1 00:00:17,436 --> 00:00:19,505 [exciting rock music] 2 00:00:19,572 --> 00:00:22,108 - Will Mayor Bob Pimko win his fourth straight 3 00:00:22,174 --> 00:00:24,677 San Francisco 500 Grand Prix, 4 00:00:24,743 --> 00:00:28,481 or will a challenger finally unseat the champion? 5 00:00:28,547 --> 00:00:31,016 Find out this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday 6 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:33,152 plus two days, so Tuesday! 7 00:00:33,219 --> 00:00:35,154 - Now back to the game. 8 00:00:35,221 --> 00:00:36,956 - Washington Commanders? 9 00:00:37,022 --> 00:00:38,424 What happened to the Redskins? 10 00:00:38,491 --> 00:00:41,827 Are we no longer honoring our Injun history? 11 00:00:41,894 --> 00:00:44,096 - Oh, great, another interception? 12 00:00:44,163 --> 00:00:45,397 Come on, 49ers! 13 00:00:45,464 --> 00:00:47,833 Gosh golly flippin' fudge pops! 14 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:50,102 - Will somebody teach this man how to cuss? 15 00:00:50,169 --> 00:00:52,338 That's just fuckin' sad. 16 00:00:52,404 --> 00:00:53,506 [engine rumbling] 17 00:00:53,572 --> 00:00:55,608 - Hold up! Hear that? 18 00:00:55,674 --> 00:00:59,445 Only one girl's ever made my nut sack vibrate like that: 19 00:00:59,512 --> 00:01:02,915 my old Trans Am, Betty! 20 00:01:02,982 --> 00:01:05,117 It's been 50 years. 21 00:01:05,184 --> 00:01:08,287 I'd know that purr anywhere. 22 00:01:08,354 --> 00:01:10,623 That's her. Come on, boys. 23 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:13,325 [Mountain's "Mississippi Queen"] 24 00:01:13,392 --> 00:01:15,227 My baby's getting away! 25 00:01:15,294 --> 00:01:17,897 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:17,963 --> 00:01:19,331 - Whee! Ow! 27 00:01:19,398 --> 00:01:22,001 I'm flying! 28 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:23,969 I'm flying! 29 00:01:24,036 --> 00:01:25,938 [tires squealing] 30 00:01:26,005 --> 00:01:28,641 - ♪ Mississippi Queen ♪ 31 00:01:28,707 --> 00:01:29,975 ♪ If you know what I mean ♪ 32 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:31,877 - I don't see her. [sniffs] 33 00:01:31,944 --> 00:01:33,312 But I smell her! 34 00:01:33,379 --> 00:01:34,847 - ♪ Mississippi Queen ♪ 35 00:01:34,914 --> 00:01:36,549 - She's in there! 36 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:41,921 Betty, it's been 50 years. 37 00:01:41,987 --> 00:01:45,157 Oh-ho-ho, I missed you, Betty. 38 00:01:45,224 --> 00:01:47,092 The fuck? 39 00:01:47,159 --> 00:01:48,894 Bernie? 40 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:52,364 - ♪ Good, mm-hmm ♪ 41 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:54,833 ♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪ 42 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,804 ♪ And we just woke up in year 2020 ♪ 43 00:01:58,871 --> 00:02:01,040 - ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪ 44 00:02:01,106 --> 00:02:03,842 ♪ Roll another J and get high ♪ 45 00:02:03,909 --> 00:02:06,946 ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪ 46 00:02:07,012 --> 00:02:09,248 ♪ Me and my brothers getting fried ♪ 47 00:02:09,315 --> 00:02:11,350 - ♪ The Freak Brothers ♪ 48 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:20,426 - Who the hell changed Betty to Bernie? 49 00:02:20,492 --> 00:02:22,161 And what the hell's this? 50 00:02:22,228 --> 00:02:24,897 What's with this highfalutin tranny? 51 00:02:25,497 --> 00:02:27,566 - Tranny? Who you callin' tranny? 52 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:29,335 - Huh? - For your information, 53 00:02:29,401 --> 00:02:31,637 I transitioned five years ago. 54 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:34,673 But thanks for the denigrating and dated terminology. 55 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:36,775 - Uh, I don't know what any of that means, 56 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:40,145 but I can't believe there's an automatic gearbox 57 00:02:40,212 --> 00:02:41,347 in my Betty. 58 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:43,115 - Who the fuck are you? 59 00:02:43,182 --> 00:02:44,717 - Franklin Freek, 60 00:02:44,783 --> 00:02:47,386 the owner of this here vehicle. 61 00:02:47,453 --> 00:02:49,088 [dramatic music] 62 00:02:49,154 --> 00:02:52,057 - I own this car, and I've got the title to prove it. 63 00:02:52,124 --> 00:02:54,460 - Shoot, title don't mean nothin'. 64 00:02:54,526 --> 00:02:56,595 She'll always be mine. 65 00:02:56,662 --> 00:02:59,064 See, I know how to handle her. 66 00:02:59,131 --> 00:03:00,199 - Him. - Her. 67 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:01,500 - Him! 68 00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:03,269 - All right, how 'bout we settle this 69 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:05,337 with a little bet, purty lady? 70 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:07,306 - What you got in mind, Mutton Chops? 71 00:03:07,373 --> 00:03:09,642 - I'll bet I can beat you in a race 72 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:11,877 drivin' nothin' but that ole chuck wagon out there. 73 00:03:11,944 --> 00:03:13,512 - Oh, you're on. 74 00:03:13,579 --> 00:03:15,948 And we race for pink slips. 75 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:19,151 [upbeat music playing] 76 00:03:19,218 --> 00:03:21,186 - ♪ Ya'aseh shalom ♪ 77 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:22,988 ♪ Ya'aseh shalom ♪ 78 00:03:23,055 --> 00:03:25,557 ♪ Shalom aleinu ♪ 79 00:03:25,624 --> 00:03:31,063 ♪ Ve'al kol Yisrael ♪ 80 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:33,732 - [gasps] She's amazing! 81 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:36,235 - Give it up for Lady Sinagaga. 82 00:03:36,302 --> 00:03:38,470 Wasn't she great? 83 00:03:38,537 --> 00:03:40,639 - More like Rabbi Sinagaga. 84 00:03:40,706 --> 00:03:42,041 Hoo, shalom indeed. 85 00:03:42,107 --> 00:03:45,010 - Baby got matzo balls, right, Freddy? 86 00:03:45,077 --> 00:03:46,211 Freddy? 87 00:03:46,278 --> 00:03:47,846 - My turn! 88 00:03:47,913 --> 00:03:50,516 - Oh, honey, you might have a great set of pipes, 89 00:03:50,582 --> 00:03:51,984 but before you get on my stage, 90 00:03:52,051 --> 00:03:53,986 you gotta do something about that pipe. 91 00:03:54,053 --> 00:03:57,623 - Huh? - It's a drag club, darling. 92 00:03:57,690 --> 00:03:59,591 Here, let me help you. 93 00:04:01,994 --> 00:04:04,296 Now we're cooking with schmaltz. 94 00:04:04,363 --> 00:04:06,165 There you go, shéfele. 95 00:04:06,231 --> 00:04:07,566 - Ah, thank you. 96 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:09,501 [feedback squealing] 97 00:04:09,568 --> 00:04:11,970 [upbeat music playing] 98 00:04:12,037 --> 00:04:14,707 ♪ Ain't no man man enough for me ♪ 99 00:04:14,773 --> 00:04:16,542 [cheers and applause] 100 00:04:16,608 --> 00:04:18,911 ♪ Nothin' wrong with big and strong ♪ 101 00:04:18,977 --> 00:04:21,880 ♪ But that's not all I need ♪ 102 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,316 - Wow! Can you believe his voice? 103 00:04:24,383 --> 00:04:26,285 - That girl can sing. 104 00:04:26,352 --> 00:04:28,721 - ♪ Let me say it again so you understand ♪ 105 00:04:28,787 --> 00:04:31,156 ♪ Ain't no man man enough for me ♪ 106 00:04:31,223 --> 00:04:32,658 [cheers and applause] 107 00:04:32,725 --> 00:04:35,961 [upbeat rock music] 108 00:04:36,028 --> 00:04:37,930 ♪ ♪ 109 00:04:37,996 --> 00:04:40,632 - Enjoy your last ride in her, honey. 110 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,534 - Him! 111 00:04:42,601 --> 00:04:45,204 [engines revving, tires squealing] 112 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:49,241 ♪ ♪ 113 00:04:49,308 --> 00:04:51,377 - Damn, she's good. 114 00:04:51,443 --> 00:04:53,379 Let's see if she can handle this. 115 00:04:53,445 --> 00:04:56,181 [tires squealing] 116 00:04:56,248 --> 00:04:57,716 - [gasps] 117 00:04:57,783 --> 00:05:00,252 I come in here for a little peace and quiet and-- 118 00:05:00,319 --> 00:05:02,421 What the fuck is going on? 119 00:05:02,488 --> 00:05:04,456 - Ain't it obvious? Drag racin'. 120 00:05:04,523 --> 00:05:07,226 - Are you insane? Pull over this instant. 121 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:09,128 - Then kiss your minivan goodbye. 122 00:05:09,194 --> 00:05:12,464 I might've accidentally kind of...bet it. 123 00:05:12,531 --> 00:05:13,866 - You what? 124 00:05:13,932 --> 00:05:15,667 Don't look at me, you hayseed! 125 00:05:15,734 --> 00:05:17,936 Look at the road! Go! Go! Go! 126 00:05:18,003 --> 00:05:20,005 ♪ ♪ 127 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:21,874 Brake! Brake! You're not gonna make this. 128 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,442 - Oh, yeah? [chuckles] 129 00:05:23,509 --> 00:05:25,611 Time for a little whale tail. 130 00:05:25,677 --> 00:05:28,147 ♪ ♪ 131 00:05:28,213 --> 00:05:30,549 [tires squealing] 132 00:05:30,616 --> 00:05:34,620 ♪ ♪ 133 00:05:34,686 --> 00:05:36,622 - You have to go faster. She's going faster than you. 134 00:05:36,688 --> 00:05:38,257 Why aren't you going faster than her? 135 00:05:38,323 --> 00:05:39,525 Just go faster! 136 00:05:39,591 --> 00:05:41,093 [tires squealing] 137 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,961 ♪ ♪ 138 00:05:43,028 --> 00:05:44,463 [tires screeching] 139 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,432 - You lose, Rawhide! 140 00:05:46,498 --> 00:05:48,434 - You fucking loser! 141 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,869 Why didn't you just go faster? 142 00:05:53,205 --> 00:05:55,174 - Girl, you slayed up there. 143 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,642 You should enter the contest. 144 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,976 - What contest? 145 00:05:58,043 --> 00:06:00,712 - The annual drag karaoke competition 146 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:03,182 that takes place this Shabbas, Shabbas, Shabbas 147 00:06:03,248 --> 00:06:04,750 plus three days, so Tuesday. 148 00:06:04,817 --> 00:06:07,219 Winner gets $1,000. 149 00:06:07,286 --> 00:06:08,620 That's a lot of shekels. 150 00:06:08,687 --> 00:06:11,156 - Oh, I just sing 'cause it feels nice. 151 00:06:11,223 --> 00:06:12,958 - 1,000 clams? We're in. 152 00:06:13,025 --> 00:06:15,527 - Can you recommend a good back waxer? 153 00:06:15,594 --> 00:06:18,597 [funky music] 154 00:06:18,664 --> 00:06:22,000 - Can't believe I got beat by a dang girl. 155 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:24,336 Sorry I lost your chuck wagon, Harper. 156 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:26,705 - Ugh, that race got into my veins. 157 00:06:26,772 --> 00:06:29,274 The hairpin turns, the smell of gasoline. 158 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:32,244 I can't go back to Costco runs and piano lesson drop-offs. 159 00:06:32,311 --> 00:06:34,546 Now go set up a rematch, loser! 160 00:06:34,613 --> 00:06:36,582 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:36,648 --> 00:06:37,850 - You barely beat me, lady, 162 00:06:37,916 --> 00:06:41,019 and I was in a dang stagecoach. 163 00:06:41,086 --> 00:06:44,122 - [chuckles] Whatever helps you sleep, Cowboy. 164 00:06:44,189 --> 00:06:46,692 - Eh, come on, let me buy my Betty back. 165 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:48,994 Do you accept payment, perchance, 166 00:06:49,061 --> 00:06:52,664 in the form of wicker furniture and skunk weed? 167 00:06:52,731 --> 00:06:55,267 - Sorry, Bernie has moved on. 168 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:58,470 - Bernie? Who names a purrin' puma Bernie? 169 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:02,174 Everyone knows beautiful cars are always named after a girl. 170 00:07:02,241 --> 00:07:05,244 - Bernie was my name before I transitioned. 171 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:07,846 - Y-you say transmissioned? 172 00:07:07,913 --> 00:07:10,215 - From my assigned sex at birth. 173 00:07:10,282 --> 00:07:12,217 I was born male. Hello! 174 00:07:12,284 --> 00:07:15,320 [disco music] 175 00:07:15,387 --> 00:07:19,124 ♪ ♪ 176 00:07:19,191 --> 00:07:21,126 - Oh, my God. 177 00:07:21,193 --> 00:07:23,328 This is fuckin' great. 178 00:07:23,395 --> 00:07:25,063 I didn't lose to a girl! 179 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,432 - Okay, I think we're done here. 180 00:07:27,499 --> 00:07:30,903 It's been a pleasure taking your soccer mom-mobile. 181 00:07:30,969 --> 00:07:32,771 - If you wanna win the Grand Prix, 182 00:07:32,838 --> 00:07:35,674 check out that oil residue on the cylinder heads. 183 00:07:35,741 --> 00:07:38,277 You have a leaky gearbox. 184 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:40,445 - Ooh, you know your stuff, Ten Gallon. 185 00:07:40,512 --> 00:07:42,981 I might regret this, but... 186 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:45,784 you wanna be close to Bernie, you can be my mechanic. 187 00:07:45,851 --> 00:07:48,854 - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 188 00:07:48,921 --> 00:07:50,989 You will not regret this, Mister. 189 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:52,124 - It's Miss. 190 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:54,760 - Right, right, Miss. Right, Miss. Yeah. 191 00:07:54,826 --> 00:07:56,862 My apologies, sir-- uh, ma'am. 192 00:07:56,929 --> 00:07:59,865 Uh, shit, I'm gonna just stop talkin' now. 193 00:08:00,332 --> 00:08:02,200 [COM 1] 194 00:08:03,235 --> 00:08:04,169 [funky music] 195 00:08:04,236 --> 00:08:05,637 - Did you replace the torsion bar? 196 00:08:05,704 --> 00:08:07,639 What's taking so long? 197 00:08:07,706 --> 00:08:09,541 - Havin' a little trouble findin' it. 198 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:13,345 - Probably not the first time you've said that to a lady. Ha! 199 00:08:13,412 --> 00:08:15,380 - I'm havin' trouble findin' a lot of things 200 00:08:15,447 --> 00:08:16,982 with all these mods. 201 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:19,585 Fins, spoilers, aftermarket parts. 202 00:08:19,651 --> 00:08:21,053 She's a mess. 203 00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:23,622 - Ugh, I don't need some macho grease monkey 204 00:08:23,689 --> 00:08:25,557 mansplaining what parts go where. 205 00:08:25,624 --> 00:08:27,225 Socket wrench, please. 206 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:29,528 - Do not listen to this woman, Betty. 207 00:08:29,595 --> 00:08:30,996 - Bernie! 208 00:08:31,063 --> 00:08:32,297 - Huh. [whispering] Betty. 209 00:08:32,364 --> 00:08:35,133 [dramatic music] 210 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,735 - Let's see what we're workin' with. 211 00:08:36,802 --> 00:08:38,971 Come on out, Freddy! 212 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:40,339 - Ta-da! 213 00:08:40,405 --> 00:08:42,274 Dolly Freekowtski! 214 00:08:42,341 --> 00:08:43,475 [record scratches] 215 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,243 [upbeat music playing] 216 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:48,413 ♪ Ain't no man man enough for me ♪ 217 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,648 - Cut! 218 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:51,183 Saggy ass. 219 00:08:51,249 --> 00:08:52,417 - Saggy boobs. 220 00:08:52,484 --> 00:08:53,552 - Saggy sack. 221 00:08:53,619 --> 00:08:54,786 And Dolly Parton? 222 00:08:54,853 --> 00:08:56,054 She's older than us. 223 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,923 Not gonna work. - He's right. 224 00:08:57,990 --> 00:09:00,392 You gotta be young, thin, pretty 225 00:09:00,459 --> 00:09:03,362 like somebody Adam Levine would have an affair with. 226 00:09:03,428 --> 00:09:04,763 Oh, Dua Lipa! 227 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,231 - Who's Dua Labia? 228 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:07,599 - Dua Labia. 229 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,067 That's perfect. 230 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:10,369 Two lips. 231 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,571 [dramatic music] 232 00:09:12,638 --> 00:09:13,772 [blowtorch crackling] 233 00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:15,140 - Harper! [chuckles] 234 00:09:15,207 --> 00:09:16,975 Loving the new race car hobby. 235 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:19,911 Just thought we could have a quick chat 236 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:22,781 before making any more changes to my Prius. 237 00:09:23,782 --> 00:09:25,417 Maybe we could-- 238 00:09:25,484 --> 00:09:27,719 Oh! 239 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,856 - Time for a test-drive. 240 00:09:30,922 --> 00:09:32,591 [Mountain's "Mississippi Queen"] 241 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,993 ♪ ♪ 242 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:38,130 - Not bad. Okay, try a hard turn here. 243 00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:39,264 [tires squealing] 244 00:09:39,331 --> 00:09:41,400 Mm-hmm, I would have gone with trail braking there, 245 00:09:41,466 --> 00:09:42,768 but pretty impressive. 246 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,736 - Trail braking? 247 00:09:44,803 --> 00:09:46,705 Oh, she knows about trail braking. 248 00:09:46,772 --> 00:09:48,607 [laughs] 249 00:09:48,674 --> 00:09:50,976 [tires squealing] 250 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:55,847 - Cocksucker can drive. 251 00:09:55,914 --> 00:09:58,383 This guy is too good. Call Sheldon. 252 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:01,353 - Sheldon? Are--are you sure, sir? 253 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:04,356 - Who has the computerized voice of authority? 254 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:05,257 both: You do. 255 00:10:05,323 --> 00:10:07,192 - Right. Call fucking Sheldon. 256 00:10:07,259 --> 00:10:08,660 [bones crack] - [groans] 257 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:09,928 - Ha-ha-ha. 258 00:10:09,995 --> 00:10:11,296 [siren wailing] 259 00:10:11,363 --> 00:10:13,265 - Shit. The cops. 260 00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:17,703 - Officer Sheldon, 261 00:10:17,769 --> 00:10:19,905 San Francisco Sensitivity Police. 262 00:10:19,971 --> 00:10:21,506 - Sensitivity Police? 263 00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:22,841 - License, please. 264 00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:24,576 - Of course, sir. - Sir? 265 00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:26,912 That's a Code 86 violation, assuming my gender. 266 00:10:26,978 --> 00:10:29,047 Please step out of the vehicle. 267 00:10:29,114 --> 00:10:31,817 - Uh, is there a problem, man? 268 00:10:31,883 --> 00:10:34,352 - First sir, now man. That's it. 269 00:10:34,419 --> 00:10:36,588 I'm booking you for resisting progress. 270 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,790 - You takin' me to prison? 271 00:10:38,857 --> 00:10:40,158 - Worse. 272 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,561 [bell rings] 273 00:10:42,627 --> 00:10:45,363 I'm Officer Sheldon of the Sensitivity PD-- 274 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:47,099 he, him, her, they-- 275 00:10:47,165 --> 00:10:49,101 and you are all here because what you've done 276 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,602 is worse than illegal. 277 00:10:50,669 --> 00:10:52,270 It's offensive! 278 00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:54,706 - I'm just wonderin' how long this gonna take. 279 00:10:54,773 --> 00:10:56,274 I got a race comin' up. 280 00:10:56,341 --> 00:10:59,444 - Not unless you pass this course, you don't! 281 00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:02,948 - Hey Two-Ton, what the heck's goin' on here? 282 00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:04,549 - It's Mayor Pimko. 283 00:11:04,616 --> 00:11:06,952 He's putting all the good racers in this class 284 00:11:07,018 --> 00:11:09,087 so we'll miss the Grand Prix. 285 00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:10,655 - [clears throat] - Which is on land 286 00:11:10,722 --> 00:11:12,124 previously occupied by the Pomo, 287 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:14,826 Cahuilla, Chumash, Maidu and Mojave tribes! 288 00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:17,729 [dramatic music] 289 00:11:17,796 --> 00:11:20,298 - Huh, heh, that looks good. 290 00:11:20,365 --> 00:11:22,400 Can I maybe have some chili too? 291 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:23,735 - No, Fatty! 292 00:11:23,802 --> 00:11:26,171 How many girdles do you gotta break until you get it? 293 00:11:26,238 --> 00:11:27,873 - You just lost yourself an olive. 294 00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:29,407 - This sucks! 295 00:11:29,474 --> 00:11:32,878 I wanna be Dolly Freekowtski, not Dua Labia. 296 00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:35,413 - We have sacrificed everything for you! 297 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,250 So chew on your salad, spit it in the bucket, 298 00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:40,786 and be grateful you have friends looking after you! 299 00:11:40,852 --> 00:11:42,120 [both spit] [bucket clangs] 300 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,355 - Guys, funny story. 301 00:11:43,421 --> 00:11:45,190 I'm at AutoZone, and I tell the guy 302 00:11:45,257 --> 00:11:47,292 I need a 3/4 inch ball joint splitter, 303 00:11:47,359 --> 00:11:49,795 and he hands me a custom Marconi strap fitter. 304 00:11:49,861 --> 00:11:54,266 [laughing] Are you serious? 305 00:11:54,332 --> 00:11:57,536 - That seems like it might be a very amusing anecdote 306 00:11:57,602 --> 00:11:59,838 if I knew anything about cars. 307 00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:03,642 - Well, my sister's officially insane. 308 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,144 How's the racing going for you? - It ain't. 309 00:12:06,211 --> 00:12:08,880 I'm stuck in this dang sensitivity class. 310 00:12:08,947 --> 00:12:11,449 Pimko's got half the racing teams in there. 311 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:13,685 - Well, that doesn't sound very legal to me. 312 00:12:13,752 --> 00:12:16,087 - Worse. It--it's offensive. 313 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:18,156 - They're nabbing racers for not being progressive? 314 00:12:18,223 --> 00:12:20,425 I gotta let them know I'm married to a Black man! 315 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:24,029 [dramatic music] 316 00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:26,898 [tires squealing] 317 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,902 Honey, jump in the window. The doors are inoperable. 318 00:12:30,969 --> 00:12:32,771 - Mom, are you serious right now? 319 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,105 [siren wailing] 320 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,473 - Sensitivity Police! 321 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,676 Shut off your engine. [engine stops] 322 00:12:37,742 --> 00:12:39,010 - Hi, Officer. 323 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:42,147 Harper Switzer. I'm extremely sensitive. 324 00:12:42,214 --> 00:12:44,416 I actually named my car after my husband, 325 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:47,285 who, as you can see, happens to be Black. 326 00:12:47,986 --> 00:12:49,788 - Happens to be Black? 327 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,056 Offensive! 328 00:12:51,122 --> 00:12:54,459 ♪ ♪ 329 00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,161 - What the hell am I doing here? 330 00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:57,462 I'm married to a Black guy. 331 00:12:57,529 --> 00:12:59,097 - What the hell am I doing here? 332 00:12:59,164 --> 00:13:01,566 I am a Black guy. 333 00:13:04,069 --> 00:13:06,171 - Whoa, how the hell they get you? 334 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:09,541 - I, uh--I accidentally deadnamed myself. 335 00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:11,343 Ugh, fucking Pimko. 336 00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:14,179 That skunk'll stop at nothing to win another title. 337 00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:15,313 - We gotta get out of here. 338 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,415 The race is in a couple of days. 339 00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:20,852 Officer Sheldon, what do you got against me, dude? 340 00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:22,754 - I do not like you. 341 00:13:22,821 --> 00:13:25,457 You are a relic of the past. 342 00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:27,125 - The past, huh? 343 00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:28,760 Heck, I am the past. 344 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:31,463 And that's how I'm identifyin' from now back. 345 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:33,832 I identify as past. 346 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,634 My tense was past. 347 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,103 Please used the past tense 348 00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:40,772 when you talked to me from then on. 349 00:13:40,839 --> 00:13:42,774 - What are you talking about? 350 00:13:42,841 --> 00:13:44,209 - What was I talking about? 351 00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,344 - You're a nitwit. - Was a nitwit. 352 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:47,979 Please don't present-tense me. 353 00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,548 - I do not accept the way you identify! 354 00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:53,985 [speaking in tongues] 355 00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:56,254 [siren wailing] 356 00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:59,357 - Officer Sheldon, that's a violation of Code 108C, 357 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,893 failure to accept a person's preferred identity. 358 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,628 Consider yourself canceled. 359 00:14:03,695 --> 00:14:06,665 - We're free, y'all! [people cheering] 360 00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:08,199 - Suck a dick, Sheldon! 361 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,502 [tense music] 362 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:11,736 [air hisses] 363 00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:13,438 ♪ ♪ 364 00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:16,241 - Why have you disturbed my slumber? 365 00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:18,109 - Sorry, uh, Lord Mayor. 366 00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:19,844 I'm afraid we have some, uh-- 367 00:14:19,911 --> 00:14:21,880 well, it's-- it's bad news. 368 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:24,816 - Uh, Officer Sheldon has fallen. 369 00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:26,518 Please, please show us mercy. 370 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:27,953 - Yeah, man, please... - Please. 371 00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:29,354 - Don't choke us to death. 372 00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,789 Don't shove anything up our ass. 373 00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:32,023 - What? - Huh? Was that-- 374 00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:33,258 I--I was just saying, like, don't. 375 00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:35,026 - Well, speak for yourself. 376 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:36,761 - Don't just stand there. 377 00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:38,129 Fuck them up. 378 00:14:38,196 --> 00:14:41,599 Sabotage. Sabotage. Sabotage. 379 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:44,436 [upbeat rock music] 380 00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:46,671 - Looking good. Makin' great time, Mary. 381 00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:48,406 Don't forget to punch it in the Castro. 382 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,642 - On it. - Ooh, hot damn! 383 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:52,243 [engine revving] 384 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,079 - Oh, shit! Cripple! 385 00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:56,081 I mean handicapped! 386 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:59,050 [tires squealing] 387 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:07,192 - My God, are you okay... Betty? 388 00:15:07,258 --> 00:15:08,927 She's all dinged up. 389 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,829 What the hell'd you do to her? 390 00:15:10,895 --> 00:15:14,032 - What did I do? Didn't you see what happened? 391 00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:15,667 - Are you--you good? You ok--are you-- 392 00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:16,634 - How you feelin'? 393 00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:19,137 - Being Bob Pimko's brother sucks. 394 00:15:19,204 --> 00:15:20,839 Now give me my forty bucks. 395 00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:24,342 Ugh, I gotta find a better way to make a living. 396 00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:26,544 - Well, maybe if you'd made different choices, 397 00:15:26,611 --> 00:15:27,946 you might've been able to avoid it. 398 00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,015 - What's that supposed to mean? 399 00:15:30,081 --> 00:15:31,916 - Well, it ain't exactly a secret. 400 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,785 All that body modification 401 00:15:33,852 --> 00:15:36,855 was bound to take its toll on the ole gal. 402 00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:38,923 - [laughs] Here it comes. 403 00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:40,892 Go on, I want to hear this. 404 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,694 - Okay, fine. Here it is. 405 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:45,730 You don't fuck with original parts! 406 00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:47,198 - [scoffs] Wow. 407 00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:48,666 You know, if that's how you feel, 408 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,935 maybe we shouldn't be teammates. 409 00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:53,171 - Fine with me. We're done. 410 00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:54,873 - Good with me. - Better with me. 411 00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:56,141 - Dick. 412 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:57,842 - You're--oh, you're going this way. 413 00:15:57,909 --> 00:16:00,745 Well, I'm not doing the awkward walk thing with you. 414 00:16:00,812 --> 00:16:02,280 Ladies first. 415 00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:10,555 Fucker! Ah! 416 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:14,926 - [whimpers] 417 00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:17,395 [sadly] ♪ I'm the life of the party ♪ 418 00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:20,098 ♪ We're drinking Bacardi ♪ 419 00:16:20,165 --> 00:16:22,000 ♪ P-poppin' bottles in the back ♪ 420 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,002 ♪ Of my Ferrari ♪ 421 00:16:24,069 --> 00:16:26,504 - I need more energy, D-Labia. 422 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:29,240 And we're smiling and we're singing 423 00:16:29,307 --> 00:16:32,744 and we're dancing and we're happy, happy, happy! 424 00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:34,279 - Yeah, you slob! 425 00:16:34,345 --> 00:16:37,482 No one likes a sourpuss with big titties. 426 00:16:37,549 --> 00:16:41,753 - But I haven't eaten in 19 hours. 427 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,657 [moans] 428 00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:47,792 - [as Buffalo Bill] It sings the song, 429 00:16:47,859 --> 00:16:50,161 it gets the cupcake. 430 00:16:50,228 --> 00:16:51,729 - [sighs] 431 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,398 Okay, sorry. 432 00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:56,701 ♪ I--I'm the life of the party ♪ 433 00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:58,803 [sobs] - Om, nom, nom, nom, nom. 434 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,973 - Fuck, I've never seen Freddy this sad. 435 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,608 Maybe we're being too hard on him. 436 00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:06,644 - You're missing a hell of cupcake, Freddy! 437 00:17:06,711 --> 00:17:09,547 - Ugh, Harper is so into racing, 438 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,649 I can't remember the last time she let me 439 00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:13,918 take a pumice stone to her feet. 440 00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:16,488 - No offense, but you're just talking about your wife. 441 00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:19,491 I may never see my Betty again. 442 00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:22,260 - [sarcastically] Sorry for being insensitive. 443 00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:24,662 - Just try to think before you speak. 444 00:17:24,729 --> 00:17:26,498 [knock at door] 445 00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:28,867 Whoa. What the hell happened to you? 446 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:31,202 - Turns out, I broke my foot in that wreck. 447 00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,071 - No shit. 448 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:35,173 You know, as I tried to tell you, 449 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,342 metaphoratically, maybe you should've 450 00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:38,977 stuck with the original parts. 451 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:42,747 - Ugh! Jesus, you are such a fucking dinosaur. 452 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:45,150 - What? No. I didn't mean it like that. 453 00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:47,519 I--I was talkin' about the car. 454 00:17:49,254 --> 00:17:50,822 - [sighs] 455 00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:54,859 Listen, we can't let that evil Stephen Hawking motherfucker 456 00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:55,994 win again this year. 457 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,263 I'm thinking you could drive Bernie in the race. 458 00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:00,632 - [chuckling] Well, yee-fuckin'-haw! 459 00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:02,634 Hell yeah, I will! [laughs] 460 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,503 - Well, all fuckin' right! Whoo! 461 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,505 - On one condition: 462 00:18:07,572 --> 00:18:10,341 and if I win, you change Bernie back to Betty, 463 00:18:10,408 --> 00:18:12,477 just as she came off the assembly line. 464 00:18:12,544 --> 00:18:14,312 - What? No way! 465 00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,713 - Deal or no deal? 466 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:18,383 - Fine. Deal. It's just a car. 467 00:18:18,449 --> 00:18:19,984 - You don't mean that. 468 00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:21,386 [dramatic music] 469 00:18:21,452 --> 00:18:24,923 - And now, ladies and gentlemen... 470 00:18:24,989 --> 00:18:27,091 and ladies who were gentlemen 471 00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:29,294 and gentlemen who were ladies 472 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,629 and ladies dressed as gentlemen 473 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,031 and gentlemen dressed as-- 474 00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:34,132 - Get on with it! 475 00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:36,234 - Dua Labia! 476 00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:39,470 [cheers and applause] 477 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:42,607 Dua Labia, you have five minutes to make your way 478 00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:45,810 to the main stage, or your position is forfeit. 479 00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:48,713 - Freddy? - Freddy! 480 00:18:51,182 --> 00:18:52,784 Freddy, what are you doing? 481 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,686 They're about to disqualify your ass. 482 00:18:54,752 --> 00:18:57,288 - [sniffles] My tummy's all squozed up, 483 00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:58,723 I'm starving, 484 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:02,026 and these Jimmy Choos are three sizes too small. 485 00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:04,262 It ain't fun. 486 00:19:04,329 --> 00:19:06,497 - [sighs] That's on me. 487 00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:08,533 I've been ridin' yo' ass like one of those stage moms 488 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,301 on "Toddlers & Tiaras." 489 00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:11,869 That's a damn good show, though. 490 00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:14,305 - But I don't wanna let you guys down. 491 00:19:14,372 --> 00:19:15,773 - We let you down. 492 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,675 What you need to do is go up there 493 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,744 and be your authentic self. 494 00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:22,780 - Are you sure? - You do you, Freddy. 495 00:19:22,847 --> 00:19:24,215 - Okay! 496 00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:25,450 - Oh! 497 00:19:27,485 --> 00:19:28,786 - Ladies and gentlemen 498 00:19:28,853 --> 00:19:31,256 and ladies who were gentlemen-- oh, forget it. 499 00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:32,557 Your attention, please. 500 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,626 There's been a change to the program. 501 00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:37,595 Please put your hands together for...Hizzo! 502 00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:39,464 [cheers and applause] 503 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,433 [funky music playing] 504 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,304 ♪ ♪ 505 00:19:46,371 --> 00:19:47,939 - ♪ Don't hate on me ♪ 506 00:19:48,006 --> 00:19:50,041 ♪ If my stomach's flopping loose ♪ 507 00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:52,010 ♪ And my ass leaves you amused ♪ 508 00:19:52,076 --> 00:19:54,579 ♪ 'Cause it brings in revenues ♪ 509 00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:55,847 - What the hell is he doing? 510 00:19:55,913 --> 00:19:57,615 - He's being his authentic self. 511 00:19:57,682 --> 00:19:59,717 - Who the fuck wants to see that? 512 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,886 - ♪ Don't hate on me ♪ 513 00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:04,188 ♪ If I'm dancing and enthused ♪ 514 00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:05,990 ♪ I ain't takin' your abuse ♪ 515 00:20:06,057 --> 00:20:08,092 ♪ Now please pass the chocolate mousse ♪ 516 00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:09,927 ♪ Mama eat ♪ 517 00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:12,897 [cheers and applause] 518 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:14,866 ♪ ♪ 519 00:20:14,932 --> 00:20:16,901 - Uh-uh-uh. That's right, bitch. Get it. 520 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,137 ♪ Mm, uh-uh-uh, that your breath ♪ 521 00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:20,338 ♪ Is so damn stank ♪ 522 00:20:20,405 --> 00:20:22,206 ♪ And your booty just ah-ah-ah ♪ 523 00:20:22,273 --> 00:20:24,108 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:26,644 [cheers and applause] 525 00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:29,814 - And the winner of the Dragoff Contest 526 00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,983 is...Hizzo! 527 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,785 - Yas, queen! 528 00:20:33,851 --> 00:20:36,421 - [sobbing] 529 00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:38,256 I'm a lucky girl. 530 00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:39,691 [sniffs] 531 00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:41,726 I gotta put these in water. 532 00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:43,528 - Welcome, race fans, 533 00:20:43,594 --> 00:20:46,564 to the San Francisco Grand Prix 534 00:20:46,631 --> 00:20:49,334 on a beautiful Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday! 535 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,602 Today is Tuesday, right? 536 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,705 I gotta pick my kid up later. 537 00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:55,807 Introducing our racers: 538 00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:58,609 Grammy nominee Schoolboy Q 539 00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:02,113 and his calorically blessed bodyguard Two-Ton! 540 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:05,983 Feckless apartheid profiteer Elon Musk! 541 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:10,021 She's married to a Black man, Harper Switzer! 542 00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:15,493 The Skin Lasso from El Paso, Freewheelin' Franklin Freek! 543 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,763 And finally, introducing the soon-to-be 544 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:21,132 four-time Grand Prix champion 545 00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:24,068 and the man who pays my salary, 546 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:27,672 Mayor Bob Pimko! 547 00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:31,075 - Game on, bitches. 548 00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:33,578 - Franklin's like a brother, but the mayor fights dirty, 549 00:21:33,644 --> 00:21:35,913 so I'm bettin' it all on Pimko. 550 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:39,250 Fuck him in the ass! No lube, baby! 551 00:21:39,317 --> 00:21:40,785 - 25 bucks for a light beer? 552 00:21:40,852 --> 00:21:42,754 How's the average cat supposed to afford this? 553 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,522 This country's going to shit. 554 00:21:44,589 --> 00:21:45,723 [engine revving] 555 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,959 - Okay, headset's on. Check, check. 556 00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:49,427 Should we do a feel-good cheer, honey? 557 00:21:49,494 --> 00:21:50,661 - Oh, don't you fucking "honey" me. 558 00:21:50,728 --> 00:21:52,697 We are in race mode. 559 00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:54,499 I swear, Noah, I-- - And headset's off. 560 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,234 - Okay, that's sad. 561 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,535 Franklin, do you read me? 562 00:21:57,602 --> 00:21:59,370 - Copy that. 563 00:21:59,437 --> 00:22:01,172 Hey, Harp! Good luck! 564 00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:03,274 - Hey, Frank! Fuck you! 565 00:22:03,341 --> 00:22:04,542 [engines revving] 566 00:22:04,609 --> 00:22:06,277 [lights beeping] 567 00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:07,478 [tires squealing] 568 00:22:07,545 --> 00:22:09,147 - And they're off! 569 00:22:09,213 --> 00:22:10,348 - Franklin, listen up. 570 00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:12,049 Pimko plays it dirty off the line. 571 00:22:12,116 --> 00:22:13,117 Hang back. 572 00:22:13,184 --> 00:22:14,185 Let him thin the field. 573 00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:15,520 Then make your move. 574 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,189 - Thanks, hon, but this ain't my first rodeo. 575 00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:21,159 [exciting rock music] 576 00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:22,126 ♪ ♪ 577 00:22:22,193 --> 00:22:23,394 [gunshot] 578 00:22:23,461 --> 00:22:25,196 [tires screeching] 579 00:22:26,631 --> 00:22:27,732 [explosion] 580 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:30,435 Jesus, he's already playing dirty. 581 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,336 - Well, imagine that. 582 00:22:32,403 --> 00:22:35,740 - Ooh, some brilliant cheating from Mayor Pimko! 583 00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:37,141 You know who else cheats? 584 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:39,010 My wife! 585 00:22:39,076 --> 00:22:41,012 ♪ ♪ 586 00:22:41,078 --> 00:22:44,182 - Amber, sweetie, I have plenty of time to send a dick pic. 587 00:22:44,248 --> 00:22:45,583 This baby's on autopilot, 588 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,952 which works perfectlyyyyyy! 589 00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:48,886 [explosion] 590 00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,355 - Oh! Down goes Musk! 591 00:22:51,422 --> 00:22:55,126 He crashed harder than the stock price of Twitter! 592 00:22:55,193 --> 00:22:56,861 - You're coming up on the Lombard stairs. 593 00:22:56,928 --> 00:22:59,030 Watch out for a Pimko ambush. 594 00:22:59,096 --> 00:23:01,933 - Ain't nobody gonna ambush me, darlin'. 595 00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:04,669 - We're gainin' on them, Q! 596 00:23:04,735 --> 00:23:05,870 - Hey, man, I don't give a shit. 597 00:23:05,937 --> 00:23:07,672 This race is your thing, fat-ass. 598 00:23:07,738 --> 00:23:09,207 - Deploy countermeasures. 599 00:23:09,273 --> 00:23:11,442 ♪ ♪ 600 00:23:11,509 --> 00:23:12,610 [both grunt] 601 00:23:12,677 --> 00:23:14,111 - Franklin, look out! 602 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:17,215 - Fuck! What are those, bowling balls? 603 00:23:17,281 --> 00:23:19,750 [tires squealing] 604 00:23:19,817 --> 00:23:22,753 - And there goes our diversity! 605 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:26,724 - Damn, Q, those boys can roll. What we do now? 606 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:28,926 - Call the lucky motherfuckin' chopper to make a pickup. 607 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:31,095 - I told you he'd try to ambush you. 608 00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:32,663 Oh, he's a cis snake. 609 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:36,701 - [juddering] Everything's under control. 610 00:23:37,602 --> 00:23:39,670 [engines revving, tires squealing] 611 00:23:42,607 --> 00:23:44,208 - He's blockin' us out. 612 00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:45,743 Harper, can you hear me? 613 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:47,311 - Hey! Stay off my channel! 614 00:23:47,378 --> 00:23:50,815 - The shitbag keeps winning by knocking us off one by one. 615 00:23:50,882 --> 00:23:54,051 If we stick together, we have a chance. 616 00:23:54,118 --> 00:23:55,753 - I'm listening. - O--okay. 617 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,288 I--I gotta ride your bumper. 618 00:23:57,355 --> 00:23:59,190 - I think I know where you're going with this. 619 00:23:59,257 --> 00:24:01,292 - Okay, I'm on your ass. 620 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,227 Let me just slide in there. 621 00:24:03,294 --> 00:24:04,762 Gently. Gently! 622 00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:06,531 - Oh, yeah. A little more, Franklin. 623 00:24:06,597 --> 00:24:08,099 That's it. Get in my ass. 624 00:24:08,165 --> 00:24:09,700 - Hey, guys. [chuckles nervously] 625 00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:11,636 Anything going on I should be aware of? 626 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,271 - All right, Harp. Brake! 627 00:24:13,337 --> 00:24:15,306 [tires screeching] 628 00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:18,743 - Hey. That is cheating. 629 00:24:19,477 --> 00:24:20,611 [whirring] 630 00:24:21,479 --> 00:24:23,481 - Aah! [crowd gasps] 631 00:24:23,548 --> 00:24:26,284 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Aah! 632 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:27,685 For the record, Franklin, 633 00:24:27,752 --> 00:24:29,186 I had planned to double-cross you. 634 00:24:29,253 --> 00:24:33,090 Now take that E.T.-lookin' motherfucker down! 635 00:24:33,157 --> 00:24:34,792 ♪ ♪ 636 00:24:34,859 --> 00:24:36,561 - And then there were two! 637 00:24:36,627 --> 00:24:38,296 Gorgeous Bob Pimko 638 00:24:38,362 --> 00:24:41,132 and unemployed burden to the state, 639 00:24:41,198 --> 00:24:43,434 Franklin Freek! 640 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,002 - God damn it! 641 00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:47,405 The I-talian race car is too damn fast. 642 00:24:47,471 --> 00:24:48,706 I can't get past him. 643 00:24:48,773 --> 00:24:50,841 - Hit the nitro boost! 644 00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:52,677 - This car wasn't built to handle 645 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,378 that much extra horsepower. 646 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:55,646 She'll tip over. 647 00:24:55,713 --> 00:24:57,048 - No, he won't. 648 00:24:57,114 --> 00:24:59,283 The spoiler I added will stabilize him. 649 00:24:59,350 --> 00:25:01,652 - That's what you'd do if you were in this seat? 650 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:03,254 - Yes! [feedback squeals] 651 00:25:03,321 --> 00:25:10,094 ♪ ♪ 652 00:25:11,562 --> 00:25:12,763 - They're neck and neck 653 00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,632 and approaching the finish line! 654 00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:17,234 - Break if off in his asshole! 655 00:25:18,903 --> 00:25:20,137 [tires squealing] 656 00:25:22,106 --> 00:25:25,176 - No, no, no, no, no. 657 00:25:25,242 --> 00:25:27,878 - Oh, no, the man who pays my salary 658 00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:30,748 has soared off course! 659 00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:32,583 - Amsterdam by morning. 660 00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:34,685 Hashish and hookers. 661 00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:36,087 - Holy shit! 662 00:25:36,153 --> 00:25:38,923 Your winner is Franklin Freek! 663 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:41,092 Pending of course, Bob Pimko invalidating the results 664 00:25:41,158 --> 00:25:43,394 and declaring himself the winner. 665 00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:45,062 - No! 666 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,732 Franklin picks today not to be a loser? 667 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:50,201 How selfish can you get? 668 00:25:50,267 --> 00:25:52,637 [upbeat music] 669 00:25:52,703 --> 00:25:55,873 - Whoo! We did it! Whoo-hoo! 670 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,676 Well, that was some great driving out there, Cowboy. 671 00:25:58,743 --> 00:26:00,444 You know, we make a darn good team. 672 00:26:00,511 --> 00:26:02,780 - Yep, I reckon we do. 673 00:26:03,614 --> 00:26:05,449 - Well, a deal's a deal. 674 00:26:05,516 --> 00:26:08,986 Bernie, you're gonna transition back to Betty now. 675 00:26:10,421 --> 00:26:13,057 - Actually, no, he ain't. 676 00:26:13,124 --> 00:26:16,627 Betty became Bernie, and he's never been happier. 677 00:26:16,694 --> 00:26:19,463 And he just won the Grand Prix. 678 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:21,565 Maybe, uh-- 679 00:26:21,632 --> 00:26:23,968 well, maybe you know what's best. 680 00:26:24,035 --> 00:26:26,370 - Really? I don't know what to say. 681 00:26:26,437 --> 00:26:29,340 - Mm, say you'll give me Harper's minivan back. 682 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:30,408 - Give you? 683 00:26:30,474 --> 00:26:32,376 I'll pay you to take that loser cruiser 684 00:26:32,443 --> 00:26:34,178 the hell out of my garage. 685 00:26:38,349 --> 00:26:39,617 - Nice titties. 686 00:26:39,684 --> 00:26:41,052 - Nice boner. - [chuckles] 687 00:26:41,118 --> 00:26:42,887 It's, uh--why, that's-- 688 00:26:42,953 --> 00:26:45,656 you know, it's just from, uh, winning the race. 689 00:26:45,723 --> 00:26:46,924 - Sure, it is, Cowboy. 690 00:26:46,991 --> 00:26:49,493 - Congratulations on winning the race. 691 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,596 - Thank you, ma'am. Uh, that's very kind. 692 00:26:52,663 --> 00:26:55,666 If you'll excuse me, I gotta go get her number. 693 00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:58,335 [laughs] 694 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:01,605 - ♪ I've been to Dallas and New Orleans ♪ 695 00:27:01,672 --> 00:27:03,240 [upbeat music] 696 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:05,509 ♪ Down where the country air ♪ 697 00:27:05,576 --> 00:27:07,811 ♪ Makes 'em all hot and mean ♪ 698 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:10,147 ♪ Cowboys, policemen ♪ 699 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:12,516 ♪ Miners, and marines ♪ 700 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:15,285 ♪ They all got one thing in common ♪ 701 00:27:15,352 --> 00:27:18,088 ♪ Goin' steady isn't an option ♪ 702 00:27:18,155 --> 00:27:22,526 ♪ Ain't no man man enough for me ♪ 703 00:27:22,593 --> 00:27:24,562 ♪ You can bend me over like a horny bulldozer ♪ 704 00:27:24,629 --> 00:27:26,297 ♪ But that's not all I need ♪ 705 00:27:27,364 --> 00:27:29,266 ♪ He could be hung, give me a lung ♪ 706 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,069 ♪ Send me on a spending spree ♪ 707 00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:34,104 ♪ But I'm never too proud to say it out loud ♪ 708 00:27:34,171 --> 00:27:36,507 ♪ Ain't no man man enough for me ♪ 709 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:39,176 ♪ ♪ 710 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:41,412 ♪ ♪ 711 00:27:41,478 --> 00:27:43,981 ♪ Ain't no, ain't no ♪ 712 00:27:44,048 --> 00:27:45,716 ♪ Ain't no man ♪ 713 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,318 ♪ Ain't no, ain't no ♪ 714 00:27:48,385 --> 00:27:50,687 ♪ Ain't no man ♪ 715 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:53,157 ♪ Ain't no, ain't no ♪ 716 00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:55,159 ♪ Ain't no man ♪ 717 00:27:55,225 --> 00:27:57,694 ♪ Ain't no, ain't no ♪ 718 00:27:57,761 --> 00:28:00,764 ♪ Ain't no man ♪ 719 00:28:00,831 --> 00:28:02,766 ♪ ♪