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[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

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[EXHALES DEEPLY]

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[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

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- What? I didn't hear my alarm go off.
- That's 'cause it's only 6:23.

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Oh, give me my seven more minutes,

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- for the love of the Lord.
- No!

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I can't wait to tell you any longer.

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Oh, no. Did someone die?

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Please, don't let anyone be dead.

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No one died, except my former child-self,

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who was murdered by sex!

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Miles and I had sex last night.

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[SQUEALS]

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You've been waiting
for so long for this moment.

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I don't even know
what you're gonna obsess over now.

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Hey, shut up!

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Well, tell me everything. How was it?

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Okay, the first time was really slow,

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and romantic, and sweet, and gentle.

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Wait. The first time?

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Yes. And then the third time

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was really
this just surprised continuation

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of the end of the second time,

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but the fourth time was the best time.

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You had sex four times in one night?

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Mm-hm.

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I didn't know that was possible.
Why was the fourth time the best?

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Because that was the time I had an orgasm

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while he was inside of me.

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I had a sex-gasm.

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- You did?
- Yes!

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And it was, like, so different
than when I do it to myself, you know?

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But it was also different than when.

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Miles made it happen with other stuff.

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I can't really explain it.
It was, like, deeper.

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I saw fireworks or, like, fire dancers.

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People eating fire. I don't know.

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What did you see the
first time you came with Luke?

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Oh. Um...

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Like, balls of fire and God.

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He asked about Chloe, he's so nice.

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Cool.

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I'm sorry that I asked about Luke.

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Are you doing okay?

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Oh, better than him.

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Oh, my God, 27 text messages.

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Poor guy.

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Actually, props for his Bitmoji.
It's, like, really accurate.

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I don't know what to say. You know?

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Like... I don't want him to hurt,

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but I'm not actually feeling sad about it.

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And I'm trying to. Like...

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Like, last night,
I watched a really serious movie

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to try and make myself cry

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and I just ended up
feeling really smart and happy

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because it had subtitles.

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[SCOFFS] You never could have watched
that with Luke. He reads so slow.

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I know he's, like,
"Why would I read a movie?

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I don't drink meatloaf."

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I think you made the right choice.

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You deserve to be with somebody

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who makes you feel
the way Miles makes me feel.

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And how is that?

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Like a grown-ass woman.

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[THEME MUSIC]

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[VOCALIZING]

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[DEBBIE CLEARS THROAT]

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Jugo de Naranja?

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I went shopping
down at that Mexican market.

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I think we all need to learn
to broaden our taste buds.

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- [BLAIR] Mmm.
- [DEBBIE CLEARS THROAT]

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Okay, fine.

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Girls... [EXHALES DEEPLY]

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...we're going to have to cut
some corners now.

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[BLAIR] Now that what?

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Now that I'm unemployed.

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Your mother's pretty disappointed
about that, if you hadn't noticed.

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Well, I'm not disappointed, honey.

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I... I want whatever makes you happiest.

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Which, apparently,
is hunting deer on a weekday.

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[ANDERSON] It could be dinner.
Besides, it's been nice to relax a bit.

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Clear my mind.

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Think about what I want to do next.
[CHUCKLES]

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Please don't leave me, honey.

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Promise me you won't.

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- Promise me, baby.
- [CHUCKLES]

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Promise me, please, promise.

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Yeah. I promise. That's enough. [CHUCKLES]

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Anyway, Sterling's debate championship
is tomorrow.

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Exciting, right?

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[DEBBIE] Very exciting.

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I wish you'd let your father and me come.

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I'm sorry, Mom.
It's just, this one's a really big one

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and I don't want to panic and fold.

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And having you there
would only stress me out more.

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Your mother's always had
that effect on people.

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Wow. Mm.

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[ANDERSON] I wa...

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[ANDERSON SIGHS]

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[RECEDING FOOTSTEPS]

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Uh, wow.

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Mom and Dad
are both on their periods, it seems like.

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Did you know that guys
can get their periods, too?

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Like, hormonally?

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Of course I knew that.

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I know a lot of things.

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And... I know a lot of things
that you don't know.

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Sex has made you
a little bit insufferable.

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Listen up, forensics warriors.

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As you know by now,

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Willingham is hosting
the citywide tournament tomorrow,

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and we're going to do what?

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- Win!
- Oh. [SQUEALS]

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Now, "Winning isn't everything."

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Said no one in this room, right?

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Miss Johnson has graciously
volunteered to assist us.

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I assume you have debate experience?

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Oh, yes, sir.

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Oh, my mail person
was leaving things behind my planter,

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so I said, "Excuse me.

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Could you please put my stuff in my slot?

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Because we have gophers
and we have robbers."

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And so we had
this whole little back and forth.

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Oh, but now guess what?

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She does what I ask.

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On... On most days.

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Well, I can assure us all
that I know how to win a point

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and let me tell you,

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as the school's
first white female captain,

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I am honored to lead you.

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I miss Linda Chatterjee's grace
and unflappable cheer.

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I miss her too,

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but she has taken her formidable brain

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and remarkably large overbite

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- to the leftist coast at Stanford.
- [ELLEN] Hm.

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So, with the Lord's help,
we will soldier through.

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I've prepared dossiers
on every school's forensics captain,

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including this year's defending champion,
Craig Wu.

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[ELLEN] Ooh.

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The dossiers include:
Strengths, weaknesses,

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marital status of the parents

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and yes, perceived hotness
at their respective schools.

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All of us need to be on point tomorrow.

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We don't want any
screw-ups like last year.

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[SIGHS]

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Therefore, federal funding
for transportation infrastructure

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- should not be guaranteed.
- [TICKING]

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Isn't improving ports
the most federal of responsibilities?

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Federal government investment is needed

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to maintain the US as a world leader
in global commerce.

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- You make a great point.
- [TIMER BEEPS]

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[MAN] Don't worry, Wesley.

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Tomorrow's a new day,
so go get some sleep.

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And all of you, if you come in here
looking bleary-eyed,

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I will pin you down and Visine you myself.

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[EXHALES DEEPLY]

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Girls, try to remember
that you're on the same team.

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You used to be so close.

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I'm sure you can find that again.

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Just try.

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Coach, I was thinking about
bringing muffins to the other teams.

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I was thinking,
would you want to go in halfsies or...

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[ELLEN CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

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We used to be on the same page,
like, all the time.

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Did we?

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Maybe I blocked it out.

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Come on.

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Remember in fifth grade
when we convinced Mrs. Willis

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that we should have a lesson

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on the cultural significance
of the "Bad Blood" music video?

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Till that rat-faced Marcy Browning
reminded her of our quiz.

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She was the worst.

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Total narc.

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At least I still got 100 on that quiz.

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I got 95
because I spelled Quakers with a "C".

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"Quackers".

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It drove me crazy for, like, a month.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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We need to be
on each other's sides to win,

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but after tomorrow, it's back to normal.

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I.e., me knowing that you're fake

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and being the only person in school
who can see it.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

186
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Did you know that the French
call the moment of orgasm.

187
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"The Little Death"?

188
00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,629
Do you think cumming is like dying?

189
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If it is, then I'm like a cat
with nine lives,

190
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and I just used a big one.

191
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[CHUCKLES]
But I'm gonna need, like, 9,000 lives

192
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if I die a little bit
every time I have a sex orgasm.

193
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Ah, here it is.

194
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Okay. I think we've reached a point
in our relationship

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where I would like stronger boundaries.

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The next time Miles and I have sex
I'm going to be, like...

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[GRUNTING]

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And then I'm gonna flip him over

199
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and I'm gonna be like bam! Bam! Bam!

200
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And then he's gonna be, like... [MOANS]

201
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And then I'm going to do this thing
with my hips that I read about,

202
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and he's gonna be, like, [SQUEALS]

203
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Okay, I don't wanna hear anymore.

204
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,804
Wait, I'm just getting to the best part.

205
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,681
Then I'm gonna grab his neck
and I'm gonna pull...

206
00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,705
Stop it!

207
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,040
Dude, what's up?

208
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,459
I lied, I've never had
an orgasm with Luke! I...

209
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:49,963
Oh, shit.

210
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,260
Oh.

211
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[SIGHS] I'm so sorry.

212
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I thought he would have hit the spot,
like, at least once.

213
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,143
You know what they say,

214
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:05,187
"Even a blind squirrel trips over a nut
every once in a while."

215
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,772
We only had sex six times.

216
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,358
Um... [SIGHS]

217
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,653
Well, sex orgasms are really hard
for a girl.

218
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,740
I mean, did you ever get close
when he was going down on you?

219
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,619
We only did that one time
and, uh, it didn't feel very good.

220
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,472
One of the guys on his golf team said
that he should say,

221
00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:23,998
"Peanut butter lumberjack,"

222
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,792
and he almost suffocated.

223
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,961
Um, why didn't you tell him what to do?

224
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,921
What? You can't talk
during sexual activities.

225
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,799
What? How else is he supposed to know?

226
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,426
The only reason I came with Miles

227
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is because I told him precisely
how it works when I'm alone.

228
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,556
I literally wrote it down on my iPad

229
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,767
and showed him the notes
in between takes, I mean...

230
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- [GASPS]
- Hold on.

231
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,988
Did you ever use that vibrator
that I got you?

232
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,075
Or read any of those articles
on self-pleasure?

233
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,786
They were great
stocking stuffers, truly...

234
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,540
You've never masturbated.

235
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,584
Or had an orgasm.

236
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,043
At all.

237
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,755
No, and don't make fun of me. Or Luke.

238
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,255
We tried.

239
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,883
Hey, it's okay.

240
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,259
No judgment.

241
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,429
It's just...
it's a great use of after-school time

242
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,724
and then also, you get to tell somebody
exactly what it is you like.

243
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,228
I would highly recommend doing it yourself

244
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,705
before you go out on the open road.

245
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,147
Who says I'm going to do that?

246
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,942
Why wouldn't you?
The world is your jizz oyster.

247
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,610
- Ew.
- Look around you.

248
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,696
You can have any guy you want.

249
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,325
I guess I am kind of curious

250
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,411
to see what it's like
to kiss someone else, like...

251
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,497
maybe Darren Boggs?

252
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,580
Yes!

253
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,334
Ooh, or Brett McNease.

254
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,211
You could even touch his butt.

255
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,481
If you could get your hands
around that thing.

256
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,506
It's a monster.

257
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,567
I would never hook up with someone
from school, though,

258
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,902
so I can get called a slut again.

259
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,220
- Mm.
- I mean, me and God are cool.

260
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,641
But the Judgment
of the Willingham student body

261
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,892
is a different story.

262
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,185
[EXHALES DEEPLY]

263
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,231
Hey, who says
he has to be from this school?

264
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,945
You can scroll through Geekster.

265
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,536
Hey, he's cute in, like,
a Space Camp kind of way.

266
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,139
- [BLAIR] Hm.
- Always go for the nerds.

267
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,849
They're the ones
who end up being the most successful.

268
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,876
Excuse me!
We plan on making our own money.

269
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,545
Sure, mija, but I don't live
in a zero-sum world.

270
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,215
Money, plus more money,
equals fuck you money.

271
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,239
- [BOWSER] All right.
- Yes, it does.

272
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,511
Sent out mailers for free yogurt

273
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,764
to our list of low-rent Dekalb skips.

274
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,658
How do you know they're going to come?

275
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,143
Trust me, I've done this
a bunch of times in Florida.

276
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,061
Criminals are hungry, stupid people.

277
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,081
- That is a hurtful stereotype.
- I'm hungry, and stupid,

278
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,440
- and I'm not a criminal.
- So...

279
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,193
tomorrow, when they show up
with their bogus coupons,

280
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,652
we arrest them.

281
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,988
And then once we get a good-sized group,

282
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,740
we'll load 'em up in here

283
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,200
and off we go to the county jail.

284
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:06,702
Wait, is that tomorrow?

285
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,747
I started this out with, "So tomorrow."
Yes, Sterling.

286
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:13,167
Dang it! I thought it was Sunday.
I have my forensics tournament tomorrow.

287
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,295
Your forgetfulness
is disappointing but not surprising.

288
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,591
So here's who the three of us
will be apprehending.

289
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,219
This guy is missing four teeth.

290
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,554
Also, he's only worth 100 dollars.

291
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,224
Well, you don't need teeth for yogurt.

292
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,683
And yes, only a hundred,

293
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,187
but an easy day worth of these folks
is a pretty penny.

294
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,415
Speak for yourself.
A hundred for y'all if you bring him in,

295
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,733
if you don't,
that's negative one-thousand for me.

296
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,795
- [INHALES THROUGH TEETH]
- Wow, your business cycle

297
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,987
really relies on Bowser being good
at his job.

298
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,990
That's why my black book
of bounty hunters is very thick.

299
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,577
I rely on Bowser,
Terrance, Chuck, Perry D,

300
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,704
Michael, Rojelio, Jorge...

301
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,957
Okay, all right.

302
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,334
Enough naming your boyfriends.
I'm your favorite.

303
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,836
Not after this stupid plan.

304
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,337
- Stupid? [CHUCKLES]
- Mm-hm.

305
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,048
Instead of wasting whole days
chasing fifty buck skips,

306
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,675
they all come to us in one big bunch.

307
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,009
That's genius if you ask me.

308
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,427
Oh, Einstein.

309
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,347
Mm-hm. You're just mad
'cause you gotta get your hands dirty.

310
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,473
- [CHUCKLES]
- Please.

311
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,933
The old Yolanda used to love that.

312
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,935
- Oh, gross.
- Ooh, like how?

313
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,396
Wrangling drunks in the club. Mm-hm.

314
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,522
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

315
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,190
I was a cop, and she was a bouncer.

316
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,067
- Yeah.
- That's before she got soft.

317
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,987
[GASPS] You should talk, Krispy Kreme.

318
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,990
- [BOWSER MUMBLES]
- Although, I do endorse this shirt.

319
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,200
Oh, you got love for Tommy Bahama, huh?

320
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,911
Well, any place that sells a burger
and a blouse is okay with me.

321
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,581
[YOLANDA AND BOWSER CHUCKLE]

322
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,249
What the actual heck?

323
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,212
She's basically
undressing Bowser with her eyes.

324
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,687
I think she was just
complimenting his shirt.

325
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,545
But it's hideous.

326
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,381
She obviously wants to get with him,
sex style.

327
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,342
Sex. She wants to have sex with him

328
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,570
and we need to clear the way.

329
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,345
But wait, he married her sister,

330
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,680
so if he sleeps with Yolanda,

331
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,199
it's like he's sleeping with his sister.

332
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,726
But in reality, Yolanda was already
his former wife's sister

333
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,287
when they did the dirty the first time,

334
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,747
so, technically, they've been doing
an incestuous ménage à trois

335
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:58,856
this entire time.

336
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,960
Wow, your brain works really quickly
when it comes to intercourse.

337
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,569
Yeah, it does.

338
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,032
Hey Bow-Wow,
I can't attend coupon day either

339
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,327
because I have to go support Sterling
and be her good luck charm.

340
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,703
[GASPS] Aw!

341
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,204
I always lose in the first round.

342
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,040
Yeah, that's because I'm never there.

343
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,085
So, I guess you guys are
doing this thing together.

344
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,672
[CHUCKLES] Oh, my gosh.
You guys are so cute.

345
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,008
- [CELL PHONE CLICKS]
- [BLAIR] Ohhh.

346
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,802
I'll send it to you.

347
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,264
[GASPS]

348
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,558
Oh. [CHUCKLES]

349
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,352
Can I borrow this?

350
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,063
Depends. You gonna bring it back?

351
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,483
If the way I borrow Sterling's bras
is any indication,

352
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,817
probably in two to three years,

353
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,421
and may be stretched out a little bit.

354
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,738
- Fine.
- Thank you.

355
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,093
Thanks for coming with me tomorrow.

356
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,203
I really wouldn't mind
kicking butt for a change.

357
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,286
Don't be weird.

358
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,729
I just said that to give Yolanda
and Bowser time to get busy.

359
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,809
Really, I'm going to hang out with Miles,

360
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,462
make sweet love, and talk about
adult things like the Federal Reserve

361
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,339
- or doing laundry.
- Thrilling.

362
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,633
Hey! Hit me as hard as you can.

363
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,385
It's designed to stop bullets, not hands.

364
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,971
Just pretend that you're an immature
teenage bank robber

365
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,890
and I'm a sexy adult
FBI agent trying to stop you.

366
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,558
Okay, fine!

367
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,394
But I'm a grown-ass bank robber

368
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,480
with an opioid addiction
and a really tragic backstory.

369
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,607
Wait! Opioid addiction isn't funny.

370
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,735
Okay, fine. No addiction, just still
a really tragic backstory, okay?

371
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,238
[BOTH GRUNTING]

372
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,115
I can take you. Oh, my God!

373
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,866
[GIGGLING]

374
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,995
[CAR APPROACHES]

375
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,419
- Was that Mom?
- I think so!

376
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,480
Did she just see us standing
in front of an RV with bail bonds

377
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,631
- and me in a bulletproof vest?
- Looks like it.

378
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,632
Holy shit.

379
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,134
Oh, we're so busted!

380
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,654
- Mom knows we're bounty hunters!
- Mom thinks we're slacking off at work...

381
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,887
We're bounty hunters!

382
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,472
That's what I was gonna say.

383
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,399
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Mom. Hope you had a great day.

384
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,859
We totally did. We worked so hard.

385
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:10,320
Yeah, which you already know since
you saw us outside the yogurt shop today.

386
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,489
Yeah, you should have stopped and said hi.

387
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,407
We would have introduced you

388
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,160
to this wonderful, incredible woman
that Bowser knows.

389
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,412
Her name is Yolanda and she's a nun,

390
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:22,124
and she drives around delivering yogurt
to underserved youth.

391
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,418
She's bailing out hunger.

392
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,670
[STERLING]
Yeah, while also creating a bond.

393
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,132
You might have also noticed
that new vest that I was sporting.

394
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,843
It's from H&M,
their new Desert Storm collection.

395
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:33,969
What a deal.

396
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,053
[FORCED CHUCKLE]

397
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,266
Right. Well, yeah,
and I would have stopped myself,

398
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,286
but I was having drinks
with the girls across town

399
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,020
and I was in a big hurry. [CHUCKLES]

400
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,248
She got a promotion, Sheila did,
so we were celebrating.

401
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,857
Anyway... Um...

402
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,821
I know that I've been acting... [GIGGLES]
stressed out lately,

403
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,991
but I want you both to know
we are all good here.

404
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,993
- Okay?
- Okay.

405
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,703
Okay. Come here.

406
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,621
[CHUCKLES]

407
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,704
[KISSING]

408
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,414
Love y'all.

409
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,340
She was lying.

410
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,425
No, she wasn't. You're so dramatic.

411
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,803
Lack of eye contact,
quickly changing the subject,

412
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,513
and since when does Mom ride in an Uber?

413
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,973
She says that she hates them
because they smell like people.

414
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,227
What does Mom have to lie about?

415
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,646
I don't know,
but she's obviously hiding something.

416
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,249
We just have to figure out what it is.

417
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,649
No, we don't.

418
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,110
We both know Mom can be
a bit much sometimes

419
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,963
but actually, with all things considered,
she's been pretty cool to me lately,

420
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,757
and I think that she deserves
the benefit of the doubt.

421
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,366
Of course she's been cool to you.

422
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,617
You're her favorite.

423
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,202
I don't have that luxury.

424
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,663
I can see her way more clearly
than you can.

425
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,666
You're... a parakeet
living in her gilded cage.

426
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,793
I look nothing like a parakeet.

427
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,712
An eagle maybe,
or, like, a really pretty hawk.

428
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,674
Nope. You're a tiny blonde parakeet

429
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,467
and I'm a sexy, wise raven

430
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,846
living outside the cage
with no access to bird food or water.

431
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,056
She's up to something.

432
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,889
I'm gonna figure out what.

433
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,270
Wow, you are really taking this
"sex-gave-me-X-ray-vision" thing

434
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,229
to a whole new level.

435
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,314
It's right there
in front of our faces, Sterl.

436
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,733
Or you're making it up out of boredom,

437
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,443
like that summer the pool shut down

438
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,697
and you thought that Mrs. Miller
across the street was burying a body.

439
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,449
[GRUNTS]
Who gardens at one in the morning?

440
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,534
Like, nobody!

441
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,456
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

442
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,471
Sterling! You look amazing.

443
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:42,907
I know you're gonna do great today.

444
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:43,931
And I...

445
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,018
[GROANS] I can't.

446
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,437
I attempted to picture you
as someone I love and respect,

447
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,980
but it's too much work.

448
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,833
- Even God rested on the seventh day.
- Wu! Wu!

449
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,777
Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

450
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,654
Wu! Wu! Wu!

451
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,407
There he is. Craig Wu.

452
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,577
Last year's champion,
this year's roadkill.

453
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,830
And not the cute kind
where they look like they're sleeping.

454
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,792
[EXHALES DEEPLY]

455
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,255
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

456
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:18,841
Hey.

457
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,891
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

458
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,059
- [BLAIR] Hey.
- Hey.

459
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,812
Um, I don't know if I could
do this whole Geekster thing.

460
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,981
I mean, I'm excited to explore but I...

461
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,108
But nothing. Just pick one and hop on.

462
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,711
Okay. What does that even mean?

463
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,570
It means don't overthink it.

464
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,447
You've never even kissed another guy.

465
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,740
Just experiment.

466
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,402
You're in the driver's seat.

467
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,617
What?

468
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,013
Am I just supposed to walk up
to one of these guys

469
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,117
and be, like,
"Hey, do you want to make out with me?"

470
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,209
Whoa.

471
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,460
Your tongue is scratchy.

472
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,963
Like a cat's.

473
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,756
Did you like it?

474
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,509
Yeah, I did.

475
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,388
Wow. Thank you for broadening my horizons.

476
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,722
Good luck on your debate.

477
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,482
Welcome.

478
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,151
Morning.

479
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,863
I'm here for my free yogurt.

480
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,467
- Do you have your coupon?
- Yes, sir. Got it right here.

481
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,325
Uh-huh.

482
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,745
Well, if you just follow me into my office
and fill out some paperwork,

483
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,080
we'll get you your yogurt.

484
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,665
[CHUCKLES]

485
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,378
Welcome to the party, my bro.

486
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,880
I'm gonna sue y'all, I really am.

487
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,968
Do I still get the yogurt?

488
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,053
Sure, we'll give it to you
on your way to jail.

489
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,703
I mean, everybody's parents have stuff
they don't want you to know about.

490
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,229
Doesn't mean it's all secret,
evil Darth Vader stuff.

491
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,647
Then why hide it?

492
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,608
Look, if she's spending
this much energy lying about it,

493
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,444
it must be serious.

494
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,987
Not necessarily.

495
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,279
Take my mom,

496
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:07,242
the first and only African-American
female senator from our district.

497
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,246
- Mm-hm.
- Check it, she doesn't know I know this

498
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,372
but before her last election,
she went to a tanning salon.

499
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,457
What?

500
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,959
Her media consultant
said that her skin tone

501
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,753
polls differently in different regions

502
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,338
based on the socio-economic makeup.

503
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,839
- I...
- Yeah, I don't know.

504
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,066
She had this big debate coming up.

505
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,676
Let's just say she went
from latte to mocha.

506
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,137
By the time we got to Bankhead,
she was black, no sugar.

507
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,805
- No! [LAUGHS]
- [APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]

508
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,351
Well, hello there, Miles.

509
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,269
I didn't know that you two
were here...

510
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,813
alone. Hm.

511
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,167
Seems like I could have gotten
a text about that.

512
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,652
Uh, Dad's out back in the wood shop
whittling ducks.

513
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,237
Good, money right in our pockets.

514
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,656
Well, hello, Miss Wesley.
You look very nice today.

515
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,200
Oh, well, thank you.

516
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,660
You certainly know how to flatter.
[CHUCKLES]

517
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,954
You must get that from your mother.
Always campaigning?

518
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,516
You know, I know that your mother
and I have different politics.

519
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,167
Oh, Lord, that straw ban...

520
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,480
Makes it impossible to drink an iced latte
without messing up my lipstick,

521
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,339
but, nonetheless, I am so glad

522
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,674
that Blair can be around
different kinds of people and...

523
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,595
absorb... er... different cultures.
[CHUCKLES]

524
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,973
Oh. Uh, yes.
It's such a complete pleasure to be...

525
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,267
black in front of your daughter.

526
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,437
Good.

527
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,772
Good.

528
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:22,526
Um, I'm gonna run out
and go do some errands. And you two?

529
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,569
We're just gonna hang out...

530
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,489
and watch cartoons.

531
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,949
You know, childlike things.

532
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,118
Well, I'll be back in a little bit.

533
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,161
Oh, and, uh...

534
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:36,832
[CLICKS TEETH]

535
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,083
Leave room for Jesus.

536
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,251
- Yeah.
- Oh.

537
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,334
Got it.

538
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:43,672
[BLAIR] Bye.

539
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,881
[DEBBIE] Bye!

540
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,008
Let's go.

541
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,552
- What? Go where?
- [DOOR SHUTS]

542
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:49,678
We're going to follow her.

543
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,906
She's up to something
and I want to figure out what it is.

544
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,515
Do we really have to be spies and shit?

545
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,891
I just wanted to kick it.

546
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:56,892
Think about it this way.

547
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,146
We actually are spies,

548
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,481
and we're on a super dangerous mission

549
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,983
to bring us closer...

550
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,444
and closer.

551
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,782
It is very hard to argue with you.

552
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,451
Mm-hm.

553
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,997
And you get to absorb
more of my culture on the way.

554
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,000
Please erase that interaction
from your memory.

555
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,793
Mm-mm, no. It's already ingrained.

556
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:23,752
Please!

557
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,089
[TAPPING OVER LOUDSPEAKER]

558
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,716
Good morning, everyone.

559
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,552
And welcome to Willingham Academy

560
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:35,223
for the Southeastern Semi-Quarter
Regional Forensics Tournament!

561
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,307
[CHUCKLES]

562
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,896
Whoo!

563
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,272
Okay.

564
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:45,192
Now, today's topic is:

565
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,528
Should governments be held responsible

566
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,280
for economic reparations

567
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,992
for their own country's
historical injustices.

568
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,328
I'm about to text everyone

569
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:59,080
their first room assignments
and their opponents

570
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,417
in tres, dos, unos...

571
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:04,961
[CELL PHONE BLEEPS]

572
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,796
[MULTIPLE CELL PHONE ALERTS BLEEP]

573
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,798
[STUDENTS CHEERING]

574
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,176
[ELLEN] Whoo! Let's debate!

575
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,346
Remember,
you're the affirmative in this round

576
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,431
so affirm that dude's place in hell.

577
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,141
- Crusader-style!
- Got it, coach.

578
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,852
I know cross usually trips you up,

579
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,522
but don't focus on the curveball.

580
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,150
Just lean into it. Move when he moves.

581
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,360
Dance with him.

582
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,277
Sweet moves.

583
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,240
Why are you so relaxed?

584
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,951
You're usually crying hysterically by now.

585
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:39,579
I don't know, just feeling
as chill as a scratchy-tongued cat.

586
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,724
I don't know what that means.

587
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:42,791
Neither do I.

588
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,041
Just win.

589
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:49,839
Hello, opponent.

590
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,387
[TIMER STARTS TICKING]

591
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,347
I affirm that government
should be responsible

592
00:25:57,430 --> 00:26:00,767
for economic reparations
for their country's historic injustices.

593
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,602
Throughout our shared global history,

594
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,355
crimes against humanity
have had unintended consequences

595
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,356
that have yet to be remedied...

596
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,583
My opponent has made some valid points,

597
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,734
and sure, in theory,
reparations are great.

598
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,946
But who decides
the definition of an atrocity?

599
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,906
Well, let's start with six million Jews,

600
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,158
fifty million Africans who died
in the Middle Passage,

601
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,882
and the genocide of the American Indians.

602
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,663
Are you saying the nature of these horrors
are up for debate?

603
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,599
No, no, no, no, no,
that's not what I'm saying.

604
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,042
You... You...
You can't debate these kind of...

605
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,671
[ALARM BEEPS]

606
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,089
- [BEEPING STOPS]
- Time.

607
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,388
[SIGHS]

608
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,767
I won. I actually made it through
the first round.

609
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,104
Oh. I've never thought I would say this
to you at one of these tournaments,

610
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,148
but congratulations.

611
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,231
Thank you.

612
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,026
Are you on Ritalin or something?

613
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,236
Or did you go up a bra size?

614
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,321
No, why?

615
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,546
How are you getting all this confidence?

616
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,162
Just hitting my stride, I guess.

617
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,079
Uh, my dudes.

618
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,725
Could I trouble you for some water?

619
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,876
Yeah, you got to give us water.

620
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:09,836
Basic human right.

621
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,630
[BOWSER] We don't have to do shit. Huh?

622
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:14,966
You signed your rights away
the day the lovely Miss Yolanda here

623
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,259
generously paid your bond.

624
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,346
We didn't even get any damn yogurt.

625
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,930
And you promised.

626
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,932
Well, you promised you wouldn't skip bail.

627
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,100
Do you remember that?

628
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,394
[LOUD THUD]

629
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,104
[ENGINE RUMBLING]

630
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,899
["WORK IT" PLAYING]

631
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,359
My God!

632
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,526
Yay!

633
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,362
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

634
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,199
Sterling. Yes!

635
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:41,552
[WITH BRITISH ACCENT]
Many atrocities have proved the need

636
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,411
for just and impartial reparations.

637
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,955
For example, genocide of the Aborigines

638
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,875
is a classic tragedy
of epic proportions...

639
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,753
[CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

640
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,130
♪ I put my thing down
Flip it and reverse it ♪

641
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,840
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf ♪

642
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,467
I'd just like to congratulate you

643
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,552
- on your victory.
- I don't care. Just say words.

644
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,221
British words.

645
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:05,141
Uh, garage. Privacy. Aluminum.

646
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,434
Ron Weasley.

647
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,645
♪ Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya ♪

648
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,647
♪ This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta ♪

649
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,941
♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪

650
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,652
♪ Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah ♪

651
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,029
♪ Work it, I need a glass of water ♪

652
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,198
♪ Boy, oh boy, it's good to know ya ♪

653
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:22,367
♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪

654
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,703
♪ I put my thing down
Flip it and reverse it ♪

655
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:27,080
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf
Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

656
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,290
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf
Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

657
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,751
♪ If you got a big... [ELEPHANT TRUMPET]
Let me search ya ♪

658
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,504
♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪

659
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,757
How do you feel about
not asking questions, Miss Cathy?

660
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,217
Aye-aye, Cap'n.

661
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,890
♪ Sdrawkcab ti ekat ot ekil
YssiM yaw eht hctaw ♪

662
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,283
♪ I'm not a prostitute
But I could give you what you want ♪

663
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,393
♪ I love your braids
And your mouth full of fronts ♪

664
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:51,020
...in Rhodesia, by European nations...

665
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,231
♪ Keep your eyes
On my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪

666
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,358
♪ You think you can handle this
Badonka-donk-donk ♪

667
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,694
Should I... switch hands?

668
00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,904
♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪

669
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,407
♪ I put my thing down
Flip it and reverse it ♪

670
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,951
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf
Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

671
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,754
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf
Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

672
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,456
♪ If you got a big... [ELEPHANT TRUMPET]
Let me search ya ♪

673
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,833
♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪

674
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,210
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf
Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

675
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,087
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf
Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

676
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,964
♪ C'mon to my fellas ♪

677
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,802
♪ I like the way you work that ♪

678
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,221
So, in conclusion, what my opponent said

679
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,640
- is forensically unsupportable.
- Mm-hm.

680
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,684
[ALL MUTTERING]

681
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,021
♪ You sure know how to work that ♪

682
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,941
- All right! Yes.
- Yes.

683
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:38,817
Thank you.

684
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,110
Oh oh.

685
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:44,365
[ELLEN SIGHS]

686
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,537
[STUDENTS] Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

687
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,623
Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

688
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,708
Wu! Wu! Wu!

689
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,378
Turns out Craig had his own dossier on me.

690
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,922
You got out-dossiered?

691
00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:02,717
He said things about me
I've never told anybody in my entire life.

692
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,345
How does he know
I fell out of my canoe at camp?

693
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,430
I swam to shore by myself.

694
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,265
Why didn't you use your intel?

695
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:12,519
I was about to and then
he brought up my dad and I fell apart.

696
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,855
It sucks you're going through this.

697
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:17,815
It's all fine.

698
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,318
I'm still the team's first
white female captain,

699
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,487
and we... are still going to win.

700
00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,073
How? If Craig beat you,
what chance do I have?

701
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,867
[EXHALES DEEPLY]

702
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,953
You were
never supposed to make it this far.

703
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,913
So, he doesn't have a dossier on you.

704
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,583
Your being a giant nobody
has finally paid off.

705
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,501
Thanks?

706
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:39,295
All you have to do
is use this last bit of dirt.

707
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,464
It'll be the final nail in his coffin.

708
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,761
H... His mom slept with her trainer?

709
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:47,887
How do you know this?

710
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,639
I lift. I asked around.

711
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,265
Okay...

712
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,768
Um... How am I supposed to use this?

713
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,811
He's the affirmative.

714
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,230
Part of his case is built on
the personal anecdote

715
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:58,523
of his parents' divorce.

716
00:30:58,606 --> 00:30:59,816
It's that weird thing

717
00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,110
where you appear vulnerable
to appear strong.

718
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:03,653
He'll give you the opening you need.

719
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,822
I don't know if I can stoop that low.

720
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:07,949
He did it to me.

721
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,411
Besides, stooping low is something

722
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:14,163
you've proven yourself
very capable of in the past.

723
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,623
What's that supposed to mean?

724
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,668
Oh, please.
Back when we were friends in fifth grade

725
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,296
and you gave me away
to Jessica's group at recess.

726
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,548
What are you talking about?

727
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:24,883
You...

728
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,646
We just stopped hanging out
and you started hanging out with Jessica

729
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,387
because you had more in common with her.

730
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:31,889
No.

731
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,603
You very specifically
and intentionally gave me away.

732
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,814
You, and Blair, and Hannah S, and Hannah G
were playing soccer

733
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,942
and I was going to sit on the swings
and memorize the Republican presidents.

734
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,277
Then you came up to me.

735
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,112
You took me over to Jessica

736
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:48,531
and you said, "April's in your group now."

737
00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,534
And then you walked away.

738
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,786
I don't remember it like that.

739
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:55,954
I do.

740
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,335
I don't know... I don't know what to say.

741
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,505
If that's true, then I'm so sorry.

742
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:07,841
It doesn't matter.

743
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:09,761
The past is the past.

744
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:11,679
We're all adults here.

745
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,390
- No, April. I want to talk about it.
- We just did.

746
00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:17,851
So...

747
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,606
if you have a shred of decency,

748
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:23,775
you will bring up
this boy's philandering mother

749
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,610
in front of his friends and family.

750
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,037
[DUCKS QUACKING]

751
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,165
I am so bored right now.

752
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,084
I can feel my hair growing.

753
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,729
Either she starts selling drugs
in the next five minutes,

754
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:44,913
or I'm going to run her over.

755
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,299
[CELL PHONE DINGS]

756
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:51,511
[CELL PHONE CLICKS]

757
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,725
[CELL PHONE BLEEPS]

758
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:04,190
[CELL PHONE BLEEPS]

759
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,780
[CELL PHONE BLEEPS]

760
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,701
[CELL PHONE BLEEPS]

761
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:15,785
[CELL PHONE CLICKS OFF]

762
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,082
- Hey.
- Mm.

763
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,250
I have to get going.

764
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,794
I promised my mom I'd help stuff flyers.

765
00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:25,712
I'm sorry.

766
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,314
We didn't even get to the end
of the mission

767
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,008
where we get to, like,
bang in Thailand.

768
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,260
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, well,
that's what tomorrows are for.

769
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,343
- Oh, Yeah?
- Yeah.

770
00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:34,846
Bring that red wig.

771
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:36,681
Okay. Only if you wear it.

772
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:42,539
- You want me to drive you home?
- No, the MARTA's right there.

773
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:44,063
Besides, you don't want to miss it

774
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,607
if she, like,
starts counting leaves or something.

775
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,651
Oh, yeah, everything's a joke to you.

776
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:50,987
Later.

777
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,070
Bye!

778
00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:53,613
[DOOR SHUTS]

779
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,277
[SHOUTING]

780
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:37,617
[GRUNTS]

781
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,714
[CELL PHONE DINGS]

782
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,357
Officer said if you finish those BOBs
before five,

783
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,150
he can process before the shift change.

784
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,360
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

785
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,611
- That's great.
- Mm.

786
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:17,490
- Hey, thanks for sticking around.
- Did I have a choice?

787
00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:18,574
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

788
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,743
Easy day, my ass.

789
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,745
Quit your bellyaching. You had fun.

790
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,123
Maybe. I guess we don't make
a half bad team.

791
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,958
Yeah, I always thought so.

792
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,376
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

793
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,187
You have a funny way of showing it.

794
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,380
You're saying I'm funny? Thank you.

795
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,483
- [BOWSER CHUCKLES]
- [YOLANDA SIGHS]

796
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:38,636
I'm saying if you had such a good time
with me that one and only night,

797
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,264
why didn't you lock it down?

798
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:44,892
Why didn't you ask me to?

799
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,853
I had to ask?

800
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,646
Well, I'm not a mind reader,

801
00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:50,731
and you wasn't emmitin'
no commitment vibes.

802
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,066
And my sister was?

803
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,360
She at least acted like
she was interested.

804
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,278
Oh, please.

805
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:58,197
Miss Michelle was probably
still coming down from Burning Man.

806
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:01,534
Well, then you should have asked her
to save you a hit of whatever it was.

807
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:05,163
- And that would have changed things?
- I don't know, I can't time travel.

808
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,414
Or read minds.

809
00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:09,000
- You know...
- Mm-hm.

810
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,752
If you keep reminding me
of all the super powers I don't have...

811
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,088
- Yes?
- ...you'll miss the ones I do have.

812
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,631
Like your brute strength?

813
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:16,883
And my winning smile.

814
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:19,802
Yeah, and I have X-ray vision.
I can see through shit.

815
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:26,017
- "I can see through shit."
- Yes, I can!

816
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,478
[SIGHS]

817
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,899
So, how is Michelle doing anyway?

818
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:38,779
Fine.

819
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,198
- Yeah?
- Mm-hm.

820
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,740
What is she up to?

821
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,409
[CHUCKLES]

822
00:36:43,492 --> 00:36:44,911
- You know Michelle.
- Mm-hm.

823
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,579
She's either visiting an ostrich farm

824
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,497
or trying to become an astronaut.

825
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:53,336
[CHUCKLES] Yeah. She tried to convince me
once to grow crystals in our bathroom.

826
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:55,129
[CHUCKLES] Said we'd make a fortune.

827
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,880
[YOLANDA CHUCKLES]

828
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,340
I should get going.

829
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:00,635
Hey, are you sure?

830
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,471
Yeah. Tow truck will be showing up soon.

831
00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:05,640
My whole life's in that thing.

832
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,396
Yes, but in a hyper-capitalist framework,

833
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,524
reparations would be counter-intuitive
to a nation's productivity.

834
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,527
I'd contend that a nation's productivity
would improve

835
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:21,280
if its citizens could endorse
their government's morality.

836
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,925
Isn't that what this is all about, anyway?

837
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,158
What's right and what's wrong?

838
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,410
Take my parents, for example.

839
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:27,870
They got divorced.

840
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,247
It was amicable.

841
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:34,835
But only because my father
made reparations to my mother

842
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,213
for being absent for many years.

843
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,632
So you're contending that your mother
was the victim?

844
00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:42,510
I... I guess, but I mean
that the situation was resolved

845
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,012
because one party admitted guilt.

846
00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:48,556
One party?

847
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:55,064
My point is that institutions
as small as families and as big as nations

848
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,733
can only move on with the truth.

849
00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,128
I mean, don't you think when someone
was wronged in the past

850
00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:03,948
that the offending party has an obligation
to address that grievance?

851
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,825
Even if it's years later?

852
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,630
You make a great point.

853
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:24,801
[SIGHS]

854
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,054
Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

855
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,140
Wu! Wu! Wu!

856
00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,892
- We did it, boys! Yes!
- Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

857
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,853
Wu! Wu! Wu!

858
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:35,938
Hey! What was that?

859
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,982
Why didn't you drop
the trainer hammer?

860
00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:40,276
I'm sorry, the moment came
and I just couldn't do it.

861
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,153
Oh, so, you can be mean when it helps you

862
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:43,863
but not when it might actually help me?

863
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,032
[SIGHS] You're right.

864
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,385
You're right, April.
You're right about a lot of stuff,

865
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:49,761
like the fact that I was your bully.

866
00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:50,995
What are you talking about?

867
00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:53,873
In fifth grade, we were close
and I gave you away and I'm sorry.

868
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,540
What?

869
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,919
I don't care about your stupid apology.

870
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,547
You know what's going on
with my family right now.

871
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:04,216
We have become the black sheep
of the entire community.

872
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,384
I needed a win.

873
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,388
Healing of our relationship
is bigger than a win.

874
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,388
Says the person who wins all the time!

875
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:11,098
- April...!
- No!

876
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,201
You screwed me over then
and you screwed me over now.

877
00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:15,394
I didn't think our relationship
could get worse.

878
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:16,770
I was wrong.

879
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,574
Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you.

880
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,137
- Hope to see you next year?
- Thanks.

881
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,287
[BREATHING FAST]

882
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,508
[MOANS ECSTATICALLY]

883
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,523
[GASPS]

884
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,566
[GRUNTS]

885
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:15,121
Uh... hmm.

886
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,502
[DOORS THUD]

887
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,491
["MOTHER" PLAYING]

888
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,006
♪ Mother ♪

889
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:10,593
♪ Tell your children not to walk my way ♪

890
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,846
♪ Tell your children
Not to hear my words ♪

891
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:16,140
♪ What they mean What they say ♪

892
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,808
♪ Mother ♪

893
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,187
♪ Mother ♪

894
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,024
♪ Can you keep them in the dark for life?

895
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:28,694
♪ Can you hide them
From the waiting world ♪

896
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:32,239
♪ Oh mother ♪

897
00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,826
♪ Father ♪

898
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,371
♪ Gonna take your daughter out tonight ♪

899
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,625
♪ Gonna show her my world ♪

900
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:48,255
♪ Oh father ♪

901
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,842
♪ Not about to see your light ♪

902
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:55,262
♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪

903
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,682
♪ I can show you what it's like ♪

904
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,435
♪ Till you're bleeding ♪

905
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:05,189
♪ Not about to see your light ♪

906
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:08,275
♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪

907
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,153
♪ I can show you what it's ♪

908
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,282
♪ Mother ♪

909
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,911
♪ Tell your children
Not to hold my hand ♪

910
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,997
♪ Tell your children not to understand ♪

911
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:25,501
♪ Oh mother ♪

912
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,462
♪ Father ♪

913
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,799
♪ Do you want to bang heads with me ♪

914
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,094
♪ Do you want to feel everything ♪

915
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:39,139
♪ Oh father ♪

916
00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:44,186
♪ Not about to see your light ♪

917
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:47,147
♪ And if you want to find hell with me ♪

918
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,734
♪ I can show you what it's like ♪