What am I gonna do without you, Lilly?
-[laughing] Oh my gosh. -What am I gonna do without you?
[Victoria] Previously on The Oval.
What, is he in on this? The Vice President?
No, I made this happen.
Your mother and father were the only ones in the room.
When they left, your double was dead.
What?
One of them killed you.
Shh.
We need to move.
No, no, no, no, you don't have to do anything.
-Nothing at all. -Kyle.
Hi.
What's up Kyle?
Did I interrupt something?
No.
It looks like I did.
Okay, well, what do you want?
I just want to know what's going on, Dale.
Nothing's going on.
Yeah, you're just, what you're just out here,
in the woods, camping?
Yeah, well, you know my situation, so?
I do.
So, that's...
Come on, just, why don't you just come and stay with me?
I don't think so.
You know that I have room.
Yeah, no.
And chains.
Okay, see, I said no.
Okay.
Okay, fine, I'm not gonna beg.
Why are you here?
You should, you should probably leave now.
You got a man in there?
No.
You cheating on me, Dale?
Kyle, go.
-Mm-mm. -Oh.
Kyle, I'm not kidding around, okay?
Whoa, whoa, hey, here we go.
Look at you, getting all butch on me.
You think I'm joking?
Come on out of there, Allan.
I know you're in there.
What?
Yeah, I know you're both here, Dale.
-Okay, well...You should prob-- -Allan!
Hey, sir.
Hey, stud.
What's going on?
You wanna tell me what you're doing here?
We're camping, sir.
I didn't know you were the type.
Oh yeah, no, I love the outdoors.
Alright, well, you should come with me.
[Allan] Why?
Chief of Staff's been calling you, Allan.
Is that how you found me?
We have our ways.
I don't wanna go.
You're coming, just come on.
-Look, this is not... -What is this?
Huh, what is this just pick a fight with Kyle day?
Come on.
Listen to me okay. It's just not gonna...
Going to go very well if you don't come and see him.
Why?
What I'm trying to do is keep you out of prison.
Wait, wha-what? Prison?
Yeah.
Some top secret files went missing
and Donald doesn't think that you would take them
-but he can't find you, so. -No, no, I didn't take a thing.
Well, then come and tell him that.
Sir, come on.
Look, I am not going to ask you again.
You're coming and you're coming now.
What are you gonna do with a stick?
-This is a gun. -Hit you with it.
Put the stick down, Dale.
Listen to your buddy.
Alright, you good?
Let's go.
You, I will deal with later.
[music]
[Man] Ladies and gentlemen, the President and First Lady.
♪ Feels like I'm running out of time ♪
♪ You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine ♪
♪ Not really sure where we're headed to ♪
♪ I just hope that you make it when I do ♪
[music]
You really should get better alcohol.
My Lilly picked it.
Oh well, that explains it.
Explains what?
Well, she's as fake as they come.
Trying to be all sophisticated.
Well, I think my Lilly is as sophisticated as they come.
Don't you think?
No.
She's trying too hard.
Okay, and you're not?
Honey, I've grown up with money.
I didn't have to screw a gay man to get it.
Hmm.
No, but you -- a white one.
-Hmm. -So, that's so.
Look who's moving around.
Yeah, I am.
Okay.
Okay, why are you here?
Excuse me?
Why are you here?
I have business with your pretty little husband,
which is none of your business.
Hmm, you don't think so?
[laughing] No.
Well, whatever you two are doing, I want in.
[laughing] And I want to know everything.
Girl.
What, girl?
-Is she serious? -You know what?
I'ma let you handle this one, okay?
-Thank you. -You're very welcome.
What we're doing is a matter of national security
and in the interest of this country.
Yes, and your own interest.
Yes, that is in the interest of this country.
Oh, right.
[laughing]
So, you, you really not gonna tell me, huh?
[laughing]
Well, we could but, then we'd have to kill you.
[laughing]
Well, you know Victoria, he already tried that.
Go ahead, tell 'em, Donald.
What is she talking about?
He had Kyle waterboard me.
Is that all, darling?
[chuckles]
Sweetheart, we don't try to kill, we do.
If he wanted you dead, he would have started with your head.
Yeah.
You don't know how many times I've tried to tell her that.
Understand that, dear.
We are two incredibly tough bitches.
[growls]
So, who have you killed?
Oh, many people.
For what?
For doing what you're doing now.
Oh, and what's that?
Hmm?
-Annoying me. -Okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa. [laughing]
Lilly, baby perhaps you should go upstairs and get some rest.
Okay? Yeah.
You look like shit.
Oh, I do, don't I?
You do.
Is she high?
Oh God, so you're really not gonna tell me.
Again, I am, I'm getting annoyed.
You were going to the Vice President
to try to destroy us. I'm not telling you shit.
Lilly.
You may leave now.
Is that bitch on drugs?
No, she's just drained.
Ain't nobody that tired.
[Lilly] The bitch from Watts is gone.
The bitch from Watts is gone.
Okay, maybe she lost a little sophistication, huh?
-A little. -Alright.
[stomping]
She's heavy footed.
Why do you put up with that shit?
She's, she's got something on me, you know.
What?
Just these little pieces of a puzzle
that if it gets to the press it could destroy me.
-Oh girl, you are so dramatic. -And you.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, never that.
Well, Victoria, I'm not taking any chances.
Okay?
You need to stop being so soft.
Are we, are we done here with our business?
Yes.
Then, why are you still standing here.
Well, I'm enjoying being out of the White House.
-I'll leave when I'm ready. -Victoria.
What's in this room?
This bitch.
[Bobby] This the place?
[Max] Yep.
[Max] I hope this works.
[music]
Who you looking for?
Ma'am?
Who are you looking for?
Oh, we're good, ma'am, thanks.
You look official.
Yes ma'am, we are.
Oh, you looking for the President?
The President?
Yeah, he, he's gone but he was here earlier.
-Is that so? -Yeah.
You sure it was him?
I know what that mother -- look like.
She knows what he looks like.
The motorcade never left the White House.
I know.
He, he wasn't in no motorcade.
He was in a, a, a little car with a Dominican looking dude.
And you know I love me some Dominicans.
How'd she hear us?
What color was the car?
Uh, uh, it was black.
Yeah, uh, uh, you want the license plate number?
Oh.
Sure.
That, that'd be very helpful.
Yeah, yeah, come here.
Let me have your number, I'll text it to you.
You wanna go ahead and give her your number?
-No, she's talking to you. -Come on now.
I can, I can just take a picture of it.
Yeah, oh, okay.
You fine.
-He is. -Mmm-mmm.
Thank you, ma'am.
I like me a black-ass ol' man.
-Me too. -[laughing]
Thank you, um, I can, I can just take a picture of it.
Yeah.
Really quick.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Got it, thank you, ma'am.
Thank, thank you.
You didn't give me your number.
You didn't give her your number.
I'm married, ma'am, thank you.
Are you?
Yes, um, to him, actually.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
Yes, we are very happy, aren't we Mr. Holmes?
-Yes we are. -Ooh-hoo, nevermind.
You should have come to me before you messed around
with his ass.
I agree.
Honey.
You have a wonderful night, ma'am.
-Okay. -Thank you for you're help.
-You too, alright. -Let's go, sweetie.
Yeah child.
What a neighbor, huh?
Tell me about it, Mr. Holmes.
Let me know if you change your mind.
You need some company?
Is she still looking at me?
Yeah, she's looking at all you.
-Hey. -Hey.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
We wanted to talk to you and Sharon.
Okay, alright, come on in.
What are you doing?
It's okay.
I like the view back here better anyway, Mr. Holmes.
So does she.
Just, hold up a second.
Oh, hi.
-Hi. -Hey.
Uh, well, it's good to see you again.
Can I get you all anything?
We're fine, thank you.
Are those, uh, pork chops I smell?
Why yes, I cooked some earlier.
-I'll have some... -He's fine, thanks.
No, I can get you some.
-Thank you. -You sure you don't want any?
I'll have his.
-Thank you. -I'm starving.
Coming right up.
-Excuse me. -Yes ma'am.
So, uh, what's this about?
Is Sharon home?
Yeah, yeah, uh, Sharon!
[Sharon] Yeah?
There's someone here to see you.
Uh, hi.
Hi.
Hey, uh, I'm Bobby and this is um--
Max.
What's going on?
Can we sit?
Yeah.
-Yeah. -Great.
We want to talk to you about the President.
We know he was here.
Has he contacted you at any time?
No, not since he showed up.
He will.
What?
Yeah, I was on his detail.
He'll call you.
Shit.
Well, that's actually what we wanted to talk to you about.
Okay.
I don't know if you're up for this,
but we would love it if you would
record your calls with him.
Play the game a little bit.
Maybe even meet him.
Um, uh, Max, uh, she, she can't do that.
But why would I do that?
We're all getting ready to go back to work
at the White House and we want to build a case
he can't wiggle out of.
I mean, kidnapping you and taking you to the White House.
Okay, but if I'm playing along.
He's a hard drug user when he's with women.
Wait, how do you know this?
I was with him since he was a governor.
Oh, wow.
Wow, and now he's leading the country.
Yeah, but we're gonna put an end to that.
And you think I can do that?
I think you can help us.
Yeah.
[sighs] My god.
Okay, let me get this straight.
So, if I'm playing along and playing nice
then it wouldn't be a kidnapping.
So?
Yes, it is.
And I'm not gonna be alone with him?
Well, we don't think that you should.
No.
Okay, good.
Look, all we want is evidence.
Okay?
That's it.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't either.
This is a black phone, alright?
If you change your mind, all you do is,
you put your number in here and it will record all your calls.
You only share with us what you want us to hear.
That's it.
I don't like this.
Yeah, neither do I.
I'm sorry.
He won't stop.
-You sure? -Yes.
I know him.
I've known him for a long time.
When he gets fixated on something he won't stop.
Not at all.
So, think about it.
No, there's, there's nothing for me to think about.
I'm not doing it.
Okay.
Alright, are we, are we done here?
Look, uh, we're very sorry.
I'm sorry.
Have a nice day or whatever.
Look man, I know what you're thinking
but she's not the one to do it.
Yeah, I get it.
Sorry.
It's okay.
We're gonna go.
Whoa, whoa, not, not until I get my pork chops.
Are you serious right now?
You don't smell that?
Do you ever stop eating?
You can go.
Hey, it's always something with you.
It's women, it's food.
You're a child. You're worse than my son.
Look, the car came back registered to Alonzo.
He's using him to get out of there now?
Yeah.
But Alonzo's a good guy.
Yeah, he is, was.
We gotta let Sam know.
-Now. -Not until I get my food.
My god, you're unbelievable.
Here you go.
One for you.
Thank you, this looks great.
-And one for you. -I'll take his too.
Thank you.
Okay, I'll get you a fork.
Actually, this looks amazing.
Is there anyway we can get this to go, please?
-Okay. -I'm so sorry.
-Yeah? -Alright.
Thank you so much. Come on, you can eat in the car.
And we'll say hi to your girlfriend on the way out.
-Wow. -Let's go.
Oh, you.
Yes, sir.
Come.
Yes, sir.
You, um, wanna tell us what happened?
I don't know what you mean, sir.
He got out of the White House.
Sir?
I told you I would find out.
What?
I smelled him on him.
He wore his hat.
The President wore your hat?
-Mm-hmm. -Wow, so, so where'd you go?
Sir.
Sir me one more -- time.
He wanted to go for a ride.
And you took him?
Yes, sir.
You do know when he goes for those rides
that there's, there's a protocol
and secret service detail, right?
I know now, sir.
Oh, but you didn't then?
I'm sorry, with all due respect, sir, how would I know?
Right, right, right, right, I'm sorry.
-No, I'm, I'm sorry, sir. -You're fired.
Yes, sir.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
-Ma'am. -Victoria.
No, he's not fired.
He trusts him.
Okay, I see where this is going.
Mm-hmm.
So, we're going to leave you in place.
Yes, ma'am.
Under one condition.
Yes, ma'am.
Where did you go?
Ma'am, I'd rather not say.
You should have fired him.
Well, in which case, then, you will be fired.
-He, he wanted um... -Drugs?
-Yes. -And whores.
Yes, ma'am.
And you brought him to the sleaziest neighborhood
you could find and got him entangled with Champagne?
I'm sorry, sir.
Let me see it.
Ooh boy, you crazy.
Oh, this simple mother -- gonna need to be tested
for every STI there is.
Oh yeah.
I was following orders, sir.
Bitch, did you just snatch that out of my hand?
You know what, -- him, he's fired.
No, no, no, no, Victoria, I, I actually like your idea better.
If he asks you to do it again, and he will,
you oblige him, okay?
But I wanna know about it.
-Yes, sir. -Got it?
-Yes, sir. -Yeah.
And he will do it again.
Oh yeah.
Yes, ma'am.
Get out of here.
I'm ready to get back to the White House.
Back to civilization.
Yes, ma'am.
Some place where there's help to get drinks.
I can't say that I enjoyed this.
Well, it was a pleasure having you by, First Lady.
-Oh, cut the bullshit. -Oh, all true.
-- off.
Psst, hey.
Hey.
What are you, what are you doing here?
I gotta check on the store, Dale.
Aren't they looking for you?
Oh, oh yeah, uh, Sharon said that it's all over.
What?
Yep.
What does that mean?
I guess that the Vice President got them all together
and then said that we had it all wrong.
How did we get it all wrong?
Yeah, right?
I mean, the Chief of Staff literally had me shot.
-Remember? -Right.
And the President was in their house.
Well, yeah Nancy's house, but yeah, I know.
Okay, um.
So, it's over just like that?
Yeah, right.
Hmm, no way.
I mean, I would love if everything
would just go back to normal.
Yeah, me too.
But if you so nervous what are you doing,
just sneaking around here?
Well, I didn't know where else to go and they took Allan.
Who took Allan?
That agent guy, Kyle.
Took him where?
Um, to the Chief of Staff.
What?
Yeah, he said something about him like,
stealing classified information or something
and then he took him.
-Oh, he's dead. -Don't say that.
I mean, Dale, Dale, he's, he's probably dead.
Look, how could this all just be over?
I, I don't understand.
I don't know, but I guess,
she said that there's not enough evidence
and then Sharon said that the worst stuff like the murders,
the son did it.
Well, what about what they did to you
at the Washington Monument?
Like, that actually happened, right?
I know.
So, we can't just let them get away with this, Kareem.
I know, it feels like, um, we can't protect ourselves, right?
Right.
That's why I did this.
Damn.
Yeah right.
They come at me, I'm coming at them.
Okay, um, you know how to use these?
[laughs] Come on, Dale.
I mean, I could show you.
You can show me?
Yeah.
Dale, you don't know nothing about this.
I'm from the country, okay?
Okay.
Yeah, it's got a good balance.
You really know how to use these.
Yeah, I mean, what, a gay man can't like guns
and manicures at the same time?
My fault, my mistake, you're right.
Yeah, I mean, these are good.
Great.
Let's hope you never have to use them.
For their sake, I hope you never have to use them.
Right.
You know, I think I need to go call Sharon.
She's probably worried.
Oh right, actually, let me call her first.
I need to check in.
Okay, can I have some of these chips?
Um, I'm starving.
Dale, chips are not a meal.
Just order something from next door.
I'm hungry too. Can you grab me something?
-Yeah, okay. -Okay.
-Alright. -Thank you.
Hey, Dale?
Yeah.
We're gonna be alright.
-Okay. -Okay.
[phone ringing]
Hello.
Hey, um, you okay?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Okay, what's up?
I'm gonna come get you.
Kareem.
I don't want you to be there with him.
He's not even here.
[Kareem] Yeah, but he's gonna come back.
Why do you want me to come there?
'Cause I want you to be with me, Sharon.
And I can protect you now. I promise.
I'm good.
Nothing I can say will convince you, huh?
No, I'm fine.
Okay.
Okay, well, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, um, you're coming to work, right?
Yeah, I'll be there.
Wait, wait, Sharon, you're sure everything's over?
It's over.
Okay.
Well, except what they want me to do.
What who wants you to do?
I, I can't tell you that over the phone.
Come on, Sharon.
I mean, I can't tell right now.
Can you tell me in the morning?
Yeah, I will.
[Kareem] Okay.
Alright, well look, I'm gonna go, I'm tired.
Okay, just wait, just wait, just wait.
Where, where are you sleeping?
Why?
[Kareem] I don't want you in his bed.
Bye, Kareem.
-[Kareem] Sharon. -Bye.
This is Ms. Nancy.
Have you seen Barry?
-Okay. -Okay, yeah, okay, thank you.
Well, if you see him could you tell him to call...
Yes, yes, call home.
-Okay. -Okay.
-Thank you. -Yes.
Yes, that's, that's my number.
Call me.
Thank you.
No luck.
Yeah, none here either.
Where could he be?
Baby, I don't know.
Richard, I don't like this.
Neither do I.
Well, Sam said that he was tracking...
There was nothing on his phone.
Do you think he's in trouble?
No.
Are you sure, 'cause...
Baby, he's fine.
I gotta a bad feeling.
He's fine.
I don't know.
Hey, hey.
-I, I mean... -He's okay.
With everything that's going on.
[both sigh]
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm just worried.
Nancy.
-I don't hate nobody, -Mmm.
But I'm really close to hating that man.
Mm, no, baby, don't.
He's evil, just walking in here like that.
Nancy, I know, but don't.
I wish Sharon would get his ass.
She can't do that.
Yes, she can.
How do you figure?
Sharon ain't no wallflower, Richard.
Nancy, she is so sweet.
That girl is a beast when she wants to be.
What?
Yes.
Nancy, the girl is one of the sweetest.
Don't let all that fool you.
Richard, she can do it.
You think so?
Richard.
It didn't seem like she could.
Sharon was a stripper.
What?
Her stage name was Bitchtopia.
Oh, what the hell?
[stutters] Why didn't you tell me this?
'Cause you would judge her.
Well, damn.
I mean, she was really in the pharmacy school though.
Oh, well.
Right.
[laughing]
May--maybe she can do it.
Yes, she can, and I'm gonna talk to her about it tomorrow.
Damn, you learn something new everyday.
Yes, you do.
And we gotta find Barry.
And we will.
Baby, we will find him.
Okay.
Bitchtopia?
That's what she said.
Damn.
[laughing]
[music]
Yeah, this is, uh, the President.
Can you get someone to come up here?
Anyone, I don't care.
Sir?
Agent, where's my wife?
She went out, sir.
Out where?
She went to see the Chief of Staff.
Off grounds?
Yes, she went to his house.
What is she up to?
I'm not sure.
-That was a rhetorical question. -Copy.
Could you get, uh, get me Donald on the phone?
Yes, sir.
[phone ringing]
I don't know what she's talking about...
Oh, Jesus.
[phone ringing]
Yes.
Please hold for the President.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay fine.
Is Alonzo down there?
He's out with your wife, sir.
[Hunter] I want to see him when he gets back.
Yes sir.
Donald.
Yes, Mr. President.
Is my wife there?
No, she's actually headed back to the White House
to be with her loving husband.
Why was she there?
Well, she wanted to tell me the good news.
What good news?
It's over, sir.
What is over, Donald?
All the people that were after you.
She actually found a way to spin it.
[Hunter] What?
Yeah.
Believe it or not, she even got the Vice President
to believe it.
How the hell did she do that?
[Donald] I have no idea, Mr. President.
Donald?
Yes, sir.
Who are you with?
What do you mean, Mr. President?
I wanna know, are you with me or are you with my wife?
I'm with you, sir.
Donald, are you having sex with her?
Oh god, no, no, sir.
No, no, no.
That was actually pretty convincing.
No, sir, the only woman that I am having sex with
is my beautiful wife.
That was, uh, that was not as convincing, Donald.
All true, Mr. President.
Something's going on, Donald.
I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna figure it out.
What do you mean?
Somebody's playing a game.
Sir, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, I uh, I think you do.
You know what, why don't, why don't you just,
you just come on to my house as well
and we can talk about it, how about that?
See you in the morning, Donald.
Are you sure?
Well, I can come in early and--
[music]
Where you been?
I went to see Donald.
Why?
There was a matter that needed to be discussed in person.
And what matter would that be?
Oh, I got your dumbass off.
What?
Yeah.
And now the Vice President and his wife
are coming to see you tomorrow.
I don't wanna see that corny fool after what he did.
He's coming to apologize, Hunter.
Why would he do that?
He has proof that Jason killed both women.
How did he get that?
A little Hollywood magic from my father.
[sighs]
I thought he wanted me to--
Look, all my father cares about
is when that pipeline through Alaska
comes up for a vote, you get your Senators to toe the line
and you sign it.
How much money does he need?
It's not just about money, Hunter.
It's about him repaying favors that he's called in
for your stupid ass.
Like, making a police report about you
and some bitch named Champagne at a sleazy ass hotel disappear.
[sighs]
Hunter, do you hate this job that much?
I mean, first you had a headless whore in our bed.
Then you had an affair with that raggedy ass,
canyon vagina having, press secretary.
You've had an assassination attempt on your life.
And now you're bingeing cocaine like a -- maniac.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Hunter, we literally have everything we've worked for.
Now, all of this was a little bit too much
for Jason and Gail.
But this is what we asked for.
We have it all.
Why are you trying to ruin it?
You keep pushing and pushing and pushing toward the edge
and your ass is gonna go right over it.
That's funny, Victoria. You sound concerned.
But, I know you only are concerned about yourself.
Okay.
'Cause without me, you'd be lost.
You would be nothing.
Okay, look.
Tomorrow, you will get cleaned up
and you will listen to what the Vice President has to say.
I'm not listening to a word that dumb bitch has to say.
You want to hear this, Hunter.
No, I don't.
I don't want to hear anything from him.
And I don't want to hear anymore of this bullshit from you.
Hunter, where are you going?
This asshole.
Look, why does he want to see me, man?
I already told you that.
No, you told me a lie.
I did?
I didn't take anything out of that office, man,
and he knows it.
You didn't?
No, so cut the bullshit.
I see.
Look, man to man, just tell me what's up?
Look at you.
Where are you from?
New York.
Yeah?
Yeah, but you know that already.
Yeah, I do.
Alright, man, cut the bullshit, alright?
Man to man, I said tell me what's up.
Oh, well, what's up, what are we going street now?
Yeah, we're going street, Kyle.
Okay, well, hey, you're gonna, you're gonna have to come
and talk to him.
[sighs] Did he send that man to kill me?
Who?
The agent.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh come on, man.
Really?
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
No, I don't.
Got it, okay.
So, then you're here to kill me, then.
[sighs] Allan, if I wanted you dead,
you would be dead back there with my boyfriend.
[laughing] Oh, that's your boyfriend?
Yeah.
Does he know you two are, uh, in a relationship?
He -- better.
Ah, [laughs] I see.
Hey, you wanna, you wanna join us for a threesome sometime?
No, I'm good, man. Thank, thanks for the invite.
Ah, it could be fun.
Not my thing, pal.
Yeah, okay, sure.
I've seen the way that you flirt with Donald.
Yeah, that'd be the other way around.
What, what he flirts with you?
He likes me.
No, he doesn't.
[sighs] Why do you say that?
Because he's in love with me.
So, it gets under your skin?
You trying to get under my skin?
Maybe.
Well, you got a lot of balls, kid.
Look, if you're taking me somewhere to kill me...
I'm not.
Well, if you are...
I'm not doing that.
If you're taking me somewhere to kill me,
it's on my terms, you hear me?
What?
If we go, we go.
What are you saying, Allan?
That if I go, we're going together, okay?
It's on my terms.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
What, what the hell are you so paranoid about?
I'm not paranoid, okay?
Then, what are you so afraid of?
I'm not afraid, Kyle. Okay?
I'm not afraid of anything. I got nothing to lose.
You wanna make a bet?
-- it.
And we'll get there. Just not now.
[Hunter] Next on The Oval.
Why did you jump, son?
I really wanted out.
-I'll make sure you're loyal. -I'm loyal, sir.
Good, because I... want to go out again.
Have you thought about...
To trap the President? I'm, I'm not doing that.
-Sharon, you can do it. -No, no, Ms. Nancy, I couldn't.
It's your funeral.
-So, they really think I'm dead. -They have to.
Wow.
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