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- [Noah] All right. Good boy.
- [Dude barks]
2
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All right. Go get it, bud.
3
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Nice. Good boy.
4
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All right. All right. You ready?
5
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Go long, Dude.
6
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- [barks]
- Nice.
7
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[rumbling]
8
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[whimpers]
9
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[whines]
10
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Dude!
11
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And he goes by Dude.
12
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Watch it, Mom.
13
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Uh, no, I don't know how he got that name.
14
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Finished the fliers.
15
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I went back and forth a bunch,
but I ended up going with Comic Sans.
16
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Who cares about the font?
17
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Why'd you use the pic of Dude
licking himself?
18
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Because we want people
to recognize him, don't we?
19
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Hey, good news.
20
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Meghan Harrison thinks she saw Dude
near the old Dunkin Donuts.
21
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The same Megan Harrison
22
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who thinks Jay-Z
is a time-traveling vampire?
23
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I'll keep making calls.
24
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- Hey, bud.
- Hey, you hungry?
25
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I can make you anything you want.
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Anything but eggs.
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I'm okay.
28
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Still feeling sick from last night?
29
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I can't believe you vomited
all over Valerie Stevens' party.
30
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Well, believe it.
31
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Maybe if I change my last name,
I can get an invite next year.
32
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Guys, I appreciate you doing this,
33
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but I don't think Dude's
gonna want to come back.
34
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He came back last time.
35
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This is different.
36
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I was so mean.
37
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We need to stay positive.
38
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I'm making these phone calls.
Your dad printed out these--
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Oh.
40
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Comic Sans?
41
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I knew I should've gone with Helvetica.
42
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[theme music playing]
43
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Pretty sure I buried it right around here.
44
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Rough night? You look like
you slept in a dumpster.
45
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Well, Noah and I got into a fight,
46
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and he basically told me to leave
and never come back.
47
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Also, yes, I slept in a dumpster.
48
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Yeah, you reek
of moldy cheese and self-pity.
49
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Don't worry. I'll be out
of your cotton-candy hair in a minute.
50
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I only came back to grab my panaffle,
and then I'm gonna hit the road.
51
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Hey, you should come with me.
52
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- What?
- Yeah, we could travel the world together.
53
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I hear Worcester, Mass,
is gorgeous this time of year.
54
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I don't think so.
55
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[Lori] Oh, Ms. Grumpy Pants.
56
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Mommy just scheduled us an appointment
to get matching island braids.
57
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- When do we leave?
- Immediately.
58
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Let me just grab my bag.
59
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So the plan is to start on the west side
and then work our way back.
60
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- Let's go.
- But Dude could be anywhere.
61
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- How do we even know where to look?
- Well, I didn't mention this before,
62
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but remember that time
that I went downtown?
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Alone.
64
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Yes, alone.
65
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Well, I was walking down
this really sketchy street when--
66
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Dude!
67
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He came back.
68
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You want me to go with you?
69
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No. I got this.
70
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- [door opens]
- So what were you saying
71
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about being on a really sketchy street?
72
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Mom, just let it go.
73
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Okay.
74
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Just play it cool.
75
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Play it cool.
76
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Oh, shoot. Here comes Noah.
77
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Just play cool. Play it cool.
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Hi.
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Hey.
80
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Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
81
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You straight up white-fanged me.
82
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Ah, Scratch was right
about not wasting time on humans.
83
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I was hurt by something
Valerie's friend said,
84
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and then Amara and Simon
got upset with me.
85
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But none of that matters.
86
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What matters is...
87
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everything's better
when you're by my side.
88
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You're not just my emotional-support dog.
89
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You're part of my family.
90
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Part of your family?
91
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[sighs]
92
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So...
93
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- what do you say?
- I say...
94
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- it's good to be back home.
- Oh.
95
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[chuckles]
96
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Ew. You smell like dumpster vomit.
97
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
98
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- [cheers]
- Whoo-whoo.
99
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[sing-song] Okay. I'm ready.
100
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Oh, boy. Noah, give me a second.
101
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- So there's been a change of plans.
- What?
102
00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,559
Uh, Noah apologized.
Something about Valerie's friend.
103
00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,099
- Anyway...
- I hate you.
104
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Yeah, that's fair. See you around.
105
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[barks]
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[laughter]
107
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Married to my cat. We--
Um, we just live together.
108
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In a normal human- cat situation.
It, um...
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Ach, I wish you hadn't
dragged me into this mess.
110
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Now all my cat friends are gonna be like,
"Yo, Dane, what up with your loser human?"
111
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We-We-We really should be
getting to that gym because-- Aah.
112
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[fast forwards tape]
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[man] Meyers might be the principal,
114
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but it's pretty clear
who's running this school.
115
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- [rewinds tape]
- Meyers might be the principal...
116
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but it's pretty clear
who's running this school.
117
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Have no idea who's running this school.
118
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You are acting cray right now.
119
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[nasally whine]
120
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Why couldn't I have become an accountant
like father wanted?
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[purrs]
122
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What?
123
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It can't be.
124
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A flea? But I give you pills.
125
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Yeah, about that.
126
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I pretend to eat them
127
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and then spit them in your coffee
when you're not looking.
128
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Also, the fleas are probably
from the street cat I've been seeing.
129
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Okay, several street cats.
130
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[sighs] Okay, perfect.
131
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I guess we'll have to cancel
your salon appointment.
132
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Let's get you out of here
before this spreads.
133
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Uh-oh. The last time I saw that smile,
134
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you put me in
a Leonardo DiCaprio look-alike contest.
135
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[chuckles]
136
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So...
137
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- last night was--
- Awful.
138
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I told you that party would be dumb.
139
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So dumb. The dumbest.
140
00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,256
You psyched
about the performance tonight?
141
00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,590
I can't believe it sold out.
142
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,340
It did?
143
00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,468
Oh. I forgot. You're not on the Gram.
144
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The video of you singing
got reposted by Channel 4 News.
145
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Everyone in town is coming tonight.
146
00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,395
Everyone in town?
147
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Yep. Well, technically, not everyone.
148
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My Uncle Ross went
to an all-you-can-eat sushi place
149
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and got mercury poisoning.
150
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So, like, nearly everyone,
but it is going to be packed.
151
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Okay, Simon, I get it.
152
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Hey, guys.
153
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I... just... wanted...
154
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to... say...
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You got this.
156
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Just... say anything.
157
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Anytime.
158
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Speak.
159
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I have to go study my lines for tonight.
160
00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,237
I too have something important to do
161
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,410
that needs to happen at this very moment.
162
00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,663
Don't stress, but now you have
to run after them Tom Cruise-style.
163
00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,577
People always love that.
164
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Or... maybe we just take a moment.
165
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Noah! How'd it go?
166
00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,890
Noah?
167
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How'd it go?
168
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Noah!
169
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We're just getting our feelings out, Dad.
170
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Okay, I'm getting the vibe
171
00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:48,436
that things maybe didn't go so great
with Simon and Amara.
172
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They never want to talk to me again.
173
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No, sweetie.
174
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Um... you and your friends
are gonna figure this out.
175
00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,619
- Yeah.
- Sometimes people need a little space.
176
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,417
Yeah, like your mom did summer of '05.
177
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,712
When are you gonna get over that?
178
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,505
It's hard to get over having your heart
ripped out of your chest.
179
00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,419
I thought we were talking about me.
180
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:11,428
- Sorry.
- Yes.
181
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,969
You know, I was thinking
182
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,603
maybe I shouldn't go to the show tonight.
183
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,602
- What?
- No. You can't bail on the show.
184
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,975
You're the...
185
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,398
Second assistant prop master.
186
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,730
Second assistant prop master.
187
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,856
That's so important.
188
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,193
[text alert]
189
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:34,278
- Oh. Uh, I just got a text from Logan.
- Why are you getting texts from him?
190
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,865
Somebody just bought your sculpture.
191
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,491
For hella hundos?
192
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,748
Pretty close.
193
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,959
Dad, that's awesome!
194
00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:44,169
- That's great, huh?
- Hey.
195
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,250
- [chuckles]
- Dad sold his statue?
196
00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,257
Does that mean
that we can finally go to Paris?
197
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,297
Mm, I do look good in a beret.
198
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,010
[mutters]
199
00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,268
Man, this tree looks so real.
I'm gonna pee on it.
200
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,269
Don't even think about it, Dude.
201
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,271
[whines]
202
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,227
Amara. Thirty minutes to show time.
203
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,284
Amara?
204
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,110
[Amara] I'm not going on.
205
00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,783
Tell Tinsley she can do tonight.
206
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,873
Amara, please open the door.
207
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,949
This is all my fault.
208
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,995
I have to do something.
209
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,328
Oh, we got this.
210
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,998
- You know, my mom once said--
- Go away!
211
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:29,003
- [bangs door]
- Just need to get some backup.
212
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:29,956
Uh, yep.
213
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,586
[boy] I know, right? It's so stupid.
214
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,593
- Right?
- What's your hurry?
215
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,847
He probably has to throw up.
216
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,098
[all snicker]
217
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,390
[makes vomit noises]
218
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,394
I'm a lover not a fighter,
but say the word, and I'll bite that kid.
219
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,323
[heart beating]
220
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,280
Back off!
221
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,450
It's our girl.
222
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,742
We were just joking around, Val.
223
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,373
[sighs] Confirming why I never thought
of you as my funny friend.
224
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,826
Whatever. Let's go.
225
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,839
You okay?
226
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,804
Totally. Why wouldn't I be?
227
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,723
Because a kid was just making
vomit noises at you.
228
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,130
Oh. Right.
229
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,552
That.
230
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,507
Sorry for what happened at my party.
231
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,018
I just wish I'd known
you weren't feeling good.
232
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:25,941
It's all right.
233
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,484
You were... too busy talking to Tia.
234
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,275
Ooh.
235
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,319
You heard that.
236
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:40,067
I hope you know that's what she thinks,
but it's not what I think.
237
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,330
Yeah, Dude is awesome.
238
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,410
Preach.
239
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,544
But you're awesome, too.
240
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,417
So I'll see you tonight at the musical?
241
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,752
The musical.
242
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,007
Uh, I-- I got to go.
243
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,379
- But I-- I just...
- Later!
244
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,465
Okay.
245
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,007
Enjoy the show.
246
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,184
Enjoy the show.
247
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,846
Hey.
248
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,733
Enjoy the show. Love is a myth.
249
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,603
Look, I get why you're mad.
250
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,435
I didn't realize Amara liked me
251
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,614
until right before we went into the party.
252
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,739
But don't worry.
She completely hates me now.
253
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,911
Enjoy the show.
254
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,025
Please ignore this backstabber to my left.
255
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,001
I'll just give you boys some space.
256
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,869
Ah.
257
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,127
Dude. There you are.
258
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,209
Hey, pal.
259
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,304
You talking to me?
260
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,050
Aw, you are such a good boy.
261
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,011
Yeah, good boy.
262
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,140
[chuckles]
263
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,888
Ah. Just... so cute.
264
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,635
Okay, that was super-weird.
265
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,189
Fine. Stay mad.
266
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,685
I'm only here
'cause something's wrong with Amara.
267
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,645
Is she hurt? Is she sick?
268
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,073
Did she finally run over the director
with the wheelchair?
269
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,532
All I know is she's locked herself
in her dressing room.
270
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,486
Then what are you waiting for? Let's go.
271
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,334
Enjoy the show.
272
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,785
Amara, it's Noah.
273
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,712
- And Simon.
- And Dude.
274
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,131
I know you're still mad at me.
275
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,920
Yeah, we're both still mad at you.
276
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:22,092
Can you please just open the door
so we can talk?
277
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,558
Okay, stand back.
I've seen this done in movies.
278
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,024
[yells] Ow.
279
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,152
[groans]
280
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,401
Hi.
281
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:46,031
I was under the impression
that the door was locked.
282
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,333
Do these guys know how to make
an entrance or what?
283
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,503
I still can't believe our Noah
284
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,252
is second assistant prop master
for the school musical.
285
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,505
You guys do realize
that he'll be backstage the entire time
286
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,299
and won't even know we're here.
287
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,013
- We're not leaving.
- Ay.
288
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,928
- So, based on the program...
- Mm-hmm.
289
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,353
...this musical is about
Elliot's little sister Gertie,
290
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,892
who's now grown up
and considered the town eccentric
291
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,307
for trying to contact E.T.
and bring him back.
292
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,022
It's the sequel we've all been craving.
293
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:24,034
Amara, if this is about what happened
at the party,
294
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,534
I am so--
295
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:30,044
Slow down, egomaniac.
This has nothing to do with you.
296
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,409
Seriously. Full of yourself much?
297
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,291
It's actually all Simon's fault.
298
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,544
- What?
- You're the one who told me
299
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,706
the entire town
is coming to the show tonight.
300
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,460
Except for my uncle.
301
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,669
Mercury poisoning.
302
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,262
Well, that's exciting, right?
303
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,595
It's one thing to perform
in front of our school, but...
304
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,638
in front of everyone we know,
including my dentist?
305
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,694
I just can't do it.
306
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,194
Okay. Well...
307
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,702
my therapist...
308
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,991
always asks me...
309
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,909
"What's the worst thing
that could happen?"
310
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,905
Let's see. Amara forgets the words,
then everyone boos.
311
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,536
- She cries onstage--
- Everything you just said.
312
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,585
Minus the crying. I haven't cried
313
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,970
since I came out of my mom's belly
via C-section in the booth of an IHOP.
314
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,549
That sounds horrifying.
315
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,894
I just feel like...
316
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,684
if I can overcome my fear
of facing you guys
317
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,474
after what happened at the party--
318
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,937
Yeah, I heard you threw up.
319
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,478
You did?
320
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,315
That's awful.
321
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,398
Yes.
322
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,442
It was pretty awful.
323
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,573
But... my point is that...
324
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,490
if I can stand here with you guys now,
325
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,704
then you, Amara,
326
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,195
the most fearless person I know,
327
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,367
can go out on that stage and sing.
328
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,915
Sorry. This itch is just killing me.
329
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,963
- You're forgetting one key thing.
- What?
330
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,049
You have Dude.
331
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,678
If I go up on that stage...
332
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,682
I'll be all by myself.
333
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,271
But what if you weren't by yourself?
334
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,057
But... I will be.
335
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,653
Okay, but...
336
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,152
- what if you--
- Don't say it again.
337
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,237
Weren't.
338
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,907
[Amara sighs]
339
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,954
Okay, Embry, it's starting.
340
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,825
But Ally just texted me
that T. Swift is cooler than Beyoncé.
341
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,424
I can't just let that slide.
342
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,999
Embry, now.
343
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,224
[bang]
344
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,051
Is that?
345
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,926
Noah.
346
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,024
[heavy breathing]
347
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,138
Everything's okay.
348
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,228
Just pretend
they're all in their underwear.
349
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,192
What are they doing?
350
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,645
This play just got a lot more exciting.
351
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,485
He can't be up there.
He's gonna have a panic attack.
352
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,657
[hyperventilating]
353
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,573
♪ E.T. ♪
354
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,611
♪ Every time I try to tell them ♪
355
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,106
♪ They rebuff me ♪
356
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,488
♪ E.T. ♪
357
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,584
♪ Elliott tells me it's absurd ♪
358
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,499
♪ E.T. ♪
359
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,000
♪ Earth to Gertie ♪
360
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,082
♪ Not a word ♪
361
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,416
♪ He's had enough, see ♪
362
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,253
♪ You think I'm lost in my own world ♪
363
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,338
♪ But I'm lost in yours ♪
364
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,344
♪ E.T. ♪
365
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,715
♪ He's the alien, but they alienate me ♪
366
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,974
♪ E.T. ♪
367
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,515
♪ You can't phone home
When your home thinks you're phony ♪
368
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,230
♪ Dissect my memories ♪
369
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,400
♪ Like a high-school laboratory ♪
370
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,439
♪ Tried to guess, I felt the red light ♪
371
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,823
♪ Put my thoughts in quarantine ♪
372
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,280
- ♪ Remember ♪
- [audience] Aw...
373
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,530
- ♪ You try to put together pieces ♪
- [laughs]
374
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,873
♪ Remember... ♪
- I hope this audience has seen E.T.,
375
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,120
or there's no way
they get what's going on up here.
376
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,872
♪...for you
What happened there that night ♪
377
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,915
♪ Like riding a bike
But you forgot the ride ♪
378
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,877
♪ I see him all the time
In my mind saying ♪
379
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,342
♪ I'll be right here ♪
380
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,261
♪ 'Cause if he comes when he comes
They'll all believe me ♪
381
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,881
♪ I'll be right here ♪
382
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,138
♪ I wouldn't be alone at home ♪
383
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,220
♪ My brothers would be right here ♪
384
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,772
♪ Remember ♪
385
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,020
♪ Try to put together pieces ♪
386
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,023
♪ Remember ♪
387
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,114
♪ Follow the trail of Reese's ♪
388
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,820
♪ I can Speak & Spell it out for you ♪
389
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,611
♪ What happened there that night ♪
390
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,065
♪ Like riding a bike ♪
391
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,826
♪ But don't forget the ♪
392
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,658
♪ Ride ♪
393
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,707
Yes! Yes! [laughs]
394
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,095
[overlapping chatter]
395
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,985
[Marvin] Noah!
396
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:01,033
Oh. I can't believe you sang onstage.
397
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,986
We just did it to support Amara.
398
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,662
Thankfully, she only needed us
for one song.
399
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,327
Well, I've never seen
a better singing Elliot in my life.
400
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,706
Except for the five other
singing Elliots onstage.
401
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,593
But you were pretty good.
402
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,629
Aw, what a picture-perfect family.
403
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,136
Now will someone
please scratch my butt? Unh.
404
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,221
We'll meet you at Grandma's to celebrate.
405
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,846
We're so proud of you.
406
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,775
Looks like you've got
a ton of adoring fans.
407
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,740
One is from Mrs.Wakowski,
one is from Ms. Fleckburg,
408
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,994
and the other seven or so
are from my family.
409
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,206
They want to take me out
for celebratory ice cream, but...
410
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,959
I told them I had plans with my friends.
411
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,344
So...
412
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,343
we're friends again?
413
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,840
Last night, I wanted to flatten you
with my wheelchair, but tonight...
414
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,852
you reminded me
what a great friend you are.
415
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,930
And I think that's how we should stay.
416
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:08,933
Friends.
417
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,851
Well, it means a lot to me
to be your friend.
418
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,227
Ah. Man,
I can't stay mad at you, either, bro.
419
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,066
Oh. Uhh...
420
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,821
Wait. Why were you mad at Noah?
421
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,117
Uh...
422
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:27,288
because I accidentally
ripped the tail off of his cat costume.
423
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,293
- It was a rental.
- Sorry.
424
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,542
Speaking of costumes,
you know you can take that off now, right?
425
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,625
Oh, yeah.
It's actually really comfortable.
426
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,381
Also, I can't find my pants.
427
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,639
Just think. A few months ago,
428
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,640
Amara wasn't a musical-theater star.
429
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,310
Simon wasn't bully-free on the bus.
430
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,478
And I wasn't...
431
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,231
Able to stand in a school hallway
without screaming and running away?
432
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,685
[both chuckle]
433
00:21:58,775 --> 00:21:59,815
But here we are now.
434
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:01,901
Best friends.
435
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,621
We are going to rule this school
by years end.
436
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,913
I love these kids.
437
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,538
Even the loud one.
438
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,794
Ah, there he is.
439
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,336
There has been a flea outbreak,
440
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,671
and there's only one mutt
they could've come from.
441
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,721
Why is everyone staring at me?
442
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,854
I suggest you... check his fur.
443
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,565
- Fleas.
- Ah, yeah, that explains the itching.
444
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,414
I knew it. I knew it.
445
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,080
Which is why
I already alerted the school board,
446
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,999
and they told me that Dude
is to stay off school property...
447
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,792
indefinitely.
448
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,122
[hyperventilating]
449
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,127
[heart pounding]
450
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,300
Just when things were going well.
451
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,136
[Layup]
♪ All the best things that I've seen ♪
452
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:15,975
♪ In all the most-wonderful hues ♪
453
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,731
♪ All the best sights that I see ♪
454
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,815
♪ I see with you ♪
455
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,491
♪ All ♪
456
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,827
♪ All ♪
457
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,158
♪ All ♪
458
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,248
♪ All the best ♪
459
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,999
♪ All the best streets ♪
460
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,088
♪ I drove down ♪
461
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:49,179
♪ All the towns I've wandered through ♪
462
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,716
♪ All the best ones ♪
463
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,555
♪ Are all better with you ♪
464
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:02,149
♪ All ♪
465
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,859
♪ All ♪
466
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,067
♪ All ♪
467
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,741
♪ All the best ♪
468
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,125
♪ All ♪