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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Hey. Oh...
- Hello.
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Merry Christmas. Ho-ho-ho.
Here you go.
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Christmas was three weeks ago.
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Oh, on behalf of
the postal service, I apologize.
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We were late. Sorry.
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Oh. Hey. Oh, no,
that's just real-estate letters.
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So it's not real.
It's just not from a real human.
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That's because real humans know
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how much I despise
environmental waste
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like, oh, Christmas cards,
tinsel wrapping paper.
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Okay, Mr. Grinch.
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[chuckles]
Hey, how was your Christmas?
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Were you just sitting there
eating your, like, frozen meal?
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Was it a lonely one,
was it, dear?
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I had a lovely Christmas with
all my friends three weeks ago.
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Oh!
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You're supposed to put these
in the mailbox.
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You're it.
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[water sloshing]
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Hello. You look all relaxed
and summery.
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Two weeks without
phone reception will do that.
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- You get away?
- No.
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Stayed in town
while the rest of Auckland
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headed out to their
holiday homes. And I loved it.
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Yeah, I was in the Coromandel
with the rest of Auckland.
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Still relaxing, though,
until I got back to work.
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Paddy Jones did not have
a good Christmas.
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Resident of Woodhouse Street,
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famous Christmas-light
destination.
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- Yeah, I know the one.
- Yeah.
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Each year the residents
put on quite a show,
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but Paddy's house
always stands out.
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[Harry] On Christmas Eve,
Paddy went up on to the roof
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to fix a faulty Rudolph.
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He slipped and he fell.
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Or was he pushed?
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Actually, everything points
to it being an accident.
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- Ah.
- Paddy was getting on a bit.
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The roof was cluttered
with cords and transformers.
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Plus, there was a bunch of
eyewitnesses. They saw him fall.
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[Harry] And he was definitely
alone up there.
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So what are you doing here? You
just came to show me your tan.
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Huh, now I need you to prove
without doubt
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that it wasn't a murder.
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Paddy's wife, Josie,
is convinced
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that the neighbours
are responsible.
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Luke, he works in marketing,
and Heather is a home executive.
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They've got two kids. Normal
people, as far as we can tell.
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But Josie thinks that they
pushed her husband off the roof.
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There's been
a little bit of rivalry
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the past couple of years.
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- Rivalry?
- Yeah. The Christmas lights.
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Paddy and Josie won best display
for a few years running
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until the competition aspect
was cancelled by residents.
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But it spilled over
into the rest of the year.
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Council complaints,
that sort of thing.
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So you want me to break up
warring neighbours?
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- Harry, I'm on holiday.
- Josie needs some closure.
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Look, she lost her man
at Christmas.
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She's grieving. She's looking
for someone to blame.
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Look, we've checked
every possibility,
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but I'm worried
she might do something silly.
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So I just go there,
prove it was an accident,
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and I can go back
to my summer reading?
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Exactly. "Eat, Pray, Love?"
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I was joking.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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[vocalization]
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[humming]
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What happened? Someone was
lacking in Christmas spirit?
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Nah, somebody fell off a roof,
and we just have to prove
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that it was an accident.
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Okay, well,
this makes for a change.
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Wow. These people are dedicated.
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[Alexa] Yup, they sure are.
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That's Paddy, who fell,
and his wife, Josie.
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And living to the right of them
are the McGrahams,
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Heather and Luke
and two little Lukes.
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Uh, these people
named their house.
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Right.
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"McGraham Mews,
established 2018."
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Who names their house?
And what even is a mews?
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Oh, I know,
it's a line of dwellings
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usually converted from stables.
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Someone should tell them that.
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Ah. We're not.
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Hey, contact the city council
and find out
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what these neighbours
were really warring about.
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Okay. The big stuff, huh?
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- Can you pick up those grapes?
- Of course.
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[upbeat music]
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[knocking on door]
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[instrumental music]
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Paddy and I moved here
40 years ago.
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Back then there was no fences
between the properties.
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Neighbours were friends.
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So the disagreements didn't
start with the Christmas lights.
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No. Do not get me started
on the lights.
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Look at this.
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"A gift," they said,
so we could fit in
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with the street's "aesthetic"
they said.
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Cream of white.
A symphony in beige.
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[Josie] Trying to make us
get rid of everything
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we've collected over the years,
our decoration.
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Did you see my big fat centre
out the front there?
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Oh, I did, Josie.
Kind of hard to miss.
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Hm.
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Isn't it bad luck to leave
your Christmas decorations out
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past a certain date?
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My husband is dead. How could
my luck possibly get any worse?
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Josie, several eyewitnesses
saw him fall.
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There was no one else up there.
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No one could have pushed him.
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Paddy had been on that roof
a hundred times.
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He was a capable man, not the
sort to just topple off a roof.
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[instrumental music]
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He looks like a wonderful guy.
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He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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But do you know what Luke said
to him the night before he died?
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- What?
- He said...
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"I hope you fall off
that bloody roof."
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Now, were you gonna tell me
that's a coincidence?
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[Oscar] Hello.
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Hello. What's your name?
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- Oscar.
- Hi, Oscar. I'm Alexa.
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Oscar? What have I told you
about talking to her? Josie...
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Alexa, actually. You?
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Luke. Yeah.
Um, jump inside, Oscy.
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Actually, Luke, um, mind if I
just pop over for a quick chat?
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Sorry about the chaos.
We're unpacking.
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We just got in
from the Coromandel.
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It's embarrassing.
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So I know that the police have
talked to all the neighbours.
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- So this won't take a sec.
- Well, we're...
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We're truly sorry what happened
to Paddy, of course, you know?
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But he was a grumpy old guy.
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[chuckles] Not that we wanna
speak ill of the dead.
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He was grumpy to everyone or did
you two get special treatment?
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Any time we did anything,
he complained.
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We painted the house
in grey warbler. He complained.
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[Heather] We planted
star jasmine. He complained.
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And it wasn't just Paddy,
it was Josie as well.
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- She was just as bad.
- Hm. Like, I mean...
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They weren't happy unless there
was something to moan about.
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You know, Paddy gave himself
a heart attack last year.
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How does someone give themselves
a heart attack?
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Getting wound up
over Hamish and Monique's dogs.
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Oh, Hamish and Monique are the
neighbours on the other side.
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Yeah. Lovely people, lovely,
but Paddy gave them hell.
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I mean, this one time,
in mid-tantrum,
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he was going off at them,
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clutches his chest
and over he goes.
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[Heather] And even though
he'd been yelling abuse,
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Monique still gave him CPR,
saved his life.
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Till the ambulance
carted him off.
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A week later
he was back at it again.
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And the experience
didn't make him any nicer.
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It did not.
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Not that you wanna speak
ill of the dead.
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Look, I wouldn't wish
what happened on anybody,
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but he's a very unpleasant man.
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What about you, Luke?
Would you wish ill of the dead?
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"I hope you fall off
that bloody roof."
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Mm...
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Yeah, I, um... Look,
I shouldn't have said that.
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You know that Josie thinks
that one of you two
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pushed him off the roof.
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Of course we know,
despite there being people there
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that saw him up there alone.
She's mad.
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Look, if-if-if we'd killed
the guy, do you think
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we'd be standing here
openly bagging them?
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I don't know. I don't know you.
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But we wouldn't lie.
We're straight-up people.
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Trust me.
What you see is what you get.
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Eh, babe?
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[Alexa sighs]
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Thanks so much for that.
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Ah. No worries.
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[Alexa] Gosh, that's bright.
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Yeah, I wanted the warm yellow,
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but Heather wanted
the cool white.
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Goes with the grey warbler, apparently.
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Sure.
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- Oh, Ha-Hamish. Monique.
- Oh, hi.
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Oh, hey, Luke. How are ya?
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These guys live on the other
side of Josie and Paddy.
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- How do you do?
- Uh, this is Alexa.
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- She's from the police.
- Well, friend of the police.
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- Oh, hi.
- Right.
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You know, Josie is going on
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about someone pushing Paddy
off the roof.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Poor thing.
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[Hamish] Right. Well, and
you're here because of that?
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What, do you think
there's something in it?
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- Well, I'm reserving judgment.
- Right.
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Well, we can all save her
the time, though, right?
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- She's mad as a cut snake.
- Oh, come on, mate.
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She has gone a bit crazy.
She doesn't want anyone's help.
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I started a meal train for her,
you know, where people volunteer
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to provide dinner, and
the neighbours really rallied.
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Yeah, but then Heather saw her
pouring the beautiful
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vegan green curry
into the wheelie bin
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like it was,
like it was poison or something.
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- Yeah, not good. Hm.
- Yeah.
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Hey, I noticed
that you guys have got
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security cameras
in front and back.
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Do you think
they captured any images
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from the night that Paddy died?
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Oh, yeah, maybe.
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We hardly bother
checking them 'cause
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the dogs set them off
quite a bit.
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But, but the data
is sent to my cloud,
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so I mean, you can have a look
at it if you want.
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- I'd love that. Now?
- Yeah, yeah. Come on through.
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- Yeah, sure. Cool.
- Great.
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- Nice to meet you, Luke.
- Yeah. Oh.
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Actually, yeah. Yeah, take that
if you need anything.
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- Thanks.
- Okay.
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[Hamish] We definitely had
our moments with Paddy.
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Nothing like Luke and Heather, though.
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[Hamish] Well, let's just say
he wasn't much of a dog-lover.
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Don't tell me he gave you
a hard time about them.
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Oh. Every single day.
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But the little rascal
used to, uh, get into his yard
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and needs to, you know,
dig underneath.
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Only a couple of times,
though, babe.
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Ah, but Paddy used to get
so wound up.
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Yeah, I heard
he had a heart attack.
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- Like, right in front of you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, lucky Mony was there.
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Oh, well,
it was instinct, really.
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My training kicked in. Now,
Alexa, I am making cocktails.
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Would you like
a little dirty martini?
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- I'm good.
- Okay.
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Alright. Here we are.
December 24th.
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It, uh, buzzed
about a half dozen times,
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so you might be able to find
something on there.
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Can you airdrop that to me?
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Uh, yes. Well, this computer's
a bit ancient, but...
245
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,160
I think you mean
you're the ancient one, babe,
246
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,920
who doesn't know how to work it.
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00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,160
[laughs]
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00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,560
Do you want me, uh,
email it to you?
249
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,880
- Yeah, that'd be awesome.
- Great.
250
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,280
Really appreciate your help.
251
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,400
Ah, anything to keep the peace.
252
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,400
Look, uh, the old boy fell off
the roof, that's it.
253
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,240
You know, if you can convince
Josie of that,
254
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,560
there'll be a lot
of grateful people around there.
255
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,560
So I found a couple of things
in the council records.
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00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:02,120
Madison, someone put
an ugly collar on my cat.
257
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,880
An application
from Luke and Heather
258
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,760
to build a new carport
two years ago.
259
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,800
I didn't see no carport.
Madison, the collar.
260
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,440
Yeah, that'll be
because the building consent
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00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,440
was turned down,
complaints from neighbours.
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00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,800
Our friends Paddy and Josie.
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00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,800
[cat meows]
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00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,320
Collar. Any ideas?
265
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,400
It was on sale,
and I couldn't resist.
266
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,600
- It's Christmas-themed.
- It's red and green.
267
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,840
With snowflakes.
268
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,160
- It's cute, though, right?
- No, not cute.
269
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,720
You may notice that
the Christmas tree which you
270
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,960
installed in December
was taken down January 1st
271
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,160
'cause I don't like it
when seasons linger.
272
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,240
And I don't like it
when they start too early.
273
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400
Why can we not just live?
274
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,520
Why does everything have to be
an occasion?
275
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,760
Oh, hey, turn on the TV.
276
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,480
This is
the security-camera footage
277
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,680
from the other neighbours,
Hamish and Monique.
278
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,920
Yeah, between August
and November, Paddy called
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00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,280
the noise control on them
seven times. Dogs barking.
280
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:58,120
[Alexa]
Mm-hmm. Dogs, dogs, dogs.
281
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,480
[ladder clatters]
282
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,840
[Paddy screaming]
283
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,600
That's the sound
of Paddy hitting the ground.
284
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,240
10:15 exactly. Just like
the police report said.
285
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,000
- Poor guy.
- Let's go to the front view.
286
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,080
Here is just before the fall.
287
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,680
- Did you see that?
- See what?
288
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,120
To the side of the house
where Luke and Heather live,
289
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,480
the light changes.
290
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,080
Top middle. There it is again.
Just over two hours later.
291
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,640
Someone leaving the house
and tripping the censor light.
292
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,200
Luke or Heather?
293
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,520
Picking him.
294
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,520
Where would he be going
at that time of night?
295
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,240
[dramatic music]
296
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,320
[upbeat music]
297
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,800
We were just having a coffee.
Did you want one?
298
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,160
Um, no, thank you. I just...
Oh, Monique. Hello.
299
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,680
- Hello.
- Uh, this won't take long.
300
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,840
I just wanna ask
a couple of questions.
301
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,920
Should we catch up later?
302
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,840
Or I can stay if you want.
303
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,800
Oh. Okay. Well, let's see.
304
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:17,360
Um, so 24th of December,
where was Luke?
305
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,680
Um, here, with me.
306
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,960
[Heather] Watching
a silly Christmas movie,
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00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,720
after which we went to bed.
308
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,640
We were both fast asleep
when Paddy fell off the roof.
309
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,680
At 10:15? Gosh.
310
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,560
That must have been an early
night or a very short film.
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00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:38,120
So nobody came to visit
about, uh, 10:10,
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00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,760
leaving shortly before 1:00?
313
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,880
As I said, we were in bed.
314
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,480
Sorry, this is just feeling
a little bit like
315
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,000
they're still being harassed
even after Paddy's gone.
316
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,800
No, just looking for answers.
317
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,760
Well, I think your answer
is that
318
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,240
Josie needs
some serious grief counselling.
319
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,680
And my husband and I
need to be left alone.
320
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,800
Fair enough.
321
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,360
[instrumental music]
322
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,680
Hello. Come on through.
Come on through.
323
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,920
Crikey! What do you guys
do here? Oh, spacies.
324
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,320
Ah, like digital agency, PR.
325
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,960
You know, influencers, uh,
content creators, artists.
326
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,240
- You know, it's good fun, huh?
- Oh! Uh...
327
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,840
Oh, I was always bad at spacies.
It makes me nervous.
328
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,320
- Yeah, so...
- So?
329
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,840
Where were you
the night that Paddy died?
330
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,960
Wow, it's, uh, sounds a lot
like, did you kill the guy?
331
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,440
No, 'cause if I wanted to ask
that, I'd just ask that.
332
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,760
I just wanna know
if you were at home.
333
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,880
Right well,
I actually, I don't, uh,
334
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,320
I don't have to tell you
my personal business, so...
335
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,920
No, no, no,
you don't have to tell me,
336
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,840
but, you know, if you want Josie
337
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,800
to stop with the accusations,
let's just clear this up.
338
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,320
Ahem. Josie. Right.
339
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,160
I think you're giving her
way too much credit.
340
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,640
[Luke] Yeah. And I'm actually
really busy, so...
341
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,920
No, no, if you need to get that
other phone, wherever it is,
342
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,480
then, uh, please do,
343
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,720
- I have time.
- And I have a big campaign.
344
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,480
So if you wanna humour that
old bat, that's fine with me.
345
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,600
But don't ever come
to my office again.
346
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,920
- Oh.
- Do you want me to show you out?
347
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,360
- No, no. I know the way.
- Yeah. Okay.
348
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,640
[Luke] Is that right?
349
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,880
Yeah, well...
350
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,120
[instrumental music]
351
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,520
[indistinct chatter]
352
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,200
Town was empty
this time last week.
353
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,160
Reuben, where the hell
did all these people come from?
354
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,600
And why don't they
go back there?
355
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,320
Uh, well, I kind of like
having customers.
356
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,800
Coffee, please.
357
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,520
[cell phone ringing]
358
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,920
Hey, Beth. Happy New Year.
359
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,400
The year is weeks old. You can
stop saying that already.
360
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,400
Oh, it's just Alexa.
She's, uh, got a thing.
361
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,600
[Madison] Yeah,
post-Chrissy slump, I reckon.
362
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,200
You know,
Luke's got a second phone.
363
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,000
I need to get my hands on it somehow.
364
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,120
Oy, Beth,
you wanna steal a phone?
365
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,640
Oh, that's a great idea.
Get her to pose as a client.
366
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,280
Go and see Luke and look
for an opportunity to swipe it.
367
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,920
Did you get that?
What kind of client?
368
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,120
I don't know, like, uh, content
creator or, um, an influencer,
369
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,240
whatever kind of people
Luke sees.
370
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,720
Madison will text you
the address.
371
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,200
And what are we doing?
372
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,160
Well, you're going to be
my moral support.
373
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,520
For what?
- For my thing.
374
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,280
You know how the lingering
seasons make me queasy?
375
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,040
- You okay up there?
- Mm-hmm.
376
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,080
You know,
you could have sent me up.
377
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
[exhales sharply]
378
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,040
Hey.
379
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,920
- Okay, can you see me?
- Yes.
380
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,800
Ouch. Oh, God. Ouch.
381
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:34,520
Okay. Can you see me now?
382
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,800
Still yes. There's no way anyone
else was up there with him.
383
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,360
Oh, blast.
384
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,800
[exhales sharply]
385
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,880
[instrumental music]
386
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,920
[dogs barking]
387
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,920
Hi.
388
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,360
Come on, you two.
389
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,640
Are you sure you don't need me
to come up?
390
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,520
No, I think you'd have
way too much fun.
391
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,920
[camera clicks]
392
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,760
[camera clicking]
393
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,960
I bet this is punishment
for the Christmas-themed collar.
394
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,760
- Oh. Did you find something?
- No. Nothing yet.
395
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,680
Well, you must have a theory.
Why else would you be up there?
396
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,680
I'm just checking that the
police haven't missed anything.
397
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,440
[Josie] Well, of course,
they missed something.
398
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,680
They missed the fact
that my husband was murdered
399
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,560
and the people who did it
is sitting right next door.
400
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,440
- This is cool.
- No. Yeah.
401
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,560
Winners of the People's Choice
Best Display.
402
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,480
We won that every year till they
cancelled the voting in 2019.
403
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,680
[Josie] The neighbours thought
it wasn't
404
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,920
in the spirit of Christmas.
405
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,040
Sore losers, more like.
406
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,200
[Madison] I wish I'd seen
your display at night.
407
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,880
[Josie] You still can.
408
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,240
I turn it on every evening
in Paddy's honour.
409
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,800
And I will keep doing it
until his killers
410
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,640
are brought to justice.
411
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,080
Look, if anyone can do that,
Alexa can.
412
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,280
Josie, tell me about
Paddy's heart complaint.
413
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:14,480
It was arrhythmia. But it wasn't
his ticker that made him fall.
414
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,240
He had a pacemaker.
415
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,360
That and the pills kept him
healthier than you or me.
416
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,520
[Alexa] And the coroner said
the cause of death was the fall,
417
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,360
not a heart attack, right?
418
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,400
Exactly.
419
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,360
[instrumental music]
420
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,040
Ta-da.
421
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,360
Mm. And what am I looking at?
422
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,080
A business proposal.
423
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,160
I designed an app for Beth
to pitch to Luke tomorrow.
424
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,560
Well, this looks
extremely stupid.
425
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,560
I think Luke will love it.
426
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,720
Thank you.
427
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,440
You know, if that app existed,
you would
428
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,080
definitely download it, Alexa.
429
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,520
Oh, I don't think so.
430
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,120
Hey, I'm going to check out
Josie's lights.
431
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,560
- You wanna come?
- No, thank you.
432
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,760
Chowder and I
have things to discuss.
433
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,320
Okay. Bye.
434
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,960
An app which sends fake messages
from your cat to an owner
435
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,080
when they're away. Who would
want a thing like that, Chowder?
436
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,160
I mean, what kind of a weirdo
wants messages
437
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,120
from their pussycat?
438
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,720
Who is a pussycat?
439
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,800
[instrumental music]
440
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,760
[cell phone ringing]
441
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,280
- Hello.
- Hi.
442
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,080
[Madison] So I'm here checking
out Josie's light display.
443
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,960
- And, um...
- And?
444
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,800
And there's something
you need to see.
445
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,840
[engine revving]
446
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,160
[scoffs]
You're joking!
447
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,520
[Josie] Oh, I'm next, am I?
448
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,600
[Luke] Seriously, to take
a hint. It's time for you to go.
449
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,360
- Oh. I better lock my--
- Go to a home or something.
450
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,480
You're nuts, completely nuts.
451
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,680
Well, I don't regret it.
And he can sue me.
452
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,920
I don't give a flying toss.
453
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,800
Josie, you can't
keep doing this.
454
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,440
Well, there's
nothing else to do.
455
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,840
There's nobody to talk to,
cook for,
456
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,960
have a glass of wine with.
457
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,320
I thought we'd go down together.
458
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,320
You know,
there's people you read about
459
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,680
who die within days or hours
of each other.
460
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,080
I just never expected
to be living alone.
461
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,600
And don't tell me to get a cat.
462
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,360
I wouldn't dare. Cats are jerks.
463
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,320
Well, I quite like them, actually,
464
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,320
but it wouldn't be fair
on the thing.
465
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,960
Not with those hairy rodents
and collars across the fence.
466
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,720
Look, Josie, I know it's hard,
alright? And...
467
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,920
Now, I hardly ever do this
for people.
468
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,000
Well, not for anyone, actually.
469
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,200
But if you ever find that
you're about to do something
470
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,160
that's gonna land you
in a jail cell,
471
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,120
I want you to call me, alright?
472
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,960
And we will just talk rubbish
473
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,520
until the urge for revenge
goes away.
474
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,880
Wow, and you are
a brave woman.
475
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,360
You might be getting
a lot of phone calls.
476
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,160
I'd rather that than you wind up
on the end of legal proceedings.
477
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,040
[knocking on door]
478
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,200
Luke and Heather are starting
legal proceedings.
479
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,400
[scoffs]
Honestly.
480
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,600
They are allowed to be
a little bit at peace.
481
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,280
Luke is not an innocent victim
in all of this.
482
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,520
He's hiding something.
483
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,960
Guy's a bit of a prate,
but do you really think
484
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,480
he'd kill someone
over Christmas decorations?
485
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,480
I don't think it's that,
but I've got another theory
486
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,800
which I'm hoping to confirm
right about now.
487
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,440
[instrumental music]
488
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,800
Yeah, alright.
Um, what, soda?
489
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,040
- Ooh. Yes, please.
- Yeah, okay.
490
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,480
- So, um, I loved your prop. Yup.
- You did?
491
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,400
Yeah, that's a really cool idea
for an app.
492
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,040
I mean, it's on point,
you know, like, I, uh...
493
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,160
Can you just imagine
the crazy old cat ladies?
494
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,160
- They are gonna lap this up.
- Uh-huh.
495
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,800
And you know
what that means, right?
496
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,840
[clapping]
497
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,640
Alright!
498
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,640
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Whoa!
499
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,920
- Can you...
- Oh...
500
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,640
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry about that. Um...
501
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,640
Someone must have shaken it up.
Let's just...
502
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800
Who would do that?
503
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,520
You know,
it's, it's not your fault, Beth.
504
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,320
I'll just, um, I'll grab
a cloth. Yeah? Lily!
505
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,280
Uh... It's a really terrible
first impression.
506
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,000
I'm-I'm really embarrassed.
507
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,080
[instrumental music]
508
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,280
- Um, actually, you know what?
- Wow.
509
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,560
I don't think I'm ready.
Hm. Ha-ha.
510
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,680
We... Sorry. What? You're not
ready? What do you mean?
511
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,360
I think the soda was a sign.
I don't think...
512
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,680
I don't think the app is ready,
and I'm really sorry about this.
513
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,160
- But, hey, thank you.
- Hey, I just said it's money.
514
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,840
It's... Don't worry
about the so...
515
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,320
[indistinct chatter]
516
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,160
Beth came through.
Luke's phone, both of them.
517
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,640
She didn't just swipe
the burner phone?
518
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,840
Mm, she didn't know
which it was.
519
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,160
Luke's got this
vintage-retro vibe going
520
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,400
and both his phones
are pretty alike.
521
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,200
I love it. Oh.
522
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,880
The guy calls the same number
over and over again.
523
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,000
He makes it too easy for us.
524
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,760
So it looks like
Luke really missed his lover
525
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,680
while he was away
at the beach with his family.
526
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,280
What do you suppose his wife
was doing when he sent this?
527
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,440
Oh, classy.
528
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,840
Okay, wait. Here's another one.
529
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,160
Here we go.
"I think your neighbour saw us."
530
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,480
- Meaning Paddy?
- Meaning Paddy.
531
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,200
Does that smell like
a motive to you, hm?
532
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,800
Ooh, don't look now, but...
533
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,960
Oh, God! You didn't disable
the location app?
534
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,800
I didn't think phones off
would even have that ability.
535
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,560
Well, okay,
we'll just be cool, fool.
536
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,840
Alexa, what are you doing here?
537
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,080
Luke! This is my coffee house.
I live here.
538
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,440
With my phones.
539
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,320
Oh, your phones? Yeah.
Here you go.
540
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,400
So you sent her, the girl
with that, that cat app.
541
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,880
You know, I don't care
if they're your mates.
542
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,960
I'm calling the cops.
543
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,800
Comes into my office,
sprays soda all over me
544
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,400
and all over my desk,
and then she steals my phones.
545
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,680
Luke, let's just take a walk,
you and me.
546
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,640
You've really got a lot
to learn about having an affair
547
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,880
and not getting caught,
don't ya?
548
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,960
[instrumental music]
549
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,520
She's a brand manager.
550
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,640
And she comes to Auckland
once a week.
551
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,880
- How do you know that?
- Well...
552
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,120
Your phone blows up
every Thursday.
553
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,000
You're not very good at this,
Luke, are ya?
554
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,680
It's none of your business.
555
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,080
And it certainly has nothing to
do with that old bat next door.
556
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,680
Well, considering you and
your mistress were talking about
557
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,240
how that old bat next door's
558
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,160
now deceased husband
saw you together,
559
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,480
well, yeah,
I think it's my business.
560
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,320
Hold on! Do you...
561
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,960
Did you think I did something
'cause I wanted
562
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:16,840
to stop him telling anyone?
563
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,880
- Well, did ya?
- No!
564
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,880
No!
565
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,960
I don't even know
if he did see us.
566
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,200
Uh, Caroline was dropping me
at the top of the street
567
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,960
one night,
and he just happened to be
568
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,600
coming home from the grocery
store or something.
569
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,520
Did he say anything to you
about it ever?
570
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,800
No. Nothing came of it. Okay?
571
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:39,280
And... I, I don't want
Heather finding out.
572
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,840
Okay, she doesn't know, and
I don't want her finding out.
573
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,880
So tell me this. Where was your
girlfriend the night Paddy died?
574
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,520
With me.
Hotel down by the Viaduct.
575
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,320
On Christmas Eve?
576
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,280
I've got the receipt.
577
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,240
Well, don't let your
wife find that.
578
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,520
What do you want, Alexa?
579
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,720
[Madison] Are you gonna tell
Luke's wife
580
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,400
that
he's sleeping with his workmate?
581
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,840
No, but he's about to drop
the legal proceedings
582
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,440
against Josie, so...
583
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,640
Yeah, Heather told me
that Luke was at home with her
584
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,880
the night that Paddy died,
watching TV.
585
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,120
Luke admitted that he's getting
a bit of rumpty-pumpty
586
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,960
at the local hotel, so...
587
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,960
So she did lie.
What, to give Luke an alibi?
588
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,720
Or to give herself one.
589
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,680
[instrumental music]
590
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,440
This is getting
a bit over the top, isn't it?
591
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,640
Why did you lie
for your husband?
592
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,160
You said that Luke was home
with you that night.
593
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,320
Silly Christmas movie,
early night.
594
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,880
That wasn't true.
595
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,720
Fine.
596
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,760
Luke wasn't home with me
that night.
597
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,480
But he wasn't
on next door's roof either.
598
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,560
So you know.
599
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,400
About the affair.
600
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,800
Some things are more important,
keeping the family together,
601
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,000
not throwing everything away
for a stupid phase.
602
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,440
My boys deserve a family.
603
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,240
[sighs]
604
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,960
So you were home on your own
that night.
605
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,720
I was home with my boys.
606
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,760
They were in bed,
and I didn't go anywhere.
607
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,080
I wouldn't leave them alone
in the house,
608
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,880
not even for a minute.
609
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,800
[Alexa] She says she was home
alone all night.
610
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,720
[Madison] She could have popped
out while the kids were sleeping
611
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,400
and while her husband was out
doing whatever he was doing.
612
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,280
Having his early
mid-life crisis.
613
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,400
So she could have. Might have.
614
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,160
Or as Harry says, maybe Paddy
615
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,080
just slipped
and fell off the roof.
616
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,960
Nah, he doesn't believe that.
617
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,440
[cell phone ringing]
618
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,320
Hello, Alexa speaking.
619
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,160
Alexa,
there's someone on my roof.
620
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,680
[Alexa] Are you sure?
621
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,240
Somebody's up there.
I can hear them.
622
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,400
I'm gonna go out.
So help me God.
623
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,680
I'm gonna get Paddy's
cricket bat and I'm gonna...
624
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,440
Josie, do not do that.
Just stay where you are.
625
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,360
I'll be there as soon as I can.
626
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,040
[sighs] It's hard enough
living without Paddy.
627
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,400
Now all this going on.
628
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,440
I know. Here you go.
Have a hot choccy.
629
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,480
Go on.
630
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,600
Gets better, you know?
631
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,720
I mean, you'll always miss him,
632
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,880
but eventually the memories
stop hurting your heart
633
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,160
and they just make you smile.
634
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,720
Mm, so anyway, I've had
a really good look around
635
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,040
and I don't see anyone,
but if you're worried,
636
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,720
I can get the canine unit
from the police
637
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,200
to come and make sure
no one's hanging around.
638
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,840
There is no point,
they're long gone,
639
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,960
back next door
to their designer couch.
640
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,680
[chuckles]
641
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:12,240
Look. Thanks for coming, Alexa,
but I'm fine.
642
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,400
Alright, just so long
as you don't go
643
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,720
over there with a cricket bat.
644
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,840
What have I got to lose?
645
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,040
Well, quite a lot, actually.
646
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,880
I mean, this house,
Paddy's house, his castle.
647
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,680
If those people
get all litigious on you,
648
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,000
there'll be legal fees,
there'll be fines.
649
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,680
I don't think you can afford
to take them on.
650
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,240
Not financially,
not emotionally.
651
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,280
So just you have a really good
sleep tonight, alright?
652
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,600
[cups clinking]
653
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,160
I got this.
654
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,600
[instrumental music]
655
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,560
Someone was up on Josie's roof.
656
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,680
What on Earth
were they doing there?
657
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,400
Hello?
658
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,480
Sorry,
it's Monique's dogstagram.
659
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,640
Monique, who lives
next door to Josie.
660
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,880
Oh, her with
the two yapping mutts.
661
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,800
They may yap, but these dogs
have a lot of followers.
662
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,360
I, uh, checked out
the analytics,
663
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,240
and Monique is making major cash
664
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,560
even before
the big sponsorship deal.
665
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,800
Something was up on that roof
which made Paddy fall.
666
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,360
Maybe that's what
our late-night
667
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,920
roof-walker was doing.
668
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,000
- Huh?
- Removing evidence.
669
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,520
Whatever that evidence was.
670
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,560
[Josie] Get out of it, you
miserable creatures. Go on. Go!
671
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,960
[Monique] Oi! Don't you shout
at my babies.
672
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,240
[Josie] They were
on my property.
673
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,720
Careful, Josie. You don't wanna
give yourself a heart attack.
674
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,800
Come on, babies, come on.
675
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,960
Come on, darling. Leave that
miserable old witch alone.
676
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,240
[Monique] That's it, girls.
Come on, darling. Good girls.
677
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,600
Where did you go, little fella?
678
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,440
[instrumental music]
679
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,240
Do you know what this is?
680
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,920
Mm, no.
Paddy did all the electrics.
681
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,280
Do you think it had
something to do with his fall?
682
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,600
I don't know,
but it's not there anymore.
683
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,360
I think someone came
and took it down.
684
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,760
- The intruder from last night.
- Yeah.
685
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,640
So now they're stealing our
decorations, our electronics.
686
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,080
I wouldn't put it past them.
687
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,960
Hey, I heard Monique
yelling at you before.
688
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,520
I'm used to it.
689
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,680
Don't have a heart attack.
It's pretty cruel.
690
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,160
Hm, well, I've heard worse.
691
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,400
That little cow
doesn't bother me.
692
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,240
So tell me
about Paddy's pacemaker.
693
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,760
It was a lifesaver, literally.
694
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,240
Did it keep a digital record
like some of them do?
695
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,520
It did. Downloaded
all the data to our computer.
696
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,600
[chuckles] We used to joke
the computer always knew
697
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,840
when something had got
his heart racing.
698
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,280
[laughing]
699
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,960
Did you keep that data?
700
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,600
The record
of my husband's heart beating?
701
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,480
I'm not likely
to throw that away.
702
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,040
So if Paddy
had a heart attack in July,
703
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,080
that means you've got, like,
six months of data.
704
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,360
From the new one. Yeah.
705
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,520
The new one?
706
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,640
Paddy got his first pacemaker
eight years ago,
707
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,800
but then he had to have it replaced.
708
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,280
- Because?
- It malfunctioned.
709
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,640
That's what caused
the heart attack.
710
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,640
The heart attack he had
when he was fighting
711
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,000
with Hamish and Monique
about their dogs?
712
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,200
Yeah.
713
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,160
So the police took a look
at these, but they decided
714
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,840
there was nothing unusual
in a pacemaker which failed
715
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,440
when its owner died in a fall.
716
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,160
It's doing its thing, beat,
beat, beat until December 24,
717
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,320
and then the pacemaker stopped
at 10:14
718
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,400
when Paddy hit the ground.
719
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,640
But in the security-camera
footage from next door,
720
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,680
we hear Paddy fall at 10:15,
on the dot.
721
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,040
So his heart failed
and then he fell?
722
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,280
His pacemaker failed.
723
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,120
So it is an accident.
724
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,640
He had it replaced
six months ago.
725
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,160
One pacemaker malfunctioning,
726
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,400
well, that looks like
an accident, too.
727
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,120
It starts to look a little bit
like murder.
728
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,880
New post from Bianca and Faye.
729
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,000
Oh, Monique's dogs
are pinging you?
730
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,800
I subscribed, but in my defence,
they are super cute.
731
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,360
And you've got to admire her
732
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,760
making a career
out of what she loves.
733
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,720
Or she could have stayed
in school.
734
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,080
Hey, don't judge a book
by its cover.
735
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,840
Monique was a registered nurse.
736
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,720
Let me have a look at that.
737
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,440
I knew you couldn't resist. It's
okay. We call it hate-scrolling.
738
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,320
Oh. Babies on home detention.
739
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,800
Yes. And you will note different
collars for different seasons.
740
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,800
So it totally is a thing.
741
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,840
[camera clicks]
742
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,960
Send me that, would you?
743
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,760
Am I missing something?
744
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,520
I think that we have been
looking over the wrong fence.
745
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,720
[instrumental music]
746
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,280
[knocking on door]
747
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,800
[Hamish] Honey, hold the dogs.
748
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,920
- Well, hello again.
- Hi, Hamish. Got a sec?
749
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,160
Sure.
750
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,320
[door shuts]
751
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:46,840
So, what's this all about?
752
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,920
But more drama
with crazy old Josie, is it?
753
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,560
Well, it's more about proving
how crazy old Josie isn't.
754
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,840
You see,
she was right about one thing.
755
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,920
Someone did deliberately
cause her husband
756
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,480
to fall off that roof.
757
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,080
What she was wrong about
was who.
758
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,680
Not sure
what you're trying to say.
759
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,160
Well, let's face it.
Nobody liked Paddy or Josie.
760
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,600
But for you guys it was
all about, well, Bianca and Faye
761
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,320
and how they used to tunnel
under that fence
762
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,400
to get to Paddy and Josie's
property.
763
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,280
Well, and we tried to, you know,
fix the problem many a times.
764
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,920
Yeah, you did.
You, uh, bought one of these.
765
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,360
Gives the dogs a little shock
766
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,600
every time
they try to get past it, right?
767
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,400
I mean, it's like
an invisible electric fence.
768
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,320
- Isn't it?
- And?
769
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,640
And you stopped using yours.
How come?
770
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,400
Well, Monique thought
it was cruel.
771
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,520
It is cruel. Poor babies cried
every time they went near it.
772
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,760
- Oh, yeah.
- Which upset Paddy even more.
773
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,960
I mean, we couldn't win.
774
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,080
And he got so wound up,
775
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,120
he had a heart attack.
776
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,200
[indistinct yelling]
777
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,760
[dogs barking]
778
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,320
I-I thought we, I thought
we told you all that.
779
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,760
Yeah, but it wasn't a heart
attack because he got wound up.
780
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,520
It was his pacemaker.
781
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,520
Did you know that these
electric pet-fence systems,
782
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,920
they can interfere
with pacemakers,
783
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,760
they can cause them to glitch?
784
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,040
- No.
- Yes.
785
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's documented.
786
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,200
And anyone with medical training
would know that.
787
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,200
That first heart attack,
that's how you got the idea.
788
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,600
- Wasn't it, Monique?
- Excuse me.
789
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,960
Don't come in here
and talk to my wife
790
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,880
like that.
791
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:28,440
24th of December, you popped
that dog fence up on the roof.
792
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,520
[dramatic music]
793
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,160
[clatters]
794
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,000
[Alexa] And then you unplugged
the reindeer, knowing that
795
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,960
Paddy would just have
to get up there and fix it.
796
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,120
And when he did, well, that put
Paddy and his new pacemaker
797
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,400
right next to the fence again!
798
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:58,200
Oh, it malfunctioned, and then
bam, he has a heart attack,
799
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,600
and then, bam,
he falls off the roof.
800
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,040
[ladder thuds]
801
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,080
Eyewitnesses and all.
802
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,080
[instrumental music]
803
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,320
And you didn't have to do
anything but sit back
804
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,720
and watch the police
deem it an accident.
805
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,080
Didn't even have
to get that fence down.
806
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,120
You just left it up there
in plain view
807
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,800
until I came along, and then,
ooh, you had a little panic,
808
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,280
got up there in the night
and took it back down again.
809
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,960
You need to stop.
Okay, this is outrageous.
810
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,400
A man's life is less important
than those mutts.
811
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,200
Those are my babies!
My children.
812
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,400
And that mean old prick
threatened them.
813
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,440
He said he was gonna throw
poison meat over the fence.
814
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,440
- Mony?
- He did, Hamish.
815
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,520
- You heard him, babe. Remember?
- Yes.
816
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,720
He didn't mean it. And I told
you that at the time.
817
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,600
They are everything to me.
Everything!
818
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,400
[Alexa] And you do everything
to protect them,
819
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,520
everything to protect
that sponsorship deal.
820
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,160
Don't you say that.
It was never about the money.
821
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,880
My God, Monique.
822
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,840
This is my family.
823
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,120
It's my family.
824
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,160
- Babe, I did this for us.
- Don't touch me, please.
825
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,160
[sighs]
826
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,320
Well...
827
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,640
Say goodbye to your fur babies, Monique.
828
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,680
[sighs]
829
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,680
[door opens]
830
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,160
[engine revving]
831
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,840
I know, I know.
832
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,760
Watch out for the dogs. Vicious.
833
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,600
[instrumental music]
834
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,640
[door opens]
835
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,120
Feliz Navidad.
836
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,560
- It's February.
- Yeah, I know.
837
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,160
I'm just a little late
with the festive wishes.
838
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,080
Go on. It's the good stuff.
839
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,480
Who'd you steal it from?
840
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,320
[Will] Oh, reooow!
841
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,000
Actually, I had three interviews
842
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,360
with a boutique winery owner
out west, he was looking
843
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,320
for someone to take care
of his private gardens.
844
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,680
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
845
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,160
He asked me to put
a putting green down
846
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,640
the side of his place,
tropical gardens
847
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,080
around the pool,
big Palm Springs vibe out front.
848
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,080
Thought it looked amazing,
if I do say so myself.
849
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,560
- Well, that's great.
- Yeah.
850
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,720
Congratulations.
851
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,400
I didn't get the job.
852
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,720
- Eh?
- Yeah. No.
853
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,600
What, you did this guy's
landscaping for free and--
854
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,600
- Yeah. Alright.
- Oh!
855
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,080
- He scammed you!
- Alright, uh, yeah, yeah.
856
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,880
Got a little bit scammed. Okay?
857
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,840
The conman gets conned. What
goes around comes around, huh?
858
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,560
And around again because I
noticed he never locked the door
859
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,680
to his wine cellar, so, yeah.
860
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,000
Merry Christmas to me.
861
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,320
I thought
we could crack it open.
862
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,000
- Nah, we've given up drinking.
- Hey?
863
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,760
But it'll make
an excellent re-gift.
864
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,760
[instrumental music]
865
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,640
This is very nice.
866
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,240
Very expensive, too.
867
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,960
Oh? Well, I'll save it for best.
868
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,400
He is lovely. Your boyfriend?
869
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,160
Oh, he's just my coffee guy.
870
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,920
Oh, yeah. And he's helping out
today because?
871
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,840
- Because I asked him nicely.
- Mm-hmm.
872
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,880
Hi. Um, I just wanted to see
if you needed a hand.
873
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,560
No, I don't.
874
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,080
Um, no, thank you.
875
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,160
Oh, and, um, please pass on
my thanks to Heather
876
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,520
for the rum balls she sent over.
877
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,320
Oh the bliss balls.
Yeah. No rum.
878
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,200
Just activated almonds,
cashews, dates,
879
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,800
a little bit
of Himalayan sea salt.
880
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,680
Yeah, I-I will.
881
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,120
[Josie] Lovely.
882
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,600
No wonder
they tasted like sawdust.
883
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,200
[laughing]
884
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,480
- Hiya!
- Come on, Madison.
885
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,000
I'll pop the kettle on.
We can have a toast to my Paddy.
886
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,760
- Oh, is that what I think it is?
- Easter eggs.
887
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,600
- In the shops already?
- Everywhere.
888
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,200
[Alexa] What the hell is wrong
with people?
889
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,000
We got Christmas songs
in October.
890
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,040
- Easter eggs in Feb--
- You want one?
891
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,160
[sighs]
892
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,360
Look, it's not that
I don't like them.
893
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,920
It's just that
I just don't wanna be bullied
894
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,440
into buying stuff
at any particular year.
895
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,600
- Bullied into it?
- It's like Valentine's Day.
896
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,280
Take Valentine. That really
rubs me up the wrong way.
897
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,040
[theme music]
898
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,120
[scatting]
899
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,640
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
900
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,720
[scatting]
901
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,960
[scatting]