1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,387 - [Noah] All right. Good boy. - [Dude barks] 2 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,178 All right. Go get it, bud. 3 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,681 Nice. Good boy. 4 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:16,394 All right. All right. You ready? 5 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,484 Go long, Dude. 6 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:19,888 - [barks] - Nice. 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,730 [rumbling] 8 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,696 [whimpers] 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,330 [whines] 10 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:38,912 Dude! 11 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,883 And he goes by Dude. 12 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,503 Watch it, Mom. 13 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,758 Uh, no, I don't know how he got that name. 14 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,091 Finished the fliers. 15 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:55,056 I went back and forth a bunch, but I ended up going with Comic Sans. 16 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,388 Who cares about the font? 17 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,933 Why'd you use the pic of Dude licking himself? 18 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,977 Because we want people to recognize him, don't we? 19 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,311 Hey, good news. 20 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,015 Meghan Harrison thinks she saw Dude near the old Dunkin Donuts. 21 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,266 The same Megan Harrison 22 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:09,067 who thinks Jay-Z is a time-traveling vampire? 23 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,701 I'll keep making calls. 24 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,373 - Hey, bud. - Hey, you hungry? 25 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,029 I can make you anything you want. 26 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,038 Anything but eggs. 27 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,119 I'm okay. 28 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,496 Still feeling sick from last night? 29 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:25,131 I can't believe you vomited all over Valerie Stevens' party. 30 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,960 Well, believe it. 31 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:31,415 Maybe if I change my last name, I can get an invite next year. 32 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,801 Guys, I appreciate you doing this, 33 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,847 but I don't think Dude's gonna want to come back. 34 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,311 He came back last time. 35 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,141 This is different. 36 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:43,942 I was so mean. 37 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,650 We need to stay positive. 38 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,531 I'm making these phone calls. Your dad printed out these-- 39 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,111 Oh. 40 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,031 Comic Sans? 41 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,284 I knew I should've gone with Helvetica. 42 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,366 [theme music playing] 43 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,665 Pretty sure I buried it right around here. 44 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:12,383 Rough night? You look like you slept in a dumpster. 45 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,585 Well, Noah and I got into a fight, 46 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,216 and he basically told me to leave and never come back. 47 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,523 Also, yes, I slept in a dumpster. 48 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:23,808 Yeah, you reek of moldy cheese and self-pity. 49 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:27,023 Don't worry. I'll be out of your cotton-candy hair in a minute. 50 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,225 I only came back to grab my panaffle, and then I'm gonna hit the road. 51 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,031 Hey, you should come with me. 52 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,611 - What? - Yeah, we could travel the world together. 53 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,407 I hear Worcester, Mass, is gorgeous this time of year. 54 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,951 I don't think so. 55 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,794 [Lori] Oh, Ms. Grumpy Pants. 56 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,670 Mommy just scheduled us an appointment to get matching island braids. 57 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,918 - When do we leave? - Immediately. 58 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,751 Let me just grab my bag. 59 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,086 So the plan is to start on the west side and then work our way back. 60 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,593 - Let's go. - But Dude could be anywhere. 61 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,967 - How do we even know where to look? - Well, I didn't mention this before, 62 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,354 but remember that time that I went downtown? 63 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:03,472 Alone. 64 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,058 Yes, alone. 65 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,233 Well, I was walking down this really sketchy street when-- 66 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:10,772 Dude! 67 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,195 He came back. 68 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,952 You want me to go with you? 69 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,412 No. I got this. 70 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,247 - [door opens] - So what were you saying 71 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,830 about being on a really sketchy street? 72 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,207 Mom, just let it go. 73 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:34,755 Okay. 74 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:36,673 Just play it cool. 75 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,295 Play it cool. 76 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,885 Oh, shoot. Here comes Noah. 77 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,098 Just play cool. Play it cool. 78 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:45,849 Hi. 79 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,305 Hey. 80 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:54,279 Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you. 81 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,319 You straight up white-fanged me. 82 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,782 Ah, Scratch was right about not wasting time on humans. 83 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,201 I was hurt by something Valerie's friend said, 84 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,663 and then Amara and Simon got upset with me. 85 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,872 But none of that matters. 86 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,790 What matters is... 87 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,458 everything's better when you're by my side. 88 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,802 You're not just my emotional-support dog. 89 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,800 You're part of my family. 90 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,046 Part of your family? 91 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,019 [sighs] 92 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:33,647 So... 93 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,571 - what do you say? - I say... 94 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,201 - it's good to be back home. - Oh. 95 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,280 [chuckles] 96 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,365 Ew. You smell like dumpster vomit. 97 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,622 Yeah, I get that a lot. 98 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,076 - [cheers] - Whoo-whoo. 99 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,959 [sing-song] Okay. I'm ready. 100 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,967 Oh, boy. Noah, give me a second. 101 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:03,389 - So there's been a change of plans. - What? 102 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,559 Uh, Noah apologized. Something about Valerie's friend. 103 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,099 - Anyway... - I hate you. 104 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,853 Yeah, that's fair. See you around. 105 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,395 [barks] 106 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,935 [laughter] 107 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,185 Married to my cat. We-- Um, we just live together. 108 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,987 In a normal human- cat situation. It, um... 109 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:27,414 Ach, I wish you hadn't dragged me into this mess. 110 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:31,003 Now all my cat friends are gonna be like, "Yo, Dane, what up with your loser human?" 111 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,960 We-We-We really should be getting to that gym because-- Aah. 112 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,381 [fast forwards tape] 113 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,341 [man] Meyers might be the principal, 114 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,971 but it's pretty clear who's running this school. 115 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,801 - [rewinds tape] - Meyers might be the principal... 116 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,556 but it's pretty clear who's running this school. 117 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,848 Have no idea who's running this school. 118 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,062 You are acting cray right now. 119 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,306 [nasally whine] 120 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,652 Why couldn't I have become an accountant like father wanted? 121 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,108 [purrs] 122 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:03,914 What? 123 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:06,990 It can't be. 124 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:11,288 A flea? But I give you pills. 125 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,911 Yeah, about that. 126 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,327 I pretend to eat them 127 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,875 and then spit them in your coffee when you're not looking. 128 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:20,089 Also, the fleas are probably from the street cat I've been seeing. 129 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,921 Okay, several street cats. 130 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,377 [sighs] Okay, perfect. 131 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,927 I guess we'll have to cancel your salon appointment. 132 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,141 Let's get you out of here before this spreads. 133 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,607 Uh-oh. The last time I saw that smile, 134 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:46,114 you put me in a Leonardo DiCaprio look-alike contest. 135 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,197 [chuckles] 136 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,292 So... 137 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,790 - last night was-- - Awful. 138 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,962 I told you that party would be dumb. 139 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,001 So dumb. The dumbest. 140 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,256 You psyched about the performance tonight? 141 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,590 I can't believe it sold out. 142 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,340 It did? 143 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,468 Oh. I forgot. You're not on the Gram. 144 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,636 The video of you singing got reposted by Channel 4 News. 145 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,765 Everyone in town is coming tonight. 146 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,395 Everyone in town? 147 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:21,609 Yep. Well, technically, not everyone. 148 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,191 My Uncle Ross went to an all-you-can-eat sushi place 149 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,697 and got mercury poisoning. 150 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,316 So, like, nearly everyone, but it is going to be packed. 151 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,528 Okay, Simon, I get it. 152 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:35,203 Hey, guys. 153 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,919 I... just... wanted... 154 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,335 to... say... 155 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:48,838 You got this. 156 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,972 Just... say anything. 157 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,097 Anytime. 158 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,731 Speak. 159 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,193 I have to go study my lines for tonight. 160 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,237 I too have something important to do 161 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,410 that needs to happen at this very moment. 162 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,663 Don't stress, but now you have to run after them Tom Cruise-style. 163 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,577 People always love that. 164 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,013 Or... maybe we just take a moment. 165 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,716 Noah! How'd it go? 166 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,890 Noah? 167 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,973 How'd it go? 168 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,484 Noah! 169 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,982 We're just getting our feelings out, Dad. 170 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,479 Okay, I'm getting the vibe 171 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:48,436 that things maybe didn't go so great with Simon and Amara. 172 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,525 They never want to talk to me again. 173 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,699 No, sweetie. 174 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,504 Um... you and your friends are gonna figure this out. 175 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,619 - Yeah. - Sometimes people need a little space. 176 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,417 Yeah, like your mom did summer of '05. 177 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,712 When are you gonna get over that? 178 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,505 It's hard to get over having your heart ripped out of your chest. 179 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,419 I thought we were talking about me. 180 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:11,428 - Sorry. - Yes. 181 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,969 You know, I was thinking 182 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,603 maybe I shouldn't go to the show tonight. 183 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,602 - What? - No. You can't bail on the show. 184 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,975 You're the... 185 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,398 Second assistant prop master. 186 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,730 Second assistant prop master. 187 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,856 That's so important. 188 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,193 [text alert] 189 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:34,278 - Oh. Uh, I just got a text from Logan. - Why are you getting texts from him? 190 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,865 Somebody just bought your sculpture. 191 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,491 For hella hundos? 192 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,748 Pretty close. 193 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,959 Dad, that's awesome! 194 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:44,169 - That's great, huh? - Hey. 195 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,250 - [chuckles] - Dad sold his statue? 196 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,257 Does that mean that we can finally go to Paris? 197 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,297 Mm, I do look good in a beret. 198 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,010 [mutters] 199 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,268 Man, this tree looks so real. I'm gonna pee on it. 200 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,269 Don't even think about it, Dude. 201 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,271 [whines] 202 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,227 Amara. Thirty minutes to show time. 203 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,284 Amara? 204 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,110 [Amara] I'm not going on. 205 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,783 Tell Tinsley she can do tonight. 206 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,873 Amara, please open the door. 207 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,949 This is all my fault. 208 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,995 I have to do something. 209 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,328 Oh, we got this. 210 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,998 - You know, my mom once said-- - Go away! 211 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:29,003 - [bangs door] - Just need to get some backup. 212 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:29,956 Uh, yep. 213 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,586 [boy] I know, right? It's so stupid. 214 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,593 - Right? - What's your hurry? 215 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,847 He probably has to throw up. 216 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,098 [all snicker] 217 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,390 [makes vomit noises] 218 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,394 I'm a lover not a fighter, but say the word, and I'll bite that kid. 219 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,323 [heart beating] 220 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,280 Back off! 221 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,450 It's our girl. 222 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,742 We were just joking around, Val. 223 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,373 [sighs] Confirming why I never thought of you as my funny friend. 224 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,826 Whatever. Let's go. 225 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,839 You okay? 226 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,804 Totally. Why wouldn't I be? 227 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,723 Because a kid was just making vomit noises at you. 228 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,130 Oh. Right. 229 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,552 That. 230 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,507 Sorry for what happened at my party. 231 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,018 I just wish I'd known you weren't feeling good. 232 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:25,941 It's all right. 233 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,484 You were... too busy talking to Tia. 234 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,275 Ooh. 235 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,319 You heard that. 236 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:40,067 I hope you know that's what she thinks, but it's not what I think. 237 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,330 Yeah, Dude is awesome. 238 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,410 Preach. 239 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,544 But you're awesome, too. 240 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,417 So I'll see you tonight at the musical? 241 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,752 The musical. 242 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,007 Uh, I-- I got to go. 243 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,379 - But I-- I just... - Later! 244 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,465 Okay. 245 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,007 Enjoy the show. 246 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,184 Enjoy the show. 247 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,846 Hey. 248 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,733 Enjoy the show. Love is a myth. 249 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,603 Look, I get why you're mad. 250 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,435 I didn't realize Amara liked me 251 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,614 until right before we went into the party. 252 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,739 But don't worry. She completely hates me now. 253 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,911 Enjoy the show. 254 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,025 Please ignore this backstabber to my left. 255 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,001 I'll just give you boys some space. 256 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,869 Ah. 257 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,127 Dude. There you are. 258 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,209 Hey, pal. 259 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,304 You talking to me? 260 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,050 Aw, you are such a good boy. 261 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,011 Yeah, good boy. 262 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,140 [chuckles] 263 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,888 Ah. Just... so cute. 264 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,635 Okay, that was super-weird. 265 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,189 Fine. Stay mad. 266 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,685 I'm only here 'cause something's wrong with Amara. 267 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,645 Is she hurt? Is she sick? 268 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,073 Did she finally run over the director with the wheelchair? 269 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,532 All I know is she's locked herself in her dressing room. 270 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,486 Then what are you waiting for? Let's go. 271 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,334 Enjoy the show. 272 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,785 Amara, it's Noah. 273 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,712 - And Simon. - And Dude. 274 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,131 I know you're still mad at me. 275 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,920 Yeah, we're both still mad at you. 276 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:22,092 Can you please just open the door so we can talk? 277 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,558 Okay, stand back. I've seen this done in movies. 278 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,024 [yells] Ow. 279 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,152 [groans] 280 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,401 Hi. 281 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:46,031 I was under the impression that the door was locked. 282 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,333 Do these guys know how to make an entrance or what? 283 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,503 I still can't believe our Noah 284 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,252 is second assistant prop master for the school musical. 285 00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,505 You guys do realize that he'll be backstage the entire time 286 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,299 and won't even know we're here. 287 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,013 - We're not leaving. - Ay. 288 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,928 - So, based on the program... - Mm-hmm. 289 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,353 ...this musical is about Elliot's little sister Gertie, 290 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,892 who's now grown up and considered the town eccentric 291 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,307 for trying to contact E.T. and bring him back. 292 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,022 It's the sequel we've all been craving. 293 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:24,034 Amara, if this is about what happened at the party, 294 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,534 I am so-- 295 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:30,044 Slow down, egomaniac. This has nothing to do with you. 296 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,409 Seriously. Full of yourself much? 297 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,291 It's actually all Simon's fault. 298 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,544 - What? - You're the one who told me 299 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,706 the entire town is coming to the show tonight. 300 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,460 Except for my uncle. 301 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,669 Mercury poisoning. 302 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,262 Well, that's exciting, right? 303 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,595 It's one thing to perform in front of our school, but... 304 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,638 in front of everyone we know, including my dentist? 305 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,694 I just can't do it. 306 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,194 Okay. Well... 307 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,702 my therapist... 308 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,991 always asks me... 309 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,909 "What's the worst thing that could happen?" 310 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,905 Let's see. Amara forgets the words, then everyone boos. 311 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,536 - She cries onstage-- - Everything you just said. 312 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,585 Minus the crying. I haven't cried 313 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,970 since I came out of my mom's belly via C-section in the booth of an IHOP. 314 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,549 That sounds horrifying. 315 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,894 I just feel like... 316 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,684 if I can overcome my fear of facing you guys 317 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,474 after what happened at the party-- 318 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,937 Yeah, I heard you threw up. 319 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,478 You did? 320 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,315 That's awful. 321 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,398 Yes. 322 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,442 It was pretty awful. 323 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,573 But... my point is that... 324 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,490 if I can stand here with you guys now, 325 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,704 then you, Amara, 326 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,195 the most fearless person I know, 327 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,367 can go out on that stage and sing. 328 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,915 Sorry. This itch is just killing me. 329 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,963 - You're forgetting one key thing. - What? 330 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,049 You have Dude. 331 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,678 If I go up on that stage... 332 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,682 I'll be all by myself. 333 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,271 But what if you weren't by yourself? 334 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,057 But... I will be. 335 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,653 Okay, but... 336 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,152 - what if you-- - Don't say it again. 337 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,237 Weren't. 338 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,907 [Amara sighs] 339 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,954 Okay, Embry, it's starting. 340 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,825 But Ally just texted me that T. Swift is cooler than Beyoncé. 341 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,424 I can't just let that slide. 342 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,999 Embry, now. 343 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,224 [bang] 344 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,051 Is that? 345 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,926 Noah. 346 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,024 [heavy breathing] 347 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,138 Everything's okay. 348 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,228 Just pretend they're all in their underwear. 349 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,192 What are they doing? 350 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,645 This play just got a lot more exciting. 351 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,485 He can't be up there. He's gonna have a panic attack. 352 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,657 [hyperventilating] 353 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,573 ♪ E.T. ♪ 354 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,611 ♪ Every time I try to tell them ♪ 355 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,106 ♪ They rebuff me ♪ 356 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,488 ♪ E.T. ♪ 357 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,584 ♪ Elliott tells me it's absurd ♪ 358 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,499 ♪ E.T. ♪ 359 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,000 ♪ Earth to Gertie ♪ 360 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,082 ♪ Not a word ♪ 361 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,416 ♪ He's had enough, see ♪ 362 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,253 ♪ You think I'm lost in my own world ♪ 363 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,338 ♪ But I'm lost in yours ♪ 364 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,344 ♪ E.T. ♪ 365 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,715 ♪ He's the alien, but they alienate me ♪ 366 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,974 ♪ E.T. ♪ 367 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,515 ♪ You can't phone home When your home thinks you're phony ♪ 368 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,230 ♪ Dissect my memories ♪ 369 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,400 ♪ Like a high-school laboratory ♪ 370 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,439 ♪ Tried to guess, I felt the red light ♪ 371 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,823 ♪ Put my thoughts in quarantine ♪ 372 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,280 - ♪ Remember ♪ - [audience] Aw... 373 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,530 - ♪ You try to put together pieces ♪ - [laughs] 374 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,873 ♪ Remember... ♪ - I hope this audience has seen E.T., 375 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,120 or there's no way they get what's going on up here. 376 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,872 ♪...for you What happened there that night ♪ 377 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,915 ♪ Like riding a bike But you forgot the ride ♪ 378 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,877 ♪ I see him all the time In my mind saying ♪ 379 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,342 ♪ I'll be right here ♪ 380 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,261 ♪ 'Cause if he comes when he comes They'll all believe me ♪ 381 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,881 ♪ I'll be right here ♪ 382 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,138 ♪ I wouldn't be alone at home ♪ 383 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,220 ♪ My brothers would be right here ♪ 384 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,772 ♪ Remember ♪ 385 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,020 ♪ Try to put together pieces ♪ 386 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,023 ♪ Remember ♪ 387 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,114 ♪ Follow the trail of Reese's ♪ 388 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,820 ♪ I can Speak & Spell it out for you ♪ 389 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,611 ♪ What happened there that night ♪ 390 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,065 ♪ Like riding a bike ♪ 391 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,826 ♪ But don't forget the ♪ 392 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,658 ♪ Ride ♪ 393 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,707 Yes! Yes! [laughs] 394 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,095 [overlapping chatter] 395 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,985 [Marvin] Noah! 396 00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:01,033 Oh. I can't believe you sang onstage. 397 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,986 We just did it to support Amara. 398 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,662 Thankfully, she only needed us for one song. 399 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,327 Well, I've never seen a better singing Elliot in my life. 400 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,706 Except for the five other singing Elliots onstage. 401 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,593 But you were pretty good. 402 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,629 Aw, what a picture-perfect family. 403 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,136 Now will someone please scratch my butt? Unh. 404 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,221 We'll meet you at Grandma's to celebrate. 405 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,846 We're so proud of you. 406 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,775 Looks like you've got a ton of adoring fans. 407 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,740 One is from Mrs.Wakowski, one is from Ms. Fleckburg, 408 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,994 and the other seven or so are from my family. 409 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,206 They want to take me out for celebratory ice cream, but... 410 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,959 I told them I had plans with my friends. 411 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,344 So... 412 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,343 we're friends again? 413 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,840 Last night, I wanted to flatten you with my wheelchair, but tonight... 414 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,852 you reminded me what a great friend you are. 415 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,930 And I think that's how we should stay. 416 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:08,933 Friends. 417 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,851 Well, it means a lot to me to be your friend. 418 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,227 Ah. Man, I can't stay mad at you, either, bro. 419 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,066 Oh. Uhh... 420 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,821 Wait. Why were you mad at Noah? 421 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,117 Uh... 422 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:27,288 because I accidentally ripped the tail off of his cat costume. 423 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,293 - It was a rental. - Sorry. 424 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,542 Speaking of costumes, you know you can take that off now, right? 425 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,625 Oh, yeah. It's actually really comfortable. 426 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,381 Also, I can't find my pants. 427 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,639 Just think. A few months ago, 428 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,640 Amara wasn't a musical-theater star. 429 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,310 Simon wasn't bully-free on the bus. 430 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,478 And I wasn't... 431 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,231 Able to stand in a school hallway without screaming and running away? 432 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,685 [both chuckle] 433 00:21:58,775 --> 00:21:59,815 But here we are now. 434 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:01,901 Best friends. 435 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,621 We are going to rule this school by years end. 436 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,913 I love these kids. 437 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,538 Even the loud one. 438 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,794 Ah, there he is. 439 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,336 There has been a flea outbreak, 440 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,671 and there's only one mutt they could've come from. 441 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,721 Why is everyone staring at me? 442 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,854 I suggest you... check his fur. 443 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,565 - Fleas. - Ah, yeah, that explains the itching. 444 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,414 I knew it. I knew it. 445 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,080 Which is why I already alerted the school board, 446 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,999 and they told me that Dude is to stay off school property... 447 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,792 indefinitely. 448 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,122 [hyperventilating] 449 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,127 [heart pounding] 450 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,300 Just when things were going well. 451 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,136 [Layup] ♪ All the best things that I've seen ♪ 452 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:15,975 ♪ In all the most-wonderful hues ♪ 453 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,731 ♪ All the best sights that I see ♪ 454 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,815 ♪ I see with you ♪ 455 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,491 ♪ All ♪ 456 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,827 ♪ All ♪ 457 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,158 ♪ All ♪ 458 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,248 ♪ All the best ♪ 459 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,999 ♪ All the best streets ♪ 460 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,088 ♪ I drove down ♪ 461 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:49,179 ♪ All the towns I've wandered through ♪ 462 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,716 ♪ All the best ones ♪ 463 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,555 ♪ Are all better with you ♪ 464 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:02,149 ♪ All ♪ 465 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,859 ♪ All ♪ 466 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,067 ♪ All ♪ 467 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,741 ♪ All the best ♪ 468 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,125 ♪ All ♪