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快接電話

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嗨，是我，趕快回電好嗎？
好像有人…

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好像有人闖進屋內了
回電給我，好嗎？

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不…

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喂，是誰在那裡？

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我要報警了

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1988年11月1日

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地獄日
我們所知的世界末日

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雷根譴責蘇聯的侵略行為

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回去！

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《克里夫蘭保衛報》

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波利比烏斯

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起床了，小鬼

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起來奮鬥囉

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成人禮

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–小麥，我的隨身聽呢？
–我哪知道

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再被我抓到妳拿走，妳就死定了

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閃啦，狄倫，你會吵醒她

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媽，妳不用起來

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哎呀，妳知道妳是不需要去做這個的

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沒事的啦，媽，頂多兩小時

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我想試試看

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妳為什麼這麼急著要離開我們呢

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這我們談過了

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這是第一份工作

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上大學之前
我至少還會待在家六年

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之後妳和梅希可以去白宮看我

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妳爸爸會為妳自豪的

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小心點

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會的

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–再見，媽媽
–再見

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加油！

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掰掰

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送報女孩

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布希，1988年

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馬里恩街3675號

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放回去！

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先生，很抱歉，你家不是我負責的

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想偷我的報紙
一看就知道妳是個臭小偷

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你們這些日本人
在郊區開工廠已經夠討厭了

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–我是中國人…
–誰鳥妳！

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先生，你的報紙在這裡

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–我同事搞混了
–我沒搞混

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妳們兩個都給我滾

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妳是想為了幾毛錢
被種族歧視爛咖爆頭嗎？

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不客氣喔

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嘿

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嘿！

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嘿，我剛才不會有事的

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好喔

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–妳叫什麼名字？
–艾琳

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我叫小蒂，妳挑了個爛日子開工

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地獄日？

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萬聖節隔天？

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–那又怎樣？
–萬聖節四小時前才剛結束

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妳待會就知道，新來的

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妳負責的路線是？

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馬里恩街，然後凱洛林街

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馬里恩街離這裡兩條街
妳走錯路了

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來

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–帥欸
–對啊

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這小寶貝花了我49.99美元

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還不含稅和電池

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–它有自動對頻…
–哈囉

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好，我們隔著距離再用吧

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–抱歉
–那台妳拿著

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有事呼叫我

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–喂，譚雅！
–蒂芬妮

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–什麼？
–我叫蒂芬妮

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我們去年一起送報

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隨便啦

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我剛看到華利貝克
還有他那票廢渣哥們

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–在鐵杉街那裡追一個送報女生
–靠

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新來的，快來，我們需要人手

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–跟上，小鬼
–來了

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走

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死青少年

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你們看，小屁孩來了

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扮裝很帥嘛，廢渣

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妳叫我什麼？

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混球，你明明聽到了

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走開啦，死變態

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快跑！跑啊！

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掰啦，遜咖

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快！

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小心

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剛超帥的啦！

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看到華利的表情沒？整個嚇到閃尿

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一群遜咖

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灌下兩瓶啤酒
就以為自己天下無敵了

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謝謝妳們來救我

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妳叫小麥，對吧？

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對，怎樣？

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瞧，我有粉絲了

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妳是這一帶第一個送報小子
不是…妳知道的

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不是男生？

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現在的薪水只有以前的一半

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所以才會找一群小妞
來幹這鳥工作吧

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至於妳

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妳一定是負責楓樹街的
布蘭曼小妞吧

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–KJ
–對

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布蘭曼國家第一銀行的布蘭曼？

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還有布蘭曼公共圖書館

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我爺爺算是…我…

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他是個他媽的大人物

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–對吧？
–小麥

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–是啦
–很高興認識妳

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–小蒂
–很高興認識妳，小蒂

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是啊

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我爸說你們這些人擁有全世界

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你們這些人？

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她是新來的，第一天跑

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看得出來

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好吧

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布蘭曼、譚雅、新來的

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很高興跟妳們聊天，但我要先閃了

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下次見

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還是我們…

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一起行動

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今天是地獄日

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謝謝再聯絡

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要的話妳們自己組一隊女童軍

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來嘛，小麥，也沒什麼壞處吧

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說不定可以順利全部送完

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妳是想升官喔？

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我只想平安順利送完
我有更重要的事要做

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而且我有TRC-218
我們可以分成兩組

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–什麼東西？
–她有無線對講機，我們可以…

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保持聯絡

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好吧

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免得妳們三個嚇到閃尿

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一起騎到桑尼代爾，然後分兩組

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對講機怪咖和富二代，妳們一組

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新來的，妳和我一組

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遵命，大麥克

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我的媽，我不會咬妳好嗎？

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走啦

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這些白痴老屁孩怎麼還在玩扮裝？

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我八歲就不玩“不給糖就搗蛋”了

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而且現在學期中欸

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臭婊子，好耶

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遜咖

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妳最後一次扮裝是扮什麼？

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在妳決定全力拚功課之前

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太空人

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妳呢？

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我是韋恩格雷茨基

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小麥，妳呢？

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小麥？

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彩虹小熊

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妳說什麼？

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我說彩虹小熊

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也太可愛了吧

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我那時才四歲

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新來的，妳呢？

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–我只玩過一次“不給糖就搗蛋”
–真的假的？

157
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對啊，有點蠢，但我媽覺得

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我和我妹晚上出門太危險

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但我覺得她應該只是
不敢跟鄰居講話，因為我們是…

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她英語不太好

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不過後來我試了一次
就覺得我玩這個太老了，算了

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–妳們可以叫我艾琳…
–等一下，新來的

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妳試試頻道3

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有事的話，按住旁邊的大按鈕說話

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–小蒂，走吧
–走吧

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測試， 嘶嘶

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–我聽得到
–很好

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00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:46,387
走吧，時間不多

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有說會下雨嗎？

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00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:00,360
KJ，我們繞小路去奧斯華

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走這邊比較快

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放開我！

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喂！

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–喂！
–喂！放開她！

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–喂！
–喂！

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–小麥
–回來！也太有種了吧！

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–給我回來！
–天哪！

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喂，跑什麼跑？

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–還好嗎？
–沒事

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我的對講機呢？

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對不起，我保證還妳一個

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不可能，妳知道
我存了幾年的聖誕節獎金嗎？

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譚雅，她剛被搶了

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00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,979
–妳可以不要那麼兇嗎？
–是剛那些混蛋嗎？

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不知道，沒看到，應該是吧

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–是華利沒錯
–沒關係，沒事了

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沒事的，起來走一走

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謝謝

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這條街上的卡森太太
這時候通常起來了

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–我們報警吧
–鎮上的條子啥都不會做

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所以呢？只能吞下來？

192
00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:57,166
我今早真是被欺負夠了

193
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,794
真的，我們不就是送報而已

194
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,170
這是公用服務欸

195
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:03,589
說真的

196
00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:07,135
我是不怕華利貝克和他那票走狗啦

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00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,886
我也不怕

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00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:15,435
4166

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00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:18,604
死白痴，聽到的話，等著吧

200
00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:21,107
我們要去把東西拿回來

201
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,485
走吧，上

202
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,947
相信我，他們往這邊去了

203
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,410
我哥和朋友都在這裡開趴

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00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:33,786
一定很有意思

205
00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:37,790
對啊，你們家是香檳敬酒那掛的吧

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00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,426
好了，關燈，把車留在這裡

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快點

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好了

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00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:03,191
賭五塊華利他們就躲在那裡面

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00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,444
我們就這樣衝進去跟他們打架？

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00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,488
這就是我們的計畫？

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00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:13,993
錯，如果小蒂的對講機壞了
我們要殺了他們

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沒錯

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這什麼味道？

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00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,814
聞起來像臭襪子和嘔吐物

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00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,611
新來的，妳打過架嗎？

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00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,782
真假？好，我看看妳的拳頭

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00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:57,453
不對，大拇指要在外面
不然很容易斷掉

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00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:01,457
可以用踢的，用咬的也行

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00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,268
妳們有聽到嗎？

221
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:28,109
來吧，他們在地下室

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超詭異的地下室？

223
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好啊，去就去

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關掉

225
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,282
來把這些死廢渣轟出來

226
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,159
等一下，我來

227
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,535
好，去吧

228
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,245
–準備好沒？好
–好

229
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,956
哈囉，死廢渣！

230
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,167
對講機還來！

231
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,460
我知道是你們，王八蛋！

232
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,419
快拿東西！

233
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,337
蒂芬妮

234
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,422
小麥！小心！

235
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:33,466
妳還好嗎？

236
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,219
他們是什麼人？

237
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:39,889
不知道，但肯定不是華利貝克！

238
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,432
我們趕快離開這裡

239
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,725
對講機還在他們手上

240
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,269
誰還有空管妳的對講機？
妳有看到他的臉嗎？

241
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,485
快走！

242
00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:56,113
快走…

243
00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,450
要怎麼出去？

244
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,953
–那傢伙的臉是怎樣？
–大家！

245
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,162
現在幾點？

246
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,956
半小時後日出

247
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,874
但天好亮

248
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,001
至少本來應該是這個時間

249
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,712
–我要趕快回家
–我也是

250
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,005
管他的，快跑

251
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:14,966
–快，各位，走
–快點！

252
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,467
–動作快
–快走

253
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,429
現在是怎樣？

254
00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:26,560
我家就在附近

255
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,355
動作快！離開這裡！

256
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,988
快，快點！

257
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:42,910
–小麥，電話在哪？
–讓我思考

258
00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:44,662
天空怎麼會長這樣？

259
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,414
冷靜，大家

260
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,126
–妳幹嘛？
–沒有

261
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,043
新來的，坐

262
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:53,629
妳們…看到天空了吧？

263
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:55,339
停電了

264
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:57,717
狄倫？爸？

265
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,051
會不會是去上班？

266
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,888
什麼？不會，工廠還沒開門

267
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:05,182
我哥連挖水溝的工作都找不到

268
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:08,811
這是妳的嗎？

269
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:10,521
隨便

270
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:13,482
不是每個人都買得起百貨公司的東西

271
00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:15,109
我不是故意…

272
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,444
隨便啦

273
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:20,031
太奇怪了，我爸去哪都帶著菸

274
00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:22,408
說不定大家都撤離了

275
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,493
遭受核攻擊的標準流程

276
00:21:24,577 --> 00:21:25,703
誰知道是不是

277
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,831
–不然是外星人嗎？
–我是說我們又不知道

278
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,208
我的對講機呢？

279
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,593
–那是什麼鬼語言？
–俄語吧

280
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:41,886
–不好笑
–拜託

281
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,304
我沒在搞笑！

282
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,639
好了，大家，很明顯出了什麼大事

283
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,516
我知道聽起來有點誇張

284
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,519
但我們來的路上有人看到什麼人嗎？

285
00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:53,022
拜託，現在是他媽的大清早

286
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,398
不，她說的對

287
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:57,443
仔細想想，好像也沒看到車子在跑

288
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:58,944
妳有嗎？

289
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,238
沒有

290
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,035
我…我得走了

291
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:08,496
什麼？抱歉，小鬼，不可能

292
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,040
我們不知道外面發生什麼事

293
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:13,334
出了什麼事我可不會出去救妳

294
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,044
小麥，別那麼兇，真是的

295
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:15,961
咬我啊

296
00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:20,132
妳不懂

297
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:24,470
我等不了
我媽連自己去銀行都沒辦法

298
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:28,015
我跟妳們不一樣，有人需要我

299
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:31,185
–講什麼鬼話？
–就是啊

300
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,228
對不起

301
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,397
我沒別的意思，只是…
我媽的英語…

302
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,777
–如果這是某種…
–侵略事件？

303
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:40,986
緊急事件！

304
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,072
她會搞不清楚狀況，好嗎？

305
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,117
讓我走吧

306
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,123
新來的…對不起，不行，小麥說的對

307
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,582
現在最好待著別亂跑

308
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,292
–做好掩護
–蒂芬妮

309
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,047
那就這樣

310
00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:04,260
不進

311
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:07,847
不出

312
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,183
我們在這裡等

313
00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:18,899
如果是某種侵略事件

314
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:23,487
至少我不用穿
我媽買的蠢洋裝參加成人禮

315
00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:24,822
成人禮是什麼鬼？

316
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:29,410
不重要啦

317
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:33,581
我送報只送了一年
但遇過的事可精彩了

318
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:34,790
不會吧

319
00:23:34,874 --> 00:23:37,334
比那傢伙以為我偷報紙
狂揮棒球棒還慘？

320
00:23:37,418 --> 00:23:38,794
慘多了

321
00:23:38,878 --> 00:23:41,422
有次我去馬里恩街收錢

322
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,675
那傢伙是個超長期訂戶

323
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,928
我按了門鈴，準備好說詞

324
00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:50,681
門一開，那傢伙全身光溜溜

325
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,225
–連內褲也沒穿？
–什麼都沒穿

326
00:23:53,309 --> 00:23:55,311
–超噁的啦
–媽啊！

327
00:23:55,394 --> 00:23:57,521
原來他有夢遊症

328
00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,064
會傳染嗎？

329
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:03,277
不會，就是夢遊而已
他當時其實在睡覺

330
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,824
那應該被退訂閱了吧

331
00:24:08,908 --> 00:24:11,869
–一定要的
–拜託，這沒什麼

332
00:24:12,453 --> 00:24:15,664
我剛開始做的時候
一群工廠年輕人

333
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:18,125
剛結束夜班工作

334
00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:21,545
他們在阿默斯特街
朝我丟滿滿的啤酒罐

335
00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:23,797
–有夠過分
–超過分

336
00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:26,634
白白浪費好啤酒

337
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,930
來，吃一點

338
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,057
–妳怎麼有？
–謝啦

339
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:36,268
每年萬聖節我家都會分送這個

340
00:24:36,352 --> 00:24:37,895
一整片？

341
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,772
我家只會分送小塊的

342
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,814
對啊

343
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:45,361
我媽想讓鄰居喜歡我們

344
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:49,573
我家的鄰居真的很討厭我們

345
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,409
我喜歡妳

346
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,329
–我也是
–接住

347
00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,417
–很會丟嘛，豬頭
–反應很快嘛

348
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,002
多謝

349
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,682
–妳們有聽到嗎？
–那什麼聲音？

350
00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:17,977
–那什麼聲音？
–搞什麼？

351
00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:22,523
–那什麼聲音？
–大家，快點

352
00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:24,984
離窗戶遠點

353
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:28,612
好

354
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:31,407
媽的！

355
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:32,825
蘇聯人來了

356
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:38,706
外面有人嗎？

357
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,836
外面有人嗎？

358
00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:45,796
–小麥，那什麼東西？
–妳說呢？

359
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,172
–我爸的
–小麥

360
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,383
–不要這樣
–把槍放下，小麥

361
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:51,260
我哥跟我說過放在哪裡

362
00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:53,304
–小麥，把槍放下
–放下來

363
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,514
外面他媽的有人入侵！

364
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,057
–我們只能靠自己
–把槍放下

365
00:25:57,141 --> 00:25:58,976
–放下來，小麥
–又沒有上膛

366
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,811
–別鬧了
–放開我

367
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,943
有人…有人受傷嗎？

368
00:26:11,447 --> 00:26:12,656
我的天

369
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,285
看妳幹了什麼好事？

370
00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:20,581
艾琳！

371
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,459
艾琳

372
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,005
艾琳，妳要撐住

373
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,389
–沒事的
–她還好嗎？

374
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,434
–誰在開車？
–蒂芬妮，蒂芬妮在開車

375
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:42,394
現在要去醫院

376
00:26:42,478 --> 00:26:44,688
我們送妳去醫院，好嗎？

377
00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:45,814
艾琳，撐下去

378
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:48,233
妳愛看的節目主題曲是怎麼唱的？

379
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:49,526
艾琳，撐著點

380
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,528
–《歡樂家庭》
–《歡樂家庭》，對

381
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:52,613
我好喜歡那個節目

382
00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:53,989
唱給我聽

383
00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:58,369
再次綻放你那微笑吧

384
00:26:58,452 --> 00:27:00,996
沒錯，很好，繼續唱

385
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,164
小蒂，她要失去意識了

386
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,124
可以開快一點嗎？快點

387
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,668
我媽只讓我在停車場
開過一次車，好嗎？

388
00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:09,463
–保持清醒
–她不會有事的

389
00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:11,465
抓緊了

390
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:14,760
這些人是誰？

391
00:27:18,389 --> 00:27:20,432
–蒂芬妮，快開車，快點
–我在開了

392
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,351
又是屋子裡的那個傢伙

393
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,436
不！

394
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,650
哈囉，小鬼

395
00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:35,072
我們死了嗎？

396
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:38,283
中槍不一定會死

397
00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:41,078
未來不屬於懦弱之人

398
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:44,164
未來屬於勇敢之人

399
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,837
快點！扶她起來
艾琳，快起來

400
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,463
要去哪裡？

401
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:56,301
–停止移動了
–該死

402
00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:57,386
快點

403
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,930
–快點
–快走！

404
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:00,889
快點

405
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,267
–你把我們帶去哪裡？
–這是哪裡？

406
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,685
把她放下來，小心點

407
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:05,936
我們剛是用飛的嗎？

408
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,483
妳們朋友會沒事的，我們穿越了

409
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,694
–聽得懂“穿越”嗎？
–什麼意思？

410
00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:14,820
這爛東西…

411
00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:17,614
–這傢伙是哪位？外星人嗎？
–妳們跟這場戰爭沒關係

412
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,575
你們選錯時間跟我們槓上

413
00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:22,161
–我就知道是蘇聯幹的
–現在不是時候

414
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:25,080
快回太空艙那裡，等妳們安全了
我再向妳們解釋

415
00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:26,248
她快死了！

416
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:27,916
–他們就快來了
–誰？

417
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,001
拜託妳們快點

418
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,711
退下！我警告你們！

419
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:34,214
妳們不明白，妳們離家很遠了

420
00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,595
–他們來了！
–幫我扶她起來！

421
00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:41,597
來吧，快走

422
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,432
快走！

423
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:21,178
這不是真的…

424
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:32,606
天哪！是真的！

425
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,274
是真的！

426
00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:41,782
快點

427
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:48,455
妳還活著！妳怎麼站得起來？

428
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:52,167
–快跑！
–快！

429
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:57,089
起來

430
00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:01,885
拿去！地下人…

431
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:03,804
回家

432
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,847
我不懂！這什麼？

433
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,432
他們想幹嘛？

434
00:30:07,516 --> 00:30:09,810
小蒂，我們該走了，快走

435
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:11,436
快點

436
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,690
–走
–艾琳，快走

437
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:15,857
–快點
–走吧

438
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,962
大家，停！

439
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,098
他們殺了他們

440
00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,977
等一下，妳怎麼還活著？

441
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:05,741
不…

442
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:08,535
–不可能
–謝天謝地！我以為我殺了妳

443
00:31:08,619 --> 00:31:11,496
–妳剛快死了
–新來的，對不起

444
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,998
對不起，我不是故意的

445
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:17,085
我叫艾琳！不叫新來的！
我叫艾琳，好嗎？

446
00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:20,047
艾琳，好啦，對不起

447
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,924
我不是故意的，那是意外

448
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,350
其他人有受傷嗎？

449
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,811
我搞不懂現在是怎樣

450
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:44,237
如果這裡是我們想的那裡
我家就在附近

451
00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:47,074
–繼續走就對了
–對，別在這裡吵

452
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,410
所有人不准動

453
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:52,371
妳們是地下人嗎？

454
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,749
–地下人是什麼？
–拜託

455
00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,042
別這樣

456
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,377
–住手
–拜託別開槍

457
00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,712
嘿！是這個嗎？

458
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,714
你們在找這個？拿去

459
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:17,562
他…他死了嗎？

460
00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:19,606
–他是不是…
–天啊

461
00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:21,942
他不動了

462
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,781
他原本要殺了我們

463
00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:18,165
就是這間

464
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:24,254
–快開門
–我在開了

465
00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,559
媽？梅希！

466
00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:40,687
–把鞋脫掉
–電來了

467
00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,274
–媽
–謝天謝地

468
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:45,984
梅希

469
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:47,194
喂

470
00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:48,987
是誰在那裡？

471
00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:52,282
我要報警了

472
00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:57,913
–那是妳媽嗎？
–不是

473
00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:02,209
–妳怎麼會在我家？
–妳怎麼會在我家？

474
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:04,586
–我住在這裡
–我才住在這裡

475
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,672
艾琳，妳確定沒搞錯嗎？

476
00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:10,675
艾琳，妳得來看看這個

477
00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:13,637
妳們怎麼知道我的名字？

478
00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,556
妳們這群小鬼是什麼人？

479
00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,687
不對

480
00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:27,526
不對，不可能

481
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:30,987
等等，那是她

482
00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:33,114
妳在說什麼鬼話？她是她？

483
00:34:33,198 --> 00:34:34,241
看看她

484
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:36,743
我的天哪

485
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,497
不可能

486
00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:43,542
–什麼…
–…鬼！

487
00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:36,154
謹以此紀念劉洋洋

488
00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:37,238
字幕翻譯： 賴小獅

489
00:36:37,322 --> 00:36:38,323
創意監督
張世幸