1 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,220 [upbeat guitar riff] 2 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:21,287 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,522 - If it's not a nude beach, 4 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,457 they need to post a fucking sign. 5 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,759 - Freddy, fetch me more water. 6 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:30,163 Mama needs a bigger moat to keep out the riff-raff. 7 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,699 - Yes, Your Majesty. 8 00:00:32,765 --> 00:00:35,435 [panting] 9 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:36,769 - Hey, Gretch. - [sighs] 10 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:39,973 - Thanks again for inviting us to the beach. 11 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:41,407 - I invited you to the beach 12 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,243 to participate in a trash clean-up. 13 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:44,644 - Well, you suck at it. 14 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,981 Everywhere I look, I see garbage. 15 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,749 - We push forward, Camille. 16 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,385 The environment is no one's property to destroy, 17 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:55,188 yet everyone's responsibility to protect. 18 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,457 - Wow, that's a great quote to use 19 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,659 in my school essay about my hero. 20 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,396 - An essay about a hero, eh? Sit down and take notes. 21 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,498 I was only six months old when I noticed 22 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,434 everyone in the world was a fucking idiot. 23 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,637 - Actually, I'm writing about Aunt Gretchen 24 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:12,338 and her awesome work with climate change. 25 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,340 - Well, enjoy your F. 26 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,409 - Freddy! Freddy, get out of the water! 27 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,878 Shark! Shark! Freddy! 28 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,080 - ♪ Do, do, do, do-do, do, do, do, do ♪ 29 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,917 - No, actual shark! - Oh! 30 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:26,319 ♪ Do, do, do, do-do, do, do, do, do ♪ 31 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,354 - Dummy, you're gonna die! 32 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,355 - ♪ Do, do, do-do-- ♪ 33 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,824 [water splashes] 34 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,862 [screaming] 35 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,232 [beachgoers screaming] 36 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,134 - Oh, my God, Freddy! 37 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,102 - No one panic! I'll run for help! 38 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,337 Oof! 39 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,073 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,409 - ♪ Good, mm-hmm ♪ 41 00:01:49,475 --> 00:01:51,978 - ♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪ 42 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,715 ♪ And we just woke up in year 2020 ♪ 43 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,518 - ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪ 44 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:01,454 ♪ Roll another J and get high ♪ 45 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,090 ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪ 46 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,059 ♪ Me and my brothers getting fried ♪ 47 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,294 - ♪ The Freak Brothers ♪ 48 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,463 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,033 [upbeat musical riff] 50 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,603 - [whimpering] 51 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,571 - Stop your bitching, Freddy. 52 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,340 You're not the only one whose foot hurts. 53 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:21,941 I got sand in my shoes! 54 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:25,478 - I'm so sad. I had big plans for this foot. 55 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:26,779 - Don't worry, pal. 56 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,682 Harper has an in at the Phoenix Foot Foundry, 57 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,651 the only place in the country that does 58 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,854 experimental feet transplants. - I'm still on hold. 59 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,223 Cannot believe the wait music is "Footloose." 60 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:40,026 - You know, these shark attacks are happening more and more. 61 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,794 Global warming keeps pushing them into shallower waters 62 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,529 in search of food. - Pfft, who told you that? 63 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:48,635 Scientists who base their findings on "data"? 64 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:51,704 - So, Fredster, what say we make the best of 65 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,439 a bad situation? 66 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,808 We--we got you some temp foot choices. 67 00:02:55,875 --> 00:03:00,213 A skate, plunger, or a bowling pin. 68 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,015 - I guess I'll take the skate. 69 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:05,084 - We had a gelding growing up who lost a leg. 70 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:07,920 Pappy strapped all sorts of things to that stump, 71 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:10,923 including another stump. - [neighs loudly] 72 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,860 - Damn, it's my fault you were even in that water. 73 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:16,663 Me and my moat! - Don't say that, Kitty. 74 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:19,432 We both know I was gonna lose my foot one way or another. 75 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,367 I'm surprised I kept it this long. 76 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,404 - Well, until you're back to 100%, 77 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:27,373 I promise to only be caring and sweet to you. 78 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,575 [screams] You stepped on my tail, 79 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,711 you fucking brain-dead cripple! 80 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:35,148 Sweet and caring starting now. 81 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:36,783 - OK, here's your ID back. 82 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,451 Uh, so moving past the fact that 83 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,086 your legal first name is "Fat," 84 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,989 we registered you on the transplant list. 85 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,724 - Yay! - Yay! 86 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,660 - The tiny hiccup being, you have no insurance 87 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,663 and the operation will cost you $250,000. 88 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:54,534 [all gasp] - How do we get $250,000? 89 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,235 That's half a million! 90 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:57,503 - We gotta figure this shit out. 91 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,339 My best boo needs a foot. 92 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,708 - We should put on a benefit concert 93 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:05,745 like that one we did in 1965 to end the Vietnam War. 94 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:09,082 I mean, that worked, right? 95 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,785 When spit balling who could headline this concert, 96 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,621 we could think of only one act. 97 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,957 ScHoolboy-motherfuckin'-Q. 98 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,592 You're not gonna be a prick on this 99 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:22,495 just 'cause we sank your old yacht, are you? 100 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,531 - [vocalizing] 101 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,400 - Bruh, this sounds sketchy as fuck. 102 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,768 - It's gonna be great. 103 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,237 You know, back in the day, I penned a protest song, 104 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,407 helped raise awareness and a couple of skirts. 105 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,476 [chuckles] - Oh, yeah! 106 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,411 The one you wrote with my best friend Clint 107 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,146 that was all about me. 108 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,815 - He wasn't your best friend and it wasn't about you. 109 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,685 - Wasn't he, though? And wasn't it, though? 110 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,154 - Lemme give you a little taste, Q. 111 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:51,157 ♪ The taste of freedom's growing ♪ 112 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,460 ♪ From the north and from the south ♪ 113 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:57,063 [clang] - C'mon, man. 114 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,332 Why'd you wait so long to smash the fuckin' thing? 115 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,768 - Bruh, get that copyright infringement shit out of here. 116 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,470 That's the ad jingle for fucking Freedom Fudge, boy. 117 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:05,805 - A delightful ditty 118 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,608 and a delicious alternative to fruit. 119 00:05:08,674 --> 00:05:11,477 - T Squared, stream that bitch. 120 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,315 - ♪ The taste of freedom's growing ♪ 121 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:19,986 ♪ From the north and from the south ♪ 122 00:05:20,052 --> 00:05:23,055 ♪ Feel the power of its message ♪ 123 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,692 ♪ As you hold it in your mouth ♪ 124 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,227 Freedom Fudge, 125 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:32,131 the official fudge of the US Women's Bowling Team. 126 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,567 - Well, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, that's my song! 127 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,836 Me and Clint wrote it together 128 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,939 naked and tripping balls in the back of a police van! 129 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,708 - Why were you naked with my best friend? 130 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,343 - And why did it take two people 131 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:45,812 to write that piece of shit? 132 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:51,017 - We performed it at our anti-war benefit, remember? 133 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:53,986 both: ♪ Feel the power of its message ♪ 134 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,457 ♪ As you hold it in your mouth ♪ 135 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:58,691 [cheers and applause] 136 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,460 - We did it, Clint, me and you. 137 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,529 Give peace and reasonable opportunity! 138 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:04,864 Write that down. It's catchy. 139 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,467 - Hey, you filthy hippies don't have a permit. 140 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,669 - Here's your permit, pig. 141 00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:11,938 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,606 - Hey, stupid, if you really wrote that song, 143 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:14,640 you need to get paid. 144 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,775 That Clint motherfucker must be 145 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,243 made of stacks from your jingle. 146 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,011 - That's my boy's foot cheddar. 147 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:24,584 - So all we got to do is track down Clint. 148 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:27,753 - He got the grace of a young Brian Boitano. 149 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,256 [crash] [screams, grunts] 150 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,325 I shattered my ankle! 151 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:33,392 [laughter] 152 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,628 - You Nancy Kerriganed his ass. 153 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:39,065 - I see bone! [all laughing] 154 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:41,767 [funky music] 155 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,436 - He was a fair dude. 156 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,739 I'm sure he'll give me my share of the jingle money. 157 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,108 - Well, that's gonna be hard. 158 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:52,945 Looks like Clint Clenchmom died in 1971. 159 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,313 - No! 160 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,449 Why, God, why? 161 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:59,085 - Ah, I'm gonna be footless forever. 162 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:01,754 - Freddy, can you stop being so selfish? 163 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,991 My best friend just died 50 years ago. 164 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,492 - Where'd the skate go, Freddy? 165 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:09,295 - I switched to plunger foot. 166 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:13,299 - Hey, get that nasty-ass dump stump out of my face! 167 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,069 I mean, what a good idea. 168 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:21,841 - Holy moly. Freedom Fudge is owned by 169 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,377 the satanic overlord of the US Senate, 170 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:25,411 Mitch McConnell! 171 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,179 [horror music] 172 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:30,049 [all gasping] - Turtle man! Turn it off! 173 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,451 - All right, so this is the wrinkly bitch ass 174 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,253 who owes us our money. - Ha! 175 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,556 McConnell would never help you guys. 176 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,190 He's against anything good, 177 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,593 including the current climate bill. 178 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,029 - All I know is Freddy needs us. 179 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,998 Man's walking around with a turd pumper for a foot. 180 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:48,000 - Gentlemen, pack your travel weed 181 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,936 and our communal toothbrush. 182 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,104 We are going to Washington. 183 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:53,940 - Yeah, we are! 184 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,474 - [groans] My nuts! 185 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,310 - [laughs] Nut shot! 186 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:06,953 - Wow, the Statue of Liberty looks different in person. 187 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,854 - Thanks again for letting us tag along on 188 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:10,356 your D.C. road trip, guys. 189 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,959 - And thank you for paying all the gas, 190 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:15,661 lodging, and food expenses. I think that squares us. 191 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,229 - Camille, it's gonna be fun to 192 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:20,099 see your Aunt Gretch in action. - Yeah! 193 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,035 We're gonna go march and shout and--and change the world! 194 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:25,204 - Yeah, 'cause that's how it works. 195 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,807 - Well, we have a climate bill rally to get to. 196 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:29,175 Good luck, boys. 197 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:31,744 - We'll join you after we get Mitch McConnell 198 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:34,914 to give us a quarter mil for a foot transplant! 199 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:38,818 It does sound kind of peculiar when you say it out loud. 200 00:08:38,884 --> 00:08:40,853 - You know, it's a long trip. 201 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,724 Let's all just take a break, relax, and smoke my foot. 202 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:48,761 ♪ ♪ 203 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:51,530 - So getting to this, uh, fancy senator's 204 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,332 not gonna be a pony ride. 205 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,468 - Why don't we just call Matthew McConnelly 206 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,203 and make an appointment? 207 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:58,237 - Yo, pretty kitty, 208 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,640 you trying to find Mitch the bitch? 209 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,842 I deal in information. 210 00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:05,878 You hook me up, I'll hook you up. 211 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,981 - Uh-uh. I ain't gon' suck your squirrelly dick, 212 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,150 - Baby, that stopped workin' long ago. 213 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,386 - Then what do you want, you toothless rat? 214 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:16,389 - I wanna hit that foot pipe. 215 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:19,859 - Uh-uh-uh-uh, track marks, the 4-1-1 first. 216 00:09:19,925 --> 00:09:22,194 Where's Mitch? - Red State Barber Shop. 217 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:27,533 Mr. Mitch never misses his 2:00 p.m. wattle massage. 218 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,968 Oh! What the fuck? 219 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,870 This ain't meth. It's shitty weed! 220 00:09:30,936 --> 00:09:32,638 [switchblade clicks] You think this is a game? 221 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:33,773 - Ha! - [yelps] 222 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,541 - Get your sorry ass out of here, 223 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,810 you fuckin' crack squirrel! 224 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,212 ♪ ♪ 225 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:43,182 I got a chinless white dude with blue blazing. 226 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,950 Target acquired. 227 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:48,621 - [moaning] That's it, Raúl. 228 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:52,692 Get in there deep. Knead it like mama's cornbread. 229 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,461 - Why did I leave Haiti? 230 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:59,265 - Raúl, you're still the best wattle man in the game. 231 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:03,002 - Look here. I lick my own ass and I can't watch this. 232 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:07,273 - Excuse me, Marty McBarbecue? We're here to ambush you. 233 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:09,408 - I don't know what this is about but 234 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:13,245 I'll tell you what I told those coal miners with black lung 235 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:17,917 who drove ten hours to meet with me: you have two minutes. 236 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:21,420 - OK, well, uh, we're hoping to resolve 237 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,789 a tiny financial snafu. 238 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,393 - Your candy company ripped off a song this man wrote about me 239 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,595 and we haven't even seen a dime. 240 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,465 It's time to pay up. 250 large. 241 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:36,469 - If you hippies are referring to our jingle, [chuckles] 242 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:40,339 I bought that from a dirty beatnik decades ago. 243 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:43,542 - If you could see my friend's stump-- 244 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,945 well, it's a bong now, but if you could see-- 245 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:47,413 - Sorry, time's up. 246 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,716 Clint is dead, I own the song, and I owe you nothing. 247 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:55,688 That a boy. Anything you find in there, you can keep or eat. 248 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,189 - [gags] 249 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,326 - Wasn't Elizabeth Warren's speech 250 00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:04,096 on climate change amazing? - She was awesome! 251 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,832 And I can't believe you got us into the VIP tent. 252 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,200 It's so classy. 253 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,035 - Where's the shitter? - Guys! 254 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,037 How did you get in here? 255 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:15,641 - They thought I was an Iraqi war veterinarian. 256 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,643 - [munching noisily] 257 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,445 Keep walking, red vest. 258 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,580 Kitty likes her kanpachi. 259 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,183 - Oh, my gosh. 260 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:28,687 Camille, there's Senator Warren! 261 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,356 - I heard we have a vet here. 262 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:33,359 - Guess how many shrimps are in my mouth. 263 00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:36,495 Sorry about the glasses. - Not a problem. 264 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,264 My new Cherokee intern, 265 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,133 Fetches Me Lattes, will clean them. 266 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,504 I can call her that 'cause I'm 1/16th Native American. 267 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,373 - I don't think you can. 268 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,943 - Senator, thank you so much for staging this event. 269 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,112 It's really s-- - Listen, Lizzy. 270 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,714 We're both busy people so I'll cut to the chase. 271 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,117 We're having a problem with your douchebag Senate buddy, 272 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,252 Mitch McConnell. - He's not my buddy. 273 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,289 He's the reason I can't pass my climate bill. 274 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,958 - Well, he made millions off a song I wrote 275 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,493 but he won't give me spit. 276 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,730 - Sounds exactly like when the white man stole my land. 277 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:15,167 - OK, really? No one's gon' call this shit out? Just me? 278 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,636 - We need leverage on this scumbag. 279 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,371 You got anything we could use? 280 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,574 - I can't personally get involved, 281 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,144 but I can't not support our amazing military. 282 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,979 What branch were you in? 283 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:30,482 - I was in this elm once. I fell. 284 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,485 - Please take this wampum belt as a gift, 285 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,354 one that may contain the coordinates of 286 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,890 McConnell's secret cabin deep in the woods. 287 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,593 - You mean a little hanky-panky shack 288 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,995 where he, uh, mattress mambos 289 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,097 with a woman who's not his wife? 290 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,334 - I'm not at liberty to say, but yes. 291 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,336 - Are you suggesting we take pictures of 292 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,639 McConnell and his mistress to use as blackmail? 293 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,241 - Bring me those photos 294 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,844 and I'll help you get whatever you want out of Uncle Mitchie. 295 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,479 - Mm, much obliged, ma'am. 296 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,349 - Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make it rain. 297 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,485 This humidity is giving me major swamp ass. 298 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,989 [indistinct chanting] 299 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:13,993 [both grunting and chanting] 300 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,895 Ow! - Geronimo-- 301 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:20,900 - Heh, fun to see how it all works, right? 302 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,869 [sneaky music] 303 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,537 ♪ ♪ 304 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:30,809 - Freddy, what's the compass on your Swiss Army foot say? 305 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,078 - The needle is pointing at you. 306 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,749 Everybody walk to Franklin. 307 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:41,120 - Hold up. Just past this barbed wire fence is a cabin. 308 00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:43,656 ♪ ♪ 309 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,724 - Freddy, wire cutters. 310 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:49,295 [clipping] 311 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,196 - After you, my good man. 312 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,666 - There could be land mines. You go first. 313 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:57,569 - Why, thank you, Phineas. 314 00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:01,407 [Men Without Hats' "The Safety Dance"] 315 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,275 - ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪ 316 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,510 ♪ We've got all your life ♪ 317 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:07,413 - He's got a gal in there on the couch. 318 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:11,317 Be ready to snap a picture when we can see 'em both. 319 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,118 - ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪ 320 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,387 ♪ We can leave your friends behind ♪ 321 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:16,822 ♪ Because your friends don't dance ♪ 322 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,057 ♪ And if they don't dance ♪ 323 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,458 Oh, yeah, it's Mitchie. 324 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,360 - What the fuck am I looking at? 325 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,595 - That is a AOC blow-up doll 326 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:27,466 wearing Manolo Blahnik leather knee-highs if I'm not mistaken. 327 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,269 - ♪ We're doing it from pole to pole ♪ 328 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,438 ♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪ 329 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,140 ♪ Everybody look at your hands ♪ 330 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,909 ♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪ 331 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,511 [air hissing] ♪ Everybody's taking the-- ♪ 332 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:40,913 Oh, no, Sandy! 333 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,082 [blowing] 334 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,385 - Holy ass mole! Look at that birthmark! 335 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,654 - That's the same one as Clint. 336 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,590 That means Clint Clenchmom is... 337 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,959 together: Mitch McConnell! - Ronald McDonald! 338 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,127 [camera snapping] 339 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,862 [dogs barking] - Shit. 340 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,331 Those dogs sound like they're about to drop gloves 341 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,834 so I'm out. [dogs barking] 342 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,503 [dogs snarling] - Ah! 343 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,706 Clint must have faked his own death 344 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,409 and had work done to change his look-- 345 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,544 [chomping] Ow, fucker, ah! Ooh! 346 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,316 - This was a little underexposed 347 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,886 but I fixed that in the dark room. 348 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,621 - Boys, I think it was worth 349 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,723 getting my ass gnawed for these. 350 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,760 We threaten Mitch with showing the world 351 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:31,363 he used to be a cop-mooning, acid-dropping hippie and-- 352 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,831 - And he'll be tripping over his wattle 353 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,934 to write us a big fat check for Freddy's new foot. 354 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,470 - Uh, Franklin, you have some spinach in your teeth. 355 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,406 Toothpick? 356 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,541 - Thank you kindly, Fred. [knocking on door] 357 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,511 - [gasps] Clint found us. He loves me but he'll kill you. 358 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,646 [blade swishes] I can't let him do that to you. 359 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,215 [tense music] 360 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,950 Eat steel, doll fucker! 361 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,453 - It's us! Harper and Noah! 362 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,755 - Put that foot blade away, you numbskulls. 363 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,390 Uh, what are you doing here? 364 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,926 - We have something to tell you and 365 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,595 we wanted to do it in person. - Let me guess. 366 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,197 You're getting divorced. - No. 367 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,799 - You're terminally ill? - No! 368 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,634 - Is it a mammal, bird, or reptile? 369 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,668 - Noah's dead? 370 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,471 - I'm standing right here. - Yes or no? 371 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,073 - How many guesses we got left? 372 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,541 - Freddy, we're sorry, 373 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,077 but you got rejected for the foot transplant. 374 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,645 - What? Why? 375 00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:23,482 - Well, the medical review found him unfit for surgery. 376 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,250 Doctors said he had the insides of 377 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,553 an 85-year-old Chernobyl worker. 378 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,422 - You came all the way here to give us that news? 379 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,325 - That and we've had a long-planned trip 380 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,894 to Colonial Williamsburg! 381 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,596 - You're telling us this man is 382 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,165 going to go through life with one foot 383 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,268 and you brought blueberry hefeweizen? 384 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,637 Fuck y'all. [door slams] 385 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,242 [door slams] 386 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,351 - The happy juice ain't working, Frankie Two-Feet. 387 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,853 - So that's it? 388 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,088 There's nothing we could do to get my baby a foot? 389 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,389 - We can't get Freddy a new foot, 390 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,024 but we still got these photos. 391 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,860 Maybe we can use 'em 392 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,730 to make Clint give us a little something else. 393 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,031 - What are you thinking? 394 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,767 Blackmail him into making us all ambassador to Jamaica? 395 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,538 - No. Let's force that lyin', phony-faced fucker 396 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,174 into passing Gretchen's climate bill! 397 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,976 - Doesn't sound as fun as Jamaica, 398 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:27,279 just lying on the beach all day, tokin' doobies. 399 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,548 - I can't go to the beach no more. 400 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,517 I'll get sand in my stump. 401 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,786 - Oh, it's gon' be all right. Give me a hug. 402 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,822 - Thanks, Kitty. 403 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,724 - Ah! Motherfucker! 404 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,692 Is that a corkscrew up my ass? - Ow! 405 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,995 ♪ ♪ 406 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,763 - Hello, Clint. 407 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,565 - [stammering] 408 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,200 Who are you talking about? 409 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,970 - We know you're Clint and we have proof. 410 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,273 This would be where you show him the ass photo. 411 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,374 We rehearsed this. 412 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,842 - It's you, old pal. 413 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,845 Smokin' a J and moonin' the fuzz. 414 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,548 - And we have pictures of that same birthmark 415 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:07,019 on your buttockses. Match, set, game. 416 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,620 - Fine, you got me. 417 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,356 I faked my death and changed my appearance. 418 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,958 - How bad were you trippin' 419 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,794 to pay a dude to change your face to that? 420 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,463 - How could you go to the dark side, Clint? 421 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,998 We broke weed together. 422 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,868 - We were gonna make the world a better place, man. 423 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,169 What happened? 424 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:28,373 - Ain't no money in making the world better, dipshits. 425 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,077 OK, what's it gonna take to make this go away? 426 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,246 - Uh, we want you to pass 427 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,949 Pocahontas Warren's climate change bill. 428 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,150 - [groans] 429 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:41,453 My Republican base doesn't believe in global warming 430 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,822 or passing legislation. 431 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,325 I'd rather write you a huge check. 432 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,927 - Only thing we ever wanted money for was 433 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,195 a new foot for Freddy. 434 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,431 - A new foot? That's it? 435 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,566 The Senate has the technology for that. 436 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,369 - Wow, so I can really have a real foot again? 437 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,504 No shit? - I shit you not, 438 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,773 you foul smelling gimp. 439 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,743 - So the photos for the foot, that's the deal? 440 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,447 - We can take a secret elevator down to a secret room 441 00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:12,517 and give Fat Freddy a new fat foot right now. 442 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,554 - It's Freddy, man. It's his life. 443 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,956 - Deal? - Deal. 444 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,224 - Deal. - Deal. 445 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,692 - Deal! - Deal. 446 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:21,727 - Deal. 447 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,462 Wait, what the fuck are we doing? 448 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,698 I thought the plan was for me to shit on his desk. 449 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,101 - We've built the most sophisticated 450 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,003 3D printer in the world. 451 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,506 Can spit out anything, from body parts to smart bombs 452 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,408 to Tender Greens menus. 453 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,177 God dammit! Mike Pence? 454 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,947 - Isn't that the ass-licker that used to be Vice President? 455 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:48,186 - Michael, are you 3D printing another male Swedish intern? 456 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,155 - Maybe. 457 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,391 [air hissing] 458 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,693 - Hello. I am Sven, 459 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,029 - You won't be needing this, Sven. 460 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,930 [shredding] 461 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,899 - Nice to meet! 462 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,968 - And you said Washington's full of 463 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,070 nothing but grifters and perverts. 464 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,772 - All right, stumpy. 465 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,508 Place your good foot under the scanner. 466 00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:12,544 [mechanical whirring] 467 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,614 [soft patriotic singing] 468 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,784 - Oh! Holy cow, it's a real foot! 469 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:19,918 [sniffing] 470 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,587 It doesn't smell bad yet but I'll fix that. 471 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:26,692 - That beauty was cloned from Arnold Palmer's DNA, 472 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:31,163 the whitest of white men! [chuckling] 473 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,131 Cherish it. 474 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,034 - Well, you wanna take it for a test drive, Freddy? 475 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,869 - Do I? 476 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,071 [Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes"] 477 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:42,274 Oh, my God, it's like I have wings! 478 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,876 [vocalizing] 479 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,878 ♪ ♪ 480 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:49,081 - Uh-huh, that's right! - Whoa! 481 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,248 - Go, Freddy! 482 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,850 Get it, Freddy! - Whoa! 483 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,186 - ♪ Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes ♪ 484 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,755 ♪ Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes ♪ 485 00:20:56,822 --> 00:21:00,158 ♪ Must be something inside ♪ - Whoo! 486 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,428 Guys, don't look so sad. I got my new foot, see? 487 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,097 [scatting] 488 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,833 - That's great, Freddy. We're happy for you. 489 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,868 But we just heard the climate bill is dead. 490 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,405 - The grim reaper, Mitch McConnell, is gonna kill it. 491 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,340 - Too bad you guys couldn't find any dirt 492 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,876 I could use to stop him. 493 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,113 - So nobody's gonna do anything to stop global warming? 494 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,483 - All the older generation cares about is themselves. 495 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,685 So what if the planet won't still be here 496 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,820 for my generation. [grunts] 497 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:31,523 [huffs] What does it matter anyway? 498 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:35,026 ♪ ♪ 499 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,098 - All right, hand over the photos. 500 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:43,935 I gotta go throw out the first pitch at a dogfighting match. 501 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,837 - The deal's off, Marilyn Manson. 502 00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:49,007 You said new foot or climate bill. 503 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,376 Well, I changed my mind. 504 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:52,778 [loud pop] 505 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,045 [grunts] 506 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,515 - What the hell you doin', Freddy? 507 00:21:56,581 --> 00:22:00,118 - I'm sacrificing my foot so that our planet-- 508 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:01,653 uh... - Earth. 509 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,756 - Yeah, Earth, will be here for the next generation. 510 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:08,326 This is for you, Camille! [grunts] 511 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,795 [screaming] 512 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:13,799 It hurts! Ow, it hurts! - Phantom pain. 513 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,868 I always thought it was a myth. I'm glad I got to see this! 514 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,037 - Now, Clint, I know you're fixing to welch 515 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,006 on our deal for the climate bill 516 00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:25,577 so I'm gonna give these photos to our good friend Liz Warren. 517 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,046 If you don't pass the bill, she'll send 'em to 518 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:34,219 every serious news outlet in the US of A, plus MSNBC. 519 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,393 - There's no such thing as friends in Washington; 520 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,895 just winners and losers. 521 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,231 [shredding] [all shouting] 522 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,499 - What the fuck? 523 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,601 - You lose, losers! 524 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,303 [laughs] - Hey, what the hell? 525 00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:54,706 - Sorry, y'all, but I'm polling behind in my reelection bid, 526 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:58,243 so Pale Face here is gonna push some voters my way. 527 00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,711 - You bitch! 528 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,380 - I can't fight for change if I ain't in the game. 529 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:03,715 That's politics. 530 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,183 - Well, it ain't right. 531 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,086 You promised to help and you went back on your word. 532 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,688 That's Indian giving. 533 00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:12,190 - [gasps] You can't say that to me. 534 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:14,226 I'm 1/16th offended! 535 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,395 - You know, Clint, Fat Freddy has more patriotism 536 00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:22,167 in his one good foot than you got in your entire flabby, 537 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:27,205 grotesque body that we all had the misfortune to see naked! 538 00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:28,874 - Uh, I'm good with that. 539 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,176 - Oh, yeah? Well, are you good with this? 540 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:37,048 - [grunting] 541 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:41,419 Oh! That cat just gave the best wattle massage of my life. 542 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,687 Woo! 543 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,525 If and when I deport Raúl, she's got a job. 544 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:50,862 [pneumatic tube hissing] 545 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:55,166 - Anyone else think that Indian chick was into me? 546 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:58,336 - Nothing says "welcome home" like homemade cider 547 00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,971 served in these beauties 548 00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:02,574 from our glassblowing class in Williamsburg. 549 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,376 - Says "made in China." 550 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:05,977 - Williamsburg was closed. 551 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:09,014 We got them on Amazon. The cider too. 552 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,383 - We can't believe you guys got Freddy a foot! 553 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,651 How'd you do it? 554 00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:15,520 - No one cares how. The man got a foot. 555 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,422 Let's just leave it at that! 556 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,691 - [gagging] - Ja, ja! 557 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:20,692 - [screams] 558 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,294 Oh, my God, Sven! 559 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,762 What happened to your foot? 560 00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:25,330 - I don't know! 561 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:31,603 - Uh, guys? I hate to be a Debbie Downer 562 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:35,073 but he has two left feet. - Who cares? 563 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,442 The important thing is I fucked Elizabeth Warren. 564 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:43,348 [laughter] 565 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:01,318 - All right, you libtards. 566 00:25:01,384 --> 00:25:03,219 It's time to Safety Dance. 567 00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:05,121 ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪ 568 00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:07,257 ♪ We can leave your friends behind ♪ 569 00:25:07,324 --> 00:25:08,658 ♪ 'Cause your friends don't dance ♪ 570 00:25:08,725 --> 00:25:10,093 ♪ And if they don't dance ♪ 571 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,695 ♪ Well, then they're no friends of mine ♪ 572 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:12,862 I don't have any friends. 573 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,531 ♪ We can go where we want to ♪ 574 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,800 ♪ A place where they will never find ♪ 575 00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:19,402 ♪ And we can act like we come from out of this world ♪ 576 00:25:19,469 --> 00:25:21,504 ♪ Leave the real one far behind ♪ 577 00:25:21,571 --> 00:25:24,274 ♪ And we can dance ♪ - ♪ Or sing ♪ 578 00:25:24,341 --> 00:25:26,142 - Oh, yeah. 579 00:25:26,209 --> 00:25:29,479 Have you ever seen the music video for this song? 580 00:25:29,546 --> 00:25:31,414 It's weird as shit. 581 00:25:31,481 --> 00:25:33,583 ♪ We can dance where we want to ♪ 582 00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,719 ♪ Night is young and so am I ♪ 583 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,288 ♪ And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet ♪ 584 00:25:38,355 --> 00:25:40,190 ♪ And surprise 'em with the victory cry ♪ 585 00:25:40,256 --> 00:25:41,291 Mitchie say! 586 00:25:41,358 --> 00:25:42,959 ♪ Say, we can act if we want to ♪ 587 00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:45,228 ♪ If we don't, nobody will ♪ 588 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,330 ♪ And you can act real rude and totally-- ♪ 589 00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,337 [bold fanfare]