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Feels good to provide a meal
for the Switzers, don't it boys?

2
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They provided it, Freddy.
We're just cookin' it.

3
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It's just nice to all be together.

4
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- Goddamnit!
- One dumbshit's hand, burnt to a crisp!

5
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Put it out!

6
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He's high as fuck.

7
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What the fuck!
Where did that come from?

8
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Surprise, surprise, motherfuckas.

9
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Man who raps! Two-Ton!

10
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Phineas, it's starting to brick.
Maybe we should go inside.

11
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Schoolboy Q, we thought you
drowned when we sunk your yacht,

12
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the Lucky Motherfucker.

13
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You ain't that lucky, motherfucker.

14
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If you're here for dinner,
there's not enough.

15
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That wasn't a fat joke,
but it coulda been.

16
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It's hurtful, nevertheless.

17
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You wrecked my golf cart
and sank my yacht.

18
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Bruh, I'm here to kill you Freaks.

19
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- Two-Ton, gimme my sawed-off, bruh.
- I didn't bring the shotgun, Q.

20
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I brought the brick.
The brick was my responsibility.

21
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Oh, my... Fine, man.
Then I'll kill them with this.

22
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Check it out! I e-Buyedth is rare
18th century katana for my collection.

23
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Damn, y'all got muscle now?

24
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Good evening, gentlemen.
New friends of yours from the job fair?

25
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Y'all lucky you all got
that samurai here.

26
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But ain't nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide.

27
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I'mma end you bitches.

28
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We out Two-Ton.

29
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Boy, does this guy hold
a grudge or what?

30
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All right, let's eat before
he comes back and kills us.

31
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Brother...

32
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Freak Brothers puffin

33
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And we just woke up in the year 2020

34
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Roll another j and forget the day

35
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Roll another j and get high

36
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Roll another j and forget the day

37
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Me and my brothers getting fried

38
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We're the Freak Brothers

39
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You heard the rapper.
We can't run, we can't hide.

40
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We should run to Canada
and hide there.

41
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He'd find us eventually.
Plus, I don't wanna leave.

42
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- Who wants salad?
- Is that my beach hat?

43
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- What happened to the salad bowl?
- I'm saving it to wear to the beach.

44
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This all looks delicious, boys!

45
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If you like your salad with broken glass
and a shit ton of pepper,

46
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that's for you.

47
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Perhaps the culinary arts
are not your calling.

48
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Maybe stick to batting
balls of yarn.

49
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Whoops.
Thought it was a ball of yarn.

50
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Mom! Dad! Taylor Swift is gonna be
at Colopalooza!

51
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Ya know, it's times like these
I wish I spoke Chinese.

52
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What's Colopalooza?

53
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Only the greatest
music festival in the world!

54
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With the best artists of today!

55
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I wanna be afraid

56
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Don't wanna play safe

57
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Whatever it takes just to feel...

58
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How you like my twerking,
Chomsky?

59
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Inferior animal.

60
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Good Christ!
Stop that god-awful caterwalin'!

61
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Taylor Swift's the greatest
musician there ever was.

62
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Can I please go to Colopalooza?

63
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Camille, you're not old enough
for a music festival.

64
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Ask us again in 20 years.

65
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There'll be acts
for old people too. Look!

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And new to our Hall of Legends,
Mr. Mojo Risin' himself, Jim Morrison!

67
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Jim Morrison looks like
he's 25 years old.

68
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Yeah, that seems about right.

69
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How long has he been part
of this Palookaville festival?

70
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The ad said "new"
so they probably just added him.

71
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Let me see that.
So Jim Morrison is a "new arrival."

72
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He "just got here",
is that what you're telling me?

73
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- Yeah, I guess so, Phineas.
- That's it!

74
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Franklin, Freddy, basement!

75
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There's fucking glass in here!

76
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Mr. Mojo Risin' himself...

77
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There's no other explanation.
Jim Morrison time traveled to 2020!

78
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Then he must know how to get us
back to 1969.

79
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Exactly. And that's the one place
we can hide from Schoolboy.

80
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- He'll never find us in the past!
- You mean we can go home?

81
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I'd get to see Kitty again!
I miss her so.

82
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What the fuck?

83
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- I'm right here.
- Hi, Kitty! I was talking about you.

84
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Hey. Put your shoes on.
Your feet stink.

85
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Well, since you traveled all this way.

86
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It's settled then.
We go to the festival

87
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and ask Jim Morrison
how to get back to the late '60s.

88
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- Yeah, I guess that's what we'll do.
- Lemme guess, Franklin.

89
00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,639
You're poutin' about leaving Gretchen.

90
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She's the best thing
that's ever happened to me, man.

91
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And you'll be the worst thing
that's ever happened to her.

92
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As long as Schoolboy's after us,
she's in danger. We gotta go.

93
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Well, that's settled.

94
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All right, let's see what everyone
swiped from the dinner table.

95
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Which one of you idiots
got a corkscrew?

96
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You call this a music festival?
They have bathrooms and real medics.

97
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Crack your head open at Woodstock,

98
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Crazy Mary would just give you
a hug and a tab of acid.

99
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- It cured my broken finger!
- And where are the Hell's Angels?

100
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They have actual security guards here.

101
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Yeah, well, back in the day,
I busted hippies and freaks

102
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from the Haight
to the Tenderloin...

103
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Hey, what are you doing?
This is an exit, not an entrance.

104
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Is that how you got
the nickname Norbert the Narc?

105
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I gave myself that name!

106
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So people would treat me with respect.

107
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- But a narc is like a tattletale.
- No, dude. Worse than a tattletale.

108
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- Like a dick.
- No, dude.

109
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Worse than a dick!
Like a fucking dick!

110
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No, dude. Like a big fucking dick
that nobody likes or wants to be around.

111
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Anyway, like I said,
I busted them all.

112
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There was only one
that got away.

113
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Well, three, actually,
but I count them as one.

114
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You add their three brains
together and round up.

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My arch-nemenies.

116
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Howdy doo, fellow hippies.
Any cool cats at home?

117
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Just one moment, please.

118
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- It's Norbert the Narc!
- Everyone, hide your shit!

119
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Come right in, fellow hippie.

120
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Anybody got any of that sweet
Mary Jane-wanna?

121
00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,560
Hey, the heck is wrong
with your hat?

122
00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:08,240
Ain't nothing wrong with...
Get this thing off of me!

123
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Marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia!
All you hippies are under arre...

124
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Come on, Freddy!
Let's book before he comes to!

125
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Hey, don't forget
to draw a dick on his head!

126
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And don't forget the balls.

127
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Anyway, one day
they just disappeared.

128
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- Cool story, Narc!
- Bitch, bitch!

129
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You'd think legends
would play on a bigger stage.

130
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Hey, fellas, look!
It's Jimi Hendrix!

131
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He hasn't aged a day.

132
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- Where'd Jimi go?
- Back to 1969, obviously.

133
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Another time traveler!

134
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There's Morrison.
Let's go introduce ourselves.

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- 'Scuse us.
- Pardon.

136
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Hey, watch it!

137
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Excuse me, Mr. Lizard King?

138
00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:05,480
Jim! Phineas Phreakers,
also from 1969.

139
00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,000
Can you give us a ride back?

140
00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:09,680
A Black rap singer
is gonna end us bitches.

141
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Thank you all for coming.

142
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Next show begins on the hour.
Please visit the merchandise booth.

143
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What's with this guy?
He's ignoring us, man.

144
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He's not real, you poor,
brain-fried weirdos.

145
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That's a hologram!

146
00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,560
I'm not saying I knew it
the whole time,

147
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I'm saying I figured it out
several seconds before you two did.

148
00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:38,039
Morrison's been dead since 1971!
Time travel...

149
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What the fuck
was I listening to you for?

150
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You know the worst part?

151
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A few minutes earlier, we coulda
gone back with Jimi Hendrix.

152
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Yeah. We're dead men.
Schoolboy's gonna kill us.

153
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,080
Maybe he forgot about us.

154
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He forgot to bring his shotgun
to the house.

155
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He's a forgetful person.

156
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Every moment is precious.
Let's score some primo weed

157
00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,919
and get so stoned
we won't feel the pain.

158
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000
Of being shot.
In the face, no doubt.

159
00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:06,440
Calling all units!

160
00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:09,720
The big fish are here,
and they're looking to score!

161
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,200
Come watch the master reel 'em in.

162
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,000
Come on!

163
00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,679
Any of these tattoo-covered,

164
00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:20,120
mystery-gender kids
look like drug dealers?

165
00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:22,320
Every single one?

166
00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,320
Taylor, can I have your autograph?
I love you.

167
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,879
Look what you made me do.
Do, do, do, do!

168
00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,679
Hey, it's that Swifty Taylor
lady Camille likes!

169
00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:39,559
You mean the one with the derivative
melodies and fluffy, shallow lyrics?

170
00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:41,279
No, thank you.

171
00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:47,200
Excuse me. Taylor heard
what you said about her music.

172
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- She'd like a word.
- All right. You boys go on ahead.

173
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I'll get Camille an autograph
for my last earthly act. RIP.

174
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,279
I'm rollin' with the mustache man.

175
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A Kitty's gotta eat, and a rock star
gets their shit catered!

176
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,000
They're splitting up. I'll stay
with codename "Cowboy Hat" .

177
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,000
Repeat. Do you copy?

178
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,000
We're on it, dude.

179
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:17,840
All right, big man. It's you and me.
Let's procure those psychedelics.

180
00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:19,039
I can help you.

181
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,679
Great! I'll have three tabs
of acid and a Dr. Pepper.

182
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,600
You're real.

183
00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,440
We thought you were a hollow man.

184
00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:33,399
Here's the deal, dig?
I did time travel from 1969.

185
00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,080
And here's the trippy part.
I'm going back tonight.

186
00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:40,159
What?

187
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,679
My Dr. Pepper?

188
00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,639
Lemme ask you,
Miss Swift.

189
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,039
Why do you want my opinion?

190
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,799
Is it 'cause you, like many
young women,

191
00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:52,840
find me appealing sexually?

192
00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,840
That depends.
Are you a DJ, a Kennedy,

193
00:10:55,919 --> 00:10:57,720
or the Jonas Brother
no one talks about?

194
00:10:57,799 --> 00:10:59,519
- No.
- Then not even slightly.

195
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,799
Don't matter anyway.
I already got me a very special gal.

196
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:06,240
Franklin, I'm surrounded
by hangers on and yes-men.

197
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,440
They're all afraid
to tell me the truth.

198
00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:10,960
Here's a truth for you.
Your songs suck.

199
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,840
They sound like they're written
for nine-year-old girls.

200
00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:15,080
They are.

201
00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:18,519
Darlin', none of us is on this
earth forever.

202
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,519
You wanna sing
about bubble gum and soda pop,

203
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,679
or you wanna take
a little piece of your heart

204
00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:27,440
and rip it out for all the world
to see? I mean hear!

205
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:31,840
Yes! How do I do that?
How do I rip out that piece of my heart?

206
00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,080
Well, let me ask you this.

207
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,120
When you're makin' music,
what kinda drugs do you do?

208
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,200
I don't do drugs.

209
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:40,080
Well, hell darlin',
there's your problem!

210
00:11:41,799 --> 00:11:44,200
So you didn't really die?

211
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:48,000
No. Although I almost did
when I saw "The Doors" movie.

212
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,120
Zinger!

213
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,080
I fell through a time portal
back in 1971.

214
00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,639
Ended up here in 2020.

215
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,679
So why were you pretending
to be a hologram?

216
00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:59,200
- To get into Janis Joplin's pants?
- Joplin's a hologram.

217
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:02,039
The whole hologram thing's
'cause I like performing!

218
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,960
So if I understand this whole
hologram thing correctly,

219
00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,600
how do we get back exactly?

220
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,840
- Through Janis Joplin's pussy?
- What? No! There's a portal.

221
00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,639
At the Four Corners,
just a few miles from here.

222
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,600
What's the Four Corners?
That a metaphor for Joplin's pussy?

223
00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:21,480
It's a national monument
where four states come together,

224
00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:25,919
Colorado, Utah, Arizona,
and another one.

225
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,320
Florida!

226
00:12:27,399 --> 00:12:31,720
Portal opens tonight at sunset.
When the full moon rises.

227
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,240
So it's a metaphor
for Janis Joplin's asshole.

228
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,600
Anyone know if these ribs
are beef or pork?

229
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,240
Because I don't eat no swine!

230
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,960
Who the hell am I kiddin'?
I'm a cat.

231
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:51,120
I eat beetles, I eat geckos.
Hell, I love to eat me some rat.

232
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,240
Oh, my God. I'm so high!

233
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:08,519
Oh, that's brilliant! That's so good.
Write that down. What else?

234
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:14,320
<i>I'm chewin' with my teeth
But there's nothin in my mouth</i>

235
00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:15,799
Chewin', chewin' me up

236
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,960
Spittin', spittin' me out

237
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Write that down!

238
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We are on a roll.

239
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Misters Phreakers
and Freekowtski for Mister Freak.

240
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,480
Show those pig fuckers in!

241
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,879
- Holy shit!
- Hi!

242
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,240
- Franklin, we got big news.
- Hold on, we're creating!

243
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,759
They didn't have this stuff in '69.

244
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,720
- What'd you say it was, Tay?
- Molly.

245
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:46,320
It's great! It's like cocaine
but it doesn't make you angry.

246
00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:49,200
Which reminds me,
I need more fuckin' cocaine!

247
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,279
That's so good!
I'm writing it down.

248
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,799
Write this down, blondie.
Jim Morrison is real!

249
00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,720
And we can go back in his time
portal at The Four Corners.

250
00:13:57,799 --> 00:14:01,159
At the intra-section of Utah
and three other countries.

251
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,039
Don'tcha see?
I don't need to go back anywhere.

252
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:08,039
I can stay here, write songs for Tay Tay
and be with Gretch Gretch.

253
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,679
And what about the guys
trying to make us dead-dead?

254
00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:15,279
Ain't no safer place than with all
of Tay Tay's security, man.

255
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,519
That purple foam coming
outta your mouth tells me

256
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you ain't thinkin' straight,
Franklin.

257
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,279
Trust me, Fred, I've got half
a pharmacy swimmin' round my brain.

258
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,720
I've never thinkinned clearer!

259
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,480
Let me break this down for you.

260
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You can either stay here, safe
from harm and loaded with free drugs,

261
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:36,720
or hear me out,
you could come with us back to '69,

262
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sit in the basement and listen
to me rant about Vietnam!

263
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I think I answered my own question.
Let's go, Freddy.

264
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,759
Can I have a hug goodbye,
Franklin?

265
00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:53,480
Tay Tay!
What happened to your fay fay?

266
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It's like it's melting.

267
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He's dead to us.

268
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Besides, you still got me,
buddy, and the cat.

269
00:15:04,559 --> 00:15:07,559
- Time to go, Kitty.
- Here's a question for you, Fat Man.

270
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Do they have raw fish flown in daily
from Osaka back in your 1960s?

271
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- No.
- I ain't think so.

272
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But I do have a half-eaten
Filet-O-Fish in my sock drawer.

273
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Get your ass outta here!

274
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:23,679
I think I should be sad.

275
00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:27,279
But when we get back,
won't the 1969 Kitty still be there?

276
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,799
It's time travel, Freddy.

277
00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:31,559
Nobody understands
how the fuck it works.

278
00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:41,000
Hey, Two-Ton.
Don't that look like the Freaks' cat?

279
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,759
I don't have much experience
with cats

280
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on account of my allergy
to pet dander.

281
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,679
I must be seein' shit.

282
00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:53,279
Hey, fool, gimme my blinders.
I'ma catch some zzzz's before my set.

283
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,200
This is a brand-new song,

284
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that I just wrote
with an incredible man.

285
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,480
My muse...

286
00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:20,759
I think he should come out here
and sing it with me.

287
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,919
- No.
- Don't you?

288
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,919
What?

289
00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:59,000
Get 'em off me!

290
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,880
- Well, that was fun while it lasted.
- Jesus, it's already going viral.

291
00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:13,880
Can I get a to-go bag
for these ribs?

292
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,440
Thank you.

293
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,000
Get away from me!

294
00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:21,279
Help me, people.
Why are you all just watching?

295
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,480
You're not falling. You fell.

296
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:28,680
Look what you made me do.
Do, do, do.

297
00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:31,559
- Hey, Jim, I got a question for you.
- Hit me with it.

298
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,920
Those lyrics,

299
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"If they say I never loved you,
you know they are a liar".

300
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:40,359
Shouldn't that be,
"You know that they are liars"?

301
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,200
You cats want to talk grammar
or you want to go back to 1969?

302
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:45,519
- '69.
- Grammar!

303
00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:48,240
We don't have much time.
We can take my car.

304
00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:50,759
I woulda never guessed
holograms could drive.

305
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,119
There they are!

306
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,240
Two of my arch-enemies
and some other stoner.

307
00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:57,759
Hey, those are a couple
of the Freak dudes.

308
00:17:57,839 --> 00:18:00,319
Let's go bust 'em! Follow me!

309
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,079
- We're right behind you!
- Great. Take my six!

310
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,839
- Yeah, right.
- What's a six?

311
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,599
I think it's the number of joints
we're gonna partoke on while he's gone.

312
00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,400
Yes! Now that adds up!

313
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:17,759
Do you have a lighter?

314
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:19,240
- I don't.
- Damn.

315
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,039
Okay, now that last eight lines of coke
mighta been a step too far.

316
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That's on me.

317
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,480
But this is on you!

318
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:46,319
We gotta get to Four Corners
before sundown!

319
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,880
Tour buses have come a long way
since the old days, yeah.

320
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,119
Used to give moustache rides
to Grace Slick

321
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,039
in the back
of Ye Olde Cooch Coach.

322
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:03,759
These K-Rig's make a damn
fine cup a' joe.

323
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,359
Hey, Frank!
Can I get you a Newman's Own?

324
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:26,960
We can still make it!

325
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:29,599
- Everyone pick a state and stand in it!
- I call Florida!

326
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,240
Oh, Great Spirit,

327
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:36,440
the Lizard King beseeches you
to open the portal!

328
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:39,680
How long is this gonna take?
I'm hungry.

329
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:43,799
Open the portal,
beseeches the Lizard King.

330
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:49,319
Well, this feels like a crock
of shit.

331
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,599
How do we even know
you're the real Jim Morrison?

332
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,680
You could just be some
filthy guy who looks like him.

333
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,039
Wait! Wait for us!

334
00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,759
- Franklin, my brother!
- Kitty, my Kitty!

335
00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:04,599
I thought you were in 1969.

336
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,279
I'm so glad you changed
your mind!

337
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,799
There's enough room for all of us,
right? Cause I was here first.

338
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,200
- Freeze, Freaks!
- Who the hell is this old guy?

339
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:17,240
It's me! Your arch-nemesis,
Norbert the Respected.

340
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:19,839
Holy shit.
You're Norbert the Narc!

341
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,839
Well, that makes no sense.
Norbert the Narc is back in 1969.

342
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,480
I've been waiting 50 years to say this.

343
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,599
You are finally under arrest!

344
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,480
- For what?
- For what?

345
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:38,680
For this! Possession of marijuana
is a crime in the state of Utah!

346
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:43,279
But it's legal in Colorado.
So, that's kinda that, bro.

347
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,039
Narc.

348
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,000
- Cheese and crackers.
- Where?

349
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,240
What the fuck?
I knew that was their fucking cat!

350
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:57,480
It's those Freaks.
Two-Ton, my sawed-off!

351
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,400
Oh, shit!

352
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,160
But he remembered his gun
this time! Good for him.

353
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,480
Hey! That's not a regulation
barrel length in any state!

354
00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:07,559
You're under arrest!

355
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,880
Boy, you's a rent-a-cop,
get the fuck outta my face.

356
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,559
Give me the shotgun!

357
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,680
The portal is opening!

358
00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:22,680
Give it back!

359
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,599
Wait! Wait for us!

360
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,000
No!

361
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:32,359
Phin, it's okay.
We don't have to go back to '69,

362
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,759
'cause Schoolboy Q
went in our place.

363
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:37,240
Hey, you're right.
He can't kill us.

364
00:21:37,319 --> 00:21:41,160
- He's 50 years away!
- Well, good for Rapper Man!

365
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,799
No reason he can't enjoy
the '60s as much as we did.

366
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,559
Any of you gentlemen able
to drive the bus?

367
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,400
My contact lenses are all fogged up
from my pet allergies.

368
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:57,480
Hell no, jumbo.
I'm allergic to fat and stupid.

369
00:21:57,559 --> 00:22:00,519
Don't see me snottin'
all over your unemployed ass.

370
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,599
Dammit, out of weed again.

371
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,920
- I'll just order some on the weed app.
- Now you're thinking.

372
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,279
Where's the weed app?
It's gone.

373
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:16,640
- Weed app?
- You know.

374
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,799
The one that delivers
weed right to your door.

375
00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:21,920
What, you're serious?

376
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,319
There's no such thing
as a weed delivery app.

377
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,279
- Weed is illegal.
- What?

378
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,279
Since when?
Weed has always been illegal.

379
00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:32,279
But it's been punishable
by death

380
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,279
ever since they passed
the Norbert Narcotic Law of 1969.

381
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,880
Turn on the TV! They're talking
about Taylor Swift.

382
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,720
- Hey, Google. Turn on the TV.
- Sure. Turning on the TV.

383
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:46,480
President Swift today,
after hearing about China's invasion

384
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:51,079
of New York City said we should,
and I quote, "Get over it".

385
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,079
Get over it!

386
00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:58,279
<i>Get over it, over it
Get the hell over it, over it</i>

387
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:04,359
<i>'Cause I'm already over it
Over it, get, get, get over it...</i>

388
00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:10,279
Oh, my God. Freddy!
I had the worst nightmare.

389
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,000
Weed was illegal!

390
00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:15,519
Oh, Kitty, you gotta lay off
the ketamine before your naps.

391
00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:24,960
- I'm back, motherfuckers!
- Oh, shit.