1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,008 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:12,846 Hi. 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,013 - Hi. - Hey. 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,224 - Morning! - Hey, Sweetie. 5 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:18,768 [WOMAN] See you Sunday! 6 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,237 [SCREAMS] 7 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,197 Oh, my God! 8 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,950 - [POLICE SIREN BLARES] - [CELL PHONES CLICK] 9 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,662 You never get used to the smell, do you? 10 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,915 [VOICE WAVERING] I was opening up my shop for the day, 11 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:45,670 and I saw him there with his head cut... 12 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,339 clean off of his body. 13 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,481 [THEME MUSIC] 14 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,317 [VOCALIZING] 15 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,170 [BLAIR] Sterling, you've been fixing your hair 16 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,671 for the past eight minutes now. 17 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,435 If your hairline gets any more symmetrical, 18 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,966 people are gonna think you got plugs. 19 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,511 Can you walk me into school today? 20 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:38,014 I would, but I'm really trying to own my identity as a single American. 21 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,641 Jennings and I were so codependent. 22 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,185 Codependent like the two of us? Is that bad? 23 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,937 Oh, God no, your breath is my life. 24 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,856 I'm surprised my love for you didn't absorb you in the womb. 25 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,359 [SIGHS] Me neither. I would absorb you right now if I could. 26 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,069 - Totally. - [SIGHS] 27 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,922 But, for real, I gotta get to lacrosse conditioning. 28 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,573 I have never felt this much dread going to school before. 29 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:59,244 This must be how dumb kids feel or, like... substitutes. 30 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,787 You're making too much out of this. 31 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,206 You know how the 24-hour news cycle works. 32 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,958 I'm sure by now, your "sex thing" 33 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,794 is back page to Coach Boone finally getting her eye un-crossed. 34 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,254 She looks so much better. 35 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,737 I don't know, I kind of liked how her left eye was all, like, 36 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,300 "Fuck you, I'm going this way." 37 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,554 No, I can't do it. 38 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,764 - Okay, let's go. - [SIGHS] 39 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,932 No more mirror time. 40 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,017 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 41 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,150 [PEOPLE WHISPERING] 42 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,448 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 43 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,119 Just know I'm praying for you. [CHUCKLES] 44 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:52,005 [GASPS] Sterling! What a surprise to see you at Fellowship. 45 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,049 I'm not sure that today is a good day for you to join us. 46 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,386 Emotions are still pretty raw right now. 47 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,430 Welcome, come on in. Hi. 48 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,016 Help yourself to a chicken biscuit. 49 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,642 Made fresh. 50 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:06,311 What are you talking about? 51 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:10,899 Some students are having trouble processing your erotic transgressions. 52 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:14,110 The betrayal, the graphic depiction of events. 53 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,028 I never depicted... 54 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:18,489 Oh, I had Ezequiel show them what you and Luke did, using dolls. 55 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,159 He was pretty spot on with your voices. 56 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,994 It was quite upsetting. 57 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,246 We're actually having a grief counselor come in. 58 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,789 Well, when should I come back? 59 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,374 I'll have to get back to you. 60 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,920 I know it's hard, but try to remember: 61 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,547 Isaiah 43:2. 62 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,300 "When you pass through the waters, 63 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,219 God is with you." 64 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,805 I know Isaiah! 65 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,599 Stay strong, Sterling. 66 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,142 You'll get through this. 67 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,226 [SIGHS] 68 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,162 Hey, those chili dogs were really good earlier, right? 69 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,248 Were they? I don't even know anymore. 70 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,833 Come on, pull yourself together. Things aren't that bad. 71 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,294 Oh, thank the Lord. Where have you been? 72 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,521 Do you know how humiliating it is 73 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:16,506 sitting here alone, like a couple of lepers? 74 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,967 Why aren't you sitting with your buddies from the golf team? 75 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,015 How can we trust anything you say anymore? 76 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,351 "Sterling and I are waiting until marriage. 77 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,187 Our temptations will never be as strong as our faith." 78 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,648 Apparently, that was all just locker room talk! 79 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,733 - You fornicator! - Watch your mouth! 80 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,235 I trusted you! We all did! 81 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,946 Cheese and crackers! Franklin, you need to sit down, right now. 82 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,990 Fight me in the shower, bitch. Come on! 83 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,918 - Franklin... Franklin! - Get out of my way! 84 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:47,995 What's wrong with him? 85 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,415 They took away my captainship. 86 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,458 They took my Crusaders Captain Club cozy 87 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,168 and they threw it on the floor! 88 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,628 My grandfather... 89 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,756 My grandfather was captain of the golf team here at Willingham, 90 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,383 and my dad, and my brother. 91 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,552 I was supposed to follow in their footsteps 92 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,470 and play golf at UGA. Go, Dogs! 93 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:05,596 [BOTH] Go, Dogs! 94 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,849 Now that dream is dead. 95 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,475 And without a team, 96 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,312 without men to lead to victory, 97 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,604 I have nothing. 98 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,315 What about me? I'm a social pariah. 99 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,710 I'll spend the rest of my high school days without any friends. 100 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,860 Hey, guys, come on! 101 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,152 Buck up! 102 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,756 Luke, there are a ton of other sports here at Willingham. 103 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,615 Pick another one and make new buds. 104 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,452 And Sterling, if those dorks at Fellowship are gonna judge you, 105 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,704 then screw them! Who cares what they think? 106 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,415 Blair, not caring about what people think is your thing, okay? 107 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,498 I care a lot! 108 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,502 Okay, well, Fellowship is just one clique. 109 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,906 There are plenty of other groups that you could slide into. 110 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,464 Okay, maybe you're right. 111 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,383 New friends, let's see. 112 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:44,801 Um... 113 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,305 Well, there's the band kids. 114 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,434 But I play harp, and that's gonna be really hard to carry in formation. 115 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,895 Um... 116 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,646 Ooh, what about the bad kids? 117 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,776 They're kinda cool, in, like, a sketchy, alt kind of way. 118 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,569 The bad kids? 119 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,154 Are you sure you can handle that? 120 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,407 I mean, I toyed with the idea of hanging with them for a minute, but... 121 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:08,993 [WHISPERING] They smoke. 122 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,371 Yeah, smoking is gross, but what choice do I have? 123 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,206 Um... 124 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:16,250 Do you have black eyeliner and one of those little nose rings 125 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,627 that cartoon bulls have? 126 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,255 We'll do some light styling. 127 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,222 [GIRL] Yeah! 128 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,893 [GROANING] 129 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:36,979 [VOICE WAVERING] It's too small. 130 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,525 [CLEARS THROAT] 131 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:48,574 [TAPS FOOT] 132 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,077 [CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY] 133 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,160 Dude, you should get that throat thing checked out. 134 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,455 It could be enlarged adenoids. 135 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,998 Yeah, it's actually super dangerous. 136 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,893 It's like a chandelier hanging in the back of your throat. 137 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,277 If you choke on it, you could die. 138 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,295 Yeah. Well, I was clearing my throat 139 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,465 to get your attention off of whatever idiotic Jonas Brothers bullshit 140 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,776 you were staring at on your phone. 141 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,634 Jonas Brothers? 142 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,397 Yeah. Because I'd like to review our skip. 143 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,139 It's a bit of a dated reference though, Bowsie. 144 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,201 - Although, they got together recently. - [STERLING] They put out a new album. 145 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,059 - I did not like it. - All right. 146 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,521 Clea Kincaid, twenty-four years old, 147 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,314 recent graduate of SCAD. 148 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,649 About six months ago, 149 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:25,027 she was arrested for cutting the head off a Confederate statue. 150 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,571 Her first victim... 151 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:32,577 was General Buford Leslie Woodlawn in Macon. 152 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:33,870 She was arrested. 153 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,996 She posted bail. 154 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,664 She skipped her court date 155 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,291 and has been on the I am ever since. 156 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,418 - Lamb? - [IN DEEP VOICE] Lamb of God! 157 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,502 [GASPS] 158 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,880 I have taught her something! 159 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,643 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, it's so loud in your room. 160 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,300 [BOWSER] Yeah, on the Lamb of God. 161 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,260 I got video from the night she was arrested. 162 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:52,930 [MAN] Have a comment, Clea? 163 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,307 Yeah, I've got a comment. 164 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,353 [HUMMING] 165 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,481 You get that? 166 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,774 Dang! This lady's a badass. 167 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,026 She's a very good dancer. 168 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,695 Okay, and she's continued beheading statues 169 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:08,988 while she's on the loose. 170 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,448 For the last three weeks, 171 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,992 she's hit a different statue every single night. 172 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:16,621 So, it's our job to figure out which one she's gonna hit next, 173 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,498 and arrest her in the act. 174 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,457 Shouldn't be too hard. 175 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,168 I mean, how many Confederate statues can there be in Atlanta? 176 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,411 One hundred and seventy four. 177 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,464 - Dang! - Dang! They know the South lost, right? 178 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,591 It is so weird what people get nostalgic for. 179 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,511 "Weird," "racist." Whatever you want to call it. 180 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,556 Exactly. Bowser, how can you want to arrest this woman? 181 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,934 Don't you support what she's doing? 182 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,687 You know... for black people. 183 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,771 She's a skip. 184 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,190 I don't see black or white. 185 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:45,858 All right? My motto is, 186 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,736 "You take the assignment, you bring in the fugitive." 187 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,006 Your motto is, "The road to Heaven is paved with sprinkles." 188 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,366 That's my yogurt motto! I'm talking about my bounty motto. 189 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,326 Sterl, you can't be on board with this, right? 190 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,371 You know, I'm having a really rough time lately 191 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,099 and bounty hunting is the one thing that actually makes sense to me. 192 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,875 So can we please just do our job? 193 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,627 [GROANS] Fine. 194 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,379 But I'm not gonna cuff her. 195 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,173 And I'm bringing a snack for her ride to jail. 196 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,301 Something... Sour Patch. 197 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,596 Last night's statue was here. 198 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,434 General Tobias Xavier Mulch. 199 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,603 Hey, I know that statue. 200 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,063 It's right near Franklin High. 201 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,524 That's where Sterling debated Tammy Rutledge so hard 202 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,276 she got her period. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 203 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,319 Well, technically, I lost due to points, 204 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,406 but I count Tammy getting a stress-induced menstruation as a win. 205 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,408 - So... - I got it. 206 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,326 What you got? 207 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,120 I see a pattern. 208 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,250 It's a penis. 209 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,336 Oh, God, I think we're gonna need outside help for this. 210 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,963 You know, our dad gets mailers 211 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,716 from the Confederate Historical Society here in town. 212 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,510 They sponsor his Civil War Reenactment League. 213 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,220 See, that's why I keep you guys around. 214 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,138 Wait, she's right. 215 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,101 Look, the little traffic thingies are testicles. 216 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,661 - [BLAIR] But there are three thingies. - [STERLING] Yeah, some people have three. 217 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,104 Remember... what was his name? 218 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,064 - Dwight, no... - Declan Wright. 219 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,750 Declan Wright, and he went horseback riding 220 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,043 and one of his balls split in half? 221 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,695 My gosh, he was in my second semester study hall. 222 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,964 Why was a senior in your study hall? 223 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,948 Because I dropped Chorus second semester, 224 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,867 so it ended up putting me at a weird time 225 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,510 - in study hall time. - I remember that. 226 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,388 And then I ended up getting to sit with the seniors, 227 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:24,132 which was really cool, because that's how I met that blue-eyed guy... 228 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,251 [TIRES SCREECH] 229 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,378 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 230 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,588 [MUSIC STOPS] 231 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,798 So, tell me what you like better. 232 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,360 Should I get one of those tattoos that goes across your stomach 233 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,886 and says something like, "Freedom," 234 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:40,723 or should I cut my hair and do, like, a mohawk with bangs? 235 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,309 - I don't know. What do you think? - What has gotten into you? 236 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,353 I've been reborn a single lady 237 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,520 and I want to show it. 238 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,999 Now that I've unbuckled myself from "Jennings, the human speed bump," 239 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,399 I feel free. 240 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,610 Free to meet somebody interesting. 241 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:53,986 And dangerous. 242 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,406 Someone who will, like, get jealous and stalk me. 243 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,034 And maybe break in our house in the middle of the night 244 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:00,951 and watch me sleep. 245 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,155 And I realize, as I'm saying this, this is a bad idea. 246 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:07,208 I'm just saying I want to meet somebody interesting and cool. 247 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,377 - Bazinga! [LAUGHS] - [BLAIR] Not a total dork. 248 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,587 Oh, Blair. Blair, hey. 249 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,381 - Me? - Yeah. 250 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,466 - Oh, hey. - Hey. Um... 251 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:19,095 So, you know, I just wanted to follow up on our text message exchange. 252 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:20,970 You know? 253 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,889 Our... Our date. 254 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,184 I'm sorry, I've been so busy. 255 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,727 There was a Blood Moon. 256 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,563 Plus, you know, the economy. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 257 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,774 - So... Oh. - Well, no, that's okay. 258 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,777 Um... Because I'm free whenever you're ready to get together. 259 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,903 We're together right now. 260 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:40,282 So, in a way, legally, we're already on that date. 261 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,076 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - I am such a third wheel. 262 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,054 I'm gonna let you two lovebirds be alone, and then I'll... 263 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,746 Okay, but no, you know, like a date. 264 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,208 It's when you go out with food, and music and stuff. 265 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,379 Um... Sure. Yeah. 266 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,715 Food and music. 267 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,217 - Yeah? - I'll... I'll text you. 268 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,300 Okay. 269 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,052 See you. 270 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,512 I'll see ya. 271 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,765 God, he's awkward. 272 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,642 [STERLING] Come on, he's sweet. 273 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,060 [BLAIR] Sweet is not my type. 274 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,229 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 275 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,901 Girls, where have you been? 276 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,946 You know how particular your grandparents are about punctuality. 277 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,198 Okay. Now you are to be on your best behavior. 278 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,491 - Do you understand? - Why? 279 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,160 Well, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 280 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,580 Your father is asking Big Daddy for a promotion 281 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,663 and it's very important. 282 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,426 So Sterling, do not play with your cuticles. 283 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,938 You know your grandmother hates that. 284 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,627 Blair... [SNAPS FINGERS] ...no politics. 285 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,172 During this lunch, climate change is not real. 286 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,630 - [BLAIR] Um... - Shh. 287 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,091 Smile. Smile. 288 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,259 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 289 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,342 Shoulders back. 290 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:47,975 Your bisque, sir. 291 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,185 Oh, dear. 292 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,686 Mmm. 293 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,439 Big Daddy, Mother, did y'all hear? 294 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,650 Sterling was chosen Fellowship Leader this year. 295 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,004 - Oh, that's wonderful, sweetie! - Congratulations, darling! 296 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,696 - What an honor! - That's just terrific! 297 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,660 [CHUCKLING] Thank you. It's no big deal, really. 298 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,426 I don't even really like talking about it that much... 299 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,285 No. She's so modest. 300 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,162 Oh, Debbie, I've been meaning to ask you. 301 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,705 How are your parents doing? 302 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,584 Uh... Well, they're dead, Mother. 303 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,837 [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] Remember they died in that private plane crash 304 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,088 when I was a teenager? 305 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,757 Oh, how silly of me. 306 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,760 I just can't get my head around them doing that. 307 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,138 You see, we Wesleys, we live. [CHUCKLES] 308 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,306 That's our thing. 309 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,550 [CLEARS THROAT] Well, tell me, how do you two like living out at the lake house? 310 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,437 Oh, we quite enjoy being out of the city, 311 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:37,399 what with all of its noise and bustle and diversity. 312 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,693 I'm happiest in my hunting blind 313 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,905 with a box of hollow-points and a flask of Buffalo Trace. 314 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:43,823 [CHUCKLING] 315 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,992 You know, since you've been out of the office so much, Big Daddy, 316 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,095 I've been stepping up, bringing in some big clients... 317 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,663 Yeah, I got a new gun, too. 318 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,040 But I read an article in Bullet and Bow 319 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,084 about how you can sneak up on the deer 320 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,628 and kill them execution style. 321 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,839 Probably takes some getting used to, 322 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,090 like switching putters. 323 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,634 [LIGHT LAUGHTER] 324 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,346 To be honest... I... I've been bringing in even more business than Deacon has. 325 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,349 Mm-hm. Yeah, I think he's even getting jealous of his little brother. 326 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,477 [LAUGHTER] 327 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,230 With all the work that Anderson has been doing for the company, 328 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,193 pretty soon you're gonna have to change the name 329 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,484 from, "Wesley and Son" to "Wesley and Sons." 330 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,070 Plural. Like making Anderson a partner. 331 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,323 I don't know how anybody can talk about work these days 332 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:30,661 with that lunatic running around decapitating statues. 333 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,207 [GROANS] Desecrating our proud Southern legacy. 334 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,295 - Don't do it. - I have to! For America! 335 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,838 Blair, no. You heard Mom. Stop it! 336 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,172 I can't. I can't help it. 337 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,883 It's like a sneeze. Here it comes! 338 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,467 I think what that woman is doing 339 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,094 is a brave political statement. 340 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,679 And I, for one, applaud her. 341 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,808 [MOTHER CLEARS THROAT] 342 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,269 [BIG DADDY] If y'all will excuse me, 343 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,898 I believe I will enjoy my bisque on the veranda. 344 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,624 Dang! 345 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,334 Look at this place. 346 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,255 Looks like a jerk-off booth for the Dukes of Hazzard. 347 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,175 Well, hello there. 348 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,927 Oh, what a wonderful sight, 349 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,845 to see two young people still dress up 350 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,222 to come celebrate their rich heritage as... 351 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,226 Oh... Okay, look, if y'all are protestors, 352 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,229 you need to stay at least five hundred feet from the front door. 353 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,440 We're not protestors. I'm a bounty hunter. 354 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,372 I'm trying to track down the woman who's decapitating those statues 355 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,945 - so I can arrest her. - Oh. 356 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,029 Well, I'm surprised, 357 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,865 - but I'm delighted to hear that. - All right. 358 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,909 I must say this whole Ben Carson experiment 359 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,535 is working out after all. 360 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,622 Um, we'd like to speak to one of the Sisters of the Confederacy, please. 361 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:57,724 Well, you got one right here. 362 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,208 Sister Jim, at your service. 363 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,126 Aren't sisters usually women? 364 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,253 Ah, that's an antiquated way of thinking. 365 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,548 It's 2020! Men can be women, women can be governors, 366 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,510 but not in Georgia, yet, thank God. [CHUCKLES] 367 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,553 Anyhow, how can I help y'all? 368 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,890 I'm telling you, I've looked at this thing a hundred ways 369 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,017 and I can't figure out any rhyme or reason 370 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,852 to which statues this woman is hitting. 371 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,896 It's not chronological, it's not alphabetical... 372 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,106 Could it be phallic-al? 373 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,941 Okay, enough with the "phallic-al". 374 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,859 What's this... emblem right here? 375 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,237 Oh. Oh, that's a commemorative emblem 376 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,440 for those who fought in the Battle of Peachtree Creek. 377 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,907 Huge victory for us! 378 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,785 Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that emblem before somewhere. 379 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,495 Where... There! Right here. 380 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,622 This guy. He fought in the same battle? 381 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,001 Gosh, maybe all these soldiers fought at Peachtree Creek. 382 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,759 He's right, they did. 383 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,927 [TAPS PHOTO] 384 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,679 Oh, my God, did we just solve a mystery? 385 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,390 Oh, my God! We're like Nancy Drew! 386 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,184 - [CHUCKLING] - Hey! Hey! Hey, come on! 387 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,104 What's happ...? Easy, Sister. Come on, Sister. 388 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,607 Wait... Wait, there's one that isn't listed in the Battle of Peachtree Creek. 389 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,069 - General Horace Grover Winfield. - [SISTER JIM] Well, that's right. 390 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,797 Winfield's regiment would have been occupied 391 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,906 in the Siege of Petersburg in July of '64. 392 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,491 [BOWSER] It's gotta be a mistake. 393 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,161 Maybe the list is wrong or maybe Clea messed up 394 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,581 and she thought Winfield fought at this battle, and he didn't. 395 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,791 It's too close not to be it. 396 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,209 It's gotta be Peachtree Creek. 397 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,333 We need to figure out who else fought in that battle 398 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,024 - that has a statue somewhere near the... - Rutherford Quincy Thigpen, 399 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,259 born 1830, died 1863 when he... 400 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,429 His statue was erected in 1919 in Bellwood Park. 401 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,512 Ew. 402 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,473 Erected. 403 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,556 Ew. 404 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,725 Ew. 405 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,952 - [BOTH GIGGLE] - It's so gross. 406 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,328 - It says it right there. - I know. 407 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,771 All right, so that's it, 408 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:44,873 - Bellwood Park. - Bellwood Park! 409 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,106 - That's it. - Okay. 410 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,914 'Sup? 411 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,626 Mind if I hang? 412 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,545 Shouldn't you be hanging out with your God gang? 413 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,172 Oh, I got kicked out. [CHUCKLES] 414 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,507 What for? 415 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,259 Intercourse, ever heard of it? 416 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,097 Uh, I'm in the market for a new crew. 417 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,515 What are you guys into? 418 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:20,932 Satanic temple. 419 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,563 [EXHALES DEEPLY] So, like... devil worshipping and stuff? 420 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,481 Even better. 421 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,900 We promote egalitarianism, social justice 422 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,543 and the separation of church and state. 423 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,570 Uh... 424 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,240 Through like, potions and hellfire 425 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,323 and, um... 426 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,828 [IN DEEP VOICE] Lamb of God. [CHUCKLES] My sister loves them. 427 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,080 No, through altruism. 428 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,166 Performance art, member gatherings and community outreach. 429 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,418 This is an after-school program 430 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,462 we run every day for the middle school kids. 431 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,684 We're actually looking for some volunteers, 432 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,216 if you want to sign up. 433 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,845 Oh, wow, that's a lot. 434 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,681 You know, I might have some potential conflicts, 435 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,349 but I will let you know. 436 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,726 Well, we have weekend events, too. 437 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,496 We're doing a car wash for Lupus this Sunday. 438 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,440 There's an extra goat torso if you're interested. 439 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,898 It comes with little horns. 440 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,026 [THUD] 441 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,029 [SIGHS] The life of a bad kid is so demanding. 442 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,473 - Separating churches from their states... - [MUSIC PLAYING] 443 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,868 - washing cars and... - Sounds like you dodged a bullet. 444 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,452 I am so upset. 445 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,416 I just wish this whole thing had never happened. 446 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,123 That you never had sex with Luke? 447 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,625 No, no. Luke and I are in love, 448 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,586 and I'm right with my God. 449 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,754 I just... [BREATHES DEEPLY] 450 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,257 I wish that I'd never admitted it in Fellowship, 451 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,050 because those judgmental jerks 452 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,178 view making love with your long-term boyfriend 453 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,388 on the same level as, like, mass murder. 454 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,057 I'm basically the Hillside Strangler. 455 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,517 You're a good person. 456 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,228 You cried last week when you stepped on that roly poly. 457 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,730 Well, he was just living his life. 458 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,813 Yeah. 459 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,524 I'll find my people. 460 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,401 - Yeah. - Yeah. 461 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,693 And what about you? 462 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,446 What about me? 463 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,490 Um, why are you bringing Miles to Bargain Hole? 464 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,869 I want this to feel as little like a date as possible 465 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,705 while still meeting the technical parameters of a date. 466 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,041 There's food and there's music. 467 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,877 Also, I really want to price one of those leather recliners. 468 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,921 I saw a picture of a cat curled up on one 469 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,380 and she looked so comfortable. 470 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,590 Cool. Okay. 471 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,634 Are you sure that you don't want to, like, go home 472 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,761 and change and shower though? 473 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,680 - You smell like the inside of a leg cast. - Ooh. 474 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,433 - Nah, I'm good. - Okay. 475 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,516 Okay. 476 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,811 - Oh, God. - You can do it. 477 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,189 [GROANS] 478 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,814 Love you! 479 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,805 [FUNKY SOULFUL MUSIC] 480 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,577 Hey. 481 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,081 Hot... Hey. 482 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,084 Hey, to you. And to yours. 483 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,378 I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood. 484 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,345 I thought tonight was supposed to be our date. 485 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,425 It... It is. [STAMMERS] 486 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,468 That's why I wanted to bring you 487 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,721 somewhere really special to me, 488 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,141 where I've had some of my happiest memories. 489 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,105 And I wore an outfit 490 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,983 that says a lot about me as a woman. 491 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,653 - And a goalie. - Yeah. 492 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,156 You look great. I love your outfit! 493 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,657 This? I just threw this on. 494 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,326 Came straight from the metal shop. 495 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,828 I'm in the middle of welding this copper monocle 496 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,456 for a Steampunk rave I'm DJing in Castleberry Hill. 497 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,415 So... 498 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,127 Let's go get some food, 499 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:20,797 and then we can... uh, check out the... 500 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,591 uh... Oh, the knife sharpening station, 501 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,510 because I... I, like, love danger. 502 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,722 - Cool. Yeah. - Cool, yeah. 503 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,360 Mm. 504 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,656 - Mm. - [COUGHS] 505 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,241 [CHUCKLES AND CLEARS THROAT] 506 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,078 - More tea? - Thank you, sure. 507 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,876 Now, are you sure that you and Big Daddy won't stay for dinner? 508 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:02,422 - You know, I'm roasting a chicken. - Oh, is that what that smell is? 509 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,675 [CHUCKLES] I thought maybe an owl got stuck in the bug zapper. 510 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,097 Ah. 511 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,390 How was wood chopping? 512 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,558 [MOTHER GASPS] 513 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,937 Anderson still doesn't know how to hold an ax like a man. 514 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,480 So, I told him to stop. 515 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,732 We'll try it again in a few months. 516 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,279 I... I think we should be gettin' back to the hotel. 517 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,199 Uh, are you sure y'all won't stay here with us? 518 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,951 We have so much room. 519 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,161 Oh, honey, we don't want to be a bother. 520 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,332 And besides, you have so much housework you obviously need to do. 521 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,626 Then we'll see you tomorrow at brunch. 522 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,336 - [BLOWS KISS] - Bye, now. 523 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,258 [DEBBIE] See y'all tomorrow! 524 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,887 Well, Anderson, what did he say? 525 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,014 He didn't say much. 526 00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,434 Well, he said I hold an ax like a penguin. [CHUCKLES] 527 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,436 And then he called me a penguin for a while. 528 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,563 And then he just shortened that to "Guin", 529 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,773 and then he stumbled into "Gwyneth Paltrow." 530 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:02,899 [SNICKERS] 531 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,025 He seemed to enjoy that. 532 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,445 No, no, no, what did he say about making you partner? 533 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,654 Oh. Um... 534 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:08,822 He never brought it up. 535 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,174 - He never brought it up? - Mm-mm. 536 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:12,242 Wha... You're supposed to bring it up. 537 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,762 You know full well Big Daddy isn't gonna bring it up himself. 538 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,121 Now's not the right time. 539 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,223 They'll be back at Christmas, 540 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,999 and he's always high on the Lord's birth. 541 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,167 I'll ask him then. 542 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,044 Christmas? Honey, why will you not just take the bull by the horns? 543 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,172 It's like I care about this more than you do! 544 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,757 It is like you care about it more than I do and... 545 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:29,426 Why is that? 546 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,109 I mean, it's not like we need the money. 547 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,656 Unless there's something I don't know. 548 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,557 I... 549 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,227 I just wish that you... 550 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,231 would stand up for yourself. 551 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,693 Huh? 552 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,740 What happened to the man that I married? 553 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,201 He wasn't afraid of anything. 554 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,163 I miss that man. 555 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,770 [MUSIC PLAYING] 556 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,646 Oh, how's your Ensure? 557 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,065 It's... plain. 558 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,273 Yeah, good, right? 559 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,567 My dad drinks wine like this... 560 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,487 [SLURPING] 561 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,450 Yeah. 562 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,411 [BLAIR CLEARS THROAT] 563 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,499 Hi. Two taquitos, please. 564 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,125 Sorry, I just gave out my last one. 565 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,379 Uh... Do you think you could just heat up some more? 566 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,797 We've been waiting in line. 567 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,759 Okay, that's... Yeah, that's no worries. 568 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,511 I'm taking the crumb napkin. 569 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,305 - You're gonna take the crumb napkin? - Yeah, because it just... 570 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,890 Oh, my God, it looks so delicious. 571 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,100 Thank you, so much. 572 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,183 Have a blessed day. 573 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,479 Come on. Let's dine on the patio, shall we? 574 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,195 So this is nice. 575 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,449 So, what kind of music do you listen to? 576 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,452 I've been listening to a lot of Linqua Franqa, Lil Keed. 577 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,289 Yeah, the new Thouxanbanfauni? It's dope. 578 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,500 Thou-zan... 579 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,728 - Thouxanbanfauni. - [WOMAN] Hi, there. 580 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,046 Interested in the Vera Cruz seven-piece, I see? 581 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,048 Do you mind? We're on a date right now. 582 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,132 A date? 583 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,260 At... Bargain Hole? 584 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,642 Wow. 585 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,145 Actually... um, I gotta get going. 586 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,271 Going? Where? 587 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,457 It's early. We should catch a flick in the TV section. 588 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,025 I think Zootopia just started. 589 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,169 I promised my sister I'd come to this party she's having. 590 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,195 Oh, a party. Perfect! I'll come with you. 591 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:58,325 Oh. Uh... 592 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,160 Actually, I just had this great idea. 593 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,995 I'll change first and meet you there. 594 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,457 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay, um... text me the addy. 595 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,459 [CHEWING] 596 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,336 ...and the football team already had tryouts. 597 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,795 And I can't do cross country 598 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,632 because running makes me carsick, you know? 599 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,635 And soccer's just for French people. 600 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,219 This is hopeless. 601 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,055 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 602 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,324 Without a team to be a part of, 603 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:24,142 my life literally, literally has no purpose. 604 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,561 [STERLING] Hey, we're Team SterLuke. 605 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,980 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 606 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,960 Hey, I thought I wasn't supposed to pick you up for another hour. 607 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,236 Get over here now and pick me up! 608 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,040 What's wrong? Did Miles do something creepy? 609 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,990 No, worse! He's hot! 610 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,451 What? What's the problem, then? I don't understand. 611 00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:43,745 Just... stop asking questions, there's no time. 612 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,681 We're going to a college party with him. 613 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,873 So, just get over here, stat! 614 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,041 A college party? 615 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:49,793 Wait a minute, that's perfect! 616 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,812 That's who I should be hanging out with, college kids! 617 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,916 Everybody here is either too intense or too immature. 618 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,191 I need friends who are, like... 619 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,550 Just get the hell over here and pick me up! 620 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:58,802 Miles is hot! 621 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,887 I repeat... Miles is hot! 622 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,430 Okay. 623 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,188 I gotta go, babe. Blair needs me. 624 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:11,189 You gonna be okay? 625 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,358 Wait, what? You going to a college party? 626 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,944 Someone's hot at a college party? 627 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,073 I'll be fine. 628 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,573 [DOOR OPENS] 629 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,701 [DOOR CLOSES] 630 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:28,998 We, uh... have this space reserved. 631 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,082 Oh. 632 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:31,875 Uh... 633 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,045 You all right, bud? 634 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,549 Uh, actually, no. 635 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,174 Not really. 636 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,719 If you got the blues. 637 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,696 You know what to do with 'em, don't ya? 638 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,639 [STRUMS TONE] 639 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,146 [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 640 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,531 [FUNKY SOULFUL MUSIC] 641 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,500 [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 642 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,592 Wow, college kids! 643 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,219 Philosophical, deep, no boundaries. 644 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,405 Why didn't I think of this sooner? 645 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,430 These are my people! 646 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,556 Shh. 647 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:28,308 Hey. 648 00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,518 Dude, I'm trying to make Miles think that I'm cool. 649 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,520 Can we just... be chill? 650 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:49,287 Oh, hey, take my photo. I want to put it in my story 651 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,639 so that everyone can see me partying 652 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,081 with my cool, new college friends. 653 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,583 Drinking is bad, Sterl. 654 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,670 Yeah, well, so is icing out your peer for enjoying pleasures of the flesh. 655 00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:57,921 - Take the photo. - Okay. 656 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:01,799 [BLAIR GIGGLES] 657 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:04,719 I mean, if you're gonna do it, just go for it. 658 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,054 That looks really fake. 659 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,889 - Like, put it to your lips. - Okay. 660 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,059 - Ooh. - Oh. 661 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,317 Oh, no, a little got in my mouth. What do I do? 662 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,148 - Water? - Wait, this tastes pretty good. 663 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,809 Why does everybody say that alcohol tastes like poison? 664 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:20,985 It does not taste like that. 665 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,488 Does poison taste like cherry? 666 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,158 All right, we only have two hours 667 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,562 before we have to go meet Bowser. 668 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,618 I'm gonna go find Miles. 669 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,079 Okay. I'll be chill. 670 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,039 It's time for the Blair Show, baby. 671 00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:40,630 Sterling Wesley, how the heck are ya? 672 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,465 [CHUCKLES] Hey. 673 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,432 Mm-hm. 674 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,394 All right. [EXHALES DEEPLY] 675 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,064 Prepare to have your ass kicked, fruit. 676 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,275 [VIDEO GAME BLEEPING] 677 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,322 [RUSTLING] 678 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,884 [LIQUID DRIZZLING] 679 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:26,967 Freeze! 680 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,680 Oh. Damn it, you made me pee on my watch. 681 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:31,763 Sister Jim? 682 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,285 - What the hell are you doing here? - Same as you, Bowser. 683 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,935 Making sure we catch our bandit. 684 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,437 Figured you need some help. 685 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,274 Come on, we're cooking up some sausages 686 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:42,692 on the engine of my Chevy. 687 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,153 Did you say "we"? 688 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:47,989 What do you mean, "we"? 689 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,535 Y'all, this is the bounty hunter I was telling you about, Bowser. 690 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,747 Bowser, this is Sister Rick, Sister Todd 691 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,498 and that there is Sister Ned. 692 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,751 Sister Ned just got released on parole this afternoon. 693 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,128 Spent a year in prison on a felony charge. 694 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:03,731 - Oh, yeah? Which one? - [MUSIC PLAYING] 695 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,755 Indecent exposure. 696 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:05,632 Whipped my johnson out 697 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,884 at a Kid Rock concert over at the Speedway. 698 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:09,969 [ALL CHUCKLE] 699 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,429 I was asking which prison, 700 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:13,181 but... good to know. 701 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,641 Damn excited for tonight. 702 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,267 We gonna get her, ain't we? 703 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,727 [CHUCKLING] No. No. No. 704 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,562 We're not gonna "get her." 705 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:22,857 Uh... I'm gonna arrest her and deliver her back to the court. 706 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,484 Yeah. That's right. 707 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:25,401 We gonna get her. 708 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,736 - We gonna get her good! - Yeah. 709 00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:27,820 [SISTER NED LAUGHS] 710 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,781 You know, I almost dated a black woman once, 711 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:32,533 but every time I asked her out, she said no. 712 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,911 Really? I'm shocked. 713 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,705 Yeah. Hey, would you guys excuse me for a moment? 714 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,541 I'm gonna take a walk and look at the statue. 715 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,125 All right? 716 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:43,835 [SIGHS] 717 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,422 Get away from you backwoods, dick-waving, 718 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,967 engine-block-sausage-eating motherfuckers. 719 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,636 What have we got here? 720 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,347 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 721 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:56,432 [MEN CHATTER] 722 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:09,903 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 723 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:13,782 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 724 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,127 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 725 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:26,879 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 726 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,297 All right, shoot already. 727 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,384 [MAN] Whoo! 728 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:33,177 [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 729 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,059 [CHEERING] 730 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,094 [CHEERING AND MUSIC CONTINUE] 731 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,298 So good! 732 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,259 You should try it. Look. 733 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:01,158 You know, I heard Michelle Alexander talk about that. 734 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,892 She called the private prison industry 735 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,645 "this hungry beast with an insatiable appetite." 736 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,605 [WOMAN] Wow. 737 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,566 Look at Tonya's little brother going to Michelle Alexander lectures. 738 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,527 Next time, you should bring me as your date. 739 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:21,095 This college chick is trying to lure Miles away from me 740 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,638 with her extra-ass college smart talk. 741 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,662 What should I do? 742 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:27,625 [DRUNKEN GIBBERISH] Well, you know... ladies do... but I said, 743 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:30,086 "Sixty bucks and get off my property." 744 00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:32,755 - What? - [BELCHES] 745 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:40,680 Um... Yeah. Speaking of our broken criminal justice system, 746 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,516 I'm thinking about writing a thes... is 747 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:47,228 about the, um, decapitated statue case? 748 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,438 I really respect Clea Kincaid. 749 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,440 She is so brave. 750 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,588 That's something we can all agree on. 751 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:54,651 Oh, can we? 752 00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:58,364 Can we... all agree? 753 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,866 Um... 754 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,118 Yes? 755 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:05,204 So, we're all supposed to, uh, have the same opinion because we're black? 756 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,455 What? No. 757 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,750 Because she's taking a stance against symbols of hate. 758 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,838 Yeah, uh, first of all, tearing down those statues hurts us. 759 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:14,755 Why? 760 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,900 Who do you think's tax dollars are gonna be diverted to pay for 'em? 761 00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:18,050 They're not gonna fix them. 762 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,987 Because you already know some right-wing faction's 763 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,280 gonna fight to have them repaired. 764 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,823 Don't think it's not already happening. 765 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,725 Secondly, I believe those statues have to stay up 766 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:28,394 as a reminder of the atrocities committed. 767 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,105 It's like the greatest drunk text of all time. 768 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,566 You just can't take that shit down from the cloud. 769 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,694 Those statues need to stay there, forever. 770 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,506 [BLAIR] Oh, my God, so you're saying you actually side with the people 771 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,783 who want to catch Clea and put her in jail for her political statement? 772 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,243 No, I don't side with them! 773 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,245 - Well... - See, that's your problem. 774 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,390 - You think everything's black and white... - [SCOFFS] 775 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,249 right and wrong, column A, column B. 776 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,710 A guy who's worthy of your time 777 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,129 or a loser who parks cars. 778 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:57,089 What? That is not true. 779 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:02,386 Okay, maybe I didn't pick the best spot for a date. 780 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,472 - Sorry! - Don't be too hard on yourself. 781 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,390 Those little taquito crumbs 782 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,517 and the vanilla osteoporosis supplement, 783 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,769 wasn't all that bad. 784 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,646 See, just be real with me... 785 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:12,896 for a second. 786 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,149 You didn't want to date me. 787 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,318 You could've just said that. 788 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:21,197 Okay, first of all, it is not my fault that those taquitos ran out. 789 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,280 It's a numbers game. 790 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,723 You know that. And second of all... 791 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,368 Hey! I got it! I got it! 792 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,287 The next statue Clea's gonna hit is the... 793 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,915 - [VOMITS] - [CROWD GROANS] 794 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,668 [MAN, CHUCKLING] Nice! 795 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:36,837 Listen to me... 796 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,048 Um, can you please direct your words towards the sky, 797 00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,550 because your puke breath smells like pizza jello. 798 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:44,971 It's not Peachtree Creek that ties the statues together, it's schools. 799 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,097 They're all near schools. 800 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,766 - Come on, we gotta tell Bowser. - [MUFFLED] Okay, call him. 801 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,059 All right. 802 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:52,061 What are you talking about schools? 803 00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,896 The statue Clea hit last night 804 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,731 was right opposite Franklin High School, 805 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,441 and the one she hit the night before 806 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,736 was right opposite... um, Maxwell Junior High. 807 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,620 That's where Blair had that cross country meet 808 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:03,656 and she found that toe. 809 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:06,075 Um, no, it wasn't a toe. It had a hangnail. 810 00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:07,785 - [GROANS] - No, think about it, Bowser. 811 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:10,705 That's why Horace Grover Winfield doesn't fit in with the others. 812 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,498 He wasn't in the Battle of Peachtree Creek, 813 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:14,917 but his statue was right opposite Clayton Elementary. 814 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,270 [BOWSER] So, which one is she gonna hit? 815 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,588 Corporal Reginald Samantha Culbertson, 816 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,507 right opposite Split Rock Elementary. 817 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:24,510 It's the last statue within a mile of a school left in Atlanta. 818 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,387 All right, good. 819 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:27,969 I'll meet you there, then. 820 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:30,683 Meet who where? 821 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:31,766 [GASP] 822 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:34,979 Hey. I'm just going to meet a friend, that's all. 823 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:36,957 You wouldn't be heading off without us, would ya? 824 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,483 I mean, you don't want to go find this lady on your own? 825 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,027 She might get away. 826 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,070 You don't want that. Do ya? 827 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,158 No! 828 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,118 He's running! 829 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:51,537 Saddle up, Sisters! 830 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,205 Get the sausages off the engine! 831 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,207 Move it! Watch your fingers! 832 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,335 You ride shotgun! Let's roll! 833 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,003 [SISTER NED] Aw, hell! 834 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,841 [METALLIC GRINDING] 835 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:08,845 Ah. 836 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,144 [BOWSER] Clea Kincaid! Freeze! 837 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:16,312 [GRINDING STOPS] 838 00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:17,813 I'm a Bail Enforcement Agent. 839 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,941 Get down off of there and put that grinder away. 840 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:24,070 How about I shove it up your ass? 841 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,863 Now, how'd you know I was into that? 842 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,948 Put your hands behind your back, smartass. 843 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,242 You put your hands behind your back, motherfucker. 844 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,161 I'm taking this bronze bitch's head off 845 00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:33,996 and ain't a damn thing you can do about it. 846 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,041 Oh, my God. She's the coolest person I've ever seen in real life. 847 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,629 Look, kind of a lot of planning went into all this. 848 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,464 So I need to complete what I started, okay? 849 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,466 Come on, Bowser. Let her go. 850 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:47,635 This is my job, it's not a hobby. 851 00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:49,011 We're seeing this through. 852 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,681 I'm arresting Henrietta the Eighth here 853 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,100 and turning her in to the court. 854 00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,562 But... 855 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,818 I guess there's no extra harm 856 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,612 in letting you finish cutting off this dude's head 857 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,155 before I take you in. 858 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,532 [SUCKS AIR THROUGH TEETH] Yeah. 859 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:12,201 Thanks, I appreciate that. 860 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,245 Hey, Clea, 861 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:15,913 just one question... 862 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,833 Um, why schools? 863 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,128 Because I didn't like that every day, 864 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:25,089 kids were literally looking up to men who loved owning people. 865 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,257 Fuck that! 866 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,925 And I don't know if you guys noticed, 867 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,344 but the statues are in the pattern of a penis, 868 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,139 which is a subtle nod to institutional patriarchy. 869 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:34,722 Told ya! 870 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:35,850 All right. 871 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,352 Hey. Hurry up and finish up your work 872 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,728 so we can take you in. 873 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:41,855 Will do. 874 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,528 So, you do believe in what she's doing? 875 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,906 I never said I didn't. 876 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:52,867 [RETCHES] 877 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,784 What's happening? 878 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,163 I'm good. [CHUCKLES] I'm good. 879 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,122 - You good? - [RETCHES] 880 00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,205 - Don't... - Hey. 881 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:09,216 Well, we just cannot thank you enough for brunch, Debbie. 882 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,053 And what an unforgettable attempt at eggs. 883 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,680 [CHUCKLES] 884 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:18,225 Well... I suppose that's it, then. 885 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,394 We'll see y'all at Christmas. 886 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,482 I can't wait to see what sort of bamboo diffuser I'll get this year. 887 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,317 [MOTHER] Mm. 888 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,444 You know what, Big Daddy? 889 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,236 I got something to say. 890 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,656 For years you've been underestimating me, 891 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,493 making me feel small and insignificant. 892 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,954 Well, I've got news for you. 893 00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:41,248 I have been one of the biggest contributors 894 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,458 to the family business, 895 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,919 and I refuse to go on getting ignored by you. 896 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,215 So, I quit. 897 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:51,674 Wait, what? 898 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:54,428 Well, I have to say, I'm disappointed to hear that. 899 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,430 I'd hoped to fully retire this year, 900 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,183 and then you and Deacon would carry on my legacy. 901 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,685 You can take your legacy and stick it... 902 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:03,562 - [MOTHER GASPS] - Kent. 903 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,230 Mother... 904 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,084 From now on, if you don't have anything nice to say to my wife, 905 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,361 then don't say anything at all, if that's okay with you. 906 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,030 - Well, I... But... - Come on, Mother. 907 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:14,739 Let's go. 908 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,558 You just got your husband back, sugar snap. 909 00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,995 - [TIRES SCREECH] - [INDUSTRIAL METAL MUSIC BLARING] 910 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,546 You'll have to wait on the next valet to get back. 911 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:11,839 My shift just ended. 912 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:13,966 Oh, no, I'm not here to go to the club. 913 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,844 Um... I'm here to pick you up... 914 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,096 for our real date. 915 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,683 Oh, come on. 916 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,269 Give me another chance. 917 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:28,230 In my defense, I did not know you were hot. 918 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,358 You're always wearing this dork disguise, so... 919 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:35,987 You think I'm hot? 920 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,034 Let's go, hop in! 921 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:43,078 [MILES] She thinks I'm hot. 922 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,630 [INDUSTRIAL METAL MUSIC PLAYING] 923 00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,971 Oh, yeah, I listen to industrial alternative electronic metal. 924 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,181 All right. 925 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:05,976 [TIRES SCREECH] 926 00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:12,858 Well, I guess I'm just destined to walk the world alone. 927 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:15,694 - Oh, stop it. - You're not alone. You have me. 928 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,881 - I'll always be there for you. - [CELL PHONE RINGING] 929 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,574 - Thank you. - Oh, that's Miles. Hey, Miles. 930 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,243 [SIGHS] 931 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:33,253 [WHISPERING] She's here. 932 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,965 Sterling, we saw your Instagram story. You poor thing. 933 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:40,052 Drinking... at a party... [WHISPERING] ...with college kids! 934 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,889 You, like, totally hit rock bottom. 935 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,308 It wasn't that big a deal. I mean, I puked, but... 936 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,643 [BOTH GASP] 937 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,103 Well, I'm fine now, so... 938 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:50,229 [GIRL] Praise the Lord. 939 00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:52,106 How did you bounce back so quickly? 940 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,483 Um... 941 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:55,901 Through the power of Christ? 942 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,361 Well... 943 00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:02,491 only when things are darkest can the Lord's light truly be seen. 944 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,871 You know that feeling you get when you've sinned so hard 945 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,582 that there's just no repentance great enough? 946 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,208 No. 947 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,420 Oh, right, only I know what it's like 948 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,964 to have been shepherded back from the other side 949 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,215 by the Lord, Himself. 950 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,217 How would I describe that? 951 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:21,300 Um... 952 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,513 When you feel the Lord's hand in yours, 953 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,891 warm and calloused... 954 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:34,231 there's really nothing like it. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing... 955 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:35,941 ...warm... calloused... 956 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,361 Oh. Girl, I'm just gonna stay here with you. 957 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,196 [STERLING CONTINUES TALKING] 958 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,533 You ever read about... 959 00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:45,868 It's really similar to that. 960 00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:49,371 So, should we go ahead and cancel the grief counselor? 961 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,373 I think we could still get our deposit back. 962 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,541 Yes, Hannah B... 963 00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:56,170 cancel the grief counselor. 964 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:59,506 ...they land facing the right way 965 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,092 and then you have to drink all of the liquid inside it. 966 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:05,471 And that's what got me, friends. That's what got me. 967 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,768 Je... Mom! [CHUCKLES] 968 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:13,102 Drinking... 969 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,814 - at a college party. - [STERLING SETS PLATE DOWN] 970 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:19,276 Uh, no, Mom. I was just making a joke... 971 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,403 On... on social media. 972 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:24,114 Like, a commentary on our times. 973 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,618 You know, like memes and, um... 974 00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:29,702 Uh... 975 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,043 Sterling, if you want to live under this roof 976 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,836 then you live under our rules. 977 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,506 And one of our rules is, no drinking. 978 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,842 So, I guess you're not living under our roof, are you? 979 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,479 ["WILD CHILD" PLAYING] 980 00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:05,614 ♪ I'm fascinated ♪ 981 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:07,991 ♪ By the things you get away with ♪ 982 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,452 ♪ We live through your perfect face ♪ 983 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:14,623 ♪ You make me wanna say "Let's never be tied to anything" ♪ 984 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,960 ♪ You think you've heard it all ♪ 985 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,507 ♪ You think you've seen it all ♪ 986 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,301 ♪ Wild child ♪ 987 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,555 ♪ Let go of everything ♪ 988 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,598 ♪ Wild child ♪ 989 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,060 ♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪ 990 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,937 ♪ It's all wild child ♪ 991 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,399 ♪ Falling and fading ♪ 992 00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,706 - ♪ But remember when ♪ - ♪ Wild child ♪ 993 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,988 ♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪ 994 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:58,417 ♪ There's a part of you ♪ 995 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,961 ♪ That's always trying to get away ♪ 996 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,797 ♪ Doesn't even matter where or when ♪ 997 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:08,010 ♪ You make me wanna say I'll never turn my back on the world again ♪ 998 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,263 ♪ Just when you think you've seen it all ♪ 999 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,852 ♪ I don't think you've heard it all ♪ 1000 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:19,813 ♪ Wild child ♪ 1001 00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,066 ♪ Let go of everything ♪ 1002 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,110 ♪ Wild child ♪ 1003 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,488 ♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪ 1004 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:30,407 ♪ It's all wild child ♪ 1005 00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:33,827 ♪ Falling and fading ♪ 1006 00:48:34,536 --> 00:48:36,176 - ♪ But remember when ♪ - ♪ Wild child ♪ 1007 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,499 ♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪ 1008 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,056 I'm going out in the yard, practice my woodchopping. 1009 00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:59,477 What? 1010 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,062 Now?