What if we divorced our spouses and got together?
Well, you got in late.
Last night, I received irrefutable evidence
the son did it all.
Is Sam here?
Kyle came looking for Sam.
Kyle's there?
He sent Kane to track Sam.
Got it.
I can't find Barry.
I'll have him track him down.
Who was in that bed in the hospital,
was not your son.
Where am I right now?
-You're in DC. -How'd I get here?
What in the hell's goin' on?
And where are you packin' up to go?
I was just goin' to see the President.
No...
I wanted to see you.
Ma'am?
Cut the "ma'am" shit, bitch. I sent for you.
Okay.
Yellow room.
Okay.
[music]
What can I do for you, ma'am?
Nothing, girl.
You don't like vagina.
Girl?
Watch your mouth.
What is it, Victoria?
I want to talk to you.
Yeah, I gathered that much. What is it?
Sit down, girl. I know those heels hurt your feet.
You know, I'd rather stand, ma'am.
Sit down.
Donald.
On the couch, Donna.
What the hell wrong with you?
He hurt you that bad?
What is it, ma'am?
I wanna go over all our loose ends.
Okay.
Hunter's freakin' out about Jason.
[Donald] I'm aware of that.
Although he is also relieved.
You think?
I know that asshole.
Okay.
Okay, so what do we, what do we have, hm?
We have Sam being shot by Kyle,
and running to the Vice President.
Your good girlfriend Priscilla and the butler
are running to him as well.
You know, that's too bad.
He makes really good coffee.
Oh, and I tried to have Priscilla and my assistant
killed last night.
Mm! How'd that work out?
They got away.
You need to kill that hit man.
Already done.
Good! What else?
The Vice President is still trying to take us all down.
No, he can't.
You got somethin' on him?
No, no, I don't.
Then how do you know that he can't?
I have one more card to play.
You wanna share that card?
I'm my father's daughter.
Ooh, okay.
That is a scary thought, you can keep it.
I have a feeling that all of this is going to...
Go away.
Okay, and how do you figure that?
Do you doubt me?
No. Never.
Good.
Because that would be a mistake.
Okay.
Where's your wife?
She's at home.
Now that's one thing I can't fix.
No, you definitely can't fix that, ma'am.
No. That's all on you.
All on me.
So you run home and take care of that,
and I'll start to spin all this shit.
You think you can?
Well, now that Jason's gone, I certainly can.
Okay. Okay.
Run along. Mommy has some thinking to do.
Yes...
Mommy.
[music]
♪ Ladies and gentlemen ♪
♪ The president and first lady ♪
♪ Feels like I'm runnin' out of time ♪
♪ Gotta get yours, I gotta get mine ♪
♪ Not really sure where we're headed to ♪
♪ I just hope that you make it when I do ♪
Okay, just...
Slow down.
Walk me through this again.
It is not your son.
Okay, but what does that mean? I was sitting right next to him.
I don't know who you were sitting next to...
But it was not your son.
Are you implying that I...
Didn't recognize my son?
Well, he was, he was very bruised.
And bandaged.
It could happen.
I don't care how bruised and bandaged he was.
I know my own son.
That's who I was sitting next to.
What kind of father would I be?
Sir, I am not judging you as a father.
Kinda sounds to me like you are.
No... That is not what I'm saying.
Listen to me, doc.
The boy I was sitting next to?
The boy I left in that room?
Was my son. All right?
Get out.
Yes, sir.
Wait a minute.
Just come back here.
Sorry.
Are you sure?
Yes, sir.
It is not your son.
Well... If he's not my son...
Then who is he?
We don't know.
You don't know?
No, sir.
Okay, this is starting to make some sense.
She's after me.
Wh-w-w-who would that be, sir?
That bitch is up to something.
It's her and her father, it has to be.
Sir, I don't know who you're talking about.
This makes absolutely no sense.
There's some possibilities.
No, it's fine.
You can go, doc.
I'm sorry, sir. I'm really sorry, sir.
Wait a minute, get back here!
Yes, sir.
If that kid in the bed...
The kid that was cremated is not my son.
He's not my wife's son.
No, sir.
[Hunter] Okay, fine.
Where's Jason?
We don't know, sir.
And he just fell off the roof.
-Yes... -He didn't just get up
and walk out of that bed.
I know it, sir.
And the hospital can't find him because...
They don't know.
I'm going to drone that hospital into rubble.
I'm sorry, sir.
But I could get the Secret Service involved.
No.
What would you like me to do?
Nothing.
You can go.
Yes, sir.
[door closing]
It's not hot.
Roadside dinner.
You think I can get someone to heat it up for me?
Where are you from, man?
Virginia.
Big city?
Small town.
Why are you so damn nice to everybody?
Why shouldn't I be nice?
There's no reason for us to be angry all the time.
Oh, no?
I mean, personally...
I can think of about a million reasons
for us to be really pissed off right about now.
Okay, well, I choose to believe
that this will all eventually work out.
And if it doesn't?
We'll be dead.
You think that's funny?
No.
But...
Everything I've been through in life,
I've realized you have to laugh. Okay?
Now stop giving me a hard time.
Yeah, this has no taste.
Then stop complaining, all right?
Okay, I forgot that I have about like, 10 bucks on me.
Could you...
Yeah, yeah, sure. Got it.
-Thanks. -[Allan] No problem.
[music]
Wait, shit!
What?
I can't use my...
I can't use my credit card.
Well, there's an ATM over there.
-You wanna...? -Dale, I can't use the ATM.
If I use the ATM, they'll know where we are.
They can track us like that?
Yeah, they can track us like that?
Damn!
I want to use my phone.
Yeah, don't do that either.
You don't think so?
No, I don't.
How much is it?
32 bucks.
For this shit?
Right?! That's what I'm saying.
I got 15.
[Dale] Okay.
20.
Good, I guess?
Damn it, man!
What?
This guy really tried to have me killed.
Yeah. Yeah, he did.
Me, too. And you know why?
'Cause they don't care about you, Allan.
They don't even care about human life, okay?
All they care about their image, and money, and power.
I know, I know.
So get your feelings out of it, okay?
Don't talk to me like that.
Why are you so touchy all the time?
Hey, hey! Virginia, listen.
I'm not touchy, all right?
And my feelings aren't in it.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Don't be such an asshole. Okay?
Oh... Yeah, yeah, I'm the asshole.
Mm-hm.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. Look, I know...
You're stressed out.
No, that's the thing. You don't know half of it.
All right? It's probably better you don't.
Okay. Well...
If you want, we could, we could go to my parents' house
in Virginia and hide there.
We can't do that, man.
If we go to your parents' house, then...
They'll become targets.
That would be something they deserve.
Tell me how you really feel.
They're horrible people.
But you don't wanna hear it, so...
I'm sorry, okay?
Yeah, like I said. Asshole.
All right, look. We've gotta do somethin', man.
All right?
Okay.
What do you suggest?
I don't know, I'm not goin' out like this, though.
What are you gonna do?
I don't know. Are you comin' or not?
Any sign of her?
No.
[Max] I see they only have five guys now.
14.
[Max] 14. Great.
And I'm guessing, what, you're just gonna take them
all on by yourself?
You know I will.
What are you sitting here for?
Don't tempt me, Max.
Go on, do it!
Do it!
I'll tell you why you're not gonna do it.
Because you know that it's mission impossible.
And you're not a superhero.
Then why did you come down here if you're not gonna help me?
The VP has given you an order to go to his house right now.
I'm busy.
Oh, you're busy. That is a direct order, soldier.
Well, what about her?
He said he knows she's safe. Okay?
How does he know that?
Look. We trust him, don't we?
Do we have a choice?
No, not really.
So let's go see what he says! What else do we got?
I just need to make sure she's okay.
Okay, I get that. But he said she's safe.
And you didn't tell me how the hell he knows that!
Well, come on! Let's go find out!
Come on!
I don't like this shit, man.
Oh, you don't like this shit?
Why don't you try running back and forth all night
like a -- messenger boy.
This is bullshit.
Okay, well, you can't go in there, she's safe, so let's go.
Okay.
Thank you.
Big -- baby.
[music]
What's wrong with you?
Sorry, sir.
Why are you moving so slow?
I'm so sorry, sir.
Gym injury.
Donald, I need to...
I need to ask you somethin'.
Okay.
I need you to be honest with me.
Yes, sir.
Is Victoria's father playing around with me?
Not that I know of, sir.
You know a lot of things, Donald.
Yes, sir.
You know her father hates me.
You know I was sitting in that bed next to Jason.
Yes, sir.
I left that room for five minutes.
Sir, can I get you something?
I don't need anything.
Would you like for me to bring the doctor in here?
Doctor was just here. I don't need anything.
Okay.
And you know...
Victoria did it.
She killed my son.
Yes... Yes, sir.
Don...
No, I don't think she did.
I'm sorry, sir, can I ask you a very important question?
What's that, Donald?
How much cocaine have you actually had?
Why would you ask me that?
Well, sir, I've seen you like this before,
when you've been out.
Been out? Out where?
Yes. Out of the White House, sir.
You think I went out of the White House?
Who told you that?
No one, Mr. President.
One of these --
Get your -- ass in here!
What are you doing, Mr. President?
You just said I went out of the White House.
Well, you've been out of the White House several times
-before, Mr. President-- -Have I?
-Yes, sir, you have. -Okay.
We're gonna see who's spreading these rumors.
-[Donald] Okay. -We're gonna start with Alonzo.
-Alonzo? -[Hunter] Mm-hm.
Oh.
[door closing]
You wanted to see me, sir?
You son of a bitch!
What, what did I do, sir?
What did you do?! What did you tell him?
I have no idea what you mean, sir.
What! Did you tell Donald?
Nothing, sir.
You're gonna play dumb with me?
-No, sir, I-- -You're gonna play dumb?
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
You don't know what I mean?
No, sir.
I don't know what you mean at all.
Everybody in this White House is tryin' to drive me crazy.
And you know what? I'm gettin' close.
-You can leave. -[Hunter] No!
Leave.
You're gonna stand there for 24 -- hours
until you tell me what you told him.
Sir, look at me.
He needs to leave.
Why are you still standin' here?
[Alonzo] Yes, sir. Sorry.
[sighing]
[door closing]
You wanna tell me what's goin' on, sir?
You're right, Donald. I'm losin' my mind.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay. It's okay, sir.
Okay?
I did do a lot of blow last night.
Yes, sir. I can see that.
Didn't get a lot of sleep.
Does she know I left?
No.
What do you mean, sir?
Yeah, no. I didn't leave.
Yeah.
-I didn't think you did, sir. -Never left the house.
Sir, is there something you wanna tell me?
Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah. That's why I called you in here.
I saw you leaving the yellow room with Victoria.
What...
What were you guys discussing?
Well, sir, we were simply making
arrangements for your son's services.
Fantastic.
You know, we're thinking a nice, quiet, intimate...
Service.
Yeah... Great.
Didn't she have him cremated?
Yes, sir, I'm aware. I actually had it arranged.
You did?
Yes I did, sir.
Why would you do that?
Well, sir, she... She asked me to.
You do everything she asks?
Okay, understand this, sir.
I am simply being of service to you through her.
-That's it. -That's it?
[Donald] Yes.
Is that so?
Sir, how much sleep did you get last night?
I told you, Donald.
Not a lot.
Okay. All right.
You know what?
I'm gonna get you somethin' else to help you sleep, okay?
No.
I'm fine, Donald.
We can't have you looking like this around the staff, sir.
I look fantastic.
You can go, Donald.
Well... Sir?
With all due respect...
Get out.
[music]
Yes, sir.
[knocking]
[door closing]
You all think I'm a -- idiot.
[music]
[phone vibrating]
Yeah?
-Kyle? -[Kyle] Yeah?
I got them.
Where are they?
At the Vice President's house.
Who all's there?
It looks like Sam, the butler, Richard...
And Priscilla.
Okay.
[Agent Kane] And...
Bobby and Max just showed up.
Oh, that's good.
What do you want me to do now?
Wait there.
[Agent Kane] Okay.
Wait, Richard's wife just came in the door with Sharon.
Sharon?
The one the President is fond of.
And they are all at the Vice President's right now?
Yes.
[Kyle] Do...
Do you see a cute brunette?
No, sir.
Maybe he's inside.
I can go look through the windows.
Yeah, yeah, let me know.
[Agent Kane] Okay.
What do you want me to do now?
Sit tight for now, okay?
Yes, sir.
Donald.
No. No, not right now, Kyle.
They're all in one place.
Who?
Everybody that we have a problem with.
Max and Bobby just showed up.
Where are they?
At the Vice President's house.
You're kidding me.
No.
Okay...
Well, what good does that do us right now?
We can get 'em all.
How?
Drone strike.
You're crazy.
Okay, fine, hey...
We can just blow the place up.
Kyle.
That is the Vice President of the United States.
That's not Max and Bobby. You understand that, right?
And all of our problems will be gone.
-Stop. -We can call it...
-A terrorist attack. -Stop talking.
What, you want, you want this to keep going...
-Stop, stop, stop. -On and on and on?
Stop!
I'm going to talk to the President, stop it.
Okay.
Barry, please call me.
You still haven't heard anything?
No.
What is goin' on?
Sam?
[Sam] We're still tracking Barry, man.
[music]
Bobby?
She better be fine.
She is.
How do you know that?
I'm going to talk to everyone here, first.
And then I'll talk to the agents, okay?
-Okay? -Okay.
All right. So...
All the open ends...
With their son Jason dying,
there is no one to point to them as a crime.
However, we do have this surveillance.
Oh my... Oh my God!
And this is him with the sword in the President's bedroom.
[music]
Oh, oh, God.
How did you get this?
There are no cameras.
No one can know this, but there are cameras.
Now, this is all from a source at Langley.
And it will be destroyed after we finish.
So he did it. I knew it!
At best, they covered it up.
But I do have a report here from the DOJ and CIA.
Where he does not have loyalty.
They documented the entire thing,
and we're working on how to address it publicly.
You've gotta be kidding me.
I'm sorry.
So all of this for nothing?
Not for nothing. I saw Agent Flint kill.
Agent Yuma?
Yeah, and he shot me.
[Eli] Yes.
He tried to make it look like a double suicide to cover it up.
Yes, the woman that was there, Denise...
She was the President's mistress.
Oh. Tell us.
I can show you.
Look at this.
That's not real.
Is this real?
Yeah, that one is.
They really were having an affair.
And that's a reason to kill her?
Well, Agent Flint had intel suggesting that
there was a linkage between Agent Yuma and...
This man.
Who gets his poppy from this man in Afghanistan.
What the hell?
They were going to try to kill the President.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
This is Agent Yuma taking money.
No, it's not.
Now, he shot you because the intelligence thought
that you were in on it.
And as a soldier, he thought it'd be a better way
for you to go out,
than to get caught standing there with the Secret Service.
Come on.
You've got to be kidding me with this.
He got it wrong.
Goddamn, all of this.
The worst we can get them for is having an affair,
or coming onto you.
[music]
That's a strong word.
No, well... What else do you call it?
Okay, okay, look. I'm, I'm sorry, but...
This is all solid.
I promise you.
So what are we supposed to do?
Here's what I know.
If they are doing something wrong,
we will catch them.
Okay, so what about Dianne Wilmont?
There's no evidence that anything was done there.
I don't believe any of this bullshit.
These people are crazy.
I'm sorry.
Do you believe this, Sam?
Max...
Do you?
Wait. My husband is not a liar.
Okay?
He cares about this country, and all of you.
And you can trust this intel, sir?
I can, 100%.
Again, what are we supposed to do?
Go back to your lives.
That... That is...
You don't have to continue to work at the White House.
But if you don't, and they try something...
And believe me, they will try something...
Who's going to be there to catch 'em?
Now truly, you all have been amazing, but...
There's just nothing here that will land.
So this man can continue to show up and harass me?
I'll be sure he knows that I am aware of what's going on,
and it will stop.
So the President and the Chief of Staff
can just order murders?
We don't know that.
The damn secret service showed up and tried to kill us!
We know that!
This agent?
Yes.
Who was sleeping with her?
What the?
I really am sorry.
So she was sleeping with him, the President, and Allan?
And a few others.
Wow.
So what does this mean for us?
Well, you and Bobby will continue to be my detail
at the White House.
You want me to be at the White House with Kyle?
Well...
-He shot me, sir. -Join the club.
Look, now that we all know that we're on the same side,
we should meet.
So he keeps his job?
We'll talk to him outside of the group
about his clearance.
I know his clearance, sir.
No, you don't.
Shit.
I'm sorry.
So I can go home now?
Yeah.
Great.
And nobody is gonna bother us?
That's correct.
How do you know that for sure?
The Langley committee that handed this information
over to me is making them all aware.
[door closing]
Ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
You were right.
I know.
Don't you want to know what you were right about?
I'm right about everything.
He's losing it.
I told you that.
Why do you think I'm sitting here?
It's the only place that's safe,
that son of a bitch won't do any work.
I, I, I haven't seen him like this since...
Since he binged cocaine all night?
[Donald] Yeah.
Yes.
And to think America would give him the nuclear codes.
Well... Only 46%.
Not enough to win.
Oh, it is when people don't vote.
Yeah, you can say that again.
So what are we going to do about him?
There's nothing to do.
Oh no?
[Victoria] No.
You want to wait for this episode to pass?
Yes, ma'am.
Donald. You're not worried, are you?
No, it's just...
It's just a lot to work out right now.
I got it covered.
You got some superpowers I don't know about?
Well, yes.
It's called a vagina, dear.
First lady.
Don't you wish you had one?
Look at you.
Probably too scared to look at one.
Married man over here.
You are hilarious.
[laughing]
All you two are doin' is playin' patty cake.
Baker's man...
And ain't no dough risin'.
Yeah, that's... That's very funny.
It is.
She was with the resistance, remember?
Yep, I do.
She's not anymore.
Donald...
What'd you do to that girl?
Let's just say I know how to handle mine.
Okay?
I just need you to handle yours.
I got him covered.
Don't you worry about that.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Bye!
Yes, ma'am.
[Victoria] And why are you walking like that?
[Donald] Gym injury.
No, honey.
Looks like somebody broke that tail bone!
Ow!
[Donald] Yeah, okay.
What do you think of that shit?
I don't.
Oh, and you don't have an opinion?
I'm going to go get Lilly.
How are you going to do that?
Look, if all the shit that he's saying is true,
then I'll just knock on the front door.
-Bobby, you can't just... -I'm doin' it, Max.
[Max] How are you so dumb?
[Sam] What do you think?
I don't like it at all.
Yeah, it doesn't feel right.
Yeah.
[Sam] We gotta keep our eyes open.
This is crazy.
Somebody is on their side.
The damn devil.
Yeah, look um...
We gotta get home.
We gotta see where Barry is.
Okay, yeah, I'll let you know how my trace is going.
[Richard] Okay.
Are you still worried?
I am.
I would be, if he wasn't so mad.
He still hasn't called you?
No. He hasn't.
Something is wrong.
Come on.
Okay.
All right, come on.
[phone vibrating]
Yeah?
[Agent Kane] They are leaving.
-All of them? -[Agent Kane] Yes.
Can we track 'em?
I have trackers on all of the cars.
Okay.
I need to know where every single one of them is going.
[Agent Kane] Yes, sir.
And you, you never saw the cute brunette kid?
[Agent Kane] No.
What about Allan, the Chief of Staff's assistant?
No, I didn't.
Okay, well, we need to find them.
Send me what you have, and we can track them.
I'm already on it.
Damn.
Donald... Donald, Donald...
You still locked up?
Please...
Baby, you look humiliated enough.
I am.
-Yeah? -Mm-hm.
Are you going to stay with me?
-Yes, yes. -Yeah?
-Yes. -Okay.
I got a doctor that's gonna look at you.
Okay.
And a nurse to bathe you. 'Cause...
Damn.
Okay.
Donald, are you gonna keep me chained and tied up like this?
You know, I gotta admit.
It's... It's been kinda hot.
Donald, please. Please?
No, baby, no. I won't.
But here.
I'll put that right there.
What are you doing, Donald?
Why don't you call for help?
Donald, I'm not leaving. I promise I'm not.
Okay, okay, well, check your messages.
I...
I don't need to check.
Don't you wanna know if he called?
No.
He sure as hell didn't come in here
guns a blazin', now did he?
No, he didn't.
Now what kind of love is that?
None.
Now she gets it.
But for real baby.
Check your messages.
Check your damn messages.
Ooh, smells...
Donald, I can't open it.
I got you.
[music]
Donald?
What?
Donald...
There you go. Look at that.
Wait... No, no...
-She's fine. -No, no!
-Donald, no, no! -No harm is gonna come to her.
Okay? Shut up!
Shut, shut up!
I miss my family!
She's fine, all right?
That's my mother! You can't!
You see? Then you swipe over...
No, no, no!
No! Donald, stop.
I said they're fine, baby.
Okay.
Damn, you can thank me now.
Thank you.
You're not welcome.
I'm just playin'.
But for real, baby.
If you ever try to leave me or pull the shit you did
with the press...
There is no place on this -- planet
you can hide from me.
I'm not.
-Yeah? -I promise.
I'll kill that bitch.
I'll kill your daddy, I'll kill your sister,
I'll kill them babies, kids,
The cat, that cock-eyed ass dog,
and everything you hold dear.
Now I'm so sick of your shit.
[music]
Unlock your damn self.
And get cleaned up.
Oh, and talk to the doctor, baby.
'Cause you look like shit.
Okay?
Hi.
Can you talk?
Yes.
They bought it.
What?
Hook, line, and sinker.
They can't be that naive.
And why wouldn't it be that I'm just that convincing?
Yeah, well, you are.
Yeah, I am.
I knew you'd take care of it.
Yeah, of course I would.
[Victoria] So...
When are you going to take care of me?
As soon as I can get away.
In your office here at the White House?
Always hard to do it there.
Yeah, I'll say.
At any rate, just know that it's over.
Thank you.
But you need to talk to that bitch.
What bitch?
That bitch Donald.
I can't stand his ass.
Oh, I got her covered.
And I need you to make sure that he calls off his pit bull.
And she's got a pink collar.
[Eli] Okay, good.
What did you tell them?
I set him up as a hero,
so they have to call out the bullshit with Max and Bobby.
Okay, I'll talk to them.
[Eli] All right.
You know what that is, right?
What's that?
They want to have sex with them.
What? No.
Don't make me sick to my stomach.
I'm sorry.
But I do want to have sex with you.
Do you now?
Yeah.
Who are you talking to?
is that I figure out how you did this.
And when I do,
all of this is gonna come crumbling down around you.
[Narrator] Next on The Oval.
I fed them a bunch of bullshit.
So you need to get with Donald
and make sure he and Kyle lay off.
I can't go home, I can't go to the pharmacy.
-No, no, you can. -What?
[Sharon] We went to see the Vice President,
and he said that they're gonna leave us alone.
What does this look like?
You being by my side, loving me the way you always have.
Oh God, I can't do this.
[Donald] Allan, you realize your ass is about to be fired.
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