1 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:11,000 Brother... 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,400 Three Brothers puffin 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,800 And we just woke up in the year 2020 4 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:20,519 Roll another j and forget the day 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,079 Roll another j and get high 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,000 Roll another j and forget the day 7 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:27,960 Me and my brothers getting fried 8 00:00:28,039 --> 00:00:29,839 We're the Freak Brothers 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,240 Peace and love Got to get together 10 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,439 With peace and love Stop fighting one another 11 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,560 Give it to me now 12 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,640 Peace and love Got to get together 13 00:00:45,719 --> 00:00:49,920 With peace and love Stop fighting one another 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Excuse me. Pardon me. 15 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:56,280 Move, man! One hairy, maladjusted Freak comi n' through! 16 00:00:56,359 --> 00:00:57,920 It's time to change 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,359 I won this hat off a man in a poker game just outside of Abilene, Texas. 18 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,560 Do you have any pot? 19 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,799 If you ladies would kindly check your tube tops. 20 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,599 When did you do that? 21 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,560 When we were making love, darlings. 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:18,079 Allow me to introduce myself, Freewheelin' Franklin Freek. 23 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,319 Name's Bernie Sanders. 24 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,840 Outreach Coordinator for the American Socialist Party. 25 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,159 I also brought the san dwich. 26 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:29,359 Fat Freddy Freekowtski. I'm eatin' the sandwich. 27 00:01:29,439 --> 00:01:32,640 Of course, in the spirit of socialism, I brought it to share with everyone. 28 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,519 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 29 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,719 Fat Freddy, gimme a piece of that sandwich. 30 00:01:37,799 --> 00:01:40,280 Oh, Kitty, I fed you last week! 31 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:43,519 Don't play with me, fat man! I'm hungry! 32 00:01:47,159 --> 00:01:50,799 Franklin, Freddy, we gotta talk. Basement. Now. 33 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:05,680 "The ultimate high." That's what it says, right here. 34 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:10,400 A guy named Swami Bhajan. He makes a magical trippin' sauce. 35 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,800 You sprinkle it on your weed 36 00:02:11,879 --> 00:02:15,879 and it "blows your mind out your eye holes"! 37 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,759 What in the fried fuck is a Swami? 38 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,039 I don't know, some spiritual kook who rides elephants. 39 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,000 - I didn't read the article. - It don't matter. 40 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,319 It's the ultimate high! Where is he? 41 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,439 Some little music festival in upstate New York. 42 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:38,240 Woodstock, 1969. The apex of '60s counterculture. 43 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:41,599 Lotta music, lotta drugs and a lotta fuckin'. 44 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,039 A whole lotta fucking. 45 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,960 There were once in a lifetime performances 46 00:02:46,039 --> 00:02:49,759 from Janis Joplin, John Fogerty, and Joe Cocker. 47 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,639 But we didn't see a damn second of it, 48 00:03:03,719 --> 00:03:07,840 because Fat Freddy bought us bus tickets to Woodstock, Georgia! 49 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,479 After two days of wandering around a damn peach orchard, 50 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,680 they finally figured out we were in the wrong damn state! 51 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,280 Run! Run, guys! 52 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,039 Run for your fucking lives! Every man for himself! 53 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,439 Don't you want to stop and listen to Jimi Hendrix? 54 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,639 No! It's the last day of the festival. 55 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:41,159 I wanna find Swami what's-his-fucking name and get the ultimate high. 56 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,919 - But Phineas... - You shut up! 57 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,080 I'm still picking buckshot out of my ass because of you. 58 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,479 Your Holiness, wait! 59 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,639 - Namaste, namaste! - What is it, my children? 60 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:55,360 Your Honor, we stand before you 61 00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:58,719 to request a bottle of your sacred weed sauce. 62 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,000 And for what reason do you seek my elixir? 63 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,560 To get as high as humanly possible. 64 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,960 I'm so sorry. My elixir is only for spiritual purposes. 65 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:11,840 Listen, Chicken Tikka. You say spiritual, I say 30 dollars. 66 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:15,439 You could've had it for five. What a dumbass. 67 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,399 Pack up those pachyderms! We're leaving! 68 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:22,759 And now, I must begin my humble pilgrimage back to Calcutta. 69 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:27,639 Put the boss in His Mercedes 70 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,399 Tell the driver start the engine 71 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,839 We got the sauce! 72 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,160 Now we need to sprink le it on a joint. 73 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,240 Who's got some weed? 74 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:39,160 We smoked it all before we hit the Golden Gate Bridge. 75 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,240 No! You smoked it all, funky butt! 76 00:04:41,319 --> 00:04:44,040 All Statue of Liberty no never passin' motherfucker. 77 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,399 Why don't we just buy from one of these hippies here? 78 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,800 That is the end of Woodstock! 79 00:04:49,879 --> 00:04:52,600 Please leave Woodstock now, ya dig? 80 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,000 Gentlemen! Back to San Francisco! 81 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,759 Mary Jane? 82 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:03,399 First name Mary, last name Jane. Anyone seen her? 83 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,000 Hey. You Freaks lookin' to score? 84 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:08,759 - Hey, it's Ramon! - Hey! Don't say my name! 85 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,920 Hey, Ramon! We'll take our usual bag of schwag. Thanks, Ramon! 86 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,279 What the... All right. Deal. 87 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,519 Fuckin' Freaks... 88 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,439 Oh, shit! Los cerdos! 89 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,680 - Ramon, what the hell are you doin'? - Stuffin' it up my ass. 90 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:23,480 I'm on probation! 91 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,000 Ice cream! 92 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:27,319 Who's a track star, in case. 93 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,639 Oh, shit! Ramon, the weed man! 94 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,000 I'll have a rocket pop and a Mr. Big Cone. 95 00:05:33,079 --> 00:05:35,920 Freddy! A man just got flattened right in front of you 96 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,519 and you're talking about ice cream? 97 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,519 Did you say Mr. Big Cone? That's a good cone. 98 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,800 Forget it, man. We can just go buy from someone else. 99 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,879 With what? He took the last of our money! 100 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:50,240 And our weed's up his ass. 101 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,680 I got an idea. Play it cool, boys. 102 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:58,160 Y'all lemme know when y'all get that weed. 103 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,920 I ain't diggin' in nobody's ass. 104 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,360 - Let us give you a hand there, pal. - Thanks. 105 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,480 Hey. Who are you guys? 106 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,800 You remember us from the Christmas party. 107 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:13,079 - I'm Bill. - I'm Jah-Quez. 108 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:17,040 - And I'm Denise! - Oh, you remember Denise! 109 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:22,240 She was dancing up a storm to "Jingle Bell Rock", shakin' her tits. 110 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,360 That's right! Okay, grab his limbs. Lift on three. 111 00:06:27,439 --> 00:06:30,959 Sure thing. And I'll lift from with my hand up his asshole. 112 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,360 What? Why? 113 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:35,480 So she don't hurt her back. Why do you think? 114 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:45,040 Wait a minute. You're not Denise. Denise is a brunette! 115 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,199 - What's that in your hand? - Nothin'! 116 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,000 - I need a cop over here! - Let's book! 117 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,600 Gross! 118 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:56,199 Get that weed in your butt! 119 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,519 This is it. The ultimate high! 120 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,399 I'll see you on the other side, boys. 121 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:14,560 Damn lightweights. Y'all can't handle that shit. 122 00:08:15,639 --> 00:08:19,839 I got so high 123 00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:23,079 Gnarly. 124 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,120 I can touch the sky... 125 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:26,199 Bogus. 126 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:28,199 I watch the clouds roll by... 127 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:29,279 As if. 128 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,040 'Cause I got so high... 129 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,200 OMG! 130 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,679 I got so high... 131 00:08:33,759 --> 00:08:35,000 Zaddy! 132 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,759 I got so high 133 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,799 I'm a lot less stressed out, 134 00:08:40,879 --> 00:08:43,039 now that we're allowed to smoke pot on our breaks. 135 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,159 Me too! I can barely remember those unarmed civilians I shot. 136 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:59,279 - I'm up. - I'm up. 137 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:01,840 Damn, that's ripe! 138 00:09:01,919 --> 00:09:04,480 One of y'all Freaks need to take a shower. 139 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:09,000 Ultimate high, my giant b-hole. All we did was fall asleep. 140 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,120 How long were we out? 141 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,480 If I had to guess, and I am good at guessing, 142 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:13,639 probably an hour. 143 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,320 I could use a few more winks. I'm gonna go up to bed. 144 00:09:17,399 --> 00:09:21,360 I'm hungry. I feel like I haven't eaten in 50 years. 145 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,720 - I gotta take a shit. - Okay! 146 00:09:23,799 --> 00:09:27,200 I guess I'll clean up this nasty ass basement by my damn self! 147 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:38,120 How ya doing? 148 00:09:41,799 --> 00:09:43,279 How ya doing? 149 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,080 How ya doing? 150 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,840 Please don't kill us! 151 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:05,879 We voted for bond measure nine to increase shelters! 152 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,840 My God, Noah, at least pretend to be a threat. 153 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:12,600 Listen, folks, we have an open door policy, 154 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:16,000 but the one thing we do not tolerate is tripping squares. 155 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,639 Yeah. And what'd you do to our pad? 156 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,200 You gotta ask before messing with our house, lady! 157 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:23,919 Your house? All right. That's it. I'm calling the police. 158 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,759 Harper, these guys clearly aren't dangerous. 159 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,840 I don't believe I've had the pleasure. Freewheelin' Franklin Freak. 160 00:10:30,919 --> 00:10:34,759 I'm Gretchen, her sister. Don't hold it against me. 161 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,120 - I live in the guest house. - Okay, that's enough! 162 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,120 You get away from her! Move, come on. 163 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,240 Oh, somebody's jealous! 164 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:45,440 Sorry, that's a Sambonet Conca Gio tablespoon. 165 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,840 - It's not meant for frozen food. - I don't mind. 166 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:51,080 Noah, step back! 167 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,759 This bitch sprayin' bullshit! 168 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,440 I'll be damned if that crazy bitch get me. 169 00:10:57,519 --> 00:11:00,200 Jesus, Harper! Gestapo much? 170 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:01,639 What's going on down there? 171 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,279 Your mother just pepper sprayed three houseless people. 172 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,639 Really, Mom? I've got two AP tests and a travel soccer game tomorrow! 173 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,480 What the fuck just happened? 174 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:14,279 Wait! Sorry about my sister. 175 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,200 You guys look like you could use a little help. 176 00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:20,720 And it so happens to be what I do for a living. Call me. 177 00:11:20,799 --> 00:11:26,080 Gretchen Morris, Housing Ad-vo-cah-tay and Attorney at Law. 178 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,039 What a beautiful name. 179 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,159 If you need anything, I represent the downtrodden. 180 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,759 Don't hesitate to call. 181 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,240 And you call me if you need anything, you know, 182 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,919 like if you wanna cuddle or, you know, just get after it. 183 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:42,039 What the hell is going on? 184 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,200 Did we just get thrown out of our own house? 185 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:48,440 That ain't our house. Look at, it's nice. 186 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:52,480 It's not just our house. Everything seems different. 187 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,919 What makes you say that? 188 00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:03,600 Excuse me. Why aren't out with your hairy, maladjusted compatriots? 189 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,399 They ain't got food. You do. 190 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,480 Too whit, you seem to be inadvertently eating from my bowl. 191 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,639 - All yours, chief. - It's pronounced Chomsky. 192 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,679 It feels like San Francisco. 193 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:23,080 But it don't feel like San Francisco. 194 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,080 There's nobody driving that car! I'm freaking out here! 195 00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,840 Excuse me, lady? Where are we? 196 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,159 Ma'am? Can you help us? 197 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,879 Cardi B. OMG. LOL. 198 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,480 - What? - LOL. 199 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,799 What the fuck are you talking about? Hello? 200 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:45,039 What are those glowy rectangles they're staring at? Are they Pop-Tarts? 201 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,759 God, dammit, Freddy. You think everything's a Pop-Tart! 202 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,039 - That's why you ate my wallet! - Knock it off, you two. 203 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,399 I know what's going on. There's been a machine take over. 204 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,399 Those glowy little boxes have wiped their minds clean. 205 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,279 You're right! I saw this on the Twilight Zone. 206 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,480 Robot! Play it cool, fellas. 207 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:05,360 Hello, gentlemen. Are you in need of assistance? 208 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,200 - Why do you say that, robot sir? - You seem a little disoriented. 209 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:12,200 No! No cause for alarm. We're very oriented. 210 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:15,399 - Aren't we, fellas? - Yeah, we are Orientals. 211 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,360 We're on our way to Chinatown right now. 212 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,840 Yeah! Chinatown. 213 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:22,440 - LOL, OMG, LOL! - OMG, LOL. 214 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:25,120 - LOL to you, good sir. - OMG, LOL. 215 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,039 That was a close one. 216 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,200 - We gotta find somewhere safe. - I can keep you safe. 217 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:34,320 Safeguard your assets. I'm the harbor in a storm. 218 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:37,519 - You can keep us safe? - Fuck yeah! I'm the man. 219 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,320 He's a man! Not a machine! 220 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:43,519 Here's the bottom line, Jacko. All you gotta do is stick with me. 221 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,200 You heard him, Jackos. We're stickin' with him. 222 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:48,840 He's obviously part of the resistance. 223 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:02,679 Hey. Get down! 224 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,320 - What the hell's going on? - He's coming. 225 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,200 - Who's coming? - The killer! 226 00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:11,519 - A killer? You mean a machine? - Yeah, he's a machine. 227 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,960 Took down 30 million last year. 228 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:17,399 Thirty million dead. 229 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,320 I saw this coming years ago. 230 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,720 We meet our doom in the Age of the Machine. 231 00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:24,279 Playing "Paging the Machine". 232 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,039 Oh, shit! The machines found us! It's an ambush! 233 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,159 We shall not go quietly! 234 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,679 Make a stand, boys. Kick 'em in their motherboards! 235 00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:36,399 Every machine dies! 236 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,519 Die, robot, die! 237 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:51,279 Come on, machine! Want some of this? 238 00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:56,399 Whoa! How many people did you eat? 239 00:14:57,559 --> 00:15:00,279 - Am I late? - He's here! The killer machine. 240 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,600 - Get that fuckin' cyborg. - I am not a cyborg. 241 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:06,200 I am Bob Pimko from the junk bond division. 242 00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:07,919 You're dead, Pimko! 243 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,799 He's killin' me, boys. Save me. Save me! 244 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,919 - Get off our friend you binary bastard! - Oh, no ! 245 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:21,039 Oh, no! Please stop! Apply brake! Apply brake! 246 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,240 Good job, fellas. 247 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:32,399 Is this my surprise birthday party? 248 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,039 - Where is everybody? - They ran out to escape the robots. 249 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,799 But don't worry, we killed 'em all. Good and dead. 250 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:43,720 What? Those aren't robots. Those were my appliances! 251 00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:48,000 My juicer! My espresso maker with adjustable frother! 252 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,320 - Appliances? But they were talking. - Yeah! 253 00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:54,759 - Welcome to the year 2020. - 2020? 254 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,600 What do you mean? 255 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,279 It's 2020! 256 00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:03,200 We're in the future! 257 00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:07,200 - There's cake! - Whoa! Check it out! 258 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:12,519 My bros got me a blimp for my birthday! I gotta get a selfie with the blimp. 259 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,279 - Where's th e blimp? - There's the blimp! 260 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,960 Maybe here in the future, 261 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,360 people can live through something like that. 262 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,200 Maybe not. 263 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,840 Pop-Tart. 264 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,799 I wanna go back to 1969. 265 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:53,360 You screwed us again, Phineas. You and your ultimate high. 266 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,000 - You kicked us 50 years in the future. - I can get us back. 267 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,840 Don't forget, I have a high school degree in chemistry. 268 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,240 I have a middle school degree in sharing. 269 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,839 I'll reverse engineer the Swami's sauce through a chemical process 270 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,559 you couldn't even begin to understand, and voila! 271 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,480 We're back in 1969. 272 00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:13,440 Probably some of that sauce still back in our basement, right? 273 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:16,599 Right. But first, we're gonna need some weed to sprinkle it on. 274 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,079 Would it be possible to aim your nail shavings 275 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,119 away from my sleeping quarters? 276 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,480 Maybe you didn't get the memo. 277 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,279 - What? You can't do that! - Can and did. 278 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:30,599 Now, I got a question for you. 279 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,920 Wh ere's your weed at? I need to smoke up. 280 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,480 I don't touch the stuff. 281 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:38,039 I had a puff once and thought I was being followed by a bulldog for a week. 282 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,559 I don't know why I even bother with you. 283 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,720 I'm taking my ass to Ramon's corner. 284 00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:44,720 Voila! 285 00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:48,640 Mary Jane. 286 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,880 First name Mary, last name Jane. Anyone seen her? 287 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,200 Cat Nip. First name Cat, last name Nip. 288 00:17:56,279 --> 00:18:00,039 Tickets to Jamaica? Anyone? To Jamaica. 289 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,839 You know what I mean? 290 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,160 I don't get it. Ramon's corner always had action. 291 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,559 Maybe a little less so after you killed him. 292 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,759 I hate the future! 293 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,519 We got a respectable family livin' in our house! 294 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:15,440 Personal hygiene seems to be back in a big way. 295 00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:18,880 And worst of all, you can't find weed anywhere! 296 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,160 Try in there, genius. 297 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,720 Marijuana Dispensary? 298 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,480 Shangri-La! 299 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,880 Are you're telling me weed is legal? 300 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,359 - Give me, give me, give me. - Of course it's legal! 301 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:45,680 - Are you ready for an edible? - Ready as we can be. 302 00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:50,279 - Are you ready for an edible? - Weed will set you free. 303 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:51,799 - You can eat it. - Eat it. 304 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880 - Smoke it. - Smoke it. 305 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,160 - Vape it. - Vape it? 306 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,640 Toke it and get ready, Ready for an edible 307 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:03,759 Greens that grow right in the ground Nature's own supply 308 00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:08,000 Dry it out and roll it up It will get you high 309 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:12,119 Mankind loves that holy leaf Gives us all that sweet relief 310 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,640 Bless Holy Mother, Mary Jane 311 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,720 Blessed Mary Jane 312 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:21,440 Blessed be the Freaks 313 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,119 Are you ready? 314 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,519 Ready, ready, ready Ready for an edible 315 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,680 Dope will get you Through times of no money 316 00:19:30,759 --> 00:19:31,759 No money 317 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,000 More than money Buys you time 318 00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:35,640 - With no dope. - No dope. 319 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,559 You can smoke with your mama Smoking with your poppa 320 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,680 Or at Vatican with the pope 321 00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:46,240 I'm Freddy and I'm ready, Ready for an edible 322 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:50,240 I'm being fucked by electricity! 323 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,839 Did you hear my vibrato? 324 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,480 Well, look on the bright side. 325 00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:03,400 Dope will get you through times of no money 326 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,640 better than money will get you through times of no dope. 327 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,799 - Hell yeah, dude. I hear that! - You dudes wanna buy some weed? 328 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,000 - We don't have any money. - Hey, man. No judgments here. 329 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,519 We actually don't have any weed. 330 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:18,519 I forgot! Yeah, we don't have any weed right now. 331 00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:20,759 Yeah, cops took it when they busted our asses. 332 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:23,960 - What'd you get busted for? - Selling weed. 333 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,880 - I thought that was legal now. - Right? 334 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,200 We're under false arrest. 335 00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:30,440 Did you guys have your own weed store? 336 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:32,119 Yeah, we did! 337 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,480 Store? It's a damn lemonade stand for ganja. 338 00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,720 Cops said we need a license. 339 00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,480 I said, "Hey, man!" 340 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:43,359 "If you don't need a license to drive," 341 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,960 "why do you need a license to sell schwag?" 342 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,200 Dude, it's true. He totally said that to the cop. 343 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:51,640 It was sick. It was worth the mace for sure. 344 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,839 It was worth the mace. 345 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,119 If only we woulda videoed it, it woulda made a cool TikTok. 346 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,960 - Dang! - These boys are hella dumb! 347 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,799 Y'all may have found some people stupider than you! 348 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,000 So we're still stuck in the same place. 349 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:05,359 We don't have money, we don't have dope. 350 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,039 I'll tell you what I have. 351 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,480 I have eyes on that shorthair tabby cat 352 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,000 licking its paws at me from the drunk tank. 353 00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:15,200 Dude's hung like a longhair. I'm gonna go get me some. 354 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160 You know, it's funny. 355 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,599 It seems like only yesterday that we were back in the '60s, 356 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,440 and everything was going to shit all around us. 357 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,319 All we wanted to do was smoke weed and escape. 358 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,400 And now we're in 2020 and things have gone completely to shit, 359 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,319 and all we want to do is smoke weed and escape. 360 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:39,480 Are you meandering towards a point? 361 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:42,200 I ate six pounds of edibles, what do you want from me? 362 00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:43,640 Little tip, guys. 363 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,559 If you're gonna make a fake ID, don't say you were born in the 1940s. 364 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,480 - That'd make you 80 years old. - I guess technically we are. 365 00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:54,680 You're charged with vandalism, creating a public nuisance 366 00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:56,319 and destruction of private property. 367 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,000 What about the police lady I bit? 368 00:21:58,079 --> 00:21:59,880 - Hush up. - I thought she was a Pop-Tart! 369 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,279 Your bail's been set. You get one phone call. 370 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,440 We told you! We're from the past. We don't know anybody. 371 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:07,319 We do know one person. 372 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,200 How much is their bail? 373 00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,640 - Ten thousand dollars. - Ten thousand dollars? 374 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,440 You can buy a house for ten thousand dollars! 375 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:18,119 Why so high? They're not serial killers. 376 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,720 I don't know what they are, lady. 377 00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:25,839 Miss Gretchen? We're kinda tapped out. 378 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,359 If you could front us just a little or all of it. 379 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,400 I'm sorry, I don't have that kind of money. 380 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,880 Sounds like you Freaks are shit out of luck. 381 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,839 But my sister Harper does. 382 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,319 And she left her credit card on the kitchen counter. 383 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,119 I can't wait to see her face when she gets the bill. 384 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,400 - Nice meeting you, Chuck and Charlie. - Latro, dudes! 385 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,160 Yo! Follow me on Instagram. 386 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,759 Stealing your sister's credit card to bail us out of jail. 387 00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:53,720 - I like this one. - I love her. 388 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,079 All available units. Requesting a large crane at the Millennium Highrise. 389 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,240 We got a quadriplegic stuck in a garbage chute. 390 00:23:01,319 --> 00:23:04,160 Hey! You guys threw Bob Pimko down a garbage chute. 391 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,279 We should probably hustle on outta here. 392 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,200 What the hell! 393 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:14,720 Harper, before you say anything, 394 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:17,799 these are my clients and I told them they can crash here. 395 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,880 Nope! 396 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,839 - Come on! Be reasonable. - Reasonable? 397 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,519 Three unwashed stoners emerge from our basement, 398 00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:27,559 claiming to be from 1969, 399 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,720 and the reasonable thing to do is invite them to live with us? 400 00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:34,039 Oh, now, don't worry. You won't even know we're here. 401 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,319 All right, outta my way. I gotta take a shit!