1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,343 [WAILING] 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,919 -He's dead! -[CROWD GASPS] 3 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,974 -Really? -No, no, no. 4 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,549 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 5 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:10,835 No! 6 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:12,595 [GRUNTS] 7 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,184 I wonder if the concert is canceled. 8 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,347 If it is, I get it but it's just something I've really been looking forward to. 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,807 And what am I gonna do with this? 10 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:26,358 -Who could've done such a thing? -Heifer Tattoos on Ninth Street... 11 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,073 -Not your tattoo, Gilbert. -Right. 12 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:31,163 Who could've killed Bran BcBillan? 13 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,280 [SHOCKING MUSIC PLAYING] 14 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,659 MAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: Fourteen's up. 15 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,707 Not that I'm complaining, but why is there a taco shop in a funeral home? 16 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,633 There are so many funeral homes in New Woodstream, 17 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:49,512 it's lucrative for food franchises to piggyback on to it. 18 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:54,261 Plus, food does put a cork in the sadness of the bereaved. 19 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,894 You know what you should do? 20 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,484 After a night with all your new college friends, 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,810 after you've been dancing and hip-hopping and crunk-funking, 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:07,186 you should come here and have a big taco "munch-athon" with each other. 23 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,448 Yeah, I'll tell my college friends. 24 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,777 All of them. 25 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:16,236 WOMAN: Number 12, your bereavement burrito is ready. 26 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,406 Welcome. 27 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,044 Programs? Tissue? 28 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,871 Chips and salsa? 29 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:24,916 Who could've killed our crazy-attractive brother? 30 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:29,212 I'm not trying to stir up any shit, but maybe it was you, Brody. 31 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:32,548 Now, why would I kill him? He was the best singer in the group. 32 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,184 Well, now you're the best male singer in the group, so just saying. 33 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,353 How dare you. I'm not a brother killer. 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,103 -You mother... -[SCREAMING] 35 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,645 Stop it. Stop. Stop titty-twisting. 36 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,979 He's undershooting my nips by, like, five inches. 37 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,395 What do you think I am, a cow? 38 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,953 Broda, I know this is a weird time to bring this up... 39 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,317 but sister to sister, girl, 40 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,447 your breath smells like a toddler's hot mall diaper. 41 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:01,865 These mints, they were given to me by Bran before he passed. 42 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,075 Here, have one. 43 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,205 I don't want anything from our fucking brother. 44 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,003 He was a grade-A asshole. 45 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,337 He's not even cold yet. 46 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,303 You are such a heartless bitch. 47 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,343 You're such a fart-less Mitch! 48 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:20,217 Everybody shut their holes, all of them. Pie, pee, butt, and bung. 49 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,767 Maybe I'm glad I don't have siblings. 50 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,101 What can I say? They all came out breach. 51 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:29,107 It felt like pushing open TV trays out of my queef station. 52 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,651 And then we did what all parents do: 53 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:34,614 We just kept them alive until they started touring. 54 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,196 Wait, so which one died? 55 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,042 -I'm not sure. How many do we have? -One less. 56 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,208 Since we're parents, we get free tacos. 57 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,168 Our deepest... 58 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,417 I'm starting to think these smiling siblings' upbringing 59 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,803 wasn't as trippy as we think it was. 60 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,010 How the fink do you reprimand that many kids? 61 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,511 You got Bran, Branda, Brody, Broda. 62 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,183 How the hell do you even keep up with all those Bs? 63 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,603 It's just too many Bs. I don't know if I can do it. 64 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,022 Well, your name is Billy Bills, sir. 65 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,651 -Get out of here, Gilbert! -[STAMMERS] 66 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,358 I just can't believe he's gone. 67 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,608 We didn't hate him at all. 68 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,860 Aw. Sad. 69 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,402 My condolences, you guys. 70 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,321 Um... 71 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,156 Could you just, uh, sign your statements? 72 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,953 And, also, this one on the bottom too, 73 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,327 if you could, under your photo. 74 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,705 Uh, uh-uh. Ahem. 75 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,001 Gilbert. We talked about this earlier in the car, right? 76 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,745 Come on, man. Not today. 77 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,877 Welcome, everyone. I'm Undertaker Lee Drain. 78 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:39,085 I am here to be Bran BcBillan's tour guide to Worm Town. 79 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:43,428 I will be lovingly tucking him in to his forever dirt nap. 80 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,975 You might be wondering why the casket is shaped so screwy. 81 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,440 Well, our toe-tagger here... 82 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,111 [SOBBING] 83 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,150 Sorry. 84 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,902 Our beloved friend and brother 85 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:59,565 died in a b-boy spin position and we just couldn't uncurl him out of it. 86 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,116 Oh, we tried. 87 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,370 We dropped a shitload of cinder blocks on him. 88 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,122 And tried to steam him out. 89 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:10,254 Even put him between a couple of F-150s and tried to tow him apart 90 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,464 and, uh, he wouldn't budge. 91 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,924 Got to tell you, in all my years, 92 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:19,094 I've never seen anyone get that hard that quick. 93 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:24,889 I believe that Bran was poisoned with strychnine. 94 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,433 Ask any fruit rat. 95 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,187 It takes you from zero to stiffy in 60 seconds. 96 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:35,529 Anyway, please put your hands together for the BcBillan Brother Plus Sisters. 97 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,407 [WHOOPING] 98 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:44,119 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My siblings and I would like to... 99 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,121 sing one of our hits 100 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,253 that our beloved brother, Bran, 101 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:52,840 used to love to shake his gorgeous ass to. 102 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,248 It's called "Moon Dust." 103 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,126 Oh, "Moon Dust." 104 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,633 Awful dust. 105 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,724 [PIANO PLAYING JAZZY TUNE] 106 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:06,516 ALL [SINGING]: You got a can like a harvest moon 107 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,268 Why don't you shake it? 108 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,270 Like a tater that's steaming hot 109 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,562 Why don't you ding that dam Like a Russian bot? 110 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,857 Oh, yeah 111 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,820 [ALL SCATTING] 112 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:21,490 Moon dust 113 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,834 [ORGAN PLAYING GENTLY] 114 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,127 [SOBBING] 115 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,038 Oh, no. My brother. 116 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,799 So sad. 117 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,261 Poor pudding. 118 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,048 I'll go get him. 119 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,756 Brody, come on. 120 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:47,853 Stop milking it. 121 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,056 Brody? Brody? 122 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,104 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 123 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,558 Brody? 124 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,395 Brody! 125 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,858 -He's dead. -What? 126 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:05,525 Brody's dead. My dead brother is talking to my other dead brother. 127 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:12,502 The killer used the same poison to kill Brody as they used on Bran. 128 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:16,501 But how did they sneak into the funeral? Security is very tight. 129 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,625 They confiscated my massage egg. 130 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,092 Oh, boy. 131 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:24,183 Hey. It's that server from The Honey Pot. 132 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,259 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 133 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,925 Hi, hi, how are you? 134 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:33,185 I thought you hated these guys. Also, we think you killed them. 135 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,978 You think I'd hurt them? I love them. 136 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:41,324 One of them put their seed inside of me and I made a baby come out. 137 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,451 Which one? 138 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,369 I don't know. It was a really crazy night. 139 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,695 [SHOCKING MUSIC PLAYING] 140 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:51,826 HEIDI: Oh. 141 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,002 Definitely Bran. 142 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,870 [GURGLES AND FARTS] 143 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,538 Depends on the angle. Look. 144 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,461 HEIDI: I see Brody. 145 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:08,472 For all we know, you could've had a "threezo" with Broda and Branda. 146 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,104 Yes! Gay science. 147 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,812 You leave me and my baby alone. 148 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,232 I'm sorry we offended you. 149 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,100 But I will confess that while I was down there, 150 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,937 I gave your baby vaccinations, 151 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,902 in case you're one of those batshit bee-hootches. 152 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,324 Thank you. I actually did forget. 153 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,613 Now, get the fuck out of my way. 154 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,407 Can't believe she couldn't remember which one fathered her baby. 155 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,373 That's why I always keep a guest book. 156 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,544 She's clearly not the murderer, but who is? 157 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,422 [WAILING] 158 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:52,099 Who am I gonna laugh with now, huh? 159 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,851 Who am I gonna shower with, both regular and golden? 160 00:07:55,934 --> 00:08:01,364 Tell me! Who's gonna gently pat dry between the folds? 161 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,900 Why? Why my brothers? 162 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,355 They were my favorite siblings. 163 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,156 Why not me, huh? 164 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,741 I can make that happen, you cunt-burger! 165 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,997 I could poison you like this and then you could all be dead together. 166 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,631 Branda, you are going to jail for murder! 167 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,670 -Pewntz, take her downtown! -No. 168 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:28,295 -Take her downtown! -No! 169 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,053 BILLS: Put the cuffs on her. -No! 170 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,845 Pewntz, you gotta do better than this, man. 171 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,809 She's limp and stiff at the same time. 172 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:35,890 BRANDA: No! 173 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:37,345 Ah! 174 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,734 BILLS: Gilbert, you can't put cuffs on a person if you got cuffs on. 175 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,902 -Go get her! -I'm on it! Shoot. 176 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,399 Don't look at me like that.