1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,919 He's dead! 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,974 -Really? -No, no, no. 3 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:10,835 No! 4 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,184 I wonder if the concert is canceled. 5 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,347 If it is, I get it but it's just something I've really been looking forward to. 6 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,807 And what am I gonna do with this? 7 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:26,358 -Who could've done such a thing? -Heifer Tattoos on Ninth Street... 8 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,073 -Not your tattoo, Gilbert. -Right. 9 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:31,163 Who could've killed Bran BcBillan? 10 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,659 Fourteen's up. 11 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,707 Not that I'm complaining but why is there a taco shop in a funeral home? 12 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,633 There are so many funeral homes in New Woodstream, 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:49,512 it's lucrative for food franchises to piggyback onto it. 14 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:54,261 Plus food does put a cork in the sadness of the bereaved. 15 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,894 You know what you should do? 16 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,484 After a night with all your new college friends, 17 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,810 after you've been dancing and hip-hopping and crunk-funking, 18 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:07,186 you should come here and have a big taco "munch-athon" with each other. 19 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,448 Yeah, I'll tell my college friends. 20 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,777 All of them. 21 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:16,236 Number 12, your bereavement burrito is ready. 22 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,406 Welcome. 23 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,044 Programs? Tissue? 24 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,871 Chips and salsa? 25 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:24,916 Who could've killed our crazy attractive brother? 26 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:29,212 I'm not trying to stir up any shit but maybe it was you, Brody. 27 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:32,548 Now, why would I kill him? He was the best singer in the group. 28 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,184 Well, now you're the best male singer in the group, so just saying. 29 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,353 How dare you. I'm not a brother killer. 30 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,103 You mother... 31 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,645 Stop it. Stop. Stop titty twisting. 32 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,979 He's undershooting my nips by, like, five inches. 33 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,395 What do you think I am, a cow? 34 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,953 Broda, I know this is a weird time to bring this up... 35 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,317 but sister to sister, girl, 36 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,447 your breath smells like a toddler's hot mall diaper. 37 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:01,865 These mints, they were given to me by Bran before he passed. 38 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,075 Here, have one. 39 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,205 I don't want anything from our fucking brother. 40 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,003 He was a grade-A asshole. 41 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,337 He's not even cold yet. 42 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,303 You are such a heartless bitch. 43 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,343 You're such a fart-less Mitch! 44 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:20,217 Everybody shut their holes, all of them. Pie, pee, butt and bung. 45 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,767 Maybe I'm glad I don't have siblings. 46 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,101 What can I say? They all came out breach. 47 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:29,107 It felt like pushing open TV trays out of my queef station. 48 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,651 And then we did what all parents do: 49 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:34,614 We just kept them alive until they started touring. 50 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,196 Wait, so which one died? 51 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,042 -I'm not sure. How many do we have? -One less. 52 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,208 Since we're parents, we get free tacos. 53 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,168 Our deepest. 54 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,417 I'm starting to think these smiling siblings' upbringing 55 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,803 wasn't as trippy as we think it was. 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,010 How the fink do you reprimand that many kids? 57 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,511 You got Bran, Branda, Brody, Broda. 58 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,183 How the hell do you even keep up with all those Bs? 59 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,603 It's just too many Bs. I don't know if I can do it. 60 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,022 Well, your name is Billy Bills, sir. 61 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,521 Get out of here, Gilbert! 62 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,358 I just can't believe he's gone. 63 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,478 We didn't hate him at all. 64 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,856 Sad. 65 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,402 My condolences, you guys. 66 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,156 Could you just sign your statements? 67 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,953 And also this one on the bottom too, 68 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,787 if you could, under your photo. 69 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,001 Gilbert. We talked about this earlier in the car, right? 70 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,745 Come on, man. Not today. 71 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,877 Welcome, everyone. I'm Undertaker Lee Drain. 72 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:39,085 I am here to be Bran BcBillan's tour guide to Worm Town. 73 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:43,428 I will be lovingly tucking him in to his forever dirt nap. 74 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,975 You might be wondering why the casket is shaped so screwy. 75 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,440 Well, our toe-tagger here... 76 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,150 Sorry. 77 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,902 Our beloved friend and brother 78 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:59,565 died in a b-boy spin position and we just couldn't uncurl him out of it. 79 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,116 Oh, we tried. 80 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,370 We dropped a shitload of cinderblocks on him. 81 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,122 And tried to steam him out. 82 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:10,254 Even put him between a couple of F-150s and tried to tow him apart 83 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,464 and he wouldn't budge. 84 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,924 Got to tell you, in all my years, 85 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:19,094 I've never seen anyone get that hard that quick. 86 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:24,889 I believe that Bran was poisoned with strychnine. 87 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,433 Ask any fruit rat. 88 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,187 It takes you from zero to stiffy in 60 seconds. 89 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:35,529 Anyway, please put your hands together for the BcBillan Brother Plus Sisters. 90 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:44,119 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My siblings and I would like to 91 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,121 sing one of our hits 92 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,253 that our beloved brother, Bran, 93 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:52,840 used to love to shake his gorgeous ass to. 94 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,248 It's called "Moon Dust." 95 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,126 Oh, "Moon Dust." 96 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,633 Awful dust. 97 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:06,516 You got a can like a harvest moon 98 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,268 Why don't you shake it? 99 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,270 Like a tater that's steaming hot 100 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,562 Why don't you ding that dam Like a Russian bot? 101 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,817 Oh, yeah 102 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:21,410 Moon dust 103 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,038 Oh, no. My brother. 104 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,799 So sad. 105 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,261 Poor pudding. 106 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,048 I'll go get him. 107 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,756 Brody, come on. 108 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:47,853 Stop milking it. 109 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,056 Brody? Brody? 110 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,558 Brody? 111 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,395 Brody! 112 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,858 -He's dead. -What? 113 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:05,525 Brody's dead. My dead brother is talking to my other dead brother. 114 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:12,502 The killer used the same poison to kill Brody as they used on Bran. 115 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:16,501 But how did they sneak into the funeral? Security is very tight. 116 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,625 They confiscated my massage egg. 117 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,092 Oh, boy. 118 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:24,183 Hey. It's that server from The Honey Pot. 119 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,925 Hi, hi, how are you? 120 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:33,185 I thought you hated these guys. Also we think you killed them. 121 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,978 You think I'd hurt them? I love them. 122 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:41,324 One of them put their seed inside of me and I made a baby come out. 123 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,451 Which one? 124 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,369 I don't know. It was a really crazy night. 125 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,002 Definitely Bran. 126 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,538 Depends on the angle. Look. 127 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,461 I see Brody. 128 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:08,472 For all we know, you could've had a threezo with Broda and Branda. 129 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,104 Yes. Gay science. 130 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,812 You leave me and my baby alone. 131 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,232 I'm sorry we offended you. 132 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,100 But I will confess that while I was down there, 133 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,937 I gave your baby vaccinations 134 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,902 in case you're one of those batshit bee-hootches. 135 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,324 Thank you. I actually did forget. 136 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,613 Now, get the fuck out of my way. 137 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,407 Can't believe she couldn't remember which one fathered her baby. 138 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,373 That's why I always keep a guest book. 139 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,544 She's clearly not the murderer, but who is? 140 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:52,099 Who am I gonna laugh with now, huh? 141 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,851 Who am I gonna shower with, both regular and golden? 142 00:07:55,934 --> 00:08:01,364 Tell me! Who's gonna gently pat dry between the folds? 143 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,900 Why? Why my brothers? 144 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,355 They were my favorite siblings. 145 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,156 Why not me, huh? 146 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,741 I can make that happen, you cunt-burger! 147 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,997 I could poison you like this and then you could all be dead together. 148 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,631 Branda, you are going to jail for murder. 149 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,670 -Pilts, take her downtown. -No. 150 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:28,295 -Take her downtown! -No! 151 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,053 -Put the cuff on her. -No! 152 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,845 Pilts, you gotta be better than this, man. 153 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,809 She's limp and stiff at the same time. 154 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:35,890 No! 155 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,734 Gilbert, you can't put cuffs on a person if you got cuffs on. 156 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,902 -Go get her! -I'm on it! Shoot. 157 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,399 Don't look at me like that.