1 00:01:03,983 --> 00:01:06,666 YEAR 2021 2 00:01:06,882 --> 00:01:10,174 This story started 15 years ago... 3 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,006 YEAR 2005 4 00:01:11,891 --> 00:01:15,398 ...at a time when people relied on TV, radio and the newspapers... 5 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:20,814 ...to make their dreams come true, not social media or smart phones. 6 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:22,409 SMT. PHOOLSAKHI MINISTER OF TOURISM 7 00:01:22,601 --> 00:01:28,884 Like many others these two also dreamt of fame, money and comforts... 8 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:33,851 Oh yes, those very two, Bunty and Babli. 9 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:36,163 YASH RAJ FILMS PRESENTS 10 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:38,493 And boy did their dreams come true! 11 00:01:38,725 --> 00:01:43,256 Their names rung out across this country. 12 00:01:46,622 --> 00:01:48,465 They were masters of deception. 13 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:55,039 They conned in ways no one had ever seen or heard before. 14 00:01:58,715 --> 00:02:02,391 They didn't bother with 'rights' and 'wrongs'. 15 00:02:02,859 --> 00:02:06,058 All they knew was - they were right... and the world was wrong. 16 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:11,105 Alas... this cat-n-mouse of right and wrong came to an end one day. 17 00:02:12,407 --> 00:02:15,817 They were never really caught "officially"... 18 00:02:16,530 --> 00:02:19,016 people hadn't even seen their calling-card in years. 19 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:21,190 Or heard about them in the news. 20 00:02:21,906 --> 00:02:26,690 But as they say... "old habits die hard." 21 00:02:29,965 --> 00:02:33,765 A little bird told us... the rascals might be back at it again! 22 00:02:45,162 --> 00:02:47,881 BUNTY AUR BABLI 2 23 00:02:57,029 --> 00:02:59,637 18% of the world's population lives in India. 24 00:03:00,753 --> 00:03:03,744 Every opportunity has a million suitors. 25 00:03:05,422 --> 00:03:10,053 When the competition is this cut-throat, you only have two choices... 26 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,487 ...either stand in line and await your turn, 27 00:03:15,809 --> 00:03:21,123 or you take a leap and jump straight to the front of the line. 28 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:37,090 Sanju, quit standing there like a statue and get me a beer... chilled! 29 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:40,811 My name's not Sanju. 30 00:03:41,802 --> 00:03:43,172 My name is... 31 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:45,741 Kunal Singh. 32 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,811 I gave 4 years to finish computer engineering... 33 00:03:50,026 --> 00:03:52,085 ...from a dusty college in a sleepy town... 34 00:03:52,452 --> 00:03:56,306 ...and then 3 more to sitting at home, waiting for a job. 35 00:03:58,246 --> 00:04:00,792 My parents think I work in IT in the swanky city of Gurgaon... 36 00:04:01,027 --> 00:04:02,664 ...as was their dream. 37 00:04:03,253 --> 00:04:06,417 What I really do is organise these drunken soirees for creepy... 38 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:08,831 ...old Delhi Businessmen. 39 00:04:09,752 --> 00:04:12,544 But after today... it's all gonna change. 40 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:19,335 The love of my life and my future wife is about to enter... 41 00:04:20,451 --> 00:04:22,083 SONIA RAWAT 42 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:25,567 She was the only beautiful thing about those 4 years of college. 43 00:04:26,697 --> 00:04:29,064 Our love wasn't exactly at first sight. 44 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:32,864 But boy, what a sight she was, anyone could fall for her. 45 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:36,928 Ready sir. 46 00:04:37,255 --> 00:04:38,909 Take it away Doll! 47 00:04:42,014 --> 00:04:46,094 'Tanatan Travel & Events' present - Virgin Republic! 48 00:04:46,339 --> 00:04:49,093 Party destination of the 21st century. 49 00:04:49,513 --> 00:04:51,255 Where anything goes! 50 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,545 What godforsaken place is this? 51 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:57,266 I thought you were going to give us a taste of Bangkok or Pattaya?! 52 00:04:57,495 --> 00:05:00,932 Sir even Bangkok and Pattaya must've seemed godforsaken to you... 53 00:05:01,108 --> 00:05:03,897 ...before someone told you about the angels from there, no?! 54 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:05,054 Damn right! 55 00:05:05,411 --> 00:05:09,340 Anyway, Virgin Island is a tiny liberal island country, 56 00:05:09,635 --> 00:05:12,862 where the male-female ratio is so skewed... 57 00:05:13,096 --> 00:05:16,899 ...that there's 3 girls for every man. 58 00:05:17,529 --> 00:05:21,343 And they're so pretty they could give Katrina a run for her money! 59 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:25,073 All of this...for only 500,000 rupees. 60 00:05:25,444 --> 00:05:28,105 Payment in cash to ensure full secrecy... 61 00:05:28,278 --> 00:05:30,072 ...because we live to serve the customer sir! 62 00:05:30,319 --> 00:05:30,982 Oh no, no, no! 63 00:05:31,697 --> 00:05:32,609 It's too risky man! 64 00:05:32,862 --> 00:05:35,602 What if my nosy wife smells it on me, and finds out what I've been up to! 65 00:05:35,751 --> 00:05:37,945 Oh, c'mon, Mr. Chaddha sir... 66 00:05:38,497 --> 00:05:41,639 You've been Singing in the Rain with these ladies for so long... 67 00:05:43,116 --> 00:05:44,501 ...has she ever smelt it on you?! 68 00:05:44,771 --> 00:05:46,969 Rascal, you know us so well. 69 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:50,848 Mr. Chaddha sir... 70 00:05:51,161 --> 00:05:52,887 I just have one humble request... 71 00:05:53,568 --> 00:05:57,983 The air hostesses on the Virgin Republic chartered flight... 72 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:00,476 ...are a bit skimpily clad. 73 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,532 Promise me you guys will at least keep it in your pants... 74 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:07,339 ...till the flight touches down on the Virgin runway! 75 00:06:08,549 --> 00:06:09,875 Listen Sanju... 76 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:12,725 I'm sold - Virgins, here we come! 77 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:16,082 TANATAN TRAVELS 78 00:06:26,912 --> 00:06:29,105 A complimentary gift hamper from Tanatan Travels. 79 00:06:29,327 --> 00:06:30,209 Can I open it? 80 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:32,744 Oh no, no sir! You open it over there... It's a surprise. 81 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,367 Oh! For the virgins?! 82 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,403 Take it! Take it! 83 00:06:52,098 --> 00:06:53,827 NEW DELHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT 84 00:06:55,312 --> 00:06:58,233 Er... Abhishek, how's it going? 85 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:00,358 Good evening, sir. Welcome to virgin virgo charter. 86 00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:01,829 Thank you for choosing our flight. 87 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:03,491 Thank you, passport. 88 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,978 Here are our passports! 89 00:07:05,195 --> 00:07:08,312 Hand us our boarding passes and point us to the VIP gate! 90 00:07:10,624 --> 00:07:11,517 What's up? 91 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,378 Sir please come with me! 92 00:07:14,349 --> 00:07:16,811 Sanju's a genius... Look at this VIP treatment! 93 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:23,447 What's this? 94 00:07:23,638 --> 00:07:24,273 Um.. sir... 95 00:07:24,432 --> 00:07:26,002 Who were you going to arrest gentlemen? 96 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,463 'Be Naughty'? 97 00:07:29,798 --> 00:07:30,672 Why? 98 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,879 You having trouble sleeping at night? 99 00:07:35,212 --> 00:07:36,447 Papaya flavour?! 100 00:07:36,686 --> 00:07:39,754 I'd heard of banana & peach, but... Papaya? 101 00:07:40,073 --> 00:07:42,709 What has Sanju gotten us into?! 102 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:45,366 - Mr. Chaddha, do something! - Quiet! Lemme talk to him. 103 00:07:45,762 --> 00:07:48,710 You can check our visas and tickets. 104 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,801 In fact, we've booked the VIP package. 105 00:07:51,146 --> 00:07:52,851 - Isn't it guys? - That's right! Ya! 106 00:07:53,008 --> 00:07:54,749 My dear horny toads... 107 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:58,153 ...there's no country by the name of Virgin Republic! 108 00:07:59,965 --> 00:08:02,575 Your tickets and visas are fake! 109 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:03,913 We've been duped! 110 00:08:04,132 --> 00:08:05,350 Yo Inspector Ashok Kumar. 111 00:08:05,561 --> 00:08:06,292 Yes sir! 112 00:08:06,465 --> 00:08:08,063 Take them away... 113 00:08:08,393 --> 00:08:10,825 ...and make sure they get "our" VIP package, ya? 114 00:08:11,147 --> 00:08:13,509 Sanju, you rascal!!! 115 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:23,286 As we take this giant leap, I was reminded of my father's words... 116 00:08:23,749 --> 00:08:29,836 "You need two things to get ahead in life - Honesty and a lack of greed." 117 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:35,216 But I believe screwing over the dishonest... 118 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,724 ...is the highest form of honesty. 119 00:08:38,732 --> 00:08:44,458 And you have to prey on the greedy because it's bound to turn them blind. 120 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:48,639 And the blind will follow you blindly into any direction... to any end! 121 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:52,726 Now that we were reborn as thugs... we also needed a cool gangster name. 122 00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:55,297 So without trying to get too creative, 123 00:08:55,525 --> 00:08:57,100 we started a franchise of the only two thugs... 124 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,243 ...who had neither been caught before... 125 00:08:59,474 --> 00:09:01,888 ...nor been seen anyone. 126 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:04,454 "Bunty and Babli" 127 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:11,381 PHURSATGUNJ, UP 128 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:16,693 I fall to restless pieces, don't look at me that way. 129 00:09:17,106 --> 00:09:21,668 A town full of men in ruin surrenders to what I say. 130 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,101 BACHHI MISHRA TONSURE CELEBRATION 131 00:09:23,289 --> 00:09:27,385 I stretch with desire, I take my bow. 132 00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:32,476 I stretch with desire, I take my bow. 133 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,464 Night eyes... 134 00:09:35,516 --> 00:09:38,936 Night eyes...your night eyes... 135 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,399 Careful bro! You'll ruin Rakesh's Blazer! 136 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,312 Night eyes... 137 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,002 RAKESH TRIVEDI 138 00:09:57,486 --> 00:09:58,828 How do I look? 139 00:09:59,261 --> 00:10:02,867 Looks good, but it's a wee bit tight. 140 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,010 Of course it is! It's what I wore at my wedding! 141 00:10:09,871 --> 00:10:14,662 Sengar, man... stop staring! It's just me... 142 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:17,336 Not Mandakini bathing under a waterfall! 143 00:10:17,587 --> 00:10:19,050 Make me a drink man! 144 00:10:19,588 --> 00:10:20,571 Ready-already! 145 00:10:21,046 --> 00:10:22,873 At your service bro! 146 00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:31,414 One's not enough. Encore! 147 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:34,256 I'm a little performance anxious man! 148 00:10:34,852 --> 00:10:36,645 What a stage-shattering performance by... 149 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,792 Mishra's aunty's neighbour's sister-in-law's niece - Rinku! 150 00:10:40,061 --> 00:10:42,677 A big round of applause for Rinku! 151 00:10:43,189 --> 00:10:45,989 You're a star my child. Run along. 152 00:10:46,756 --> 00:10:52,005 And now... the last, most dazzling performance of the evening. 153 00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:54,763 Please welcome on stage... the pride... 154 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:59,807 ...the couple blue-eyed of B block, Railway colony... 155 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:03,398 Brother Rakesh... and Sister Vimmi! 156 00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:06,284 A huge round of applause... 157 00:11:24,677 --> 00:11:29,522 Move that million dollar waist... make it go so low! 158 00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:30,538 Dhik chik dhik chik... 159 00:11:30,893 --> 00:11:31,832 Smashing! 160 00:11:32,052 --> 00:11:32,956 Dhik chik dhik chik... 161 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:38,636 Burn up the dance floor girl... let's take it nice and slow. 162 00:11:39,036 --> 00:11:40,177 Dhik chik dhik chik... 163 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,361 Fire and Ice! 164 00:11:41,558 --> 00:11:42,479 Dhik chik dhik chik... 165 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:47,477 Make it worth my while 166 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:52,046 I spent a bomb on the DJ... just give me a smile. 167 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:57,554 Drop a hint or two... or a kiss at me, could you blow? 168 00:11:57,923 --> 00:11:59,120 Dhik chik dhik chik... 169 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:01,402 Dhik chik dhik chik... 170 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,848 Dhik chik dhik chik... 171 00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:05,849 Dhik chik dhik chik... 172 00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:16,549 Long live, Sister Vimmi!! 173 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:30,408 Love, you're this close to being a 'has been'. 174 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:35,038 Stop boogeying like you're seventeen. 175 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:39,407 You aint the only one watching my waist. 176 00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:44,087 Stop trying to make a scene! 177 00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:46,742 Look at all of them talk... 178 00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:48,841 You've made such a mess... 179 00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:52,837 We're gonna be the laughing stock. 180 00:12:54,086 --> 00:12:58,914 I'mma pay for lettin you dance... blow by blow 181 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,153 Dhik chik dhik chik... 182 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,511 Dhik chik dhik chik... 183 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,659 I ain't movin my waist or nothin... 184 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:06,818 Way to go Mummy! 185 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:08,284 I ain't takin nothin slow! 186 00:13:08,545 --> 00:13:09,637 Dhik chik dhik chik... 187 00:13:10,844 --> 00:13:11,948 Dhik chik dhik chik... 188 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:17,127 You ain't worth a single smile 189 00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:21,619 Who asked you to spend a bomb on all this style?! 190 00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:27,125 No hints, no kisses... only my shoe at you could I throw! 191 00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:28,637 Dhik chik dhik chik... 192 00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:30,818 Dhik chik dhik chik... 193 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,230 Dhik chik dhik chik... 194 00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:35,684 Dhik chik dhik chik... 195 00:13:36,745 --> 00:13:37,965 Dhik chik dhik chik... 196 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,300 Dhik chik dhik chik... 197 00:13:41,171 --> 00:13:44,280 Brother has a tummy the size of rick... But sister is still dhik chik dhik chik! 198 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,134 Dhik chik dhik chik... 199 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,372 Dhik chik dhik chik... 200 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,578 Dhik chik dhik chik... 201 00:13:54,451 --> 00:13:55,540 Dhik chik dhik chik... 202 00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:59,851 You spilled your drink on my wedding suit! 203 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,902 Bro, throw in a couple more slaps... he's wet me too! 204 00:14:03,596 --> 00:14:04,975 Bro... it's sis! 205 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:08,646 VIMMI TRIVEDI 206 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,475 Dhik Chik...Dhik Chik, all ruined! 207 00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:14,961 Vimmi! 208 00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:17,132 Mom, I need Ranveer Singh hairdo. 209 00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:20,844 Zip it and finish your eggs or I'll give you Anupam Kher hairdo. 210 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,896 Vimmi, put the dye in my hair... I'm getting late! 211 00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:26,418 This man is going to be the end of me! 212 00:14:26,719 --> 00:14:27,700 Mummy! 213 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,783 You're so cute when you're angry! 214 00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:35,349 My little piggy... I've spoilt you. 215 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,374 Vimmi!!... 216 00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:50,230 Sorry about last night. 217 00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:51,606 Sorry?! 218 00:14:52,147 --> 00:14:54,339 Why the hell do you drink when you can't handle it? 219 00:14:54,741 --> 00:14:56,901 You know I've only ever wanted two things in my life... 220 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,659 ...to win Miss India and to dance. 221 00:14:58,887 --> 00:15:01,401 Four months I practiced for this performance. 222 00:15:01,621 --> 00:15:04,347 I got blisters in my hands trying to stitch that Sabyasachi knock off gown. 223 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:06,391 Everybody loved my look... 224 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:09,682 ...and praised it, but you shat all over it! 225 00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:11,914 Took you just 2 drinks to turn into Mr. Make-a-scene! 226 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,421 You think I didn't put in effort for last night? 227 00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,940 That buffoon got drunk and puked all over my new suit... 228 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,277 I couldn't control myself. 229 00:15:19,516 --> 00:15:23,217 - I'd barely got past the opening verse. - That's why I am saying SORRY! 230 00:15:24,128 --> 00:15:26,097 The zonal manager's coming in for an inspection. 231 00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:28,650 Dye my hair... I can't be late. 232 00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:33,847 And be a little thorough love... 233 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,022 Don't miss a spot, okay? 234 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,067 Spot. 235 00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:41,860 There goes all of it... 236 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:45,993 Now you make sure you don't miss a spot! 237 00:15:57,974 --> 00:15:58,804 Cops? 238 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:05,191 Hey, I didn't whack that buffoon too hard, did I? 239 00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:06,543 Hardly. 240 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:15,437 Your son's all grown up now, eh? Hello kids! 241 00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:17,063 Hello uncle. 242 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,419 Mr. Bunty, where have you been all these years?! 243 00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:24,041 And where's our Mrs. Babli? 244 00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,522 Hope all is well and swell? 245 00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:44,065 Rakesh... you know I get sunburnt easily! I'll get rashes. 246 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,568 Hey, just tells us what you want from us? 247 00:16:46,883 --> 00:16:48,929 Why have you tied us to a chair in this sweltering heat? 248 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,925 My baby is alone at home. 249 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,034 Mrs. Babli, he's coming all the way from Lucknow. 250 00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:53,707 Who? 251 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,003 He'll tell you once he's here. 252 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,528 "He" Who? 253 00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,423 Is it Inspector Dashrath Singh? 254 00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:02,431 Dashrath Singh has long since retired. 255 00:17:02,707 --> 00:17:04,442 You'll see for yourself. 256 00:17:07,951 --> 00:17:09,479 Man, there's a train approaching! 257 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,617 Get us off this track! 258 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,606 Who's gonna take care of the house, if I'm wounded? 259 00:17:13,795 --> 00:17:16,602 I've left the washing machine on and the veggies on the stove. 260 00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:19,181 My little boy will pass out if doesn't get his meal on time! 261 00:17:19,378 --> 00:17:20,797 Will you say something Rakesh?! 262 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,617 I will, if you ever let me get a word in! 263 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:26,368 Bro... why are you guys hell bent on... 264 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,896 ...turning this family drama into an action film?! 265 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:34,010 The train's almost here Rakesh! Pappu... 266 00:18:04,288 --> 00:18:06,832 He'd announced he'll come for them on the same train... 267 00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,887 ...Dashrath sir had let them off in. 268 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,010 And now he's arrived on a bloody survey cart. 269 00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:21,551 Sir... 270 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,194 Are we there? 271 00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,884 Gupta, this is blasphemy! 272 00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:34,418 Untie them... they're celebrities man! 273 00:18:34,707 --> 00:18:35,919 Of course, sir. 274 00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,461 Myself Jatayu Singh. 275 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:47,131 I feel blessed to be in your company yet again! 276 00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:49,738 Yet again? When did we meet before? 277 00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:54,966 Dude, I was part of Dashrath sir's troop... more of a backbencher. 278 00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:01,901 Strange are the wheels of destiny... 279 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,031 The backbencher is now in front and those in front stand sidelined! 280 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,273 Isn't Mr. Gupta? 281 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:12,157 I'm your biggest fan! 282 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:15,752 This morning we received a nation-wide red alert... 283 00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:20,373 ...that Bunty and Babli have struck again! 284 00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:24,429 I must say the 'Virgin conjob' was sheer genius! 285 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,970 Virgin con job? 286 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,073 At least last time around... you sold Taj Mahal to a bunch of foreigners... 287 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,194 which is real. 288 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,991 But this time you sold a country to your own countrymen... 289 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,571 ...that doesn't even exist! 290 00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:40,803 That's some upgrade... Bunty and Babli 2.0! 291 00:19:41,051 --> 00:19:42,656 What nonsense! 292 00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:44,601 We've not sold anything to anyone. 293 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:46,429 We gave up this line of work a long time back. 294 00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:48,509 - Mr. Gupta. - Yes sir. 295 00:19:48,832 --> 00:19:51,226 Please do the honours. Kindly broadcast it! 296 00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:52,161 Yes. 297 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,715 - Broadcast? - Here we go. 298 00:19:54,953 --> 00:19:59,095 We're about to show you how these two conned... 299 00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:01,904 ...a bunch of Delhi businessmen with the lure of easy sex. 300 00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:06,068 In a made-up country called Virgin Republic where "anything goes". 301 00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:08,316 ...but left them with nothing. 302 00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:13,811 These conmen are none other than the long retired and famous thugs - 303 00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:15,633 Bunty and Babli! 304 00:20:15,892 --> 00:20:17,285 No, no sir, we didn't do this. 305 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,587 Sir this is amateurish. 306 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,616 Any two-bit swindler can pull this off. 307 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,973 Set the mood with the pics of hot girls, 308 00:20:25,169 --> 00:20:28,812 jazz it up with some fancy English and promise low risk-high reward. 309 00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:32,126 Swanky hotel, big cars and cash payments. 310 00:20:32,368 --> 00:20:33,519 No Vimmi? 311 00:20:34,211 --> 00:20:36,373 Impressive Mr. Bunty... 312 00:20:37,156 --> 00:20:40,006 Just because Tendulkar has retired... 313 00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:43,334 ...you think he's forgotten how to hit the ball? 314 00:20:43,603 --> 00:20:47,319 We didn't do this dirty con-job! We're a simple Indian family now. 315 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,819 That's some story! 316 00:20:49,036 --> 00:20:52,507 It's your style, your names and your calling card... 317 00:20:52,821 --> 00:20:56,352 and yet we're supposed to believe that this isn't you?! 318 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,271 Yes. 319 00:20:57,492 --> 00:21:01,869 Our conning days are like hair on a bald head. 320 00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:04,713 Once upon a time. 321 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,725 Well said. 322 00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:09,902 Bravo Rakesh! 323 00:21:10,387 --> 00:21:13,535 Our only highlights these days is either figuring out cooking gas... 324 00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:15,720 ...or playing down Pappu's mischief in school... 325 00:21:15,912 --> 00:21:19,276 ...or finding gray hair on our heads! 326 00:21:20,077 --> 00:21:23,497 We were at the Mr. Mishra's house... for his son's baptism ceremony. 327 00:21:23,871 --> 00:21:26,910 Pappu even put out some photos and videos on that...er... 328 00:21:27,194 --> 00:21:27,723 Facebook! 329 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,287 Ya, he's shared them on Facebook. Feel free to check. 330 00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:35,699 I've been a ticket checker at local train station for years. 331 00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:38,233 They use a biometric scanner every time. 332 00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,868 Have to thumb-scan even when I go for a piss. 333 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,745 You can check the record! 334 00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:47,464 Sir, I think they're telling the truth. 335 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:51,196 I doubt their family duties leaves them time for anything else! 336 00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:52,208 No! 337 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:56,314 These guys are thoroughbred liars. I'm sure they're messing with us. 338 00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:59,481 Keep them locked for a few days. 339 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,241 Ok sir. 340 00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:07,655 But if they didn't do it, then who could it be? 341 00:22:08,752 --> 00:22:13,195 You need to stop fingering your phone 24 hours a day. 342 00:22:13,376 --> 00:22:14,517 I'm on Tinder dad. 343 00:22:14,675 --> 00:22:16,730 - Namaste Mr. Chaubey. - Namaste! 344 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:18,291 Who's this chick? 345 00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:19,998 She's... just a friend. 346 00:22:20,197 --> 00:22:22,049 Just a friend my foot! 347 00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:24,890 Stop right there. You can't go ahead. 348 00:22:25,352 --> 00:22:28,393 Hey watch your tone, I'm the mayor of this town. 349 00:22:28,684 --> 00:22:31,801 I mean there's a bunch of VIPs up ahead. It's NO ENTRY! 350 00:22:32,389 --> 00:22:34,526 That equipment. Show me. 351 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:36,156 Dad, Black Cat Commandos! 352 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,578 Hail Mother India! Long live the revolution! 353 00:22:40,717 --> 00:22:41,503 Who is he? 354 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,388 He's my son. 355 00:22:46,635 --> 00:22:48,501 You tell me who is that! 356 00:22:48,832 --> 00:22:50,988 She is Prime Minister's scientific advisor, 357 00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:54,343 specially appointed to oversee the cleaning of River Ganga! 358 00:22:54,532 --> 00:22:56,782 No, it's very bad. 359 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,451 Let's go Shekhar. 360 00:22:58,632 --> 00:22:59,637 Madam it will be cleaned. 361 00:22:59,823 --> 00:23:00,473 USELESS! 362 00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:01,776 And who's this guy? 363 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:05,041 Doesn't look like her son... must be her secretary! 364 00:23:05,254 --> 00:23:06,426 You're wasting time. 365 00:23:06,639 --> 00:23:08,709 No ma'am, processing data is taking too much time. 366 00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:10,855 Useless tools... useless people. 367 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:16,286 Prime Minister's Scientific advisor... 368 00:23:21,047 --> 00:23:22,832 We've to get in on this! 369 00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,994 I'm Chutvaa Chaubey! 370 00:23:39,893 --> 00:23:40,875 KL Shekhar. 371 00:23:41,099 --> 00:23:44,662 I know you're from the Prime Minister's office. 372 00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:49,025 We are honoured sir... and so is our town! 373 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,258 Hey! What're you doing? 374 00:23:50,443 --> 00:23:52,369 Please make me meet your madam? 375 00:23:52,846 --> 00:23:55,430 What is this! Stop tickling me... 376 00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,943 Don't you like tickles! 377 00:23:57,163 --> 00:23:58,327 Sir, you will get wet! 378 00:23:58,528 --> 00:23:59,568 - What? - Splash back! 379 00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:01,583 I can handle such splashes. 380 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,921 I'm the mayor of this town. 381 00:24:03,145 --> 00:24:05,474 - We need to follow the procedure. - To hell with procedures! 382 00:24:05,663 --> 00:24:07,474 Ok, ok. 383 00:24:10,902 --> 00:24:13,648 Our river Ganga! For lease!? 384 00:24:15,528 --> 00:24:16,438 Meaning? 385 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,813 Meaning anyone can lease the river! 386 00:24:19,111 --> 00:24:20,442 Ganga! 387 00:24:22,314 --> 00:24:23,094 How? 388 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,611 As part of Public-Private partnerships... 389 00:24:26,152 --> 00:24:28,927 ...the government will grant one company in every city... 390 00:24:29,131 --> 00:24:30,456 ...rights to clean the river. 391 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:34,791 In return, the company can use the river water however it wants... 392 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:36,924 ...to recover its investments. 393 00:24:37,618 --> 00:24:42,400 Wow... Unbelievable! 394 00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:43,972 Hey Golu! 395 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:46,397 He's my son - Golu Chaubey! 396 00:24:48,005 --> 00:24:49,752 I am public, he is private! 397 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,532 There's your public-private partnership. 398 00:24:55,405 --> 00:24:57,219 It's so simple! 399 00:24:57,545 --> 00:25:01,498 You can give Golu's company the contract for our city... 400 00:25:01,763 --> 00:25:07,260 And we can figure out what you need to make that happen! 401 00:25:07,568 --> 00:25:09,715 It's not that simple Mr. Chaubey. 402 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:14,194 I'll get this river so bloody clean within 2 days... 403 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,279 ...that you'll be able to see the riverbed! 404 00:25:16,885 --> 00:25:18,379 - Two days? - Two days. 405 00:25:18,557 --> 00:25:21,057 Okay, stop wasting my time like this! 406 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:23,050 I can't find her online at all. 407 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,410 - What are you saying...? - Zilch! Have a look. 408 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,547 NO RESULTS FOUND 409 00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:28,354 - Golu. - What? 410 00:25:28,651 --> 00:25:33,939 Golu says the internet doesn't seem to recognise you. 411 00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,494 - There's nothing. - Zero. 412 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:36,775 Nil. 413 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,719 - What the hell Shekhar?! - Yes ma'am? 414 00:25:44,954 --> 00:25:47,864 You still haven't added my name to the PMO's website? 415 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:51,694 Ma'am I had informed the IT department... 416 00:25:51,912 --> 00:25:52,975 And then? 417 00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:54,727 Must've been delayed... 418 00:25:55,070 --> 00:25:57,309 And what about this nonsense?! 419 00:25:57,705 --> 00:25:58,580 Meaning? 420 00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:01,172 Now because of your delay... 421 00:26:01,332 --> 00:26:03,304 ...some random guy is questioning my authority! 422 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,661 I'm not some random guy... I'm the mayor madam! 423 00:26:05,878 --> 00:26:07,030 - Is this okay? - No ma'am. 424 00:26:07,204 --> 00:26:09,324 - Then what to do? - I will just check it. 425 00:26:09,722 --> 00:26:11,799 No need... Forget about it... thank you very much. 426 00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:12,906 This meeting is over! 427 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:15,777 No no no, give me one minute ma'am. 428 00:26:15,982 --> 00:26:16,369 Yes? 429 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:17,994 I respect ladies... 430 00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:19,599 Golu, say sorry! 431 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:21,189 Ma'am, please pardon our blunder. 432 00:26:21,471 --> 00:26:23,451 - Listen Golum... - His name is Golu. 433 00:26:23,771 --> 00:26:24,541 Same thing. 434 00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:26,302 Your internet is a god or what? 435 00:26:26,642 --> 00:26:28,356 If I am not on internet... do I not exist? 436 00:26:28,627 --> 00:26:29,648 Luvju. (Love You) 437 00:26:29,942 --> 00:26:30,963 It's ringing mister. 438 00:26:31,143 --> 00:26:32,673 - What is? - Your phone! 439 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,743 Bloody hell... 440 00:26:35,921 --> 00:26:36,410 Hello! 441 00:26:36,613 --> 00:26:37,503 Where are you mate? 442 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:38,799 Just grabbing a bite bro. 443 00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:40,849 Why haven't you added madam's name to the website? 444 00:26:41,022 --> 00:26:41,931 Crap! 445 00:26:42,237 --> 00:26:44,167 I forgot to redirect the hotel router! 446 00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:45,726 You'll get us killed! Hurry up! 447 00:26:45,943 --> 00:26:47,007 Give me 30 seconds. 448 00:26:51,081 --> 00:26:54,910 You seem to be quite the internet geek, tell me... 449 00:26:57,554 --> 00:27:00,074 How many followers do you have on social media? 450 00:27:00,408 --> 00:27:00,974 4,000! 451 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,898 4000. What is your neighbour's name? 452 00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:04,503 - Err... I don't know. - Shameless! 453 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,080 How will you know if you're always buried in your phone? 454 00:27:07,652 --> 00:27:08,364 Come on... 455 00:27:08,589 --> 00:27:11,764 What is the first thing you do, when you go on internet... I want to see. 456 00:27:12,194 --> 00:27:13,732 - My battery is low. - Is it? 457 00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:15,438 Lying in front of your father! 458 00:27:16,306 --> 00:27:17,006 Done! 459 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,510 Get a grip on your son... he's out of control. 460 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:22,222 Mr. Golu Chaubey, check, check. 461 00:27:22,442 --> 00:27:25,280 Madam's name on PMO site under officials name. 462 00:27:27,952 --> 00:27:28,668 See? 463 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,359 There's enough battery for that. 464 00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:34,722 Yes. 465 00:27:39,777 --> 00:27:40,679 It's...there. 466 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:46,368 It's there? Apologies to her right now... little brat! 467 00:27:47,406 --> 00:27:51,446 Ma'am, we've made a huge mistake. Please forgive me! 468 00:27:52,491 --> 00:27:54,386 Can we start tomorrow please? 469 00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:09,287 Keep going... Get it all done. 470 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:12,247 It should be sparkling clean. 471 00:28:12,514 --> 00:28:14,822 Squeeze it all out! 472 00:28:15,034 --> 00:28:15,940 Come on, faster! 473 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,441 Photographer! Click me. 474 00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:19,781 Stop pulling over there... this is the spot. 475 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:23,402 Right there. Ya! 476 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:29,950 LASH GHAT 477 00:28:38,762 --> 00:28:39,830 KAILASH GHAT 478 00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:51,548 Mr. Priest!!! 479 00:28:53,726 --> 00:28:55,061 No!!! 480 00:28:57,439 --> 00:29:00,999 Long live our holy river! 481 00:29:24,105 --> 00:29:25,293 Sir. 482 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:39,051 Long live the holy Ganga! 483 00:29:40,518 --> 00:29:41,548 God bless you. 484 00:29:47,693 --> 00:29:48,614 Ganga Lease Agreement 485 00:29:49,193 --> 00:29:55,471 I still can't believe someone's actually leased out the river Ganga to us! 486 00:29:56,052 --> 00:29:57,123 Neither can we! 487 00:30:00,205 --> 00:30:01,695 Golu Mineral Water 488 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,823 [chanting Hindu shlokas] 489 00:30:07,131 --> 00:30:09,009 Are you trying to break it? 490 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:14,630 How dare you stop me! 491 00:30:14,965 --> 00:30:17,624 I stopped you because we've received a tip that... 492 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,022 ...you're about to sell the Ganga water without permission! 493 00:30:20,211 --> 00:30:21,997 I deal with the Prime Minister's office! 494 00:30:22,186 --> 00:30:24,031 I've leased ganga for the next 5 years. 495 00:30:24,206 --> 00:30:26,714 No one can stop me. I can do whatever I want. 496 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:27,855 Show him the permit! 497 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,182 Here, read this. It's in English though. 498 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,897 Lemme know if you want me to read it out for you! 499 00:30:33,325 --> 00:30:35,478 Sir, this is from Ms. Malini and Mr. Shekhar. 500 00:30:39,124 --> 00:30:41,354 Mr. Mayor got played by Bunty and Babli! 501 00:30:44,687 --> 00:30:45,545 Bunty. 502 00:30:47,249 --> 00:30:48,055 Babli. 503 00:30:50,784 --> 00:30:53,938 GANGA ON LEASE! BUNTY AND BABLI CON FOR GOOD CAUSE 504 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,902 Love you mate...! 505 00:31:11,464 --> 00:31:14,209 That was a lot of fun guys! You guys killed it! 506 00:31:14,536 --> 00:31:17,241 Couldn't have done it without you. 507 00:31:22,511 --> 00:31:24,568 - Shall we? - We must. 508 00:31:25,296 --> 00:31:26,659 Give us a minute mate. 509 00:31:26,858 --> 00:31:27,843 Of course. 510 00:31:48,926 --> 00:31:50,688 You maybe a Pro, but they're the cons... 511 00:31:50,872 --> 00:31:52,838 Gonna steal your golden chain and locket, 512 00:31:52,969 --> 00:31:54,614 Gonna leave with it in their pocket. 513 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,248 Is it a bird, is it a plane?!? 514 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,015 It's all up for sale! 515 00:31:58,253 --> 00:32:00,619 Game change... Bunty & Babli 516 00:32:00,994 --> 00:32:02,796 A bigger range, but the same name... 517 00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:04,317 Bunty & Babli! 518 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:06,267 Jatayu is a crook 519 00:32:12,741 --> 00:32:14,083 Hey... who is it? 520 00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:16,466 I'm really sorry! 521 00:32:16,787 --> 00:32:18,349 I was wrong. 522 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,594 There's been another Bunty-Babli scam right here, in our state. 523 00:32:24,364 --> 00:32:26,472 Your state-sponsored vacation ends here. 524 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:30,748 Hope you enjoyed our hospitality! 525 00:32:31,264 --> 00:32:32,351 Another scam? 526 00:32:33,679 --> 00:32:35,697 Who the hell is stinkin up the joint in our names? 527 00:32:35,861 --> 00:32:37,948 You worry about our own joint! 528 00:32:38,296 --> 00:32:41,368 My baby's home alone since so many days! 529 00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:44,221 God knows how Pappu must be living without us. 530 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:44,992 Come, let's go! 531 00:32:45,207 --> 00:32:47,110 Baby loves to groove on bass 532 00:32:49,223 --> 00:32:51,080 Baby loves to groove on bass 533 00:32:53,342 --> 00:32:54,925 Baby loves to groove on bass 534 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:58,695 The dazzling dame has upped her game 535 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,364 Baby loves to groove on bass 536 00:33:01,655 --> 00:33:04,946 The dazzling dame has upped her game 537 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,099 Baby loves to groove on bass 538 00:33:07,304 --> 00:33:08,474 Pappu. 539 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,447 Pappu! 540 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,604 Wait till I get hold of you! 541 00:33:24,693 --> 00:33:26,922 Now I'm sure he's my son. 542 00:33:28,070 --> 00:33:31,953 Sir, this app is a powerful tool... 543 00:33:32,238 --> 00:33:36,190 ...that can empower housewives to turn into entrepreneurs! 544 00:33:37,525 --> 00:33:39,512 This could be interesting... 545 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,471 Nice idea. 546 00:33:40,690 --> 00:33:41,710 But let us come back to her. 547 00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:43,461 - OK sir. Alright. - Thank you. 548 00:33:43,844 --> 00:33:45,140 Thank you so much. 549 00:33:45,472 --> 00:33:47,238 - Thank you. - Thank you, sir. 550 00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:52,288 How was the presentation babe? 551 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,023 Like it always is. 552 00:33:55,304 --> 00:33:58,322 They always find the idea "nice" and "interesting" but can't fund it. 553 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,394 Because I got no experience. 554 00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:03,395 I think I'll have to fund my food app... myself. 555 00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:05,144 We can figure it out together... 556 00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:07,173 ...we'll put our engineering degree to some use. 557 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:10,502 Listen, I don't want to do a shoddy job of it. 558 00:34:10,978 --> 00:34:13,447 My app's got to have a country-wide roll out... 559 00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,933 ...promotions, million dollar funding. 560 00:34:16,193 --> 00:34:18,487 Millions! You get it? It's no joke. 561 00:34:18,753 --> 00:34:19,944 - Now, let's go. - Where? 562 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:24,758 I know we decided to do this only once or twice... 563 00:34:25,112 --> 00:34:28,073 ...but now I'm wondering... why stop? 564 00:34:28,552 --> 00:34:32,966 In fact, I'm beginning to understand why Honesty just isn't the best policy! 565 00:34:33,144 --> 00:34:34,012 Why? 566 00:34:34,343 --> 00:34:37,392 Because dishonesty is so god-damned easy!!? And so much fun! 567 00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:41,150 Yeah... but if we do this for too long we're bound to end up in jail! 568 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:45,091 As soon as I have enough money for my app... I'm out. 569 00:34:45,314 --> 00:34:46,603 You can keep doing this alone if you want... 570 00:34:46,814 --> 00:34:50,724 Bunty can't do squat without his Babli! 571 00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:53,589 Our con works because you can plan and I can execute. 572 00:34:53,863 --> 00:34:56,421 Without a plan, what the heck am I going to pull off? 573 00:34:56,829 --> 00:34:58,111 What will I do without you? 574 00:34:58,322 --> 00:34:59,705 How do I know? 575 00:35:13,426 --> 00:35:15,267 Life is funny. 576 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:19,786 Till a few days back, this used to be our dream. 577 00:35:20,295 --> 00:35:23,747 A 9 to 5 job at a multinational firm, suit and tie. 578 00:35:24,492 --> 00:35:28,394 Thank god none of it came true. 579 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,144 Are you still hung up on it? 580 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:35,478 Nope. 581 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:37,066 Hi sir. Hi ma'am. 582 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:40,530 We are taking signature for child malnutrition and food wastage. 583 00:35:40,861 --> 00:35:43,532 If you like to join the cause it will just take a minute of your time. 584 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,556 - Ya sure why not. - Come with me. 585 00:35:46,788 --> 00:35:47,673 STOP WASTING FOOD. START FEEDING HUNGRY 586 00:35:47,941 --> 00:35:51,421 So we are an NGO called Combat Malnutrition. 587 00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:54,583 THEY NEED FOOD AND WATER 588 00:35:58,736 --> 00:36:00,560 FIGHT FOR A HUNGER-FREE INDIA 589 00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:07,704 Pretending to be the PM's scientific advisors... they robbed the mayor... 590 00:36:07,978 --> 00:36:12,021 promising him to lease out the river ganga. 591 00:36:12,231 --> 00:36:14,435 Today, on Criminals... Bunty and Babli. 592 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:18,688 Names that are back on everyone's lips. 593 00:36:18,917 --> 00:36:22,597 The police are clueless while the amused public wonders... 594 00:36:22,827 --> 00:36:24,574 ...who's going to be their next target? 595 00:36:24,727 --> 00:36:25,448 Mom! 596 00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:29,843 Oh my baby, I'm so sorry! Are you hurt my Pappu. 597 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,101 Who's here at this hour? 598 00:36:33,644 --> 00:36:34,625 Rinku? 599 00:36:39,404 --> 00:36:43,046 The gravy is delicious Mrs. Babli. 600 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,691 Lemme get to the point. 601 00:36:46,975 --> 00:36:49,375 I don't do stuff myself. 602 00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:51,645 I like getting it done. 603 00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:56,608 Bunty-Babli 2.0 are making my ulcers bleed. 604 00:36:56,985 --> 00:37:02,662 There's a lot of pressure to make an arrest. 605 00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:07,790 Be it those guys... or you two. 606 00:37:09,242 --> 00:37:11,169 Like Dashrath Sir once said... 607 00:37:11,445 --> 00:37:15,282 "The world is made of two kinds of people, 608 00:37:15,614 --> 00:37:20,838 one - those who never break the law and never go to prison. 609 00:37:21,368 --> 00:37:28,233 And two - those who don't break the law, and yet end up in prison!" 610 00:37:29,272 --> 00:37:33,434 And if you two don't want to be the second kind... 611 00:37:33,763 --> 00:37:36,965 ...you must help us nab these two. 612 00:37:37,935 --> 00:37:41,505 After all, you two are veterans of this game. 613 00:37:44,007 --> 00:37:47,324 Sir, we've simple domestic life for ourselves... We have a child. 614 00:37:47,572 --> 00:37:49,576 How can you expect us to leave everything... 615 00:37:49,793 --> 00:37:51,814 ...and starting playing police for you? 616 00:37:53,192 --> 00:37:54,678 You misunderstood... 617 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,969 This isn't a request. It's an order. 618 00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:01,267 Pappu, my child! 619 00:38:03,653 --> 00:38:04,722 Easy does it son. 620 00:38:05,432 --> 00:38:09,982 You gotta work on that soft landing eh, big guy? 621 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,316 Don't jinx my little boy! 622 00:38:13,062 --> 00:38:18,713 Till you finish the job, I can look after Mr. Pappu here. 623 00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:21,931 I'll see you at the police station tomorrow. 624 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:25,552 I hope I don't have to come back here again. 625 00:38:47,987 --> 00:38:50,161 How'd we get caught up in Jatayu's mess? 626 00:38:50,468 --> 00:38:53,695 It's not child's play, catching these two. 627 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,531 We've been out of the game for years. 628 00:38:56,903 --> 00:38:59,748 The tricks of the trade, the technology, everything has changed in that time. 629 00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:02,773 What's on your mind? 630 00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:08,393 We worked hard to build a brand like "Bunty & Babli"... 631 00:39:09,052 --> 00:39:12,523 ...and now a couple of clowns are destroying it. 632 00:39:12,789 --> 00:39:14,712 And all I do is cook well done eggs... 633 00:39:14,934 --> 00:39:17,678 ...and get pushed around like petty thieves by night. 634 00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:22,144 Boils my blood too, to be honest. 635 00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:25,103 It feels like someone's pissing all over our precious work of art... 636 00:39:25,304 --> 00:39:26,826 ...and we can't do a thing about it! 637 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:29,830 We should've got a copyright on our brand. 638 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,475 Listen up Rakesh. 639 00:39:34,006 --> 00:39:36,030 You need to take a leave from work. 640 00:39:36,299 --> 00:39:38,522 We are the real Bunty-Babli... not them! 641 00:39:39,184 --> 00:39:42,930 How dare they use our brand... this is war. 642 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:47,812 I won't rest till we nab them and slap them silly. 643 00:39:48,132 --> 00:39:49,827 Attagirl my desi girl! 644 00:39:50,603 --> 00:39:53,891 Cue the slo-mo... here we go again. 645 00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:03,844 Ladies and gentlemen 646 00:40:05,176 --> 00:40:06,053 Finally 647 00:40:06,648 --> 00:40:10,029 Your favourite DUO is back! 648 00:40:10,806 --> 00:40:14,159 Times have changed so has the regime 649 00:40:14,529 --> 00:40:17,690 Even money isn't worth, what it seems 650 00:40:18,343 --> 00:40:21,706 Look who's back... after all these years... 651 00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:25,116 Thick as thieves, they gonna reappear 652 00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:26,564 The moon might pale, 653 00:40:26,795 --> 00:40:28,537 The sun could lose it's fire 654 00:40:28,698 --> 00:40:32,039 But they ain't gonna never retire... 655 00:40:33,094 --> 00:40:34,779 Bunty and Babli 656 00:40:36,838 --> 00:40:38,402 Bunty and Babli 657 00:40:40,588 --> 00:40:42,123 Bunty and Babli 658 00:40:42,308 --> 00:40:43,813 Bunty and Babli 659 00:40:44,327 --> 00:40:46,098 Hallelujah... they still go it... 660 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,956 Here we go... they're back at it! 661 00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:50,731 Oho... Oho 662 00:40:51,781 --> 00:40:53,303 Bunty and Babli 663 00:40:53,499 --> 00:40:55,241 Bunty and Babli 664 00:40:55,506 --> 00:40:57,329 They still own this town... 665 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,297 They could take anybody down... 666 00:40:59,442 --> 00:41:03,949 Oho... Oho... Oho 667 00:41:07,888 --> 00:41:08,838 It's useless. 668 00:41:09,044 --> 00:41:10,691 There's CCTV everywhere. 669 00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:14,383 If these two are any good, they won't reveal their real faces to anyone. 670 00:41:15,785 --> 00:41:18,569 Looks like there's a new circus in town... 671 00:41:18,761 --> 00:41:20,763 What's this, a midlife crisis or something? 672 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:24,279 Gupta, how many birds can you kill with one stone? 673 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:26,258 2... at the most. 674 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,359 I'm gonna kill 4! 675 00:41:29,877 --> 00:41:33,184 According to records, Bunty & Babli have never been arrested... 676 00:41:33,548 --> 00:41:36,870 ...but they will now, along with the two new ones. 677 00:41:37,865 --> 00:41:41,686 Two old and two new... How many birds is that Gupta? 678 00:41:42,148 --> 00:41:43,097 4... sir! 679 00:41:44,617 --> 00:41:47,280 And who then becomes the Commissioner of Police? 680 00:41:47,724 --> 00:41:48,835 You sir. 681 00:41:51,975 --> 00:41:55,099 What a masterstroke! 682 00:41:55,401 --> 00:41:57,342 Bunty babli strike again! 683 00:41:57,605 --> 00:42:00,270 After Ganga con they have done grain con. 684 00:42:00,539 --> 00:42:04,162 They have cleaned off thousand tonnes of grain from government godown. 685 00:42:04,459 --> 00:42:07,235 A 1000 tons of food grains worth millions... 686 00:42:07,507 --> 00:42:10,565 ...with the help of the greedy depot manager! 687 00:42:10,949 --> 00:42:13,843 That's exactly what we wanted to know, thank you. 688 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,469 Sir. 689 00:42:17,881 --> 00:42:20,138 Sir, we have the information. 690 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:25,571 A transport company just leased out 10 trucks to a fake name. 691 00:42:25,863 --> 00:42:26,806 They're headed to Kanpur. 692 00:42:27,018 --> 00:42:29,276 Kanpur has the largest food grain market! 693 00:42:29,535 --> 00:42:31,607 That's where they'll go to sell the grains. 694 00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:32,625 Correct. 695 00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:38,320 And since the stuff is stolen they will have to deal in cash... buttloads of it! 696 00:42:38,591 --> 00:42:43,460 We just need to find a trader in Kanpur who can buy... 697 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,652 ...and sell such a large quantity of food grains! 698 00:42:45,870 --> 00:42:49,014 Very well, you best leave for Nagpur. 699 00:42:49,301 --> 00:42:50,639 Kanpur, sir. 700 00:42:50,825 --> 00:42:51,832 Ya, ya Kanpur. 701 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,165 - Gupta? - Yes sir. 702 00:42:53,341 --> 00:42:54,753 Accompany them. 703 00:42:55,368 --> 00:42:57,296 Pandey, let's go. 704 00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:07,391 It didn't take us long to find that big trader in Kanpur. 705 00:43:07,741 --> 00:43:09,150 He was Thehrey Singh. 706 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:10,749 Thehrey Singh? 707 00:43:19,127 --> 00:43:21,082 We want to sell some food grain... 708 00:43:23,247 --> 00:43:24,373 ...stolen. 709 00:43:25,249 --> 00:43:28,054 My sources tell me, you can get us buyers? 710 00:43:29,738 --> 00:43:30,597 How much? 711 00:43:32,585 --> 00:43:33,916 A thousand tonnes. 712 00:43:34,171 --> 00:43:35,158 Babli? 713 00:43:36,934 --> 00:43:37,640 Bunty? 714 00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:42,025 Do I look like Babli must be my name? 715 00:43:42,247 --> 00:43:44,357 You don't look like a Bunty either... 716 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,843 ...but weren't you gonna call and tell me where to meet? 717 00:43:49,047 --> 00:43:51,784 To hell with the phone, how on earth can you think I'm - 718 00:43:51,937 --> 00:43:52,876 Rakesh! 719 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:55,804 They called him! 720 00:43:56,072 --> 00:43:59,026 They were to tell him where to meet... 721 00:43:59,298 --> 00:44:02,698 "They?" So you're not Bunty-Babli? 722 00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:06,828 No! We're their worst nightmares! 723 00:44:07,287 --> 00:44:07,963 Get it? 724 00:44:08,176 --> 00:44:12,188 And now you'll do exactly what we tell you to do. 725 00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:13,578 And why would that be? 726 00:44:13,808 --> 00:44:15,175 Inspector Gupta? 727 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:22,559 I must admit... this is a lot of fun. 728 00:44:23,896 --> 00:44:26,709 We still got that chemistry, don't we? 729 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:32,705 Let's go. Time for action! 730 00:44:36,332 --> 00:44:37,692 Oh okay. 731 00:44:40,734 --> 00:44:41,579 Tomorrow morning. 732 00:44:43,406 --> 00:44:46,307 At the Holi fair on Chamanganj Sqare. 733 00:44:46,505 --> 00:44:48,097 The colours rain 734 00:44:52,938 --> 00:44:56,306 The colours rain on the veiled maiden... 735 00:44:59,534 --> 00:45:02,927 The colours rain on the veiled maiden... 736 00:45:05,891 --> 00:45:09,692 The colours rain on the veiled maiden... 737 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:15,229 The colours rain 738 00:45:19,098 --> 00:45:22,303 The maiden serves him on a golden platter 739 00:45:26,702 --> 00:45:27,828 Thehrey Singh? 740 00:45:28,695 --> 00:45:31,859 The maiden serves him on a golden platter 741 00:45:33,566 --> 00:45:34,771 Step aside. 742 00:45:36,774 --> 00:45:38,097 Catch them. 743 00:45:39,792 --> 00:45:41,758 Hey, why you grabbing us? 744 00:45:42,151 --> 00:45:43,994 We got 500 rupees to do this! 745 00:45:45,865 --> 00:45:47,333 The colours rain 746 00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:55,006 Stop hitting these guys... it's not them! 747 00:46:00,118 --> 00:46:00,905 Rakesh! 748 00:46:01,744 --> 00:46:02,775 It's Holi. 749 00:46:06,568 --> 00:46:07,519 Hey... stop! 750 00:46:08,294 --> 00:46:09,037 Run. 751 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:12,298 Run. 752 00:46:13,618 --> 00:46:14,378 Run. 753 00:46:14,643 --> 00:46:15,424 Vimmi! 754 00:46:50,589 --> 00:46:53,346 - Are you crazy?! - Sorry, sorry. 755 00:46:54,195 --> 00:46:54,695 Hey! 756 00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:02,835 Ouch! 757 00:47:36,206 --> 00:47:39,389 I'll break your bones if I fall, I'm telling you! 758 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,539 Happy Holi! 759 00:48:06,996 --> 00:48:08,109 Help, help! 760 00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:11,478 Get lost. 761 00:48:13,152 --> 00:48:16,050 You scoundrel... give it to him! 762 00:48:16,262 --> 00:48:18,357 Ms. Wonder Woman! Eye on the prize! 763 00:48:18,561 --> 00:48:19,603 Okay, okay. 764 00:48:49,953 --> 00:48:53,440 I've got some colours waiting in jail too. 765 00:48:59,216 --> 00:49:01,467 Look carefully... was it them? 766 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:07,039 Don't know sir! 767 00:49:07,364 --> 00:49:10,684 The guy I spoke to had colour all over their face. 768 00:49:10,962 --> 00:49:11,925 What colour was it? 769 00:49:12,132 --> 00:49:16,016 Sea green... Or was it Navy blue? 770 00:49:16,209 --> 00:49:19,860 One tight slap... and you'll sing like a canary. 771 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,501 Was it them or not? 772 00:49:25,909 --> 00:49:28,619 Sir... actually I had a bit to drink. 773 00:49:29,218 --> 00:49:31,285 I can't remember clearly. 774 00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:37,503 Get lost. Take him. 775 00:49:40,725 --> 00:49:42,192 Get lost. 776 00:49:44,825 --> 00:49:46,823 What were you doing there? 777 00:49:49,018 --> 00:49:50,368 We were just chilling. 778 00:49:50,652 --> 00:49:51,788 Why'd you run? 779 00:50:02,043 --> 00:50:02,835 What's this? 780 00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:04,783 Cannabis sir. 781 00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:05,978 Keep it. 782 00:50:06,684 --> 00:50:09,713 Right in front of us, two boys were attacked by 7-8 guys... 783 00:50:09,936 --> 00:50:12,127 and then someone started running towards us! 784 00:50:12,324 --> 00:50:14,102 We panicked, we thought we did something wrong. 785 00:50:14,305 --> 00:50:15,504 We also started running. 786 00:50:15,754 --> 00:50:17,860 What would you have done if you were in our place. 787 00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:19,133 Pardon? 788 00:50:20,534 --> 00:50:21,745 Say it in Hindi. 789 00:50:23,303 --> 00:50:25,731 Sir... 8-10 of you attacked two boys. 790 00:50:25,901 --> 00:50:27,463 And then some people started running towards us... 791 00:50:27,654 --> 00:50:29,264 ...we got scared and started running as well. 792 00:50:29,450 --> 00:50:31,694 What would you have done if were in our place? 793 00:50:32,150 --> 00:50:34,870 I'll do the questioning, not you. 794 00:50:36,624 --> 00:50:38,501 She's not questioning you sir. 795 00:50:38,749 --> 00:50:41,155 These boys you caught were drunk. 796 00:50:41,421 --> 00:50:43,392 But if she had to question you, she would ask... 797 00:50:43,630 --> 00:50:47,676 ...are you going to arrest us and present us to the judge... 798 00:50:48,053 --> 00:50:51,490 ...because there is no proof... or charge! 799 00:50:51,643 --> 00:50:54,498 Or are you gonna let us go, without any more harassment? 800 00:50:54,824 --> 00:50:59,545 Don't teach me about the law... just because you read a post on Internet! 801 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:03,171 I don't know about all the laws... but we do know our rights. 802 00:51:03,364 --> 00:51:05,984 Right or wrong... what if I just don't let you guys go? 803 00:51:06,213 --> 00:51:08,783 That's up to you. 804 00:51:11,347 --> 00:51:14,907 In exactly 20 minutes, you'll read a tweet... 805 00:51:15,152 --> 00:51:19,628 ...about how 2 engineering grads were attacked by the police at a fair. 806 00:51:20,966 --> 00:51:23,755 And arrested on fake charges. 807 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:25,760 About how you detained a woman... 808 00:51:25,953 --> 00:51:28,119 ...without the presence of a single female cop! 809 00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:31,226 The Tweet will tag a number of news channels, 810 00:51:31,584 --> 00:51:36,179 the Director General of Police and the honourable Chief Minister! 811 00:51:38,883 --> 00:51:39,739 What's a tweet? 812 00:51:39,959 --> 00:51:41,161 Twitter sir. 813 00:51:41,574 --> 00:51:43,978 They're a like notorious social media mailmen! 814 00:51:44,236 --> 00:51:46,229 It can make or break governments! 815 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:49,151 Celebrities, politicians... 816 00:51:49,668 --> 00:51:51,687 ...they're are all using it sir! 817 00:51:52,284 --> 00:51:53,566 Could I lose my job? 818 00:51:53,812 --> 00:51:55,937 You'd surely get demoted sir! 819 00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,119 Come. 820 00:52:06,092 --> 00:52:07,639 - Thank you sir. - Thank you uncle. 821 00:52:07,872 --> 00:52:09,505 - Happy holi. - Happy holi. 822 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:11,159 Bye, Son. 823 00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:16,275 What're you doing? 824 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:20,196 Checking on Pappu... Let's not forget we still have a child. 825 00:52:46,822 --> 00:52:50,599 Street smart, they could sell you the flag and all its stars 826 00:52:50,830 --> 00:52:54,362 They're a conning Queen and its Czar 827 00:52:54,574 --> 00:52:58,077 From Kanpur to Canada, they've sold it all, for every price... 828 00:52:58,317 --> 00:53:01,931 Born hustlers, they got Eskimos buyin all their ice. 829 00:53:19,454 --> 00:53:20,413 - Sir. - Sir. 830 00:53:21,143 --> 00:53:23,157 How can you let them walk? 831 00:53:23,444 --> 00:53:25,160 This makes no sense! 832 00:53:25,537 --> 00:53:28,921 Bloody wanna-be Sherlocks... 833 00:53:30,075 --> 00:53:33,805 ...just because you're working for the police... 834 00:53:34,033 --> 00:53:37,387 ...doesn't give you a license to rain fire over the whole world. 835 00:53:37,678 --> 00:53:41,707 This isn't a game... it's a responsibility... 836 00:53:41,981 --> 00:53:44,191 You can't just grab the person you get hold off. 837 00:53:44,406 --> 00:53:47,347 Next time you better come to me with solid proof... 838 00:53:49,199 --> 00:53:52,988 ...or I'll ship you back to your oblivious life! 839 00:54:01,631 --> 00:54:03,724 How dare this Jatayu speak to us like that?! 840 00:54:03,985 --> 00:54:07,081 And why'd you have to go all P. T. Usha on them?! 841 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:10,018 You're angry at Jatayu... don't take it out on me! 842 00:54:10,369 --> 00:54:13,597 Sure... I'll take the blame - "It's all my fault". 843 00:54:14,278 --> 00:54:15,312 You happy? 844 00:54:28,035 --> 00:54:31,442 I'm sorry Rakesh! 845 00:54:32,447 --> 00:54:37,174 It's the hot-headed Punjabi girl inside me... 846 00:54:37,363 --> 00:54:42,032 You know, when I caught him... he was just 6 inches away from me. 847 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:45,107 I saw Bunty in his eyes! 848 00:54:45,605 --> 00:54:48,000 I can spot a ticketless traveller inside a crowded train... 849 00:54:48,176 --> 00:54:49,439 ...just by look on their face! 850 00:54:49,694 --> 00:54:53,573 I may not know the technology, but I know people all too well. 851 00:54:53,853 --> 00:54:56,892 I'm dead sure... these two are the new Bunty and Babli. 852 00:54:57,257 --> 00:55:00,400 And If I'm right, they'll pull off their next con pretty soon. 853 00:55:00,992 --> 00:55:04,494 Cool. Then we'll catch them redhanded... 854 00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:09,542 ...and prove it to everyone... that we're still the original tricksters. 855 00:55:10,037 --> 00:55:13,226 They made a big mistake showing us their faces. 856 00:55:14,321 --> 00:55:15,612 Set it down here. 857 00:55:15,848 --> 00:55:16,669 Make sure you count it. 858 00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:18,788 Don't you worry. 859 00:55:19,153 --> 00:55:20,783 She's counting it. 860 00:55:21,830 --> 00:55:23,626 We're almost done. 861 00:55:23,813 --> 00:55:24,349 Good. 862 00:55:24,598 --> 00:55:27,977 First you got the whole village cleaned up... 863 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,350 ...and now you've brought us all this food. 864 00:55:30,648 --> 00:55:32,984 Are you from a political party? 865 00:55:34,199 --> 00:55:39,613 We voted for that Mrs. Lovely thinking we'll see some progress... 866 00:55:39,854 --> 00:55:42,982 ...but the only time we see her all year is when she comes down... 867 00:55:43,227 --> 00:55:46,163 ...to collect donations for her own birthday party! 868 00:55:46,602 --> 00:55:50,488 Thanks a ton my children. Thank you. 869 00:55:50,852 --> 00:55:51,488 Come! 870 00:55:51,734 --> 00:55:53,692 Mate, this is for you. 871 00:55:56,293 --> 00:55:59,390 But you guys didn't make anything on this gig. 872 00:55:59,867 --> 00:56:00,858 We did! 873 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,414 In goodwill... and In Karma... 874 00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:05,596 These bags of karma keep us out of jail... 875 00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:08,474 ...if we're out, we can make all the money we want. 876 00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:13,136 I want in on this karma too! 877 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:15,058 Love you guys! 878 00:56:15,307 --> 00:56:16,067 Love you. 879 00:56:16,496 --> 00:56:17,412 Love you. 880 00:56:18,919 --> 00:56:20,126 So cute! 881 00:56:23,974 --> 00:56:25,429 That was a close shave this time. 882 00:56:25,722 --> 00:56:27,821 And they know our faces now. 883 00:56:28,228 --> 00:56:30,541 I think we should lie low for sometime. 884 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,368 Darling, if we lie low now... they'll know we're definitely guilty. 885 00:56:33,614 --> 00:56:38,668 We need to pull off another con soon... so we can fund your startup too! 886 00:56:39,285 --> 00:56:41,741 Do you think the Income Tax department knows... 887 00:56:41,952 --> 00:56:44,304 ...about Mrs. Lovely's birthday donation drive? 888 00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:46,984 Someone needs to tell them! 889 00:56:47,532 --> 00:56:48,257 Okay. 890 00:56:48,637 --> 00:56:50,723 INCOME TAX OFFICE 891 00:56:51,813 --> 00:56:53,315 Mr. Nand Kishore - Income Tax Officer 892 00:56:55,869 --> 00:56:56,524 Hello. 893 00:56:56,734 --> 00:57:02,362 Am I speaking to the distinguished Income Tax officer - Mr. Nand Kishore? 894 00:57:02,577 --> 00:57:04,702 You have the right number, go on. 895 00:57:05,164 --> 00:57:08,920 I wanted to give you a tip... is this line secure? 896 00:57:09,179 --> 00:57:11,562 Safer than a lamb in the jungle! 897 00:57:11,924 --> 00:57:16,506 Sir... Mrs. Lovely... has amassed donations for her birthday... 898 00:57:16,776 --> 00:57:18,363 ...and that too in cash! 899 00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:23,230 I was beaten black and blue just because I refused to donate. 900 00:57:23,581 --> 00:57:25,869 I've heard you're a messiah to the poor. 901 00:57:26,402 --> 00:57:29,469 Promise me you'll get her! 902 00:57:29,881 --> 00:57:33,351 Stop crying. I'll see what I can do! 903 00:57:38,251 --> 00:57:43,471 19...18 oh you are doing well... keep breathing...keep breathing. 904 00:57:44,425 --> 00:57:45,926 Don't speak so much. 905 00:57:46,728 --> 00:57:48,760 Very good, you keep going. 906 00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,737 No, no... this way! 907 00:57:58,928 --> 00:58:02,985 With your back arched, or the lower back takes all the strain... 908 00:58:03,256 --> 00:58:05,849 and then you will just suffer from back pain. 909 00:58:06,224 --> 00:58:07,428 Correct...correct. 910 00:58:07,842 --> 00:58:09,110 Arch it. Ya? 911 00:58:09,892 --> 00:58:11,814 - Feels better now? - Yes. 912 00:58:13,242 --> 00:58:14,593 Very better. 913 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,667 You are so funny. 914 00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:23,190 You are also ROFL. 915 00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:24,860 You are also LOL. 916 00:58:31,286 --> 00:58:35,286 Mrs. Lovely will learn what a Nand Kishore raid feels like! 917 00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:36,958 Where are they going? 918 00:58:37,224 --> 00:58:40,044 They're going raid Mrs. Lovely. It's gonna be huge. 919 00:58:40,227 --> 00:58:40,793 When? 920 00:58:41,014 --> 00:58:42,261 Tomorrow morning. 921 00:58:48,782 --> 00:58:49,664 What is this? 922 00:58:49,989 --> 00:58:52,640 You let them off the hook, but we didn't. 923 00:58:53,078 --> 00:58:57,413 That girl has just honey trapped Nand Kishore - a senior Income Tax officer. 924 00:58:57,876 --> 00:59:01,274 Rakesh has learnt that Nand Kishore is planning... 925 00:59:01,651 --> 00:59:03,685 ...a big raid at Mrs. Lovely's house. 926 00:59:04,078 --> 00:59:09,172 And if she's hovering around him... then so should we. 927 00:59:18,201 --> 00:59:20,023 Hang on! 928 00:59:21,306 --> 00:59:22,470 Where to? 929 00:59:23,021 --> 00:59:26,691 Your help with the investigation ends here. 930 00:59:27,319 --> 00:59:30,650 Law enforcement aka Yours truly... will take it from here. 931 00:59:30,847 --> 00:59:32,823 But we gave you this lead?! 932 00:59:33,064 --> 00:59:34,905 You need us sir. 933 00:59:35,146 --> 00:59:37,837 We know how this Bunty-Babli's twisted minds work. 934 00:59:38,027 --> 00:59:39,745 I know you do. 935 00:59:40,164 --> 00:59:44,148 Look now that you're both all decked up. 936 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,547 Why don't you grace this police station and stay here? 937 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,821 They could do with some entertainment. 938 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:53,373 While I raid Mrs. Lovely! 939 01:00:19,513 --> 01:00:21,373 Are you in the mood for some Ice cream? 940 01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:25,104 Only if it's in a waffle cone... with sprinkles on top. 941 01:00:35,756 --> 01:00:37,031 Mrs. Lovely's 942 01:00:39,735 --> 01:00:42,910 Hurry up... Seal the place! 943 01:00:43,127 --> 01:00:44,693 Cut the phone lines. Check every thing. 944 01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:47,703 You guys go upstairs. Check out those rooms! 945 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,737 Nobody leaves the house! 946 01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:52,791 Where the hell are you guys going? 947 01:00:52,994 --> 01:00:55,727 Stand back, this is a government operation. 948 01:00:55,951 --> 01:00:56,957 Quick guys! 949 01:00:57,679 --> 01:00:58,215 Hey! 950 01:00:58,764 --> 01:01:00,490 What's this ruckus early in the morning? 951 01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,083 Dhannu, who let these guys in? 952 01:01:03,325 --> 01:01:03,788 They.. Um- 953 01:01:03,970 --> 01:01:05,833 Who are you doofus? Wait till I get there! 954 01:01:06,656 --> 01:01:08,849 Who the hell are you?! 955 01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:11,251 You census registrars think you can just walk into anybody's house? 956 01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:12,222 Leave now! 957 01:01:12,425 --> 01:01:15,227 We're not here for the census... we're here for your black money! 958 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:16,675 Warrant. 959 01:01:17,403 --> 01:01:18,927 Here's the search warrant! 960 01:01:19,139 --> 01:01:20,026 Get it. 961 01:01:22,082 --> 01:01:22,716 Ma'am. 962 01:01:22,874 --> 01:01:25,578 I'm a politician idiot... you think I can read! Chop-chop. 963 01:01:25,942 --> 01:01:30,040 It's a government directive. They're here for the Birthday donations. 964 01:01:32,396 --> 01:01:33,004 INCOME TAX 965 01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:42,915 There goes my birthday party! 966 01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:46,517 Dhannu... I can't breathe Dhannu! 967 01:01:46,921 --> 01:01:48,109 Ma'am...get some air. 968 01:01:53,283 --> 01:01:56,701 Open up! We have a search warrant for this place! 969 01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:00,881 Who in the lord's name are Bunty and Babli?! 970 01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:02,059 Bunty Babli? 971 01:02:02,221 --> 01:02:07,601 Yup, The ones who're going to loot this birthday... I mean public fund. 972 01:02:07,896 --> 01:02:09,059 Hello Pattaya! 973 01:02:09,231 --> 01:02:12,241 It's Jatayu! 974 01:02:12,616 --> 01:02:13,473 Ya, whatever... 975 01:02:13,748 --> 01:02:16,837 A top secret Income Tax raid is in progress... How can you...? 976 01:02:16,995 --> 01:02:18,685 Hello Mr. Fund Kishore. 977 01:02:18,861 --> 01:02:19,728 It's Nand Kishore. 978 01:02:19,935 --> 01:02:21,107 Whatever... 979 01:02:24,399 --> 01:02:25,418 Are these your guys? 980 01:02:25,595 --> 01:02:26,777 Of course, they are. 981 01:02:27,049 --> 01:02:29,019 Bunty and Babli could've infiltrated your ranks. 982 01:02:29,503 --> 01:02:30,900 - Gupta... - Yes sir. 983 01:02:31,109 --> 01:02:32,138 Search all of them. 984 01:02:32,655 --> 01:02:33,868 What the hell?! 985 01:02:37,123 --> 01:02:37,792 Hey!! 986 01:02:39,686 --> 01:02:41,871 They messed with me... they deserve it! 987 01:02:46,353 --> 01:02:49,792 Why's it so sticky Mr. Officer? Emptied the whole glue bottle?! 988 01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:52,748 Sir, there's a huge mob of protestors outside... 989 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:53,728 What are our orders? 990 01:02:53,925 --> 01:02:56,227 Boss, there's a mob of 300 plus outside... 991 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:58,122 ...chanting "Down with the Police"! 992 01:02:58,354 --> 01:03:01,517 Finally! Our loyalists won't spare you guys! 993 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,877 You've ruined our super-secret raid! 994 01:03:04,088 --> 01:03:05,891 Hand me the walkie... 995 01:03:07,726 --> 01:03:08,747 Code red... Code red. 996 01:03:12,964 --> 01:03:13,849 Code red... Code red. 997 01:03:14,089 --> 01:03:15,931 Roger that! We're on our way. 998 01:03:16,188 --> 01:03:17,310 - Quick. - Yes sir. 999 01:03:17,778 --> 01:03:18,744 Let's go. 1000 01:03:20,613 --> 01:03:23,836 We were expecting Bunty-Babli... not the bloody QRT! 1001 01:03:24,137 --> 01:03:25,073 QRT? 1002 01:03:25,290 --> 01:03:26,521 Quick Response Team. 1003 01:03:30,246 --> 01:03:32,118 Sir look at their guns. 1004 01:03:32,319 --> 01:03:34,590 No!! My birthday kitty! 1005 01:03:34,831 --> 01:03:35,644 Ma'am! 1006 01:03:40,545 --> 01:03:43,654 Expect your suspension orders by the end of the day. 1007 01:03:43,865 --> 01:03:46,188 Piss off Fund Kishor before I bite that finger off. 1008 01:03:48,354 --> 01:03:51,152 4 birds with a stone, huh? 1009 01:03:51,364 --> 01:03:53,474 More like none in hand, none in bush! 1010 01:04:01,695 --> 01:04:02,822 Careful there... 1011 01:04:03,621 --> 01:04:05,188 Overtake him. 1012 01:04:06,415 --> 01:04:07,136 Hey... 1013 01:04:07,445 --> 01:04:09,052 Think you own the road bugger?! 1014 01:04:12,473 --> 01:04:15,001 Sir you won't believe the raid I've pulled off. 1015 01:04:15,479 --> 01:04:18,188 Mrs. Lovely's gonna bleed tears tonight! 1016 01:04:19,568 --> 01:04:20,582 Just a minute sir! 1017 01:04:22,203 --> 01:04:24,095 Step on the gas buddy! 1018 01:04:24,386 --> 01:04:25,827 Hey, stop the car! 1019 01:04:26,119 --> 01:04:26,754 Stop it. 1020 01:04:27,980 --> 01:04:29,763 Where's the cash? 1021 01:04:30,014 --> 01:04:34,002 Half in this car and the other half in the QRT truck. 1022 01:04:37,114 --> 01:04:38,423 But where's the damn truck? 1023 01:04:38,611 --> 01:04:40,243 It was right behind all this while. 1024 01:04:40,468 --> 01:04:41,638 So where is it now?! 1025 01:04:50,142 --> 01:04:51,562 Sorry sir. 1026 01:04:52,862 --> 01:04:56,095 We got ambushed by a wedding party, and someone punctured our tyres. 1027 01:04:56,414 --> 01:04:58,014 Somehow we wrangled this ride. 1028 01:04:58,444 --> 01:05:00,723 Some jackass even stole my walkie talkie! 1029 01:05:01,504 --> 01:05:02,848 Keep your posture right. 1030 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:06,320 28... 27. 1031 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:07,586 Keep looking down. 1032 01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,384 26. 1033 01:05:10,211 --> 01:05:11,709 25. 1034 01:05:13,122 --> 01:05:17,009 A unit of the QRT should be on stand by... 1035 01:05:17,201 --> 01:05:19,092 This village is full of her loyalists... 1036 01:05:19,327 --> 01:05:21,361 ...who will jump in to save her. 1037 01:05:21,592 --> 01:05:23,183 I want 2 walkie-talkies handy. 1038 01:05:23,366 --> 01:05:25,430 Set to a frequency of 2.483 Ghz. 1039 01:05:25,618 --> 01:05:28,795 One with the QRT commander and the other with me. 1040 01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:30,274 Code red... Code red. 1041 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:31,727 Code red... Code red. 1042 01:05:31,903 --> 01:05:33,046 Roger that! We're on our way. 1043 01:05:33,204 --> 01:05:33,825 Quick. 1044 01:05:36,662 --> 01:05:37,620 - Cadets! - Yes Sir! 1045 01:05:38,030 --> 01:05:40,149 Stop staring at the party! Clear the damn road! 1046 01:05:44,465 --> 01:05:46,238 Please make way... 1047 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,928 Someone stop them! 1048 01:05:51,427 --> 01:05:52,817 Who took my walkie? 1049 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:55,701 And who the hell punctured the tyre? 1050 01:05:56,932 --> 01:05:58,589 They've got no match, 1051 01:05:58,810 --> 01:06:00,172 they're in the zone 1052 01:06:00,361 --> 01:06:02,086 Across the world, oh it's well known... 1053 01:06:02,282 --> 01:06:03,939 Bunty & Babli 1054 01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:05,389 Twice the swag, 1055 01:06:05,542 --> 01:06:07,780 and double the cross 1056 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,514 They've got the sauce 1057 01:06:09,754 --> 01:06:11,405 Bunty & Babli! 1058 01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:18,982 Hey... you think you own the road?! 1059 01:06:19,194 --> 01:06:22,542 Of course not darling, it's all yours! Love you! 1060 01:06:33,603 --> 01:06:34,261 Shit! 1061 01:06:34,696 --> 01:06:35,287 INCOME TAX 1062 01:06:39,618 --> 01:06:40,977 Bunty-Babli! 1063 01:06:42,577 --> 01:06:44,015 What's the final figure? 1064 01:06:44,452 --> 01:06:45,863 2 Billion Rupees! 1065 01:06:48,194 --> 01:06:50,473 Rascals didn't even leave us loose change! 1066 01:06:50,928 --> 01:06:52,737 Looks like I'm the one who's gonna bleed tears! 1067 01:06:53,212 --> 01:06:54,805 They've got no match, 1068 01:06:55,062 --> 01:06:56,416 they're in the zone 1069 01:06:56,619 --> 01:06:58,313 Across the world, oh it's well known... 1070 01:06:58,518 --> 01:07:00,131 Bunty & Babli 1071 01:07:00,612 --> 01:07:01,690 Twice the swag, 1072 01:07:01,850 --> 01:07:03,952 and double the cross 1073 01:07:04,446 --> 01:07:05,831 They've got the sauce 1074 01:07:06,043 --> 01:07:07,817 Bunty & Babli 1075 01:07:14,262 --> 01:07:17,508 - Dude it's past the expiry date. - Sorry sir. 1076 01:07:17,779 --> 01:07:19,627 I've never been humiliated like this before. 1077 01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:22,503 Maybe I should just resign before they suspend me... 1078 01:07:22,688 --> 01:07:25,046 ...and go back to herding goats. 1079 01:07:25,321 --> 01:07:26,294 Private Number 1080 01:07:29,887 --> 01:07:30,552 Hello! 1081 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:31,500 Hello sir! 1082 01:07:31,765 --> 01:07:32,467 Who's this? 1083 01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:36,285 The ones you're hunting for everywhere. 1084 01:07:38,408 --> 01:07:40,383 Bunty and Babli! 1085 01:07:42,044 --> 01:07:43,572 We just called to apologize sir. 1086 01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:46,605 All we wanted was to take advantage of the mob. 1087 01:07:46,945 --> 01:07:49,114 So we could flick all the cash as QRT! 1088 01:07:49,498 --> 01:07:52,472 We had no idea, you were gonna join the party. 1089 01:07:52,812 --> 01:07:54,331 But don't worry, Sir. 1090 01:07:54,701 --> 01:07:57,173 Nand Kishore has taken full responsibility for the entire fiasco. 1091 01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,250 I don't care for your apology. 1092 01:07:59,536 --> 01:08:01,615 Take my advice... turn yourselves in. 1093 01:08:01,886 --> 01:08:05,812 Or I'm gonna put you away for so long... 1094 01:08:06,064 --> 01:08:07,936 ...that both of you will be the last of your name! 1095 01:08:08,237 --> 01:08:11,200 Do you know why we chose the names Bunty & Babli? 1096 01:08:11,571 --> 01:08:14,794 Because they're the only famous con artists, who've never been caught. 1097 01:08:17,252 --> 01:08:20,201 And neither will we be. So forget about it sir... 1098 01:08:20,591 --> 01:08:22,719 ...and sleep tight. 1099 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:39,761 Mr. Bunty... Mrs. Babli... 1100 01:08:41,843 --> 01:08:44,798 These two amateurs just schooled you two! 1101 01:08:45,302 --> 01:08:48,221 And they almost got me rusticated! 1102 01:08:48,468 --> 01:08:49,983 Maybe, if you had taken us along... 1103 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:52,307 Like that would've made a difference! 1104 01:08:54,114 --> 01:08:59,145 I was wrong to think you guys are cut out for this. 1105 01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:05,612 Gift wrap your little Pappu and go back to your shitty small town life. 1106 01:09:06,104 --> 01:09:10,724 You gentleman, go back to checking tickets. 1107 01:09:11,231 --> 01:09:14,704 And you ladies, go back to do whatever you were doing. 1108 01:09:15,487 --> 01:09:18,966 You guys are way past your prime... 1109 01:09:19,967 --> 01:09:24,385 ...you're like an Aspirin that gives a headache... instead of curing one! 1110 01:09:27,117 --> 01:09:28,618 - Let's go. - Ok. 1111 01:09:30,142 --> 01:09:36,700 Sir, I know you're still 0 for 4, but that was too harsh? 1112 01:09:36,942 --> 01:09:38,875 I mean, what did they do wrong? 1113 01:09:39,170 --> 01:09:41,486 They were only leading their family lives in- 1114 01:09:41,695 --> 01:09:43,278 Gupta... 1115 01:09:44,466 --> 01:09:50,913 An old horse has to be flogged now and then if you want it to win the race. 1116 01:09:52,274 --> 01:09:54,055 They're Bunty-Babli for god's sake! 1117 01:09:54,295 --> 01:09:57,688 No one can even dream of the scams they've pulled off in their heydays. 1118 01:09:58,093 --> 01:09:59,932 Once they put their minds to it... 1119 01:10:00,126 --> 01:10:03,387 ...they can take on anybody, let alone these two upstarts. 1120 01:10:04,386 --> 01:10:07,683 Till now they were doing this out of compulsion... 1121 01:10:08,032 --> 01:10:11,907 ...now I've made it personal for them. 1122 01:10:13,383 --> 01:10:17,250 As far as the score goes... I still get my 4 birds. 1123 01:10:17,515 --> 01:10:19,919 You have my best wishes, sir. 1124 01:10:30,490 --> 01:10:34,670 We couldn't salvage an inch of respect... let alone saving our brand. 1125 01:10:35,951 --> 01:10:37,870 Enough is enough Rakesh... 1126 01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:43,157 Like they say in English... we need to "Up our game"! 1127 01:10:44,571 --> 01:10:49,497 Vimmi, the world is made up of two kinds of people... 1128 01:10:49,775 --> 01:10:53,090 One - the ones who are mere spectators, happy to just clap & cheer... 1129 01:10:53,296 --> 01:10:58,347 And two... those who not only play... but also change the rules of the game! 1130 01:10:58,728 --> 01:11:04,122 We need to stop being the 1st kind... and become the 2nd kind. 1131 01:11:04,645 --> 01:11:06,763 We need to change the game... 1132 01:11:07,115 --> 01:11:09,977 ...and turn these two into spectators! 1133 01:11:10,410 --> 01:11:13,840 Make them dance to our tunes. 1134 01:11:14,412 --> 01:11:17,663 The original Bunty and Babli is coming back! 1135 01:11:18,834 --> 01:11:19,721 Cheers. 1136 01:11:39,994 --> 01:11:42,950 Have you ever seen this much money? 1137 01:11:43,326 --> 01:11:45,240 Not even in my dreams! 1138 01:11:46,823 --> 01:11:49,774 Man, it's making my head spin... 1139 01:11:53,449 --> 01:11:58,619 Rakesh, they've only ever stolen from thieves? 1140 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,149 Their conscience must be clean. 1141 01:12:01,327 --> 01:12:03,859 True, but I'm sure they're having a hard time believing... 1142 01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:05,370 ...all that money is theirs... 1143 01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:10,886 And when you lose belief, it starts playing games with your mind! 1144 01:12:11,258 --> 01:12:12,292 It's over! 1145 01:12:12,584 --> 01:12:14,215 It's time to bid farewell to Bunty and Babli. 1146 01:12:14,428 --> 01:12:16,065 We need a clean slate! 1147 01:12:16,572 --> 01:12:17,528 What do you mean? 1148 01:12:17,781 --> 01:12:21,470 We can fund my startup with this money... 1149 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:24,651 ...and still have enough for money for generations to come! 1150 01:12:25,119 --> 01:12:28,531 I read somewhere... there is always a right time to exit a con! 1151 01:12:29,008 --> 01:12:30,904 This is our 'right time'... 1152 01:12:31,494 --> 01:12:32,870 It's a neat idea... 1153 01:12:33,603 --> 01:12:35,237 ...but there's a problem. 1154 01:12:35,619 --> 01:12:42,577 We need a plan that makes them come straight to us with their bags of cash! 1155 01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:45,461 Only then will Inspector Jatayu will believe us. 1156 01:12:45,843 --> 01:12:51,250 If we had all that money... what would be going on in our heads right now? 1157 01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:54,016 Cash payments above 200,000 are monitored... 1158 01:12:54,206 --> 01:12:56,171 ...anonymous deposits are virtually impossible. 1159 01:12:56,466 --> 01:13:00,476 And buying a car or property, etc. could tip off the Income Tax guys. 1160 01:13:00,902 --> 01:13:02,314 Then let's put the money in this app? 1161 01:13:02,531 --> 01:13:03,951 But how we gonna fund it babe? 1162 01:13:04,116 --> 01:13:06,326 Hire people... pay salaries, etc? 1163 01:13:06,766 --> 01:13:09,209 Paying in cash is a huge risk. 1164 01:13:09,669 --> 01:13:18,696 They'll have to launder this money to be able to use it from a bank account. 1165 01:13:18,897 --> 01:13:19,935 I got an idea! 1166 01:13:20,225 --> 01:13:22,116 An old school con... 1167 01:13:22,728 --> 01:13:26,495 They're good at playing this sophisticated game... 1168 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:30,020 if we have to catch them, we need to bring them down to our level! 1169 01:13:30,882 --> 01:13:33,033 How are we going to launder all of this money? 1170 01:13:33,424 --> 01:13:35,479 There's got to be a way. 1171 01:13:36,016 --> 01:13:38,545 Let's put this money away for the time being... 1172 01:13:38,783 --> 01:13:40,975 ...and take a nice, long holiday. 1173 01:13:41,323 --> 01:13:44,174 We can find a solution after we come back. 1174 01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:50,379 Now? 1175 01:13:51,829 --> 01:13:55,316 You're not going to lose flab in one day! 1176 01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:57,276 Have this protein shake. 1177 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:06,679 This flab is a gift of the happy and peaceful married life you've given me! 1178 01:14:07,925 --> 01:14:11,948 Wait till you see the original Bunty. 1179 01:14:12,788 --> 01:14:16,388 They're not gonna know what hit them. 1180 01:14:25,802 --> 01:14:29,538 That is a fine piece of work! 1181 01:14:29,739 --> 01:14:30,450 Damn right. 1182 01:14:33,606 --> 01:14:34,628 Now let's party! 1183 01:14:37,267 --> 01:14:38,163 Oh yeah. 1184 01:14:40,803 --> 01:14:41,451 Love you! 1185 01:15:00,346 --> 01:15:01,650 Two lonely hearts. 1186 01:15:01,891 --> 01:15:03,221 Footlose and free. 1187 01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:04,581 Let's go on a spree. 1188 01:15:04,839 --> 01:15:06,354 Gotta do it now, anyhow! 1189 01:15:15,857 --> 01:15:17,125 My heart's a tinderbox. 1190 01:15:17,369 --> 01:15:18,746 Your mind... the matchbox. 1191 01:15:19,001 --> 01:15:20,121 Abuzz... ablaze and carefree. 1192 01:15:20,305 --> 01:15:21,842 Gotta make it now, anyhow! 1193 01:15:27,503 --> 01:15:30,428 So hold me tight. 1194 01:15:30,747 --> 01:15:33,529 We only got tonight. 1195 01:15:34,228 --> 01:15:36,932 All I wanna do, my baby blue... 1196 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,806 is coochie coo. With you. 1197 01:15:40,047 --> 01:15:42,676 Love you... love you. 1198 01:15:42,986 --> 01:15:44,949 My heart's the field of gold. 1199 01:15:45,116 --> 01:15:46,097 You're the farmer too. 1200 01:15:46,264 --> 01:15:49,050 Love you... love you. 1201 01:15:49,356 --> 01:15:50,750 Imma spend every dime... 1202 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:52,300 every Saturday on you. 1203 01:15:52,477 --> 01:15:55,059 Love you... love you. 1204 01:15:55,314 --> 01:15:57,012 I wanna be the gloss... 1205 01:15:57,188 --> 01:15:58,448 on your lips... girl, it's true! 1206 01:15:58,634 --> 01:16:01,282 Love you... love you. 1207 01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,138 I wanna be the house. 1208 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,087 You come runnin home to! 1209 01:16:11,503 --> 01:16:12,494 GURDWARA. GURU NANAK DARBAR 1210 01:16:14,681 --> 01:16:16,094 Greetings uncle! 1211 01:16:16,294 --> 01:16:17,216 Greetings. 1212 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:21,844 You two... after all these years. 1213 01:16:22,513 --> 01:16:23,833 Everything alright? 1214 01:16:24,086 --> 01:16:25,034 Yes. 1215 01:16:25,886 --> 01:16:26,912 CHANGEZI RESTAURANT 1216 01:16:28,392 --> 01:16:29,735 Hey, Senor Mehmood! 1217 01:16:32,787 --> 01:16:34,483 Bunty-Babli! 1218 01:16:35,321 --> 01:16:36,796 You guys are all over the news! 1219 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,588 Where you been all this time? 1220 01:16:39,049 --> 01:16:40,811 Good look, huh. 1221 01:16:46,119 --> 01:16:47,573 - This is empty. - This one too. 1222 01:16:47,781 --> 01:16:48,782 Only for now. 1223 01:16:49,058 --> 01:16:54,142 Just imagine our cut for helping the government find its 2 Billion rupees! 1224 01:16:54,476 --> 01:16:58,152 So much cash it'll pop out of these zips! 1225 01:17:06,469 --> 01:17:07,932 I got you and you got me. 1226 01:17:08,098 --> 01:17:09,455 This ain't a game for three. 1227 01:17:09,635 --> 01:17:10,820 Yo paparazzi! Just let us be. 1228 01:17:10,991 --> 01:17:12,695 Gotta do it now, Anyhow! 1229 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,248 World ain't worth a dirty dime. 1230 01:17:20,438 --> 01:17:21,869 It's got no reason, or no rhyme. 1231 01:17:22,049 --> 01:17:23,155 But don't you ever be cross with me. 1232 01:17:23,332 --> 01:17:25,137 Gonna make it now, Anyhow! 1233 01:17:30,534 --> 01:17:33,330 Sing a song with me, swe-pea... 1234 01:17:33,778 --> 01:17:36,280 on Youtube... for everyone to see. 1235 01:17:37,255 --> 01:17:39,926 All I wanna do, my baby blue... 1236 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,538 is coochie coo. With you. 1237 01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:45,783 Love you... love you. 1238 01:17:45,991 --> 01:17:47,949 My heart's the field of gold. 1239 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:49,122 You're the farmer too. 1240 01:17:49,323 --> 01:17:52,000 Love you... love you. 1241 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:53,798 Imma spend every dime... 1242 01:17:53,966 --> 01:17:55,325 every Saturday on you. 1243 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:58,003 Love you... love you. 1244 01:17:58,426 --> 01:17:59,960 I wanna be the gloss... 1245 01:18:00,172 --> 01:18:01,518 on your lips... girl, it's true! 1246 01:18:01,769 --> 01:18:04,084 Love you... love you. 1247 01:18:04,563 --> 01:18:06,151 I wanna be the house. 1248 01:18:06,318 --> 01:18:07,992 You come runnin home to! 1249 01:18:14,483 --> 01:18:15,590 POKER CLUB 1250 01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:19,672 Look Pappu... all your favourite things! 1251 01:18:20,182 --> 01:18:22,827 Burger, French fries, Chowmein... 1252 01:18:23,343 --> 01:18:25,556 and your lemonade! 1253 01:18:26,747 --> 01:18:28,006 What do you want mom? 1254 01:18:29,808 --> 01:18:32,771 I've heard you can find anyone on the web... 1255 01:18:33,657 --> 01:18:35,280 Can you find them? 1256 01:18:41,543 --> 01:18:43,670 Don't need no candle light. 1257 01:18:43,869 --> 01:18:45,253 I'll light up that moon for you. 1258 01:18:45,453 --> 01:18:48,346 On my rooftop, I wanna hear you. 1259 01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:52,504 Sayin... I Love you. 1260 01:18:57,401 --> 01:19:00,721 Don't be shy, my baby blue. 1261 01:19:00,934 --> 01:19:03,049 lemme hear you... 1262 01:19:03,262 --> 01:19:05,345 say... love you. My baby blue. 1263 01:19:06,118 --> 01:19:08,674 I love you. My baby blue. 1264 01:19:09,576 --> 01:19:10,455 Say it. 1265 01:19:11,149 --> 01:19:12,010 Sing it. 1266 01:19:12,677 --> 01:19:15,178 My name... I just wanna. 1267 01:19:15,989 --> 01:19:18,674 Hear you say. 1268 01:19:19,475 --> 01:19:22,234 All I wanna do, my baby blue... 1269 01:19:22,493 --> 01:19:24,697 is coochie coo. With you. 1270 01:19:25,298 --> 01:19:27,969 Love you... love you. 1271 01:19:28,223 --> 01:19:30,167 My heart's the field of gold. 1272 01:19:30,339 --> 01:19:31,371 You're the farmer too. 1273 01:19:31,523 --> 01:19:34,310 Love you... love you. 1274 01:19:34,593 --> 01:19:35,995 Imma spend every dime... 1275 01:19:36,159 --> 01:19:37,462 every Saturday on you. 1276 01:19:37,644 --> 01:19:39,870 Love you... love you. 1277 01:19:40,562 --> 01:19:42,174 I wanna be the gloss... 1278 01:19:42,382 --> 01:19:43,754 on your lips... girl, it's true! 1279 01:19:44,028 --> 01:19:46,265 Love you... love you. 1280 01:19:46,795 --> 01:19:48,197 I wanna be the house. 1281 01:19:48,433 --> 01:19:49,702 You come runnin home to! 1282 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:57,592 Love you. 1283 01:20:05,962 --> 01:20:08,828 Resort done... Beach done... Church done... 1284 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,930 Let's go to that lighthouse! 1285 01:20:14,152 --> 01:20:15,307 Uncle, are you crazy? 1286 01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:16,663 Oh my God! 1287 01:20:17,726 --> 01:20:18,611 Oh my God! 1288 01:20:19,259 --> 01:20:20,798 I am sorry... so sorry. 1289 01:20:21,076 --> 01:20:21,867 I'm scared. 1290 01:20:22,163 --> 01:20:25,431 I need to get somewhere urgently and my car broke down! 1291 01:20:25,647 --> 01:20:27,405 So you'll just stand in the middle of the road? 1292 01:20:27,610 --> 01:20:28,461 Baby calm down. 1293 01:20:28,629 --> 01:20:31,213 Sorry, please I need a lift... it's close by. 1294 01:20:31,634 --> 01:20:34,547 I am Briganza, how do you do? 1295 01:20:35,103 --> 01:20:37,261 Hello ma'am! hello! Please help me? 1296 01:20:37,535 --> 01:20:39,594 Please, please help... 1297 01:20:40,005 --> 01:20:42,353 Thank you. 1298 01:20:43,411 --> 01:20:44,524 Dear Lord! 1299 01:20:46,835 --> 01:20:48,762 Sorry, sorry. 1300 01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:53,137 Just a sec... Lemme get that! 1301 01:20:55,364 --> 01:20:55,967 I'm done. 1302 01:20:57,437 --> 01:20:59,064 I'm sorry. Relax. 1303 01:21:05,689 --> 01:21:07,139 Over to you Uncle. 1304 01:21:12,591 --> 01:21:14,412 EMPIRE PRINTING PRESS 1305 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,618 Yes, yes! 1306 01:21:24,355 --> 01:21:25,236 Where's he going? 1307 01:21:25,970 --> 01:21:27,799 Thank you! 1308 01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:33,881 Strange place, no? 1309 01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:37,477 And an even stranger man... 1310 01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:41,393 That's coz he's carrying a bag full of cash... 1311 01:21:41,769 --> 01:21:43,342 - Cash? - Cash. 1312 01:21:47,013 --> 01:21:48,211 Greetings, Uncle. 1313 01:21:48,544 --> 01:21:49,644 Greetings, my son. 1314 01:21:55,601 --> 01:21:56,983 Hand it over. 1315 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:11,218 The plot thickens! 1316 01:22:12,336 --> 01:22:13,327 Thank you. 1317 01:22:14,243 --> 01:22:15,608 He's here. 1318 01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:22,679 Oh my God! What happened to the car? 1319 01:22:22,969 --> 01:22:24,876 The tyre's punctured... Won't be too long. 1320 01:22:25,061 --> 01:22:30,706 I'm so sorry to have caused so much trouble to you guys. 1321 01:22:30,941 --> 01:22:33,036 Nothing like that! Just some car trouble... 1322 01:22:33,267 --> 01:22:37,396 I'm not letting you two leave without a drink... I'm buying, I insist. 1323 01:22:37,571 --> 01:22:39,270 No sir, we're very tired. 1324 01:22:39,468 --> 01:22:42,076 You guys helped me out in a jam. 1325 01:22:42,544 --> 01:22:45,772 How can I leave you high and dry? C'mon, I insist. 1326 01:22:46,648 --> 01:22:52,063 You guys wouldn't have helped me if I wasn't acting that crazy! 1327 01:22:52,618 --> 01:22:55,464 - Sir. - Come on. 1328 01:22:56,047 --> 01:22:58,761 I was meeting someone to launder my money... abroad. 1329 01:23:02,277 --> 01:23:07,815 But isn't that risky to send all that money out of the country? 1330 01:23:08,079 --> 01:23:11,749 Black money goes out... and white money comes back in. 1331 01:23:13,121 --> 01:23:15,060 India's money should stay in India! So nice thing, no? 1332 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,227 I knew you could send your money out... 1333 01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:20,203 ...but bringing it back in, doesn't sound right to me? 1334 01:23:21,094 --> 01:23:22,179 Lemme explain. 1335 01:23:22,710 --> 01:23:26,409 I get a 10 rupee note in exchange for the cash I deposit here. 1336 01:23:26,744 --> 01:23:28,792 The number on this note is the code... 1337 01:23:29,132 --> 01:23:33,291 ...which my man abroad will show to collect the money. 1338 01:23:33,691 --> 01:23:37,592 The money laundering laws in these tax havens are pretty lenient. 1339 01:23:37,961 --> 01:23:39,712 All you need a bank employee... 1340 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:42,270 ...who'll let you deposit this money in your bank account! 1341 01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:43,371 COLOSSAL BANK LLP 1342 01:23:45,832 --> 01:23:47,363 What if we want to use this service? 1343 01:23:49,630 --> 01:23:58,702 This is a super secret network, run by a dangerous man called Bhuller. 1344 01:23:59,226 --> 01:24:02,045 You need a code to become a part of this network. 1345 01:24:02,368 --> 01:24:04,485 - Sir there must be some way. - Yes sir, please! 1346 01:24:04,877 --> 01:24:06,192 Take the phone number. 1347 01:24:06,798 --> 01:24:08,023 They'll ask you for a code... 1348 01:24:08,489 --> 01:24:09,804 but you wont have one! 1349 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:14,043 No worries. You can try. 1350 01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:16,078 INTERNET CALLING 1351 01:24:16,783 --> 01:24:17,894 It's ringing. 1352 01:24:20,214 --> 01:24:20,655 Hello. 1353 01:24:20,949 --> 01:24:22,761 Code and password? 1354 01:24:23,236 --> 01:24:25,658 Actually, I don't have one but I was hoping that... 1355 01:24:26,921 --> 01:24:30,144 They cut it. Let's try again. 1356 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:31,572 INTERNET CALLING 1357 01:24:35,322 --> 01:24:36,935 Code and password... 1358 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:40,718 I don't have a code... But I've cash more than what Bhuller can handle. 1359 01:24:42,714 --> 01:24:43,446 Drat! 1360 01:24:48,741 --> 01:24:51,012 Let's talk to the printing press uncle. 1361 01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:54,810 Hello. 1362 01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:56,718 Kill it, uncle! 1363 01:24:56,908 --> 01:24:59,464 Yes, alright... No problem. 1364 01:25:41,961 --> 01:25:44,444 How much longer do we follow him? 1365 01:25:45,016 --> 01:25:47,901 Let's see where the old man is going. 1366 01:25:53,702 --> 01:25:56,528 You've been following me for the last 3 hours now... 1367 01:25:57,114 --> 01:25:59,100 ...what do you want my child? 1368 01:26:08,021 --> 01:26:09,421 God is great. 1369 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:17,680 I'm just a courier my child... 1370 01:26:18,128 --> 01:26:22,238 I hide their cash in wedding cards and smuggle it into Delhi... 1371 01:26:23,286 --> 01:26:26,652 I don't know what happens to the money after that. 1372 01:26:27,494 --> 01:26:31,038 It's not that easy to meet Mr. Bhuller. 1373 01:26:31,578 --> 01:26:34,094 Nothing comes easy in the world does it? 1374 01:26:34,496 --> 01:26:37,983 But things can be made easier by paying the right price. 1375 01:26:38,711 --> 01:26:40,042 What's your price? 1376 01:26:45,007 --> 01:26:46,561 2 million! 1377 01:26:49,544 --> 01:26:54,235 Sigh... you'll go back home tomorrow. 1378 01:26:54,467 --> 01:26:57,127 I couldn't even take you out for a film or shopping! 1379 01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:59,935 Like you could afford to take me out shopping?! 1380 01:27:00,155 --> 01:27:02,432 My pocket money is way more than yours! 1381 01:27:02,613 --> 01:27:03,495 Is it? 1382 01:27:14,624 --> 01:27:15,752 Is that good enough for you? 1383 01:27:16,016 --> 01:27:17,602 I won it at online poker. 1384 01:27:17,849 --> 01:27:18,634 Wow. 1385 01:27:21,538 --> 01:27:25,194 What if it's you Mom? I can already see her shoe flying at me! 1386 01:27:35,713 --> 01:27:36,839 You want sugar? 1387 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,674 No sweety... I'm diabetic. 1388 01:27:41,963 --> 01:27:44,645 Rinku, I'll see you later. 1389 01:27:46,068 --> 01:27:47,434 - Bye, bye. - Bye. 1390 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,367 - Bye, bye. - Bye, bye. 1391 01:28:01,605 --> 01:28:02,721 Where are they? 1392 01:28:03,048 --> 01:28:04,650 Mom and dad? 1393 01:28:04,964 --> 01:28:09,263 I won't be looking for Nirav Modi in your godforsaken town, would I? 1394 01:28:09,502 --> 01:28:14,228 I'll tell you... but what do I get in return? 1395 01:28:14,745 --> 01:28:15,888 Name your price. 1396 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:20,712 Dad's promised me a mountain bike if I score 90% in my exams. 1397 01:28:21,010 --> 01:28:21,745 So? 1398 01:28:22,053 --> 01:28:25,306 The thing is he can only get me a bicycle. 1399 01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:26,520 Right? 1400 01:28:26,696 --> 01:28:28,405 But I want a motorbike! 1401 01:28:29,264 --> 01:28:31,986 I even have the extra 50,000 to buy it... 1402 01:28:32,826 --> 01:28:38,355 But I'm not really gonna score 90%... 1403 01:28:39,876 --> 01:28:43,149 ...unless I get question papers beforehand. 1404 01:28:43,636 --> 01:28:47,571 And a cop can make that happen easily, right? 1405 01:28:48,353 --> 01:28:50,436 Think about it, no pressure. 1406 01:28:50,761 --> 01:28:56,552 I'm thinking I'm gonna give your parents a standing ovation... 1407 01:28:56,936 --> 01:29:00,367 ...for the great achievement of raising a talent like you! 1408 01:29:00,676 --> 01:29:01,196 Correct. 1409 01:29:02,450 --> 01:29:04,430 - So it's a deal? - Come here. 1410 01:29:06,372 --> 01:29:07,291 Deal. 1411 01:29:07,575 --> 01:29:08,658 Listen carefully. 1412 01:29:08,878 --> 01:29:13,637 You need to report everything you hear, to me. 1413 01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:20,140 You're now a special agent of the police - Agent 007 Pappu! 1414 01:29:20,525 --> 01:29:24,459 Agent 007 Pappu! 1415 01:29:25,139 --> 01:29:29,908 Snap out of it... where are your parents? 1416 01:29:30,613 --> 01:29:33,462 - Sir, Abu Dhabi! - Abu Dhabi! 1417 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:54,604 Bhuller-Bhuller... 1418 01:29:54,982 --> 01:29:56,972 This is Bobby Bhuller... you know my game 1419 01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:59,852 India to Abu Dhabi, they know my name 1420 01:30:00,055 --> 01:30:01,315 Man I am dripping with gold 1421 01:30:01,504 --> 01:30:02,886 My veins got ice, 1422 01:30:03,087 --> 01:30:04,296 but I'm hot and never nice 1423 01:30:04,444 --> 01:30:05,696 Remember my name 1424 01:30:05,866 --> 01:30:08,390 I'm the bank, I am the cash store 1425 01:30:08,623 --> 01:30:09,981 When I rain, it always pours! 1426 01:30:10,161 --> 01:30:11,509 I delete all my foes 1427 01:30:11,905 --> 01:30:13,918 Bhuller keeps changing his location. 1428 01:30:14,483 --> 01:30:16,341 I've heard he's in Abu Dhabi these days... 1429 01:30:16,602 --> 01:30:19,458 ...at the Emirates Palace Hotel, where he conducts his meetings... 1430 01:30:19,736 --> 01:30:23,851 ...and then lunch with French champagne and Beluga Caviar. 1431 01:30:24,159 --> 01:30:27,459 Sorry sir! Someone ordered all our Beluga caviar. 1432 01:30:32,014 --> 01:30:33,123 Someone. 1433 01:30:34,858 --> 01:30:36,358 - Who? - Them. 1434 01:30:48,986 --> 01:30:51,220 Baby, he's coming this way. 1435 01:30:51,416 --> 01:30:52,734 Start eating the caviar... 1436 01:30:53,043 --> 01:30:53,851 What's the point? 1437 01:30:54,076 --> 01:30:55,905 Let's just tell him we want to launder our money? 1438 01:30:56,108 --> 01:31:00,562 He is the Pablo Escobar of this place and we need to get his attention! 1439 01:31:00,948 --> 01:31:03,869 I want everything, the food is delicious. 1440 01:31:04,146 --> 01:31:04,919 It's lovely. 1441 01:31:05,123 --> 01:31:07,066 The chef is good... I want to give him something. 1442 01:31:08,108 --> 01:31:09,100 Indian? 1443 01:31:10,323 --> 01:31:14,450 No, I am Emirati. My girlfriend, she Indian. Any problem? 1444 01:31:14,938 --> 01:31:17,111 Jasmine. You can call me J. 1445 01:31:20,864 --> 01:31:22,575 I've heard you are starving. 1446 01:31:23,714 --> 01:31:24,575 Pardon? 1447 01:31:24,812 --> 01:31:26,516 That caviar belongs to me. 1448 01:31:27,151 --> 01:31:28,164 This one? 1449 01:31:28,428 --> 01:31:32,720 Well right now it is on our table so it belongs to the table. 1450 01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:36,050 You can join us if you want... we don't mind. 1451 01:31:39,174 --> 01:31:40,178 Oops. 1452 01:31:41,204 --> 01:31:44,381 Ye, what the fish... I am telling you this man is a crazy! 1453 01:31:44,578 --> 01:31:46,747 This caviar cost 20 thousand Dirhams. 1454 01:31:46,946 --> 01:31:48,148 It's ok baby... it's fine. 1455 01:31:48,362 --> 01:31:50,102 Ok... I don't want to fight... I don't want to fight. 1456 01:31:50,296 --> 01:31:51,275 Baby calm me down. 1457 01:31:51,493 --> 01:31:53,612 Take my hand, calm me down. Calm me down. 1458 01:31:53,793 --> 01:31:58,681 No fight, no fight you are guest in my country so I'll behave. 1459 01:32:01,237 --> 01:32:03,029 You better calm down... 1460 01:32:03,356 --> 01:32:07,552 ...because no one can take what belongs to Bhuller. 1461 01:32:07,908 --> 01:32:09,361 Be it Bhuller's cash... 1462 01:32:12,292 --> 01:32:14,040 ...or Bhuller's caviar! 1463 01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:17,257 Waiter, put that on my tab. 1464 01:32:22,796 --> 01:32:24,586 Man, is this guy hot headed or what?! 1465 01:32:24,731 --> 01:32:26,923 Don't break character... he could turn around. 1466 01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:31,378 Seems I did great! 1467 01:32:35,294 --> 01:32:37,863 I'm the girl in your dream, I'm the queen 1468 01:32:38,181 --> 01:32:40,848 We're inseparable... no one gets in between 1469 01:32:41,116 --> 01:32:44,231 A bit of Bubbly - an expert con and a beauty 1470 01:32:44,484 --> 01:32:47,371 She plays dirty, cause her name is Cutie! 1471 01:32:47,653 --> 01:32:50,996 Mr. Bhuller's wife - Cutie Bhuller. 1472 01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:57,216 She loves horses, but she loves winning even more. 1473 01:32:57,388 --> 01:32:58,314 Ready for auction! 1474 01:33:00,723 --> 01:33:01,763 Here we go. 1475 01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:04,984 One, two, three! 1476 01:33:06,049 --> 01:33:12,445 Next one up for auction is thorough bred 'Thunder'. 1477 01:33:13,126 --> 01:33:19,485 Reserve price is 50,000 Dirham with an increment of 5000. 1478 01:33:20,955 --> 01:33:22,322 Lovely. 1479 01:33:22,622 --> 01:33:27,235 55,000 once... 55000 twice... 1480 01:33:27,911 --> 01:33:28,832 60. 1481 01:33:29,449 --> 01:33:31,373 We have another enthusiast. 1482 01:33:31,660 --> 01:33:32,786 60. 1483 01:33:33,346 --> 01:33:34,738 60,000 once... 1484 01:33:35,061 --> 01:33:37,110 here we go! 65. 1485 01:33:38,372 --> 01:33:44,301 Hey 70 - 80,000 incredible! 1486 01:33:45,195 --> 01:33:48,586 80... very good 90 1487 01:33:49,604 --> 01:33:50,836 95,000. 1488 01:33:52,078 --> 01:33:53,059 A 100,000. 1489 01:33:53,558 --> 01:33:55,016 Unbelievable! 1490 01:33:55,351 --> 01:33:59,959 Bunty control the missus, before there's a storm in the desert! 1491 01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:03,961 Tread lightly love... 1492 01:34:04,335 --> 01:34:07,097 ...we'll be out in the streets if we have to pay! 1493 01:34:10,671 --> 01:34:12,637 135,000 once... 1494 01:34:13,723 --> 01:34:14,680 140!!! 1495 01:34:15,779 --> 01:34:20,150 Vimmi, if this goes south, they'll even take Pappu away from us! 1496 01:34:20,380 --> 01:34:23,557 140,000 once... 140,000... 145! 1497 01:34:24,204 --> 01:34:26,280 Unbelievable! Oh my God!!! 1498 01:34:26,610 --> 01:34:27,923 150,000. 1499 01:34:28,291 --> 01:34:30,797 150,000 once... 150,000 twice... 1500 01:34:30,987 --> 01:34:31,949 Let's go. 1501 01:34:32,169 --> 01:34:33,770 150,000 thrice! 1502 01:34:34,044 --> 01:34:35,010 ABU DHABI EQUESTRIAN CLUB 1503 01:34:40,357 --> 01:34:43,035 Congratulations to the young man! 1504 01:34:44,644 --> 01:34:46,492 When is the idiot going to show up. 1505 01:34:46,801 --> 01:34:48,232 He will. 1506 01:34:53,493 --> 01:34:54,467 He's here. 1507 01:34:57,631 --> 01:34:58,581 Ready? 1508 01:35:08,170 --> 01:35:09,465 - Sorry. - Yes. 1509 01:35:09,982 --> 01:35:12,376 I took all your caviar the other day. 1510 01:35:12,736 --> 01:35:14,338 I sincerely apologies. 1511 01:35:14,782 --> 01:35:17,100 Please accept this humble gift. 1512 01:35:17,644 --> 01:35:21,295 I gift you this beautiful horse. 1513 01:35:21,712 --> 01:35:22,463 Abdul? 1514 01:35:23,574 --> 01:35:29,749 Actually at 150,000 Dirham, this horse is too cheap for me. 1515 01:35:30,521 --> 01:35:33,710 I think it suits you better. Keep it. 1516 01:35:34,201 --> 01:35:36,337 Driver, drive! 1517 01:35:45,689 --> 01:35:46,990 What did you do? 1518 01:35:47,228 --> 01:35:47,872 What? 1519 01:35:48,070 --> 01:35:50,846 This was our chance to reel them in! 1520 01:35:51,038 --> 01:35:51,980 Calm down Rakesh. 1521 01:35:52,178 --> 01:35:56,155 Sweety there's no honey trap... if we ain't got any honey! 1522 01:35:56,381 --> 01:35:58,261 We need money to pull this off... 1523 01:35:58,471 --> 01:36:01,184 ...that horse was worth at least a 150,000! 1524 01:36:01,399 --> 01:36:05,443 We've already spent half of what Uncle took from them... in the last 4 days! 1525 01:36:05,835 --> 01:36:09,152 Take a chill-pill Rakesh. 1526 01:36:10,172 --> 01:36:12,999 And don't forget this is Bhuller they are trying to woo... 1527 01:36:13,247 --> 01:36:15,334 ...not some street-level thug. 1528 01:36:15,814 --> 01:36:17,197 Let them struggle... 1529 01:36:17,655 --> 01:36:21,278 ...soon they won't be giving us this 200,000... but the entire 2 billion! 1530 01:36:32,544 --> 01:36:36,429 There's whack jobs... and there's WHACK JOBS! 1531 01:36:36,662 --> 01:36:38,315 Which ones are these? 1532 01:36:38,789 --> 01:36:39,794 I can't even. 1533 01:36:41,049 --> 01:36:44,438 Baby, if you're all done, can I try? 1534 01:36:45,573 --> 01:36:49,114 Of course... the times - they are a changin'! 1535 01:36:49,352 --> 01:36:51,611 But what you gonna do? 1536 01:36:51,994 --> 01:36:56,186 Indian or Emirati. There's only one weakness men have. 1537 01:36:58,923 --> 01:37:00,959 We will be making an investment in downtown. 1538 01:37:01,222 --> 01:37:02,879 - You get my files. - Of course. 1539 01:37:03,331 --> 01:37:03,880 What? 1540 01:37:04,184 --> 01:37:07,057 I'm paying you 500 Dirhams a day. Order your own food. 1541 01:37:07,973 --> 01:37:09,062 This is mine. 1542 01:37:10,698 --> 01:37:11,889 Rakesh, listen. 1543 01:37:12,203 --> 01:37:12,806 Yes, my queen? 1544 01:37:13,004 --> 01:37:16,038 We've waited all morning. Maybe they won't show up today. 1545 01:37:16,236 --> 01:37:18,633 Right. It's a wrap for today. 1546 01:37:19,059 --> 01:37:21,488 At least we'll save on this loose change expenses. 1547 01:37:22,286 --> 01:37:24,819 C'mon then... chop-chop. Off you go. 1548 01:37:27,579 --> 01:37:30,654 It's time to get my money's worth. 1549 01:37:32,884 --> 01:37:36,299 Pappu, I promise I'll bring you along next time. 1550 01:37:36,905 --> 01:37:41,515 Rakesh, my man... this is the life! 1551 01:37:53,224 --> 01:37:54,374 Attagirl! 1552 01:37:59,525 --> 01:38:02,406 There's a sight you don't see in my hometown. 1553 01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:05,944 Nothing could be harder, 1554 01:38:06,647 --> 01:38:09,324 Blast from the 4x4 dancefloor, 1555 01:38:09,609 --> 01:38:12,337 Ever rising, awesome like parkour, 1556 01:38:13,298 --> 01:38:15,656 Jumping... its so easy, my art form! 1557 01:38:15,994 --> 01:38:18,005 Can't believe they'd stoop this low! 1558 01:38:20,530 --> 01:38:21,716 She's headed right here! 1559 01:38:21,942 --> 01:38:25,132 Rakesh, you moron... get out of there! 1560 01:38:30,610 --> 01:38:32,358 Play it cool Rakesh. 1561 01:38:37,470 --> 01:38:40,022 Swag on! 1562 01:38:44,535 --> 01:38:46,156 Where the hell is she going? 1563 01:38:52,294 --> 01:38:54,733 Mister Bhuller... right? 1564 01:38:55,117 --> 01:38:56,520 Rakesh, you rascal! 1565 01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:59,102 Who's asking? 1566 01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:02,369 Wow! You're from India too? 1567 01:39:04,969 --> 01:39:08,670 I've got some sunburn here... but I can't reach it. 1568 01:39:09,298 --> 01:39:11,468 Can you please put this lotion on me? 1569 01:39:12,908 --> 01:39:14,072 Thank you! 1570 01:39:18,489 --> 01:39:21,541 If I do this, a shoe will definitely fly into my face! 1571 01:39:23,670 --> 01:39:24,984 It's worth it! 1572 01:39:28,209 --> 01:39:28,939 Lotion! 1573 01:39:31,877 --> 01:39:36,427 Vimmi this brand might cost you your husband!!! 1574 01:39:36,683 --> 01:39:40,201 Move aside you lifeguard... how does this work?! 1575 01:39:41,077 --> 01:39:42,268 Yaaaa! 1576 01:39:48,334 --> 01:39:50,154 You have such a nice touch... 1577 01:39:50,628 --> 01:39:53,311 ...and you're hands are so strong Mr. Bhuller. 1578 01:39:54,424 --> 01:39:58,627 These hands have only been checking tickets for 15 years... 1579 01:39:58,898 --> 01:40:00,506 ...maybe it was all for this day. 1580 01:40:09,677 --> 01:40:10,954 I think I've seen you before. 1581 01:40:11,116 --> 01:40:12,510 That's right. 1582 01:40:12,753 --> 01:40:16,156 At the restaurant - the caviar... and then at stud auction. 1583 01:40:16,406 --> 01:40:17,277 Yes. 1584 01:40:17,653 --> 01:40:20,357 But you still showed so much maturity. 1585 01:40:20,636 --> 01:40:24,793 I don't know maybe that's why I like older men. 1586 01:40:25,031 --> 01:40:26,362 Like older man!! 1587 01:40:26,586 --> 01:40:27,720 Be careful! 1588 01:40:31,384 --> 01:40:32,526 Where are you lost? 1589 01:40:33,012 --> 01:40:34,719 The lotion's all done. 1590 01:40:35,633 --> 01:40:36,635 I have to go now. 1591 01:40:37,058 --> 01:40:38,028 Out of my way! 1592 01:40:38,314 --> 01:40:39,292 Watch out! 1593 01:40:45,442 --> 01:40:46,269 What the hell. 1594 01:40:46,522 --> 01:40:47,505 Okay bye. 1595 01:40:52,232 --> 01:40:54,007 Rakesh, you stupid oaf! 1596 01:40:55,135 --> 01:40:57,551 Man, I'm in some serious trouble! 1597 01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:01,477 She had sprained her back Vimmi. 1598 01:41:01,673 --> 01:41:03,548 I was putting the ointment on her back! 1599 01:41:03,768 --> 01:41:07,102 I know she's a woman... but we are all humans first! 1600 01:41:07,290 --> 01:41:11,277 Stop trying to con me Rakesh! 1601 01:41:11,693 --> 01:41:14,301 I'm not like the village belles of your small town. 1602 01:41:14,727 --> 01:41:16,399 I'm the Iron Lady of Uttar Pradesh! 1603 01:41:16,794 --> 01:41:19,586 I can't believe I've left my kid alone for your shenanigans. 1604 01:41:20,416 --> 01:41:21,384 My shenanigans?! 1605 01:41:21,566 --> 01:41:22,762 Yes, yours! 1606 01:41:22,995 --> 01:41:27,443 And if you get on my nerves, I'm gonna take Pappu and leave you! 1607 01:41:28,730 --> 01:41:31,568 Then you can dye your own hair and wash your own underwear! 1608 01:41:31,981 --> 01:41:33,962 No more 'behind the scenes'. 1609 01:41:34,174 --> 01:41:36,302 I'm gonna be with you, wherever you go! 1610 01:41:36,803 --> 01:41:40,274 Lemme see how human you are after all. 1611 01:41:51,514 --> 01:41:53,105 - Excuse me, Miss? - Yes sir. 1612 01:41:53,404 --> 01:41:54,331 How much is buffet? 1613 01:41:54,503 --> 01:41:57,385 It's 233 Dirhams per person plus tax! 1614 01:41:59,529 --> 01:42:00,649 Okay, for two people. 1615 01:42:00,937 --> 01:42:02,568 Ya, you can sit anywhere. 1616 01:42:02,862 --> 01:42:04,159 - Thank you. - Welcome. 1617 01:42:05,126 --> 01:42:05,669 Yes. 1618 01:42:05,967 --> 01:42:07,117 Bobby! 1619 01:42:09,209 --> 01:42:10,780 - Hi. - Hi. 1620 01:42:11,164 --> 01:42:13,530 What fresh hell is this? 1621 01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:14,653 You are here. 1622 01:42:15,249 --> 01:42:17,956 And I was looking for you on the sea front! 1623 01:42:19,096 --> 01:42:21,135 Uff... Nice suit. 1624 01:42:21,918 --> 01:42:22,542 Thanks. 1625 01:42:22,850 --> 01:42:24,584 God I have such a thing for men in suits. 1626 01:42:26,037 --> 01:42:28,641 Nice... come lets have breakfast. 1627 01:42:29,330 --> 01:42:30,986 Come, don't be so so shy... come. 1628 01:42:32,566 --> 01:42:33,554 Come sit. 1629 01:42:36,325 --> 01:42:38,686 You know my boyfriend also wanted to apologies, 1630 01:42:38,879 --> 01:42:40,648 he has been feeling so bad. 1631 01:42:41,432 --> 01:42:45,170 He's a little jealous... but who wouldn't be? 1632 01:42:45,358 --> 01:42:47,278 I mean we hit it off straight away, right? 1633 01:42:47,922 --> 01:42:48,606 Right. 1634 01:42:49,351 --> 01:42:52,420 - Is your boyfriend Emirati? - Yes. 1635 01:42:52,659 --> 01:42:53,996 - And you're Indian? - Yes. 1636 01:42:54,178 --> 01:42:55,029 How come? 1637 01:42:55,474 --> 01:42:57,379 Oh my god, it's really funny story! 1638 01:42:57,613 --> 01:42:59,477 I was born in Ludhiana... studied in London. 1639 01:42:59,639 --> 01:43:02,745 We met at Harrods one day. Oh my God, its love at first site. 1640 01:43:02,993 --> 01:43:04,961 He was like..."babe you are mine..." - I said okay. 1641 01:43:06,839 --> 01:43:09,808 That's all it took? 1642 01:43:10,619 --> 01:43:14,331 That's all it takes these days you know. 1643 01:43:22,154 --> 01:43:23,127 What? 1644 01:43:23,554 --> 01:43:25,753 - Hi, meet my- - I know who she is. 1645 01:43:26,209 --> 01:43:27,172 Hi. 1646 01:43:27,739 --> 01:43:29,426 - And she is- - Snooty Bhuller. 1647 01:43:29,690 --> 01:43:30,420 Sorry? 1648 01:43:30,633 --> 01:43:34,138 Cutie Bhuller... why, what did you hear? 1649 01:43:34,984 --> 01:43:37,070 So cute! Please sit no? 1650 01:43:37,577 --> 01:43:39,512 It's so nice to meet you. 1651 01:43:39,959 --> 01:43:42,897 You are such a lucky woman to have him as your husband. 1652 01:43:43,130 --> 01:43:46,705 Women must be falling over each other to marry a man like him. 1653 01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:50,400 So handsome. 1654 01:43:50,725 --> 01:43:53,399 Morning, beautiful people...darling. 1655 01:43:55,472 --> 01:43:57,336 You know Bobby I was just talking about you. 1656 01:43:57,518 --> 01:43:58,314 Love it. 1657 01:43:58,551 --> 01:44:02,145 You look like my morning butter... wanna put you on bread and eat. 1658 01:44:04,613 --> 01:44:06,619 Sorry for the auction Sir... Ma'am. 1659 01:44:06,882 --> 01:44:08,459 No, no... it's okay. 1660 01:44:10,337 --> 01:44:12,291 You are so kind hearted bobby. 1661 01:44:12,819 --> 01:44:15,246 We are here on a short trip... we'll leave soon. 1662 01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:18,620 We would be really happy if you accept the beautiful horse. 1663 01:44:19,055 --> 01:44:23,979 Ya please you should... please, pretty please for me. 1664 01:44:24,831 --> 01:44:25,540 OKAY! 1665 01:44:25,723 --> 01:44:26,329 Okay. 1666 01:44:26,548 --> 01:44:27,652 Not okay!!! 1667 01:44:28,232 --> 01:44:29,182 Not okay? 1668 01:44:30,570 --> 01:44:33,316 What is this?! Do you know who I am? 1669 01:44:33,757 --> 01:44:36,035 I'm the Money laundering Queen - Cutie Bhuller! 1670 01:44:36,269 --> 01:44:41,735 I can move billions of dollars across continents with a single phone call. 1671 01:44:42,338 --> 01:44:46,850 It takes people a lifetime to even share a table with me... 1672 01:44:47,688 --> 01:44:50,049 ...and you think you can just waltz in here?! 1673 01:44:50,307 --> 01:44:51,325 Get up! 1674 01:44:55,440 --> 01:44:58,003 You're making a scene Cutie. 1675 01:44:58,703 --> 01:44:59,911 Be quiet! 1676 01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,310 You think you're a bit stud? 1677 01:45:02,791 --> 01:45:07,801 Dude I from the Wild wild west of India. 1678 01:45:08,121 --> 01:45:09,398 You're new money, aren't you? 1679 01:45:09,601 --> 01:45:11,769 I can't see much of a pedigree here. 1680 01:45:12,990 --> 01:45:13,843 And you! 1681 01:45:14,631 --> 01:45:16,804 What's with this 'Bobby' nonsense? 1682 01:45:17,337 --> 01:45:20,297 Did nobody ever teach you any manners? 1683 01:45:20,674 --> 01:45:22,616 - Actually... - Shut it... or I'll shoot it! 1684 01:45:25,499 --> 01:45:26,720 Actually what? 1685 01:45:27,586 --> 01:45:30,975 You thinks we are your "bffs"?! 1686 01:45:32,226 --> 01:45:35,706 Don't you get too smart... or too familiar. 1687 01:45:38,310 --> 01:45:40,514 Bobby bloody Bhuller... It seems! 1688 01:45:48,382 --> 01:45:49,258 Fiery woman. 1689 01:45:49,517 --> 01:45:50,065 Yeah. 1690 01:45:50,291 --> 01:45:52,145 That's why I love her. 1691 01:45:52,509 --> 01:45:54,738 Let me rein her in a little. 1692 01:45:55,554 --> 01:45:56,400 Good day. 1693 01:45:56,567 --> 01:45:59,672 Good day! Ya, ya... you are the man. Go get her. 1694 01:46:01,741 --> 01:46:04,704 Oh man... things just got complicated. 1695 01:46:05,216 --> 01:46:07,390 No... it just got bloody simple. 1696 01:46:07,618 --> 01:46:10,075 Bhuller lady just gave away her identity. 1697 01:46:10,426 --> 01:46:12,373 We don't need these cons anymore... 1698 01:46:12,568 --> 01:46:14,155 ...from now on, honesty is the best policy! 1699 01:46:14,335 --> 01:46:16,469 Well done baby. Let's go. 1700 01:46:17,066 --> 01:46:20,258 Vimmi-Vimmi, listen to me! 1701 01:46:21,094 --> 01:46:22,482 - Vimmi. - What is it? 1702 01:46:22,851 --> 01:46:23,950 What was that?! 1703 01:46:24,148 --> 01:46:25,966 Why'd you have to make a scene? 1704 01:46:26,164 --> 01:46:27,148 I was managing it! 1705 01:46:27,887 --> 01:46:29,655 What were you managing, Rakesh? 1706 01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:33,591 That chick's calling you 'Bobby' while your wife's sitting right next to you! 1707 01:46:34,092 --> 01:46:35,906 If you're done with me... with this marriage... 1708 01:46:36,083 --> 01:46:37,707 ...just come out with it and tell me. 1709 01:46:37,988 --> 01:46:41,691 My god Vimmi, you've lost your mind... what are you saying? 1710 01:46:42,071 --> 01:46:43,246 I know what you're up. 1711 01:46:43,531 --> 01:46:46,850 You pretend like you care about our brand, but I know what's going on! 1712 01:46:47,174 --> 01:46:49,894 You went off script with your character so I changed our story. 1713 01:46:50,122 --> 01:46:52,696 Who says a man has to be the Kingpin... 1714 01:46:52,918 --> 01:46:54,306 ...why can't there be a Queen-pin?! 1715 01:46:54,473 --> 01:46:57,220 You think I'm acting funny? 1716 01:46:58,041 --> 01:47:00,934 Why didn't you take the horse... like we'd planned to! 1717 01:47:01,173 --> 01:47:03,898 We could've got going then itself... But no! 1718 01:47:04,359 --> 01:47:06,381 You wanted to make things 'challenging'. 1719 01:47:06,663 --> 01:47:08,725 You didn't think they'll try something else? 1720 01:47:09,019 --> 01:47:11,425 Go ahead... be the Queen-pin! 1721 01:47:11,627 --> 01:47:13,826 Lemme see how you lead this con, I won't say a word. 1722 01:47:14,145 --> 01:47:16,987 Sure. I will lead... way better than you ever did! 1723 01:47:17,210 --> 01:47:19,969 - Oh I can't wait to see! - And see you will. 1724 01:47:26,404 --> 01:47:29,698 Men will always be men. Is the plan still on? 1725 01:47:30,382 --> 01:47:32,317 Why don't you go ask the Queen-pin?! 1726 01:47:33,122 --> 01:47:34,546 What's wrong with you? 1727 01:47:37,690 --> 01:47:39,501 Looks like the idiot just hit the fan! 1728 01:47:42,843 --> 01:47:45,427 Hi ma'am would you like to sample our new cocktail please? 1729 01:47:45,807 --> 01:47:46,587 Is it free? 1730 01:47:46,805 --> 01:47:47,791 Yes ma'am... It's a sample! 1731 01:47:48,066 --> 01:47:49,148 Gimme a dozen. 1732 01:47:49,549 --> 01:47:51,014 Keep 5-6. 1733 01:47:53,552 --> 01:47:54,884 Thank you ma'am, enjoy! 1734 01:48:03,302 --> 01:48:04,417 Free samples, huh. 1735 01:48:05,527 --> 01:48:08,683 I doubt it tastes anything like our drinks back home cutie ma'am. 1736 01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:12,650 One dressing down... and you've gone from Arab Cocktails to Indian drinks. 1737 01:48:13,127 --> 01:48:14,529 If I'd gone 'Indian' straight up, 1738 01:48:14,705 --> 01:48:16,686 ...you would have thrown a slipper at my head. 1739 01:48:17,208 --> 01:48:22,606 To be honest, I think all this new money got to our heads. 1740 01:48:23,065 --> 01:48:27,002 We forgot our manners and our place. 1741 01:48:27,359 --> 01:48:31,797 Hope you can let bygones be bygones and forgive our childishness? 1742 01:48:32,323 --> 01:48:33,297 A child? 1743 01:48:33,848 --> 01:48:35,684 As compared to you two. 1744 01:48:36,608 --> 01:48:40,104 We tried hard to reach you via Bobby sir, but all in vain. 1745 01:48:40,491 --> 01:48:43,192 We thought we could trick you into helping us. 1746 01:48:43,700 --> 01:48:47,341 We need to launder about 2 Billion rupees... 1747 01:48:47,803 --> 01:48:52,043 ...but we were worried you won't take us seriously. 1748 01:48:53,306 --> 01:48:54,836 This is our last try. 1749 01:48:55,098 --> 01:48:56,301 If you disapprove, 1750 01:48:56,518 --> 01:48:59,063 I swear we will never show our faces again. 1751 01:48:59,867 --> 01:49:03,108 Sorry for all the trouble... and thank you Ma'am! 1752 01:49:07,688 --> 01:49:10,966 I appreciate the honesty, what state are you from? 1753 01:49:12,134 --> 01:49:13,761 Uttar Pradesh Ma'am... In the north. 1754 01:49:14,173 --> 01:49:15,931 That makes us neighbours. 1755 01:49:16,916 --> 01:49:19,302 Let's meet for dinner tomorrow at my suite. 1756 01:49:19,525 --> 01:49:20,832 Get your baby too. 1757 01:49:21,029 --> 01:49:23,947 So... Is that a 'Yes'? 1758 01:49:24,277 --> 01:49:26,409 - Dinner. Tomorrow night. - Okay. 1759 01:49:26,592 --> 01:49:28,228 I don't feel like working right now. 1760 01:49:28,593 --> 01:49:31,238 I am working on my tan. 1761 01:49:31,734 --> 01:49:35,735 Can I just say, how perfect that tan is! Okay. 1762 01:49:36,748 --> 01:49:39,154 I'll see you at the party. 1763 01:49:40,592 --> 01:49:41,914 Thank you, ma'am. 1764 01:49:48,397 --> 01:49:49,018 Cheers. 1765 01:49:49,282 --> 01:49:53,445 My friends... this world has two kinds of people. 1766 01:49:53,925 --> 01:49:55,968 One - the kinds who walk a straight... 1767 01:49:56,190 --> 01:49:58,041 ...honest path and sleep peacefully at night. 1768 01:49:58,236 --> 01:50:01,204 And Two - the kinds who take the crooked... 1769 01:50:01,402 --> 01:50:04,783 ...twisted path and live as if every night is their last. 1770 01:50:05,475 --> 01:50:08,194 We belong to the second kind... 1771 01:50:09,220 --> 01:50:12,148 ...and soon you guys will too. 1772 01:50:12,822 --> 01:50:16,091 So let's party like this literally is the last night of your free lives! 1773 01:50:16,386 --> 01:50:18,948 Like there's no tomorrow. 1774 01:50:19,208 --> 01:50:20,346 Well said! 1775 01:50:22,909 --> 01:50:25,555 You're going off track and headed for a crash. 1776 01:50:26,424 --> 01:50:29,834 Stop over acting. They are already sold. 1777 01:50:30,335 --> 01:50:31,584 Give me a minute Vimmi. 1778 01:50:32,104 --> 01:50:33,024 Vimmi? 1779 01:50:34,504 --> 01:50:37,262 Isn't her name Cutie? Cutie Bhuller? 1780 01:50:37,706 --> 01:50:38,250 No. 1781 01:50:40,165 --> 01:50:44,995 She's Vimmi, and I am Rakesh from Fursatganj, Uttar Pradesh. 1782 01:50:45,825 --> 01:50:49,954 It's the money laundering that made us Bobby and Cutie Bhuller. 1783 01:50:51,543 --> 01:50:52,483 Right Cutie? 1784 01:50:54,104 --> 01:50:57,035 Have you guys heard of Bunty and Babli? 1785 01:50:57,778 --> 01:50:59,953 No, who're they? 1786 01:51:01,092 --> 01:51:03,923 Legends... also from small town India. Like us. 1787 01:51:04,475 --> 01:51:05,607 So what? 1788 01:51:05,839 --> 01:51:08,478 All this money... we haven't earned it - 1789 01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:13,177 we ripped off a corrupt politician doing what we learnt from Bunty and Babli. 1790 01:51:13,647 --> 01:51:19,349 I bet that's what these real Bunty and Babli would've done! 1791 01:51:20,469 --> 01:51:22,681 Where is it now? 1792 01:51:23,224 --> 01:51:23,912 Who? 1793 01:51:24,408 --> 01:51:24,873 THAT. 1794 01:51:25,914 --> 01:51:28,502 Oh... the cash is safe back home. 1795 01:51:29,156 --> 01:51:31,327 We can get it where you say at 2 days notice. 1796 01:51:31,737 --> 01:51:33,376 Get the money to Delhi. 1797 01:51:33,896 --> 01:51:35,718 Done! Where in Delhi? 1798 01:51:36,332 --> 01:51:39,311 Bobby, where in Delhi? 1799 01:51:47,968 --> 01:51:49,457 Ma'am, your grace too. 1800 01:51:50,247 --> 01:51:51,153 Sure. 1801 01:51:52,168 --> 01:51:54,476 To our under construction building. 1802 01:51:54,676 --> 01:51:56,628 Cheers... once more, for 2 Billion! 1803 01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:57,710 Cheers! 1804 01:52:08,370 --> 01:52:09,346 2 Billion? 1805 01:52:09,915 --> 01:52:11,282 Just imagine! 1806 01:52:11,596 --> 01:52:14,011 I feel like you deserve a cut too. 1807 01:52:14,501 --> 01:52:16,524 What am I going to do with 2000? 1808 01:52:16,919 --> 01:52:20,059 At best I'll take the whole class for snacks... and turn into Mr. Popular! 1809 01:52:20,252 --> 01:52:21,722 You need to think big Pappu. 1810 01:52:22,060 --> 01:52:24,509 What then? 200,000? 1811 01:52:25,663 --> 01:52:26,432 Come on! 1812 01:52:27,463 --> 01:52:28,756 How much then? 1813 01:52:29,085 --> 01:52:34,009 You're the heir apparent boy... 1814 01:52:35,475 --> 01:52:38,449 ...you deserve at least 20 million! 1815 01:52:39,052 --> 01:52:43,382 007. Always think big! How much? 1816 01:52:43,737 --> 01:52:44,977 20 million! 1817 01:52:45,341 --> 01:52:48,308 Pappu's 20 million! 1818 01:52:48,900 --> 01:52:49,963 20 bloody million! 1819 01:52:50,447 --> 01:52:54,148 I want 20 million... I'm the heir apparent! 1820 01:52:54,839 --> 01:52:55,773 Moron! 1821 01:52:56,006 --> 01:52:58,170 Okay... I'll make do with 2000 then. 1822 01:52:58,403 --> 01:53:01,059 - Do want 2000 slaps instead? - No mummy, I'm sorry! 1823 01:53:01,271 --> 01:53:03,249 It'll be a miracle if you pass your mid terms! 1824 01:53:03,514 --> 01:53:04,961 20 million slaps you'll get. 1825 01:53:05,569 --> 01:53:08,098 Yo, Mr. Bobby Bhuller... can we leave? 1826 01:53:08,256 --> 01:53:10,304 We have a train to catch! Hurry up! 1827 01:53:10,616 --> 01:53:12,834 DELHI - INDIA 1828 01:53:18,769 --> 01:53:19,772 Is this okay? 1829 01:53:21,868 --> 01:53:22,771 Yes! 1830 01:53:27,987 --> 01:53:30,405 They'll get here first... and then Jatayu will. 1831 01:53:30,992 --> 01:53:35,358 Till then we will have all the proof we need. 1832 01:53:35,959 --> 01:53:37,259 Except for one thing. 1833 01:53:37,886 --> 01:53:38,604 What? 1834 01:53:39,350 --> 01:53:44,771 I've seen you get fresh with that pretty young thing... these last few days. 1835 01:53:45,750 --> 01:53:49,344 Tell me straight up Rakesh, if our love is one-sided now. 1836 01:53:49,963 --> 01:53:54,661 Here I am trying to stay in shape... dolling up every day, 1837 01:53:54,852 --> 01:53:59,264 wearing Sabyasachi knock offs... these blow drys. 1838 01:53:59,632 --> 01:54:02,696 Make up and what not! Who do you think it's for? 1839 01:54:03,059 --> 01:54:06,887 Who do you think I paint these stars on my nails for?! 1840 01:54:07,150 --> 01:54:09,209 I can't believe we're still discussing this!? 1841 01:54:09,434 --> 01:54:11,908 I need an answer Rakesh! 1842 01:54:12,495 --> 01:54:15,244 Tell me, are you bored of me?! 1843 01:54:15,765 --> 01:54:17,312 Be honest. I won't feel bad. 1844 01:54:17,502 --> 01:54:18,814 Yes, I'm bored! 1845 01:54:19,168 --> 01:54:23,706 I'm bored with your constant unhappiness! 1846 01:54:24,606 --> 01:54:29,207 Do you remember the last time you smiled at me? 1847 01:54:29,774 --> 01:54:32,559 You know these cons are like a game of poker... 1848 01:54:32,974 --> 01:54:36,540 ...you can't let on when you are bluffing, if you want to win. 1849 01:54:37,198 --> 01:54:39,924 All I did was stay in character Vimmi. 1850 01:54:41,659 --> 01:54:46,174 God knows I've never breached protocol in the last 15 years. 1851 01:54:47,710 --> 01:54:49,657 I may sway to a beat here there... 1852 01:54:49,935 --> 01:54:53,510 ...but you're the only song in my heart Vimmi Trivedi! 1853 01:54:54,871 --> 01:54:57,359 Is that true? Swear on Pappu? 1854 01:54:57,787 --> 01:55:02,717 I swear... on Pappu, our railway colony and by every person in our entire town! 1855 01:55:08,003 --> 01:55:09,052 I am sorry! 1856 01:55:09,713 --> 01:55:10,676 What? 1857 01:55:11,514 --> 01:55:13,870 I said I'm sorry. Idiot. 1858 01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:18,846 Better get warmed up now. 1859 01:55:19,533 --> 01:55:23,064 We need to get our revenge before Jatayu Singh gets here. 1860 01:55:55,625 --> 01:55:56,661 Got the cash? 1861 01:55:57,115 --> 01:55:59,087 - It's in the car. - Show me the bags! 1862 01:56:09,694 --> 01:56:11,216 Load them in the car. 1863 01:56:25,065 --> 01:56:28,224 All your money will be transferred to a foreign bank account by tomorrow. 1864 01:56:28,630 --> 01:56:29,576 Thanks. 1865 01:56:30,413 --> 01:56:32,351 - Thank you sir. - You can go. 1866 01:56:51,224 --> 01:56:52,251 Kunal. 1867 01:57:04,555 --> 01:57:07,087 Get up my child. 1868 01:57:09,104 --> 01:57:18,520 Are you wondering why your whole world has just turned upside down? 1869 01:57:21,574 --> 01:57:24,637 I designed that Bunty and Babli calling card. 1870 01:57:25,064 --> 01:57:27,336 I selected the colour, it's scheme... 1871 01:57:27,486 --> 01:57:29,385 ...and each and every detail like... what's it called? 1872 01:57:29,575 --> 01:57:32,824 - Font. - Yes, the font! I chose that. 1873 01:57:33,530 --> 01:57:38,811 And this name, Bunty and Babli, that you've been parading around... 1874 01:57:39,017 --> 01:57:41,666 ...was the result of our brilliance. 1875 01:57:42,130 --> 01:57:47,219 You small time thugs thought you could replace us?! 1876 01:57:47,568 --> 01:57:50,881 You thought you could just mooch off our brand... 1877 01:57:51,065 --> 01:57:53,056 ...by plastering it wherever you feel like? 1878 01:57:53,320 --> 01:57:56,711 Now we'll plaster your faces on tomorrow's papers. 1879 01:57:57,425 --> 01:57:58,922 Jatayu Singh will be here any moment. 1880 01:57:59,145 --> 01:58:01,718 You're looking at a minimum of 10 years. 1881 01:58:02,130 --> 01:58:04,891 Not to mention what Mrs. Lovely will do with you. 1882 01:58:05,256 --> 01:58:09,966 Get ready to rot in jail. 1883 01:58:11,128 --> 01:58:14,702 So you guys are the real Bunty and Babli? 1884 01:58:16,032 --> 01:58:16,807 Word. 1885 01:58:18,063 --> 01:58:20,904 Damn! We shouldn't have done this. 1886 01:58:21,128 --> 01:58:22,209 Wait, I'll handle this. 1887 01:58:22,392 --> 01:58:25,549 I knew we were going to get caught one day... if we keep doing it! 1888 01:58:25,711 --> 01:58:26,685 Lemme talk. 1889 01:58:26,867 --> 01:58:29,230 I should've never agreed to your stupid idea... 1890 01:58:29,561 --> 01:58:32,201 I should have just said 'No' to doing it one last time as well! 1891 01:58:32,460 --> 01:58:33,608 Just calm down Sonia. 1892 01:58:33,795 --> 01:58:35,023 You're asking me to calm down?! 1893 01:58:35,257 --> 01:58:36,886 I have a single mother dude. 1894 01:58:37,151 --> 01:58:38,592 How is she gonna live without me?! 1895 01:58:38,904 --> 01:58:40,566 Stop this fake drama. 1896 01:58:41,913 --> 01:58:44,847 We have used this same sad story many time! 1897 01:58:48,556 --> 01:58:50,622 We don't do this because we enjoy it. 1898 01:58:52,226 --> 01:58:54,455 Anybody who breaks the law, does it for a reason. 1899 01:58:54,731 --> 01:58:56,735 For some it's revenge, greed, or ambition. 1900 01:58:56,902 --> 01:58:58,484 Ours, was frustration. 1901 01:58:59,497 --> 01:59:03,453 India runs on a special fuel... that's unique only to us - 1902 01:59:03,974 --> 01:59:05,580 we call it 'Jugaad' or cutting corners. 1903 01:59:05,944 --> 01:59:09,039 Dad couldn't afford a private hospital for my birth. 1904 01:59:09,234 --> 01:59:12,672 He first needed 'Jugaad' for a hospital bed in a government hospital. 1905 01:59:13,203 --> 01:59:15,015 And then for admission in an English medium school 1906 01:59:15,208 --> 01:59:16,264 for a special tutor. 1907 01:59:16,417 --> 01:59:18,162 Jugaad to get me into the local Cricket team... 1908 01:59:18,367 --> 01:59:20,578 ...he used this jugaad to even get me internet on my phone! 1909 01:59:22,513 --> 01:59:24,223 I saw him cut corners all his life... 1910 01:59:24,959 --> 01:59:26,660 ...and grew up thinking. 1911 01:59:27,132 --> 01:59:30,964 Maybe this is the only way - Jugaad! 1912 01:59:32,214 --> 01:59:34,259 This same jugaad got me to an engineering college... 1913 01:59:34,537 --> 01:59:38,893 ...but even there I couldn't get by a single day without cutting corners. 1914 01:59:39,634 --> 01:59:43,644 In spite of hundreds of thousands in fees and tall claims of "job security". 1915 01:59:44,141 --> 01:59:48,613 Not even 20% of the graduates get a job. 1916 01:59:48,963 --> 01:59:50,466 And then some survey will declare that... 1917 01:59:50,631 --> 01:59:52,992 90% of graduates are unfit for employment! 1918 01:59:53,515 --> 01:59:55,561 But does anyone stop to ask why is that so? 1919 01:59:55,865 --> 01:59:57,857 And why doesn't it change? 1920 02:00:00,967 --> 02:00:04,332 My graduation had wiped out my parents' savings. 1921 02:00:04,845 --> 02:00:07,322 I didn't know what to do. 1922 02:00:07,992 --> 02:00:10,748 When it occurred to me if the system is designed to steal from us... 1923 02:00:11,165 --> 02:00:13,553 ...why not con the system itself? 1924 02:00:14,185 --> 02:00:16,775 And that's why we decided we're going to con agents of this 'jugaad' 1925 02:00:16,994 --> 02:00:18,943 and expose the system for what it is... 1926 02:00:19,202 --> 02:00:20,984 ...and in the process, fulfil our own dreams. 1927 02:00:21,197 --> 02:00:22,746 Tell me what exactly did we do wrong? 1928 02:00:25,467 --> 02:00:30,838 We grew up listening Bunty and Babli's exploits... on TV and newspapers. 1929 02:00:31,159 --> 02:00:34,263 As soon as we graduated, you became our role models. 1930 02:00:36,149 --> 02:00:39,558 We thought, like you guys, we too will never get caught. 1931 02:00:41,113 --> 02:00:43,981 We only keep 10% of the money we make... and give away the rest. 1932 02:00:45,251 --> 02:00:49,915 We forgot that our misdeeds are bound to catch up with us one day. 1933 02:00:52,523 --> 02:00:55,192 So here we are... and our money. 1934 02:00:56,021 --> 02:00:58,104 You can do what you want with us. 1935 02:01:02,335 --> 02:01:06,431 Vimmi, the world is made up of two kinds of people. 1936 02:01:07,264 --> 02:01:11,000 One - The kinds who sidestep a pothole on the road and move on with their life. 1937 02:01:11,344 --> 02:01:14,985 Two - The kind that stops... and asks who did this? 1938 02:01:15,273 --> 02:01:17,954 For what joy? And when will it be filled? 1939 02:01:18,823 --> 02:01:22,935 And there's a third kind... people like you, who can see the pothole... 1940 02:01:23,151 --> 02:01:25,358 ...and yet feel the urge to fall into it! 1941 02:01:26,650 --> 02:01:29,048 Stop being such a softie Rakesh. 1942 02:01:33,323 --> 02:01:35,462 Didn't we also get cheated by the same system? 1943 02:01:35,618 --> 02:01:37,637 That's why we became Bunty and Babli. 1944 02:01:37,846 --> 02:01:44,886 I believe if they are repentant, they should get a chance to make amends. 1945 02:01:47,870 --> 02:01:50,486 Isn't that the same thing Inspector Dashrath Singh did for us? 1946 02:01:51,221 --> 02:01:52,634 Remember Vimmi? 1947 02:01:53,129 --> 02:01:56,860 You know I get emotional when you talk about Dashrath uncle. 1948 02:02:17,901 --> 02:02:20,144 What the hell is this? Where are those two? 1949 02:02:20,409 --> 02:02:22,099 Sir they fooled us and fled! 1950 02:02:23,277 --> 02:02:26,145 But we've recovered the money... the entire 2 Billion. 1951 02:02:26,515 --> 02:02:27,925 It's in that van. 1952 02:02:30,498 --> 02:02:33,352 They fooled you and fled... but left all their money behind? 1953 02:02:33,985 --> 02:02:36,068 Can you explain that rubbish logic? 1954 02:02:36,777 --> 02:02:39,055 As soon as they heard Jatayu Singh is coming... 1955 02:02:39,258 --> 02:02:41,986 they started shivering in their pants and scampered away! 1956 02:02:42,577 --> 02:02:47,466 Vimmi dear... that's a great story for stoking my ego... 1957 02:02:48,947 --> 02:02:51,671 but as far as logic goes... that is complete poppycock! 1958 02:02:54,273 --> 02:02:56,530 You can go ahead and check the van. 1959 02:03:00,189 --> 02:03:04,701 Incredible! Flabbergasting... Mind blasting!!! 1960 02:03:05,626 --> 02:03:08,974 Katrina, Priyanka, Bipasha has replaced Gandhi on the notes! 1961 02:03:09,542 --> 02:03:12,568 These notes look fake. 1962 02:03:13,236 --> 02:03:18,560 Dear Former Bunty, they don't just look fake, they are fake! 1963 02:03:19,439 --> 02:03:20,950 They've fooled us again! 1964 02:03:23,318 --> 02:03:25,691 But I checked the 3 bags myself... 1965 02:03:26,002 --> 02:03:28,743 I told you... You've gone soft. 1966 02:03:28,984 --> 02:03:33,066 If you can fool them for 30 days by thinking like them... 1967 02:03:33,462 --> 02:03:36,687 ...then why can't they do the same to you and fool you with 3 bags? 1968 02:03:36,998 --> 02:03:39,542 There's real currency on the surface... 1969 02:03:39,885 --> 02:03:41,216 ...but the bags are full of fake notes. 1970 02:03:41,483 --> 02:03:42,765 I know Gupta. 1971 02:03:43,272 --> 02:03:44,956 What about the video recording? 1972 02:03:45,342 --> 02:03:51,996 I deleted the video after we let them go. 1973 02:03:53,145 --> 02:03:54,350 What could we do? 1974 02:03:54,642 --> 02:03:56,374 We thought they were repentant... 1975 02:03:56,584 --> 02:03:58,488 ...and wanted to give them a chance to make amends. 1976 02:03:58,786 --> 02:03:59,800 Are you a court judge? 1977 02:04:00,449 --> 02:04:02,822 Or the police? 1978 02:04:03,281 --> 02:04:05,634 Who gave you the goddamn right to decide? 1979 02:04:06,093 --> 02:04:07,860 Tell, me who gave you the right? 1980 02:04:08,284 --> 02:04:10,441 Um... Even Dashrath Singh... 1981 02:04:10,637 --> 02:04:12,033 Not a word. He's retired now. 1982 02:04:12,218 --> 02:04:14,375 The phone's ringing. 1983 02:04:15,364 --> 02:04:15,949 UNKNOWN NUMBER 1984 02:04:17,141 --> 02:04:18,175 Who is it? 1985 02:04:21,909 --> 02:04:23,664 Greetings Mr. Bunty... and Mrs. Babli 1986 02:04:23,937 --> 02:04:26,221 Just tell me where you are, you rascal? 1987 02:04:26,513 --> 02:04:30,345 If I see you I am going to make sure you won't be able to greet anyone again! 1988 02:04:30,620 --> 02:04:33,836 I know you guys are pissed about the fake notes, but think about it. 1989 02:04:34,121 --> 02:04:41,034 How could we pass on the chance to scam the real Bunty and Babli?! 1990 02:04:41,355 --> 02:04:44,768 You're telling me, you knew we were the real Bunty and Babli, all along? 1991 02:04:45,162 --> 02:04:47,739 When you took your wallet out on the night of the party. 1992 02:04:54,802 --> 02:04:56,560 I saw something I wasn't meant to. 1993 02:04:56,782 --> 02:04:58,296 You can't handle your drink. 1994 02:04:58,502 --> 02:05:02,416 It was nice to see you still carry your calling card even after all these years. 1995 02:05:02,753 --> 02:05:06,318 And that hour long rant about Jugaad and the system... was all a farce? 1996 02:05:06,725 --> 02:05:12,708 No. We did get a little too greedy and selfish about our aspirations, 1997 02:05:13,165 --> 02:05:15,772 when we landed this kind of money. 1998 02:05:16,223 --> 02:05:19,706 But then we recollected the reason that inspired us to become Bunty and Babli. 1999 02:05:19,982 --> 02:05:23,216 And so, in the interest of the general public, we're re-entering the game. 2000 02:05:23,718 --> 02:05:25,525 There's no point coming after us... 2001 02:05:25,733 --> 02:05:27,276 ...because we ain't getting caught again! 2002 02:05:27,494 --> 02:05:28,988 So don't waste your time. 2003 02:05:29,170 --> 02:05:31,278 - Take care and sleep tight! - Take care. 2004 02:05:36,448 --> 02:05:40,278 Bunty and Babli... Bunty and Babli..! 2005 02:05:41,745 --> 02:05:45,811 You have once again besmirched your own good name...as well as mine. 2006 02:05:46,297 --> 02:05:49,160 I was wrong... you guys are useless! 2007 02:05:49,607 --> 02:05:51,364 Please return to your domestic life... 2008 02:05:51,815 --> 02:05:54,874 ...and look after that ticking time bomb of a child that you've birthed. 2009 02:05:55,261 --> 02:05:58,098 I'm afraid his antics are going to leave both of you behind. 2010 02:05:58,585 --> 02:05:59,275 Out! 2011 02:05:59,727 --> 02:06:00,767 - Gupta. - Sir. 2012 02:06:00,996 --> 02:06:02,011 Leave them. 2013 02:06:15,597 --> 02:06:16,699 ONE WEEK LATER 2014 02:06:16,918 --> 02:06:18,040 - Rakesh!!! - "Why... and How?!" 2015 02:06:18,539 --> 02:06:19,813 That is the question everyone's asking. 2016 02:06:20,023 --> 02:06:21,229 Rakesh! Come fast. 2017 02:06:21,428 --> 02:06:25,338 "Orphanages across the country have received... 2018 02:06:25,608 --> 02:06:29,977 ...a mamoth deposit totalling 1.8 Billion rupees. 2019 02:06:30,325 --> 02:06:36,677 From none other than the master fraudsters - Bunty and Babli! 2020 02:06:37,210 --> 02:06:39,804 This money was transferred from an account registered in Abu Dhabu... 2021 02:06:39,994 --> 02:06:43,123 ...under their name - Bunty-Babli and Co. 2022 02:06:43,428 --> 02:06:46,126 - No one knows why..." - There's a courier for you. 2023 02:06:46,486 --> 02:06:50,306 Did you open the envelope Pappu? 2024 02:06:52,464 --> 02:06:54,616 Tickets to Abu Dhabi. 2025 02:07:05,503 --> 02:07:07,956 Greeting again... Mr. Bunty and Mrs. Babli! 2026 02:07:12,012 --> 02:07:14,443 Your plan was outstanding! 2027 02:07:18,405 --> 02:07:20,435 If we hand this money to Jatayu, 2028 02:07:20,740 --> 02:07:22,754 it's going to land up in some minister's safe... 2029 02:07:22,942 --> 02:07:24,876 ...or some business tycoon's going to use it... 2030 02:07:25,429 --> 02:07:27,671 ...to defraud the people and run away. 2031 02:07:30,398 --> 02:07:34,549 5% brand licensing fees with perpetuity, is that too much? 2032 02:07:34,783 --> 02:07:35,728 Perpetu... What? 2033 02:07:36,185 --> 02:07:37,667 Perpetuity... 2034 02:07:37,952 --> 02:07:41,464 They pay us, as long as they use the brand. 2035 02:07:45,708 --> 02:07:50,058 The police are on their way... you have two options right now. 2036 02:07:50,388 --> 02:07:52,697 Option A, surrender and repent. 2037 02:07:53,018 --> 02:07:56,226 Or option B, do as we say. 2038 02:07:56,764 --> 02:08:00,307 Whatever you do, just remember one thing... 2039 02:08:01,180 --> 02:08:04,292 ...there hasn't been a day in the last few years... 2040 02:08:04,667 --> 02:08:07,469 ...when we haven't regretted giving up being Bunty and Babli. 2041 02:08:09,145 --> 02:08:12,921 Mehmood, doesn't your son own a printing press in Delhi? 2042 02:08:13,566 --> 02:08:17,003 We need 40 kilos of recycled paper and 5 kilos of Monopoly notes. 2043 02:08:17,196 --> 02:08:20,188 Wait! If we con you, then we ought to have known all along... 2044 02:08:20,403 --> 02:08:21,990 ...that you are the real Bunty and Babli! 2045 02:08:22,337 --> 02:08:23,119 That's right. 2046 02:08:23,470 --> 02:08:25,281 Why else would we carry fake currency notes? 2047 02:08:25,623 --> 02:08:29,923 You'll say that you saw this calling card in my wallet... 2048 02:08:30,741 --> 02:08:32,930 ...on the night of the party. 2049 02:08:34,838 --> 02:08:37,208 Working with you guys was a joy! 2050 02:08:37,681 --> 02:08:40,056 We've transferred your 5% to your account... 2051 02:08:40,234 --> 02:08:42,734 ...and mailed the account number to Vimmi's email id. 2052 02:08:43,006 --> 02:08:45,628 I hope you guys liked our company name? 2053 02:08:47,726 --> 02:08:49,761 Would have been nicer if you called it. 2054 02:08:51,248 --> 02:08:55,400 "The original Bunty-Babli and company"! 2055 02:08:59,650 --> 02:09:03,163 That is that! What's next for you guys? 2056 02:09:04,037 --> 02:09:05,991 Didn't you guys say, not a single passes... 2057 02:09:06,347 --> 02:09:10,793 ...when you don't regret giving up 'Bunty and Babli'. 2058 02:09:12,900 --> 02:09:14,397 We don't want that feeling. 2059 02:09:14,773 --> 02:09:16,864 So we're going to keep doing this. 2060 02:09:17,117 --> 02:09:19,523 The world has seen Bunty and Babli 2.0. 2061 02:09:20,524 --> 02:09:23,123 What do you guys think about a Bunty and Babli 4.0? 2062 02:09:27,510 --> 02:09:30,749 Loan frauds in the Indian banking system have become a menace... 2063 02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:34,764 ...and the employees in-charge are responsible for a bulk of it. 2064 02:09:35,568 --> 02:09:38,001 HBC - Hindustan Banking Corporation. Raman Kochhar - Managing Director 2065 02:09:38,231 --> 02:09:41,206 Your consortium has been awarded the contract to build the highway, 2066 02:09:41,605 --> 02:09:45,219 but you guys have no experience in road construction. 2067 02:09:45,620 --> 02:09:48,834 This could be a risky proposition for our bank. 2068 02:09:49,132 --> 02:09:52,432 I mean, if you don't complete this project, 2069 02:09:53,451 --> 02:09:55,020 we will have to bear the loss. 2070 02:09:57,117 --> 02:09:59,711 Who decides if this loan is risky or not? 2071 02:09:59,914 --> 02:10:01,234 That would be me! 2072 02:10:02,483 --> 02:10:07,113 So, the approval of this loan depends solely on you? 2073 02:10:07,838 --> 02:10:08,940 Yes. That's right. 2074 02:10:09,432 --> 02:10:16,194 So if your wife gets a stake of 10% in our company... 2075 02:10:16,785 --> 02:10:21,759 ...will it make your decision a whole lot easier? 2076 02:10:22,888 --> 02:10:24,688 20%, not 10. 2077 02:10:25,207 --> 02:10:27,452 From ministers right up to the clerks... 2078 02:10:27,635 --> 02:10:29,921 ...there are a lot of palms that need to be greased. 2079 02:10:31,304 --> 02:10:32,266 Well sir... 2080 02:10:33,662 --> 02:10:35,774 It takes money to make money. 2081 02:10:37,755 --> 02:10:38,811 Done. 2082 02:11:09,672 --> 02:11:10,354 Tattooed. 2083 02:11:14,571 --> 02:11:15,178 Tattooed. 2084 02:11:19,425 --> 02:11:20,051 Tattooed. 2085 02:11:24,595 --> 02:11:26,859 I stalk your insta and your selfies. 2086 02:11:27,050 --> 02:11:29,145 I lose my heart, when you 'say cheese'. 2087 02:11:34,271 --> 02:11:36,611 You're the only party, only government... 2088 02:11:36,778 --> 02:11:38,905 To my heart's lonely parliament. 2089 02:11:44,017 --> 02:11:46,184 Take ma house, take all ma dough, 2090 02:11:46,413 --> 02:11:48,591 You can have da jaguar and da bungalow. 2091 02:11:48,865 --> 02:11:50,266 Just once girl... look at me right? 2092 02:11:50,407 --> 02:11:51,430 Your black eyes, shoot me at sight. 2093 02:11:51,605 --> 02:11:52,961 Why you gotta be so mean? 2094 02:11:53,394 --> 02:11:56,851 Tattooed girl... my beauty queen. 2095 02:11:57,034 --> 02:12:00,394 Tattooed girl... your eyes so green. 2096 02:12:00,684 --> 02:12:04,060 Tattooed girl... my beauty queen. 2097 02:12:04,289 --> 02:12:07,699 Tattooed girl... with eyes so green. 2098 02:12:07,911 --> 02:12:11,805 Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl. 2099 02:12:32,521 --> 02:12:35,069 Dancin to the desi beat. 2100 02:12:35,278 --> 02:12:37,440 In that Spaghetti-n-jeans, 2101 02:12:37,664 --> 02:12:39,897 lookin oh so sweet. 2102 02:12:40,106 --> 02:12:41,960 My tattooed girl... yeah-yeah. 2103 02:12:42,456 --> 02:12:44,679 Dancin to the desi beat. 2104 02:12:44,927 --> 02:12:47,079 In that Spaghetti-n-jeans, 2105 02:12:47,369 --> 02:12:49,429 lookin oh so sweet. 2106 02:12:49,744 --> 02:12:51,018 My tattooed girl. 2107 02:12:56,151 --> 02:12:56,536 Listen up. 2108 02:12:56,725 --> 02:12:58,887 I'm a big movie star boy. 2109 02:12:59,187 --> 02:13:01,608 Don't you got newspapers in your car boy? 2110 02:13:06,445 --> 02:13:08,658 Just ma hair and ma make up. 2111 02:13:08,842 --> 02:13:11,157 Costs more than your jaguar boy! 2112 02:13:16,090 --> 02:13:18,328 Keep away your trashy pick up line. 2113 02:13:18,562 --> 02:13:20,653 Get a shave... a haircut and some shine. 2114 02:13:20,876 --> 02:13:23,541 Your Jag's a broken old truck... 2115 02:13:23,749 --> 02:13:25,297 ...these fake raybans... don't make you fine! 2116 02:13:25,506 --> 02:13:28,882 Tattooed girl... ain't comin with you. 2117 02:13:29,111 --> 02:13:32,532 Tattooed girl... needs someone new! 2118 02:13:32,790 --> 02:13:36,257 Tattooed girl... my beauty queen. 2119 02:13:36,450 --> 02:13:39,810 Tattooed girl... with eyes so green. 2120 02:13:40,048 --> 02:13:43,961 Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl. 2121 02:13:44,896 --> 02:13:45,561 Get lost. 2122 02:13:49,713 --> 02:13:51,205 Tattooed girl... 2123 02:13:54,612 --> 02:13:56,155 Tattooed girl... 2124 02:13:59,405 --> 02:14:01,014 Tattooed girl... 2125 02:14:14,512 --> 02:14:20,253 They thought they could fool me, just because I was a fan. 2126 02:14:23,227 --> 02:14:27,859 Watch as I hang them upside down and suck the life out of them. 2127 02:14:29,888 --> 02:14:31,113 Agent 007. 2128 02:14:31,918 --> 02:14:32,724 Yes sir. 2129 02:14:34,678 --> 02:14:38,349 Forget about the motorbike, you deserve a car. 2130 02:14:38,962 --> 02:14:40,682 Which I'll gift you. 2131 02:14:41,974 --> 02:14:45,345 Because you have chosen nation over your own parents Patriot Pappu. 2132 02:14:46,605 --> 02:14:49,454 Your nation salutes you! 2133 02:14:50,671 --> 02:14:51,420 Sir!