,187 Well, thanks for stopping by. 180 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,783 You did say you wanted to make friends. 181 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,400 Not that many at once. 182 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,946 I can try to tone down the charm. 183 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,241 [chuckles] Who am I kidding? That's impossible. 184 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:22,334 Will someone help me get the peanut butter out of the doggy torture device? 185 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,333 You know, I think I may have a way to help you blend in. 186 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,500 How? 187 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,094 Get this kid off of me. 188 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,890 What do you think? 189 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:36,928 [whimpers] 190 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:41,021 I've decided to start a fancy clothing line for dogs. 191 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,309 Take that off him now. 192 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,807 I just don't want you to give up yet. 193 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,861 I'm not. 194 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,939 Don't worry. I'll come up with my own plan. 195 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,491 Man, if the boys could see me now... 196 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,262 Coming in early was definitely the right move. 197 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:17,048 Hey, smells like cheese in here. 198 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,684 [sniffs] Oh, wait. That's me. 199 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,721 Dude, we practiced this. 200 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,965 Settle down. 201 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,556 Hey, dog guy. 202 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,351 Wait, Wait up. 203 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,774 Not today, Turbo. 204 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,359 - [sighs] I think we lost him. - Well, what are the odds? 205 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,163 I'm in here doing some extra credit. 206 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,992 Yeah, that's right. 207 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,907 It's day three, and I'm already doing extra credit. 208 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,787 And look who comes barging in. 209 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,085 The kid who refused to get out of my way. 210 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,590 Are you sure it was me? I have very generic features. 211 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,974 [Dude] Hello. Can I come out now? I'm getting tangled in here. 212 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,972 Don't play dumb. What makes you think you can treat people like that? 213 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,385 [stammers] 214 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,733 What? Spit it out. 215 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,108 Why do you have a dog wearing a cowboy hat in your backpack? 216 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,319 Mm, Embry. I told her I couldn't pull this look off. 217 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,401 Uh... 218 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,782 Well... he's my, uh... 219 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,365 emotional... 220 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:24,866 support dog. 221 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,037 For what? 222 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,173 Uh... 223 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,514 I have... 224 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,085 social anxiety disorder. 225 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,470 Oh. I had no idea. 226 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,268 You know, after my aunt's boyfriend dumped her, 227 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:49,688 she got an emotional-support pig. It poops on everything. 228 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,404 Yeah, Dude poops a lot, too. 229 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,190 That is personal information. 230 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,736 So was it your anxiety that made you run in here? 231 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,910 It was that Turbo kid. 232 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,069 [scoffs] Simon? 233 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,236 Yeah, nobody calls him Turbo. 234 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,245 That makes a lot more sense. 235 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,210 [knock on door] 236 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,293 [jiggles knob] 237 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,964 - [knocks] - [Simon] Hey, why is the door locked? 238 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,634 Oh, the bell's about to ring. You should probably unlock the door. 239 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,173 [pounding on door] 240 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,756 [jiggling handle] 241 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,471 [pounding on door] 242 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,681 [jiggling handle] 243 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,851 [zombie Simon] Let... me... in. 244 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,641 [pounding] 245 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,394 - [tapping on door] - Uh... 246 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,686 I just remembered I have... 247 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,650 uh... 248 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:36,978 jury duty. 249 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,188 Okay. 250 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,373 All right, Dude. 251 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,173 Yesterday, we tried going early. Today, we'll try going late. 252 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,461 So, is this, like, an order-at-the-counter situation, or... 253 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,417 Somehow we're gonna get to homeroom. 254 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,387 Here you go, my numero uno. 255 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:09,268 Oh, thanks, Grandma, but I think my stomach's too jumpy for food. 256 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,266 I feel like she wants you to eat it. 257 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,614 Aw... 258 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,953 such a good boy. Ooh. 259 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,960 Oh, no. Please don't see me. Please dont see me. 260 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,789 - Please don't see him. - [boy] Come back here, Turd-o. 261 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:44,172 He actually picked a fight with the biggest eighth grader. 262 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,300 Look, when I called you guys Timon and Pumbaa, 263 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,675 I meant it as a compliment. Ow. 264 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,762 I'll take that. 265 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,270 See what you got in here. 266 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,479 A... roll of toilet paper? 267 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,562 The school only has one-ply, 268 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,403 and like my mother says, I have a very sensitive tush. 269 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,483 We'll take that. 270 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,532 I should do something. 271 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,162 I can't do something. 272 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,077 I think I'm gonna throw up. 273 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,002 Okay, kid. I'll do this for you. 274 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,459 Hey! 275 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,713 Is this your dog? 276 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,804 He's a friend. 277 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,301 Ho ho, I barely know this kid. 278 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,011 I- I just let him scratch me once. 279 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,801 [snickers] His only friend's a dog. 280 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,426 Yeah, a dog who drank a lot of toilet water this morning. 281 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,055 Oh, gross! 282 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,140 Aah. 283 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,243 Hey, thanks for sending your dog out. 284 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,779 I mean, I had it totally under control, but thanks. 285 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,991 Oh, sure. Um, good boy, Dude. 286 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,746 - It went exactly as we planned. - We? 287 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,078 When were you part of... 288 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,793 Aw, that is the spot. 289 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,539 So... 290 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,876 Amara told me about your social anxiety and to stop yelling at you. 291 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,053 She did what? 292 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,260 Shoot. Uh, I think she also said that I wasn't supposed to tell you 293 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,092 that you told me about your anxiety. 294 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,217 - It's okay. just stop saying that word. - Anxiety? 295 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,684 [whispers] Yes. That one. 296 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,808 You know, if we hurry we can still make it before homeroom starts. 297 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,145 I promise I won't be loud or make a scene. 298 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,193 We'll just be to super-chill amigos walking to class together. 299 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,605 Amigos? 300 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,316 Oh, that means friends in Spanish. 301 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,566 Yeah, I-I know what amigos means. 302 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,288 Amigos? With this guy? 303 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,159 I guess I can walk in with you. 304 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,173 Awesome! I mean, awesome. 305 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,710 [text alert] 306 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,128 - Ooh, Mom says Noah left the cafe. - And he's with another kid! 307 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,884 - How do you know that? - 'Cause he's right there. 308 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,967 [gasps] 309 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,112 I found a rogue cheese ball. 310 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,821 So... 311 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,913 What does having the word that I can't say feel like? 312 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,043 Well, right now, my brain is sorting out a million different ways 313 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,538 this walk to class could go horribly wrong. 314 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,580 Whoa, you're just like Doctor Strange. 315 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,833 More like... 316 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,251 Doctor Anxiety. 317 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,006 - Oh, so you can say the word. - Yep. 318 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,589 Okay, cool. Just feeling out the parameters. 319 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:32,675 - Hey. - [both shriek] 320 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,556 Aah. I would've peed myself if I wasn't already on empty. 321 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,718 So, you guys are cool now? 322 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,640 I guess you took my advice and chilled out. 323 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,847 - Yep. - Not exactly. 324 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,574 Well, are you guys headed to homeroom? Can I go with you? 325 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,232 Uh... 326 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,317 sure. 327 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,869 Look at us, making friends. 328 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,539 I can't wait for you to meet Miss Flatbert. 329 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,999 Just so you're fully prepared, she never blinks. 330 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,077 - You're exaggerating. - Name one time she blinked. 331 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,710 What if she only blinks when you blink? 332 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,378 Whoa. 333 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,223 I wonder if there's an award for best support animal? 334 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,129 Hey, wait up! 335 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,222 [sniffs] 336 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,642 Oh. And what do we have here? 337 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,555 Are-Are we getting close? 338 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,231 Yep, it's just down that hall. 339 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,153 Feels like the AC's broken in here. 340 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,403 Are you okay? 341 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,373 Maybe I should just hold Dude. 342 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:38,945 Dude? 343 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,004 Turkey sandwich, BBQ chips, cookies. Ehh, celery? 344 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,456 - Dude? - I'm over here, Noah. 345 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,632 You're not gonna believe it. This kid brought celery. Ahh. 346 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,801 Class is starting, ladies. Tick-tock. 347 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,434 I'm stuck. A little help here. 348 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,550 - Noah! - Um... 349 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,391 - I-I found Dude. - Gentlemen... 350 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,392 chess club is still looking for a captain. Who is going to step up? 351 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,975 - Aah. - [thud] 352 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,525 [boy] He's so embarrassed. 353 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,831 Rule 54... 354 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,910 dogs must be on a leash so that they don't bump into a teacher, 355 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,495 who bumps into the principal, causing him to spill coffee 356 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,791 all over himself! 357 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,884 Um, I can't imagine this exact scenario ever happening again. 358 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,753 Aah! 359 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,009 [chuckles] Can you believe Meyers? What a drama queen. 360 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,678 I needed you. 361 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,641 I... Noah, there was this... 362 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,564 lunch bag and... 363 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,852 [groans] 364 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,725 I'm sure Dude didn't mean for all that to happen. 365 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,983 He abandoned me for a sandwich. 366 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,566 Mm. What kind of sandwich? 367 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,034 Not important. 368 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,156 The point is, I was this close to making it to homeroom, 369 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,282 and then he embarrassed me in front of everyone. 370 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,657 I thought we were starting to make a good team, 371 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,955 but he only cares about himself. And sandwiches. 372 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,750 I never want to see him again. 373 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,381 It was turkey on ciabatta. 374 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,762 It's one of my top-five sandwiches. 375 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,760 And I didn't eat it. 376 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,970 There you are. 377 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,934 What do you guys think? 378 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,886 Should I add a little mohawk? 379 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,311 Em, you know how I feel about mohawks. 380 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,347 I love them. But your brother needs a little moment right now. 381 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,452 Do you remember the skate park? 382 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,531 Oh, he was so cute with his little skateboard. 383 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,537 We went to that skate park every day for a week 384 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,039 until finally you felt comfortable enough to skate in front of the other kids. 385 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,038 I fell a lot. 386 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,960 I still have a scar. 387 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,003 But the important thing is that you always got back up. 388 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,758 - Now, that scar is a reminder-- - That I'm awful at skateboarding? 389 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,051 No. That you can do anything you set your mind to. 390 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,602 Remember, sweetie, going back to school was something you really wanted to do. 391 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,812 I know. 392 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,433 I just... 393 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,727 Okay. If tomorrow's another total disaster, 394 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,864 can I please go back to homeschooling? 395 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,612 I should probably let you both know now that my math skills 396 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,276 don't go past fifth grade. 397 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,790 [imitates Aadam Sandler] So give it your best shot. 398 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,543 He keeps doing that voice. I have no clue who it is. 399 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,253 Hey. 400 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,967 I thought there was no way you would show up today. 401 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,968 Why? 'Cause I totally humiliated myself in front of the whole school? 402 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,259 That was meant to be joke. 403 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,347 - Ha ha. - Oh. 404 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,433 Good one. 405 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,727 So, where's Dude? 406 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,477 No idea. 407 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,648 I was really upset last night, and I think he sensed it. 408 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,943 My mom thinks he's just hiding in the house somewhere. 409 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,397 I'm sure he'll turn up. 410 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,696 I don't know. My cousin Tony lost his dog, 411 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,160 - and they never-- - Simon. 412 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,155 Never... 413 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,000 had to look for him because he died. 414 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,539 Yeah. 415 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,173 Well, I think it's cool you came back. 416 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,881 Ehh. Yesterday reminded me why I'm not cut out for real school. 417 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,756 I'm only here 'cause I promised my parents, 418 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,220 who are currently spying on me outside, 419 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,841 that I'd give it another shot. 420 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,057 Only ten more minutes, and I'm out of here. 421 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,638 I think you're looking at yesterday all wrong. 422 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,104 You're the kid who embarrassed Principal Meyers. 423 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,395 That gave you some major street cred, bro. 424 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,649 Ahem. Speaking of... 425 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,980 Is there a back door I can sneak out? 426 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,357 Yeah, this way. 427 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,986 I still can't believe he doesn't know who Adam Sandler is. 428 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:53,332 We have clearly failed as parents. I mean, The Cobbler is a classic. 429 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,873 - Look, he's halfway into the school. - That's awesome. 430 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,247 - [chuckles] - Wait. 431 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,044 You have an app that tracks Noah's phone? 432 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,207 It actually tracks everyone's phones. 433 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,339 So, you know where we are at all times... 434 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,755 even Wednesdays? 435 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,302 Yep. 436 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,311 All I care about is myself and sandwiches. 437 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,062 That is so not true. I also care about... 438 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,154 [gasps] 439 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,269 ...ice cream! 440 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,149 Can you... just... stay... still? 441 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,284 Dude? 442 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,404 Of all the days. 443 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,777 Reginald, my old service-dog instructor. 444 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,786 Did you do something new with your fur? It looks great. 445 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,079 Where's your human? 446 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,422 Oh, he moved. South America. 447 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,709 Turns out they don't allow dogs there. 448 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:40,963 Really? 449 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,514 Okay, I ran away. 450 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,298 Thanks for showing me the way out. 451 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,474 - No problem. - Hopefully we'll see you around. 452 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:49,972 Well... 453 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,678 check you later. 454 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,683 Please... 455 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,306 forget I just did that. 456 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,904 - Yeah. - Done. 457 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,441 Hey, Noah. 458 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,611 In case you care... 459 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,570 that's our homeroom. 460 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,582 [hyperventilates] Second step... homeroom. 461 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,880 [Amara] Do you want to try and go in? 462 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,958 [bell rings] 463 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,389 Noah? 464 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,021 You look weird. 465 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,229 [hyperventilating] 466 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,272 I'm sinking! 467 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,403 Do you see him sinking or... 468 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,324 Maybe it's a new slang, 469 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:49,532 like when you're super into something, you're... 470 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,410 sinking? 471 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,372 [Reginald] So you couldn't handle the job, huh? 472 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,661 Actually, I was a pretty good comfort dog. 473 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,155 I made Noah feel better when he started to panic, and-- 474 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,827 Oh, I even helped him make friends. 475 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,417 And then I messed it all up, and he never wants to see me again. 476 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,303 Well, if you paid attention in class-- 477 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,589 I did not. 478 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,722 You'd know, a dog's job is to forget about himself 479 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,550 and focus on becoming one with their human. 480 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,757 Where were you with this advice last night? 481 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,967 Why did he stop moving? 482 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,767 I think your phone is frozen. Here, let me smack it on the dash. 483 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,811 Ach. Come on, Noah! 484 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:22,975 Wait. Noah? 485 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,563 Move, Noah! Move! 486 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,648 He's so close. Just a few more steps to homeroom. 487 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,744 Homeroom. I think my human needs me. 488 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,700 Well, what are you gonna do, then? 489 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,581 Spend the rest of your life stealing ice cream from babies, 490 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:39,119 or become the best dang support dog you can be can be? 491 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,584 Can't I do both? 492 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,793 I kid. 493 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,174 I'm coming, Noah! 494 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,251 [barking] 495 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,628 Look. 496 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,466 [dramatic music playing] 497 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,604 Oh, man, you're sinking into the floor. 498 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,687 Dude, you came back! 499 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,528 I'll never leave you again, buddy. 500 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,608 [dramatic music continues] 501 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,710 - [both] He did it! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 502 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,870 Oh, my God! 503 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,758 Oh, I really hope you haven't licked your butt recently. 504 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,839 I have. 505 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,095 Noah Ferris? 506 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,274 Here. 507 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,782 [Dude] Step two, get to homeroom. 508 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,859 Step three, survive middle school. 509 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,566 ♪ It's a good, good life ♪ 510 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,526 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 511 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,753 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 512 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,752 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 513 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,381 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 514 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,671 ♪ Movin' on, take a chance ♪ 515 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,875 ♪ These spinning wheels Keep turning fast ♪ 516 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,086 ♪ I'm letting go, letting go ♪ 517 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,427 ♪ And I feel it ♪ 518 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,261 ♪ I'm hanging on, hanging on ♪ 519 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,467 ♪ Every moment ♪ 520 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,426 ♪ There's no turning back, turning back ♪ 521 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,806 ♪ Turning back now ♪ 522 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,693 ♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' now ♪ 523 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,230 ♪ Dreamin' out loud ♪ 524 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,573 ♪ Right now is a good time to be alive ♪ 525 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,650 ♪ It's a good, it's a good, good life ♪ 526 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,736 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 527 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,241 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 528 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,325 ♪ It's a good day ♪ 529 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,615 ♪ It's a good life ♪ 530 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,582 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 531 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,165 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 532 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:57,184 - ♪ It's a good life ♪ - ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 533 00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:59,178 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪