1 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,969 [funky hip-hop music] 2 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,971 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,472 [singer] ♪ Like that, like that, like that ♪ 4 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,558 [singer] ♪ Two peas in a pod ♪♪ 5 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:18,018 Wow. Wow. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,228 You're staying in New York. 7 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:22,440 I'm staying in New York. I'm staying in New York. 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,817 Wow. I...I, um... 9 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,068 Hmm. 10 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,321 OK, that is just the excited best news ever reaction 11 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:30,781 that I was hoping for. 12 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:34,952 No, no, it's just, I mean, you know, you worked so hard. 13 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,747 No, look, Chicago can wait. Come on. 14 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,583 You and us is more important to me than Chicago. 15 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:43,878 I don't want to be responsible 16 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,421 for a big life thing. 17 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:47,047 Ouch. 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,053 Wait, uh, was I thinking that we were becoming serious 19 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,305 all on my own? 20 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,433 No, it's just I think... you know what I mean. 21 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:59,185 Yeah, yeah, what I know is I came to tell my girlfriend 22 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:00,853 I want to be with her and her response was, 23 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,146 "Don't do me any favors." 24 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,773 That's not how I meant it. 25 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:07,067 Camille, I'll make it a simple yes or no. 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,360 Do you want me to stay? 27 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,657 Message received. 28 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:20,664 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,961 Quinn! 30 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:29,840 Family time is officially in session. 31 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,176 Gets out here. 32 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,887 I got some Italian cookies that give you gas. 33 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,889 I went and got me some Funyuns 'cause, bitch, 34 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,557 I'm hot and spicy. 35 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,559 Come on! 36 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,853 Oh, my God, Angie. 37 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,188 OK, Isabela is sleeping. 38 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,564 Girl, you look cute. 39 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,857 Thank you. 40 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,150 But can you please keep it down? 41 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,235 She'll be all right. 42 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,777 Half the fun of having random sex 43 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,280 is when I get to gesture and talk loudly 44 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,115 about my latest sexual exploits. 45 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,616 And you laugh, clutch your pearls, 46 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,077 and ask me questions that a woman your age 47 00:01:58,077 --> 00:01:59,578 should already know the answer to. 48 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,996 Just like we do. 49 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,833 Oh, but if home girl is still here, 50 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,544 then that means your first lesbian bump and grind 51 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,837 was bountiful. 52 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,797 So you first, Quinnie. 53 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,842 I...OK. 54 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,718 [laughter] 55 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:15,719 Tell me. 56 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,555 OK, OK, OK. 57 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:21,475 So first, I did not know that the human tongue 58 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,060 could be so versatile. 59 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,478 Ooh. 60 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,813 She was licking it all over the place, huh? 61 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,356 Ooh, sister, ooh. 62 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,400 Once I relaxed, the sex was the best 63 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,985 that I've ever experienced. 64 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,236 Oh, best? 65 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,445 Girl, I had more than one orgasm. 66 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:37,491 OK, to you losing your lady virginity 67 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,286 and joining the multiple orgasm club. 68 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,579 You're late as hell, but you made it. 69 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:47,543 Thank you. Mm. Mm. Mm. 70 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:49,211 Oh, my God. 71 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:54,383 Shawn, he texted earlier asking if his son left this here. 72 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,176 Poor, sweet Shawn. 73 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,138 I do not want to hurt his feelings, 74 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:00,598 but I think I need to end it. 75 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,057 Slow down. 76 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,059 Why not have your cake and eat cock too? 77 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,312 No, I know I said I wanted to give Shawn a try, 78 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,188 and I really, really felt like I wanted to, 79 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,482 but I just never expected to have 80 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,192 these feelings for Isabela. 81 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:16,989 Ang, I feel ready, committed. 82 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,116 Exactly how many orgasms did she give you? 83 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,702 I lost count after eight. 84 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,203 Uh, maybe I need to date her too. 85 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,371 [laughter] 86 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,248 Damn. 87 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,292 Just do not get too ahead of yourself., 88 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,544 or next thing you know you'll be telling me 89 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,546 that she's moving in and I need to go. 90 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,382 Oh, girl, we are not even there yet. 91 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,591 Yet? 92 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,052 Your turn. 93 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:40,804 How was sex with the most beautiful man in New York? 94 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,682 Girl, perfection. 95 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,435 Then I met his roommate, even better. 96 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,480 Round three was his even sexier cousin. 97 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,316 I'm hoping to run into all of their daddies next. 98 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,859 And by run, I mean with my vagina. 99 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,860 [laughter] 100 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,363 Girl, this is my lucky year. 101 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:00,032 I can feel it, girl. 102 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,492 Where's my invite to the slumber party? 103 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,577 - Oh, no. - You guys are mad loud. 104 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,455 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry we woke you. 105 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,623 What are we talking about? 106 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,000 - Um. - Oh, you know, family stuff. 107 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,252 Actually, we were just wrapping up. 108 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,671 Weren't we, Angie? 109 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,339 So why don't you and I go back to bed, 110 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,757 and I will see you tomorrow. 111 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,259 Yep. 112 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,970 Kind of getting late. I should probably head home. 113 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,097 No. No, no, no, no. 114 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,848 Angie will be quiet. Right? 115 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,058 [Isabela] It's not Angie. 116 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,267 I just have so many meetings with the run up 117 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,436 to the election, and I need 118 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,146 to be up at the crack of dawn, so... 119 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,564 Oh, well that's good because I love dawn, 120 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:35,025 and I love cracks even more. 121 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,402 [Isabela] Keep grabbing my ass like that, 122 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,528 - watch what's going to happen. - Yes. 123 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,155 But only for a little longer. - OK, that's fine. 124 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,574 - I really need to go. - Bye, bitch. 125 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,868 My days are numbered. 126 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,287 Good or bad? 127 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,998 Hero or villain? 128 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,666 As anthropologists, we know that that answer 129 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:53,460 depends on whose lens we're looking through. 130 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,505 Take Pancho Villa, a heroic legend 131 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,090 of the Mexican Revolution. 132 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,468 Or if you were in charge, a deadly revolutionary 133 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,053 who had to be stopped. 134 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:06,473 History is full of this kind of dichotomy. 135 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,601 I want you to give me 500 words 136 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,021 on from how one cultural perspective 137 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:17,234 one is a hero, and from another, a villain. 138 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,903 Class dismissed. 139 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,740 Hey, excuse me, Dr. Parks, I got a question 140 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,201 - about today's lecture. - Ian. 141 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,328 What are you doing here? 142 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,538 Snuck in a little late while you were 143 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,665 still looking up at the screen. 144 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,917 - Um, so how-how are you? - I'm all right. 145 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,128 But look, I took some time just to get my thoughts together 146 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,464 and just figure out what I'm doing, and I'm just... 147 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:39,965 I'm just ready for this. 148 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,050 You know, I'm ready for you, 149 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:44,636 and I'm just ready for us. 150 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,305 So am I. 151 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,098 [singer] ♪ I'll be there on your all darkest nights ♪ 152 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,768 ♪ When you feel like no one really needs you ♪ 153 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,770 ♪ If you tell me what's been on your mind ♪ 154 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,272 So then her mother starts just yelling, 155 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,524 like screaming at the top of her lungs at my mother 156 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,942 because she won't talk sense into me, 157 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,904 like I'm not a grown man. 158 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:05,240 Oh, wow. 159 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,409 Camille's apartment. 160 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,078 This is surreal. 161 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:11,205 I never thought I'd be back here. 162 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,249 Yeah, you are here. 163 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,667 Wow. 164 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,128 Um, can I get you something? 165 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,797 Uh... 166 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:24,551 I have some yogurt and some butter. 167 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,928 Oh, this is expired yogurt, 168 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,221 which I think is how you make butter. 169 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,390 And a little rosé left. 170 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,060 Uh, yay to the rosé, no to the yogurt butter. 171 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,853 Yay to the rosé. 172 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,480 I was hoping maybe we could just chat? 173 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,689 Yeah. Yes. 174 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,607 Thanks. 175 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,817 Hey, you're welcome. 176 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:42,069 [both chuckle] 177 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,154 It feels good to finally be past all the chaos, you know? 178 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,697 Yeah. 179 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,116 I mean, things are finally good with my parents. 180 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,534 No restraining order needed from Mira. 181 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,327 [awkward laughter] 182 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,829 That would have been bad. 183 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,038 How about you? 184 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,456 How was the talk with, uh, Jason? 185 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,582 Oh, Jameson. 186 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,376 Sure. 187 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:58,961 I mean, how did he take the breakup? 188 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,838 He actually kind of broke up with me first. 189 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,548 He said that he was going to give up 190 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,633 a job opportunity in Chicago to stay here with me. 191 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,344 And I was like, "Whoa, don't give up your life for me." 192 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,263 And then it just kind of exploded. 193 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,431 And he got so mad and left. 194 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,934 So that's how that went. 195 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,810 And then? 196 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:16,562 And then what? 197 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,230 So, I mean, come on. 198 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,648 How did he take the news about us getting back together? 199 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,275 Well, I mean, it kind of seemed 200 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,985 weird to just, you know, chase him down the street 201 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,778 and be like, "Oh, I know you just kind of dumped me, 202 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,947 "but just to make you extra mad, me and my ex kissed 203 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,490 and now we're back together." 204 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,325 It would, except it wasn't that simple. 205 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,661 I called off an entire wedding for you. 206 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,163 - For me? - Yeah. 207 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,747 So now you're saying this is all my fault? 208 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,832 Well, who the hell else showed up and said 209 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,125 we have to be together? 210 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,751 Yeah, and you said the same thing. 211 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,420 Why are you making me sound like a homewrecker 212 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,755 and you just were passively along for the ride? 213 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,090 I was getting married the next day. 214 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,258 And you didn't think about that? 215 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,426 About maybe Mira not being the one 216 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:48,927 maybe the moment before that? 217 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,179 Or it was just right up until that second 218 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,431 when evil Camille came, and other than that, 219 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,557 you would have been married today? 220 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,725 What the fuck, Camille? 221 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,185 What the fuck, Ian? 222 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,396 You cannot put this all on me. You made choices too. 223 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,647 You know what? 224 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,232 I'm going to make another choice. 225 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,359 I'm going to talk to you later. 226 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,652 Ian? Wait. 227 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,154 Are you serious? 228 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,281 [upbeat music] 229 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,116 [Camille] I expected Jameson to be pissed at me. 230 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,534 But Ian? 231 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,077 I mean, when did I become the bad guy? 232 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,329 You're not. 233 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,831 Things are just a bit messy right now. 234 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,374 Yeah, but you know what they say, 235 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,085 the way that a relationship starts is how it ends. 236 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,754 Um, if that were true, Genuine and I 237 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,256 would have ended up back in a bathroom on Snoop's tour bus. 238 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,425 Girl, I was riding that pony. Yeah. 239 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,010 Right this way. 240 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,720 Oh, and speaking of getting lucky, 241 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,347 remember when tinfoil dude said my luck would change 242 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,890 if I fucked the pedicure guy? 243 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,227 I don't remember him being that specific. 244 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,979 Which is why I fucked the roommate to be safe. 245 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:44,191 Point is, I figured, why not test my new luck? 246 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,525 So I bought a scratcher. 247 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,985 I won a free ticket. 248 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,946 Traded it in, won another free ticket. 249 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:51,240 Traded that in, free ticket. 250 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,492 - I am on my fifth free ticket. - Wow. 251 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,577 She's a millionaire. 252 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,412 Yeah, actually leave that because our friend's coming. 253 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,039 Where is Quinn? 254 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,958 Probably somewhere buying a new dresser for Isabela 255 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,960 or getting their names embroidered on a towel. 256 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,879 I'm telling you, Quinn is ready to move her in and me out. 257 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,130 That seems very, very fast. 258 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,590 You know Quinn. 259 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,800 Somebody smiles at her, and she's planning 260 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,009 their 25th anniversary party. 261 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,386 Plus, you know the joke. 262 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,554 What does a lesbian bring on the second date? 263 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,555 A U-Haul. 264 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,099 See? See? 265 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,184 It's like Quinn's sexuality and her relationship thirst 266 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,477 have finally aligned. 267 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,812 Yeah, but it seems like the whole U-Haul thing 268 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,355 is rather simplistic. 269 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,815 And honestly, it's kind of offensive and certainly 270 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,275 not true for you, Tye. 271 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,943 Because I rarely want a second date. 272 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,945 But I'm trying to be better 273 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,239 and more open to something real. 274 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:35,200 Just in time for me to not even be able to get a first date. 275 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,035 I ran into that hot girl Carla earlier. 276 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,787 - Oh, my bad. - Excuse me. 277 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,081 Oh. Oh, shit. 278 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,500 - Carla, what's up? - Uh... 279 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,419 What's-what's up? 280 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,379 I mean, I thought we had a vibe. 281 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,298 Why haven't you texted me back? 282 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,425 So I can be one more woman with a sad, angry tale 283 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,592 of how you fucked them over? 284 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,845 Wait. What you mean one more? 285 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,638 Who have you been talking to? 286 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,265 The internet, boo. 287 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:02,019 Oh, your bullshit is well documented on SheBToxic.com. 288 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,270 She dot...dot what? 289 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,898 SheBToxic.com. 290 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,984 Look at this shit. 291 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,403 [Camille] SheBToxic.com. 292 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,654 What is this? 293 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,282 Some shitty website where bitter people go 294 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,117 and put their dates on blast. 295 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,327 I'm all over it. 296 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,495 Scroll down to the one that says Trashy Tye. 297 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,331 "Total trash. 298 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,874 She fucked the waitress during our dinner date at the table." 299 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,208 Come on. 300 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,545 They can't just keep printing lies like this. 301 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,713 Lies, right? 302 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,590 They're true, but still. 303 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,216 This can't get out. 304 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,634 I mean, especially now that I'm trying 305 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,720 to have a real adult date. 306 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,847 Nobody will take me seriously. 307 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,516 And if Brandon's lawyer gets a hold of this, 308 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,644 it will further prove what a bad spouse I was. 309 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,979 Have you talked to Brandon at all? 310 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,522 Radio silence. 311 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,025 But my lawyer thinks that we should request a meeting. 312 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,360 Fuck that shit. 313 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,278 Why would I be chasing somebody to take my money? 314 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,196 OK, I know that's right. 315 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,906 You know what? 316 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,366 I doubt his lawyers could use anything from this wack site 317 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,159 that nobody probably even looks... 318 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,203 oh, my God. 319 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,997 "Professor Parks can't be trusted. 320 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,375 "She gets what she wants and then she ghosts you. 321 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,711 Also, she's pretty." Aw. 322 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,046 "But broke as fuck." 323 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,172 [together] Ooh. 324 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,174 I guess Jameson really is pissed. 325 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,717 Jameson doesn't know I'm broke as fuck. 326 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,928 He wouldn't write that, right? He wouldn't do that. 327 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,346 He wouldn't do... do you think he would do that? 328 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,889 - Maybe Myra? - Or Ian. 329 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,557 No, not Ian. He's definitely not posting. 330 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,017 He can't even figure out email. 331 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,019 Damn, Milly, you got more haters than an Android user 332 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,229 in a group chat. 333 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,106 But fear not, my good sis, 334 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,024 I'm going to go down to that office and I'm going 335 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,401 to get my shit taken down. 336 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,819 And I'll get your shit handled too. 337 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,112 Hey, that's a friend. 338 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,030 Sorry. Sorry. 339 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,698 I surprised Isabela this morning 340 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,784 - with breakfast at her office. - Oh. Hmm. 341 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,369 So you ate already. 342 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,703 Why didn't you just bring her? 343 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,164 I didn't want to cut into couple time. 344 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,999 [Camille] Oh. 345 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,626 And now you're cutting into friend time. 346 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,169 Sorry. 347 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,380 So apparently on the internet, I am broke as fuck. 348 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,673 [Quinn] What? 349 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,175 You are the last thing that is broke as fuck. 350 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,468 Angie's broke as fuck. 351 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,928 Oh, no, Angie won five tickets. 352 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,221 [laughter] 353 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,350 She's a bitch. Luck be a motherfucking lady. 354 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,018 Eight times the charm. 355 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,603 - You won another ticket? - Mm-hmm. 356 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,604 That's what's up. 357 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,356 This is my season, boo. 358 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,818 I found $2 on the subway, and the natural deodorant 359 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,236 is working today. 360 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,029 The lady who ran my mammogram this a.m., 361 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,365 she wasn't slanging, squeezing, and pressing my boobs 362 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,825 like I stole her man or something. 363 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,828 She was gentle. I felt loved. 364 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,954 Mammogram? 365 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,414 Mad young, but it runs in my family. 366 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,874 Early detection, and I do not play. 367 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,126 - Now golden ticket, please. - Got you. 368 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,044 - Thank you. - Here. 369 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,463 - Quarter. - Thank you. 370 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,631 - All right, let's see it. - Oh, I feel it. 371 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,883 This is the one. 372 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,718 I'm going to win some actual cash. 373 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,886 Oh, there is a $500. 374 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:41,928 - There I go. - That's a good start. 375 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:42,971 Come on. 376 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,055 - And another $500. - Let's go. 377 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,558 Let's go. That's all? 378 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,351 That's a...damn. 379 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,978 It was good while it lasted, right? 380 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,607 It's supposed to be my lucky year. 381 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:57,527 I guess my luck is over. 382 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,738 Ow, shit. Damn. 383 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,948 Ow. I'm so sorry. 384 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,784 Oh, my God. Oh, Funyuns. 385 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,787 [tender music] 386 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:12,959 ♪ ♪ 387 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,755 [singer] ♪ Girl, I know it ain't been easy ♪ 388 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,924 I'm Marcus. 389 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,383 Hi. 390 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,094 [rolls R] Marcus. 391 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:26,431 Sorry, I had to. I'm Angie. 392 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:30,352 I want to show you something almost as beautiful as you. 393 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,813 Impossible, but I would love to see you try. 394 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,816 Oh. Oh. 395 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,903 Damn. Oh, holy shit. 396 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,532 I just had my first real estate orgasm. 397 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,034 That garden is all yours? 398 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:50,038 [laughs] Yes, it sure is. 399 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,790 The groceries are put away. I'm coming down. 400 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:56,086 This is just impossible. 401 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,046 Four stories, 402 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,549 the skyline, a rooftop barbecue, 403 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,008 the gym and theater. 404 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,927 I could live in one 405 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,721 of your big ass laundry rooms and be good. 406 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,056 Can I live in your laundry room? 407 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,224 [chuckles] 408 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,393 Don't take this the wrong way, 409 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,688 but how the fuck are you single? 410 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,814 I haven't found the woman that could 411 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,566 actually handle all of me. 412 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,818 I have a lot to offer, 413 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:23,613 and I find that most women get overwhelmed. 414 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:28,243 Not to be crass, but if you think this house is big... 415 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,870 [chuckles] 416 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,623 [chuckles] 417 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,502 See, normally that kind of line makes me roll my eyes, 418 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:42,340 but in this room, in this house it works. 419 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,967 It all works. 420 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,011 Well, maybe today is my lucky day. 421 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:50,223 Oh, it sure as hell is mine. 422 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,475 You ready to go up and grab that drink? 423 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,728 [chuckles] 424 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:59,316 Oh, my God. Your hands are huge. 425 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,318 Stay tuned. 426 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,236 We are Sage and Sapphire. 427 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,488 And welcome, sisters, to our poetry. 428 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:10,035 I open my legs. 429 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:13,288 The tread on this pussy is legendary. 430 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,748 What is this? 431 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,000 I swear Celesbian magazine said that this 432 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,085 was the go-to event of the week. 433 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,421 Celesbian magazine needs to get out more. 434 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,257 Lick this clit till the 30th of February 435 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,637 and eat my ass like a motherfucking visionary. 436 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,973 [together] Yeah! 437 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,226 - [Sage] End. - There are no words. 438 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,729 Except let's and go. 439 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,732 [upbeat music] 440 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:44,235 ♪ ♪ 441 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,238 Ah, I make them, you rake them, sis. 442 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,991 So your bad reviews are just on that site forever? 443 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,743 Yup. I've tried bribing. 444 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,453 I've tried threatening the guy who runs it. 445 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,664 Nothing. It's like that thing where the site 446 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,083 is not responsible for its own contents. 447 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,336 Falsely yell fire in a theater, you can get arrested. 448 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,422 Falsely yell anything online, you're fine. 449 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,966 Wait, falsely? But, like, weren't the posts true? 450 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,301 But, like, aren't you missing the point? 451 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,178 But, like, can you look at the board? 452 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,555 I am looking at the stupid board. 453 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,308 - What led? - [Angie] No, no, bitch. 454 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,351 See, this is why I don't like playing with y'all, 455 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,352 'cause y'all be cheating. 456 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,520 You need to pay attention. 457 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,438 OK, so unless I ask Jameson 458 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,690 to take the ones down about me, 459 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,316 then I'm basically screwed too? 460 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,484 Basically. 461 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,985 [pounding on table] 462 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,986 What? 463 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,363 You just reneged. 464 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,739 Tye, how many times do I have to tell you, 465 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,825 you must watch the board. 466 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,411 Come on and slide me over three bucks, reneger. 467 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,788 Wait. That's a little bit racist. 468 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,456 Can we please not talk over the board? 469 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,252 Anyway, I've been bingeing this site nonstop 470 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,546 trying to find more posts about myself 471 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,631 and toxic Camille. 472 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,383 Sorry. Just kidding. Kind of. 473 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,969 But I've come across hundreds of posts 474 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,055 about this fuck girl Zoe. 475 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,474 I mean, her ability to fuck and run, 476 00:16:56,474 --> 00:17:00,437 she's...legendary but in a bad way. 477 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,896 Mm, like Walt Disney. 478 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,232 So I'm getting to review, like, 45, 479 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,483 where Zoe has another tragic case 480 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,194 at the Hip Hop Sushi spot on 134th. 481 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:13,907 I realized... she is perfect for me. 482 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,493 She's like a human cactus: 483 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,912 zero care needed. 484 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,205 So I'm going to Hip Hop Sushi to track her ass down. 485 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,791 While I'm looking for Mrs. Right, 486 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,753 I can still fuck like Ms. Wrong. 487 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,048 And we both won't have feelings about it. 488 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,385 Speaking of not feeling, dope-ass-house Marcus and I 489 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,555 went out again... and we had sex. 490 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,598 [Quinn] And? 491 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,600 [grunts] 492 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,934 Now, before we go any further... 493 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,686 - Mm-hmm. - I got to warn you: 494 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,146 once I lay this pipe on you... 495 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,147 Yeah. 496 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,648 Your life is forever changed. 497 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,442 Oh, wreck me, Marcus. 498 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,526 [both moan] 499 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,278 Oh, yeah. 500 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,613 Say my name, baby. 501 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,947 Say my name. 502 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:53,948 Marcus? 503 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,867 Uh, yeah. Take it. 504 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,202 Take all of it. Oh. 505 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,369 Oh. 506 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,662 Do I have any? 507 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,663 Oh, God. 508 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,916 Oh, Harlem skills! 509 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,627 [groaning] 510 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,129 ♪ ♪ 511 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,464 It was this small. 512 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,590 - [person 1] No! - [person 2] No way. 513 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,716 Not an exaggeration. 514 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,052 So what were the Harlem skills? 515 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,094 Drying out my pussy. 516 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,513 Oh, my God. 517 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,306 OK, but you didn't say anything, right? 518 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,017 You didn't write a mean review about him or anything 519 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,519 because you're a nice person and because you were 520 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,645 worried about his feelings. 521 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,146 Angie is not a nice person. 522 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,774 Thank you. Fuck his feelings. 523 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,275 What I care about is the house. 524 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,485 So we're going out again. 525 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,779 'Cause I need to have my plan B in place 526 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,156 for when Quinn kicks me out for Lady Isabela. 527 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,366 Oh, my gosh, Angie. 528 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,034 I'm not even thinking about that. 529 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,702 When I moved in, you said if you ever found 530 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,329 someone that I needed to go. 531 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,540 We also said that you'd pay half the rent. 532 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,583 We also said that I'd become less needy. 533 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,168 None of these things have happened. 534 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,670 And I cannot take any chances. 535 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,214 I'll never find a real estate opportunity like this again. 536 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,925 And I'll just get my orgasms in his giant shower 537 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:57,011 with those jets hitting me in all the right places. 538 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,429 See, everyone has a promising future 539 00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,472 except for me. 540 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,140 Still no word from Ian? 541 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,310 No, and I texted him last night like I do after every argument 542 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,437 because his Scorpio ass can't let anything go, 543 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,314 and he didn't write me back. 544 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,400 - He three dotted me. - [gasps] 545 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,736 And it went on so long that I took a screenshot. 546 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,780 Oh. Absolutely not. 547 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,699 I hate getting three dotted. 548 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,325 I three dot sometimes. 549 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,660 On purpose. 550 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,412 To keep women guessing. 551 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,496 You think that maybe you might have earned 552 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,165 your place on SheBToxic? 553 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,376 - Like I earned my place. - No. 554 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,794 No, no, no, no. That is different. 555 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,296 [Angie] You know Tye is worse than you are. 556 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,590 - Bitch. - Thank you. She's way worse. 557 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,924 Camille. 558 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,801 Can you promise me that you're not 559 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,303 going to be pacing up and down your apartment all night 560 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,054 tonight overthinking all of this? 561 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,598 [singer] ♪ Get a plug, get a charge ♪ 562 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,266 ♪ Get a blunt, get a smoke ♪ 563 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,976 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ 564 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,603 ♪ That I need like this song ♪ 565 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,146 ♪ I get lost in my thoughts ♪ 566 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,188 ♪ Damn, I lost all my thoughts... ♪ 567 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,523 1, 2, 3, call. 568 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,733 [singer] ♪ Like I told him get lost ♪ 569 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,192 ♪ Fuck up off of my heart ♪ 570 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,611 ♪ I don't really need that can't sleep ♪ 571 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,653 ♪ Kinda love ♪ 572 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,738 ♪ Can't eat ♪ 573 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,656 ♪ Please save me kinda love ♪ 574 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,783 ♪ Don't want that, ooh ♪ 575 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,869 - [sighs] - [phone dings] 576 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,747 [singer] ♪ I want you ♪ 577 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:06,664 ♪ I want that... ♪ 578 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,708 [door buzzes] 579 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,299 Shit. 580 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,092 His keys. His keys. 581 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,469 Shit. Shit. 582 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,472 [punchy music] 583 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:28,269 ♪ ♪ 584 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,437 [whispering] This way, Cam. 585 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,855 Cam, Cam, gonna work. 586 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:36,319 ♪ ♪ 587 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,695 Mm. 588 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,698 Oh. 589 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,284 I must have dozed off. 590 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,079 You never were a good fake sleeper. 591 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,581 Here. You, uh, left that at my place. 592 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,750 Ironically, it's your dirty laundry. 593 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,793 Goodbye. 594 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,336 Hope you figure your shit out. 595 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,213 My shit? I'm not the one writing, 596 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,798 "Professor Parks can't be trusted. 597 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,092 She gets what she wants and then she ghosts you." 598 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,551 I didn't write that. 599 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,595 What? 600 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,513 Hoo. 601 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,931 Sure could have. 602 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,141 Definitely wish I read this before I called off Chicago. 603 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,601 I'm glad to know I'm not the only guy 604 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,687 you've done this to. 605 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,648 Look, Jameson, I don't... 606 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,401 don't want to turn into this. 607 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:20,571 Maybe-maybe the way I said it was a-a miscommunication. 608 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,907 Camille, I'm not an idiot. 609 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,118 When you were suddenly repulsed by the idea of my sharing 610 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,245 a city with you, I... I knew something was up. 611 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,705 - I wasn't repulsed. - You know, and I had a hunch 612 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,124 it had something to do with your ex and his wedding. 613 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,501 And since metal straw Mira gave me her ID details, 614 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:37,964 I went to her page and, surprise, no wedding photos, 615 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,174 which is shocking, since she's posted pics 616 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,801 of every calorie she's ever eaten, 617 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,845 and her last post was her favorite dental floss. 618 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,097 Yet nothing of the biggest day of her life? 619 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,391 And I suspect you not only know there was no wedding, 620 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,018 but maybe you had something to do with it? 621 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,146 Jameson, I'm sorry. 622 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:58,109 I...didn't tell you because I didn't want you to hate me. 623 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,695 You used me as a placeholder from the beginning, Camille. 624 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:02,238 No. 625 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,364 No, that's not true. 626 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,782 We were real. 627 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,325 I just thought that my feelings for you 628 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,828 would override my residual feelings for Ian. 629 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:13,332 And when that didn't happen... 630 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,751 I just didn't know how to tell you. 631 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,544 Yeah, and then trying not to be the bad guy, 632 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,296 you made yourself a much more brutal villain, 633 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:23,551 because this...this sucks worse than the fucking truth. 634 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:27,680 Not only did I get dumped, but now I also feel stupid. 635 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:33,311 I am so sorry, Jameson. 636 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,772 And I hope you believe me when I say 637 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,482 I care for you deeply. 638 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,192 I'm not sure what to do with that. 639 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,820 I'm not sure either. 640 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:47,158 I, um...I'm not really good with conflict resolution. 641 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,953 Um, but I want this to be 642 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:55,792 the clean, non-ghosty...goodbye 643 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,336 so that we... we both have closure. 644 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,965 No ghosts. 645 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,509 Clean. 646 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,219 Closed. 647 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,222 [soft music] 648 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:13,935 ♪ ♪ 649 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,938 [spacey music playing on speakers] 650 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:23,945 ♪ ♪ 651 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,366 - Ah. - Seriously? 652 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,660 Oh, baby, she's just an old friend. 653 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,787 Oh. 654 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,038 Asshole. 655 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,503 The infamous Zoe, I presume. 656 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,255 Guilty. 657 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,882 But you know me, but I am certain I have not met you. 658 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:48,386 Only in the posts of SheBToxic.com. 659 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,762 I'm Tye. 660 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,223 Oh, the notorious Tye R. 661 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,350 Ah, you rip through Harlem, smashing them, 662 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,519 ghosting them, stomping on hearts. 663 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,146 You're even worse. 664 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,148 The Avengers of bad girlfriends. 665 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,774 Ah, we're not bad. 666 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,234 We're just drawn that way. 667 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,277 Women are so... 668 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:07,029 - Mad sensitive. - Super sensitive. 669 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,281 You get it. 670 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,824 I get it. 671 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:14,412 So how about, instead of going around town, breaking hearts, 672 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:18,249 we do what we do best to each other? 673 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:19,750 Oh, how about it? 674 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,502 Oh, OK. 675 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,880 [Soaky Siren] ♪ I want some of that pump-pump... ♪ 676 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,423 [Tye and Zoe laughing] 677 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:26,883 [Soaky Siren] ♪ When I call they gonna come, come ♪ 678 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:29,343 ♪ Like ring-ring they pull up like mm hello? ♪ 679 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,888 ♪ Can you catch it when I throw it back slow... ♪ 680 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,806 [both giggling] 681 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,391 - [yelps] - Oh shit. 682 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,143 [Soaky Siren] ♪ Hit that three-four, three-four ♪ 683 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,020 ♪ Move like see-saw, see-saw ah! ♪ 684 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,771 ♪ I wanna get out, get out, get out, get out... ♪ 685 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,273 Thank you. 686 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,943 I'm going to have him drop me off at home. 687 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,236 What? 688 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,447 No. Oh, girl, no. 689 00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:51,157 Remember, we have that new episode 690 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,159 of Weather Wives: Australia. 691 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,578 And I have that wine that you love. 692 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:56,871 I can't. 693 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:57,955 I have a ton of work. 694 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,874 No. Stay, please? 695 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:00,875 Just for me. 696 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,460 I can't. 697 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,295 Dinner was it for my social time today. 698 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:07,256 Are you...are you... are you mad at me? 699 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,134 No. 700 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,594 I have a press thing in the morning, 701 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:15,681 and I need to prep for a donor lunch. 702 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,225 Running for office is a lot. 703 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,226 Oh. 704 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:19,185 Yes. 705 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,269 No, of course. 706 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,063 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 707 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:25,191 I'm sorry that I asked if you were mad at me or something. 708 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,026 It's just, my brain is just, mm... 709 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,486 which is something you should know 710 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,987 now that we're a couple. 711 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,239 Couple? 712 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:33,407 Quinn, we just started hanging out. 713 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:36,369 Yeah. And it's been amazing, no? 714 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,621 Yes, but... 715 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,831 in a slow and casual way. 716 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,583 Oh, God, you are breaking up with me. 717 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,709 Whoa, stop. 718 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,712 You're getting ahead of yourself. 719 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,673 I like you. 720 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,967 I love spending time with you. 721 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,718 I just don't think I have a lot of time 722 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,428 for a relationship right now. 723 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,846 But I came out for you. 724 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,139 That was for you. 725 00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,685 And it was brave and beautiful. 726 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:04,814 You are brave and beautiful. 727 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,691 But this election is coming fast, 728 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:09,068 and I don't want to half-ass that 729 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,695 and half-ass things with you. 730 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:13,406 Oh, my God. I-I feel so stupid. 731 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,158 No, Quinn. 732 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:20,997 Quinn? 733 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:24,917 Can we just... can we just take a breather? 734 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:28,254 Yeah. 735 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,255 Totally. 736 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:33,092 No, I'm...I'm good. 737 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,512 I'm...I'm fine. 738 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,515 [♪ Jaz Karis: "OPTION"] 739 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,642 ♪ ♪ 740 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:47,148 [Jaz Karis] ♪ Don't want your unrequited love, oh ♪ 741 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,650 ♪ Don't want you to force a happy end ♪ 742 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,153 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 743 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,239 ♪ Yes let me go, go, go, go, go... ♪ 744 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:58,075 [sobbing] 745 00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:01,829 [Jaz Karis] ♪ You gotta let go, go, go, go, go, go oh ♪♪ 746 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,956 [Marcus] I'm waiting. 747 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:07,585 The Anaconda is hungry. 748 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,837 [Angie] Uh, yeah. 749 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,673 All this talking about your dick? 750 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:15,217 Maybe less is more. 751 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,428 Nothing less about this monster. 752 00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:22,350 But if we are being honest, 753 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,976 I think you're beautiful. 754 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,019 Thank you. 755 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:26,228 Mm, sexy. 756 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,688 - Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh. 757 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:31,400 Have you ever thought of vaginal rejuvenation? 758 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,818 Excuse me? 759 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:33,903 No need to get upset. 760 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,780 I mean, you obviously been busy 761 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:36,864 in your dating life, 762 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,491 and I want us both to enjoy sex. 763 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,534 - What? - And you think 764 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,746 that the problem is me. 765 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:47,166 Brother micro-penis, I'm never going to enjoy 766 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,794 your peanut-packing ass. 767 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:52,880 Is the problem micro penis or macro pussy? 768 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,173 Because I never had a complaint. 769 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,674 To your face. 770 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,967 We feel bad telling men. 771 00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,137 We do not want to be mean. 772 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:03,057 Those big ass hands and big feet, 773 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:06,143 they are just false advertising. 774 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,145 Now I'm going to take one last 775 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:11,941 very, very, very, very long shower, and then I'm out. 776 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,529 Harlem skills? 777 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:18,030 Nigga, I made you come, 778 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,615 so it's Angie skills. 779 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,825 Thank you. 780 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:26,705 [music playing] 781 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,042 Quinnie, you will not believe 782 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,254 what this little-dick motherfucker s-- 783 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,755 Quinnie? 784 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:38,426 Hey, what's going on? 785 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,177 I scared another one off. 786 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,513 Oh, no. 787 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:44,140 Isabela dumped me. 788 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,560 She's crazy. 789 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,519 Angie? 790 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:50,187 Mm-hmm? 791 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,772 Why won't anyone love me? 792 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:52,940 Hey. Hey. 793 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,066 No. Don't do that. 794 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,861 No. I am serious. 795 00:28:56,861 --> 00:29:00,531 Guys and now girls? 796 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,283 I mean, did I realize that I was bi 797 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:05,828 just to double up on my rejection? 798 00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:07,163 I really liked her. 799 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:08,789 I know you did, 800 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:11,041 but she just wasn't the one. 801 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:15,504 And you will find the one who can handle all of you. 802 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:16,589 I wonder. 803 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:17,840 I don't. 804 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,300 And I'm in the luckiest year of my life, 805 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,510 so you have to listen to me. 806 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:25,347 And I know something that will cheer you up. 807 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,308 Family time. 808 00:29:33,147 --> 00:29:38,068 And girl, I got a sex story that will make you laugh. 809 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:41,447 [laughs] Well, good, because I need to laugh. 810 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:45,159 Mm. 811 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,952 Angie? 812 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:50,664 I don't know what I would do without you. 813 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,541 I needed to hear that. 814 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:57,588 Oh, girl. 815 00:29:57,588 --> 00:30:00,424 I'm not even hungry. I can't even eat. 816 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,759 Unless it's pussy. 817 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,636 Too soon? 818 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,846 [laughing] 819 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,890 No. 820 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,642 It's right on time. 821 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:10,851 Good. 822 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,688 Hey, Ian. 823 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,190 Uh, you surprised me at work, 824 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,901 so I figured I would do the same for you. 825 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:21,111 Table 23 wanted a side of brown butter maple carrots, 826 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,196 - not potatoes. - [Ian] Ah. 827 00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:24,365 Give it here. 828 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:27,409 Look, Cam, I'm real busy right now. 829 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,786 Yeah, no, I... I totally hear that. 830 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,913 I just...I texted you. 831 00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:32,581 And I think that 24 hours is the longest 832 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,792 anyone should have to wait for three dots. 833 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,544 You can't three dot someone, Chef. 834 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:39,547 - Stir. - Aw, he called you "Chef." 835 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:41,006 - Camille... - Can you just give me 836 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,091 the brown butter maple carrots? 837 00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,342 [Ian] One second, please. 838 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,844 Look, I didn't text you because 839 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,179 I didn't know what to say, and I still don't. 840 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,430 No. That's OK. It's OK. 841 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,516 'Cause I know what I wanted to say. 842 00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:56,438 I would like to think that I am a really good person, 843 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,941 someone that wouldn't hurt anyone else 844 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,109 or wouldn't hurt anyone's feelings, 845 00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:02,861 but that is not true. 846 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,239 And I'm ashamed. 847 00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:08,534 And the reason that I didn't come clean with Jameson 848 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,494 is not because I'm unsure about you 849 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:13,789 or because I want to get back with him. 850 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:17,918 It's because I didn't want to say out loud 851 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,963 that I am the person that Mira said I was. 852 00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:24,258 I am the person who kissed another woman's fiancé 853 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:27,469 the night before their wedding. 854 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,055 And I feel really guilty. 855 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:37,813 But I do know that I love you. 856 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,566 Brown butter maple carrots. 857 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,734 Look, my man, you want to shut the fuck up 858 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:42,860 about the brown butter maple carrots? 859 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,488 Damn. 860 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:52,578 You are the man I want to be my best for, 861 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:56,290 the one who's seen me at my worst. 862 00:31:56,290 --> 00:32:00,210 And I know that we can't go back, 863 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,713 but I would like to move forward. 864 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,048 You sure you want to be with someone 865 00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,300 who called his wedding off the night before, 866 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,885 even though he knew six months ago he didn't feel 867 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:09,470 what he should for his fiancée? 868 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,347 I mean, I knew six months ago I didn't feel that way for her. 869 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:13,307 I mean, I'm a piece of shit for doing that. 870 00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:15,184 I projected all those feelings onto you. 871 00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:18,562 Yeah. 872 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,898 Yeah, I'm sure. 873 00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:25,277 I mean, he's my man, and I'm sticking by him. 874 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,238 [both laugh] 875 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:31,450 So I guess we're both trash, huh? 876 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,787 Everybody's got that one person they'd blow their lives up for. 877 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:38,332 - For me, it's...you. - Well, for me, that's you. 878 00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:41,710 So we did the blowup. 879 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,253 Do you want to rebuild? 880 00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:49,259 [laughs] 881 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,136 [♪ Alex Mali: "Clearly"] 882 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,972 ♪ Clearly I'm a sucker for the romance ♪ 883 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,142 ♪ And I savor all the moments with you... 884 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,185 I'm sorry. 885 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,520 Me too. 886 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,313 Because being one without the other 887 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,024 doesn't allow us to express the fullness of ourselves. 888 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,192 And that's how we grow. 889 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,151 [waiter] Brown butter maple carrots. 890 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,653 Oh, my God. 891 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,822 That's a health code violation. 892 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,573 Wow. 893 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,367 That was amazing. 894 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:14,576 [Zoe] The best. 895 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,078 Listen, I got some Q shit 896 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:18,163 I got to figure out. 897 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,707 Some other shit too. 898 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,333 Mind if we call it a night? 899 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,793 I already have my clothes on. 900 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,461 Oh, you gotta teach me that move. 901 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:27,172 I will do. Text you whenever? 902 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,674 Or never, whichever works. 903 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,008 [Brandon] Honey. 904 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:32,594 Your husband's home. 905 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:36,390 [Camille] And other times, the bad guy is just bad. 906 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:37,474 What the fuck? 907 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,477 [percussive music] 908 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:47,484 ♪ ♪ 909 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,382 Ian and Camille are done with the drama. 910 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,342 - Mm... - Oh, no. 911 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,179 - Drama returns. - Drama returns. 912 00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,097 [Camille] You and I have both lived lives 913 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,224 in between breaking up and getting back together. 914 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,225 - Hey. - [Camille] Jameson. 915 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,686 My man, we need to talk. 916 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,105 [Angie] My family's barbecue. All my brothers will be there. 917 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:27,733 It's been a lot of nos lately. 918 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,693 What if I'm a star who never makes it? 919 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,152 You see how strong you actually are? 920 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,821 You take all the rejection and nos, 921 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,239 but you always get back up. 922 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,824 - [Quinn] Daddy! - [Quinn's dad] Maybe if you 923 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,534 tell her about Isabela... 924 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,994 Sharing something like that with Mom? 925 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:39,995 It's not easy. 926 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,164 [all] Girls' trip! 927 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:43,123 ♪ ♪ 928 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,123 [Quinn] What do you think? 929 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,042 You don't need Google Maps 930 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,627 to see where this is going. 931 00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:48,879 My ex wants all my money. 932 00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:51,255 Half? You must be crazy. 933 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,925 I don't have to agree to give him half of... 934 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:53,967 [Quinn] Q... 935 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:56,594 ♪ R S T U V ♪ 936 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,305 ♪ A-double-U X ♪ 937 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:01,350 ♪ Pa-ride and Z ♪♪ 938 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:02,684 Ho! 939 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,353 ♪ ♪ 940 00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,230 [Camille] Why is Dr. Pruitt calling me on a Sunday? 941 00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,314 Technically, I quit, 942 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,191 so I don't need to impress her anymore. 943 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,150 But then again, I might need her 944 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,318 for a job recommendation. 945 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:12,778 - Hi, Dr. Pruitt. - What just happened?