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Brother...
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Three Brothers puffin
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And we just woke up in the year 2020
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Roll another j and forget the day
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Roll another j and get high
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Roll another j and forget the day
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Me and my brothers getting fried
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We're the Freak Brothers
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Peace and love
Got to get together
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With peace and love
Stop fighting one another
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Give it to me now
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Peace and love
Got to get together
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With peace and love
Stop fighting one another
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Move, man! One hairy,
maladjusted Freak comi n' through!
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It's time to change
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I won this hat off a man in a poker
game just outside of Abilene, Texas.
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Do you have any pot?
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If you ladies would kindly
check your tube tops.
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When did you do that?
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When we were making love, darlings.
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Allow me to introduce myself,
Freewheelin' Franklin Freek.
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Name's Bernie Sanders.
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Outreach Coordinator for
the American Socialist Party.
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I also brought the san dwich.
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Fat Freddy Freekowtski.
I'm eatin' the sandwich.
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Of course, in the spirit of socialism,
I brought it to share with everyone.
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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Fat Freddy,
gimme a piece of that sandwich.
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Oh, Kitty, I fed you last week!
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Don't play with me, fat man!
I'm hungry!
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Franklin, Freddy, we gotta talk.
Basement. Now.
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"The ultimate high."
That's what it says, right here.
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A guy named Swami Bhajan.
He makes a magical trippin' sauce.
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You sprinkle it on your weed
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and it "blows your mind
out your eye holes"!
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What in the fried fuck is a Swami?
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I don't know, some spiritual kook
who rides elephants.
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- I didn't read the article.
- It don't matter.
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It's the ultimate high!
Where is he?
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Some little music festival
in upstate New York.
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Woodstock, 1969.
The apex of '60s counterculture.
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Lotta music, lotta drugs
and a lotta fuckin'.
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A whole lotta fucking.
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There were once in a lifetime performances
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from Janis Joplin,
John Fogerty, and Joe Cocker.
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But we didn't see a damn second of it,
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because Fat Freddy bought us
bus tickets to Woodstock, Georgia!
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After two days of wandering around
a damn peach orchard,
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they finally figured out we
were in the wrong damn state!
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Run! Run, guys!
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Run for your fucking lives!
Every man for himself!
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Don't you want to stop
and listen to Jimi Hendrix?
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No! It's the last day of the festival.
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I wanna find Swami what's-his-fucking
name and get the ultimate high.
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- But Phineas...
- You shut up!
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I'm still picking buckshot
out of my ass because of you.
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Your Holiness, wait!
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- Namaste, namaste!
- What is it, my children?
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Your Honor,
we stand before you
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to request a bottle
of your sacred weed sauce.
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And for what reason
do you seek my elixir?
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To get as high as humanly possible.
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I'm so sorry. My elixir is only
for spiritual purposes.
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Listen, Chicken Tikka.
You say spiritual, I say 30 dollars.
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You could've had it for five.
What a dumbass.
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Pack up those pachyderms!
We're leaving!
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And now, I must begin my humble
pilgrimage back to Calcutta.
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Put the boss in His Mercedes
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Tell the driver start the engine
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We got the sauce!
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Now we need to sprink
le it on a joint.
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Who's got some weed?
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We smoked it all before we hit
the Golden Gate Bridge.
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No! You smoked it all,
funky butt!
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All Statue of Liberty
no never passin' motherfucker.
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Why don't we just buy
from one of these hippies here?
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That is the end of Woodstock!
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Please leave Woodstock now,
ya dig?
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Gentlemen!
Back to San Francisco!
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Mary Jane?
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First name Mary, last name Jane.
Anyone seen her?
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Hey. You Freaks lookin' to score?
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- Hey, it's Ramon!
- Hey! Don't say my name!
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Hey, Ramon! We'll take our usual
bag of schwag. Thanks, Ramon!
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What the... All right. Deal.
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Fuckin' Freaks...
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Oh, shit! Los cerdos!
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- Ramon, what the hell are you doin'?
- Stuffin' it up my ass.
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I'm on probation!
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Ice cream!
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Who's a track star, in case.
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Oh, shit!
Ramon, the weed man!
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I'll have a rocket pop
and a Mr. Big Cone.
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Freddy! A man just got flattened
right in front of you
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and you're talking
about ice cream?
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Did you say Mr. Big Cone?
That's a good cone.
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Forget it, man. We can just go buy
from someone else.
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With what?
He took the last of our money!
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And our weed's up his ass.
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I got an idea.
Play it cool, boys.
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Y'all lemme know
when y'all get that weed.
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I ain't diggin' in nobody's ass.
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- Let us give you a hand there, pal.
- Thanks.
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Hey. Who are you guys?
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You remember us
from the Christmas party.
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- I'm Bill.
- I'm Jah-Quez.
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- And I'm Denise!
- Oh, you remember Denise!
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She was dancing up a storm
to "Jingle Bell Rock", shakin' her tits.
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That's right! Okay, grab his limbs.
Lift on three.
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Sure thing. And I'll lift from
with my hand up his asshole.
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What? Why?
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So she don't hurt her back.
Why do you think?
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Wait a minute. You're not Denise.
Denise is a brunette!
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- What's that in your hand?
- Nothin'!
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- I need a cop over here!
- Let's book!
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Gross!
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Get that weed in your butt!
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This is it.
The ultimate high!
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I'll see you on the other side, boys.
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Damn lightweights.
Y'all can't handle that shit.
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I got so high
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Gnarly.
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I can touch the sky...
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Bogus.
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I watch the clouds roll by...
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As if.
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'Cause I got so high...
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OMG!
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I got so high...
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Zaddy!
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I got so high
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I'm a lot less stressed out,
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now that we're allowed
to smoke pot on our breaks.
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Me too! I can barely remember
those unarmed civilians I shot.
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- I'm up.
- I'm up.
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Damn, that's ripe!
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One of y'all Freaks need
to take a shower.
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Ultimate high, my giant b-hole.
All we did was fall asleep.
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How long were we out?
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If I had to guess,
and I am good at guessing,
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probably an hour.
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I could use a few more winks.
I'm gonna go up to bed.
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I'm hungry. I feel like
I haven't eaten in 50 years.
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- I gotta take a shit.
- Okay!
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I guess I'll clean up this nasty ass
basement by my damn self!
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How ya doing?
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How ya doing?
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How ya doing?
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Please don't kill us!
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00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:05,879
We voted for bond measure nine
to increase shelters!
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My God, Noah,
at least pretend to be a threat.
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Listen, folks, we have
an open door policy,
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but the one thing
we do not tolerate is tripping squares.
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Yeah. And what'd you do
to our pad?
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You gotta ask before messing
with our house, lady!
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Your house? All right.
That's it. I'm calling the police.
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Harper, these guys
clearly aren't dangerous.
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I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Freewheelin' Franklin Freak.
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I'm Gretchen, her sister.
Don't hold it against me.
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- I live in the guest house.
- Okay, that's enough!
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You get away from her!
Move, come on.
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Oh, somebody's jealous!
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Sorry, that's a Sambonet Conca Gio tablespoon.
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- It's not meant for frozen food.
- I don't mind.
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Noah, step back!
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This bitch sprayin' bullshit!
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I'll be damned
if that crazy bitch get me.
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Jesus, Harper! Gestapo much?
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What's going on down there?
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Your mother just pepper sprayed
three houseless people.
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Really, Mom? I've got two AP tests
and a travel soccer game tomorrow!
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What the fuck just happened?
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Wait! Sorry about my sister.
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You guys look like
you could use a little help.
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And it so happens to be
what I do for a living. Call me.
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Gretchen Morris, Housing Ad-vo-cah-tay
and Attorney at Law.
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What a beautiful name.
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If you need anything,
I represent the downtrodden.
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Don't hesitate to call.
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And you call me if you
need anything, you know,
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like if you wanna cuddle or,
you know, just get after it.
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What the hell is going on?
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Did we just get thrown
out of our own house?
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That ain't our house.
Look at, it's nice.
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It's not just our house.
Everything seems different.
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What makes you say that?
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Excuse me. Why aren't out with
your hairy, maladjusted compatriots?
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They ain't got food. You do.
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Too whit, you seem to be
inadvertently eating from my bowl.
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- All yours, chief.
- It's pronounced Chomsky.
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It feels like San Francisco.
193
00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:23,080
But it don't feel like San Francisco.
194
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,080
There's nobody driving that car!
I'm freaking out here!
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Excuse me, lady?
Where are we?
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00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,159
Ma'am? Can you help us?
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Cardi B. OMG. LOL.
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- What?
- LOL.
199
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,799
What the fuck
are you talking about? Hello?
200
00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:45,039
What are those glowy rectangles
they're staring at? Are they Pop-Tarts?
201
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God, dammit, Freddy.
You think everything's a Pop-Tart!
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- That's why you ate my wallet!
- Knock it off, you two.
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00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,399
I know what's going on.
There's been a machine take over.
204
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Those glowy little boxes
have wiped their minds clean.
205
00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,279
You're right! I saw this
on the Twilight Zone.
206
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,480
Robot! Play it cool, fellas.
207
00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:05,360
Hello, gentlemen.
Are you in need of assistance?
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00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,200
- Why do you say that, robot sir?
- You seem a little disoriented.
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00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:12,200
No! No cause for alarm.
We're very oriented.
210
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- Aren't we, fellas?
- Yeah, we are Orientals.
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We're on our way
to Chinatown right now.
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Yeah! Chinatown.
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00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:22,440
- LOL, OMG, LOL!
- OMG, LOL.
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- LOL to you, good sir.
- OMG, LOL.
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00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,039
That was a close one.
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- We gotta find somewhere safe.
- I can keep you safe.
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Safeguard your assets.
I'm the harbor in a storm.
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- You can keep us safe?
- Fuck yeah! I'm the man.
219
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He's a man! Not a machine!
220
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Here's the bottom line, Jacko.
All you gotta do is stick with me.
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You heard him, Jackos.
We're stickin' with him.
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He's obviously part
of the resistance.
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Hey. Get down!
224
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- What the hell's going on?
- He's coming.
225
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,200
- Who's coming?
- The killer!
226
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:11,519
- A killer? You mean a machine?
- Yeah, he's a machine.
227
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,960
Took down 30 million last year.
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Thirty million dead.
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00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,320
I saw this coming years ago.
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We meet our doom
in the Age of the Machine.
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Playing "Paging the Machine".
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Oh, shit! The machines found us!
It's an ambush!
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We shall not go quietly!
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Make a stand, boys.
Kick 'em in their motherboards!
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Every machine dies!
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Die, robot, die!
237
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:51,279
Come on, machine!
Want some of this?
238
00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:56,399
Whoa!
How many people did you eat?
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- Am I late?
- He's here! The killer machine.
240
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- Get that fuckin' cyborg.
- I am not a cyborg.
241
00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:06,200
I am Bob Pimko
from the junk bond division.
242
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:07,919
You're dead, Pimko!
243
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,799
He's killin' me, boys.
Save me. Save me!
244
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,919
- Get off our friend you binary bastard!
- Oh, no !
245
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:21,039
Oh, no! Please stop!
Apply brake! Apply brake!
246
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,240
Good job, fellas.
247
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:32,399
Is this my surprise birthday party?
248
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,039
- Where is everybody?
- They ran out to escape the robots.
249
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,799
But don't worry, we killed 'em all.
Good and dead.
250
00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:43,720
What? Those aren't robots.
Those were my appliances!
251
00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:48,000
My juicer! My espresso maker
with adjustable frother!
252
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,320
- Appliances? But they were talking.
- Yeah!
253
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:54,759
- Welcome to the year 2020.
- 2020?
254
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,600
What do you mean?
255
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,279
It's 2020!
256
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:03,200
We're in the future!
257
00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:07,200
- There's cake!
- Whoa! Check it out!
258
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:12,519
My bros got me a blimp for my birthday!
I gotta get a selfie with the blimp.
259
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,279
- Where's th e blimp?
- There's the blimp!
260
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,960
Maybe here in the future,
261
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,360
people can live through
something like that.
262
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,200
Maybe not.
263
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,840
Pop-Tart.
264
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,799
I wanna go back to 1969.
265
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:53,360
You screwed us again, Phineas.
You and your ultimate high.
266
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,000
- You kicked us 50 years in the future.
- I can get us back.
267
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,840
Don't forget, I have
a high school degree in chemistry.
268
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,240
I have a middle school degree
in sharing.
269
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,839
I'll reverse engineer the Swami's sauce
through a chemical process
270
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,559
you couldn't even begin
to understand, and voila!
271
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,480
We're back in 1969.
272
00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:13,440
Probably some of that sauce
still back in our basement, right?
273
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:16,599
Right. But first, we're gonna need
some weed to sprinkle it on.
274
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,079
Would it be possible
to aim your nail shavings
275
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,119
away from my sleeping quarters?
276
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,480
Maybe you didn't get the memo.
277
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,279
- What? You can't do that!
- Can and did.
278
00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:30,599
Now, I got a question for you.
279
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,920
Wh ere's your weed at?
I need to smoke up.
280
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,480
I don't touch the stuff.
281
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:38,039
I had a puff once and thought I was
being followed by a bulldog for a week.
282
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,559
I don't know why I even bother
with you.
283
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,720
I'm taking my ass
to Ramon's corner.
284
00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:44,720
Voila!
285
00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:48,640
Mary Jane.
286
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,880
First name Mary, last name Jane.
Anyone seen her?
287
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,200
Cat Nip. First name Cat,
last name Nip.
288
00:17:56,279 --> 00:18:00,039
Tickets to Jamaica? Anyone?
To Jamaica.
289
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,839
You know what I mean?
290
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,160
I don't get it.
Ramon's corner always had action.
291
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,559
Maybe a little less so
after you killed him.
292
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,759
I hate the future!
293
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,519
We got a respectable family
livin' in our house!
294
00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:15,440
Personal hygiene seems
to be back in a big way.
295
00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:18,880
And worst of all,
you can't find weed anywhere!
296
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,160
Try in there, genius.
297
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,720
Marijuana Dispensary?
298
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,480
Shangri-La!
299
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,880
Are you're telling me
weed is legal?
300
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,359
- Give me, give me, give me.
- Of course it's legal!
301
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:45,680
- Are you ready for an edible?
- Ready as we can be.
302
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:50,279
- Are you ready for an edible?
- Weed will set you free.
303
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:51,799
- You can eat it.
- Eat it.
304
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880
- Smoke it.
- Smoke it.
305
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,160
- Vape it.
- Vape it?
306
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,640
Toke it and get ready,
Ready for an edible
307
00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:03,759
Greens that grow right in the ground
Nature's own supply
308
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:08,000
Dry it out and roll it up
It will get you high
309
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:12,119
Mankind loves that holy leaf
Gives us all that sweet relief
310
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,640
Bless Holy Mother,
Mary Jane
311
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,720
Blessed Mary Jane
312
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:21,440
Blessed be the Freaks
313
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,119
Are you ready?
314
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,519
Ready, ready, ready
Ready for an edible
315
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,680
Dope will get you
Through times of no money
316
00:19:30,759 --> 00:19:31,759
No money
317
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,000
More than money
Buys you time
318
00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:35,640
- With no dope.
- No dope.
319
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,559
You can smoke with your mama
Smoking with your poppa
320
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,680
Or at Vatican with the pope
321
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:46,240
I'm Freddy and I'm ready,
Ready for an edible
322
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:50,240
I'm being fucked by electricity!
323
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,839
Did you hear my vibrato?
324
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,480
Well, look on the bright side.
325
00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:03,400
Dope will get you through times
of no money
326
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,640
better than money will get
you through times of no dope.
327
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,799
- Hell yeah, dude. I hear that!
- You dudes wanna buy some weed?
328
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,000
- We don't have any money.
- Hey, man. No judgments here.
329
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,519
We actually don't have any weed.
330
00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:18,519
I forgot! Yeah, we don't have
any weed right now.
331
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:20,759
Yeah, cops took it
when they busted our asses.
332
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:23,960
- What'd you get busted for?
- Selling weed.
333
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,880
- I thought that was legal now.
- Right?
334
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,200
We're under false arrest.
335
00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:30,440
Did you guys have
your own weed store?
336
00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:32,119
Yeah, we did!
337
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,480
Store?
It's a damn lemonade stand for ganja.
338
00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,720
Cops said we need a license.
339
00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,480
I said, "Hey, man!"
340
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:43,359
"If you don't need
a license to drive,"
341
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,960
"why do you need a license
to sell schwag?"
342
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,200
Dude, it's true.
He totally said that to the cop.
343
00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:51,640
It was sick.
It was worth the mace for sure.
344
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,839
It was worth the mace.
345
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,119
If only we woulda videoed it,
it woulda made a cool TikTok.
346
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,960
- Dang!
- These boys are hella dumb!
347
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,799
Y'all may have found
some people stupider than you!
348
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,000
So we're still stuck
in the same place.
349
00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:05,359
We don't have money,
we don't have dope.
350
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,039
I'll tell you what I have.
351
00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,480
I have eyes on that shorthair
tabby cat
352
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,000
licking its paws at me
from the drunk tank.
353
00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:15,200
Dude's hung like a longhair.
I'm gonna go get me some.
354
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160
You know, it's funny.
355
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,599
It seems like only yesterday
that we were back in the '60s,
356
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,440
and everything was going to shit
all around us.
357
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,319
All we wanted to do
was smoke weed and escape.
358
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,400
And now we're in 2020 and things
have gone completely to shit,
359
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,319
and all we want to do
is smoke weed and escape.
360
00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:39,480
Are you meandering towards a point?
361
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:42,200
I ate six pounds of edibles,
what do you want from me?
362
00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:43,640
Little tip, guys.
363
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,559
If you're gonna make a fake ID,
don't say you were born in the 1940s.
364
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,480
- That'd make you 80 years old.
- I guess technically we are.
365
00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:54,680
You're charged with vandalism,
creating a public nuisance
366
00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:56,319
and destruction
of private property.
367
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,000
What about the police lady
I bit?
368
00:21:58,079 --> 00:21:59,880
- Hush up.
- I thought she was a Pop-Tart!
369
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,279
Your bail's been set.
You get one phone call.
370
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,440
We told you! We're from the past.
We don't know anybody.
371
00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:07,319
We do know one person.
372
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,200
How much is their bail?
373
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,640
- Ten thousand dollars.
- Ten thousand dollars?
374
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,440
You can buy a house
for ten thousand dollars!
375
00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:18,119
Why so high?
They're not serial killers.
376
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,720
I don't know
what they are, lady.
377
00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:25,839
Miss Gretchen?
We're kinda tapped out.
378
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,359
If you could front us just a little
or all of it.
379
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,400
I'm sorry,
I don't have that kind of money.
380
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,880
Sounds like you Freaks
are shit out of luck.
381
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,839
But my sister Harper does.
382
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,319
And she left her credit card
on the kitchen counter.
383
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,119
I can't wait to see her face
when she gets the bill.
384
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,400
- Nice meeting you, Chuck and Charlie.
- Latro, dudes!
385
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,160
Yo! Follow me on Instagram.
386
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,759
Stealing your sister's credit card
to bail us out of jail.
387
00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:53,720
- I like this one.
- I love her.
388
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,079
All available units. Requesting a large
crane at the Millennium Highrise.
389
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,240
We got a quadriplegic stuck
in a garbage chute.
390
00:23:01,319 --> 00:23:04,160
Hey! You guys threw Bob Pimko
down a garbage chute.
391
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,279
We should probably hustle
on outta here.
392
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,200
What the hell!
393
00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:14,720
Harper, before you say anything,
394
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:17,799
these are my clients
and I told them they can crash here.
395
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,880
Nope!
396
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,839
- Come on! Be reasonable.
- Reasonable?
397
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,519
Three unwashed stoners emerge
from our basement,
398
00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:27,559
claiming to be from 1969,
399
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,720
and the reasonable thing
to do is invite them to live with us?
400
00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:34,039
Oh, now, don't worry.
You won't even know we're here.
401
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,319
All right, outta my way.
I gotta take a shit!