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[laughter and indistinct chatter]
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Maybe I should walk in with him.
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Why don't you carry him in like a baby
and give him a pacifier, Dad?
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Everyone relax.
We've been prepping for this all summer,
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and Dr. Castanov
said that he was totally ready.
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It's just hard to let go
after homeschooling for two years.
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The student has now become the...
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- Well, I guess he's still a student.
- Here's a wild idea.
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Why don't we just ask Noah
how he's feeling?
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I'm feeling...
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mostly worried
I'm gonna make a big fool of myself
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in front of all those kids.
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But otherwise ready to get out there
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and make some friends
that aren't you guys.
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- No offense.
- Some taken.
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Okay, this is my "everything's fine,
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and I don't have
social anxiety disorder" face.
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That bad?
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- Not at all.
- No.
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Never do it again.
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Okay, well, I should go.
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Wait. Here's a map to homeroom
that I drew for you.
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Whoa.
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Thanks for making me so... buff.
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Also, don't forget to repeat the mantra.
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This is going great.
Nobody's looking at my weird-shaped head.
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Definitely won't be saying that.
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When you feel a panic attack coming on
just take deep breaths like this...
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I guess I'll see you guys after school
at Grandma's cafe.
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We love you...
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[all] This much!
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This is going great.
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Nobody's looking at my weird-shaped--
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Ach, Embry.
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Okay. First step...
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get inside school.
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Second step...
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find my homeroom.
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Deep breaths.
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- You can do this.
- Excuse me?
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You're blocking my way.
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Oh, uh, I, uh...
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I...
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No, no, no.
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No, you won't move out of my way?
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Is something wrong with your head?
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Oh, man, you think my head
is shaped weird?
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Seems normal-shaped to me.
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I mean, I guess your forehead's
kind of long.
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[grunts]
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I can't do this.
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Just a girl in a wheelchair
trying to get an education.
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[door closes]
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How's he doing?
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He hasn't wanted to talk much.
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So we've been giving him some space.
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I was thinking, maybe we should
go back to homeschooling.
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I've recently perfected
this Adam Sandler impression,
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which I think will liven up math
a little bit.
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"Three hundred divided by 15
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equals zippity-doo."
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Yeah, that's not helpful.
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Hey, kiddo.
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We knew this morning
wasn't gonna be a walk in the park.
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To be fair,
he's also afraid of walks in the park.
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- Only when it's crowded.
- Don't you have a play date to go to?
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Yeah. I'm teaching the neighbor kid
how to accessorize.
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He thinks plain Band-Aids
are a fashion statement. Don't wait up.
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We have to consider the other option
that Dr. Castanov suggested.
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I already said no. I'm not
an emotional-support dog kind of guy.
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Well, I didn't think that I was
a French tuck kind of guy
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until Embry suggested it,
and look at me now.
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Sweetie, we promise we'll find you
the best emotional-support dog out there.
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This is the best
emotional-support dog out there?
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Aw, all dogs do that.
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Maybe not that much.
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Dr. Castanov said Dude came from
a highly renowned service-dog school.
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I'm sure that he will
hit the ground running.
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Um...
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[dog barks]
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- Whoops.
- Dude, you are hopeless. Uhh.
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- [dog barks]
- So I wasn't cut out to be a service dog,
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but they thought I could handle
being an emotional-support dog.
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How hard can this be?
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I let you pet me when you're feeling down,
you give me treats.
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Please tell me you have treats.
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Hey, kiddo. My gut is telling me
that Dude is the answer.
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And you know what I always say
about my gut.
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- That it can't handle dairy?
- Yes.
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But also that it's never wrong.
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Just remember to pet Dude.
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Let him give you kisses
whenever you're feeling anxious.
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Not sure I want that tongue
anywhere near me.
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That's the spirit.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Schmancy. I bet they serve
some gourmet lunches up in this joint,
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like mac and cheese with peas in it.
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Okay. I can do this.
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Can't go worse than yesterday. Right?
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Uh, what happened yesterday?
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Can only get better.
Nothing bad's gonna happen to my head.
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Uh, you're starting to really freak me out
about yesterday.
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First step... get inside school.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Whoa.
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This is it.
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That's all you were worried about?
Hah. I knew I could handle this job.
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- They're inside.
- Yeah.
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I'm so proud of him.
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I didn't even need to take
the day off of work.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Noah could come barreling out of there
at any moment, which is why...
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- Are you serious?
- This is all the standard stakeout...
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- [blows note]
- ...stuff.
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Right, 'cause cops are always
giving each other back massages.
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Gross, no.
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[students laugh]
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Whoa. Cool dog.
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Hey. Can I pet him?
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Wow, he's so soft.
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What's his name? My name's Simon,
but everyone just calls me Turbo.
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Yikes. Everyone must hate you.
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No, wait. I take it back. Keep scratching.
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So, you a sixth-grader, too?
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I didn't know middle school was so huge.
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I got lost on the way to the cafeteria
and had to eat a pack of gum for lunch.
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Between us,
I heard the only way to survive
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is to start a fight
with the biggest eighth-grader.
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What a cutie.
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[overlapping chatter]
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It's just kids being friendly.
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It's okay. Nothing bad is happening.
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[growling]
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Uh, did you say something?
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[shrieks] Too many kids.
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Do any of you guys have treats?
I'm worried this one doesn't.
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Okay, everyone move back.
Move back, please.
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Mr. Ferris.
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Let's go to my office.
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Now...
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Noah, I need to confess something.
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I'm... more of a cat person.
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This is my prized Scottish Fold--
Lord Dingwall.
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So...
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- cute.
- He looks like he eats his own poop.
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Anywho, when your parents called
and told me
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you'd be bringing in
an emotional-support...
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dog...
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Uh-- hah--
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my first reaction was, "No!"
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But then I did
a soothing grapefruit face mask...
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and decided to compile
a list of rules for Dude-y.
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[both] Dude.
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Mm. Wonder how he got that... fun name.
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Dude.
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Dude.
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Dude.
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[whimpers] Yeah, that was just a phase.
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Anywho... rule one,
no peeing on school property.
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Rule two, no barking.
Rule 3, no growl--
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Um, exactly how many rules are there?
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Fifty-three.
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Rule four, slobber shall remain inside
dog's mouth at all times.
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Rule five, no jumping. That's a good one.
Rule six, no running.
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- Rule seven, dog shall...
- [heart beating]
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[distored] Principal...
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- [klaxon blaring]
- Rule eight, if dogs are mentioned,
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cats must also be mentioned
in the next sentence.
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[klaxon continues]
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Noah, bud, are you...
you feeling okay?
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Ruh-roh.
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[stammers] If you're gonna throw up,
just aim away from-- Oh.
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What do you want, Embry?
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Your room 'cause it's bigger.
Mom to stop wearing leggings.
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I just wanted to see how school went.
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Aw, kid. Read the vibe.
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I was trapped by zombie kids
and threw up on the principal.
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Honestly, that's much better
than I thought it would go.
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Well, thanks for stopping by.
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You did say you wanted to make friends.
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Not that many at once.
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I can try to tone down the charm.
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[chuckles] Who am I kidding?
That's impossible.
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Will someone help me get the peanut butter
out of the doggy torture device?
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You know, I think I may have a way
to help you blend in.
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How?
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Get this kid off of me.
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What do you think?
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[whimpers]
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I've decided to start
a fancy clothing line for dogs.
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Take that off him now.
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I just don't want you to give up yet.
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I'm not.
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Don't worry.
I'll come up with my own plan.
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Man, if the boys could see me now...
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Coming in early
was definitely the right move.
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Hey, smells like cheese in here.
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[sniffs] Oh, wait. That's me.
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Dude, we practiced this.
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Settle down.
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Hey, dog guy.
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Wait, Wait up.
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Not today, Turbo.
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- [sighs] I think we lost him.
- Well, what are the odds?
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I'm in here doing some extra credit.
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Yeah, that's right.
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It's day three,
and I'm already doing extra credit.
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And look who comes barging in.
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The kid who refused to get out of my way.
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Are you sure it was me?
I have very generic features.
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[Dude] Hello. Can I come out now?
I'm getting tangled in here.
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Don't play dumb. What makes you think
you can treat people like that?
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[stammers]
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00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,733
What? Spit it out.
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Why do you have a dog wearing a cowboy hat
in your backpack?
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Mm, Embry.
I told her I couldn't pull this look off.
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Uh...
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Well... he's my, uh...
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emotional...
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support dog.
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For what?
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Uh...
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I have...
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social anxiety disorder.
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Oh. I had no idea.
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You know, after my aunt's boyfriend
dumped her,
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she got an emotional-support pig.
It poops on everything.
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Yeah, Dude poops a lot, too.
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That is personal information.
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So was it your anxiety
that made you run in here?
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It was that Turbo kid.
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[scoffs] Simon?
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Yeah, nobody calls him Turbo.
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That makes a lot more sense.
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[knock on door]
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[jiggles knob]
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- [knocks]
- [Simon] Hey, why is the door locked?
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Oh, the bell's about to ring.
You should probably unlock the door.
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[pounding on door]
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[jiggling handle]
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[pounding on door]
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[jiggling handle]
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[zombie Simon] Let... me... in.
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[pounding]
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- [tapping on door]
- Uh...
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I just remembered I have...
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uh...
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jury duty.
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Okay.
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All right, Dude.
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Yesterday, we tried going early.
Today, we'll try going late.
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So, is this, like,
an order-at-the-counter situation, or...
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Somehow we're gonna get to homeroom.
254
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,387
Here you go, my numero uno.
255
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:09,268
Oh, thanks, Grandma, but I think
my stomach's too jumpy for food.
256
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,266
I feel like she wants you to eat it.
257
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,614
Aw...
258
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,953
such a good boy. Ooh.
259
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,960
Oh, no. Please don't see me.
Please dont see me.
260
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,789
- Please don't see him.
- [boy] Come back here, Turd-o.
261
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:44,172
He actually picked a fight
with the biggest eighth grader.
262
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,300
Look, when I called you guys
Timon and Pumbaa,
263
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,675
I meant it as a compliment. Ow.
264
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,762
I'll take that.
265
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,270
See what you got in here.
266
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,479
A... roll of toilet paper?
267
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,562
The school only has one-ply,
268
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,403
and like my mother says,
I have a very sensitive tush.
269
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,483
We'll take that.
270
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,532
I should do something.
271
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,162
I can't do something.
272
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,077
I think I'm gonna throw up.
273
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,002
Okay, kid. I'll do this for you.
274
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,459
Hey!
275
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,713
Is this your dog?
276
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,804
He's a friend.
277
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,301
Ho ho, I barely know this kid.
278
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,011
I- I just let him scratch me once.
279
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,801
[snickers] His only friend's a dog.
280
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,426
Yeah, a dog who drank
a lot of toilet water this morning.
281
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,055
Oh, gross!
282
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,140
Aah.
283
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,243
Hey, thanks for sending your dog out.
284
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,779
I mean, I had it totally under control,
but thanks.
285
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,991
Oh, sure. Um, good boy, Dude.
286
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,746
- It went exactly as we planned.
- We?
287
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,078
When were you part of...
288
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,793
Aw, that is the spot.
289
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,539
So...
290
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,876
Amara told me about your social anxiety
and to stop yelling at you.
291
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,053
She did what?
292
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,260
Shoot. Uh, I think she also said
that I wasn't supposed to tell you
293
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,092
that you told me about your anxiety.
294
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,217
- It's okay. just stop saying that word.
- Anxiety?
295
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,684
[whispers] Yes. That one.
296
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,808
You know, if we hurry we can still make it
before homeroom starts.
297
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,145
I promise I won't be loud or make a scene.
298
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,193
We'll just be to super-chill amigos
walking to class together.
299
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,605
Amigos?
300
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,316
Oh, that means friends in Spanish.
301
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,566
Yeah, I-I know what amigos means.
302
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,288
Amigos? With this guy?
303
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,159
I guess I can walk in with you.
304
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,173
Awesome! I mean, awesome.
305
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,710
[text alert]
306
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,128
- Ooh, Mom says Noah left the cafe.
- And he's with another kid!
307
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,884
- How do you know that?
- 'Cause he's right there.
308
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,967
[gasps]
309
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,112
I found a rogue cheese ball.
310
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,821
So...
311
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,913
What does having
the word that I can't say feel like?
312
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,043
Well, right now, my brain is sorting out
a million different ways
313
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,538
this walk to class
could go horribly wrong.
314
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,580
Whoa, you're just like Doctor Strange.
315
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,833
More like...
316
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,251
Doctor Anxiety.
317
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,006
- Oh, so you can say the word.
- Yep.
318
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,589
Okay, cool.
Just feeling out the parameters.
319
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:32,675
- Hey.
- [both shriek]
320
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,556
Aah. I would've peed myself
if I wasn't already on empty.
321
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,718
So, you guys are cool now?
322
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,640
I guess you took my advice
and chilled out.
323
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,847
- Yep.
- Not exactly.
324
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,574
Well, are you guys headed to homeroom?
Can I go with you?
325
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,232
Uh...
326
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,317
sure.
327
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,869
Look at us, making friends.
328
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,539
I can't wait for you to meet
Miss Flatbert.
329
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,999
Just so you're fully prepared,
she never blinks.
330
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,077
- You're exaggerating.
- Name one time she blinked.
331
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,710
What if she only blinks when you blink?
332
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,378
Whoa.
333
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,223
I wonder if there's an award
for best support animal?
334
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,129
Hey, wait up!
335
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,222
[sniffs]
336
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,642
Oh. And what do we have here?
337
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,555
Are-Are we getting close?
338
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,231
Yep, it's just down that hall.
339
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,153
Feels like the AC's broken in here.
340
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,403
Are you okay?
341
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,373
Maybe I should just hold Dude.
342
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:38,945
Dude?
343
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,004
Turkey sandwich, BBQ chips, cookies.
Ehh, celery?
344
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,456
- Dude?
- I'm over here, Noah.
345
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,632
You're not gonna believe it.
This kid brought celery. Ahh.
346
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,801
Class is starting, ladies. Tick-tock.
347
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,434
I'm stuck. A little help here.
348
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,550
- Noah!
- Um...
349
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,391
- I-I found Dude.
- Gentlemen...
350
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,392
chess club is still looking for a captain.
Who is going to step up?
351
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,975
- Aah.
- [thud]
352
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,525
[boy] He's so embarrassed.
353
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,831
Rule 54...
354
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,910
dogs must be on a leash
so that they don't bump into a teacher,
355
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,495
who bumps into the principal,
causing him to spill coffee
356
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,791
all over himself!
357
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,884
Um, I can't imagine this exact scenario
ever happening again.
358
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,753
Aah!
359
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,009
[chuckles] Can you believe Meyers?
What a drama queen.
360
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,678
I needed you.
361
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,641
I... Noah, there was this...
362
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,564
lunch bag and...
363
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,852
[groans]
364
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,725
I'm sure Dude
didn't mean for all that to happen.
365
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,983
He abandoned me for a sandwich.
366
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,566
Mm. What kind of sandwich?
367
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,034
Not important.
368
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,156
The point is, I was this close
to making it to homeroom,
369
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,282
and then he embarrassed me
in front of everyone.
370
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,657
I thought we were starting
to make a good team,
371
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,955
but he only cares about himself.
And sandwiches.
372
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,750
I never want to see him again.
373
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,381
It was turkey on ciabatta.
374
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,762
It's one of my top-five sandwiches.
375
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,760
And I didn't eat it.
376
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,970
There you are.
377
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,934
What do you guys think?
378
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,886
Should I add a little mohawk?
379
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,311
Em, you know how I feel about mohawks.
380
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,347
I love them. But your brother
needs a little moment right now.
381
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,452
Do you remember the skate park?
382
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,531
Oh, he was so cute
with his little skateboard.
383
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,537
We went to that skate park
every day for a week
384
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,039
until finally you felt comfortable enough
to skate in front of the other kids.
385
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,038
I fell a lot.
386
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,960
I still have a scar.
387
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,003
But the important thing is
that you always got back up.
388
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,758
- Now, that scar is a reminder--
- That I'm awful at skateboarding?
389
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,051
No. That you can do anything
you set your mind to.
390
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,602
Remember, sweetie, going back to school
was something you really wanted to do.
391
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,812
I know.
392
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,433
I just...
393
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,727
Okay. If tomorrow's
another total disaster,
394
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,864
can I please go back to homeschooling?
395
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,612
I should probably let you both know now
that my math skills
396
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,276
don't go past fifth grade.
397
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,790
[imitates Aadam Sandler]
So give it your best shot.
398
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,543
He keeps doing that voice.
I have no clue who it is.
399
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,253
Hey.
400
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,967
I thought there was no way
you would show up today.
401
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,968
Why? 'Cause I totally humiliated myself
in front of the whole school?
402
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,259
That was meant to be joke.
403
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,347
- Ha ha.
- Oh.
404
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,433
Good one.
405
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,727
So, where's Dude?
406
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,477
No idea.
407
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,648
I was really upset last night,
and I think he sensed it.
408
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,943
My mom thinks he's just hiding
in the house somewhere.
409
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,397
I'm sure he'll turn up.
410
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,696
I don't know.
My cousin Tony lost his dog,
411
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,160
- and they never--
- Simon.
412
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,155
Never...
413
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,000
had to look for him because he died.
414
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,539
Yeah.
415
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,173
Well, I think it's cool you came back.
416
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,881
Ehh. Yesterday reminded me
why I'm not cut out for real school.
417
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,756
I'm only here
'cause I promised my parents,
418
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,220
who are currently spying on me outside,
419
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,841
that I'd give it another shot.
420
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,057
Only ten more minutes,
and I'm out of here.
421
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,638
I think you're looking at yesterday
all wrong.
422
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,104
You're the kid
who embarrassed Principal Meyers.
423
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,395
That gave you
some major street cred, bro.
424
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,649
Ahem. Speaking of...
425
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,980
Is there a back door I can sneak out?
426
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,357
Yeah, this way.
427
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,986
I still can't believe
he doesn't know who Adam Sandler is.
428
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:53,332
We have clearly failed as parents.
I mean, The Cobbler is a classic.
429
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,873
- Look, he's halfway into the school.
- That's awesome.
430
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,247
- [chuckles]
- Wait.
431
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,044
You have an app
that tracks Noah's phone?
432
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,207
It actually tracks everyone's phones.
433
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,339
So, you know where we are
at all times...
434
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,755
even Wednesdays?
435
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,302
Yep.
436
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,311
All I care about is myself and sandwiches.
437
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,062
That is so not true.
I also care about...
438
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,154
[gasps]
439
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,269
...ice cream!
440
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,149
Can you... just... stay... still?
441
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,284
Dude?
442
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,404
Of all the days.
443
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,777
Reginald, my old service-dog instructor.
444
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,786
Did you do something new with your fur?
It looks great.
445
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,079
Where's your human?
446
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,422
Oh, he moved. South America.
447
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,709
Turns out they don't allow dogs there.
448
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:40,963
Really?
449
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,514
Okay, I ran away.
450
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,298
Thanks for showing me the way out.
451
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,474
- No problem.
- Hopefully we'll see you around.
452
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:49,972
Well...
453
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,678
check you later.
454
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,683
Please...
455
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,306
forget I just did that.
456
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,904
- Yeah.
- Done.
457
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,441
Hey, Noah.
458
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,611
In case you care...
459
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,570
that's our homeroom.
460
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,582
[hyperventilates]
Second step... homeroom.
461
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,880
[Amara] Do you want to try and go in?
462
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,958
[bell rings]
463
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,389
Noah?
464
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,021
You look weird.
465
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,229
[hyperventilating]
466
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,272
I'm sinking!
467
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,403
Do you see him sinking or...
468
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,324
Maybe it's a new slang,
469
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:49,532
like when you're
super into something, you're...
470
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,410
sinking?
471
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,372
[Reginald]
So you couldn't handle the job, huh?
472
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,661
Actually, I was
a pretty good comfort dog.
473
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,155
I made Noah feel better
when he started to panic, and--
474
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,827
Oh, I even helped him make friends.
475
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,417
And then I messed it all up,
and he never wants to see me again.
476
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,303
Well, if you paid attention in class--
477
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,589
I did not.
478
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,722
You'd know, a dog's job
is to forget about himself
479
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,550
and focus on
becoming one with their human.
480
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,757
Where were you
with this advice last night?
481
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,967
Why did he stop moving?
482
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,767
I think your phone is frozen.
Here, let me smack it on the dash.
483
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,811
Ach. Come on, Noah!
484
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:22,975
Wait. Noah?
485
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,563
Move, Noah! Move!
486
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,648
He's so close.
Just a few more steps to homeroom.
487
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,744
Homeroom. I think my human needs me.
488
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,700
Well, what are you gonna do, then?
489
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,581
Spend the rest of your life
stealing ice cream from babies,
490
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:39,119
or become the best dang support dog
you can be can be?
491
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,584
Can't I do both?
492
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,793
I kid.
493
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,174
I'm coming, Noah!
494
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,251
[barking]
495
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,628
Look.
496
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,466
[dramatic music playing]
497
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,604
Oh, man, you're sinking into the floor.
498
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,687
Dude, you came back!
499
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,528
I'll never leave you again, buddy.
500
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,608
[dramatic music continues]
501
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,710
- [both] He did it!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
502
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,870
Oh, my God!
503
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,758
Oh, I really hope
you haven't licked your butt recently.
504
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,839
I have.
505
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,095
Noah Ferris?
506
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,274
Here.
507
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,782
[Dude] Step two, get to homeroom.
508
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,859
Step three, survive middle school.
509
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,566
♪ It's a good, good life ♪
510
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,526
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
511
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,753
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
512
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,752
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
513
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,381
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
514
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,671
♪ Movin' on, take a chance ♪
515
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,875
♪ These spinning wheels
Keep turning fast ♪
516
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,086
♪ I'm letting go, letting go ♪
517
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,427
♪ And I feel it ♪
518
00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,261
♪ I'm hanging on, hanging on ♪
519
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,467
♪ Every moment ♪
520
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,426
♪ There's no turning back, turning back ♪
521
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,806
♪ Turning back now ♪
522
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,693
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' now ♪
523
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,230
♪ Dreamin' out loud ♪
524
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,573
♪ Right now is a good time to be alive ♪
525
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,650
♪ It's a good, it's a good, good life ♪
526
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,736
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
527
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,241
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
528
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,325
♪ It's a good day ♪
529
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,615
♪ It's a good life ♪
530
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,582
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
531
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,165
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
532
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:57,184
- ♪ It's a good life ♪
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
533
00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:59,178
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪