1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,093 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,139 ABIGAIL: Boop! 3 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,430 [SNORTS] 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,973 Ugh! 5 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,016 What the heck? 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,808 Well, I have good news. You don't have any bats in the cave. 7 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:21,153 And, also, I have a surprise for you. 8 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,690 I made you some muesli. 9 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,273 Oh, all right. 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:28,318 It might be dog kibble because I sat on my glasses and I flattened them. 11 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,743 What time is it? 12 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:30,781 It's 5:00. 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,954 Why did you wake me up so early? 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,043 It's 5:00 in the afternoon. 15 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,448 Yeah. I usually wake up about 7. 16 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,418 Well, enough of the silliness. Eat your breakfast-dinner. 17 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,539 Is this the surprise? 18 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:45,085 No. I'm taking you to a concert tonight. 19 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,264 - Ooh. Who? - You have to guess. 20 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,879 - Post Malone? - Who? 21 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:49,876 - SZA? - What? 22 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,177 - Dolly Parton. - I wish. 23 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,890 - Lizzo. - You do it and you'll clean it up. 24 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,601 I am taking you to see my favorite family singing group. 25 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:02,153 Hold on to your ducking hat, because we are going to see BBPS. 26 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,284 The Brothers BcBillan Plus Sisters. 27 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,356 Yay! 28 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:13,994 And I even bought the tickets on my fancy new cellular phone. 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,784 Yeah, you did, you baller. 30 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:19,578 Why don't we ask some of your new school friends to come with us tonight? 31 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,213 Nah. I just like hanging out, us time. 32 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,802 Who the hell is that? 33 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,641 This is my new handywoman-man. 34 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:39,180 Her name is Junie. She's been here all day working on my bush and knockers. 35 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,386 I spent the day trimming her hydrangea bush 36 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,096 and polishing her door knockers. 37 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,147 Oh. 38 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:48,149 And listen, when I come back tomorrow, I'm gonna... 39 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,283 Oh, my. 40 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,988 Oh, my earring. 41 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,624 Thank you, Junie. 42 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,450 [ABIGAIL GIGGLING] 43 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,707 [WHEEZING] 44 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,918 This is dog kibble by the way. 45 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,212 Junie. 46 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,803 You know this place used to be called the Money Shot, 47 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,513 and they had a great commercial. 48 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,893 ♪ Where the whores are tricky And the floors are sticky ♪ 49 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,851 ♪ Money shot ♪ 50 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,062 [POPS] 51 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,681 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 52 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,058 Oh, look at this. 53 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,765 It's my agent, Jerry. 54 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,025 He just always calls at the most inopportune times. 55 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,148 I love him, but he's a pain in my ass. 56 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,357 Hello, Abigail. 57 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,986 [SCOFFS] 58 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:40,873 Jerry, you're FaceTiming me and not a profile pic. 59 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,123 You look well. 60 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,544 - How's the new book coming? - Poor connection. 61 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,543 You know, because you're off the clock. 62 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,456 Hi, what do I have to get you? 63 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,836 I would like a perky red, 64 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:56,133 and I'll have a ream of shrimp and a beret, medium rare. 65 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:59,808 I'll have the salad and Skittles and a soda. 66 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:03,178 I'm so excited about this group. Have you ever seen them before? 67 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:07,807 No. But I have seen beaver crap roll off a car hood, so: 68 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:08,856 [CLICKS TONGUE] 69 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,769 same diff. 70 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,687 Well, I hope they play all my favorites. 71 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,985 And I hope they drive their tour bus into a gulch. 72 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:20,331 People in this town really don't hold back, and I like it. 73 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,949 So, what sort of music is this? 74 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,866 ABIGAIL: It's like a gospel cult-pop. 75 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,165 They've been touring as a family since childhood, 76 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:30,089 and they're as inseparable as their harmonies. 77 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,589 Oh, that sounds nice. 78 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,130 Sometimes I wish I wasn't an only child. 79 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:39,264 Well, your father is pretty foxy, so I'm sure there are others out there. 80 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,434 -What? MAN: Abigail. 81 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,350 Hey, Abigail. 82 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,062 - Oh, great. - Abigail. 83 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,482 Gilbert's here. 84 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,900 - Smile like you're glad to see him. - Hi! 85 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,899 Wow, I've never seen him without his cop uniform. 86 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:55,361 He's really leaning into that turtleneck-vest combo. 87 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,534 He looks very hot. Temperature-wise, obviously. 88 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,952 - Here's your shit. - Oh. 89 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,289 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 90 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,121 Thank you. 91 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,207 You know, I aspired to be a professional singer. 92 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:15,213 When I was in my 20s, I sang with the local philharmonic. 93 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,967 And when I was on my final note, 94 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:21,089 a moth flew into my windpipe, and I coughed for nearly an hour. 95 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,138 Since then, I've been terrified to sing in public. 96 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:28,943 But that moth came out three days later in my stool, and it was still alive. 97 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,809 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage 98 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,227 the Brothers BcBillan Plus Sisters. 99 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,316 [CROWD CHEERS] 100 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,861 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 101 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,446 ♪ There's a feeling when it's right ♪ 102 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,122 ♪ When you're reeling and it's tight ♪ 103 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,121 ♪ It's that sweet spot It's that cute cot ♪ 104 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,504 ♪ We call it family ♪ 105 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:55,461 ♪ We're a wham bam family ♪ 106 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,216 ♪ We're attached at the hip-hop ♪ 107 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,178 ♪ Making music that won't stop ♪ 108 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,850 ♪ - It's that perfect note - Perfect note ♪ 109 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,388 ♪ - It's that billy goat - Billy goat ♪ 110 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,521 ♪ We call it family ♪ 111 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:11,848 ♪ We're a wham bam family ♪ 112 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:16,477 ♪ We're a wham bam family ♪ 113 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,907 ABIGAIL: They sound so good. 114 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,581 Am I high and forgot? 115 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,370 I'm high on BBPS. 116 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,583 Hey, you know, Bran, you're the best brother a guy could beg for. 117 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:35,085 Thanks, pal. I love you so much it's hurts like a coronary event. 118 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:38,379 -Hey, what about your sisters? -Hey, what about your sisters? 119 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,223 [CROWD LAUGHS] 120 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,799 SISTER 1: You boys are the cutest. We wished we weren't related. 121 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:46,595 Yeah, things would be so different because you're so cute. 122 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,192 Oh! 123 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,190 They love each other to death. It's so cute. 124 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,021 You're stealing the show. 125 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,106 You piece of shit. 126 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,571 -You ate my fucking sandwich. -Go to hell, piece of shit. 127 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,861 Hey, no family is perfect, right? 128 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:03,816 True. 129 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,866 ♪ We came out of the same mama tunnel ♪ 130 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,870 ♪ We came out of the same daddy dream ♪ 131 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,583 ♪ Raving like puppies That's a-yippin' and a-yappin' ♪ 132 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,924 ♪ Fighting over church and dolls And sweet ice cream ♪ 133 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,711 ♪ It's just sibling ♪ 134 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,375 ♪ Sibling jive-alry ♪ 135 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,966 [GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING] 136 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,051 ♪ - Go, Brody! - Go, Brody! ♪ 137 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,635 ♪ Go, Brody! Go, Brody! Go, Brody! ♪ 138 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,680 ♪ Go, Brody! Go, Brody! ♪ 139 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:29,644 ♪ Go, Brody! ♪ 140 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,773 ♪ Go, Broda! Go, Broda! Go, Broda! ♪ 141 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,109 ♪ Go, Broda! Go, Broda! Go, Broda! ♪ 142 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,226 ♪ Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! ♪ 143 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,527 BRODY: ♪ Who's Brenda? Who's Brenda? ♪ 144 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,690 ♪ - Go, Brenda! - Oh, Brenda! ♪ 145 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:45,318 ♪ Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! ♪ 146 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,275 ♪ Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! Go, Brenda! ♪ 147 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:50,156 ♪ Go, Bran! Go, Bran! Go, Bran! ♪ 148 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,454 ♪ Go, Bran! Go, Bran! Go, Bran! ♪ 149 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,958 - ♪ Whoa, oh, no, Bran ♪ -Get it. 150 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,120 - Get it. - Stop, Bran. 151 00:06:56,208 --> 00:07:03,218 ♪ Sibling jive-alry ♪ 152 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,388 Oh, my God. 153 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,065 Come on, Bran. 154 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,108 BRODY: Come on, Bran. 155 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,901 Come on, Bran. Get up, man. 156 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,985 Bran, come on. 157 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,320 Bran. 158 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,155 [CHUCKLING] 159 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,540 BRODA: What's he-- What's he doing? BRODY: Bran? 160 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,831 [BRENDA SCREAMS] 161 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,832 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 162 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,793 He's dead! 163 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:37,714 Oh, no!