1 00:00:16,556 --> 00:00:21,826 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:21,893 --> 00:00:24,328 - [inhales deeply] 3 00:00:24,395 --> 00:00:26,929 So, boys, what's our schedule for today? 4 00:00:26,996 --> 00:00:29,964 - What day is it? - I believe it's a Monday. 5 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,799 - I mean, every day's the same for us. 6 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:35,467 Wake up, get high, eat, get high, nap, wake up, 7 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,269 get high, eat, get high, brush our teeth 8 00:00:38,336 --> 00:00:40,771 time permitting, then sleep. 9 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:42,905 - You know, Franklin, when I hear you reduce 10 00:00:42,972 --> 00:00:47,207 our lives to a simple, unambitious routine, 11 00:00:47,274 --> 00:00:49,842 it makes me proud beyond words. 12 00:00:49,909 --> 00:00:52,778 - Only hitch in our giddyap is how to pay for it all. 13 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:56,414 I mean, we can't have a job with hour packed schedule. 14 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,815 - Or with our refusal to get jobs. 15 00:00:58,882 --> 00:01:00,916 - Food's free if we take it from upstairs 16 00:01:00,983 --> 00:01:03,584 when no one's looking. - But what about weed? 17 00:01:03,651 --> 00:01:05,619 Weed is expensive. 18 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:07,553 - I'm telling you, we'd be set for life 19 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,388 if I could sell my idea for wearable weed. 20 00:01:10,455 --> 00:01:12,856 Clothes made of cannabis cloth. 21 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:18,593 THC seeps into your skin and gets you high as fuck. 22 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:21,996 - To turn an idea like that into cold cash 23 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:27,099 would take a lot of hard work. - Hard work? I quit. 24 00:01:27,165 --> 00:01:28,766 - Me too. - Yeah, me three. 25 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,835 And that, gentlemen, is naptime. 26 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,437 [all snoring] 27 00:01:35,503 --> 00:01:38,872 - ♪ Good, mm-hmm ♪ 28 00:01:38,939 --> 00:01:41,607 ♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪ 29 00:01:41,674 --> 00:01:45,276 ♪ And we just woke up in year 2020 ♪ 30 00:01:45,343 --> 00:01:47,711 - ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪ 31 00:01:47,777 --> 00:01:50,713 ♪ Roll another J and get high ♪ 32 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:53,214 ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪ 33 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,716 ♪ Me and my brothers getting fried ♪ 34 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,783 - ♪ The Freak Brothers ♪ 35 00:02:01,986 --> 00:02:03,587 [all snoring] 36 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:06,422 - Freddy, Freddy, yo! 37 00:02:06,489 --> 00:02:10,358 Freddy, we gotta talk. 38 00:02:10,424 --> 00:02:13,426 Wake the fuck up! 39 00:02:13,493 --> 00:02:15,427 Ooh, I know. 40 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:19,863 - Salt and vinegar kettle cooked 41 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:21,398 with a hit of cracked black pepper! 42 00:02:21,465 --> 00:02:25,600 - Listen up, we got a problem. I'm late. 43 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,868 - Late schmate, 44 00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:29,436 we just started napping five minutes ago. 45 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:32,571 Here. - Not late for my nap, dumbass. 46 00:02:32,637 --> 00:02:35,506 Late for my period. I could be pregnant! 47 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,007 - Oh, wow, kitty, 48 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,775 I just have one important question. 49 00:02:39,842 --> 00:02:41,910 Are you gonna finish those chips? 50 00:02:41,977 --> 00:02:44,911 [upbeat music] 51 00:02:44,978 --> 00:02:47,146 ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:49,681 - Okay, Mr. Chang, please just try to relax. 53 00:02:49,748 --> 00:02:51,082 We're almost there. 54 00:02:51,149 --> 00:02:52,883 - If I could relax, I wouldn't need you 55 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:54,817 to drive me 80 miles to hug a cow! 56 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:57,819 Gah, gah, gah, gah! [groans] 57 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,154 - Mm-hmm, yeah, that's good. Let it out. 58 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,622 - Hugging a therapy cow 59 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:04,157 is the only thing that eases Dennis Chang's anxiety! 60 00:03:04,224 --> 00:03:06,425 [people chanting indistinctly] [tires screech] 61 00:03:06,492 --> 00:03:10,293 - Moo means no, moo means no. 62 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,628 - What the hell is this? 63 00:03:12,695 --> 00:03:14,530 - What the fuck do these Jesus freaks 64 00:03:14,597 --> 00:03:16,297 have against cow hugging? 65 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:19,799 And who's their leader with the complexion to die for? 66 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,434 - Oh, great, that's Kirk Cameron, 67 00:03:22,501 --> 00:03:26,537 former teen sitcom star turned Christian morality police. 68 00:03:26,604 --> 00:03:27,837 - Never heard of him. 69 00:03:27,904 --> 00:03:29,838 Father did not allow television! 70 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:33,174 - Cameron's Christian Crusaders AKA the CCC 71 00:03:33,241 --> 00:03:35,776 have been trying to stop Noah's research at Berkeley. 72 00:03:35,842 --> 00:03:39,245 - Hi, I'm Kirk. No more hugging cows, 'kay? 73 00:03:39,311 --> 00:03:41,146 It's a gateway to bestiality. 74 00:03:41,212 --> 00:03:43,414 - It's approved therapy for anxiety. 75 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,549 - First you hug them, then you open mouth kiss them, 76 00:03:46,616 --> 00:03:48,417 then you mount them from behind and thrust 77 00:03:48,483 --> 00:03:49,984 until the cows come. 78 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:52,185 - You mean until the cows come home. 79 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:53,920 - No, ma'am, I do not. 80 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:57,321 You, sir, are a sinner. You lie with the beast. 81 00:03:57,388 --> 00:03:58,823 - I do it standing up, gorgeous. 82 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,291 - You're sick. - You peaked at 17. 83 00:04:01,358 --> 00:04:03,025 - You must repent. 84 00:04:03,092 --> 00:04:04,959 - You must give me the name of your facialist. 85 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:06,327 - No, never. 86 00:04:06,394 --> 00:04:08,562 [ball pops] - [screams] 87 00:04:08,629 --> 00:04:12,130 ♪ ♪ 88 00:04:12,197 --> 00:04:14,632 - Ah, I was saving the Kobe beef sliders 89 00:04:14,698 --> 00:04:16,434 for Pictionary league. 90 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,735 - You need to learn to share. 91 00:04:18,802 --> 00:04:20,702 - This ain't the first time I've been late. 92 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:24,572 Wasn't nothing then. Probably nothing now. 93 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:26,740 That's just stress eating! 94 00:04:26,807 --> 00:04:28,841 Don't look at me like that. 95 00:04:28,908 --> 00:04:31,009 - Okay, Mr. Chang, have a seat. 96 00:04:31,075 --> 00:04:33,944 Uh, why don't I fix you a cup of your expensive soba-cha tea 97 00:04:34,011 --> 00:04:37,179 you won't reimburse me for. - No tea, want cow! 98 00:04:37,245 --> 00:04:38,814 - What's wrong with this fucking guy? 99 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,714 - Anxiety. Be nice. 100 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:44,050 Get this, Kirk Cameron's Christian Crusader's group 101 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,518 shut down Dennis' cow hugging therapy. 102 00:04:46,585 --> 00:04:48,419 - [growls and screams] 103 00:04:48,486 --> 00:04:50,020 - So you hug a cow 104 00:04:50,086 --> 00:04:52,421 and it stops you spazzing out like that? 105 00:04:52,488 --> 00:04:54,123 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 106 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:56,191 - Well, hell, if you need to hug something 107 00:04:56,257 --> 00:04:58,792 slow and fat that has four stomachs, 108 00:04:58,859 --> 00:05:00,593 wrap your arms around old Freddy here. 109 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:01,961 [chuckles] 110 00:05:02,028 --> 00:05:04,962 - [mooing] 111 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:08,731 - Oh, my--what the hell? He's sweating like a pig. 112 00:05:08,798 --> 00:05:10,466 Ew! - That's not sweat. 113 00:05:10,532 --> 00:05:12,500 - Oh, God, don't tell us what it is. 114 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:14,469 - Piss, come, and bong water. 115 00:05:14,535 --> 00:05:15,769 - [screams] Oh, God! 116 00:05:15,836 --> 00:05:17,536 Dennis Chang needs a new shirt! 117 00:05:17,603 --> 00:05:19,271 - Oh, I'll go grab one of Noah's. 118 00:05:19,338 --> 00:05:22,840 - You need to chill out, man. - I suffer from anxiety. 119 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,775 Can't just chill out, not without some help. 120 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,043 - Oh, I think we can help. 121 00:05:28,109 --> 00:05:29,610 ♪ ♪ 122 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:32,779 - Let my soothing voice guide you. 123 00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:35,581 That's it. Inhale the smoke. 124 00:05:35,647 --> 00:05:38,850 Now gently remove the carb. 125 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:40,951 - There's nothing like seeing a weed virgin 126 00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:44,752 pop his cannabis cherry. - [coughs] 127 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:47,187 - Like watching a 10-year-old me. 128 00:05:47,254 --> 00:05:48,689 - [coughs] Oh, oh. 129 00:05:48,755 --> 00:05:51,224 I gotta say, fellas, I feel fucked up, 130 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:53,859 but I don't feel anxious. - Listen, rook. 131 00:05:53,925 --> 00:05:56,660 You play on team ganja, you gotta share the ball. 132 00:05:56,727 --> 00:05:59,162 - General Chang, my cat just asked for you 133 00:05:59,229 --> 00:06:00,429 to pass the bong. 134 00:06:00,496 --> 00:06:01,964 - My apologies, Fat Freddy's cat. 135 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,731 - Kitty, are you sure it's okay 136 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,265 to smoke in your condition? 137 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,833 - Hey, my mama smoked when she was pregnant. 138 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,068 I didn't pop out with six tails and no asshole. 139 00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:11,402 [inhales deeply] 140 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:13,537 - I don't know what Kitty is saying, 141 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:15,705 but I know she is very wise. 142 00:06:15,771 --> 00:06:18,340 Tanks, yeah-yah! 143 00:06:18,406 --> 00:06:20,641 [laughs] 144 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:23,276 [laughter] 145 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:25,911 - I don't know what the fuck that means, but it's funny. 146 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:28,045 - Yeah. [chuckles] 147 00:06:28,112 --> 00:06:30,380 - It's a catchphrase. It doesn't have to make sense. 148 00:06:30,447 --> 00:06:31,982 It's my bazinga. 149 00:06:32,047 --> 00:06:33,549 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah! 150 00:06:33,616 --> 00:06:34,983 [laughter] 151 00:06:35,049 --> 00:06:36,885 - Anyone else craving junk food? 152 00:06:36,951 --> 00:06:39,886 I'd kill for a chicken bacon ranch quesadilla. 153 00:06:39,952 --> 00:06:42,621 - That depends. You got a credit card? 154 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:45,122 - Tanks, yeah-yah! 155 00:06:45,189 --> 00:06:47,123 [laughter] 156 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:50,192 - That's not gonna get old fast. 157 00:06:50,259 --> 00:06:53,895 ♪ ♪ 158 00:06:53,961 --> 00:06:56,563 - Stay close to Freddy. He knows what he's doing. 159 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,130 - [slurps] 160 00:06:58,197 --> 00:07:01,132 [sniffing] 161 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:07,202 You gotta be careful. This cheese is hot! 162 00:07:07,269 --> 00:07:10,738 You could burn your mouth. Never, ever do this. 163 00:07:12,605 --> 00:07:14,940 Oh, it burns! It burns! 164 00:07:15,007 --> 00:07:16,742 [laughter] 165 00:07:16,808 --> 00:07:19,477 Here, you try. 166 00:07:19,543 --> 00:07:21,745 - Oh, what's that guy looking at. 167 00:07:21,811 --> 00:07:24,779 Never seen four bong bros getting their munch on? 168 00:07:24,846 --> 00:07:28,649 Hey, man, you're weak tons. We're weak nones! 169 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,316 [laughter] 170 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,652 - PF Changers, it takes most stoners years 171 00:07:33,718 --> 00:07:35,519 to invent their own nonsensical language, 172 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:36,954 but you did it in an hour. 173 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,188 - Ah! 174 00:07:39,255 --> 00:07:42,023 - Hey, Freddy, look at all these rubbers. 175 00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:44,425 Why doesn't anyone make condoms for pets? 176 00:07:44,492 --> 00:07:46,293 We fuck way more than y'all do. 177 00:07:46,359 --> 00:07:48,761 - Oh, let me ask. 178 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:53,397 Does anyone know why they don't make condoms for pets? 179 00:07:53,463 --> 00:07:54,797 - Pet condoms. 180 00:07:54,864 --> 00:07:56,766 Did you just come up with that now? 181 00:07:56,832 --> 00:07:59,700 - Don't be ridiculous. My cat did. 182 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:03,336 That is the most genius idea I have ever heard! 183 00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:05,237 Tanks, yeah-yah! 184 00:08:05,304 --> 00:08:08,406 [laughter] 185 00:08:08,472 --> 00:08:10,173 [sobbing] 186 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,808 [laughs] Shit. 187 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:15,176 Rapid mood swings. That doesn't mean anything. 188 00:08:15,243 --> 00:08:18,145 [laughing and sobbing] 189 00:08:22,347 --> 00:08:23,715 - Where the fuck are they? 190 00:08:23,782 --> 00:08:25,249 The one time they leave the house all week, 191 00:08:25,316 --> 00:08:27,483 they kidnap my boss? 192 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,519 - Out of my way, fucktards! I gotta take a pregnant test. 193 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:32,553 - Where the hell is Dennis Chang? 194 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,221 - Everything's groovy. 195 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:37,189 We all got high, went out for munchies. 196 00:08:37,256 --> 00:08:40,124 - Where is Dennis Chang? 197 00:08:40,191 --> 00:08:43,627 - Dennis Chang is in a place called enlightenment. 198 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:46,995 - Where anxiety does not reside. 199 00:08:47,062 --> 00:08:50,197 - Well, I'm just glad you're okay. 200 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:54,434 - Harper, Harper, Harper, you have been nagging me 201 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:58,669 to make you a project manager for a revolutionary new idea. 202 00:08:58,736 --> 00:09:00,370 Well, you've got the green light! 203 00:09:00,437 --> 00:09:04,572 What do you say? - Uh, I don't know. Thanks? 204 00:09:04,639 --> 00:09:05,707 - You mean... 205 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:08,041 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah! 206 00:09:08,108 --> 00:09:09,642 - This really is pretty great. 207 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,310 I promise you, my encryption idea-- 208 00:09:11,377 --> 00:09:13,311 - No! Encryption has a red light. 209 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,913 Green light is for pet condoms. - For what? 210 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:18,247 - Rubbers that go on a cat's wee-wee. 211 00:09:18,314 --> 00:09:20,682 Kitty thought of it. - His cat thought of it. 212 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:21,983 You're in charge! - But-- 213 00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:23,351 - Pet condoms are a go. 214 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:25,685 These friends of yours are geniuses. 215 00:09:25,752 --> 00:09:27,720 Tanks, yeah-yah! 216 00:09:27,786 --> 00:09:29,388 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah! 217 00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:32,756 - What the fuck does that even mean? 218 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:39,627 [upbeat music] 219 00:09:39,693 --> 00:09:42,695 - Smoke? - Don't mind if I doobie. 220 00:09:42,762 --> 00:09:44,030 [inhales deeply] - [laughs] 221 00:09:44,097 --> 00:09:46,298 That's funny. Refill. 222 00:09:48,165 --> 00:09:51,967 - Hold it in, weenis. - Hold it, hold it. 223 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:55,003 - Tanks, yeah-- [coughing] 224 00:09:57,671 --> 00:09:59,373 - Sup, Harp? Want a hit? 225 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:00,973 - No, we're running low! 226 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:05,476 - Check Weedmaps to find some of that sweet Mary Jane. 227 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:08,344 - Open. Order. 228 00:10:08,411 --> 00:10:09,745 Done. 229 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:11,946 Hey, Harp, you want some gummy gummy 230 00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:14,281 for your tummy tummy? You can pay me back. 231 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:15,615 - Thank you, no. 232 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:20,018 I'm actually working on your amazing pet condom idea. 233 00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:21,686 Need to keep a clear head. 234 00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:23,487 - Oh, you kidding, Switz? 235 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:24,920 Since I started toking, 236 00:10:24,987 --> 00:10:26,856 my judgement's never been sharper. 237 00:10:26,922 --> 00:10:28,957 Oh, by the way, guys, you maxed out my gold card, 238 00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:31,592 so here's a ChangCo platinum with no limit. 239 00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:34,426 - Do prostitutes accept ChangCo platinum? 240 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:35,827 I'm just asking for a friend. 241 00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:39,096 - [grunting] - What are you doing? 242 00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:43,899 - You mean am I twerking hard? - Or hardly twerking? 243 00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:46,000 [together] Twerking hard or hardly twerking? 244 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:47,801 Twerking hard or hardly twerking? 245 00:10:47,868 --> 00:10:49,002 Twerking hard or-- 246 00:10:49,069 --> 00:10:51,437 - Listen, Harper, I sent a purchase order 247 00:10:51,504 --> 00:10:53,905 to Hemp Depot for 50 pounds of pot cloth 248 00:10:53,972 --> 00:10:57,373 for my wearable weed idea-- or was it 50 tons? 249 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,474 Anyways, I singed your name. Is that cool? 250 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:01,710 - This is unacceptable workplace behavior. 251 00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:03,411 No, no, no! - You're right. 252 00:11:03,477 --> 00:11:06,312 So me and my bong bros are going to play 18 holes 253 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:08,847 at my country club! - Your club? 254 00:11:08,914 --> 00:11:10,214 You've never even taken me. 255 00:11:10,281 --> 00:11:11,816 - You don't know how to play golf. 256 00:11:11,883 --> 00:11:13,684 - They don't know how to use a fork and knife. 257 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,984 - That's not true. 258 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,485 I scratch my back with your forks every day. 259 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,553 - My mother's silver. 260 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,755 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:21,822 --> 00:11:24,756 - I need medical advice. 262 00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:27,391 I am a cat. 263 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:30,427 - Okay, a cat, how can I help you? 264 00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:34,363 - I think I'm pregnant. - Got it. 265 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:37,197 It is my opinion that you are pregnant, a cat. 266 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,999 - Holy shit! 267 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,234 - Oh, great, Freddy's cat is using my computer. 268 00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:46,170 She either breached my firewall or guessed my password. 269 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:49,905 - It's still Hillary2016. You gotta move on, girl. 270 00:11:49,971 --> 00:11:54,141 ♪ ♪ 271 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:57,276 - I feel like a fancy prince. 272 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,411 - You look Snow White's eighth dorf, Obesey. 273 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:03,547 - Ah, let me pull the perfect club for you. 274 00:12:03,613 --> 00:12:05,214 - Yeah, boy! 275 00:12:05,281 --> 00:12:08,283 Pass the pipe of life. Chang needs the kind kind! 276 00:12:08,349 --> 00:12:11,018 [inhales deeply] 277 00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:14,419 - Guys, look! I found a beach. 278 00:12:14,486 --> 00:12:15,887 Oh. 279 00:12:15,954 --> 00:12:17,955 And a egg! 280 00:12:18,022 --> 00:12:20,323 - I love golf. The gentleman's game. 281 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:23,759 Butt licker! 282 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,360 Tit, fart, twat, whore! 283 00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:28,862 - [screams] 284 00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:30,196 - ♪ With my pistol point cocked ♪ 285 00:12:30,262 --> 00:12:32,130 ♪ Ringaling, shots nonstop ♪ 286 00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:34,232 - Pace of play, motherfuckers. 287 00:12:34,299 --> 00:12:36,066 - He motherfuckered in my backswing. 288 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,934 Those first eight shots don't count. 289 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,770 - Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, ScHoolboy Q. 290 00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:44,471 - Oh, nemesis implies a rivalry. 291 00:12:44,537 --> 00:12:47,840 Bro, I'm prettier than you, richer than you, 292 00:12:47,906 --> 00:12:50,341 and I won the last three club championship. 293 00:12:50,408 --> 00:12:54,044 Learn your dictionary, boy. - Not richer for long. 294 00:12:54,111 --> 00:12:56,112 Chang's about to make beaucoup cheddar 295 00:12:56,178 --> 00:12:57,979 thanks to these three brains. 296 00:12:58,046 --> 00:12:59,913 - They have a ball washer here. 297 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,115 Oh, ooh, oh. 298 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,516 - That's not proper course etiquette, Q. 299 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,951 Want me to call the marshal? 300 00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:07,985 - No, I don't want you to snitch. 301 00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:09,719 Just cause we're at a wealthy white country club 302 00:13:09,786 --> 00:13:11,654 don't mean we abandon our values, bro. 303 00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:15,757 - You see, Mr. Q, we're about to blow up the pet sector 304 00:13:15,823 --> 00:13:19,292 with a top secret new product! - You mean pet condoms? 305 00:13:19,359 --> 00:13:21,827 - Shit, Chang, I'm in the pet game too, fool. 306 00:13:21,893 --> 00:13:23,528 But unlike you, I got a winner. 307 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,929 T-Square, bring me my bulls. - [whistles] 308 00:13:26,996 --> 00:13:29,431 - Yo, check it out. Meet Mother and Fucker. 309 00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:32,032 Both wearing my hip-hop swag for dogs, dog. 310 00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:34,467 - Sporty and functional. 311 00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:37,402 Equally at home at the club or in the club. 312 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:40,304 - Fuck, that's a crackerjack idea too. 313 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,506 - Too bad you won't be at Pet Expo 314 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,907 to watch me take home the Golden Biscuit Award 315 00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:46,408 for best new product. 316 00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:49,843 - Except it'll be you watching us. 317 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,911 Just give us the date of this Pet Expo, 318 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:54,046 and we'll be there. We might need a ride. 319 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:56,248 - One week from today. 320 00:13:56,314 --> 00:13:59,382 - Also known as you're fucked, you lose, 321 00:13:59,449 --> 00:14:01,017 your ass is barbecued. 322 00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:03,318 - Damn it, next week does sound soon. 323 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,721 - It'll be fine once Harper gets off her ass. 324 00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,089 We'll be there, suckers. 325 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:11,357 - Let's go to the next ride. 326 00:14:14,691 --> 00:14:16,926 - My solid gold golf cart! 327 00:14:16,993 --> 00:14:20,295 - Oh, why does that keep happening to ScHoolboy Q? 328 00:14:20,362 --> 00:14:23,497 That motherfucker's got the worst luck. 329 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:26,965 [protestors chanting] Nay, nay, no, no, 330 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,400 sex before marriage makes a panda a ho. 331 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:32,502 - Mr. Cameron, my research examines the affects 332 00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:34,937 of romantic music on endangered pandas 333 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,205 that are reluctant to reproduce. 334 00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:40,240 - Any premarital fornication is a sin! 335 00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:43,476 The Bible is very clear on this. 336 00:14:43,543 --> 00:14:44,976 ♪ ♪ 337 00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:47,244 - Pleasure doing business with you. 338 00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:49,113 This Algae Sugar Kush is gonna help you 339 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,780 get some of that night-night. 340 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,649 - William Goat, back here now. 341 00:14:53,715 --> 00:14:56,751 - I'm not cut out to be a mom. How do you do it all? 342 00:14:56,818 --> 00:15:00,419 - By the hair on my chinny motherfucking chin, that's how. 343 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,854 I'm so tired at the end of the day, 344 00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:05,189 I can barely eat trash. 345 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:07,757 - You know what I'm most afraid of losing? 346 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,292 My me time. 347 00:15:09,357 --> 00:15:11,526 - Oh, you can kiss that goodbye. 348 00:15:11,593 --> 00:15:13,828 I just cancelled my Hulu subscription. 349 00:15:13,894 --> 00:15:16,229 - Oh, shit, goat, that's rough. 350 00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:19,764 - I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't afford help. 351 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,465 - You're holding him wrong, dude. 352 00:15:21,532 --> 00:15:23,667 You gotta support his fucking fontanelle. 353 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:27,969 - Oh, don't question my parenting skills, cunt lips! 354 00:15:28,036 --> 00:15:31,772 [soft dramatic music] 355 00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:34,173 - [groans] 356 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,474 - Oopsie, looks like someone got caught 357 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:39,909 taking a petite siesta. - What? No, uh-uh. 358 00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:41,678 I've been going over the schedule. 359 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:44,846 I mean, I think maybe-- maybe we can have a prototype 360 00:15:44,912 --> 00:15:46,414 in six months. - Good! 361 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,448 Now subtract five months and three weeks. 362 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:52,250 We're coming out at Pet Expo in six days. 363 00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:56,053 - Changers is gonna win himself a golden biscuit. 364 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:58,254 - Six days? That's impossible. 365 00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:01,256 - Harper, are you weak tons? 366 00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:04,490 - No, I don't think so. - Then figure it out. 367 00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:07,159 Or I'll figure you out the door! 368 00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:09,694 And let us say tanks... 369 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,828 [together] Yeah-yah! 370 00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:12,495 [phone rumbles] 371 00:16:12,562 --> 00:16:15,297 But, ah, Chang-Chang ordered some kind kind 372 00:16:15,364 --> 00:16:18,666 on Weedmaps, and my delivery guy is here. 373 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,567 [inhales deeply] 374 00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:22,935 Yo. - Long day. 375 00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:25,136 You wanna take a puff? 376 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,471 - I can't get this done in time, 377 00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:29,273 and if I don't, Chang is gonna fire me. 378 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:32,541 - Oh, man. Dibs on your office. 379 00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:34,109 - [sighs] 380 00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:38,211 I have worked too long and too hard at this company 381 00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:42,614 for things to end like this, so I n--n-- 382 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,915 I need your help. 383 00:16:44,982 --> 00:16:47,049 - Harp's in serious trouble, guys. 384 00:16:47,116 --> 00:16:51,152 We might actually have to do some wo--wo-- 385 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,487 work. - [inhales] 386 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,255 What the fuck she think we've been doing? 387 00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:57,389 - No, I mean real work. 388 00:16:57,456 --> 00:17:00,424 No napping, no snacking, no whacking. 389 00:17:00,491 --> 00:17:03,093 - What? That's insane, man. 390 00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:04,293 - Tomorrow morning, 391 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,295 for the first time in our lives, 392 00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:11,565 we will wake up early and go to wo--work. 393 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,736 [all snoring] 394 00:17:18,802 --> 00:17:21,937 [alarm blaring] 395 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:27,207 - Time to wake up. 396 00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:29,475 - Yep. - [gasps] 397 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:32,477 Time to go to work. - Uh-huh. 398 00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:34,045 - Fuck. 399 00:17:38,814 --> 00:17:40,482 Who are we kidding? 400 00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:42,917 We're never gonna work and have jobs. 401 00:17:42,983 --> 00:17:45,184 - No, I reckon we ain't. 402 00:17:45,251 --> 00:17:47,419 Thing is, though, Harper's counting on us. 403 00:17:47,486 --> 00:17:48,654 We promised. 404 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,755 - Wouldn't be the first time we broke a promise. 405 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,356 - Life is hard, bitches. 406 00:17:53,423 --> 00:17:55,624 It comes at you fast and throws you curves. 407 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:59,127 Take some damn responsibility. [sighs] 408 00:17:59,193 --> 00:18:01,662 'Cause it ain't just your sorry selves 409 00:18:01,728 --> 00:18:04,196 who are counting on you now. 410 00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:05,397 - I hear that, Kitty. 411 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:07,831 So let's go back to sleep, have lunch, 412 00:18:07,898 --> 00:18:09,133 then help Harper with the pet condoms 413 00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:10,466 after our nap. 414 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,668 - Y'all gotta let that pet condom bullshit 415 00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,169 die already. 416 00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:16,237 I was high as fuck when I thought that up. 417 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,204 - Well, ain't that a kick in the nuts. 418 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,773 Now that Kitty's sober, she thinks pet condoms 419 00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:22,407 are a bad idea. 420 00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:24,508 - Well, everything does sound better 421 00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:25,676 when you're high. 422 00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,010 Come to think of it, Chang was high as a kite 423 00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:29,477 when he heard it. 424 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:32,579 Why else would he be investing in one of our ideas? 425 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:37,349 - 'Cause we're idea men. - Not good idea men. 426 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,818 Guys, the only way Harper wins the Golden Biscuit 427 00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,819 and keeps her job is if-- 428 00:18:42,886 --> 00:18:44,586 - If everyone at the Pet Expo 429 00:18:44,653 --> 00:18:47,021 is as stoned out of their minds as we always are. 430 00:18:47,088 --> 00:18:50,357 - Or if everyone at the Pet Expo 431 00:18:50,424 --> 00:18:53,693 is as stoned out of their minds as we always are. 432 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,694 [upbeat music] 433 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,128 - Ladies and gentlemen, 434 00:18:58,195 --> 00:19:00,196 please give a big Pet Expo welcome 435 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:04,032 to ScHoolboy Q and his Dope Paws. 436 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,800 - Hey, yo, what's cracking, Pet Expo? 437 00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:11,103 Welcome to the future of hip-hop's pet swag. 438 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:13,938 [cheers and applause] 439 00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:16,206 ♪ You say you're weak nones, but you're really weak tons ♪ 440 00:19:16,273 --> 00:19:17,340 ♪ Golden Biscuit's looking good ♪ 441 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,874 ♪ And my man struggles ♪ 442 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,141 Bitch. 443 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:23,410 [cheers and applause] 444 00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:29,213 - Now that's some catchy hippity hop. 445 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,848 I mean, he's gonna be tough to beat. 446 00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:33,616 - That's why we brought an unfair advantage. 447 00:19:33,683 --> 00:19:35,617 We gotta get everybody into these weed shirts 448 00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,085 before our presentation. 449 00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:40,721 - Get your T-shirts! Free weed-laced T-shirts! 450 00:19:40,787 --> 00:19:44,622 I mean, normal T-shirts that won't get you super high! 451 00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:48,659 - Oh, my God, I can't wait to meet Doug the Pug. 452 00:19:48,726 --> 00:19:52,127 He's, like, the biggest canine influencer on the 'Gram. 453 00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:54,196 - Hey, uh, Chomsky, 454 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,564 normally, I would never come to you for advice. 455 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,565 I was wondering if you knew any place 456 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,900 a cat could take care of a little problem. 457 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,168 - [gasps] Oh, thank God. 458 00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:08,471 Finally, I know a great guy. 459 00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:12,039 But unfortunately we'd have to cross state lines 460 00:20:12,106 --> 00:20:14,074 to see him. - Oh, damn. 461 00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:15,441 He's a back alley guy? 462 00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,642 - Sadly, they took away his license 463 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:20,678 after an unfortunate mishap with a pair of shears. 464 00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:22,145 - Shears? 465 00:20:22,212 --> 00:20:23,613 What the fuck you talking about? 466 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,247 - You want a groomer 467 00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:28,349 who can take care of your little problem, no? 468 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,784 - I'm talking about getting rid of an unwanted pregnancy 469 00:20:30,851 --> 00:20:33,386 you toffee-nosed, tiny skull little bitch. 470 00:20:33,452 --> 00:20:36,720 - Oh, well, you could still use a teddy bear cut 471 00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:38,989 and a flea bath, trust. 472 00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:43,291 ♪ ♪ 473 00:20:43,358 --> 00:20:45,526 - Dude, do you feel high right now? 474 00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:46,793 - Of course. 475 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:49,762 - No, I mean, like, more than usual, even for us? 476 00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,530 Does something seem off? 477 00:20:51,597 --> 00:20:54,531 - Mm, no. Everything seems normal to me. 478 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,666 - Good, great. Ribbit. 479 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,101 - Awesome. 480 00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:00,802 Quack. 481 00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:02,970 - You guys ready to eat that Golden Biscuit? 482 00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,937 [imitates eating loudly] 483 00:21:05,004 --> 00:21:07,205 - I wish I had a cow to hug. 484 00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:08,874 - That ScHoolboy Q motherfucker's 485 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,107 got nothing on us. 486 00:21:10,174 --> 00:21:12,976 Let's do this, bitch! - Do what? 487 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:15,110 We don't even have a prototype. 488 00:21:15,177 --> 00:21:17,111 - You need to relax, Harpsichord. 489 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,913 Trust us. - Yeah. 490 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,514 Have we ever let you down? 491 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,449 Now kick me in the balls to pump me up. 492 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:28,285 - Perfect. No notes. 493 00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:32,187 - And now please welcome-- wait, this can't be right. 494 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:35,656 Uh, Pet Condoms? 495 00:21:35,723 --> 00:21:39,125 - What up, San Francisco? 496 00:21:39,191 --> 00:21:41,759 How many times has this happened to you? 497 00:21:41,826 --> 00:21:43,361 Your dog likes to fuck, 498 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,229 but you don't want all those puppies. 499 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:52,933 - But you also don't want to cockblock man's best friend. 500 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,302 If only there was a solution. 501 00:21:56,369 --> 00:21:58,370 - And there is! 502 00:21:58,437 --> 00:21:59,637 Smile and stop talking 503 00:21:59,703 --> 00:22:02,539 before you say something stupid, Freddy. 504 00:22:02,605 --> 00:22:05,674 - Rubbers for your dog's dick! 505 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,408 End of presentation. 506 00:22:07,475 --> 00:22:10,110 - Oh, I want one! - Best idea in history! 507 00:22:10,177 --> 00:22:12,311 - Rock on! - I like that a lot! 508 00:22:12,378 --> 00:22:15,246 - That was the greatest thing I've ever seen. 509 00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:17,481 Ribbit. - Pet condoms rule. 510 00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:20,316 Quack. - Sign my baby! 511 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:22,651 - The audience has spoken! 512 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:27,087 This year's Golden Biscuit goes to Dennis "Bang Bang" Chang 513 00:22:27,153 --> 00:22:29,321 for Pet Condoms. 514 00:22:29,388 --> 00:22:32,790 - Yes! Tanks, yeah-yah! 515 00:22:32,857 --> 00:22:35,492 Oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh. In your face! 516 00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:38,394 - Ah, damn. - Don't worry, Q. 517 00:22:38,461 --> 00:22:40,462 You can't eat that biscuit anyway. 518 00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:42,129 I tried. 519 00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:44,664 - Chang Chang fingerbang suck my wang. 520 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,299 I win, bring it in! A-team! 521 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:50,634 Where my boys at? Chang chang, bang, bang! 522 00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:54,503 Fuck, I'm high. Eh, tanks, no. 523 00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:59,973 - Thank y'all so much, but we can't take credit. 524 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,074 - You crazy? Of course we can. 525 00:23:02,141 --> 00:23:05,810 - 'Cause the truth is, well, we didn't do much of anything. 526 00:23:05,877 --> 00:23:08,645 This here award belongs to the smartest, 527 00:23:08,712 --> 00:23:13,081 most talented, hottest-- I mean, talented--hold up. 528 00:23:13,148 --> 00:23:15,549 This lady-- Harper! 529 00:23:15,616 --> 00:23:19,218 Come get your biscuit. - Wow, you guys. 530 00:23:19,284 --> 00:23:22,753 Come on, oh, thank you. 531 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:26,223 This is a really special--oh. - Hey, heathens! 532 00:23:26,289 --> 00:23:27,756 Good afternoon. 533 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,592 I am former teen idol Kirk Cameron, 534 00:23:30,658 --> 00:23:32,960 and the Bible says premarital sex 535 00:23:33,026 --> 00:23:38,830 between animals is a sin! Release the locusts! 536 00:23:38,897 --> 00:23:40,631 [locusts buzzing] 537 00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:43,299 [laughs] 538 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:47,001 A plague on all your houses! 539 00:23:47,068 --> 00:23:49,703 ♪ ♪ 540 00:23:49,769 --> 00:23:52,805 - Whew-whee, thank the good Lord 541 00:23:52,872 --> 00:23:55,607 no more work for us. 542 00:23:57,541 --> 00:24:00,009 - Yeah, watching Chang flatline 543 00:24:00,076 --> 00:24:02,110 really showed me that nothing good 544 00:24:02,177 --> 00:24:04,079 comes from having a job. 545 00:24:04,145 --> 00:24:07,313 - Huh, this is really taking the edge off the locust bites. 546 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,915 - Well, boys, I gotta hand it to you. 547 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,617 Chang made me acting CEO while he's in rehab. 548 00:24:12,683 --> 00:24:16,353 - And the pet condom idea? - Oh, that's dead. 549 00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:17,853 We ran a focus group, and it turns out 550 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,121 most people don't want to put a rubber on their pet's dick. 551 00:24:20,188 --> 00:24:21,989 - Fucking cowards. 552 00:24:22,055 --> 00:24:25,558 - Anyways, thank you, guys, for stepping up for me. 553 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,859 But if you ever come anywhere near ChangCo again, 554 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,727 I will put your balls in the Vitamix 555 00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:31,362 and set it to puree. 556 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:36,131 - You have our word that we will never work again. 557 00:24:36,198 --> 00:24:38,466 - [sighs] Wow, what a week. 558 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:41,101 I need to unwind. - [inhales] 559 00:24:41,168 --> 00:24:45,336 I suppose you could go to one of them lady yoga classes 560 00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:47,905 or-- - Give me that. 561 00:24:47,971 --> 00:24:50,873 [inhales] Tanks, yeah-yah! 562 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,207 - Yeah! - Ooh, yeah! 563 00:24:52,274 --> 00:24:53,441 - Whoo, go Harper! - Go Harper! 564 00:24:53,508 --> 00:24:54,875 - Guess who's got two paws 565 00:24:54,942 --> 00:24:57,877 and is shedding her uterine lining. 566 00:24:57,944 --> 00:25:00,279 This bitch! [laughs] 567 00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:02,146 ♪ I got my period ♪ 568 00:25:02,213 --> 00:25:03,748 ♪ I'm not pregnant ♪ 569 00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:05,982 ♪ Praise the Lord in heaven ♪ 570 00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:08,083 Pass that dutchy, bitch. 571 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:11,052 Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff. 572 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,620 Come to not mama. [coughs] 573 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:15,655 Yes. 574 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:19,256 ♪ ♪ 575 00:25:19,323 --> 00:25:21,292 - Hold it. 576 00:25:21,358 --> 00:25:23,760 - Hold it in, weenis. 577 00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:26,128 - Hold it. 578 00:25:26,195 --> 00:25:30,597 - Tanks, yeah-- [coughing] 579 00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:34,098 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah! 580 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:36,401 - The fuck does that mean? 581 00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:39,335 - [coughs] 582 00:25:39,402 --> 00:25:42,270 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah! 583 00:25:42,337 --> 00:25:45,706 ♪ ♪ 584 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:50,542 - You mean am I twerking hard? - Or hardly twerking? 585 00:25:50,609 --> 00:25:52,543 [together] Twerking hard or hardly twerking? 586 00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:54,778 Twerking hard or hardly twerking? 587 00:25:57,413 --> 00:26:01,882 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah! 588 00:26:01,949 --> 00:26:03,850 Tanks, yeah-yah! 589 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:06,352 - What the fuck does that mean? 590 00:26:06,419 --> 00:26:10,754 Tanks, yeah-- [coughing] 591 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:13,856 [together] Tanks, yeah-yah!