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克拉克森農場趣

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第二十章:痛苦

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{\an8}麗莎攝影機

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{\an8}珊莎,跟好

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{\an8}跟好,小狗,不行,過來

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{\an8}亂來

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{\an8}豬仔小隊

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{\an8}小豬,你們好嗎?

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小豬

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這些是小母豬,牠們很愛玩

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這些是懷孕的母豬

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現在是三月初,豬仔小隊的豬仔潮

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隨時會襲來

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你要生了嗎?

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此外,由於時值三月
卡勒布也忙著春作

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而我想出一個點子,也許能幫上忙

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空間快不夠了,這裡頭是什麼?

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肥料

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什麼?搞什麼?

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對,我買了氣墊船

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解釋一下

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你們都知道,我很愛氣墊船

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我的計畫是...他還不知道

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我知道你很震驚

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–有一點
–這是給你的

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雖然聽起來很奇怪
我真的不是在亂說

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氣墊船種田去

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氣墊船正在努力成為農民最好的朋友

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輪軸上沒有多餘的重量

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卡車在泥濘的路面上行動自如

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這表示農民
可以照自己的時間完成工作

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而一般曳引車辦不到這點

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你會遇到無可救藥的情況

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只能發脾氣

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快去弄一台帶有側裙的氣墊卡車吧

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劇終

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我的計畫很簡單

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如果用氣墊船來為作物噴灑肥料...

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很完美

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...就能擺脫一般噴灑器

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所需要的農場軌道

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這樣就能在原本
鋪設農場軌道的地方種植農作物

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我昨晚算過了

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你知道這座農場的
農場軌道有多長嗎?

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–多長?
–87公里

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–什麼?
–軌道87公里長

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差不多這麼寬,所以總共是...

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我算了沒能栽種農作物所損失的金額

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一年是5200鎊

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有了這個,就不需要農場軌道了

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顯然我得向卡勒布解釋,操作氣墊船

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比開曳引機要難一點

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–有兩具引擎
–好

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這是抬升引擎,會將側裙充氣

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然後抬升起來後

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啟動右側引擎

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這是油門

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–好,那不是煞車?
–現在...

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不是,沒有煞車

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好嗎?這是手把

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–會開啟後面的阻力板
–好

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那不會有任何差別

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–好
–完全沒有差別

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如果看到障礙物
然後打開,你還是會撞上去

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你必須往旁邊倒
所以基本上要這樣開

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往旁邊倒,像這樣

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–這樣就會轉向?
–會讓船往右走

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然後這樣倒

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盡量讓重心往外偏

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–這樣就會轉向
–這樣就會轉向,加上...

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–那個
–...手把

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但是基本上
這沒有煞車,也沒有轉向系統

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開始噴灑前先讓我試試好嗎?

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好,這是好主意

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這樣指使你真爽

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開始動了

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往旁邊倒

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等等,我在倒了

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我的天啊

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拜託,你應該走直線才對

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這樣根本沒用,你這是在繞圈子

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我...轉

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往旁邊靠

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往旁邊靠,催油門

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我的年輕徒弟表現很好

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–我懂了
–好

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掉下來了,他掉下船了

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我不太好

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少來了,你這個小丑

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我得學會開這玩意兒,去噴灑肥料

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轉...

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你看,船只是在小麥上滑行

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轉...快轉

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只要裝上噴灑器,施肥

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轉...

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得先教他怎麼停下來

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駕訓課圓滿結束

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該來測試氣墊船
作為肥料噴灑機使用的效果了

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跟你說,你看起來超蠢的

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這是液態...

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肥料

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液態氮,腐蝕性極強

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{\an8}等卡勒布將我訂製的肥料桶裝滿後

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{\an8}米納爾優質商品,芒果甜酸醬

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我們就準備好開始了

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準備好了嗎?

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好了

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上吧,我的年輕徒弟

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開始噴了...

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我越來越上手了

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還不錯,稍微往左走

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好,馬上來

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但就在整整75秒後...

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卡勒布,肥料還在噴嗎?

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沒有

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他媽的

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噴完了?

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空了

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–這塊田多大?
–八公頃

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這樣肥料得補充幾次?

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25次

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你在開玩笑吧

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全部噴完大概需要八小時

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那表示我得穿著這套蠢衣服八小時

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拜託,我覺得應該繼續用噴灑器

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你能幫我脫掉衣服嗎?

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卡

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顯然我需要在氣墊船上
放更大的肥料桶

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這表示船需要更有力的引擎

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來應付額外的重量

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那是一項大工程,而我們沒時間

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因為就在隔天,冬天回來了

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接下來的那個晚上,豬舍的攝影機

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顯示其中一頭豬媽媽準備要生了

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來看看牠情況如何

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妳看,是真的豬仔耶

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這是牠的第一個孩子

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我想我們有問題了

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擔心豬仔找不到乳頭喝奶

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於是麗莎進去幫忙

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天啊,那裡有個乳頭

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牠吸住了,很好,小傢伙

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今天是3月10日,天氣不該這麼冷

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氣候正在改變,得有人...

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討論這件事,因為真的很嚴重

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這是我經營農場至今最棒的一部分

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會有幾隻?

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這隻有幾個乳頭?16個嗎?

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–對,16個
–所以牠可能會生16隻

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然而這份喜悅很快就變成了擔憂

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因為一個多小時過去
卻沒有其他豬仔出生

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加油,媽媽

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一隻還不夠

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加油,你可以的

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聽說牠們生小孩像放連珠砲似的

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就像連珠...

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加油,媽媽

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牠很吃力

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這頭豬好像非常痛苦

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–獸醫沒接電話
–這裡是語音信箱...

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卡勒布也沒接,可惡

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最後,有一位獸醫接起電話

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–喂
–妳好

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我是無名農場的傑瑞米克拉克森

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你好,怎麼了?

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我們有一頭母豬
一小時20分鐘前生了一頭豬仔

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現在好像很痛苦

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之後再也沒有動靜

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生產間隔一小時20分鐘
這樣正常嗎?還是該擔心了?

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你說一小時20分鐘嗎?

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對

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通常會快很多

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牠有在用力,還是不斷走動?

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看起來會不舒服嗎?

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我覺得牠不舒服

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但麗莎一直說,人類...

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應該說所有生物
生產的時候都是這樣

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牠一直抖動、呼氣

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我覺得看起來挺痛苦的

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但我是男人,我完全搞不清楚狀況

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好

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麗莎回農場去找橡膠手套

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她很樂意把手伸進去
檢查一下,摸摸看

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對,也許最好先這麼做

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因為你們比較能
先摸摸看有沒有狀況

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所以沒錯,你們那裡有潤滑劑嗎?

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麗莎會拿潤滑劑過來

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–這段別播
–好

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沒關係,如果能把手伸進去
看能不能摸到豬仔

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如果摸到前腿或後腿

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感覺姿勢正常的話

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可以稍微拉一下

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好,謝了,珍妮,保重,拜拜

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我拿了那些,還有...

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非常好

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我不知道能不能摸到什麼
我比較喜歡這個

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好,快點進去吧

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–已經快兩小時了
–好

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–根據珍妮所說
–是

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把手伸進去

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–好
–如果摸到腿或頭

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就試著把牠扭出來

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如果身體是側著,就得打給她

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好乖,乖女孩

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真是抱歉

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牠停下來了,完全停下來了

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好,我進去了

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–怎麼樣?
–進去了

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–天啊,牠們好深
–摸得到豬仔嗎?

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我沒有...不,我什麼都摸不到

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牠們在很深的地方

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–我要再打給珍妮
–請打給珍妮,我...

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好,不,妳做得好

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我們要不給牠打催產素
那有時候會有幫助

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或先把牠扶起來走走

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什麼?扶牠起來

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如果讓牠稍微走走

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有時可以刺激牠

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好的,很好

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有夠冷

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來吧,豬

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牠不會出來的,都在分娩了

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獸醫說走走就好嗎?

224
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,800
妳分娩的時候
如果有人帶著麥當勞走過來

225
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,280
妳才不會說:“好,我跟著走”

226
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,560
–絕對不會...牠來了
–不,但是牠...

227
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,480
真不敢相信

228
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:31,280
牠已經在分娩
但還是為了麥當勞出來

229
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,440
我和我的小豬仔在培養感情

230
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,640
不行,別讓牠進來

231
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,440
不行,牠踩著我

232
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,080
他媽的不行,這是怎麼回事?

233
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,520
我無法應付...我被豬打敗了,老天

234
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,280
我和豬在摔角比賽

235
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,560
–進去吧
–麗莎

236
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,320
我們得讓牠出來走走

237
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,360
獸醫是這麼說的

238
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,320
麗莎

239
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,600
牠出現劇烈的收縮

240
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,960
牠出去走過了,我想應該不...

241
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,000
牠才沒出來走,只是一直...

242
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,120
換作是我,妳絕對不會說那是走路

243
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,040
要來了...有豬仔要來了,對

244
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,760
在冒煙了...

245
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,680
有蒸氣

246
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,760
是一頭大豬仔

247
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,360
來吧,過來

248
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,280
過來,滑不溜丟的小妹

249
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,200
兩隻了

250
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,040
放屁了,又有一頭豬仔要出來了

251
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,000
–是嗎?
–對

252
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,480
豬要來了...

253
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,080
很好,妳瞧,三號小豬

254
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,000
麗莎,牠連著媽媽

255
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,880
–怎麼辦?
–什麼?

256
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,520
牠身上有條繩子

257
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,760
沒關係,那是臍帶
是生產過程的一部分

258
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,040
–去舔吧
–天啊,牠好可愛

259
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,880
三頭小豬

260
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,040
好媽媽

261
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,080
在接下來的幾個小時裡
又有七頭小豬出生

262
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,320
小睡片刻後

263
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,200
我們回來查看狀況

264
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,560
豬仔早安

265
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,440
好樣的,媽媽

266
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,000
–十隻豬仔,怎麼了?
–傑瑞米?

267
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,280
這裡有一隻沒在動
往這裡看,你能進去嗎?

268
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,120
糟糕

269
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,760
–不好了
–親愛的,牠們沒事吧?

270
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,520
不,這隻又大又健康,你...

271
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,680
你是不是被壓到了?

272
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,880
不好了

273
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,360
麗莎

274
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,080
牠又坐到另一隻身上了

275
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,160
–你看
–牠顯然把牠們壓死了

276
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,240
牠們好完美

277
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,280
你是個可愛的大寶寶

278
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,360
而你是隻討喜的小母豬

279
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,680
這裡有二、三、四、五

280
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,240
等等,七隻,牠壓在其中一隻身上?

281
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,960
–只有七隻,牠...
–好,那是...

282
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,400
可惡...還有一隻去哪了?

283
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,480
好,我覺得...

284
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,160
我覺得牠又壓在其中一隻身上了

285
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,760
–好,對
–對,在那裡,牠的後面

286
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,920
他媽的,牠又壓死小豬了

287
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,000
–你真是個爛媽媽
–在那裡

288
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,600
–牠不是
–明明就是,牠壓在一隻上面

289
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,680
–那兩隻就是這樣死的
–但牠很難過

290
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,880
在那裡

291
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,880
三、四、五、六、七、八
對,全部都...

292
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,840
–現在好多了
–對

293
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,800
但你不能坐在孩子身上啊

294
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,720
妳知道我們這週
每天晚上都要這樣搞吧?

295
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,800
我們算是搞砸了,對吧?

296
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,880
–沒錯
–對

297
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,160
果不其然,當天晚上...

298
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,160
另一頭母豬開始生產

299
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,840
但是這窩只有三隻

300
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,160
媽媽,你好嗎?

301
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,800
現在...

302
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,640
第一頭生了十隻

303
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,760
壓死了兩隻,所以剩下八隻

304
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,280
9、10、11

305
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,440
還有一隻今天早上出生

306
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,360
所以是12隻

307
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,840
牠有夠巨大

308
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,720
瞧瞧你,對

309
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:19,480
有隻笨拙豬
坐在兩隻豬仔身上壓死牠們

310
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:24,480
原本保證會生
10到16隻豬仔的瑞士豬

311
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,960
結果只生了三隻,現在還有巨大豬

312
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,480
那是...怎麼發生的?

313
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,480
我剛剛跟攝影師說話不過兩秒鐘

314
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,680
回頭一看,又有一隻出來了

315
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,560
這是一頭好豬,生得很順利

316
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,720
麗莎及時抵達,見證巨大豬生出老三

317
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,320
又一隻

318
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,760
出來吧,快點...

319
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,480
接近中午時
巨大豬已經生了十隻豬仔

320
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,000
由於有生產的經驗

321
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,520
看起來駕輕就熟

322
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,920
幹得好,媽媽

323
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,280
不過,我們晚點過去查看時

324
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,480
有一、二、三、四
五、六、七、八、九

325
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,560
他媽的

326
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:29,920
不好了

327
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,320
我受不了了

328
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,080
又一隻

329
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,720
–牠顯然把牠壓死了,對吧?
–對

330
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,200
接著我們去查看其他豬媽媽

331
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,000
–這裡剩下八隻...
–對

332
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,160
因為有兩隻死了

333
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,240
–只有七隻
–對

334
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,920
不可能又壓死一隻了吧?

335
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,880
不好了

336
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,160
他媽的

337
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,400
天啊,真令人難過

338
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,560
最重要的是,我們已經失去四隻豬仔

339
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720
而兩個多月前

340
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,760
突然出生的五隻豬仔也死了三隻

341
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,040
牠們真可愛

342
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,400
–已經死了七隻豬仔
–總共有...

343
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,000
28隻,其中四分之一死了

344
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,320
我們哪裡做錯了?

345
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,000
由於擔心我們犯下可怕的錯誤...

346
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,240
–你好嗎?
–嗨

347
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,280
–凡妮莎
–我很好

348
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,160
我們請教了鄰居凡妮莎和安迪

349
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,560
他們多年來一直是養豬大戶

350
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,560
七隻豬仔被壓死
相當於25%死亡率

351
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,880
這算很多吧?

352
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,920
是的,但那是怎麼...

353
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,160
–豬媽媽壓在上面
–好吧,這並不罕見

354
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,880
牠們一般來說是很糟糕的母親

355
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,880
–對
–有些更糟糕

356
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,920
這個品種一般都很糟糕

357
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,560
–對,我是說...
–是的,豬一般來說都是

358
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,560
–牠們都...
–對

359
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,000
如果是小型豬舍

360
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,960
或是跟其他母豬待在大房子裡

361
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:20,240
其他母豬會告訴
壓住自己寶寶的母豬...

362
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,040
–對了...
–牠們會大聲咆哮

363
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,560
不會...牠們會發現

364
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,040
如果有個壞媽媽
其他母豬會告訴牠

365
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,160
消化完這些資訊後
我們接著找卡勒布聊聊

366
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,520
最大的問題在於豬仔很冷

367
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,000
媽媽躺下時...

368
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,440
媽媽站起來去吃東西時
豬仔會覺得...

369
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,240
“媽的,好冷”

370
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,800
全擠在一起,然後母豬回來

371
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,680
牠們就會自動尋找溫暖處

372
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,000
所以母豬躺下時
牠們會設法盡快取暖

373
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,800
–找媽媽
–你明白我的意思嗎?

374
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,400
–昨晚有夠冷
–對,那是主要的問題

375
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,080
就是這樣才失去這麼多豬仔
不是因為你這個養豬人很糟糕

376
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,800
你很優秀,而我很客氣

377
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,320
–你的確很優秀
–很好

378
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,040
這下我們知道豬仔為什麼會死亡

379
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,560
但我們不曉得該怎麼應對

380
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,800
那天晚上,我們又失去了一隻

381
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,680
而且還遇到了一個新問題

382
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,400
因為剩下的懷孕母豬

383
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:25,040
絲毫沒有臨盆的跡象

384
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,320
牠甚至還沒開始泌乳
怎麼會延遲這麼久?

385
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,400
搞不好牠很難懷孕

386
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,320
該給牠取名為男爵嗎?

387
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,720
男爵夫人

388
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,560
–這是妳最喜歡的一頭
–對,牠是我朋友,牠好溫柔

389
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,160
牠好可愛

390
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,080
而且牠吃很少

391
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,000
所以我們找來獸醫珍妮

392
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,200
–這是我們的病豬
–牠很漂亮

393
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,400
聽說牠不太有食慾
這對誰都不是好消息

394
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,040
–那應該是因為...
–對

395
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,360
麗莎毫無疑問會安排
讓牠搭乘豪華救護車離開

396
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,520
然後送進小豬療養院

397
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,360
裡頭還有串流電視看

398
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,680
食物擺在牠面前已經12小時了?

399
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:20,080
更久?18小時?
牠就坐在那裡,一動也不動

400
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,800
牠會稍微伸出舌頭吃一點

401
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,640
四處聞聞,沒有豬的吃樣

402
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,800
對,這讓我覺得牠...

403
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,960
不太對勁

404
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,040
牠確實看起來不太開心

405
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,480
–對
–從牠移動的方式來看

406
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,880
牠的肺聽起來呼吸有點刺耳聲

407
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,000
所以我在想牠可能有點感染

408
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,800
我可能會採取的方法是給牠消炎藥

409
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,400
和抗生素,再看情況如何

410
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,880
抱歉,親愛的,你不會喜歡這個的

411
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,400
好乖

412
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,600
好,打完了

413
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,640
幹得好

414
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,320
牠懷孕了吧?

415
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,280
牠的肚子確實看起來很垂

416
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,600
這顯示牠可能懷孕了,所以這樣很好

417
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,520
乖女孩

418
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,360
–謝謝
–如果牠沒好轉就打給我

419
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,480
好,會的

420
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,880
當我們焦急等待男爵夫人開始分娩時

421
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,320
我們周圍發生了更大的事件

422
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:33,600
一名政府督察抵達西牛津郡區議會

423
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,600
裁決我們對於執行通知提出的上訴

424
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,800
西牛津郡區議會會議
主題:無名農場上訴

425
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,040
我們被建議不要出席

426
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:48,520
因此我們加緊腳步
確保農場商店裡的一切

427
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:54,040
全部來自本地
符合區議會要求,並且完全合法

428
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,000
這是我們剛滿16歲的員工奈德

429
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,560
在他的小廚房裡做的餅乾

430
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,320
燕麥脆片,附近那個女生做的

431
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,280
麵粉來自那邊的田

432
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,600
這些是我們的廚房自產的

433
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,520
去角質皂

434
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,880
這是鄰居做的

435
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,880
這是維克多太太做的

436
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,640
蜂蜜來自維克多

437
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,960
維克多太太
則用我們的蜂蜜製作肥皂

438
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,960
這是用我們的辣椒製作的美味肉乾

439
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,600
我們今年種了更多辣椒

440
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,320
這些是奇平諾頓
一位本地烘焙師傅做的

441
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,040
這是用我們的小麥做的

442
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,360
這裡呢,這是巴福德釀造的琴酒

443
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,000
陶器是一位本地女士製作的

444
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
這是我們過去的辣椒...

445
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,120
妳知道節目只有40分鐘

446
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,680
–妳已經用掉28分鐘了
–那就閉嘴

447
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,440
巴斯特食品

448
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,440
同樣重要的,是我們漢堡餐車的未來

449
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,160
因為餐廳沒了

450
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,720
這裡成為唯一能販售
牛肉和豬肉來賺錢的地方

451
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,680
主廚,我要一份漢堡
一份松露和一份帕瑪森乳酪

452
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,400
謝謝

453
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,960
負責經營餐車的安妮
當天出席了區議會聽證會

454
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,080
提出抗辯,好繼續經營生意

455
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,760
說吧,什麼情形?

456
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,960
那是個大房間,最後面

457
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,560
有12排座位,一排能坐8個人

458
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,040
中間有走道

459
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,480
一邊是區議會和法律代表

460
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,680
然後聽證會主席

461
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,400
坐在最遠,往下看著所有人

462
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,120
–他有鬍子嗎?
–沒有

463
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,440
那就好

464
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,240
進去之後,因為停車位少之又少
我遲了幾分鐘

465
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,160
真是諷刺

466
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,480
總之進去之後,我找到位子
坐在生產牛奶的艾瑪旁邊

467
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,880
–對
–所以我想,至少有個盟友了

468
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,080
後來他說
“在場有人想發表意見嗎?”

469
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,680
我站起來說:“我叫安娜貝爾葛雷”

470
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,680
“我在農村社區長大

471
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,680
“大半輩子都住在鄉下

472
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,800
“現在我在無名農場後方
經營外燴餐車”

473
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,840
就在這時候,房間裡出現了...

474
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,360
–這種聲音
–環繞四周

475
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,840
我心想:“天啊,開始了”

476
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,840
我說我對此很有熱忱

477
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,080
“這些東西可能會是很大一筆資產”

478
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,400
我說:“對,那不完美
我沒有隱瞞任何事

479
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,960
“我們的確有些事需要處理
但是沒人想動手

480
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,720
“因為沒人知道你們接下來
會對哪裡不滿意

481
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,320
“所以給我們基礎建設
讓那裡變好”

482
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,400
沒錯,他們說只能有一間廁所
那樣就夠了

483
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,320
他們也說我們只能有九個停車位
這樣就夠了

484
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,000
我剛剛看到那個區議會的人說

485
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,840
有十個停車位的話

486
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,240
“大家開進來,下車
有五分鐘的時間四處跑

487
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,720
“想買東西的話
五分鐘內買完上車,然後離開”

488
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,480
–五分鐘內進出
–五分鐘內,對

489
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,520
所以要是有身障人士過來

490
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,000
不知道動作是能多快

491
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
下次幫他計時吧,“你有五分鐘...”

492
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,240
妳覺得結果會是如何?

493
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,720
他們還想宣稱這不是農場商店嗎?

494
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,120
對,他們說雖然有人會來買東西

495
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,720
但這裡其實是娛樂休閒設施

496
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,880
這是我最不爽的地方,因為...

497
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,080
–我看著那些東西...
–每樣東西

498
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,080
“我知道麵包是哪來的
小麥、啤酒都是”

499
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,480
{\an8}所有東西都是
然後往那裡看到妳在做生意

500
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,000
{\an8}“烹煮好的肉就是在那裡放在麵包裡

501
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,120
–“麵包是用本地小麥製作的”
–事先做的

502
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,320
這完全就是農場的運作

503
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,120
不可否認,一開始的時候

504
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,720
我們是有點玩票性質,但是現在...

505
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,880
我覺得最好笑的是區議會說

506
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,480
“人們會不去光顧其他
更好的農場商店”,妳會覺得...

507
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,320
–我們的牛是吃草的
–對

508
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,520
以最高品質的方式飼養整個冬天

509
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:40,160
結果區議會卻多管閒事地說

510
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,760
“但你可以去其他農場商店
他們的產品品質更好”

511
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,120
而且如果他們要妳關門
我們就沒辦法...

512
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,080
妳關門的話,我們就完了

513
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,960
無論如何,非常謝謝妳...

514
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,880
查靈頓足球球衣

515
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,680
“我的球衣比你的好”

516
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,520
我喜歡

517
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,240
{\an8}麗莎,這是我廚房裡的秤

518
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,680
–麗莎
–什麼事?

519
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,920
這是我廚房裡的秤

520
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,480
–不是
–明明就是

521
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,160
我一直找不到,原來是被妳偷走的

522
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,760
我可能需要借用一會,來秤蔬菜

523
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,560
妳為什麼不幫店裡買一個?

524
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,040
–因為...已經放在這裡了
–我四處找不到

525
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,520
把雞放進烤箱之前

526
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,120
–不需要秤重
–需要啊

527
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,240
“這差不多1.4公斤”,放進烤箱

528
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,600
然後就可以看到牠熟了

529
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,200
難怪妳每次做飯,我都會得沙門氏菌

530
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,320
–那你為什麼不做飯?
–我他媽的會做啊

531
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,320
–這樣你就不會得沙門氏菌了
–難怪...

532
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,160
但我什麼東西都秤不了
我永遠不知道東西多重

533
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,640
我還在想秤跑去哪了

534
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,760
對了,那很好用

535
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,360
查理一直密切注意進展

536
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,920
他認為督察要過好幾週才會做決定

537
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,400
所以我們只能繼續耕種

538
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,040
但卻沒辦法

539
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,000
三月中開始下起了雨,而且下個不停

540
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,400
連續好幾天

541
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,120
這對卡勒布影響甚鉅

542
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,720
因為水分太多
他無法種植最有價值的作物

543
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,760
杜蘭小麥是我們很賺錢的作物

544
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,000
那能進賺一大筆錢
特別是我今年的比賽

545
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,240
賺賠都有可能

546
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,200
我們過去兩年都有種
知道那能賺多少錢

547
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,680
但討厭的是,你得抓好時間播種

548
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,520
否則整個夏天都會長不好

549
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,280
產量通常就會下滑

550
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,960
我想要...對

551
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,880
我想這雨永遠不會停

552
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,680
無止盡的雨勢表示水壩也無法施工

553
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,040
不可能

554
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,800
水很多,對吧?

555
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,240
你看,黏土基本上都沖走了

556
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,480
我們得等水退去,不然無法...

557
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,880
對,我同意

558
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,960
我想去種田

559
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,920
–不行,在下雨
–我知道

560
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,840
不過小豬樹林倒是傳來一些好消息

561
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,640
因為謝天謝地
豬仔沒有更進一步傷亡

562
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,920
不過男爵夫人還是沒有開始分娩

563
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,680
雖然打了一週的抗生素
牠顯然也沒好轉

564
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,000
牠昨晚睡在外面,因為體溫太高

565
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,960
牠完全不吃東西

566
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,080
–我不知道哪裡做錯了
–哪裡不對勁吧?

567
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,920
我覺得這...實在令人心碎

568
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,000
妳看,珍妮來了

569
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,520
還是不舒服

570
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,120
是的

571
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,040
–牠昨晚睡在外面
–對

572
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,880
牠的體溫降下來了
可能是因為睡在外面的緣故

573
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,320
–我會...
–呼吸還是很吃力

574
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,640
我們採取第二種方法

575
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,200
但也或許是牠懷孕了

576
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,360
然後豬仔胎死腹中

577
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,560
牠們可能不會觸發牠的分娩反應

578
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,160
就留在裡頭

579
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,960
–在牠體內腐爛
–這種情況該怎麼辦?

580
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,720
可能會試著引產,讓牠把死胎生出來

581
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,160
事不宜遲,我們立刻開始引產程序

582
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,960
如果豬仔死了,我們就專心讓牠康復

583
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,640
–牠的健康,對
–然後...

584
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,400
耳朵後面,打進去了

585
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,360
–就這樣嗎?
–對

586
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,720
所以明天這個時候

587
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,640
三點鐘,妳來打第二針

588
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,760
對,我可以

589
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,600
一點點就好,跟打抗生素不一樣

590
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,760
–那很濃稠
–沒錯

591
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,960
一點就好,應該很好打

592
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,880
好,沒問題

593
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,320
我要給牠打這個

594
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:51,680
4到12小時後
牠應該就會開始分娩了

595
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,320
來吧

596
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,120
天啊,哈囉,朋友

597
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,440
搞定,好了

598
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,520
到了傍晚,藥效開始發作

599
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,920
牠生下一頭活豬仔

600
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,480
但是問題仍在

601
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,240
引產已經開始了

602
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,480
牠生下一頭很小的豬仔

603
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,680
牠沒有泌乳

604
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,720
豬仔在裡頭找乳頭,卻沒奶喝

605
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,240
情況怎麼樣?

606
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,760
牠生了一頭,但是沒有泌乳

607
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,280
你看

608
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,920
–老天
–牠非常嬌小

609
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,000
我們有豬奶嗎?配方奶之類的?

610
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,120
這頭豬仔不太健康,對吧?

611
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,640
獸醫診所

612
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,520
–奈森嗎?
–你好

613
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,640
我是無名農場的傑瑞米克拉克森

614
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,120
–是
–抱歉打擾

615
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,480
迪爾溫和珍妮都不在

616
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,840
–所以只能麻煩你
–沒關係

617
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,000
不知道你知不知道
我們有一頭病母豬

618
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,440
牠生了一隻豬仔,但牠跟老鼠一樣大

619
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,600
牠沒有泌乳

620
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,160
不曉得你有沒有什麼建議

621
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,880
基本上,如果牠沒有泌乳的話

622
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,400
下一步要做的

623
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,880
就是用奶瓶餵豬仔喝初乳

624
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,120
我們要上哪去找初乳?

625
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,280
這種情況下,最簡單的辦法

626
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,360
就是用現成羊初乳

627
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,440
我們會放一些在診所裡,讓你過來拿

628
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,480
你再按上面的指示

629
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,640
調製好,再用奶瓶餵豬仔

630
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,760
好的,奈森,謝謝你,再見

631
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,800
–好的,保重,再見
–再見

632
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,360
一位劇組人員前去領取配方奶

633
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,600
這時卡勒布來了

634
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,600
–牠還在用力嗎?
–對

635
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,000
而男爵夫人也生下了第二隻豬仔

636
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,920
對

637
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,760
對,又一隻

638
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,880
又生了一隻嗎?

639
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,520
–對,又一隻
–還活著嗎?

640
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,000
對,來吧

641
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,520
–這隻是不是更小了?
–對

642
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,320
小得不可思議

643
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,200
“我他媽餓了”,我想也是

644
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,160
卡勒布,這隻很虛弱

645
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,000
其中一隻非常虛弱

646
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,560
那隻超小的?

647
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,000
不,比較大的那隻,牠無法張開嘴巴

648
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,000
牠的頭在乳頭上晃呀晃的

649
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,800
好在配方奶準備好了

650
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,840
好,很好

651
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,440
–就是這樣
–差一點

652
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,880
很好

653
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,480
非常好

654
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,800
會讓你成為又大又強壯的豬

655
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,160
馬上就讓你好起來

656
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,320
接著奈森抵達,開始施展獸醫的巧手

657
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,440
有一隻出來了

658
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,160
–還活著嗎?
–對

659
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,520
來了,又一隻

660
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,760
–麗莎?
–什麼事?

661
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,600
–現在有幾隻了?
–四隻

662
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,960
都活著嗎?

663
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,840
–對
–很嬌小嗎?

664
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,160
對

665
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,960
等等,對,還有一隻

666
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,400
過沒多久,男爵夫人就生了五隻豬仔

667
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,360
把牠們全放在媽媽旁邊取暖

668
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,960
因為那隻有點冷,要全部放在一起

669
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:52,040
用奶瓶餵過所有豬仔後
我們就回家小睡了

670
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,360
隔天早上
我們發現三隻豬仔已經死亡

671
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,920
牠們實在太虛弱,無法存活

672
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,160
我們將剩下的兩隻
移到農場的加熱圍欄裡

673
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,520
但依舊無力回天

674
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,040
又一隻死了

675
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,880
–只剩下那隻了?
–還有一隻

676
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,560
豬媽媽呢?牠還好嗎?

677
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,040
牠還活著

678
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,080
我們失去好多豬仔

679
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,160
–什麼?
–我們失去好多豬仔

680
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,200
真的很令人難受,對吧?

681
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,520
我們得每隔十分鐘左右餵牠

682
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,160
每...我記不得獸醫怎麼說了

683
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,880
過來吧

684
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,160
還剩一隻活力充沛的豬仔

685
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,280
這是第二個出生的那隻嗎?

686
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,040
我數不清了,不知道

687
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,680
我們會當作畢生使命
來讓這隻豬仔活下去

688
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,600
–對
–還有牠媽媽

689
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,400
媽媽會活下去的,我現在要過去看牠

690
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,880
妳過去吧

691
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,160
那天晚上,我們做了
最鐵石心腸的農民

692
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,400
在這種時候也會做的事

693
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,320
來吧,快喝

694
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,680
我們將病懨懨的小豬
帶進廚房裡照顧

695
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,880
來吧,快喝

696
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,280
喝吧

697
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,320
牠還是有點小

698
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,400
老實說也有點冷,你的耳朵好冰

699
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,440
好,把你放回去

700
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,760
保持溫暖,對

701
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:32,360
我不會把你放進去
只是這裡溫暖多了,好嗎?

702
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,320
我知道,對不起,加油,好嗎?

703
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,760
{\an8}無名農場,農場商店

704
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,160
隔天,最諷刺的是

705
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,160
我們得去農場商店
與肉販安迪加西亞見面

706
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,600
對,很多肉,我們來瞧瞧

707
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,200
因為他處理完
我最近送去屠宰場的豬了

708
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,920
七箱,總共兩頭豬

709
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,360
應該由你來搬才對,那是你的豬

710
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,480
你還年輕,而且我看過你
邊扶嬰兒車邊瞄準槍

711
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,200
–你看,這是你的最愛
–有如黑道老大

712
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,360
–對,那是五花肉條
–好吃

713
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,280
豬排,但看得出來是很好的豬

714
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,120
–漂亮的肥肉
–看上面的肥肉就知道

715
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,160
不論豬是誰在顧,都做得很好

716
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,680
看得出來很好吃

717
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,960
很多香腸

718
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,160
–天啊
–卡羅萊納死神和蜂蜜香腸

719
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,840
–我的老天
–還有,還有一箱

720
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,440
兩頭豬做成了...

721
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,680
四、八

722
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,520
–一箱36包,每包6條
–老天

723
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,800
–傑瑞米的森林桑迪黑豬香腸
–聽起來很棒

724
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,880
聽起來很不錯吧?

725
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,280
這讓我的成績大躍進

726
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,400
老天,太棒了,只是...我...

727
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,280
我無法理解一件事

728
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,680
我們在為豬仔的出生頭痛不已

729
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,560
真的很頭痛

730
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,280
所以我們整晚沒睡,照顧這些小豬

731
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,400
盡量讓牠們溫暖舒適

732
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,360
–努力讓牠們活下去
–對

733
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,640
然後休息一下

734
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,080
–來到這裡接收這些豬肉
–實在是...

735
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,960
對,心中五味雜陳

736
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,600
我只想得到一個詞,就是農民邏輯

737
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,360
因為我熱愛動物

738
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,200
所有農民都熱愛動物

739
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,640
然後把牠們殺了拿去賣

740
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,440
這樣你就能愛牠們兩次

741
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
回到農場,隨著雨勢不停歇

742
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,160
我將病懨懨的小豬帶到辦公室

743
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,360
這樣我就能邊工作邊顧牠

744
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,080
我把牠從爐子旁移走

745
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,040
帶到穀倉的火爐旁

746
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,440
牠的情況不太好

747
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,480
嘿

748
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,120
不

749
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,200
–這是最後一隻了
–我知道,加油,不會吧?

750
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,960
沒事的,小傢伙,我陪著你,好嗎?

751
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,160
你可以走了,我會陪著你

752
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,120
–牠媽媽狀況也不好
–我知道

753
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,120
老實說,牠的情況更糟了

754
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,160
對,沒錯

755
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,880
這實在令人心碎

756
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,080
嗨,珍妮

757
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,040
–珍妮
–妳好

758
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,640
–妳好
–又一個熟悉的場景

759
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,000
聽說牠狀況不太好

760
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:07,920
對

761
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,000
牠已經死了,沒有心跳了

762
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,120
–牠的確特別嬌小
–對

763
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,360
但是...

764
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,440
我做不到,老實說我無法再養豬了

765
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,160
真是惡夢,我太喜歡牠們了

766
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,400
不可思議的是,苦難還沒結束

767
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,600
因為我們接著
得把注意力轉向男爵夫人

768
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,360
畢竟牠的每隻豬仔都夭折了

769
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,520
親愛的,嗨,小可愛

770
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,680
我知道,好乖

771
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,160
珍妮,妳在裡頭做什麼?

772
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,440
我在給牠量體溫,看牠是否有發燒

773
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,760
–牠很不穩
–像喝醉了

774
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,200
–非常不穩
–對,牠看起來...

775
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,080
可以看到牠左右搖晃

776
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,360
對,牠都沒吃東西,只喝了點水

777
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,200
從後面可以看到牠...

778
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,520
牠的屁股應該圓圓的,充滿肌肉

779
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,080
結果卻是瘦的

780
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,920
牠顯然失去了大量的肌肉和支撐力

781
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,040
問題是,特別在這種
要上上下下的地形

782
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,560
地勢崎嶇不平

783
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,160
我很擔心牠到最後

784
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,720
會四肢無力然後倒下

785
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,600
可能是惡性腫瘤

786
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,000
另一個可能

787
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,040
是肝臟受損,這兩種情況都...

788
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,120
無藥可醫

789
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,120
–對
–牠現在很痛苦嗎?

790
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,280
不吃東西的動物狀況都不好

791
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,240
–牠的腳步很不穩,對不對?
–是啊

792
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,840
現在不做決定

793
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,880
我有預感再過一個禮拜

794
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,800
牠會倒下,摔到那裡去

795
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,360
如果牠好不了,而且很痛苦

796
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,840
就該讓牠好走了

797
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,880
對

798
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,800
如果你要我動手

799
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,880
那麼我會開始進行,到時候...

800
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,880
等完成後,你得派人來把牠運走

801
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,320
妳什麼時候能動手?

802
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,440
現在就可以

803
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,320
你要的話

804
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,160
他媽的,妳覺得呢?

805
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,160
我很樂意給你們一點時間

806
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,200
我不想要牠不開心又痛苦

807
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,840
也不想讓牠病得更嚴重,但是...

808
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,320
妳也不想要牠死掉

809
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,840
我不想要牠腿斷了,摔到那裡死去

810
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,360
孤單地倒在那裡

811
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,880
這總是非常艱難的決定

812
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,360
對,牠好可愛

813
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,360
牠的確看起來很親...

814
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,960
–對,牠很親人
–沒錯

815
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,680
–牠一直是最親人的
–對

816
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,960
好嗎?現在嗎?

817
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,120
沒關係,你不想的話不用在現場

818
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,160
對,我不想看

819
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,080
好

820
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,080
–謝了,珍妮
–沒問題,好的

821
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,040
再見了,男爵夫人

822
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,240
天啊

823
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,040
好了

824
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,480
好,親愛的,你的時間到了

825
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,080
字幕翻譯:李靖晴

826
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,160
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