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[Camille] A recent study found
that the average person

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is holding 13 secrets,

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five of which they've never
admitted to a living soul.

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[Quinn] Tye, are sure you are
feeling up for this?

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[Tye] Yes, I feel good.

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I was cooped up in the house
for a week.

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So wait. Any word
from your husband?

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Um...
[Quinn] That's a sentence

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I never thought
I would say to you.

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[Tye]
Listen, it's all good.

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He signed the divorce papers,
and he left, so...

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You good?

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Question is, are you good?

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I still think
you should be taking it easy.

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Here we are!

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[Camille] Oh, well, now I think
we should... get in.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Okay, see our girl.

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[rhythmic percussion playing]

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♪ ♪

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Oh, look at Angie.

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♪ ♪

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[sighs] You guys, I think that
this is gonna be really good.

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- That was bad.
- That was really bad.

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[Quinn]
Like, really, really bad.

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Dear God.

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God ain't had nothing to do
with that mess.

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Why would they change
the ending like that?

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I mean, the brother dies and
the white girl gets redeemed?

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[Quinn] Oh, hey.
[Camille] Hey.

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[Quinn] You were so good.
[Camille] So good, girl.

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[Quinn] Great job.
[Tye] With your fine ass.

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What do we tell her?

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Not the truth.
We take this shit to the grave.

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Right.

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[all cheering]

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[Angie]
Thank you for coming.

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Yes.

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So...
were y'all feeling it?

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Girl, l-look, you...
you was up there!

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[Angie] Oh!
- You was up there, okay.

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- Up.
- Yes.

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- And you stuck! Okay!
- [laughter]

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You know,
that beginning part...

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was music!

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- For real?
- It was an experience.

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[Tye] Yes.
- Ooh, I like that.

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Y'all did
what y'all had to do!

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Oh, I'm so happy.

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Listen, I have a notes meeting
with the director.

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[Tye] Ooh.
- I will be right back.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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I have to go do
the actor things.

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[laughter]

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Maybe I should give
that director some notes.

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I feel so bad. I've never
lied to her like this before.

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- I forgot my bouquet.
- Ooh, yes, okay.

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Love y'all so much.
This is beautiful.

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[Tye] Okay.
They all need to know.

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Hey, get
that Tony Award, girl!

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[laughs]

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Bitch, you know
you done went too far.

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I just wish
this could somehow keep

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her career momentum going.

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I mean, you know
how down she gets.

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I know, but, you know,

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maybe she can go with me
to the screening tonight.

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I heard that the director

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is supposed to be
the next big deal.

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I mean, y'all can come, too.

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I wish I could,
but I promised Shawn

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that I was gonna babysit
J.J. tonight.

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[both]
Wait.

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You said a stripper
was a deal breaker,

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then you said a stripper
with a kid

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was the ultimate dealbreaker,

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and now you're babysitting
aforementioned stripper's kid?

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Oh, my gosh, can we just
change the subject?

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No, you were the one who said

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that you wanted us to take
your problems more seriously.

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Okay, fine.
[sighs]

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- I like him a lot...
- [Camille] Aw.

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...but his kid
doesn't like me a lot.

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- Yikes.
- Everybody likes you.

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Yeah, except for kids
and my mom.

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- [scoffs]
- Yeah.

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But I just got to get this kid
to really, really like me,

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or else sweet,
sweet Shawn will find out

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that I don't have
one maternal bone in my body.

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Then he's gonna
break up with me.

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So, Cam, would you like to go
to the screening with me?

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Uh, I can't.

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I, um, have a-a meet-up
with someone.

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Jameson?

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No, um, Ian.

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Wait, does Jameson know
that you're hanging with Ian?

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I am helping him find art
for his restaurant

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and I just don't want
to make it

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into something
when it's nothing.

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I don't think Ian texting you,

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"Are we making a mistake?"
is nothing.

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- [cell phone chimes]
- Oh, look the car is here.

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- Mm-hmm.
- All right, there we go.

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You just want to change
the subject when we trying...

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I am not changing
the subject.

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I'm just saying
it's a nothing thing.

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[Quinn] I mean, did you respond
to his text yet?

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[Camille] No, as usual,
I overanalyzed what to say

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to the point of where
I didn't say anything at all,

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and now too much time
has passed.

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- [driver] For James?
- [Camille] No.

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Wrong Uber again.

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[Tye] He knew we weren't
no goddamn James.

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[Quinn] Right.

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♪ It go in and out ♪

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♪ I-i-in and out,
i-i-in and out ♪

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Hey, Cam, it's Jameson.

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I'm picking up some Chinese.
Your place in an hour?

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♪ Pop that shit
if he pull it out ♪

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♪ It go in and out ♪

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♪ I-i-in and out,
i-i-in and out ♪

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- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

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I wasn't doing anything.

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Oh, I wasn't either.

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So, um, look, thanks.
Thanks for doing this for me.

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Thanks for an extra check.

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You know, the student-loan debt
isn't gonna pay for itself.

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- Oh, Louis! Salut.
- Hello.

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- Hey.
- [Camille chuckles]

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- So good to see you again.
- Oh!

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Oh, someone's been pre-gaming?

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I am excited to see the
Afro-American art of Harlem.

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Uh, me too.
Shall we?

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Yes, we shall.

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♪ Hey, wrap it up
before you go to sleep ♪

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Ooh, Ace of the Coma.

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That look like
the ace of hearts to me.

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[Camille]
Yep, you should buy it.

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You know, this is giving me,
like, two worlds colliding.

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- You know?
- Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Like, Paris, Harlem,
that's...

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Harlem.

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Hmm.
A Tête à Tête. Hmm.

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So, "Here the artist
has imagined a conversation

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between Coretta Scott King
and Rosa Parks.

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The red background evokes
the backdrop of bloodshed

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that led both women
to take active roles

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in the Civil Rights Movement."

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Hmm. It's perfect.
You should take it.

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It's two teacups.
How does that feel Harlem?

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Well, um, because
what if the two women

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had been in the same room,

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what would they have said
to each other?

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I'm pretty sure
they probably ran

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in the same social circles.

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But it's important,
and it's Harlem,

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and you should take it.

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You know, I feel like you
just rushing through this.

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Are you uncomfortable?
Like, what's goin' on with you?

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Nothing is going on.
This is me in... in work.

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You know, I'm in...
I'm in work mode.

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Oh, there you are.
Oh, Ian, I was... there you are.

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I have just seen the most
breathtaking piece of art.

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It is a sculpture
that is shaped like a vulva.

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Guess how much I paid for it.

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- How much?
- $23,000.

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- Wait a minute
- [Camille] Oh.

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Hey, I mean, it sounds nice,

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but, you know,
I just don't know if a...

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if a vulva is really gonna
blend in with the other art.

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No, no.
I bought it for myself.

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- Oh.
- Did you and Josephine

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find any art with local charm?

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Yes, we did. We... we actually
found a bunch of stuff.

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I think we're
pretty much done.

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We still got the art
to see upstairs, so...

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- [Louis] Right.
- [both] Great.

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I'm gonna go grab my vulva,
and I'll meet you guys.

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- Yep, let's...
- All right.

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...check it out, okay.
[chuckles awkwardly]

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Fuck.

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How many floors
does this place have?

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[Ian]
About four.

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[Shawn]
So you good?

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Of course.
Look...

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Aren't we gonna have fun, J.J.?

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Yay.

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Look, it really means
the world to me

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that you're cool
with watching him.

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Oh, it is not even
a thing, okay?

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He's important to you,
so he's important to me.

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That's what I love about you.

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That's what I love
about me, too.

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- Yuck!
- Yuck!

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Bye, guys.

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Don't let him watch
that Kindle the whole time.

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Oh, don't worry.
I got it.

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Hey, and, J.J.,
listen to her, young man.

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- She's in charge, okay?
- He's fine.

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All right, bye, babe.

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Bye. See you.

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So, J.J.,
what do you want to do?

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Okay, yeah,
you keep doing that

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and I will...

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[clears throat]
I'll be here watching you.

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[laser gunfire on tablet]

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Okay, that's the end of that.

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I'm not finished!

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I know, but your dad said

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that you cannot watch
this the whole time.

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- Please.
- Oh, come on, J.J.

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Don't you want to hang out
with just me?

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No.

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Okay, I get it.

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Don't tell your dad.

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[sighs]

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[J.J. laughs]

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Hey, J.J.,

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do you maybe want to get out
of here and do something fun?

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- Fun?
- Yeah.

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- Who else is coming?
- I'm fun.

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Come on, I promise.

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- No! No!
- Yes!

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Excuse me,
VIP coming through.

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Excuse me.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Excuse me.
Thank you.

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Hey, excuse me.

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- Girl, give me my popcorn.
- Fine.

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"An articulate masterpiece."

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Um, what exactly
is this movie about?

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I'm not quite sure,
but the critics say it's great.

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I mean, people are saying
that Carter Washington,

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the writer-director,

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is basically, like,
the next Barry Jenkins.

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"The next"?
That didn't last long enough.

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Girl, you know they
always running us out.

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Like there can be only one
Black person at a time.

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I trust Jamie's judgement.

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I mean, she only invests
in sure things.

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Me, obviously, and this.

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I mean, the film has only been
out for two seconds.

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and Carter is already casting
for his next film.

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Ooh, getting in that
could be huge.

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[chuckles] Girl,
that's why I brought you...

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to meet him and to charm him.

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00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,627
Redundant, darling.
To meet me is to be charmed.

248
00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,506
- I mean, that's right.
- [Angie] Well, hold on.

249
00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:09,257
Honey, the snack
is right here.

250
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,008
You sitting beside me, baby?

251
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,470
[Lucinda on screen]
I baked you this Bible cake,

252
00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:15,721
this cake of forgiveness.

253
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,891
[Dale on screen] Forgiveness
is a lot like cake.

254
00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:19,308
Depending on how you cut it,

255
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,645
everybody don't always
want a piece.

256
00:09:21,646 --> 00:09:25,690
- [laughing]
- [coughing]

257
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,880
- It's okay.
- [continues laughing]

258
00:09:27,881 --> 00:09:30,070
She's choking on popcorn.
Sorry.

259
00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,071
Are you crying right now?

260
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,491
[Lucinda] You have the eyes
of who sees...

261
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,075
This shit is trash.

262
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,618
- Shh, girl.
- Let's dip.

263
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,203
We are in the middle
of a row.

264
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,788
[Dale]
Men on the force do that.

265
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,625
So then let's dip
from the middle of the row.

266
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:47,254
Jamie is right behind us.

267
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,590
[chuckles awkwardly]

268
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,862
Girl, you owe me.

269
00:09:51,863 --> 00:09:53,499
- Smile.
- Fine.

270
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,136
Hi, we're here.
Yes.

271
00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:59,308
Send.
And girlfriend of the year.

272
00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,392
All right.

273
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,687
Aren't we having
so much fun, J.J.?

274
00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:05,938
- We just got here.
- Yes.

275
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,274
- Quinn, hey.
- Oh, gosh, you're still here.

276
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,320
I saw your story, and it
looked like a lot of fun.

277
00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,030
Yeah, I like to come here
to blow off steam.

278
00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:14,071
Who's this?

279
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,595
Oh, this is
my boyfriend's son, J.J.

280
00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:19,119
We're just two bros
hanging out,

281
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,454
having a good time.

282
00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:22,831
Right, J.J.?

283
00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,332
Okay.

284
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,335
I'm just really trying
to get him back to his father

285
00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,169
in one whole kid piece,

286
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,900
and him telling his dad
that he likes me

287
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,630
would not be a bad thing,
you get me?

288
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,300
- Why don't you join me?
- Oh, no, no, no.

289
00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:34,508
We don't want to intrude.

290
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,219
I'm bowling alone.
How could you intrude?

291
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,511
Bowling alone?

292
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,347
That might be
the one sadder thing

293
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,140
than trying to buy
a kid's affection.

294
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,933
Yeah, well, all my friends
bailed early,

295
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,771
so I thought I'd throw
a few more, and here you are.

296
00:10:45,772 --> 00:10:47,251
It's fate.

297
00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:48,731
Sad, sad fate.

298
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,815
We'll do it.
Piggyback.

299
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,401
- Uh-uh.
- Okay. Well, I can just...

300
00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:52,735
No.

301
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,654
Fine. I will not touch you.
Do you want to granola bar?

302
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,322
- No.
- Okay, fine.

303
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,367
Let's just get a couple
of these nibbles and a swag bag

304
00:10:58,368 --> 00:10:59,805
and be up out of here.

305
00:10:59,806 --> 00:11:01,243
- Hi.
- [Tye] Hi.

306
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,747
Did you love it,
or did you love it?

307
00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:04,955
[both laugh]

308
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,709
Oh, Carter is definitely
one to watch.

309
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,834
He's a visionary.

310
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,462
And, you know,
this is my friend Angie,

311
00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,088
she's also one to watch.

312
00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:13,840
She just snatched her
a plum role

313
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,175
in Get Out: The Musical.

314
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,553
Oh, that's gonna be
a big hit.

315
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,970
Oh, yes, yes.

316
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,517
We just had a very successful
invited dress rehearsal.

317
00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:24,433
Right, Tye?

318
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,227
Mm-hmm.
I was there.

319
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,605
Oh, that is
absolutely wonderful.

320
00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:30,314
Y-you have to meet Carter.

321
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,920
Oh, yes.
You've got... Carter.

322
00:11:31,921 --> 00:11:33,527
- No, it's okay.
- Carter?

323
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:34,985
Come here.

324
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,281
This is Tye
and her good friend Angie,

325
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,971
who is in
Get Out: The Musical.

326
00:11:40,972 --> 00:11:43,661
- Headed to Broadway, huh?
- Yes.

327
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,956
And Tye's app is one
of my best investments.

328
00:11:45,957 --> 00:11:47,624
Mm, Jamie knows
how to pick 'em.

329
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,292
- Oh, she sure does.
- [laughter]

330
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,961
I'm glad you were able
to come out.

331
00:11:50,962 --> 00:11:52,504
You know we got to support.

332
00:11:52,505 --> 00:11:54,046
Got to put on for the culture.

333
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,799
- Yes, for the culture.
- That part.

334
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,592
For the culture, yes.

335
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,218
Mm-hmm.

336
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,512
- Just one question...
- [clears throat]

337
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:05,016
...why did the mother make
her son's murderer a cake?

338
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,308
Angie.

339
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,687
Oh, I love when my work
sparks conversation.

340
00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:10,855
Yeah, you tell her.
Tell her.

341
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,213
I wanted to make a movie
that didn't end in tragedy.

342
00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:17,571
Rather than carry the weight
of anger and resentment,

343
00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:19,239
she's chooses forgiveness.

344
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,281
Get it now?

345
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,450
I-it's one of the things
I loved

346
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,662
when Carter first brought me
the project, the levity.

347
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,830
- [Tye] Yeah.
- Yeah.

348
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:31,855
Yes. I just don't buy that
the mother forgives the cop,

349
00:12:31,856 --> 00:12:35,881
bakes him a Bible cake, and,
uh, falls in love with him.

350
00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:37,256
[clears throat]

351
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,510
It can be difficult
for some people to comprehend.

352
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,677
Pardon me?

353
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,055
I'm not like your typical
Black filmmaker.

354
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,307
I have an eclectic sensibility,

355
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,768
and I've study the greats,
Kubrick and Dick Wolf.

356
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,689
You ain't special just because
you watch "Law & Order."

357
00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:55,442
The shit is on all damn day.
You can't miss it.

358
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:58,778
And to be clear,
I understood your film.

359
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,488
I just think it's bad.

360
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,492
You are literally the only
person I have encountered

361
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:05,534
who doesn't love this film.

362
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,599
Oh, taking care
of your Negro, huh?

363
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,663
Well, congratulations
on being basic.

364
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:13,084
And thank you for the tickets
and the little swag bag.

365
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,502
Barry Jenkins, my ass.

366
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,714
[Tye stammers,
chuckles awkwardly]

367
00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:20,926
- Cream puff, anyone?
- Uh, yeah.

368
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,055
All right.

369
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,934
Shall we paint the town red
like Billie Holiday?

370
00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,601
[chuckles]
I can't.

371
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:34,981
Then we shall bring...
[speaks indistinctly]

372
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:38,025
It's Camille,
and I'm fine.

373
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,819
Look, don't be stubborn.
We'll take you home.

374
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,403
I'm not being stubborn.

375
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,740
I'm perfectly capable of
getting my own transportation.

376
00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:45,157
Shit.

377
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,160
Look, we'll have you home
in ten minutes, promise.

378
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,911
All right?
Come on.

379
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,706
Okay, yes, but only
'cause I'm running late.

380
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,709
[soft hip-hop music]

381
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,835
♪ ♪

382
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,090
Uh, first stop is 121st
and Morningside.

383
00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:01,590
Got it.

384
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,552
Mr. Ice Bags, go ahead
and turn the heat on, man.

385
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,345
[driver]
No heat.

386
00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:07,137
Are sure you're okay?

387
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,181
I mean,
it seemed like we're okay.

388
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,226
Yeah, totally okay.
[chuckles]

389
00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:13,895
Okay.

390
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,564
♪ ♪

391
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,357
I'm just worried that my text

392
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,151
might've made
the night a little weird.

393
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,111
What?
What text?

394
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,572
No, your quiet voice
is making this weird.

395
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,324
You know, 'cause I was talking
about us working together.

396
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,324
You know what I'm saying?

397
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,578
Like, was working together
a mistake?

398
00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:31,913
Right. Yeah, of course.

399
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,248
No, no, no mistake.

400
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,791
You know,
t-this was easy.

401
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,877
We did it good...
together, doing that thing.

402
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,381
- Whatever you say.
- What's that supposed to mean?

403
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,926
It means I'm agreeing with you.
It's a good thing.

404
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,472
Yeah, because, you know,
I just need to get home.

405
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,808
I have to meet up
with Jameson.

406
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,811
Hmm, the boyfriend.
[snickers]

407
00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,375
♪ ♪

408
00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:57,938
What?

409
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,566
I know you want to say
some slick shit.

410
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,191
I don't want to say
no slick shit

411
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:04,613
about Slim Jim, bare chest,
chicken leg-looking ass.

412
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:06,155
[chuckles]

413
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,407
I'm just kidding.

414
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,534
Look, I'm happy for you.

415
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,912
Honestly.
I mean, you deserve love.

416
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:17,291
♪ ♪

417
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,586
Um, sir, I'm sorry,
you just passed my street,

418
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:25,008
but it's okay 'cause you can
just let me hop out right here.

419
00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:26,425
Hello?

420
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,260
Yo, shut the fuck up.

421
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,741
Bro, don't talk to her
like that.

422
00:15:29,742 --> 00:15:31,221
Yo, who are you?
Her attorney?

423
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,307
You deserve love.
Shut up, Dr. Phil.

424
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,310
Fat-ass Craig Robinson got
some jokes up there, huh?

425
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:37,062
Nigga, you lucky
I'm with my girl,

426
00:15:37,063 --> 00:15:38,020
otherwise I'd handle...

427
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,730
I didn't mean it
like that, boo.

428
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,503
Fuck, I just did this
in an Uber.

429
00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,140
Are you sure we got
in the right car?

430
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:44,778
[Ian]
Louis, this is your car, right?

431
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,362
[Camille]
Something's wrong.

432
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,613
Hey, just go ahead
and pull over,

433
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,032
and we'll... we'll go on
about our business...

434
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,366
- Oh!
- Hey! Whoa!

435
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,077
Say one more thing,
I'm gonna light your ass up

436
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:53,620
- like Times Square.
- I was just kidding

437
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:55,162
about that
Craig Robinson thing, dog.

438
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,581
- [driver] Oh, no, no.
- I... I didn't mean it..

439
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,395
- [driver] That hurt.
- Get off me.

440
00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:00,209
[driver]
Oh, shit! You got a phone.

441
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,795
Everybody's got a phone.
Come on, hand 'em over.

442
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,382
- All right, man, just chill.
- Here, here, here.

443
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:06,799
- His too.
- [Camille] Yeah, yeah.

444
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,927
If you look at the photos,
don't judge.

445
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,135
Samsung?

446
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,741
You make more money
than that, man.

447
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,348
And don't do nothing
stupid either,

448
00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:14,848
'cause y'all look stupid.

449
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,394
Fucking stupid, stupider,
and stupidest.

450
00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:19,019
♪ She's on fire ♪

451
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,232
♪ Damn right, she's on fire ♪

452
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,693
All right, lets bowl.

453
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,610
Let me do this!

454
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,739
- God, he hates me.
- [laughs]

455
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,073
You're crazy.

456
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,075
I grew up
with four little brothers.

457
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,078
Boys just want to do it
all themselves.

458
00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:37,664
- Dumb boys.
- Who you telling?

459
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:38,873
Bad luck with men, too?

460
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,290
Huh?

461
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,919
Oh, I assumed you knew.
I'm gay.

462
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,088
Oh.

463
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,508
Cool.
[chuckles awkwardly]

464
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,092
Good job, J.J.!

465
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,343
Can I get another chance?

466
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,470
Yeah, of course,
you get two chances, bud.

467
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,140
You just got to wait
for the ball to come back.

468
00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:56,725
- Our food is here.
- [Quinn] Okay.

469
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,727
All right.
See you in a bit.

470
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,937
- Okay.
- I'm watching.

471
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:04,231
♪ ♪

472
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,526
Oh, God,
he's so bad at bowling.

473
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,318
[chuckles]

474
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,529
I hope I didn't
freak you out.

475
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,740
What?
Why would that freak me out?

476
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,368
No, please,
one of my best friends is gay.

477
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,577
[laughs]

478
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,621
Oh, my God,
did I literally just say that?

479
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,789
- You're fine.
- Sorry.

480
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,001
You know your mom tried
to set me up with someone?

481
00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:24,418
What?

482
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,170
A 56-year old art therapist

483
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,840
and I'm guessing, like,
the only lesbian she knows.

484
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:31,133
- My aunt Peg.
- [laughs]

485
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,386
She set you up
with my aunt Peg.

486
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,220
Oh, my God.

487
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,976
Gay or straight, my mom is
absolutely horrible at fix-ups.

488
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:42,061
The last guy that she set me up
with,

489
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,917
she swore he was gonna be
my husband.

490
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,774
Asked me for money
on the first date.

491
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:46,732
No, he didn't.

492
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,317
She's terrible,
I'm telling you.

493
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,194
You think it'd be easier
for two attractive women

494
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,071
who have their shit together
to find partners.

495
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,157
Amen.
[sighs]

496
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,785
But, I mean, look at you.
You must...

497
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,369
you must get dates
all the time.

498
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,537
Confession time?

499
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,917
This was supposed to be a date,
but she stood me up.

500
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,460
The only reason
I posted that story

501
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:06,752
was because I think she forgot,

502
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,775
and if she saw it,
it would remind her.

503
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:10,799
Oh, no! Why didn't you
just call her?

504
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,174
I did...

505
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,280
- like, six times.
- [scoffs]

506
00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:16,251
- And I texted her.
- Oh.

507
00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:18,223
- Yeah. I'm a loser.
- Sorry.

508
00:18:18,224 --> 00:18:20,599
No.
Oh, no, you are not.

509
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,394
That's the last thing you are.

510
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,104
It's her loss.

511
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,628
Can I please have
another soda?

512
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,776
Yeah.
I'll get you another one.

513
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,612
You stay there,
and I'll get it, okay?

514
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,114
Two sodas,
he's got to love me.

515
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,617
Of course.
You're freakin' lovable.

516
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,620
[upbeat hip-hop music]

517
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:41,621
♪ ♪

518
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,124
All you had to do
was say something nice,

519
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,086
but you just couldn't
help yourself, could you?

520
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:49,753
I asked a simple question.

521
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,129
You bashed
a Black filmmaker...

522
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,090
I didn't bash him.
You overexaggerating.

523
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,988
...in front of his
very white producer.

524
00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:56,886
You know how hard it is
for Black people

525
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,095
to get something made?

526
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,057
And then to have
an investor believe in you

527
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,516
and want to help you,

528
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,185
when the whole world
don't want to see you succeed.

529
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,771
- I was just keeping it real.
- Oh-ho-ho.

530
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:09,357
You're gonna be keeping it
real unemployed.

531
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,691
That's what you gonna do.

532
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,860
You want to curse out
every gatekeeper

533
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,904
in the name
of "keeping it real," for what?

534
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:17,323
You want to win,
you play the game.

535
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,657
That's what I was trying to do

536
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,242
before you came
and fucked my shit up.

537
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,827
Okay, if playing the game
means I have

538
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,747
to stand problematic art,
then count me out.

539
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,041
We need to tell the truth.

540
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,334
- Oh, the truth?
- Yes.

541
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,839
Black art deserves criticized
just like every other art form.

542
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,548
That's how we get better.

543
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,719
Oh, okay,
Miss That's How We Get Better.

544
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,701
You want criticism?
Here you go.

545
00:19:40,702 --> 00:19:43,683
Get Out: The Musical was bad.

546
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,580
It was horrific.

547
00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:47,477
But y'all said...

548
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:50,189
Oh, we were not trying
to hurt your feelings.

549
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,398
That's what friends do.

550
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,569
Lying to me does not make me
look better.

551
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,320
It makes me look stupid!

552
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,614
I knew I shouldn't have did
this shit!

553
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,867
See, some things are
just better left unsaid.

554
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,578
Like you kept a whole husband
to yourself?

555
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,290
Since we're giving out
constructive criticism,

556
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,624
just a note...

557
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,711
not my marriage,
but some random dude pops up,

558
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,295
cosigns a surgery,

559
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,090
and then just disappears like
some sort of magical Negro.

560
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,717
What the fuck was that?

561
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,301
Okay.

562
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,846
Low blow,
but I get it.

563
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,058
It was a long time ago,
I'm a different Tye now.

564
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,581
It seems like there's a bunch
of different Tyes.

565
00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:31,104
We've been hanging out
with you since college,

566
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,525
and there's still so much
about you we do not know.

567
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:38,028
Look, I'm sorry.

568
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,530
The divorce papers
are signed.

569
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,201
Brandon is gone. I'm closing
that chapter of my life.

570
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,745
And I promise,
from here on out,

571
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,455
no more secrets.

572
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,083
So how many men
have you slept with?

573
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,333
Angie, none.

574
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,126
Bitch, just give me a ballpark.
You lying.

575
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,588
Should we go back
to your place, get some food?

576
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:57,422
No, I'm wiped out.

577
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,176
I'm just gonna go home
and go to bed.

578
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:03,033
[bowling pins clatter]

579
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,889
Hey! Good job!
Well done!

580
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,394
♪ Balenciaga brought it back,
and all these bitches fucked ♪

581
00:21:09,395 --> 00:21:11,583
♪ It's big bags bustin' out
the Bentley bad ♪

582
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,773
♪ Take 'em, man, Birkin bag,
Bardi back ♪

583
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,482
♪ And all you bitches fucked ♪

584
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,902
♪ If it's up, then it's up,
then it's up ♪

585
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,319
[both] Oh!

586
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,862
♪ Then it's up,
then it's stuck, huh ♪

587
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,658
♪ Up, then it's up,
if it's up, then it's stuck ♪

588
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,200
♪ If it's up, then it's up ♪

589
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,953
♪ Then it's up,
then it's stuck, huh ♪

590
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:29,621
[laughs] Oh, my God.

591
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,581
We actually got it.
[chuckles]

592
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,437
♪ They probably not,
If I had a dick ♪

593
00:21:33,438 --> 00:21:35,294
♪ You'd probably lick it
like a lollipop ♪

594
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,545
[J.J.]
Yuck!

595
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:41,384
Oh, J.J., um,
look what we got for you.

596
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:44,803
[soulful hip-hop music]

597
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,555
[driver]
Get down the stairs.

598
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,933
- [Camille] Where are we?
- [Ian] Shit, I don't know.

599
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,832
So you think this is
about drugs or sex trafficking?

600
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,732
Oh, my God, sex trafficking
is my worst nightmare.

601
00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:57,024
Okay, something tells me

602
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,651
you don't have to worry
about that so much.

603
00:21:58,652 --> 00:21:59,901
That's sexist, Camille.

604
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,320
Man, shut the fuck up
and keep walking.

605
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,219
And don't nobody want to
have sex with you anyway.

606
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,649
- I think you're very sexable.
- Man, shut up!

607
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:10,079
- I think you are sexable, too.
- Aw, thanks.

608
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,580
I bought a Peloton.

609
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:14,083
- [Camille] Did we time-travel?
- [driver] Get your ass...

610
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,418
[Louis]
Ooh, I can use a nice cocktail.

611
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,047
- [Ian] Louis, Louis.
- [Camille shouts indistinctly]

612
00:22:19,048 --> 00:22:21,048
Go upstairs, go upstairs.

613
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:24,052
[Camille] So... so this is
a long-distance robbery.

614
00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:25,803
He could've just robbed us
back in Harlem.

615
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,555
I'm guessing he wanted
to avoid the cameras.

616
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,014
Get your ass in there.

617
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,142
All right,
clear out the accounts.

618
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,309
What? I-I can't.

619
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,061
- What?
- I mean, in this day and age,

620
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,064
it doesn't really work
like that because of situations

621
00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:37,481
like the one
we're literally in right now.

622
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,233
Yeah, I mean, you can only
get out, like, $500 a time.

623
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,693
I mean, I can't even
get that much right now

624
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,235
'cause the way
my account is set up.

625
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,863
You know, I got one of them...
them RushCards, so...

626
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,030
You got RushCard?

627
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,241
It was a free trial.
I couldn't pass it up.

628
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:49,452
Okay, how much
can I get from you right now?

629
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,892
Um, maybe, like, 350 each?

630
00:22:51,893 --> 00:22:54,331
350?
I got, like, 200.

631
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,291
[sighs] Get it.
Get your 200 out.

632
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,585
- You stand right there.
- [Camille] Yep.

633
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,045
- There you go.
- Standing.

634
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,505
What are doing
with this clown?

635
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,881
- Uh...
- [ATM beeps]

636
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,256
You look good tonight.

637
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,593
- I mean, your skin is amazing.
- Thank you.

638
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,136
Give me that.
All right, stand back.

639
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,303
Stand over here.

640
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,639
Go ahead, princess.
It's your turn, beautiful.

641
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,098
Take your money out.

642
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,809
Feeling like big man with
that gun in your hand, huh?

643
00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:14,435
Yeah, thanks for noticing.

644
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,688
All right, get in...
No, go that way, mother...

645
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,544
Get in there.
Get your ass in there, boy.

646
00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:21,400
You got your money.
Now please let us go.

647
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,527
What, so you can call
the cops?

648
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,613
That's not how
this night's gonna end.

649
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,700
[Camille]
We have to get out of here.

650
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,537
Shit, it's sealed shut.

651
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,665
- Shit.
- Try to hop through the vent.

652
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,042
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.

653
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,918
Step up.

654
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,337
Okay, you know what? This
isn't Mission Impossible, okay?

655
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,757
And we both know my ass is not
gonna fit in that small hole.

656
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,467
This is what happens
when you lie.

657
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,822
These are the consequences...

658
00:23:47,823 --> 00:23:49,459
death in the middle
of nowhere

659
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,096
in a Prohibition-era brothel.

660
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:54,370
What you mean, lie?
What are you talking about?

661
00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:57,645
I lied to Jameson
about meeting up with you.

662
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:03,151
Well, I didn't tell Mira
about us...

663
00:24:03,152 --> 00:24:05,695
meeting today either.

664
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,112
Why?

665
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,738
[sighs]
I don't know.

666
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,075
It just seemed like it was
difficult to explain, you know.

667
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,416
Ian, are we gonna die?

668
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,000
[sighs]

669
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,754
If Dateline has taught me
anything...

670
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:24,964
yeah.

671
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,759
So this is it.

672
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,555
This is how
Miss Doctor Camille Parks

673
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:34,223
leaves this earth.

674
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,644
I always thought
that I would be surrounded

675
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,355
by friends and family...

676
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,192
Prince playing
in the background.

677
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:45,442
[chuckles]

678
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,486
You know,
you always liked Prince.

679
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,196
Yeah.

680
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:52,574
[chuckles]

681
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,367
You never answered my text.

682
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,787
How could you never
answer my text?

683
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,622
Your work text?

684
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,540
[clicks tongue]
You know it wasn't about work.

685
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:05,379
I just want things to be
less awkward between us...

686
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,798
you know, like we used to be.

687
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,801
It's like a...
[sighs]

688
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,013
...it's like a soufflé
that fell a little bit,

689
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:17,600
and every time I try to fix it,
I just...

690
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:18,768
fuck it up.

691
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:23,063
Yeah.

692
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,566
Camille, I still love you.

693
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,609
I never stopped.

694
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,613
[♪ Doja Cat: "Up and Down"]

695
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:34,616
♪ ♪

696
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,451
[door bangs open]

697
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,246
- [Camille] Oh, my God!
- Come here, come here.

698
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:39,705
I got you.
I got you.

699
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,164
Oh, there you are.

700
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,667
- [Ian sighs]
- [Camille] Oh!

701
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,627
I've missed you guys.

702
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,127
What happened?

703
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:49,464
Oh, he took all the money from
my cards, and then he left.

704
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,802
But, luckily, he underestimated
the value of the vulva.

705
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:55,638
Let's get the hell
out of here.

706
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,889
Yeah, yeah.

707
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,079
♪ Then go up and down ♪

708
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,363
♪ Kind of like a yo-yo ♪

709
00:26:02,364 --> 00:26:04,647
♪ Up and down, up and down ♪

710
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:07,316
♪ ♪

711
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,339
Hey.

712
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,497
Hey.

713
00:26:11,498 --> 00:26:13,655
♪ ♪

714
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,491
What happened?

715
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,075
Ah...

716
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,869
dinner with Angie
turned into drinks.

717
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:23,749
Drinks turned to more drinks,
and there was a lot of drinks.

718
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,544
I'm sorry I didn't call,
I left my phone in the Uber.

719
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,212
Is Angie good?

720
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:33,467
'Cause I know you're not good
unless your friends are good.

721
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,637
Yeah.
I mean, you know, she's...

722
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,514
figuring it out.

723
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,182
You know?

724
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,475
Sometimes it hard to tell

725
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,228
if you're making
the right decision.

726
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,876
Well, she should trust
her gut.

727
00:26:46,877 --> 00:26:48,888
It'll never steer you wrong.

728
00:26:48,889 --> 00:26:50,900
[Camille]
There are two ways

729
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:54,113
to be unburdened
by the weight of a secret.

730
00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:57,325
♪ That you gonna go
up and down ♪

731
00:26:57,326 --> 00:26:59,492
♪ Kind of like a yo-yo ♪

732
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,704
[Camille] You can make
the choice to disclose it...

733
00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:03,913
♪ Higher ♪

734
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:07,021
♪ Till you're feeling
low, low ♪

735
00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:10,128
♪ That you gonna go
up and down ♪

736
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:13,132
[Camille]...or you can wait
until it exposes itself.

737
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:16,009
♪ ♪

738
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,179
Yo, Brandon,
how you doing?

739
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,637
I'm awesome.

740
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,433
Great. And did you get a chance
to sign those divorce papers?

741
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:26,187
- No, not yet.
- Is that my table from the...

742
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:27,562
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm.

743
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:31,359
Just trying to make
your guest room feel like home.

744
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,109
[chuckles]

745
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:36,030
It has been
a really long night.

746
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,031
♪ ♪

747
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:41,744
Either way, the truth
will set you free...

748
00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:43,161
right?

749
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,871
♪ Hooks on hooks on hooks
like hey ♪

750
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,582
♪ You want to just
call me captain ♪

751
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,583
♪ Life can take you higher ♪

752
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,774
♪ Then you're feeling
low, low ♪

753
00:27:51,775 --> 00:27:54,965
♪ That you gonna go
up and down ♪

754
00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:58,177
♪ Kind of like a yo-yo ♪

755
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:01,388
♪ Life can take you higher ♪

756
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:04,495
♪ Then you're feeling
low, low ♪

757
00:28:04,496 --> 00:28:07,603
♪ That you gonna go
up and down ♪

758
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:10,793
♪ Kind of like a yo-yo ♪

759
00:28:10,794 --> 00:28:14,099
♪ Life can take you higher ♪

760
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:17,253
♪ Till you feeling
low, low ♪

761
00:28:17,254 --> 00:28:20,408
♪ That you gonna go
up and down ♪

762
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:23,619
♪ Kind of like a yo-yo ♪

763
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:30,619
♪ ♪

764
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,314
♪ One minute I feel shit ♪

765
00:28:32,315 --> 00:28:33,972
♪ Next minute I'm the shit ♪

766
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,594
♪ It get under my skin ♪

767
00:28:35,595 --> 00:28:37,197
♪ Kind of just like a tick ♪

768
00:28:37,198 --> 00:28:38,812
♪ Some people make me sick ♪

769
00:28:38,813 --> 00:28:40,412
♪ I'ma just bite my fist ♪

770
00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:42,025
♪ I'ma just wet my wrist ♪

771
00:28:42,026 --> 00:28:43,729
♪ Fuck a nigga till he limp ♪

772
00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:45,477
♪ This doesn't need
a caption ♪

773
00:28:45,478 --> 00:28:47,225
♪ I'm a real bitch,
you half one ♪

774
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,228
♪ Hate all you want,
lil bitch, these bands I got ♪

775
00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:50,645
♪ You won't get a fraction ♪

776
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,231
♪ I'm sorry
that you're lost, boy ♪

777
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:53,648
♪ I'ma go down like Jackson ♪

778
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,233
♪ Hooks on hooks on hooks
like hey ♪

779
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,819
♪ You want to just
call me captain ♪

780
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,425
♪ Life can take you higher ♪

781
00:28:59,426 --> 00:29:02,031
♪ Then you feeling low, low ♪

782
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:05,411
♪ That you gonna go
up and down ♪