1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,049 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,806 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 3 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,766 Go! Go! Go! Go! 4 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,144 Right here. 5 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,065 Clear! 6 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,900 [GROANS] You're still doing it wrong. 7 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,529 You have to go into the room, look around, see if it's clear, 8 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:30,780 and then yell, "Clear!" 9 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,407 - I did that. - No, you didn't. 10 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:33,825 You just didn't see. 11 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:36,036 I'm a speed reader. My eyes work fast. 12 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,887 Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off, 13 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:41,875 but you have to at least pretend like you're going to be intimidating. 14 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,769 You don't seem like you're going to use deadly force at all. 15 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,295 Uh, my gun's better than your gun. 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,922 Olive Bear isn't a gun. 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:52,844 She's nunchucks. Okay? 18 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,888 Watch me. Mm. 19 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,014 Not clear! 20 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,225 I told you I'd smoke you out. 21 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,685 You're going to jail, buddy. 22 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,997 That is no fair. You didn't tell me the skip was under there. 23 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,355 I decided in the moment. 24 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,690 Your room is such a mess, 25 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,567 there could be skips everywhere. 26 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,111 Also bedbugs. 27 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,155 Why does my clock say it's 9:48? 28 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,407 That can't be right. 29 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,303 That would mean that church starts in twelve minutes. 30 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,870 Mom and Dad are gonna kill us. 31 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:22,748 I have to shower! 32 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,670 [HORN HONKS] 33 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:31,882 [TIRES SCREECH] 34 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:33,968 If we don't survive this, 35 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,155 I want you to know that I've cherished our time together. 36 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,222 Same. I love you! 37 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,515 - Stop it! - I won't. 38 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,310 And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster. 39 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,521 When we reached the loop, my hands let go! 40 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,898 [THEME MUSIC] 41 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,275 [VOCALIZING] 42 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,750 [FOLKSY GUITAR MUSIC] 43 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,002 [MAN] ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 44 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,630 ♪ For the throne ♪ 45 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,925 ♪ And I'm struck by your love ♪ 46 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:15,927 [WHISPERING] You're late. 47 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,010 [BOTH] Sorry. 48 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,890 ♪ Oh, I'm struck by your love ♪ 49 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,768 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 50 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,104 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 51 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,941 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 52 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,734 ♪ Mmm ♪ 53 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,819 [SONG ENDS] 54 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,114 What a wonderful ministry of song. 55 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,477 Thank you, brothers and sisters. 56 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,074 Beloved! 57 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:44,247 Before I begin, today's sermon is a bit adult-themed. 58 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:48,835 So, if you would like to avoid some uncomfortable questions at brunch, 59 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,897 please send your little ones off to visit with the Youth pastor. 60 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,509 Now, y'all see me up here every Sunday, 61 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,219 so you know I like to talk. 62 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,220 [LIGHT LAUGHTER] 63 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,264 Something you may not know about me... 64 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:05,310 is that most nights I like to go home, 65 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,228 watch Wheel of Fortune... 66 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:09,564 and have sex. 67 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,150 - [LIGHT GASPS AND CHUCKLING] - I know. I know. 68 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,777 Hard word to hear in the house of the Lord, 69 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,155 but why? Why? 70 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,532 I am a Christian man with love in my heart, 71 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:23,536 and I am married to this beautiful creature. 72 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,040 Beloved, sex is a gift from God. 73 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,835 So, I say to my married brothers and sisters out there, 74 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,714 take time to celebrate this gift and do God's will. 75 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:39,093 In fact, I'm gonna issue you a challenge. 76 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:42,764 Every single day this week, 77 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,643 I want y'all married folks to have sex. 78 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,436 [LIGHT LAUGHTER] 79 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,148 Oh, I know, you're going to be tired from work. 80 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,109 - You're already doing the challenge. - Shh. 81 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,654 What? He knows you've had sex. 82 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,031 He probably watched, too. He sees everything. 83 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,244 It's so weird that nobody's at the Stevens' pew. 84 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,703 I know, right? 85 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,373 They're besmirched by scandal, but they're not dead. 86 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,723 Do you think anyone knows what happened? 87 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,584 Mm-mm. 88 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,544 [MAN] I hope his wife and kids forgive him, 89 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,881 but it's hard coming back from beating up a one-legged hooker. 90 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,675 She was a "leggy" hooker, Vernon. 91 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,969 Yeah, but it... it... it's just awful, 92 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,721 but we shouldn't rush to judgment. 93 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,557 It is easy for people to lose their way. 94 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:28,976 Amen. 95 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,062 Do you think... 96 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,608 Do you think God's mad that we're doing the challenge? 97 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,695 No. No, he knows that we're going to get married. 98 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,070 One day. 99 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,949 We're just being good students and getting an early start. 100 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,995 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 101 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,287 [CHUCKLES] 102 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,290 You know, I miss you already. 103 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,792 I wish we could FaceTime when we sleep. 104 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,171 - We can! - Mm-hm. 105 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,215 All right, I'll FaceTime you later. 106 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,383 - Okay. - Okay. 107 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:04,345 So, what did y'all think of the sermon? 108 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,638 Seems pretty clear. 109 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,058 Have sex if you're married and only if you're married. 110 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,369 - Right. - Yeah, then we got it. 111 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,393 - We got it. - Got it. 112 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,646 Good. It gives you all something to look forward to. 113 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,898 - Yeah. - Being married and all. 114 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:16,899 That's right. 115 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:17,900 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 116 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:18,818 - Okay, bye! - Ew. 117 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,337 - Wait, where are you going? - To work. 118 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,561 You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember? 119 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,158 Yeah, we could be out running wild in the streets, 120 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:28,202 but instead, we're stimulating the local economy. 121 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,287 Good. 122 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,289 Y'all can pay me back this week. 123 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:32,831 For the truck. 124 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,333 Yeah. 125 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,755 - Wow. He's really holding a grudge. - Yeah, like, let it go. 126 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,051 You know, a week is a long time if you think about it. 127 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,387 What, you didn't get a clear enough visual of Mom and Dad making love? 128 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,324 - You want to talk about it some more? - I can't help it. 129 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,766 I've got peen on the brain. 130 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,310 I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now, 131 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,770 but you beat me to the punch 132 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,772 and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face. 133 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,709 Bowser, when was the last time you stuck a fork in a pork bun? 134 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,526 Not this, not with you. 135 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,903 Okay, so recently. 136 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,863 - No! - So a while then? That's not good. 137 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,426 Would you please just leave me out of 138 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,967 whatever the hell it is you're yakking about? 139 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,428 She's upset because she hasn't sealed the deal with Jennings yet. 140 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,453 What's a Jennings? 141 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,914 My freaking boyfriend, Bowser. 142 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,237 Yeah, but she isn't considering 143 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,251 is the fact the people around her having sex are in love. 144 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,127 Wait, what? 145 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,297 Well, Luke, and I didn't even think of doing it 146 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,383 until we professed our love for each other. 147 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,259 And after that, it was kind of game on. 148 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,929 Right. Of course. 149 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,012 I just need a little intimacy to grease the wheels. 150 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,825 If it happened for you, it'll definitely happen for me. 151 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:32,849 Obviously. 152 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,521 So, how do we fall in love as fast as humanly possible? 153 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,604 Uh... 154 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,984 [SIGHS] Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over. 155 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:45,571 - What's that? - A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail, 156 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,533 - AKA, a bond, for criminals. - Oh. 157 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,244 If they miss their court date, she calls us, 158 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,496 we catch the skip, everybody gets paid. 159 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,417 Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on. 160 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,419 What we need to do now is get our story straight 161 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:00,502 about who you are. 162 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,631 Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns, 163 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,466 and the reason you look so young 164 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,319 is because your mama smoked when she was pregnant. 165 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,512 Hard no. Not even in a lie. 166 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,888 Cigarettes are bad. 167 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,783 Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding. 168 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:16,227 Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun. 169 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,396 Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts. 170 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,079 As long as my thing can be balance beam. 171 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,150 Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway. 172 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,903 So after the Olympic trials, they studied criminal justice 173 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:29,031 in hopes of being licensed one day 174 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,160 as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia. 175 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:35,580 If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop, I suppose you'll be useful. 176 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,123 How'd you meet Bowser? 177 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,834 Uh, same way you did, probably. 178 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,502 [BLAIR] Yes, totally the same way. 179 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,546 [CHUCKLES] 180 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,632 [ALL LAUGH] 181 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:47,633 What? 182 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,303 - Mr. Bowser and I... - Worked together. In a club. 183 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,929 - [WOMAN] And then... - Became friends. 184 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,640 Bumped uglies until he married my straight-up crazy sister. 185 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,435 - [GASPS] - Wh...? Plot twist. You're married? 186 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,519 Was. 187 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,105 Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show. 188 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,024 So... work? 189 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,697 [WOMAN] Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old, 190 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,365 facing two counts of counterfeiting. 191 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,075 No known social media activity, 192 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,328 but we do have an address that he used 193 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,246 to send himself stuff from Amazon. 194 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,373 Spry toothpaste, pool float. 195 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,875 Sounds like a freak. 196 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,919 Which brings me to our undercover work. 197 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,213 Above... 198 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,464 I have a finger wave, 199 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,673 a stacked bob 200 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:28,757 or, ooh... 201 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,177 A little red pixie that can go either... 202 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,846 street teen, dog lover... woof... 203 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,432 Or lost Russian tourist. 204 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,977 [WITH ACCENT] "Hello, where is the Marta?" 205 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,689 Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies. 206 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,581 Go on and put away your little drag bag. 207 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,443 What? No, I want the good stuff, 208 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,279 like kicking down doors and shit, like Terrance Coin. 209 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,323 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 210 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:53,908 So, the skip's inside. 211 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,786 Apparently, he's a big bitch. 212 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,121 Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast. 213 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,414 - [SLURPING SOUND] - Let's go. 214 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,796 [FAINT CHATTER] 215 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,590 Let's rope that skip. 216 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,717 ["DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" PLAYING] 217 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,803 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ 218 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,681 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ 219 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,225 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ 220 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,601 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 221 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,562 Night-night. 222 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,230 He's a punk and a clown. 223 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,689 And that catchphrase? 224 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,401 You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers 225 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,611 and your mama won't even like your Instagram posts. 226 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,280 My mama hates sunsets! 227 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:33,863 Listen to me, 228 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,603 maybe one time out of a hundred, 229 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,702 you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door. 230 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,412 - Yeah. - [BOWSER] No. 231 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:43,833 For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race. 232 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:44,916 And I'm hard. 233 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,128 Then sit out this case. 234 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,045 [BOTH] No! 235 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,005 [BOWSER] Yes! 236 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:52,758 As my interns, it is your job to learn. 237 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,303 You can ride along with me, ask me questions, 238 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,971 but don't touch my radio. 239 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,599 - And no snacks in the car. - But... 240 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,393 You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit. 241 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,440 For the record, I smashed him when he was fun. 242 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,316 You were fun? 243 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,528 [BLAIR] Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times 244 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,532 called, "Thirty-six Questions That Lead to Love." 245 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,034 - [MUSIC PLAYING] - Sweet. 246 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,327 Why? 247 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,621 If you answer the questions with your partner, 248 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,997 you gain intimacy. 249 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,790 And then, like, we get to do it. 250 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,250 And then we get to fall in love. 251 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,877 Then we get to do it. 252 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,547 Blair, have I ever told you you're the coolest girl in school? 253 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,382 No, you are. 254 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,092 Okay, um... 255 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:36,843 First question. 256 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,765 What would constitute a perfect day for you? 257 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:43,768 Being with you. 258 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:44,851 Same. 259 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,397 Oh, my God, it's working. 260 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,774 I like you so much. 261 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,150 [GASPS] Mm. 262 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,643 - [BLAIR] We almost did it. - [STERLING] But you didn't? 263 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,271 We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang. 264 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,242 But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip. 265 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,452 It had a heartbeat. 266 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,787 Hey! Would y'all shut up? 267 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,497 Jesus. What the hell? 268 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,208 Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers. 269 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,295 Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest. 270 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089 - You're basically there. - Yeah, I know. 271 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,632 - [BLAIR SQUEALS] - Okay. 272 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,050 No, I got it. 273 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,592 Thank you. 274 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,177 For nothing. 275 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,431 All right, so this is the last address Kenneth Chu used. 276 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,892 - An old home? - Mm-hm. 277 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,520 It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter. 278 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,022 And the home won't allow unregistered guests, 279 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,149 so we can't even go in and poke around. 280 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,109 [BLAIR] That's okay. 281 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,277 Sterling and I can create a diversion 282 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,486 while you sneak in. 283 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,322 She can Irish step dance. 284 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,782 I'm not above flashing. 285 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,945 I'm thinking of something that won't get us arrested. 286 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,453 Bounty hunters can get arrested? 287 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,371 Yes. 288 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:48,957 Now listen to me. 289 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,961 As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment. 290 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:56,006 This is the bounty hunting equivalent of you getting me coffee. 291 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,093 - You ready? - Yeah. 292 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,220 For you to take time out of your studies 293 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,806 to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart. 294 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,099 Come on, right this way. 295 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,898 - [CHATTER] - [MUSIC PLAYING] 296 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,694 Hm. It doesn't smell as old as I thought it would. 297 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,783 Hi mister, are you lost? 298 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,285 [GRUMBLES] 299 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,204 You're welcome. 300 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,288 Here you go. 301 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,961 Um... No, thank you. 302 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,338 But old people love coffee. 303 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,175 I don't drink on the job. 304 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,635 Okay? It makes me want to go to the bathroom. 305 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,887 You don't drink water? 306 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,055 No. I can self-hydrate. 307 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,641 I'm doing it now. 308 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,437 Mm. 309 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,520 Thank you. 310 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,109 So the receptionist confirmed that there is no Kenneth Chu here. 311 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,070 But there is a Linda Chu. 312 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,531 Shall we go read the Word of God to her? 313 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,533 Don't say it like that, all sarcastic. 314 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,243 I wasn't being sarcastic. 315 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,248 [WOMAN] My grandson sends stuff here? 316 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,584 What is it? Porn? Drugs? 317 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,211 According to our sources, 318 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,922 it was Spry toothpaste and a pool float. 319 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,800 What do those items mean to you? 320 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,844 [STAMMERS] Ma'am, when was the last time you spoke to him? 321 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,554 I haven't seen him in a year. 322 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,098 Do you know anyone who's kept in touch with your grandson? 323 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,017 Tookie doesn't have any friends. 324 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,644 All he cares about is money. 325 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,145 I wish he'd send some my way 326 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,147 - so I could upgrade from this dump. - [GROANS] 327 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,275 The Nixon Wing is the crappiest one in this place. 328 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,111 I mean the Reagan Wing, the Truman, 329 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,905 that's where it's at. 330 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,990 Anything but the Lincoln Wing. 331 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,951 That's where they move you 332 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,787 when you're about to complete your final act... 333 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,288 Like Miguel there. 334 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,791 Eh, I love you, too. 335 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,375 Asshole. 336 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,670 Okay. Well, thank you very much. 337 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,422 Oh, and they skimp on our toilets too. 338 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,092 - [GROANS] She was a yapper. - Yeah. 339 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,095 Although I get where she's coming from. I know faux granite when I see it. 340 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,639 Yeah, Kenneth Chu must have a lifeline out there. 341 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,242 Yeah, but how do we find out who that is 342 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,268 if he doesn't have a single social media account? 343 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,454 Also, how can you not have a single social media account? 344 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,980 - Tookie! - [BOWSER] What's a tookie? 345 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,315 She called him, "Tookie." 346 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,399 What? 347 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,318 - [TAPPING ON CELL PHONE] - [GASPS] 348 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,783 Okay, can we just take a second to acknowledge how smart I am? 349 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,827 I mean, I really should be doing better in school. 350 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,496 Uh-huh. So, he does have a life. 351 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,874 And it looks like this Melissa is his piece. 352 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,750 You shouldn't talk about women like that. 353 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,314 She's wearing a scrunchie as a shirt. 354 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,170 But okay, she's the love of his life. 355 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,006 She works at a salon in East Lake. 356 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:44,757 Wait. 357 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,011 Should we do a stakeout? Please. 358 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,888 - Oh. - Pretty please, can we do a stakeout? 359 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,098 Okay, Okay, I'll find out when her shift is, 360 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,518 but this is not a 007 sexy recon mission, nuh-uh. 361 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,312 No. No. No. 362 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,148 This is gonna be you guys, without your phones, 363 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,483 doing exactly as I tell you. Do you understand? 364 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,905 [WITH ACCENT] Yes, Sire. Your wish is my wish. 365 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,239 Okay, that was not Russian. 366 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,284 That sounded like Chinese up in there. What is happening here? 367 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,703 So that's the thing about Ephesians. 368 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,540 It says there should not be even a hint of sexual immorality 369 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500 or any kind of impurity. 370 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,629 Or of greed. 371 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:26,175 So, if any of you are coveting things then let's talk about that. 372 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,762 [QUIET CHATTER] 373 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,597 I... I took my brother's bandana. 374 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642 Which I guess is stealing, not coveting. 375 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,225 Oh. 376 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,562 Uh, Veronica Lopez debuted a new spiral notebook 377 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,106 and for a second, I wished that I had bought it first. 378 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,485 Oh, well, the fact that you're, uh, talking about it 379 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,153 proves that you've already repented. 380 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,571 So, thank you Hannah B. 381 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,200 Mm, and thank you Sterling W. 382 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,618 Let's give her a hand, guys. 383 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,496 This was a great way to start Fellowship. 384 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,289 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun this year! 385 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,373 Yeah. 386 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,517 And you know what? I was thinking 387 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,585 you should totally just use my parking space. 388 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,420 Yes, because I'm scootering these days, 389 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,880 so the curb is fine by me. 390 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,244 Yes, I am. I'm scootering, guys. 391 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,342 Scootering, that's pretty cool, isn't it? 392 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,595 Uh, thank you, but I don't need any special treatment. 393 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,679 I'm here to minister. 394 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,975 So beloved, let's end with a prayer. 395 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,058 Yes. 396 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,101 Okay. 397 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,315 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 398 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:27,987 Dear Lord, please guide us as we start our journey in Fellowship. 399 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,198 Awaken us, especially our brothers and sisters in need, 400 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,409 like April, 401 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,996 no matter when she comes back, if at all ever. 402 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,665 Bless her wherever the winds may take her. 403 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,748 [APRIL] Touching. 404 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,454 - [GASPS] - [STERLING] April! 405 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,939 I guess those ble... blessed winds brought you back. 406 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,131 What are you doing here? 407 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,382 I had a stomach bug, 408 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,135 which is why I must look thinner than usual. 409 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,821 - Yeah, I see it. - Turn to the side, and you're gone. 410 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,348 And I heard there was weird talk about my dad, 411 00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,894 but he left for a long work trip to Tokyo, 412 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,272 so I don't know where that was coming from. 413 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,648 Why is she back? 414 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,543 Okay, I know you're panicking, but there's a bright side. 415 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,651 - Which is? - She's lying. 416 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,777 - So? - So? 417 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,255 She doesn't know we turned her dad in. 418 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,572 - Oh. - See? 419 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,573 So, we just the same everyone else 420 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,800 - and play dumb? - Absolutely. 421 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,867 Okay. Yeah, I can do that. 422 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,096 The weather in Asia's supposed to be really great. 423 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,705 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 424 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,788 Be cool. 425 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,291 - [STUDENTS CHATTERING] - Okay. 426 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,752 [WHISPERING] Great job. 427 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:26,837 Oh, thank you. 428 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,340 I'm really glad that you're feeling better, April. 429 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,759 Don't pretend like you care. 430 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,802 There's not a genuine bone in your body. 431 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,140 Unless you're counting Luke's. 432 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,142 Are you preserving that? 433 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,645 I'm not gonna let this thing roll around in my bag and riddle it with herpes. 434 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,980 What do you want? 435 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,649 What I've always wanted. Your position. 436 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,903 So, resign as Fellowship Leader by Friday, 437 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,614 or this puppy goes wide. 438 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,583 Girls, goodnight. 439 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,418 We are gonna turn in early. 440 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,463 - Chloe's gonna stay with y'all tonight. - Why? She likes your bed. 441 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,049 Oh, well, we don't want her watching us... sleep. 442 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,928 [DEBBIE] Right, because we're turning in early to rest and dream. 443 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,221 [DEBBIE AND ANDERSON CHUCKLE] 444 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,722 Okay. Goodnight. 445 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,893 They are obviously going to bang. 446 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,102 Gross! 447 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,815 At least we saved your eyeballs from catching on fire. Yes, we did. 448 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,482 [WHIMPERS] 449 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:32,860 What is wrong? 450 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,613 I'm quitting Fellowship. 451 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,698 Stop. We've been through this. 452 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,368 Yeah, well, maybe I decided that it's not worth the fight. 453 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,322 April will be a fine leader. 454 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,496 Are you kidding me? 455 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,541 She'll make it all about herself. She doesn't care about Christianity. 456 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,417 Well, apparently she cares more than I do 457 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,421 because she's willing to spread a rumor about me. 458 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,214 I mean, it's not a rumor, but still. 459 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,508 No... A rumor. 460 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,051 That's all it is. 461 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,305 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 462 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,225 Hey, did y'all hear what happened in Fellowship yesterday? 463 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,060 Someone dropped a condom wrapper. 464 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,020 [GIRLS GASP] 465 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,439 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 466 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,025 - Oh. - [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 467 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,695 No, Veronica, I heard it was a used condom 468 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,280 and that it was found in Band. 469 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,323 Or was it Drama? 470 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,200 Hey, Tiffany... 471 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,161 [CHATTERING] 472 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,622 [CELL PHONES BLEEP AND CHIME] 473 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,544 Should we say it's mine? 474 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,588 I mean, it sounds like something I'd do. 475 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,923 [CELL PHONES CONTINUE BLEEPING AND CHIMING] 476 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,013 What's going on? 477 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,014 You haven't heard? 478 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,266 Tammy DeWitt found a love glove in Woodshop! 479 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,143 No, it was Horny Lorna in Gym 480 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,604 and it wasn't just one. It was a box. 481 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,190 This is the weirdest game of Clue ever. 482 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,232 I don't understand. 483 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,580 Ooh, what is your greatest accomplishment in life? 484 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:11,251 Well, I do have the most kills out of all my friends on Fortnite. 485 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,003 What about you? 486 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,548 Being a completely original person. 487 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,973 Okay, "What would you like to be famous for?" 488 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,767 Rapping, for sure. 489 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,268 Check it. 490 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,812 ♪ Young Jennings Cash pending, sale pending ♪ 491 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,064 ♪ Mind-bendin' ♪ 492 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,483 Something like that, you know what I mean? 493 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:35,525 Yeah. 494 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,609 You? 495 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,154 Um... 496 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,784 TBD, but something that completely changes the course of humankind. 497 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,959 You know what? These are too broad. Um... 498 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,085 Oh, here's a good one. 499 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,515 "How is your relationship with your mother?" 500 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,592 My mom's, like, my soulmate, you know? 501 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,514 She's, like, my rock. 502 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,851 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 503 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,729 [SNIFFS] 504 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,022 What about you? [CHUCKLES] 505 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,357 Yeah, um... 506 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,403 she's more like a boulder than a... a rock, 507 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,406 but... same. 508 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,203 Make ou... t. 509 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,329 Please. Yeah. 510 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,716 How much longer do we have to watch this woman frost bangs? 511 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,759 I can only take so much. 512 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,470 Shift was supposed to be over an hour ago. 513 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,015 Maybe she got pulled into a double. 514 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,683 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 515 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,084 [WHISPERING] What's wrong with you? 516 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,647 Oh, that? I, uh... drank a smoothie earlier. 517 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,691 Didn't know it had liquid in it. 518 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,128 You know you can go to the bathroom like a normal person? 519 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,029 - There's a gas station down the street. - No. 520 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,656 - Bowser, it's really bad for your body... - I'm fine. 521 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,617 Please, just talk amongst yourselves, will ya? 522 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,204 What does it mean when you kiss with your eyes open? 523 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,288 Okay, I'm out. 524 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,123 I'll be back in ten. 525 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,835 Seriously, what do you think it means? 526 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,879 Do you kiss Luke like that? 527 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,630 I'm sure I have. 528 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,049 Um... 529 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,763 - I haven't. - Shit! 530 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,350 Jennings is the only guy at school that could even remotely get me. 531 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,145 What if we're not falling in love? 532 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,063 You are. 533 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,623 Well, it's not happening quick enough. 534 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,483 I'm literally dying of horniness. 535 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:42,819 I'm going in. 536 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,072 What? No! We don't even know what to ask. 537 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,490 "Where is Kenneth Chu?" 538 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:47,907 Sounds clear to me. 539 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,245 [MUSIC PLAYING] 540 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,081 Hey there. Do you have time for a wax? 541 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,457 Sure. Lip? 542 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,249 Brow. 543 00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,502 Really? 544 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,052 Ow. 545 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,512 Getting ready for a date. 546 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,141 My boyfriend's taking me out for American food. 547 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,020 Ow. 548 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,818 He says I'm lucky to have him even buy me a potato skin. 549 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,531 You tell him to go suck a butt. No man should ever talk to you like that. 550 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,324 [SIGHS] 551 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,493 Um, he's so controlling, 552 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,121 but it's probably just because he loves me, right? 553 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,789 No, that kind of love is a lie. 554 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,540 Are you in love? 555 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:38,874 Ish. 556 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,919 My dude does all this shady shit 557 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,879 and says it's for me and our future. 558 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,757 Although I want to believe it, I know it's a lie, too. 559 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,634 Yeah, where does he get off telling you that? 560 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,847 Literally, where does he live to have learned such a thing? 561 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,891 - What? - I mean, his values are awful. 562 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,310 What neighborhood does that come from? 563 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,854 Druid Hills? Decatur? 564 00:23:58,937 --> 00:23:59,937 What's his address? 565 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,189 Ow! 566 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,734 You know what? I left something in the back. 567 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,361 Give me one sec. 568 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,445 Okay. 569 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,909 [GASPS] 570 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,161 Oh, shit! I blew it. 571 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,458 Shit! Shit! Shit. 572 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,796 According to her mother, 573 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,383 Melissa has fled to her uncle's in North Carolina, 574 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,012 with Kenneth presumably riding shotgun. 575 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,348 - Does that mean that she's involved? - It doesn't matter. 576 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:36,600 He's the skip. 577 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:39,144 The only way I get paid is if I bring him in. 578 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,830 I'm sorry, dude, but I was trying to help. 579 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:45,192 No! You were in such a goddamn rush to kick down doors that you... 580 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,193 anti-helped. 581 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:48,820 You hindered! 582 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,240 So, do you think it's going to slow down our paycheck? 583 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,867 What about this don't you understand? 584 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,787 Hm? If I don't get paid, you don't get paid. 585 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,475 But our parents have been asking about the money and... 586 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,751 Oh. Well, you tell your parents 587 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,128 that you messed up at work, huh? 588 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,546 That wouldn't be a lie. 589 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,548 Cathy, do with them what you wish. 590 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,553 Have you met the fudge pump? 591 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,977 So, I guess if I could wake up tomorrow 592 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,730 with, like, one special ability, 593 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,652 it would be to see through things, you know? 594 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,277 Mm-hm. 595 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,449 Look, Jennings... 596 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:35,617 We're not in love. 597 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,118 No. 598 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:42,415 I felt it or... or I didn't, but I really wanted to. 599 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,333 Yeah. 600 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,252 It's like this one time I was in Drama class 601 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,379 and I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene, 602 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:52,717 but I got so excited that I laughed through all of the scene 603 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,134 and I got an F. 604 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,511 I feel you. 605 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,014 I messed up my boss' project at work, 606 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:01,393 but it was only because I really wanted to finish it. 607 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,728 Of course, you've got passion. 608 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,146 And you've got instincts. 609 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,108 Hey, screw Mr. Pearl for failing you. 610 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,486 Laughing through a scene can definitely be an arc. 611 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:16,074 I've just, like, never been able to share this stuff with a girl before. 612 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,157 Me either. 613 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,286 With a boy. 614 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,247 That's why I feel comfortable just being, like... 615 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,207 "I don't like you." 616 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,459 Really? 'Cause, um... I hate you. 617 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,378 Your answers were strange. 618 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:29,461 Yours were stupid. 619 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:31,965 You have deeply rooted issues with your mom. 620 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:34,676 And you're going to bone yours... one day. 621 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,389 So, we're breaking up, right? 622 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,808 It already happened, babe. 623 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:53,945 I should never have underestimated her fortitude. 624 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,616 In third grade, she held a burp all through Easter worship. 625 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,492 What do you mean her "fortitude"? 626 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:02,703 Oh. 627 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,041 Like, the rumor mill completely passed her by, 628 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,044 even though every other person got hit with shrapnel. 629 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,504 Yeah. The last one I heard 630 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,841 was that we found the condom and used it. 631 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,134 [CHUCKLING] 632 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,844 I mean, can you even imagine? 633 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,720 I'd rather not, so... 634 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,932 [HANNAH B] Well, maybe Sterling is lucky. 635 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,643 Some people in the world just are. 636 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,436 I don't believe in luck. 637 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:33,776 Need some help? 638 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,238 I miss the days of just "trash." 639 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,198 Right? 640 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:39,949 There's a bin for everything now. 641 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,744 Paper, glass... 642 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,120 Latex. 643 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:50,543 Then again, without some rules and structure... 644 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,379 guiding principles... 645 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,255 it'd be anarchy. 646 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,719 Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash? 647 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,474 I know you and Sterling have strayed. 648 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:08,645 And that might be fine for heathens and Yankees, 649 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,773 but she's head of fellowship and you're captain of the golf team. 650 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:15,193 If you two aren't walking the walk, 651 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,363 how can you expect anyone else to? 652 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,783 I don't know what... What are you... 653 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,066 I don't know what you're ta... 654 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,828 I know. I know. 655 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,126 Let me explain. 656 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:39,967 Unbelievable. 657 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,596 Thank you. I did a sheet mask. 658 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,681 You threatened Luke. 659 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:47,225 No, I exploited the weak spot. 660 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:48,935 Like we're taught in Forensics. 661 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,979 We aren't playing for trophies here. 662 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,647 Luke is a person. 663 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:56,109 A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure. 664 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:59,404 Which is why I'll spare outing him and you, 665 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,321 if you resign. 666 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,866 Why are you acting like this? 667 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,327 Is it because of what's going on with your family? 668 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,264 We go to the same church, I know what happened. 669 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,332 What John did is his problem. 670 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,294 - He's still your dad. - I don't care. 671 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,379 He beat up a prostitute. 672 00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:19,883 I'm not a fan of sex workers, but they deserve to be safe. 673 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,761 Just not allowed to vote. 674 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:26,431 - April... - What? 675 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,558 I'm sorry. 676 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:41,738 Resign or pretty boy walks the plank. 677 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,282 And there are sharks in the waters... 678 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:48,828 and, like, rough coral reef. 679 00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,003 [DEBBIE] Girls? 680 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,008 Oh. 681 00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,011 - Hey, girls. - [VIDEO GAME SOUNDS ON CELL PHONE] 682 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,887 How are you? 683 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,139 [CLEARS THROAT] 684 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:16,147 Okay, well... um, your father was... walking upstairs 685 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,358 and he tweaked his back, 686 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:22,153 and our heating pad is finally kaput. 687 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,156 Twenty-two years is a good run. [CHUCKLES] 688 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,201 So do you mind going to the drugstore and getting him a new one? 689 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,410 We're beat, Mom. 690 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,460 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked it like that. 691 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,458 Go to the drugstore and get him a new one. 692 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,417 That's not fair. 693 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,296 Our breadwinner has a seized rhomboid. Honey, that is not fair. 694 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,716 You know, we had very emotional days 695 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,301 and you didn't even ask about them. 696 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,803 - We worked all week. - Yeah. 697 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:49,931 Really? Well, we wouldn't know. We haven't seen a penny of your wages. 698 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,641 Oh, we're saving it... 699 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,519 um, so that we can give you one big payment on Friday. 700 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,312 Mm-hm. 701 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:59,983 Oh, well, that's responsible 702 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:02,902 and inspiring and... 703 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,194 I'm proud of you. 704 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,948 And you're still going to the drugstore. 705 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:09,658 Chop-chop, girls. 706 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:13,997 [YAWNS] 707 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,500 - Sad. - Very. 708 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:20,879 - Should we tell him? - He has a right to know. 709 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,006 Those are bad for you, sir. 710 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,889 Yeah, they'll kill you, and we're not kidding. 711 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,302 [BOTH] Pastor Booth! Hi! 712 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,761 The Wesley girls. 713 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,180 Always nice to see people out in the wild. 714 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,183 Oh, I know. They're terrible. 715 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:38,229 Oh, we're just joking because we knew it was you. 716 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,250 Yeah, we love cigarettes. We talk about them all the time. 717 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,817 No need to make me feel better, 718 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,611 I know the dangers of my habit. 719 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,446 What can I say? It's hard to stop. 720 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,531 But The Bible tells us 721 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,076 if we humble ourselves before the Lord, He will lift us up. 722 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:53,535 Eventually. 723 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:54,953 We'll pray for you. 724 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,557 Nah, save your prayers for those that need them. 725 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,791 This is between me and my maker. 726 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,251 See y'all Sunday. 727 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,335 Mm-hm. 728 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,423 Hi. 729 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,887 $25.39. 730 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:19,895 Do I look stupid? 731 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,148 It's pretty hard to tell just from looking. 732 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,524 These bills are fake. 733 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,902 Don't bring this shit into my store. 734 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:27,527 Next. 735 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,490 This was the change I got from the old folks' home. 736 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:31,573 [GASPS] 737 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,033 Kenneth. 738 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:37,538 Bowser, the change from the food stand at the old folks home is fake. 739 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,207 Kenneth Chu had to have been there. 740 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,166 No, no, wait a minute. 741 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:41,769 - We already checked. - But we have proof. 742 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,461 There's counterfeit money in rotation. 743 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,024 All right, maybe we missed something. 744 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,507 You know what? Meet me out front at the home. 745 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:51,302 I'm gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady with a super fizzy can of Sprite. 746 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,721 Blair, don't you pour no soda on that old woman. 747 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,685 - I got a better idea. - [BLAIR] Oh, what is it? 748 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,811 Aww. What is it? I want to know the plan. 749 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:01,853 We have to text Mom. 750 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,065 Yeah, tell her we're going to another drugstore. 751 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,734 - [TAPPING ON CELL PHONE] - We'll need a whole list of alibis. 752 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:08,193 And aliases. 753 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,006 - [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] - "Black Heart." That'll be one of mine. 754 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,407 Bowser said no undercover stuff. 755 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,410 Well, Bowser is a grown man who can tell the truth to people 756 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:18,371 about why he's not home right now with a new heating pad. 757 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,975 We are going to have to make up excuses sometimes. 758 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,727 Don't you think we should tell someone what we're really doing, though? 759 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:24,585 Maybe Luke? 760 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,921 In case we end up missing or in serious danger? 761 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,339 No. No way. 762 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,467 I mean, we obviously have a gift for this line of work. 763 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:32,969 Bowser gets it, 764 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,492 but we can't expect other people to. 765 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,889 This has to remain top secret. 766 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,225 You're right. It's like we've been recruited. 767 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,269 The best of the best get recruited. 768 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,312 Like football players, the CIA. 769 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,232 - National Merit Scholars. - And models! 770 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,277 I do think this whole thing was kind of, like, meant to be. 771 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,822 I've never been so excited about, like, work. 772 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:54,073 Working. 773 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,717 It's kind of like we found our calling. 774 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:58,554 Most people don't know what they want to do with their lives till they're old, 775 00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,662 like, twenty-five. 776 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,665 Yeah. What if we become the best bounty hunters in Atlanta? 777 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:03,875 Or the whole state? 778 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,461 - Or the whole country? What's stopping us? - [CHUCKLES] 779 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,713 I wish we could tell Mom and Dad. 780 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,049 - They'd be so proud. - But we never will. 781 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,885 This could all go away if people find out. 782 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:15,762 Yeah, okay, never telling. 783 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:16,721 Never telling. 784 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:17,804 [BOTH] Twin swear. 785 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,542 [STERLING] You sure he's in here? 786 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,768 She said the Lincoln Wing is where folks go to rot. 787 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,061 This is where I'd hide. 788 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,355 Uh-uh. What are doing? No. No. No. No. Hey. 789 00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:27,647 Put that away. 790 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:28,775 Okay. 791 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,836 You might have caught my attention with your Annie Oakley antics, 792 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,653 but guns are serious business. 793 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,031 Only as a last resort. Understood? 794 00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:36,199 - Mm-mm. - Good. 795 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,827 All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need. 796 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,041 Hello? 797 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:48,628 He could be in any of these. 798 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,463 You wanted to kick down doors, didn't ya? 799 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,130 Yeah. 800 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,342 [CHUCKLES] 801 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,805 Let's rope that skip. 802 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:02,350 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 803 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,810 ["DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" PLAYING] 804 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:06,062 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ 805 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:06,979 [GRUNTS] 806 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:08,731 ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ 807 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:09,649 [GRUNTS] 808 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,526 ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ 809 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:12,485 [GRUNTS] 810 00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:13,861 ♪ Get down with the sickness ♪ 811 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:14,945 [GRUNTS] 812 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,199 - [BLAIR] Holy shit! - [BOWSER] Get back! Get back! 813 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,327 Kenneth Chu, I'm a bail enforcement agent. I've come to take you into... 814 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,993 - [GRUNTS] - [GIRLS SCREAM] 815 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,333 - Get him! Get him! - [STERLING] Okay, wait! 816 00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:29,794 [BLAIR] Sterling, keep up! 817 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,880 [LINDA] Tookie! 818 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,256 [SCREAMING] 819 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:35,298 Wait up! 820 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,134 Get back here! 821 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,930 [ALARM BLARES] 822 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:42,013 [STERLING] Slow down! 823 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,101 [GRUNTS] 824 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,497 - Excuse me! Coming through. - I'm so sorry. 825 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:50,106 - Actually... - I love your scrubs! 826 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:54,277 Get him, Bowser! 827 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,236 [GASPS] 828 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,320 Stop! 829 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:58,488 [PEOPLE GASP] 830 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,617 Turn over! 831 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,162 - [GRUNTS] - [PEOPLE GASP] 832 00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:07,540 I've had a bad day. 833 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,751 - [GRUNTS] - [PEOPLE GASP] 834 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:12,837 [CHUCKLING] 835 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:14,797 Turn over, you little fuck. 836 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,216 Try me now, motherfucker. 837 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,429 So then, we chased him, and everybody was, like, "Aaah!" 838 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:24,640 And we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit. 839 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,142 I sealed off the exit. 840 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:29,395 Nice. Now was that before or after you got attacked by that latte? 841 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,480 Oh, hold on. It was a ceramic mug 842 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,941 - and it was sixteen ounces, all right? - Hmm. 843 00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:35,985 Good as new. 844 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,112 All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet. 845 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,281 Ah, can I buy you a sundae? 846 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,034 Tacaño. Don't you have any Cointreau? 847 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,870 [CHUCKLES] I got some soju and some gummi bears. 848 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:47,245 I can make that work. 849 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,582 All right then. I'll show you where it's at. 850 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:54,754 [SIGHS] Well, at least we can pay Mom and Dad back now. 851 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,974 And maybe that'll make them forget that we didn't get the heating pad. 852 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,216 Oh. 853 00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:02,178 Are you still thinking about Pastor Booth's cancer sticks? 854 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:03,095 Totally. 855 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,932 It's like we peeked behind the curtain and the Wizard smokes. 856 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:07,015 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 857 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:10,603 Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way. 858 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,359 We gave him a pass. 859 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,930 If you put someone on a pedestal, 860 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,006 sometimes it's hard to see them in a different light, 861 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,782 even if they're doing something bad. 862 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,035 I don't get it. 863 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,387 I'm on a pedestal in Fellowship, 864 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,498 so maybe I can own my sins 865 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,708 and still keep my reputation intact. 866 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,503 Wait, you're going to own your sins? 867 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:37,546 Like, for real? 868 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,051 Uh... I'm not sure about this. 869 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:44,262 We can never be sure of anything. 870 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,222 But God never gives us more than we can handle. 871 00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:50,142 Remember that golf tournament when you got lemon juice in your eye? 872 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:51,811 Nature's hot sauce. 873 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,939 - It was the hardest win of my life. - But it was a win, 874 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:58,067 and you looked very cute holding that trophy. 875 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,778 You're right. I did look cute. 876 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:03,906 God was taking care of you that day in his own way. 877 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,620 We can do this. Just talk fast or I'll change my mind. 878 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:13,666 I know there's been a lot of gossip around here lately, 879 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:16,085 so I'd like to set the record straight. 880 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,921 In fact, Ellen? 881 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,005 [MUFFLED] Mm-hm. 882 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,341 This is going to be a little more teen-themed, 883 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,218 so if you wouldn't mind leaving? 884 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:26,971 Really? Oh, yeah. Sure. 885 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:29,140 Yeah, I could... I gotta get my steps in, 886 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,392 so I'll just step on out. 887 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,185 Here if you need me. 888 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,897 [DOOR CLOSES] 889 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,693 The condom wrapper was mine. Luke and I are having sex. 890 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:53,205 [SNICKERING] 891 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,832 Come on. 892 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,880 [EVERYONE LAUGHS] 893 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,970 - What are you doing? - Confessing. 894 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,388 You're not doing it right. 895 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,642 Yeah, again y'all, we're having sexual relations... 896 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:18,189 um, in the janitor's closet, in, uh, his car... 897 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,274 in this room, actually. 898 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:23,861 - [CHUCKLES] Right, Luke? - Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch. 899 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,323 No! No! No! 900 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:28,866 She is telling the truth. 901 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:31,952 This is hers. 902 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,749 It's beautiful. 903 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,460 - It's disgusting. - Oh. 904 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:40,753 So why do you have it? 905 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:45,132 Because she dropped it and I picked it up. 906 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,177 And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth? 907 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:50,846 That is disgusting. 908 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,516 - [BOY] Yeah. - [APRIL SCOFFS] 909 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,016 It's not mine. 910 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,646 Hannah B, tell them. 911 00:39:58,938 --> 00:39:59,938 Um... 912 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:01,941 It... It isn't...? 913 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,903 April, if it's yours, admit it. 914 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:07,196 Yeah, just tell us the truth. 915 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:09,323 I don't understand why you carry it in your purse. 916 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,426 - [GIRL] Tell us the truth. - [BOY] God knows anyway. 917 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,536 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 918 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,996 [BOY] It's disgusting. 919 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,749 Stop. I'm not kidding. It really is mine. 920 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,503 God doesn't care. 921 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,464 I'm a good person and that's all that matters, right? 922 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:38,894 This is what you wanted. 923 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,093 Congratulations, it's all yours. 924 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,066 Sterling. 925 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,619 - You're actually getting your steps in. - Oh, sure am. 926 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,788 And... 24,000. 927 00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,790 Time for a Fig Newton break. 928 00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:01,709 How can I help you, Sterling? 929 00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:05,254 I need, or want, to step down as Fellowship leader. 930 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,298 What? How come? 931 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:10,217 Did Ezequiel bully you about your ponytail? 932 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,636 Because I think it's at the perfect height. 933 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,725 I've just got a lot on my plate right now with Debate and, um, and AP Chem. 934 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:21,437 And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge in my chore wheel, 935 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,064 so I'm like... I'm like totally swamped. 936 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,983 I get it. Believe me. 937 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,361 I was elected VP of my condo board 938 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,697 and it's worn me down to a tiny little nub. 939 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:34,366 So you're not disappointed in me? 940 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:35,618 No. 941 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:37,578 You're taking care of you. 942 00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:39,330 I think that's admirable. 943 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,418 I'm still learning to hear my own voice. 944 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,422 I applaud your ability to know yourself, 945 00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,508 know your desires. 946 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:52,968 My desires. 947 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:55,346 Yes. 948 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,681 ["RAINBOW" PLAYS] 949 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:58,765 Thank you. 950 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,146 ♪ When it rains it pours ♪ 951 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,983 ♪ But you didn't even notice ♪ 952 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,070 ♪ It ain't raining anymore ♪ 953 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:15,241 ♪ It's hard to breathe when all you know is ♪ 954 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:19,662 ♪ The struggle of staying above ♪ 955 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:23,082 ♪ The rising water line ♪ 956 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:27,962 ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ 957 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:31,966 ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ 958 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:37,346 ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ 959 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:42,309 ♪ You hold tight to your umbrella ♪ 960 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:46,689 ♪ Well, darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ 961 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:50,234 ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ 962 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:55,489 ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ 963 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,837 ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ 964 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,507 ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ 965 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:19,930 ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ 966 00:43:21,473 --> 00:43:24,476 ♪ Let go of your umbrella ♪ 967 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:28,731 ♪ 'Cause darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ 968 00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:32,276 ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ 969 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,613 ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ 970 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:39,617 ♪ Yeah, there's always been a rainbow ♪ 971 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,494 ♪ Hanging over ♪ 972 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:44,705 ♪ You're head ♪ 973 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,292 [VOCALIZING] 974 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:54,048 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪