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Did you know a Sikorsky S-76 helicopter

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goes 178 miles per hour?

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Why would I know that?

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Oh, awful.

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And that it has twin turbo-shaft engines,

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four-bladed rotors,
and retractable landing gear?

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- Babe, what are you doing right now?
- I'm prepping for your rich gallery owner.

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Once I learn about helicopters,
I'm moving on to yachts.

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Charles is not coming to discuss
his helicopters with you.

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- He has more than one?
- He's coming to look at your statue.

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So just relax, okay?
I have it all taken care of.

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- We don't want to give him a heart attack.
- Trust me, the man loves meat.

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That makes two of us.
Please drop one. Please drop one.

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And I am busting out-- huh--
the good plates.

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- The good plates?
- Hmm.

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No pressure.

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Everything makes you look sickly.

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So what's the end game here? This rich guy
puts Dad's statue in his gallery?

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- If he likes it.
- <i>When</i> he likes it.

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I got invited to a Halloween party.

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Wait. I already knew that.

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If this is gonna be old-news exposition,
I'm going outside.

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- Whose party?
- Are they responsible?

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Are they cool?

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Are they responsible?

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It's just this girl Valerie from school.

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Don't need to make a big deal about it.
I'm not even sure I'm gonna go.

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You have to go.
I've been trying to score an invite

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to one of Valerie Stevens' parties
for years.

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- You're nine.
- Your point?

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Goodbye, Embry.

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I'm not kidding.

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You better go to that party
and make a good impression.

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So, we meet again, ball.

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Oh, it's gonna be like that, huh?

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Watch out.

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[barks]

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[barks]

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Gotcha.

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Uh-oh.

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I'm just gonna take my ball
and, uh, get out of here.

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Dude?

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[theme music playing]

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[gasps]

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What did you do?

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Before you get too upset,
the ball was talking some major smack.

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The gallery owner's coming today
to see the statue.

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This is the biggest moment
of my dad's career.

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Okay, here's what we do.

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Create a time machine,

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then use it to make sure
that balls were never invented.

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It'll be just like <i>Back to the Future.</i>

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- Just don't kiss your mom.
- [Embry] <i>Noah!</i>

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<i>Your weird friends are here!</i>

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Maybe Simon and Amara
will know what to do.

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Okay, so we're not doing the time machine.

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[barks]

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Simon, for the hundredth time,
I forgive you.

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I get to be the leader of the musical.
It all worked out.

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Okay, good.

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And if you happen to see
some skywriting later that says,

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"I'm sorry, Amara,"
it's totally for somebody else.

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Amara forgives me.

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Don't push it. Hey, Noah.

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Guys, I need your help
with something major

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before my parents find out.

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Way to go, Dude.

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Like you've never broken
a statue before.

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It was an accident, but we have
to fix it fast. Simon, help me out.

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Noah, don't stress.

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I'm sure there's glue in here somewhere.
It's all gonna be okay.

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And while you look for glue,
I'll look for snacks.

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What? I'm a growing boy.

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Wait. Where's the broken piece?

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It should be right here.

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No, no, no, no. This can't be happening.

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If we can't find the piece, then...

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Then what?

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[heart pounding]

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You call this art? Good day.

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Aah. My career is over.

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This is all the fault of Dude!

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To the pound with you!

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- I'm leaving you, Marvin.
- What?

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I could never be married
to a failed artist.

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I have to support the family now,
so I've got a job at...

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Waffle House.

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[Dude barks]

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[barks] None of that stuff
is gonna happen...

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but more importantly...

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What is that?

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It looks like some kind of gemstone.

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That's right, and there's only
one dog in this neighborhood

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who would wear something so tacky.

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Look!

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That dog next door
must've taken the broken statue piece.

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Yeah, but where is it?

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She probably buried in her yard.

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Oh, because all dogs like to bury stuff.

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A little stereotypical.

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Oh, that reminds me.
I need to unbury Marvin's keys.

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As if I wasn't already stressed enough
about Valerie's party,

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- now I have to deal with this?
- Hold up.

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Are you telling me that you, Noah Ferris,

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got an invitation to the most epic
Halloween party on the planet?

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- Yes.
- Oh, my God.

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Valerie invited you to her house?

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That's awesome.

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She actually invited... all of us.

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My vision board is coming true.

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Whoa, oh, oh.

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- I'm calm now.
- Okay, we don't have time for this.

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One of you needs to dig
through the backyard with Dude.

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Can't do that.

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And the other has to come with me
to distract the neighbor

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by knocking on their door
and talking to them nonstop.

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Hand me the shovel.

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What's going on?

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Well, we were just gardening?

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For a school science project.

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- Michelle Obama says kids should--
- Save it.

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You broke the statue?

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The gallery owner's on his way.
You want me to stall?

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- Yes, please.
- Okay.

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Fix this mess quick. I don't want Dad
grounding you from the party.

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Aw, she does care.

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It might be the only one
that you ever get invited to.

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And she's back.

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Do we really
want to go to Valerie's party?

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I mean, I feel like we're too old
for Halloween.

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Huh. With my baby face?

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I'm gonna be raking in the Reese's
well into my 30s.

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Lovely image, but I still say we skip it.

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Steps.

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Awesome.

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Don't worry. I'll carry you.

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[strains]

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Simon, my chair weighs over 400 pounds.

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Almost there.

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[strains]

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Just go ring the doorbell.

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Oh, thank God.

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[rings doorbell]

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So we're clear on the plan?

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Clear as milk.

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Good.

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Wait. Milk isn't clear.

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Yes?

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- Hello, ma'am. We are here--
- To talk to you about killing the seals.

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<i>Saving</i> the seals.

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Saving the seals.

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That was close.

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This is it.

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I'm about to go from law-abiding citizen
to full-blown criminal.

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Ooh. Sneaking into a yard
isn't exactly <i>Breaking Bad.</i>

156
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Ah. Just have to rip off the Band-Aid.

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I'm officially trespassing.

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It gets easier the more you do it.

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Serves him right
for constantly getting me dirty.

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Ooh, water.

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Honestly, I can't remember ever doing
anything intentionally wrong.

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Except for this one time
when I ordered a medium fry,

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and they accidentally gave me a large fry.

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I said nothing.

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I can't even look at fries now.

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[thud]

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We shouldn't be here. I-I can't be here!

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This is too dangerous.

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[sinister laughter]

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[groans]

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What is wrong with that guy's face?

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[thunder rumbles]

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Start digging.

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Don't worry, Noah.
I'll take care of this big bag of bones.

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[barks]

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Oh, thanks, Dude.

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We got to find that piece quick.

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- It's going to be great.
- You're right. You're right. Okay.

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No. I should've parked my car
down the block,

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because the guy with the helicopter's
gonna scoff at my Subaru.

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Where's my keys?

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[doorbell rings]

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What's up?

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I'm so sorry.

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We've already donated
to "Saving the Seals."

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That-- That's cool and all,
but I'm from Charles Atwood's gallery.

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Wait. Charles isn't coming?

188
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Nah, nah. See,
he owns the gallery. I run it.

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I'm the BMOC. Logan McGrath. Heh.

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[imitates explosion]

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- Come on in.
- All right, cool. Yeah, thanks.

192
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Okay, you stall while I look up
what BMOC means, okay?

193
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,904
Man, I am stoked to check this statue out.

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My hot new gallery
is thirsty for some abstract goodness.

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Although, full disclose.

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My brain thoughts
are honest and unfiltered.

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I hope you're prepared
to have your brain thoughts blown away.

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We can head to the statue now,
if you want.

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[sing-song] Who wants folded meat?

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- Who's this guy?
- This is Logan.

201
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,836
He runs Charles' gallery.

202
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,629
- [mouths]
- Hate to tell you this, but, uh...

203
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,089
I only eat fish. I'm a pescetarian.

204
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,554
Oh, no worries.
We can just take off the meat.

205
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,215
Oh, good. It's on the floor.

206
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,513
Actually, the meat
has already touched everything,

207
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,057
so I won't be able to eat any of that.

208
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:46,186
- [whispers] It's all falling apart.
- I'm not down with cruelty to animals.

209
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,440
Fish are animals.

210
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,901
Well, what do you want me to do,
like, not eat sushi?

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00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,072
[chuckles]

212
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,525
- Oh, Ben Stiller's a pescetarian.
- Weren't we just heading to the statue?

213
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Who wants carrots and tuna?

214
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,830
- Nothing.
- [Dude barks]

215
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,673
- You got anything, Dude?
- Oh, I got something. I got something.

216
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:07,749
I got...

217
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,209
a dirty corndog.

218
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,764
Eh, looks like Grumpy Pants
also enjoys meat on a stick.

219
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,927
Valerie messaged me?

220
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,890
Ooh, slid into your DMs.

221
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,890
Bold. Just like
the bold flavor of this corndog.

222
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:26,015
"Forgot to mention that you can
totally bring Dude to my party."

223
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,765
Hope he wears a cute costume?

224
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,725
I'm cute in anything.

225
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,280
Uhh, maybe
I shouldn't have eaten that corndog.

226
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,861
- Uhh.
- [both] I think I'm gonna be sick.

227
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,067
Jinx!

228
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,826
[chuckles] Oh, right. You can't hear me.

229
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,079
I think he's had enough.

230
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,287
Logan, you know who else
wears bomber jackets?

231
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,174
Michael Douglas in <i>Basic Instinct.</i>

232
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,498
- What?
- How did you get your phone back?

233
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,506
- It's your phone.
- [ringtone sounds]

234
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,508
Uh, can we go see the statue now?

235
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,260
I just got word that Shia LaBeouf

236
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is doing an experimental puppet show
at a laundromat.

237
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,974
Of course we can.

238
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,351
You can't see the statue.

239
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:11,193
Until you've heard about my dad's
pilgrimage to artistic greatness.

240
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,692
Greatness? Wow.
That means a lot, sweetie.

241
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,860
But the Shia puppet show.

242
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,493
Yeah, those never start on time.

243
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,820
How would you know?

244
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,074
Sit!

245
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,156
Oh.

246
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,578
- Go ahead, Dad.
- Oh.

247
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,999
My teenage years.

248
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,248
Strap in. This is about to get dark.

249
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,050
So with your help,
little seals like Paco here

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00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,300
will be free to swim the open waters...

251
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,433
eat fish, go to Halloween parties.

252
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,555
Or seals like Paco
could enjoy a nice night at home

253
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,270
where they don't have to spend time
with annoying randos from school.

254
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,641
We still talking about Paco?

255
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,978
I think seals like Paco
would have a good time

256
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,154
if they open themselves up
to new experiences.

257
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,153
Well, I think seals like Paco

258
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,905
know that bobbing for apples
isn't something they're missing out on.

259
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,529
Do seals eat apples?

260
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,156
But seals deserve to experience
an epic Halloween party

261
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,003
at least once in their lives.

262
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,158
Otherwise,
how will they know what it's like

263
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,997
to win a costume contest
or find true love?

264
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,169
- Or win a costume contest.
- You already said that.

265
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,632
The point is...

266
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,679
Lori...

267
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:24,885
that Paco deserves

268
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,600
some life-changing
magical movie moments.

269
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,517
Don't you agree?

270
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,601
I don't even know
what's happening right now.

271
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,646
Thank you for whatever this was.

272
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,823
I have a singles mixer at the Marriott
to get ready for.

273
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,744
- [whispers] What do we do?
- I don't know.

274
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,623
I don't want to let Noah down.

275
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,622
My uncle recently got a divorce.

276
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,871
And...

277
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,496
he's a plastic surgeon.

278
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,590
Why don't you tell me
a little bit more about Paco?

279
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,810
She wouldn't DM me
if she didn't really want me there, right?

280
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,772
For the millionth time, yes.

281
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,443
But if she really wants me there...

282
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,355
that means...

283
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,232
- that means...
- That she likes you.

284
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,357
...that she likes me.

285
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,779
But why would she like me?

286
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,946
You're kind, you have an awesome dog,
and you're super-good at digging.

287
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,576
So let's find that statue piece.

288
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,673
[grunts] Simon just texted
that they can't stall much longer.

289
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,004
We've run out of spots to dig.

290
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,376
We should just give up.

291
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,764
No. There's still plenty more.

292
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,842
Oh, what's that?

293
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,427
Nah, I just buried that.

294
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,095
[heart pounding]

295
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,181
I need water.

296
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,266
[thunder rumbles]

297
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,147
Oh, good. Ugly-face guy brought friends.

298
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,067
Time's up, laddie.

299
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,077
If you can't find the treasure, treasure,

300
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,329
then you're of no use to us, to us.

301
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,662
Don't listen to him, Noah.

302
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,827
It's all over. My dad's career's ruined,

303
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,417
Embry has to work at Waffle House,
and Dude's off to the pound.

304
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:24,012
But I've gotten so accustomed
to this upper-middle-class lifestyle.

305
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,089
[sinister laugh]

306
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,803
[ding]

307
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,809
Hold tight, Noah.

308
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,938
Not today, mutt.

309
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,018
[barks]

310
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,020
Drop it.

311
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,107
[barks]

312
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,823
No. Noah needs this.

313
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,662
And I'm not... going back... to the pound.

314
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:49,739
The pound?

315
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,161
Well, I was sent to the pound once.

316
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,290
You?

317
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,713
It was so cold, and the food...

318
00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,832
it was non-organic.

319
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,209
It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

320
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,091
You poor thing.

321
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,342
Take it before I change my mind.

322
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,717
Right. Thanks.

323
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,308
- I'm coming, Noah.
- [thunder rumbles]

324
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,806
[all groan]

325
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,398
[Dude barks]

326
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,110
You found it.

327
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,066
Let's go save Embry from Waffle House.

328
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,526
[runway music playing

329
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,074
Hey, kiddo. I-I really love the romper,

330
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,447
but what does this have to do with my art?

331
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,874
Dad, as your daughter,

332
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,874
my designs
are a reflection of your talent.

333
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,875
I only slay 'cause you slay.

334
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,750
Ach, Shia's using dryer sheets
as puppets.

335
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,718
That's... next level.

336
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,218
Just 12 more outfits.

337
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,589
Embry, can I speak with you?

338
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:52,892
Now.

339
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,142
Look, bro. If there's no statue,
can you just level with me, please?

340
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,807
I can't get catfished again.

341
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,476
What is going on with you?

342
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,685
Dad's statue is broken,
so I'm stalling till Noah can fix it.

343
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,320
[runway music continues]

344
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,374
Embry just texted me.
She's running out of rompers.

345
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,077
- Whatever that means.
- We gotta move.

346
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,334
You get the super glue.
I'll get the snacks.

347
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,036
Snacks again?

348
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,746
What? I'm a growing boy!

349
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,217
Found glue.

350
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,472
Found chips.

351
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,814
Oof. Veggie straws?

352
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,639
Why bother?

353
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,767
Whatever.

354
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,851
All right, glue that baby on.

355
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,896
Ah, it's not sticking.

356
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,364
Aah. This isn't gonna work.

357
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,033
Oh, man.

358
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,450
I'm so done for.

359
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,531
[Dude whimpers]

360
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,992
Don't worry, Dude. I'll take the blame.

361
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,042
You'd do that? For me?

362
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,124
But what if you get grounded?

363
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,878
You won't be able to go to the party.

364
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,753
Wait. You want to go to the party now?

365
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,713
Like you said...

366
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,554
magical movie moments.

367
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,642
Everybody step back.

368
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,019
It's Turbo time.

369
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,774
Ready? Okay, I've got this.

370
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,771
All righty.
I think-I think-I think I got it.

371
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,106
[mutters]

372
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,941
Oh. Uh-oh.

373
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,993
What? What did he do?

374
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,373
Are you sure you don't want to see
more fashion show?

375
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,368
I was stabbing out there.

376
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,450
Slaying.

377
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,751
Never mind.

378
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,539
No. The only thing he wants to see
is my statue.

379
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,245
So, Simon,
could you just scoot yourself...

380
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,169
that way?

381
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,012
Okay.

382
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,564
Mm-hmm.

383
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,018
Uh, what's the deal with the bag of chips?

384
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,314
Well, Logan, it's, uh--

385
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,614
Yes, clearly it's a...

386
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,399
- um...
- It's a metaphor.

387
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,320
Right.

388
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,701
For people's dependency on snack foods.

389
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,199
It also speaks to the hypocrisy
of veggie straws

390
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,703
masquerading as a healthy snack

391
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,115
when they're essentially
just potato chips shaped weird.

392
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,877
Okay, I don't know what happened here,

393
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,632
but this bag
isn't part of my statue, okay?

394
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,301
Wow, it's really on here. Okay.

395
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,972
Simon. May I?

396
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,016
Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

397
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,274
It was supposed to look like this.

398
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:51,021
It represents this point in your life
where you need to...

399
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,034
let go of the past and...

400
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,608
throw yourself into the future.

401
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,710
Bro...

402
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,210
that was incredible.

403
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,467
[chuckles]

404
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,178
I felt it right here.

405
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,258
- [ringtone sounds]
- [chuckles]

406
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,678
Guys... Shia just took a nap
in a warm pile of laundry.

407
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,515
[chuckles] So I got to bounce,
but I will be in touch.

408
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,151
We are so gonna sell this thing
for hella hundos.

409
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,729
[chuckles] Peace! Peace!

410
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,819
Art! Heh heh.

411
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,734
Nobody saw that coming.

412
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,897
You did it.

413
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,448
Whoo-hoo! We did it!

414
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,910
Dad, I'm really sorry. It was an accident.
We were trying to fix the statue

415
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,162
- and the glue wouldn't--
<i>- </i>It's okay.

416
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,004
I'm not mad...
now that he wants the statue.

417
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,918
But in the future,
just tell the truth, okay?

418
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:57,087
Well, let's go inside and celebrate
by consuming all that floor meat.

419
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,262
Yeah!

420
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,224
Thanks for having my back.

421
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,102
I just want to let you know
that I've decided to give up balls.

422
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,680
It's a slippery slope.

423
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,015
Well, despite Simon's best efforts
to mess everything up,

424
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,939
- it all worked out.
- I'm trying to keep things interesting.

425
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,396
Well, I don't know what I would've done
without you guys.

426
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,614
- We always got your back, Noah.
- Thanks.

427
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,078
So... did you hear?

428
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,242
Amara's down to go to the party.

429
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,785
I know. I'm just not sure.

430
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,881
This party is the perfect setting for me
to tell Amara that I like her.

431
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,919
And if you don't go, then I can't go.

432
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,013
You gotta do this for me, man.

433
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,132
Please, please, please, please--

434
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,965
Okay, I'll go. Just stand up.

435
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,050
Sweet.

436
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,181
Thanks, man.

437
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,682
Uhh, you reek of veggie straws.

438
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,308
[Lori] <i>My yard!</i>

439
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,351
[Telekinesis' "Lean On Me" playing]

440
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,065
<i>♪ Oh, I wish you would wear that dress ♪</i>

441
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,279
<i>♪ Goin' berry pickin'</i>
<i>So don't wear your best ♪</i>

442
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,400
<i>♪ But I know that ♪</i>

443
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:08,038
<i>♪ You're the one ♪</i>

444
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:11,658
<i>♪ We could cross the country</i>
<i>In our beat-up truck ♪</i>

445
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,917
<i>♪ Stoppin' every minute</i>
<i>'Cause the thing don't run ♪</i>

446
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,090
<i>♪ But I don't care ♪</i>

447
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,046
<i>♪ 'Cause we're in love ♪</i>

448
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:29,218
<i>♪ Let's get, let's get away in the night ♪</i>

449
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,227
<i>♪ I know you count on me ♪</i>

450
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,770
<i>♪ Well, just lean on me, lean on me ♪</i>

451
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,904
<i>♪ Anytime ♪</i>

452
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,981
[guitar solo]