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["TIE A YELLOW RIBBON" PLAYING]

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♪ I'm comin' home, I've done my time ♪

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♪ Now I've got to know
what is and isn't mine ♪

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[GROANS]

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♪ If you received my letter ♪

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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♪ Then you'll know just what to do ♪

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♪ If you still want me ♪

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♪ If you still want me ♪

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♪ Oh, tie a yellow ribbon
round that old oak tree ♪

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♪ It's been three long years ♪

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♪ Do you still want me ♪

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♪ Still want me ♪

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♪ If I don't see a ribbon ♪

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♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪

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♪ I'll stay on the bus
Forget about us ♪

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♪ Put the blame on me ♪

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♪ If I don't see a yellow ribbon ♪

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♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪

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[THEME MUSIC]

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[VOCALIZING]

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[STERLING] I don't feel like myself.

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Is it, like, angst from missing Luke?

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[SIGHS] I guess so. It's so weird
not seeing him every second after school

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or Sat through Sun.

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It's like I have phantom limb syndrome.

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I can say that, right?

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Uh, it might be fairly disrespectful
to our soldiers who actually have it.

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I don't know what to do
with all my free time now.

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I've read four novels this week.

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You are sort of monologuing
about yourself.

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[SIGHS] I'm sorry.
I've been so thrown off kilter.

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Mom is being so unfair.

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Especially since she porked
before she was married.

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Speaking of our dear mother,

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when she and Dad go to that party thing
in a couple of days,

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Miles is going to come over

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and we're going to have a relaxed,
house-to-ourselves sort of night.

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But you won't be by yourselves,
I'll be there.

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Right. You can be there,
but maybe don't crowd us.

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Wait. Are you guys gonna...

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I think yes! I think we're gonna do it.

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I really, really like Miles,

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and I've been talking about sex
for so long

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that it's time to put my
money where my mouth is.

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- Ew.
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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- You know what I mean.
- I do.

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It's like that time when I begged
for bangs and when I finally got them,

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I looked like a German boy
who pick-pocketed,

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but I was really glad I did it.

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- [FEEDBACK OVER SPEAKER]
- [MAN] Students and faculty,

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I was hoping to begin announcements

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with the news of our Boys Basketball's

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tremendous 85 to 24 victory
over St. Andrews.

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And I guess I just did,

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but I have some very sad news.

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Mr. Koontz,
our beloved substitute teacher,

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has shed his mortal coil.

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- He died.
- [STUDENTS GASP]

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- What?
- Please join me for a moment of silence

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for our dearly departed.

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- Who?
- Shh.

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[VOICE WAVERING]
Mr. Koontz was my greatest mentor.

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He legit explained Algebra II to me once.

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It was a game changer.

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He always waved at me in the hallway

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and I never waved back.

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But I realize now,

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Koontz taught me how to love.

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- [CELL PHONE DINGS]
- That was beautiful.

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What kind of filter do you want?

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Okay, scooch together.

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Have you thought about how technically

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this is the first dead person
we've ever known?

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Because we never knew
Mee-maw and Dee-daw.

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You're right.
We've only ever known dead pets.

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Two hamsters, one cat,
one dog and another cat.

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[GROANS] Fluffernutter doesn't count.
She was such a bitch.

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I'm trying to picture him in Heaven.

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Is it clouds?

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The logistics of a cloud land
are super insane.

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I always picture a palace.

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But is he even in Heaven?

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Blair, he was a Christian.
He went to Heaven.

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- Not necessarily.
- [STERLING GASPS] Oh.

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Jeez, my butthole is in my throat.

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Luke, what are you doing?

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Oh. I wanted to surprise you.

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Keep our romance alive
during the struggle.

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I know that we're pressing pause
outside of school,

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but I want you to know...
I need you to know

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that I'm not pressing pause
on my love for you.

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It's still playing at full blast.

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And mine's on repeat.

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Your activities log
was such a great idea, babe.

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I want us to know
everything the other is doing,

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even if we can't do it together.

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I saw you did thirty minutes
of anger-crying at 4:00 p.m.

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and then straight into band practice,

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followed by an orange juice
and then straight into a milk?

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I couldn't get my thirst quenched
hard enough after rocking so hard.

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I know in my heart of hearts, though,

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that a little time apart outside of school
can't touch us.

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We're going to be together forever.

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Um, excuse me for living,

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but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz
wasn't necessarily in Heaven?

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Did you ever notice

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how Koontz didn't participate
in morning prayer?

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Yeah. I figured it was a medical issue.

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Mm-mm. He was agnostic.

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Is that where you think
that God is a woman?

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No. It's where you don't know
what to believe,

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which is bizarre,
because it's all right there in the Bible.

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You're a real source of info this morn.

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Vlad the groundskeeper
was the one who found him.

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He told me that he was lying
all alone on the edge of the field,

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a crustless PB and J lying next to him.

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- That's awful.
- I know.

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He has to go on
a month-long paid vacation to recover.

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No, it's awful
about Mr. Koontz dying alone.

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I can't think of anything worse
than to be alone in this life.

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Oh, no, no, no, baby.

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That's not going to happen to us.

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We're going to be hand-in-hand

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looking down at our memorial from Heaven,

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watching our children celebrate us,

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and our children's children,

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and their friends
if they would like to come.

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All will be welcome.

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Oh. Have you already planned it?

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Yes, I have some ideas.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE QUIETLY]

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A memorial?

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Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned.

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[APRIL] Didn't you hear
the moment of silence?

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- It was, like, eight seconds.
- Mm-hm.

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That's all we're going to do for him?

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He was a nice man.

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I saw him brake for a squirrel once,

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- and then he got rear-ended.
- Oh.

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Don't you feel that as Christians,
we should honor him?

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Of course, dear,

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but he didn't have
that deep of a tie to the school.

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I mean, for instance,
if he had gone to Willingham as a student,

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and then he came back to teach,

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I mean, we'd definitely have a service
for someone like that.

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And if we did,
I'm sure there'd be a mix CD

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in her upper left-hand desk drawer.

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Well, we would love
to take it upon ourselves

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and put together a memorial for him,
if that's okay.

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- Oh.
- And it should be,

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since it's a school activity,
during school hours.

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That is so lovely and thoughtful of you.

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I also had the idea
to put on a memorial for him.

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It slipped my mind
because of my devastation over his demise.

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Oh.

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I'm wracked with grief.

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- Oh.
- Hm.

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I thought your stance on substitutes
was that they shouldn't exist

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because they allow
the regular teachers to be lazy.

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- Mmm.
- It doesn't sound like me.

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Do you know how you sound?

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I will set my grief aside

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and since we all had the idea,
we can plan the memorial as a threesome.

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I mean, the three of us together.

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Well, that's really sweet,
um, but... but we really feel like the Lord

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meant for us to take on
this challenge together,

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just the two of us.

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Well, as Fellowship leader,

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it's my duty to lead
during times of emotional distress.

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We'll plan it together.

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[ELLEN] What a great idea.

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Yes, and rekindling old friendships

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because I know y'all were close once.

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That was a long time ago.

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Should we talk logistics, pick a theme?

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Isn't the theme "death"?

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Or "memory".

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We can do better.

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[ELLEN] See? What a great team!

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I mean, my goodness!

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I wish I had had awesome ideas like y'all

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- when I was a Willingham student.
- [APRIL CHUCKLES]

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But in many ways, I'm still a student.

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I'm just always learning.

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Always learning.

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I need to eat.

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- All right.
- [STERLING SQUEALS QUIETLY]

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These are the boxes that need
to go down to the store right here.

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So, come on. Let's go.

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Wait, Bowsy.

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We want the tour. Be like a tour guide,

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except one that doesn't
limit follow-up questions.

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Yes, and we want anecdotes.

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Like, was this couch
hard to get through that door?

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Okay, and go.

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Um... Hi!

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- Welcome to the tour!
- [GIGGLES]

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This is the tour.

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One room?

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Yeah.

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I like to be able to stand in any one spot

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and behold the entirety of my domain

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and all my personal possessions.

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[BLAIR GASPS]

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That is so sad.

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You lost all your belongings in a fire.

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No, I didn't.

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Then where are they?

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You're looking at them. The...

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Concert posters, vinyl,
wardrobe, and one pant.

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A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants?

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It's a pan that's also a pot.

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Hey, can we get back to the boxes?

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We've got a lot of boxes to move here.

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[GROANS] Why'd you order yogurt toppings
to your apartment in the first place?

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Because I hit the wrong mailing address
on Amazong.

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Did he just say, "Amazong"?

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Yes, and I will never forget it.

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He needs more fixing than I thought.

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He's living in a flophouse.

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We have to encourage him
to extend himself, but subtly.

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- He hates when we're too direct.
- He hates it when we're most things,

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but we're basically his best friends,
it's our job to help.

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- Yes. Hey, Bowse?
- Mm.

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- You know what you should do?
- Mm-mm.

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Not put your mattress
directly on the floor.

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Do you think a woman
wants to sleep on that?

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Hey, let's speed this up. New rule.

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Everybody's gonna grab two boxes
at a time. Come on!

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- Ow, my arms.
- I haven't eaten yet this afternoon.

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All right. [GROANS]

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Smaller boxes go in the back.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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That's Terrance Coin.

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- Hey.
- That's Terrance Coin.

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- Oh, Jesus.
- What's he doing here?

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If he was here, which I haven't noticed
because I don't care,

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he would be getting his assignment
from Yolanda.

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[BOTH SIGH]

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Bowser?

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[GROANS]

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[TERRANCE CHUCKLES]

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Is that the Bowster?

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Yeah, well, it's... you know. Hey...

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Bowsin' Bowser!

248
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,639
[GRUNTS]

249
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,722
Yeah.

250
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:41,849
Sup, my guy?

251
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,476
That's enough. Yeah, thank you.

252
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:47,355
Yolanda said this was your joint. Yikes.

253
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,731
This is my, um...

254
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,443
office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah.

255
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,320
You look good, man.

256
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,821
What's your workout regimen?

257
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,076
Well, I put on some weight,
so, uh... eating.

258
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,411
[BOTH LAUGH]

259
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,121
- You're in the building phase.
- Well...

260
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,725
- I get it. I love it.
- That's enough.

261
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,000
- Thank you. Mm-hm.
- Keep up the good work, bro.

262
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,211
- [BOTH] Bowser, please. Bowser, please.
- Stop that.

263
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,854
- Please!
- Would you stop... Hey, okay.

264
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,882
[GROANS]
Terrance, this is Sterling and Blair.

265
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,759
- Hi.
- Hi. Blair.

266
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,470
- You're gorgeous.
- Really cool to meet you.

267
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,822
- It's really cool.
- That's what I said!

268
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,974
Nice to make your acquaintances.
You all work with Bowser?

269
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,058
Mostly.

270
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:26,727
Uh...

271
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,811
Mainly.

272
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:29,979
Strictly. We...

273
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,108
Yeah, we bounty hunt with Bowser.

274
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,026
Please don't ask us to work with you.

275
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,446
Uh... No, it's great, you know,
meeting colleagues.

276
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,032
Folks that truly understand the work.

277
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,033
Yes.

278
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,994
You know, I like to think of us
as fishermen,

279
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,330
cutting through the freezing waters,

280
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,042
pulling in our nets hand over hand.

281
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,504
The catch of the day
flopping on the icy deck,

282
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,882
all to feed the mouth of justice.

283
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,968
That hangry beast.

284
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:01,887
What?

285
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,516
Well, I'm off to rope
that dog-fighting ring king.

286
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,142
Till we meet again.

287
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,602
- Yes, please.
- Bowser.

288
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,438
- Hey, you.
- [BLAIR] Call us, let us know.

289
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,021
[SIGHS]

290
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,525
He should write a book about fishing.

291
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,610
Get it.

292
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,029
Come on.

293
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,742
I'll tell you one thing.

294
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,244
That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm?

295
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,787
Asking me about my eating habits?

296
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,623
Terrance is living his best life.
He's too busy to be a dick.

297
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,584
- Love your perspective.
- Good.

298
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,002
- Very helpful.
- I'm glad.

299
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,085
Assignment, please.

300
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,047
You'll be bringing in Cherry Grigio.

301
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,259
No, you didn't. Shit.

302
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,305
Ladies, Miss Grigio's an exotic dancer

303
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:48,517
whose latest intrigue is owing the city
15 grand in parking tickets.

304
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,811
Lady does not think
the rules apply to her.

305
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,647
In fact, she refuses
to adhere to daylight savings time.

306
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,733
It helps her ignore street cleaning days.

307
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:56,901
Smart.

308
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,319
The slippery stripper.

309
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,696
She's the bane of Bowser's existence.

310
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,740
What? I thought we were.

311
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,033
Anecdote, please.

312
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,326
[KNOCKING]

313
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,786
Let me just grab my stuff.

314
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,706
- [SPRAYING]
- [SCREAMS]

315
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,166
I just need to grab my stuff.

316
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,959
Aren't you holding it?

317
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,461
- [GRUNTS]
- Ow!

318
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,254
Just let me grab my stuff.

319
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,297
Stuff...

320
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,308
Un-fucking-believable.

321
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,019
No Cherry Grigio.

322
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,438
I'm down my favorite toenail
because of that woman.

323
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,742
Oh, come on,
you always end up catching her.

324
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:40,277
Yeah, but it takes 72 hours
and a year off my life each time.

325
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,573
Now, why would you write her
another bond anyway?

326
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,491
It's like her side-hustle
from stripping is skipping.

327
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,952
She's basically my favorite TV show.

328
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,452
Oh, jeez.

329
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,623
Fine. If you don't want her,
I'll give her to Terrance.

330
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,042
No, no. Wait, Bowser.
I'm sure the three of us

331
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,502
could bring her in quick and easy.

332
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:57,920
Come on.

333
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,046
[BOWSER GROANS]

334
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,091
- All right, fine. We'll take her.
- [STERLING SQUEALS]

335
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,468
- [GASPS] A real stripper.
- Yes!

336
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,387
Ooh! Ooh!

337
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,471
Please don't do that.

338
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,889
- Oh.
- Yes, ma'am.

339
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,560
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- [YAWNS]

340
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,603
Up late date plan texting?

341
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,106
Your phone light is exceedingly bright,
by the way.

342
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,275
I was looking at songs
for our sex playlist,

343
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,569
which took me to the Cure,
which took me to the Smiths,

344
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,988
which took me to this video wormhole

345
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,991
of people who have actually seen
the light that never goes out.

346
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,243
And then I had this dream

347
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,206
that Mr. Koontz was trying
to tell me something,

348
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,289
but I couldn't hear him.

349
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:34,914
That's weird.

350
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,334
Yeah, I'm actually
having a really hard time shaking it.

351
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,229
- And I think it's because he...
- That reminds me, babe.

352
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,796
Uh, you were in my dream last night.

353
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,384
Of course,
the man is co-opting the conversation.

354
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,386
No offense, Luke. Love you.

355
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,887
Love you.

356
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,179
Thanks.

357
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:52,892
Don't move!

358
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,310
Don't move, either of you.

359
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,967
That's the essay that I wrote
on laissez-faire economics.

360
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,373
You know the one where I railed on it?

361
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,481
You hate laissez-faire.

362
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,317
Mr. Koontz graded that.

363
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,777
And now it just flew out of my backpack?

364
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,197
I mean, it's one thing to be in my dreams,
but now this?

365
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,659
Wait, it says, "Think outside the box."

366
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,455
Oh, shit. This is straight up haunting.

367
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,789
The original trolling!

368
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,043
Or you're just stressed, okay?
I don't think you're really being haunted.

369
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,210
How do you know that?

370
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,106
I'm starting to get that feeling
where my tongue goes numb.

371
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,715
Did you just eat mango?

372
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,425
[GASPS]

373
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,928
Okay, that is dramatic, even for her.

374
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,283
I hate to bring this up, but you didn't do
your activities log yesterday.

375
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,642
Oh, I'm sorry.

376
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,851
I had to make these flyers,

377
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,686
since April thinks paper
is way too analog,

378
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,189
and I had to teach myself
Adobe Illustrator first,

379
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,625
which turned out to be really fun.

380
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,251
Once I got a hold
of the whole vectors thing,

381
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,401
I was rockin' and rolling.

382
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,403
You see how "memorial"
kind of jumps out at you

383
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,280
and there's a shadow behind the dove?

384
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,365
Not easy.

385
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,081
Still could have written it
in the log, though.

386
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,372
So, what did you do?

387
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,708
I thought about you.

388
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,587
- Aw.
- You are my beautiful rose petal.

389
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,589
Oh, memorial tomorrow.

390
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,639
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Beautiful?

391
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,766
[GASPS] Ooh, I can't believe I got you.

392
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,851
You got me? I can't believe I got you.

393
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,935
Oh, you're being sweet.
It's going to slow me down.

394
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,980
Okay, go with me here.

395
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,816
I have felt super weird
since our sub died.

396
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,485
Like, when you hear that silent sound

397
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,445
that tells you that the TV is still on

398
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,115
and then out of nowhere,
this paper that he graded

399
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,826
flew into my face with a message on it.

400
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,537
I feel like he needs something from me,

401
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,163
and I'm super freaked out.

402
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,207
And Sterling's just not helping me at all.

403
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,458
Oh, wow, I feel you.

404
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,104
You know, I thought I saw
the ghost of my grandma once,

405
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,088
but she's alive, so it fucked with me.

406
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,923
I'm so happy you get it.

407
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,508
Maybe your guy's in purgatory.

408
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,385
You know, stuck in limbo,

409
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,470
asking for prayers so he can move on?

410
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:54,971
Prayers.

411
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,766
Miles, you don't understand.

412
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,601
Praying is in my blood.

413
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,622
- Ah, you're the freaking best.
- Yeah, I know. I got your back!

414
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,689
[CHUCKLES]

415
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,315
Look, um, if you got your plate full,

416
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,609
we can reschedule our night tomorrow.

417
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,569
Oh, no way.

418
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,821
I'm not going to let
a little death and haunting

419
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,656
get in the way of our date. [CHUCKLES]

420
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,952
Unless, um... unless you want to postpone.

421
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,121
No. No. No way. No way.

422
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,540
I've already started pricing candles
to set the mood.

423
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:23,916
Cool.

424
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,252
[CHUCKLES]

425
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,335
Cool.

426
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,799
Hey. Thanks for lending a hand.

427
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,300
Any time.

428
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,099
[CLEARS THROAT]

429
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,647
Franklin, how's golf?

430
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,316
How are my boys?

431
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,399
[SCOFFS]

432
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,443
They're great.

433
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,526
Yeah.

434
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,028
Hey...

435
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,864
there's no hard feelings
between us, right?

436
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,325
No. [CHUCKLES]

437
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,408
Nope.

438
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,579
I'm just glad we can
all come together at a time like this.

439
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,165
However, a warning.

440
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,794
I am going to be performing
some of my music today

441
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,756
and I hope it will not be too painful
for you to see that I've moved on.

442
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,634
Uh, no, man. It won't be.

443
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,135
Well...

444
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,180
[CLEARS THROAT] Good afternoon.

445
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,853
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

446
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,108
[STRUMS GUITAR]

447
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,821
♪ Now that he's gone
Old Mr. Koontz ♪

448
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:40,661
♪ Who will feed them?
The baby raccoo... ♪

449
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,414
That is so dumb. [CHUCKLES]

450
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,960
Hey, uh... Sterling.

451
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,379
- Babe? Hey, Sterling?
- [CONTINUE CHATTERING]

452
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,462
Sterling.

453
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131
Ster-girl.

454
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,049
Sterling?

455
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,385
- Sterling? Hey.
- Yeah?

456
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,638
Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music?

457
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,224
I can't figure out
what to rhyme with Koontz.

458
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,393
Uh, Koontz?

459
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,561
Koontz.

460
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,229
Um... Well...

461
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,190
Excuse me.
Do you care to join the decor meeting?

462
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,043
We have to figure out
how to transform this place

463
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,485
into a planetarium.

464
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,196
I need celestial bodies on the ceiling.

465
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,698
Oh, and don't forget flowers.

466
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,950
Calla lilies are classic and in season,

467
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,618
but we'd love to avoid white.

468
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,703
It's so expected.

469
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,247
Great. Go dark purple
and order a few dozen,

470
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,832
enough to cramp the stage.

471
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,417
No white means no doves.

472
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,460
Everybody's seen those things
fly out of funerals.

473
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,172
So, we were thinking... butterflies.

474
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,132
[GASPS] Or maybe just flies.

475
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,985
That would really make a statement.
Write that down.

476
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,689
- No, do not.
- You guys, this is too much.

477
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,679
It's a memorial.
It's meant to be respectful.

478
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,223
It will be. You have my word.

479
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,351
We want a simple memorial
to honor a simple man.

480
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,394
You know what?

481
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,814
You are never gonna let me lead
the way that I should.

482
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,523
So, I quit.

483
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,235
I hope your eulogy
is better than your decor.

484
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,405
I should focus on my mourning anyway.

485
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,082
A eulogy?

486
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,500
I didn't even think about that.

487
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,937
What am I supposed to write
about someone I barely even know

488
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,172
who seemed so... alone?

489
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,066
Maybe we can look him up
on the "Get To Know Your Teacher" page.

490
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,175
On the school website?

491
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,677
Dang, that is sad.

492
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,013
He listed his favorite activity as movies

493
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,016
and left the family question blank.

494
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,604
Kind of reminds me of that guy we saw
mini-golfing alone. [CHUCKLES]

495
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,439
So grim.

496
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,234
He was just minding his own business.

497
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,253
He gave himself a par five
on the grizzly bear mouth

498
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,905
and I saw him take at least
seven strokes. That's cheating.

499
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,925
How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy

500
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,576
about someone
whose favorite beverage is ice water

501
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,411
and favorite place, "The plains"?

502
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,664
If anyone can write a eulogy with this,
you can.

503
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:49,997
You're right.

504
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,585
[SOLEMN ORGAN MUSIC]

505
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,339
Our Father, who art in Heaven.

506
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,091
Hallowed be thy name.

507
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,508
Thy kingdom come.

508
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,228
Dear Lord, our substitute teacher died,

509
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,480
but you know that.

510
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,274
Because you took him.

511
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,441
No judgments.

512
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,987
He was agnostic.

513
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,781
I guess you already know that as well.

514
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,200
God! Okay, keep up, Blair! [SNIFFS]

515
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,495
What I'm trying to say is...

516
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,957
we all have our doubts sometimes,

517
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,838
and maybe he didn't know
what he was doing on Earth,

518
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,425
so he had no idea what to expect
on the other side.

519
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,052
So...

520
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,305
let him in.

521
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,307
Okay?

522
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,143
If it's cool.

523
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,270
I'm not trying to boss you. [CHUCKLES]

524
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,231
Amen.

525
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,193
And now, a reading.

526
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,322
Death...

527
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,284
Death. Death. Death, got it.

528
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,495
"The locusts looked like horses
prepared for battle.

529
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,457
They had tails like scorpions,

530
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,168
and in their tails, they had

531
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,670
power to torment people for five months"?

532
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,630
What the...

533
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,758
[SCREAMING]

534
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,093
[GASPING]

535
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,765
I'm sorry.

536
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,184
[STERLING] You set the Bible on fire?

537
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,394
It was a small fire,

538
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,606
but it was just really large
in proportion to the size of the book.

539
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,899
Well, what did you do with it?

540
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:40,150
I put it back on the shelf.

541
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,461
I'm going to pretend that
this didn't happen

542
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,653
until maybe forever or the end of time.

543
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,382
Okay. Well, maybe the fire was God's way
of telling you that you did it.

544
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,574
You helped Mr. Koontz.

545
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,410
Right. Like, who's to say
that fire is a bad thing?

546
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,205
[SCOFFS] Duh. Hello? The burning bush.

547
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,122
Mm.

548
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,083
- Chariots of Fire.
- Mm.

549
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:59,920
Oh, and controlled fires
that prevent larger wildfires

550
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,506
that would be way bigger
and harder to control.

551
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,733
Okay, I think we lost the thread.

552
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,258
Hey, Bowser, wait for us.

553
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,552
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

554
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:09,888
All right, remember.

555
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,265
Cherry Grigio changes her look
all the time.

556
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,476
Sometimes she's blonde,
sometimes she's a red-head.

557
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,436
Or that kind of red
that looks like purple.

558
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,564
Keep your heads on a swivel.
Don't fall for any of her tricks.

559
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,565
She's slippery.

560
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,110
You've said, "slippery",
like, ten times now.

561
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,569
It's starting to get gross.

562
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,487
I'm just saying.

563
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,700
We passed for 21!

564
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,161
Oh, my God. Slow down, life!

565
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,164
[MUSIC BLASTING]

566
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,310
This is the sexiest place I've ever been.

567
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,729
Oh, my God.
Look at that girl's butt crack.

568
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,939
It's so vertical.

569
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,275
It goes really far up her back!

570
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,196
Oh, beautiful!

571
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,781
You're sensual, madam.

572
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,491
[STERLING] God.

573
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,871
Look at these women.
They are so comfortable in their bodies.

574
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:16,997
It's so cool.

575
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,832
Okay, pace yourselves.

576
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,369
This could take a while
and I need you all calculating

577
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,128
- any possible escape routes.
- Okay.

578
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,756
Ah, there she is.

579
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,635
- Let's triangulate.
- Okay.

580
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,724
So I told him, "Come back
when you've got proof I've got a liver...

581
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,142
[SCOFFS] ...and I'll stop."

582
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,560
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

583
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:39,811
Hi, Cherry.

584
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,773
Oh, Bowser, hello.

585
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,984
How's the toe?

586
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,153
[CHUCKLES] You know how it is.

587
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:50,864
All right, you got me.

588
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,741
Just need to grab my stuff.

589
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,201
Uh-uh-uh.

590
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,619
No way, lady.

591
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,788
Yeah, you can't fool a pheasant
when she's got a fox for a friend.

592
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,500
We know your move
and you're not moving from that spot.

593
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,709
[BLAIR] Mm-mm.

594
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,669
[SIGHS] Moonstone?

595
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,881
Can you grab my stuff for me?

596
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:10,382
You're cranky.

597
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:14,095
I want that one to take me in.

598
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:16,640
Hi, ladies!

599
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,933
Hey, are you stalking me?

600
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,016
Boweezy,

601
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:23,188
I'm here for my weekly fix of sirloin
and this wonderful troupe of performers.

602
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:25,565
I'll always defend
one night a week as my me time.

603
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,442
- [BOWSER] Do you?
- Yeah, it's hard though.

604
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,987
Take me in, sir. I've been bad.

605
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:32,906
See?

606
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,825
Sorry, Miss Grigio. I'm not working.

607
00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:37,452
I'm rejuvenating.

608
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,788
But you're in great hands.

609
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,749
All right. You're stuck with me.

610
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,210
And it's going exactly according to plan.

611
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,962
I gave you too much credit...

612
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,548
Give him here.

613
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,132
What the hell is that?

614
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,218
It's a baby.

615
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,135
Thanks, Moon.

616
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,428
[IN CUTE VOICE] Oh, hello.

617
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,430
Hey, Lawrence.
How was your nap, baby?

618
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,265
Ooh.

619
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:00,641
That's tough.

620
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,702
Can't bring a baby in with you to jail.

621
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,688
I know, Terrance. Thank you.

622
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:07,107
- You're welcome.
- [STERLING] Thank you.

623
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:10,318
I can't believe you had a baby recently.
You do not look it.

624
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,362
I'm sorry, ma'am.
We would not presume to know

625
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,090
what a body should or shouldn't look like.

626
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:17,117
I need to know if you got somebody
you can call to take this child.

627
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,744
Is there someone you can call
to come take this child?

628
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,121
Mm.

629
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,706
My sister,

630
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,335
but, mm-mm, she's covering for Ramon
at the fireworks stand

631
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,837
because he's got a knuckle injury,

632
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,964
so it might take her a minute to get here.

633
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,133
Can I get my phone out of my bag?

634
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:34,593
- Uh-uh!
- Uh-uh! Don't you...

635
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,677
Girl!

636
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,817
He was on Instagram!

637
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,363
I knew it, every one of his posts
is a picture of him by himself.

638
00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,326
Huh. He went skydiving?

639
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,978
Who would want to do that?
You are basically tempting death.

640
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,246
Yeah, plus if you go alone,

641
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:06,082
who's gonna laugh at your rubbery face
flapping in the wind?

642
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,916
[BLAIR] Hm.

643
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,629
Some of this stuff was pretty cool shit,
I guess.

644
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,547
At least he looks happy.

645
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,966
All this existential crisising
is really making me thirsty.

646
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,051
Do you want anything?

647
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:17,426
Okay.

648
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,597
[SNIFFS]

649
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,183
[SOBBING AND LAUGHING]

650
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,270
I've been dreaming
about this summit for years.

651
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,566
I finally did it.

652
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,860
[SNIFFS]

653
00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,363
There's no one around for miles.

654
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:40,533
Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.

655
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,911
Hey. Shirley Temple, please.

656
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,913
[CELL PHONE DINGS]

657
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:47,540
[CHUCKLES]

658
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,481
Hey! What are you doin' over here?

659
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,818
I need the two of you at the side exit.
I keep seeing her eyes flit over to it.

660
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,654
I thought I saw my dead teacher
by the pool tables.

661
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,449
Shit, is this like when you teenagers
were marrying your vampires?

662
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,617
He's still here.

663
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,787
When I burned that Bible
earlier today on total accident,

664
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,581
I must have failed
to usher him into Heaven.

665
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,709
Now, he'll be stuck
in no-man's land forever.

666
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,878
What if I opened up a portal
that I'll never be able to close?

667
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,214
You might be thinking about death
too much.

668
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,550
What? How could you not think about it?

669
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,468
Aren't you like 70?

670
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,594
I'm 50!

671
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,096
- You're a bounty hunter.
- Yeah.

672
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:45,056
You could die at any moment.

673
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,517
And when you do, I'll turn around and bam!

674
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,060
I'll have two ghosts haunting me.

675
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:52,230
And you two will frolic all day
while I become the sexy older woman

676
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,524
tormented by the pranks
you play on me while I sleep.

677
00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:55,900
Okay, okay...

678
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,359
Take a breath.

679
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,112
Deep breath, come on!

680
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:00,530
[BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY]

681
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,615
Let it out. Let it out.

682
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:03,825
[EXHALES DEEPLY]

683
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,286
What if there's no heaven or hell?

684
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,581
And you don't need
to help anybody get anywhere?

685
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,292
Are you hypnotizing me?

686
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,879
No, I'm serious.

687
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,048
Heaven and hell are constructs

688
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,050
that personally don't work for me.

689
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,510
When I'm dead, I'm dead.

690
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,474
Ain't none of my business
where I go after that.

691
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,639
But that's so scary.

692
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,893
Don't you want to know
what happens after you cross over?

693
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,853
Like, whether it's good or bad?

694
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,439
There is zero way to know, okay?

695
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,274
Until you cross that threshold.

696
00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:40,278
It could be a black void.
It could be rainbows.

697
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,946
It could be a ghost world

698
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,365
where a person
uncharacteristically frolics all day.

699
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,951
There's no certainty in life or death,

700
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,163
so why kill yourself
worrying about anything?

701
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,540
Come on.

702
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,711
Oh, Goddamn it, where's Cherry?

703
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,507
There she is. Come on.

704
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:03,384
Uh-uh-uh-uh!

705
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,929
You're getting slippery. I can feel it.

706
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:07,680
[SCOFFS] My set is next

707
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,432
- and my sister ain't here yet...
- Mm.

708
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,101
...so unless you want Lawrence
to go hungry this week,

709
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,185
I'm going to work.

710
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:14,604
Do you mind?

711
00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:15,814
Yes, I mind.

712
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,024
By my account, you're in my custody.

713
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,194
Maybe you should let her do her job.

714
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,320
What in the...

715
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,892
And you know what you should do?

716
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,281
Enjoy yourself.

717
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,493
- It's okay to enjoy yourself at work.
- Thank you.

718
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:31,204
Once, I brought in
the leader of a mariachi band.

719
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,414
We sang the whole way to the station:

720
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,626
♪ El Dorado ♪

721
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,088
- Okay.
- Adiós.

722
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,714
[ANNOUNCER] And now, gentlemen...

723
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,634
Hey, I'll be watching you the whole time.

724
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,096
- It'd be rude if you weren't.
- ...Cherry Grigio!

725
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,223
- [GROANS]
- [CHEERING]

726
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,979
[FUNKY HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

727
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,630
[LAUGHING]

728
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,195
No! No! No! No!

729
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,197
She's slippin'! She's slippin'!

730
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:31,282
Uh-uh! Do not help this woman.

731
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,785
She owes so much money to the city.

732
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,244
What are you doing?

733
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,164
What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh?

734
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:40,249
Enlisting your friends
to help you evade the law?

735
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,043
- What?
- Mm-hm.

736
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,003
We were tellin' the story of the song.

737
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:47,340
"Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open,

738
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,176
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean."

739
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,137
My wig change is the big reveal.

740
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,140
[CROWD BOOING]

741
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,270
All right.

742
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,481
Come on.

743
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,652
I'm sorry.

744
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,238
For what it's worth,
the storytelling was on point.

745
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:15,326
Apricot! Where have you been?

746
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,706
Ramon being
a wuss about his knuckle?

747
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,041
He lost half a finger, Cherr.

748
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,293
He is not coming back to the stand.

749
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,670
I had to call Sheila.

750
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,588
[CHUCKLES] Well, that's just great.

751
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,882
Now, Miss Apricot here can take the baby

752
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,010
and you and I will be on our way to jail.

753
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,221
- Sounds like a plan.
- Yep.

754
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:40,101
Although, we should probably wait
for this edible to clear my system.

755
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:43,479
- Apricot makes them with a double dose.
- [CHUCKLES]

756
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:46,816
Another obstacle.

757
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,026
[BOWSER GROANS]

758
00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:50,945
Ahh. Can't bring in a skip
if they're under the influence.

759
00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:53,531
Damn it, I thought I saw you leave.

760
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:54,943
Yeah, I was just re-parking.

761
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,162
I told you this was a bad idea.

762
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,622
It'll be fine.
We'll just wait till she sobers up.

763
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,291
How long does that take, like, a week?

764
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,250
We don't do drugs.

765
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,334
- Drugs are bad.
- Yeah.

766
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,795
Takes 12 hours to clear her system.

767
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,589
- Oh.
- So, you know what?

768
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:13,301
You two just go on home.
I got it from here.

769
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:14,677
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

770
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:15,887
Okay, Godspeed.

771
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:16,970
Mm-hm.

772
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,347
You weren't kidding about her.

773
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:19,431
Yeah.

774
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,102
She does not give an inch.

775
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:26,272
[GUITAR MUSIC]

776
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:32,403
[MAN] ♪ See you on the other side ♪

777
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:35,530
[LUKE] Look at us.

778
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:37,866
We made this happen.

779
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:43,122
We're gonna have so much fun
planning our wedding one day.

780
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,041
Can I make one request, though?

781
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,878
On the beach, yet extremely formal.

782
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,006
Fine. Sure, but today's about Mr. Koontz.

783
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,383
I want this to be tasteful
and to honor his life.

784
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,389
["IF I DIE YOUNG" PLAYING]

785
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,058
♪ Bury me in satin ♪

786
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,684
♪ Lay me down ♪

787
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,603
- ♪ On a bed of roses ♪
- [APRIL SOBS]

788
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,772
♪ Sink me in the river ♪

789
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,607
What is she doing?

790
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:13,653
♪ Send me away
With the words of a love song ♪

791
00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:14,736
[WHISPERING] Robert...

792
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,906
Oh, Robert.

793
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,658
[AUDIENCE MURMURS]

794
00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:20,284
[GIRL] She's so extra.

795
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,203
Death hits April hardest,

796
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,498
even though some of us
have buried all six grandparents.

797
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,416
[SOBBING]

798
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,676
Hello and welcome.

799
00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:38,386
Today, we come together

800
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:41,848
to honor the memory of Mr. Richard Koontz.

801
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,516
Richard, not Robert.

802
00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:47,478
But first, an original song
by Luke Cresswell.

803
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,063
[STRUMS GUITAR]

804
00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:54,193
♪ When we got the news
We only heard the gloom ♪

805
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,653
♪ But by God's grace ♪

806
00:35:55,736 --> 00:36:00,616
♪ There's a silver lining
To Koontz' tomb ♪

807
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:05,079
♪ The grief is real
But when push comes to shove ♪

808
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:10,042
♪ Death came for him
And I fell deeper in love ♪

809
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:15,464
♪ Lord, thank you
For this time for her to shine ♪

810
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:22,096
♪ She's the best at making things fine ♪

811
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:27,935
♪ We were sad he's gone
But happy to know... ♪

812
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,896
♪ That she's mine ♪

813
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,082
I heard they're gonna cremate him
and spread his ashes

814
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,316
across the Chattahoochee.

815
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,693
- Girl, birds are going to eat him.
- [HANNAH B] Hmm.

816
00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:37,096
Personally, I want to be stuffed.

817
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,654
Promise me you'll stuff me?

818
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:39,989
I can't promise you anything.

819
00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:41,616
We always agreed I'd die before you.

820
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,493
♪ But he's not there
And oh, it breaks my... ♪

821
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,247
[GASPS] Oh, shit.

822
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,790
- What are you doing here?
- Hi.

823
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,710
Um, sorry. I was worried. [STAMMERS]

824
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,547
I hadn't heard from you since
I sent that stupid candle text message.

825
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,424
- Oh.
- I can get a different candle...

826
00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,507
or no candle.

827
00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:01,260
You know what? Fuck the candle.

828
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,595
I don't care about a candle.

829
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,639
Or, I do care.

830
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,516
I don't feel like I know anything.

831
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,895
I don't even know if I want to have sex,

832
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,856
which is...
which is outside the box for me.

833
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,900
We don't have to have sex.

834
00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:18,236
We don't have to do anything
you don't want to do.

835
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:22,949
Um... But I don't know
if I don't want to have sex.

836
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:24,700
Does that sound crazy?

837
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:25,784
Not at all.

838
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,288
Look, on my best days,
I'm living three contradictions minimum.

839
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,372
[CHUCKLES]

840
00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,877
Since this potentially-imagined haunting,

841
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,839
the uncertainties of everything
is really messing with me.

842
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:42,843
Like, once you cross over the line
from life to death

843
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:46,681
or from virgin to the land of sex people,

844
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,099
you can never go back.

845
00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,519
And I'm really used to things over here.

846
00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:52,770
I get it.

847
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:53,853
Look...

848
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,732
if and when we do have sex,

849
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,027
at least we'll be
on the other side together.

850
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,406
But as far as tonight,

851
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,031
I don't care.

852
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,410
I just want to be with you.

853
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,581
[STRUMMING GUITAR]

854
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:18,963
♪ Sterling! ♪

855
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,799
[CONTINUES HOLDING NOTE]

856
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,344
[GASPS]

857
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,812
Thank you, Luke,
for that tribute to Mr. Koontz.

858
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,690
[FAINT APPLAUSE]

859
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,361
[STERLING CLEARS THROAT]

860
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:46,657
Richard Koontz was a teacher, a son,

861
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,827
and by sheer probability, a cousin.

862
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,581
A man who not only waved at us a lot,

863
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,541
but life itself.

864
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,544
Like, "Hello, life!"

865
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,880
And, "Over here, life!"

866
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,965
And, "Life!"

867
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:09,847
Mr. Koontz spent
a lot of time in solitude,

868
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:12,808
but that wasn't boring or sad,

869
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:16,562
because he spent his time
doing things that he liked

870
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,482
and learned about himself
in the process.

871
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:24,278
So, even though it seems
like his life was cut short

872
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,571
because of that sandwich,

873
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:28,366
I'm grateful to him.

874
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:33,204
He taught me that being alone
doesn't mean "lonely"

875
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:34,871
and...

876
00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,584
sometimes it's just what you need.

877
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:42,421
Oh! Yes! And I am waving at life.

878
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,466
Whoo! I am waving! Thank you, Sterling.

879
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,967
Thank you. Oh!

880
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,818
Hey, Sterling! Sterling, wait up? Hey.

881
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:06,278
What's wrong? You were amazing.

882
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,948
And you looked so beautiful up there.

883
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,075
This isn't about me.

884
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,453
Well, I know. It's about us.

885
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,080
That's why I wrote that song.

886
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,455
What?

887
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,251
No. Luke, you don't get it.

888
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:22,086
[STERLING BREATHES DEEPLY]

889
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,177
Do you remember that day in fifth grade
when we first started going out?

890
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:28,925
Of course.

891
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,053
It was picture day,

892
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,931
and we'd both just won
"Middle School's Most Popular".

893
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,351
I asked you out then and there.

894
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,144
It was fate.

895
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,272
No, it wasn't.

896
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,817
There were only three votes
separating me and April.

897
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:51,449
Okay? The truth is,
we're together because of circumstance

898
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,283
and...

899
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,121
I'm not sure that that's enough anymore.

900
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,499
What do you... What do you mean?

901
00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,169
- [MUTTERS]
- I mean...

902
00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:06,964
that the last few days
have made me realize

903
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:10,134
that "alone" isn't a bad word.

904
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:14,156
Okay, there are things that I like
that I didn't even know that I liked,

905
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:17,683
like Adobe, and skydiving, or tiramisu.

906
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,935
I like those things, too.
Dessert is my jam.

907
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,896
[SIGHS]

908
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:24,355
Luke.

909
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:25,398
Yeah?

910
00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:29,612
We have been tethered together

911
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:32,239
for half of our school lives.

912
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,410
And these last few days
have made me realize

913
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,079
that there's no sense in having an "us"

914
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,915
if I don't even have a "me".

915
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,002
So, all these years
have been a waste to you?

916
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,047
I mean, I was there.
I know they were good.

917
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,381
Of course they were.

918
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:54,553
But I'm ready to not have my whole life
planned out before me.

919
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,764
What did I do wrong?

920
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,974
No, I... I...

921
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,757
Did I not love you well enough?

922
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,648
I always tried to hold you up.
I always tried to put you first.

923
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,816
No, I know. I know you did.

924
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,693
This this isn't anybody's fault.

925
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,111
People grow out of things.

926
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:14,572
Well...

927
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,784
You don't want to be together forever?

928
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:18,493
I don't know.

929
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:21,288
I just know that I need
to be alone right now.

930
00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:27,419
Bye.

931
00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,082
Ooh, you know what you should do?

932
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:41,141
You should mix the honey mustard
with the ranch, with the mayo.

933
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,310
- [SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
- Bon appétit.

934
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,394
Mm-hm.

935
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:47,064
That edible should be
clearing out of your system,

936
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:48,816
or at the tail end of it, anyway.

937
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:52,444
It's been at least two hours
since you tried to use the windshield

938
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,364
like the digital interface
from Minority Report.

939
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,491
Yeah, the food is helping,

940
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,160
but it would go down a lot faster

941
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,804
if we weren't handcuffed to each other.

942
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,665
Sorry, I'm not taking any chances.

943
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,335
Well, can you at least
lift my drink up to my lips?

944
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:10,921
For cryin' out loud.

945
00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,385
[SLURPS]

946
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,597
Ahh.

947
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,183
I've always had a crush on you.

948
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,227
And that's why you run from me?

949
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:26,353
[SIGHS]

950
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,732
Maybe I always knew
our connection would be too intense.

951
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:32,901
I see a kindred spirit in you.

952
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:35,988
We both play by our own rules,

953
00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:37,740
and neither of us wants to change.

954
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:44,288
Most people lately
have had a real problem with how I am.

955
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,916
Can't see why, though.
I'm doing just fine.

956
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,669
Hell, yeah. We're great.

957
00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:55,090
Why should we listen to the rest
of the world when we're happy doing us.

958
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,808
- [COCKS GUN]
- Sorry, baby. Gotta run.

959
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:09,605
Uncuff me
or I'll mess up that pretty face.

960
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,523
Oh, damn!

961
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:12,775
Mm-hm.

962
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:14,735
That's some pretty intense shit
right there.

963
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,821
But I gotta tell you...

964
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:21,200
I'm gonna have a ball watching you try.

965
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:24,953
Dang, man!

966
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,956
You didn't think I was gonna let you
get ahead of me again, did you?

967
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:29,917
And do us both a favor,

968
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,503
and stop pretending
this version of you works, huh?

969
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:37,132
When an entire region
agrees what the time is and you don't,

970
00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:40,552
either move to Arizona
with the mountain standard time hooligans

971
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:41,636
or change.

972
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:43,054
[CLICKS TONGUE]

973
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:46,809
Ranch, honey mustard and mayo.
You must think I'm a goddamn fool.

974
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:48,310
Ow!

975
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:49,770
"Ow" nothing.

976
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:51,646
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]

977
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,025
[SIGHS]

978
00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:59,196
That's your twentiest stroke.

979
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,197
Hurry up!

980
00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:03,242
This is the grizzly bear mouth.

981
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:04,785
It's not an easy hole.

982
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,080
Come on.

983
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,417
["THE GIRL" PLAYING]

984
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,883
♪ Best place to start
straight from the heart ♪

985
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,094
♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪

986
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:23,177
All right.

987
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,722
Let's do this.

988
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,640
♪ No one to blame ♪

989
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,476
♪ Not one to leave behind ♪

990
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:36,650
♪ She's a one of a kind
Nothing to fear, now is she clear? ♪

991
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,278
♪ She's a one of a kind
Or is it shocking? ♪

992
00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:43,031
♪ She's a one of a kind
You're not the first, won't be the last ♪

993
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,784
[BLAIR SCREAMS AND LAUGHS]

994
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,410
[MILES] Oh!

995
00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:11,142
How's that feel?

996
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:13,936
I like it.

997
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:18,358
Mm, but I think I need
to breathe into it a little.

998
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,904
Mm... Would you breathe with me?

999
00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:23,988
I'd love to.

1000
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:25,823
Okay.

1001
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,201
[BREATHES IN DEEPLY]

1002
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:29,953
[BREATHES OUT DEEPLY]

1003
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:34,625
Mm.

1004
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:39,505
Are you okay?

1005
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,631
Yeah.

1006
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:44,843
I'm happy.

1007
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,261
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]

1008
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,140
["BECAUSE OF YOU" PLAYING]

1009
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,100
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1010
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,144
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1011
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,940
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1012
00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:00,400
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1013
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,154
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1014
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,782
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1015
00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:10,744
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1016
00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,413
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1017
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,416
♪ You saved my mind ♪

1018
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,086
♪ You saved my life ♪

1019
00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:24,591
♪ You put me back together ♪

1020
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,176
♪ With your bed ♪

1021
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,554
♪ You stayed with me ♪

1022
00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:31,682
♪ You laid with me ♪

1023
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,518
♪ It was darkness ♪

1024
00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:38,605
♪ Till we became each other ♪

1025
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,191
♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪

1026
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,278
♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪

1027
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,573
♪ How beautiful oh oh ♪

1028
00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:49,283
♪ You are ♪

1029
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:51,368
♪ It doesn't make sense ♪

1030
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:53,245
♪ But it's okay ♪

1031
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,540
♪ 'Cause I'm okay ♪

1032
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,668
♪ I'm so okay ♪

1033
00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:05,716
♪ Because of you ♪

1034
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:08,468
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1035
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:10,804
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1036
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,097
♪ Because of you ♪

1037
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,725
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1038
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,185
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1039
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:21,106
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1040
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,483
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1041
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,613
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1042
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:30,032
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

1043
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:34,077
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪

1044
00:48:34,536 --> 00:48:36,496
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪