1 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,016 What the heck? 2 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,808 Well, I have good news. You don't have any bats in the cave. 3 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:21,153 And, also, I have a surprise for you. 4 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,690 I made you some muesli. 5 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,233 Oh, all right. 6 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:28,316 It might be dog kibble because I sat on my glasses and I flattened them. 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,743 What time is it? 8 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:30,781 It's 5:00. 9 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,954 Why did you wake me up so early? 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,043 It's 5:00 in the afternoon. 11 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,448 Yeah. I usually wake up about 7. 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,368 Well, enough of the silliness. Eat your breakfast-dinner. 13 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,537 Is this the surprise? 14 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:45,085 No. I'm taking you to a concert tonight. 15 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,264 -Who? -You have to guess. 16 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,879 -Post Malone? -Who? 17 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:49,876 -SZA? -What? 18 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,177 -Dolly Parton. -I wish. 19 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,300 -Lizzo. -You do it and you'll clean it up. 20 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,601 I am taking you to see my favorite family singing group. 21 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:02,153 Hold on to your ducking hat, because we are going to see BBPS. 22 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,284 The Brothers BcBillan Plus Sisters. 23 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:13,994 And I even bought the tickets on my fancy new cellular phone. 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,784 Yeah, you did, you baller. 25 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:19,578 Why don't we ask some of your new school friends to come with us tonight? 26 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,213 Nah. I just like hanging out, us time. 27 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,802 Who the hell is that? 28 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,641 This is my new handywoman-man. 29 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:39,180 Her name is Junie. She's been here all day working on my bush and knockers. 30 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,386 I spent the day trimming her hydrangea bush 31 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,096 and polishing her door knockers. 32 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:48,149 And listen, when I come back tomorrow, I'm gonna... 33 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,283 Oh, my. 34 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,988 Oh, my earring. 35 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,624 Thank you, Junie. 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,918 This is dog kibble by the way. 37 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,212 Junie. 38 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,803 You know this place used to be called the Money Shot, 39 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,513 and they had a great commercial. 40 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,893 Where the whores are tricky And the floors are sticky 41 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,851 Money shot 42 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,058 Oh, look at this. 43 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,765 It's my agent, Jerry. 44 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,025 He just always calls at the most inopportune times. 45 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,148 I love him, but he's a pain in my ass. 46 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,357 Hello, Abigail. 47 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:40,873 Jerry, you're FaceTiming me and not a profile pic. 48 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,123 You look well. 49 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,964 -How's the new book coming? -Poor connection. 50 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,543 You know, because you're off the clock. 51 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,456 Hi, what do I have to get you? 52 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,836 I would like a perky red, 53 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:56,133 and I'll have a ream of shrimp and a beret, medium rare. 54 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:59,808 I'll have the salad and Skittles and a soda. 55 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:03,178 I'm so excited about this group. Have you ever seen them before? 56 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:07,807 No. But I have seen beaver crap roll off a car hood, so: 57 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,769 same diff. 58 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,687 Well, I hope they play all my favorites. 59 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,985 And I hope they drive their tour bus into a gulch. 60 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:20,331 People in this town really don't hold back, and I like it. 61 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,949 So, what sort of music is this? 62 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,866 It's like a gospel cult-pop. 63 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,165 They've been touring as a family since childhood, 64 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:30,089 and they're as inseparable as their harmonies. 65 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,589 Oh, that sounds nice. 66 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,130 Sometimes I wish I wasn't an only child. 67 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:39,264 Well, your father is pretty foxy, so I'm sure there are others out there. 68 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,434 -What? -Abigail. 69 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,350 Hey, Abigail. 70 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,062 -Oh, great. -Abigail. 71 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,482 Gilbert's here. 72 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,900 -Smile like you're glad to see him. -Hi! 73 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,899 Wow, I've never seen him without his cop uniform. 74 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:55,361 He's really leaning into that turtleneck-vest combo. 75 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,534 He looks very hot. Temperature-wise, obviously. 76 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,832 Here's your shit. 77 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,121 Thank you. 78 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,167 You know, I aspired to be a professional singer. 79 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:15,131 When I was in my 20s, I sang with the local philharmonic. 80 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,974 And when I was on my final note, 81 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:21,089 a moth flew into my windpipe, and I coughed for nearly an hour. 82 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,138 Since then, I've been terrified to sing in public. 83 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:28,943 But that moth came out three days later in my stool, and it was still alive. 84 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:34,229 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage the Brothers BcBillan Plus Sisters. 85 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,446 There's a feeling when it's right 86 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,122 When you're reeling and it's tight 87 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,121 It's that sweet spot It's that cute cot 88 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,504 We call it family 89 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:55,461 We're a wham bam family 90 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,216 We're attached at the hip-hop 91 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,178 Making music that won't stop 92 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,850 -It's that perfect note -Perfect note 93 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,388 -It's that billy goat -Billy goat 94 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,521 We call it family 95 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:11,848 We're a wham bam family 96 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:16,477 We're a wham bam family 97 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,907 They sound so good. 98 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,581 Am I high and forgot? 99 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,370 I'm high on BBPS. 100 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,583 Hey, you know, Bran, you're the best brother a guy could beg for. 101 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:35,085 Thanks, pal. I love you so much it's hurts like a coronary event. 102 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:38,379 -Hey, what about your sisters? -Hey, what about your sisters? 103 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,795 You boys are the cutest. We wished we weren't related. 104 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:46,595 Yeah, things would be so different because you're so cute. 105 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,190 They love each other to death. It's so cute. 106 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,021 You're stealing the show. 107 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,106 You piece of shit. 108 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,571 -You ate my fucking sandwich. -Go to hell, piece of shit. 109 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,861 Hey, no family is perfect, right? 110 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:03,816 True. 111 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,866 We came out of the same mama tunnel 112 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,870 We came out of the same daddy dream 113 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,583 Raving like puppies That's a-yippin' and a'yappin' 114 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,924 Fighting over church and dolls And sweet ice cream 115 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,711 It's just sibling 116 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,375 Sibling jive-alry 117 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,047 -Go, Brody! -Go, Brody! 118 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,545 Go, Brody! Go, Brody! Go, Brody! 119 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,680 Go, Brody! Go, Brody! 120 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:29,644 Go, Brody! 121 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,773 Go, Broda! Go, Broda! Go, Broda! 122 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,109 Go, Broda! Go, Broda! Go, Broda! 123 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,226 Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! 124 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,527 Who's Brenda? Who's Brenda? 125 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,690 -Go, Brenda! -Oh, Brenda! 126 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:45,318 Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! 127 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,275 Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! 128 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:50,156 Go, Bran! Go, Bran! Go, Bran! 129 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,454 Go, Bran! Go, Bran! Go, Bran! 130 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,958 -Whoa, oh, no, Bran -Get it. 131 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,120 -Get it. -Stop, Bran. 132 00:06:56,208 --> 00:07:03,218 Sibling jive-alry 133 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,388 Oh, my God. 134 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,065 Come on, Bran. 135 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,108 Come on, Bran. 136 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,901 Come on, Bran. Get up, man. 137 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,985 Bran, come on. 138 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,320 Bran. 139 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,620 What's he-- What's he doing? 140 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:32,542 Bran? 141 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,793 He's dead! 142 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:37,714 Oh, no!