1 00:00:11,547 --> 00:00:13,171 (WIND WHOOSHING) 2 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:21,046 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:40,797 --> 00:00:42,880 GORR: Oh, great and mighty Rapu, 4 00:00:43,505 --> 00:00:46,964 we pray to you for water and sustenance. 5 00:00:48,505 --> 00:00:52,505 I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter. 6 00:00:55,005 --> 00:00:57,046 (WIND GUSTING) 7 00:01:03,255 --> 00:01:06,088 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) 8 00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:27,547 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 9 00:01:29,797 --> 00:01:31,296 (WEAKLY) I'm tired. 10 00:01:33,463 --> 00:01:34,922 (CRYING SOFTLY) 11 00:01:43,338 --> 00:01:44,922 (CONTINUES CRYING) 12 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,130 (SNIFFLES) 13 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,130 (WIND GUSTING) 14 00:02:11,255 --> 00:02:14,547 VOICES: (WHISPERING) You have suffered. 15 00:02:15,338 --> 00:02:17,213 VOICE 1: Come to me. 16 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,380 VOICE 2: Come to me. 17 00:02:25,755 --> 00:02:28,130 VOICES: You have suffered. 18 00:02:32,505 --> 00:02:34,255 Come to me. 19 00:02:34,338 --> 00:02:36,338 (WIND HOWLING) 20 00:02:40,672 --> 00:02:42,672 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 21 00:02:44,755 --> 00:02:47,839 You have suffered. 22 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,130 (BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING) 23 00:02:57,088 --> 00:02:58,714 (WATER BURBLING) 24 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:05,880 (GRUNTING IN RELIEF) 25 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:08,463 (COUGHS) 26 00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:16,880 (OBJECT STABS) 27 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,088 (WINCES) 28 00:03:19,588 --> 00:03:20,588 (GRUNTS) 29 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:22,839 (PANTING) 30 00:03:28,213 --> 00:03:31,213 Ah! What do we have here? 31 00:03:31,505 --> 00:03:33,672 (GRUNTING CONTENTEDLY) 32 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:34,755 Look at it. 33 00:03:34,922 --> 00:03:36,672 It's gobbling up all my fruit. 34 00:03:40,046 --> 00:03:41,463 Rapu. 35 00:03:45,171 --> 00:03:46,255 Bringer of Light. 36 00:03:46,422 --> 00:03:47,630 Oh, it's one of mine. 37 00:03:47,714 --> 00:03:49,588 (LAUGHTER) 38 00:03:49,672 --> 00:03:52,505 I am Gorr, the last of your disciples. 39 00:03:52,672 --> 00:03:55,588 We have lost everything, my lord. 40 00:03:55,755 --> 00:03:57,380 The land is dry. 41 00:03:57,547 --> 00:03:59,714 All life is lost. 42 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,964 But our faith in you never wavered 43 00:04:02,046 --> 00:04:04,130 and now we await the promise 44 00:04:05,672 --> 00:04:07,672 of the eternal reward. 45 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,088 Is this why you celebrate? 46 00:04:10,171 --> 00:04:11,463 (LAUGHS) 47 00:04:12,005 --> 00:04:14,463 He... He thinks there's an eternal reward. 48 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:17,714 (ALL LAUGHING) 49 00:04:18,797 --> 00:04:20,505 No. No, sorry. 50 00:04:20,672 --> 00:04:22,880 There's no eternal reward for you, dog! 51 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,296 (GORR GASPS) 52 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,338 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill. 53 00:04:27,964 --> 00:04:30,505 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword... 54 00:04:30,588 --> 00:04:32,005 VOICE 1: You have suffered. RAPU: ...before he could harm 55 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:33,714 any other gods with that cursed blade. 56 00:04:33,797 --> 00:04:34,797 VOICE 2: If it's revenge you seek. 57 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,088 He threatened to end my entire empire. 58 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,213 But, my lord, 59 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,296 your empire has already ended. 60 00:04:43,255 --> 00:04:44,797 There's no one left to worship you. 61 00:04:44,964 --> 00:04:47,380 RAPU: There'll be more followers to replace you. 62 00:04:47,547 --> 00:04:48,755 There always are. 63 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,714 (SHUDDERING) We have suffered... 64 00:04:52,213 --> 00:04:54,046 and we have starved. 65 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,797 (GORR CRYING) 66 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,880 My daughter died... 67 00:05:00,922 --> 00:05:02,755 -in your name. -And well you should. 68 00:05:02,922 --> 00:05:05,880 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose. 69 00:05:06,714 --> 00:05:08,255 There's nothing for you after death. 70 00:05:08,755 --> 00:05:09,797 Except death. 71 00:05:11,922 --> 00:05:13,255 You are no god. 72 00:05:18,046 --> 00:05:19,922 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 73 00:05:20,005 --> 00:05:21,505 I renounce you. 74 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:23,964 (CHOKING) 75 00:05:24,046 --> 00:05:26,630 -(FLOWER GODS GASPING) -(RAPU SHUSHES) 76 00:05:28,672 --> 00:05:31,672 Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose. 77 00:05:31,755 --> 00:05:33,046 (CONTINUES CHOKING) 78 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:35,380 To sacrifice yourself to me. 79 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,880 VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek... 80 00:05:41,255 --> 00:05:43,088 VOICE 4: ...kill all the gods. 81 00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:45,088 Go to Eternity. 82 00:05:45,255 --> 00:05:48,213 VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek... 83 00:05:50,005 --> 00:05:51,463 summon the Bifrost. 84 00:05:51,547 --> 00:05:52,755 VOICE 4: Go to Eternity. 85 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,130 VOICE 5: Kill all the gods. 86 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:55,964 VOICE 3: Summon the Bifrost. 87 00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:58,130 VOICE 4: Go to Eternity. VOICE 5: Kill all the gods. 88 00:05:58,213 --> 00:06:00,547 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. 89 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:03,588 -(SWORD STABBING) -(FLOWER GODS GASPING) 90 00:06:03,672 --> 00:06:06,130 -(RAPU CHOKING) -(FLOWER GODS WHIMPERING) 91 00:06:07,338 --> 00:06:08,588 (FLOWER GODS SHRIEK) 92 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,296 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 93 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:15,797 RAPU: The sword chose you. 94 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,588 You are now cursed! 95 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:19,839 Funny. 96 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,088 It doesn't feel like a curse. 97 00:06:23,672 --> 00:06:24,797 (GROANS) 98 00:06:25,755 --> 00:06:27,338 Feels like a promise. 99 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,422 So, this is my vow. 100 00:06:33,672 --> 00:06:35,505 All gods will die. 101 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:37,463 (SWORD SWISHES) 102 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:39,547 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) 103 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,380 (SINISTER MUSIC STOPS) 104 00:06:44,213 --> 00:06:46,422 (SOFT MUSIC INTRO PLAYS) 105 00:06:50,046 --> 00:06:53,046 (HARD ROCK VERSION OF MARVEL THEME PLAYING) 106 00:07:20,922 --> 00:07:23,296 KORG: Come, come, gather round. 107 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:26,672 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking. 108 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:32,463 AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson. 109 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:35,296 (ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING) 110 00:07:39,213 --> 00:07:41,213 Raised in the way of the warrior, 111 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,797 Thor was taught to help win battles, 112 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,005 fighting the good fight 113 00:07:45,088 --> 00:07:47,338 for those who can't fight good. 114 00:07:48,088 --> 00:07:49,338 (BABY THOR COOING) 115 00:07:49,797 --> 00:07:53,422 He grew and he grew and he grew. 116 00:07:54,213 --> 00:07:56,338 He was sensitive, like a smile. 117 00:07:56,505 --> 00:07:59,714 And his loving nature did not discriminate. 118 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,880 He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista. 119 00:08:03,046 --> 00:08:05,880 Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman 120 00:08:06,046 --> 00:08:07,547 on a Woman Wolf. 121 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:08,922 (THOR AND WOLF HOWL) 122 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:12,463 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman 123 00:08:12,547 --> 00:08:14,213 named Jane Fonda. 124 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:16,797 Oh, wait. No. Jane Foster. 125 00:08:17,171 --> 00:08:20,463 But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost. 126 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:21,547 Ooh. 127 00:08:22,463 --> 00:08:25,422 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days. 128 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,714 His mum. 129 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,088 His dad. 130 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:29,547 And that guy. 131 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:30,672 And that guy. 132 00:08:30,839 --> 00:08:31,964 And whoever that is. 133 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:33,255 And Heimdall. 134 00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:35,171 -And his brother. -(THOR YELLING) 135 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:36,922 -And his brother, again. -(THOR YELLING) 136 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:38,005 And again. 137 00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:39,547 (DISTANT YELLING) 138 00:08:40,088 --> 00:08:42,296 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode. 139 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:45,213 And then he said, "What have I done?" 140 00:08:45,922 --> 00:08:47,213 It seemed that everything 141 00:08:47,296 --> 00:08:49,213 and everyone he loved, he lost. 142 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,255 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod, 143 00:08:52,422 --> 00:08:54,880 so it could never be broken again. 144 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,213 But just because he was done loving, 145 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:58,922 didn't mean he was done fighting. 146 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,714 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy 147 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,296 and set off on some classic Thor adventures. 148 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,338 He got in shape. 149 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,296 Putting in the hard yards. 150 00:09:09,463 --> 00:09:13,463 Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day. 151 00:09:13,547 --> 00:09:14,880 (THOR GRUNTS) 152 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,922 He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. 153 00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:21,255 But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod 154 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:22,505 just trying to get out. 155 00:09:22,588 --> 00:09:24,922 (ALL YELLING) 156 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:26,255 Because all of the bods 157 00:09:26,338 --> 00:09:28,422 that Thor had worn over the years 158 00:09:28,588 --> 00:09:29,714 couldn't hide the pain 159 00:09:29,797 --> 00:09:31,714 that he was feeling on the inside. 160 00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:35,463 So he gave up his search for love, 161 00:09:36,422 --> 00:09:39,296 accepting that he was only good for one thing... 162 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,755 Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say, 163 00:09:44,255 --> 00:09:47,505 "Thor, we need your help to win this battle." 164 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,839 (SONG ENDS) 165 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,296 -QUILL: Thor. -(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 166 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,380 We need your help to win this battle. 167 00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:53,714 Let's go. 168 00:09:53,797 --> 00:09:55,880 (SIGHS) Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker. 169 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:57,630 Back to work. 170 00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:00,588 We must hurry, okay? 171 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:03,005 People are dying. 172 00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:04,213 See you down there. 173 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:05,588 (GRUNTS) 174 00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:07,630 (DISTANT GUNFIRE) 175 00:10:08,672 --> 00:10:10,255 Hurry up! 176 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,171 (YELLING) 177 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,171 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 178 00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:20,588 (CLUCKING) 179 00:10:20,672 --> 00:10:22,964 Give me those. You're gonna break 'em. 180 00:10:23,046 --> 00:10:25,380 (GRUNTING) I am Groot! 181 00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,171 Ah, you got sap all over it. 182 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,880 Hello, everybody. 183 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,630 ROCKET: Well, well, look who it is. 184 00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:34,296 How are we doing, guys? 185 00:10:34,547 --> 00:10:35,588 DRAX: Terrible! 186 00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:37,630 We're all about to die. 187 00:10:37,797 --> 00:10:40,171 You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday. 188 00:10:40,255 --> 00:10:43,130 I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday." 189 00:10:43,296 --> 00:10:45,088 But look at that resplendent skyscape. 190 00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:46,463 Three suns of Saturn. 191 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,171 What could be more relaxing than that? 192 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,213 An actual holiday! 193 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,422 Die, Booskan scum! 194 00:10:53,422 --> 00:10:54,797 (BOOSKANS GROAN) 195 00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:56,672 God of Thunder. 196 00:10:56,839 --> 00:10:58,088 King Yakan. 197 00:10:58,255 --> 00:11:00,755 You have finally joined our fight. 198 00:11:00,839 --> 00:11:02,046 Well, as they say, 199 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,588 "Better late than not at all." (CHUCKLES) 200 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:05,338 Yes, it's very nice. 201 00:11:05,505 --> 00:11:08,588 As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis. 202 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,672 But then our gods were murdered. 203 00:11:10,755 --> 00:11:11,755 Murdered? 204 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,839 And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded, 205 00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:17,755 and Habooska's hordes took control of its power. 206 00:11:17,922 --> 00:11:21,338 It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it. 207 00:11:21,422 --> 00:11:22,422 Not for long. 208 00:11:22,505 --> 00:11:24,672 (DRAMATICALLY) Ah! 209 00:11:24,755 --> 00:11:28,088 King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. 210 00:11:28,547 --> 00:11:30,547 Tell of the time that Thor, 211 00:11:31,046 --> 00:11:35,380 and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados, 212 00:11:35,463 --> 00:11:37,422 turned the tide of the battle, 213 00:11:37,588 --> 00:11:39,672 and etched their names in history. 214 00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:41,714 For the odds may be against us, 215 00:11:41,797 --> 00:11:43,130 but I'll tell you this for free... 216 00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:44,338 Here it comes. 217 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:47,880 This ends here and now! 218 00:11:47,964 --> 00:11:49,130 (MOUTHING ALONG) 219 00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:52,922 Oh! 220 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,922 (WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 221 00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:57,714 (GRUNTS) 222 00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:06,046 (EXCLAIMS) 223 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,797 (ENGINE ROARING) 224 00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,380 (GRUNTS) 225 00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:24,130 (WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES) 226 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,755 (THOR GRUNTING) 227 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,088 -(SCREECHES) -(THOR GRUNTS) 228 00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:39,588 (LAUGHS) 229 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,380 (EXCLAIMS) 230 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:47,630 (GRUNTS) 231 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,422 (STORMBREAKER POWERS UP) 232 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:55,046 (GRUNTS) 233 00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:08,422 (GRUNTS) 234 00:13:09,046 --> 00:13:11,130 (ENGINES REVVING) 235 00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:12,672 (STRAINING) 236 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,839 (ENGINES CONTINUE REVVING) 237 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:24,922 (YELLING) 238 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,338 (TURBINES SQUEAKING) 239 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,797 (BOOSKAN CACKLES) 240 00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:45,296 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No. 241 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,213 (CRACKLING) 242 00:13:48,463 --> 00:13:49,672 Oh. 243 00:13:54,213 --> 00:13:56,839 -(SONG STOPS) -(ALL CHEERING) 244 00:13:56,922 --> 00:13:58,338 Well done, everybody. 245 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,213 We can collectively take credit for that 246 00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:01,714 because we worked as a team. 247 00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:03,922 We used our hearts and our minds 248 00:14:04,005 --> 00:14:05,338 to defeat the enemy 249 00:14:05,505 --> 00:14:07,130 with minimal loss or damage. 250 00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:12,046 (CROWD GASPING) 251 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:16,922 What a classic Thor adventure! 252 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,338 Hurrah! 253 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,005 (SOUNDS FADE OUT) 254 00:14:25,046 --> 00:14:27,046 (MACHINE THRUMMING) 255 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,672 -(THRUMMING STOPS) -(SIGHS) 256 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,672 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 257 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,380 Good book? 258 00:14:43,547 --> 00:14:44,588 MAN: Yeah. 259 00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:46,463 I wrote it. 260 00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:50,046 Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster? 261 00:14:50,213 --> 00:14:51,380 I am. 262 00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:53,213 -Uh... Hi. (CHUCKLES) -Hi. 263 00:14:53,296 --> 00:14:54,922 How's the, uh, Einstein-Rosen Bridge? 264 00:14:55,422 --> 00:14:56,463 It's tough. 265 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:57,839 -Yeah. -Really tough. 266 00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,755 It's... You need a 3D model. 267 00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:01,380 You ever see Event Horizon? 268 00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:02,797 -No. -(SIGHS) 269 00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:05,213 -Interstellar? -No. 270 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,171 That movie explains everything really clearly. 271 00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:09,714 Um, all right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge 272 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,463 folds space, so that point A and point B 273 00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:16,422 coexist in space and time. 274 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,088 Like that. 275 00:15:19,964 --> 00:15:21,296 You just ruined your own book. 276 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,130 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes. 277 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,839 (CHUCKLES) 278 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880 Watch those movies. 279 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,380 -Okay. -Okay. 280 00:15:28,547 --> 00:15:30,797 Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it. 281 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,088 (CLEARS THROAT) 282 00:15:36,422 --> 00:15:37,672 (SIGHS NOISILY) 283 00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:40,046 So, how's, uh... how's it going? 284 00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:43,463 It's going amazing. 285 00:15:48,088 --> 00:15:51,505 Have you told anyone else besides me? 286 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,380 When people find out, they start acting weird. 287 00:15:54,463 --> 00:15:56,505 They're just different. 288 00:15:57,296 --> 00:15:59,130 I don't need that in my life right now. 289 00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:00,922 Anyway, it's not that serious. 290 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,588 Jane, it's Stage Four. 291 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,922 Out of, like, how many stages? 292 00:16:05,672 --> 00:16:06,672 Four. 293 00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:08,005 That we know about. 294 00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:10,088 -(CHUCKLES) -(DARCY SIGHS) 295 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,630 Oh, you have somewhere else you gotta be right now 296 00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,422 that's more important than chemo? 297 00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:17,839 No. 298 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,380 (JANE TUTS) 299 00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:26,964 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you? 300 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,880 I have a few ideas I'm trying. 301 00:16:29,046 --> 00:16:30,839 Okay, no, time out. 302 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,880 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do, 303 00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:36,588 otherwise you're letting down all of civilization, 304 00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,296 but you're not getting what the universe 305 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:40,964 is actually trying to tell you, 306 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,505 so let me translate. 307 00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:45,088 Slow down. 308 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,213 You need your energy to fight this thing. 309 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,839 I'll fight it my way, okay? 310 00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:52,338 Well, FYI, 311 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:56,171 "my way" does not have to equal "alone in a lab." 312 00:16:57,005 --> 00:16:58,005 (GASPS) 313 00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:01,171 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card. 314 00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:03,338 -It's not a card. -Yes, it is. 315 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,922 -There's no card. -There's a card. 316 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,463 It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous. 317 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:09,005 It's a handsome card. 318 00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:10,922 -Jane, are you sure? -Look, Darcy... 319 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,213 I will figure this out by myself. 320 00:17:14,296 --> 00:17:15,296 (BEEPS) 321 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,255 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 322 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,964 SELVIG: Results are still coming back the same. 323 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,463 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect. 324 00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,213 I'm so sorry, Jane. 325 00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:33,797 If there's anything I can do, 326 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,839 or if you just wanna talk, call me. 327 00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:48,714 -(SIGHS) -(RUSTLING) 328 00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:51,088 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 329 00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:01,046 (PARADISE CITY BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 330 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:33,588 Smell like a king, because you're worthy. 331 00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:35,130 Old Spice. 332 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,505 (PLAYS OLD SPICE JINGLE) 333 00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:39,088 -DIRECTOR: Cut! -(BELL RINGS) 334 00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,547 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 335 00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:45,755 (CROWD CHEERING) 336 00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:49,880 (PARADISE CITY BY GUNS 'N' ROSES CONTINUES) 337 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880 (SONG FADES) 338 00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:02,338 (BAND PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC) 339 00:19:02,422 --> 00:19:03,964 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 340 00:19:06,171 --> 00:19:08,672 ACTOR ODIN: Look at this place. It's beautiful. 341 00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:10,005 Home. 342 00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:11,338 Yes, home, Father. 343 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,505 We're here to take you home. 344 00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,422 Yes. To planet Asgard. 345 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,964 Asgard is not a planet, my sons. 346 00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:21,797 It is people. It is you! 347 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,839 And now, it is time 348 00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,547 for me to pass on to the spirit realm. 349 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,296 (ACTOR LOKI WHIMPERS) 350 00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:31,046 I will take my place 351 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,088 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla, 352 00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:36,588 the resting place of the gods. 353 00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,714 Oh, one more thing. 354 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:40,880 You have a sister. 355 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:45,797 And so now, I turn into godly stardust, 356 00:19:46,255 --> 00:19:48,005 and say farewell. 357 00:19:48,672 --> 00:19:49,672 Oh, look. 358 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,171 Do you see? It's happening. 359 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,588 I'm disappearing. 360 00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,672 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 361 00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,672 No! 362 00:20:00,755 --> 00:20:01,797 Father! 363 00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,380 But wait! Brother! 364 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,088 An ominous portal hath appeared behind us. 365 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,755 BOTH: Transform! 366 00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:12,964 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 367 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,547 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,463 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 369 00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:21,547 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 370 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,255 I am Hela, Goddess of Death. 371 00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:26,588 Now, I return to Asgard 372 00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:29,380 to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne, 373 00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,380 and no one will stop me! 374 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,463 Join me or die! 375 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,839 We will never join you, witch! 376 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:34,922 Mjolnir! 377 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:39,714 (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) 378 00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,046 Impossible! 379 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,505 (GRUNTS) 380 00:20:42,588 --> 00:20:44,463 I broke your hammer! 381 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,046 Time to die! 382 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:47,505 BOTH: Bifrost! 383 00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:50,338 (CHEERING) 384 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,839 You can almost feel the power 385 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:04,797 of these magnificent and immovable stones. 386 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,672 Okay. Let's head back to the village 387 00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:10,755 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead. 388 00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:12,505 -Come on. -(TOURISTS CHEER) 389 00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,547 (SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 390 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,755 (DEEP RUMBLING) 391 00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:34,714 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 392 00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:36,005 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 393 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,380 (CRACKLING) 394 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,797 (THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING) 395 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,880 (MUSIC CRESCENDOING) 396 00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:49,046 God of Disaster, 397 00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:51,463 we thank you. 398 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,463 We feared we would be at war forever 399 00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:55,338 without the protection of our gods, 400 00:21:55,505 --> 00:21:58,505 but now, peace shall reign. 401 00:21:59,005 --> 00:22:02,422 In return for your service, please accept these gifts. 402 00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:03,672 (INTENSE SCREAMING) 403 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:06,296 As is tradition, the protectors of our world 404 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,463 are bestowed with great beasts. 405 00:22:08,547 --> 00:22:10,964 -(GOATS SCREAMING) -(MEN GRUNTING) 406 00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:12,088 Giant goats! 407 00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:14,255 Oh, look at those! They are wonderful. 408 00:22:14,422 --> 00:22:17,213 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful. 409 00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,630 King Yakan, thank you so much. 410 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,630 Listen, um, about the temple... 411 00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:22,839 I don't wanna talk about the temple. 412 00:22:22,922 --> 00:22:24,005 I know, but if we were to talk about it, 413 00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:25,338 -I think it's important... -It's making me sad. 414 00:22:25,422 --> 00:22:26,422 ...to life and material objects... 415 00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:27,797 -And mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking. 416 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,630 -(CHUCKLES) -Don't forget the goats. 417 00:22:29,797 --> 00:22:32,088 Which you accepted, and now must take with you. 418 00:22:32,255 --> 00:22:33,380 No backsies. 419 00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:37,213 -Aw. They are beautiful. -Yes, they are beautiful. 420 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:38,296 (GOATS SCREAMING) 421 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,922 They also scream quite a lot. 422 00:22:40,005 --> 00:22:41,005 They'll be fine. 423 00:22:41,088 --> 00:22:43,046 -(SCREAMING) -I am Groot. 424 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,171 We need to find the damn remote 425 00:22:44,255 --> 00:22:45,922 so we can download the distress signal! 426 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:48,046 THOR: Retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote? 427 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,463 One of your goats probably ate it! 428 00:22:49,547 --> 00:22:51,296 Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous. 429 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,797 Well, I ain't digging through their crap. 430 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,588 -DRAX: I love them! -(ROCKET GRUNTS) 431 00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:55,714 They should live with us forever! 432 00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:56,922 QUILL: Found the remote! 433 00:22:57,088 --> 00:22:58,130 I'm putting them down. 434 00:22:58,213 --> 00:22:59,296 -MANTIS: Me too. -Is it working or not? 435 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,672 No, it's not workin'. It's not charged. 436 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:01,755 Well, maybe you need to find a charger... 437 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,880 -(GUN POWERS UP) -Get out of my way! 438 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,213 Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 439 00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:06,005 -(KORG GRUNTS) -THOR: Whew. 440 00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:07,880 -Korg, you okay? -Yeah, bro. All good. 441 00:23:07,964 --> 00:23:09,171 All right. Everybody, just relax. 442 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,422 The goats are gonna be fine. 443 00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:12,213 If not, we can just use them for meat... 444 00:23:12,714 --> 00:23:14,046 (SCREAMING STOPS) 445 00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,755 ...ting people. Meeting people. 446 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:17,213 They're a great conversation starter. 447 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,296 And I've been told 448 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,755 you can summon them with a special whistle 449 00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:21,422 that goes something like this... (FAILS TO WHISTLE) 450 00:23:21,505 --> 00:23:23,296 No, that's not it. (WHISTLES) No, that's not it. (WHISTLES) 451 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:24,797 No, that's not it. You have a go. 452 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,296 -(GROWLS) -No, that's not it. 453 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,005 -KRAGLIN: Oh, hey, guys. -Kraglin! 454 00:23:28,088 --> 00:23:29,380 KORG: (FAILS TO WHISTLE) No, that's not it. 455 00:23:29,463 --> 00:23:30,463 You been here this whole time? 456 00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:31,755 Yeah, you said to stay with the ship. 457 00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:34,171 This is Glenda. We're married. 458 00:23:34,588 --> 00:23:36,296 (SPLUTTERS) I am Groot. 459 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:37,422 What did we tell you 460 00:23:37,505 --> 00:23:39,005 about jumpin' into new relationships? 461 00:23:39,171 --> 00:23:40,422 That I shouldn't be doing that. 462 00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:41,588 Yeah, you can't get married 463 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,171 on every single planet we land on. 464 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,797 I am Groot. 465 00:23:45,255 --> 00:23:46,797 -(BEEPING) -QUILL: Finally! 466 00:23:46,964 --> 00:23:48,755 All right, here we go. Distress calls. 467 00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:52,130 FEMALE CALLER: Please help us! The God Butcher has found us! 468 00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:53,422 QUILL: God Butcher? 469 00:23:53,505 --> 00:23:55,213 MALE CALLER: He left them hanging as a warning. 470 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:57,130 Look at all of these gods, murdered. 471 00:23:57,213 --> 00:23:59,088 MALE CALLER 2: Our greatest champions, 472 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,922 now laid to waste. 473 00:24:01,088 --> 00:24:02,255 The horror. 474 00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:03,797 Who could have done something like this? 475 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,005 Thor, where are you? 476 00:24:06,088 --> 00:24:07,672 Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back. 477 00:24:09,171 --> 00:24:10,171 Play that one. 478 00:24:11,755 --> 00:24:13,255 -Thor, where are you? -THOR: Sif? 479 00:24:13,338 --> 00:24:14,630 We need you here. 480 00:24:15,338 --> 00:24:16,964 My friend is in danger. We must go at once. 481 00:24:17,463 --> 00:24:18,755 Start the ship, my friends. 482 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,880 I don't know, maybe we should split up. 483 00:24:20,964 --> 00:24:21,964 So many people to save, 484 00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:24,046 I mean, look at all of these distress... 485 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,630 -(VEST CREAKS SLOWLY) -...calls. 486 00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:28,005 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 487 00:24:29,005 --> 00:24:30,005 Thor. 488 00:24:30,171 --> 00:24:31,505 You gonna be okay? 489 00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:33,130 I admire your commitment to each other. 490 00:24:33,213 --> 00:24:34,380 It's a beautiful thing. 491 00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:36,255 Alas, it's something I'll never have. 492 00:24:36,422 --> 00:24:37,797 Buddy, if I may... 493 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:39,380 You may. 494 00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,130 After thousands of years of living, 495 00:24:42,213 --> 00:24:43,463 you don't seem to know who the hell you are. 496 00:24:44,422 --> 00:24:45,880 I've been lost before. 497 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,588 But then I found meaning, I found love. 498 00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:50,922 And yeah, it got taken from me, 499 00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,130 and god, that hurts. 500 00:24:54,005 --> 00:24:56,714 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. 501 00:24:58,213 --> 00:24:59,213 My hope for you is that 502 00:24:59,296 --> 00:25:01,880 one day, you will find something 503 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:04,547 to make you feel this shitty. 504 00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:07,422 I have loved before. It didn't work out. 505 00:25:07,588 --> 00:25:09,672 They either die a grismal death 506 00:25:09,755 --> 00:25:11,422 or they dump you with a handwritten letter. 507 00:25:11,505 --> 00:25:12,505 I don't know which is worse, 508 00:25:12,588 --> 00:25:14,755 but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length. 509 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:16,797 (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) 510 00:25:17,714 --> 00:25:18,714 You've grown too attached. 511 00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:19,922 Damn it, I knew this would happen. 512 00:25:20,005 --> 00:25:21,880 -You must go. I'll find Sif. -(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) 513 00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:23,839 You answer the other calls. 514 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:25,296 The galaxy needs its Guardians. 515 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:26,380 Cool, yeah. We were just leaving... 516 00:25:26,463 --> 00:25:27,880 Shh. I know it hurts. 517 00:25:28,046 --> 00:25:29,755 But it's better this way. You have to trust me. 518 00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,380 To ease the pain, why don't you, uh, 519 00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:35,880 take this ship here as a parting farewell gift? 520 00:25:36,547 --> 00:25:37,839 Oh, you're giving me my ship? 521 00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,338 Yes, she's yours. 522 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:42,213 May you make as many memories with her as I have. 523 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:43,880 She's a temperamental old lass. 524 00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:46,338 Will serve you well in a tight pickle. 525 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,714 -KRAGLIN: I'll start the ship. -Thank you. 526 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,088 Goodbye, old friend. 527 00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:52,005 A human handshake 528 00:25:52,088 --> 00:25:53,964 to the Asgardian shake. 529 00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,588 Into the snake that you cannot trust. 530 00:25:56,672 --> 00:25:57,672 (WHOOSHES) 531 00:25:57,755 --> 00:25:58,922 You're really dragging this out. 532 00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:01,839 And finish with the classic Asgardian high one. 533 00:26:03,422 --> 00:26:04,672 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 534 00:26:05,755 --> 00:26:06,922 -DRAX: Let's go. -(SPACESHIP POWERING UP) 535 00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:08,088 Take care of my crew. 536 00:26:08,171 --> 00:26:09,296 This is gonna be hard for them. 537 00:26:09,463 --> 00:26:10,547 Hurry up! 538 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:11,714 Not her. 539 00:26:11,797 --> 00:26:13,130 Remember what I told you. 540 00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,547 You ever feel lost, 541 00:26:16,338 --> 00:26:18,672 just look into the eyes of the people that you love. 542 00:26:19,088 --> 00:26:21,088 They'll tell you exactly who you are. 543 00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:23,213 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 544 00:26:25,505 --> 00:26:26,505 All right. Bye. 545 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,463 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories. 546 00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:34,296 -(ENGINE HUMMING LOUDLY) -We Asgardians say, 547 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:36,964 "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 548 00:26:37,422 --> 00:26:38,588 "I'll see you in Valhalla 549 00:26:38,672 --> 00:26:40,547 "where we shall drink mead and..." 550 00:26:42,505 --> 00:26:44,714 -They're gone. -Alone again. Just me and you. 551 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,046 Stormbreaker! 552 00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:48,964 Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe! 553 00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:51,046 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 554 00:26:52,588 --> 00:26:53,839 So what do we do now, bro? 555 00:26:54,005 --> 00:26:55,380 Let's go get Sif! 556 00:26:56,797 --> 00:26:59,005 (GOATS SCREAMING) 557 00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:03,296 (GOATS SCREAM) 558 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,714 KORG: Who or what is that? 559 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,005 Falligar, God of the Falligarians. 560 00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:18,505 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet. 561 00:27:20,088 --> 00:27:21,255 Oh, no. 562 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,964 (GRUNTS) 563 00:27:30,255 --> 00:27:31,964 Sif, it's me, Thor. 564 00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:33,547 Odinson? 565 00:27:33,964 --> 00:27:35,130 You're missing an arm. 566 00:27:35,463 --> 00:27:36,463 I'm gonna get you home. 567 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,547 No! Leave me here. 568 00:27:38,714 --> 00:27:40,672 I want to die a warrior's death. 569 00:27:40,839 --> 00:27:42,880 On the battlefield. In battle. 570 00:27:43,046 --> 00:27:45,922 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla. 571 00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:48,422 Oh, I hate to break it to you, 572 00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:50,088 but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, 573 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,588 you have to die in the battle. 574 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:54,296 -You survived. -Oh, shit. 575 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,672 Maybe your arm is in Valhalla. 576 00:27:58,422 --> 00:27:59,547 What happened here? 577 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:01,630 (SIGHS) I've been hunting a madman. 578 00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:03,880 I followed him here, but it was a trap. 579 00:28:04,046 --> 00:28:05,046 Who is this madman? 580 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,839 The God Butcher is coming. 581 00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:10,338 He seeks the extinction of the gods. 582 00:28:10,714 --> 00:28:12,255 Asgard is next. 583 00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:14,422 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 584 00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,547 (BELL CLANGING IN DISTANCE) 585 00:28:21,505 --> 00:28:23,630 (EERIE WHOOSHING) 586 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,839 (LOW UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING) 587 00:29:04,922 --> 00:29:07,130 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 588 00:29:23,547 --> 00:29:26,130 (CREATURES GROWLING) 589 00:29:26,964 --> 00:29:28,922 (ROCK SONG PLAYING QUIETLY ON SPEAKER) 590 00:29:30,422 --> 00:29:32,880 -(WOMAN SCREAMING) -(EXPLOSIONS) 591 00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:37,046 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 592 00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:39,171 (CREATURE SCREECHES) 593 00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:42,547 (MUSIC BUILDS UP) 594 00:29:44,505 --> 00:29:45,922 (HORSE WHINNYING) 595 00:29:46,296 --> 00:29:48,296 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 596 00:29:49,046 --> 00:29:50,338 (GRUNTS) 597 00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:02,088 (WARRIORS GRUNT) 598 00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:03,797 MAN: Look, it's Thor! 599 00:30:03,964 --> 00:30:05,922 -MAN 2: Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary. 600 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,171 VALKYRIE: Hey! 601 00:30:07,255 --> 00:30:08,463 Who'd you piss off now? 602 00:30:08,547 --> 00:30:10,046 This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things, 603 00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,130 whatever the hell they are. 604 00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:12,380 Welcome back. 605 00:30:14,964 --> 00:30:16,547 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 606 00:30:22,547 --> 00:30:24,714 (CREATURE ROARING) 607 00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:28,463 (SCREECHES) 608 00:30:29,797 --> 00:30:32,046 (METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD) 609 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,171 (WHOOSHING) 610 00:30:35,046 --> 00:30:37,338 (WARRIORS CHEERING) 611 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:39,005 Who's the new guy? 612 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:41,880 That guy? You're gonna love that guy. 613 00:30:42,964 --> 00:30:45,672 (WHOOSHING) 614 00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:58,588 Mjol... Mjolnir! Mjolnir! 615 00:30:58,755 --> 00:30:59,797 It's me, Thor. 616 00:30:59,964 --> 00:31:01,171 Have you seen my hammer? 617 00:31:01,255 --> 00:31:02,755 (WHISTLES) Mjolnir, here, boy. 618 00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:04,338 (SOFT RUMBLING) 619 00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:06,296 Mjolnir? 620 00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:11,588 Mjolnir. 621 00:31:11,672 --> 00:31:13,797 (HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS) 622 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,880 (SLOW-MOTIONED) You're back! 623 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,588 -(WHOOSHES) -(MUSIC STOPS) 624 00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:23,463 Mjolnir! 625 00:31:25,255 --> 00:31:27,672 (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING) 626 00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:36,547 (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 627 00:31:51,296 --> 00:31:52,296 Excuse me. 628 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,255 Hello. That's my hammer you've got there. 629 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,088 And that's my look. 630 00:31:57,171 --> 00:31:58,547 -(CREATURE SNARLS) -(GRUNTS) 631 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,880 Hey! 632 00:32:08,213 --> 00:32:09,380 Enough tomfoolery. 633 00:32:09,547 --> 00:32:11,714 Why don't you take off that mask and reveal yourself? 634 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,880 Come on. 635 00:32:14,797 --> 00:32:15,797 Hey. 636 00:32:16,422 --> 00:32:17,588 (INCREDULOUSLY) Jane? 637 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:26,130 KORG: Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. 638 00:32:26,213 --> 00:32:27,797 (OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA PLAYING) 639 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,880 He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. 640 00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:35,547 And although they were from different worlds, 641 00:32:37,338 --> 00:32:39,046 somehow, it just made sense. 642 00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,338 THOR: Whoo! Ha-ha! 643 00:32:40,422 --> 00:32:41,880 KORG: And together they embarked 644 00:32:41,964 --> 00:32:43,880 on a journey of love. 645 00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:48,338 (LAUGHS PROUDLY) 646 00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:49,463 (JANE SNICKERS) 647 00:32:49,547 --> 00:32:51,922 Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior... 648 00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:53,964 -(JANE GASPS) -(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING) 649 00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:57,088 And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. 650 00:32:58,380 --> 00:32:59,922 And as time passed, 651 00:33:00,005 --> 00:33:02,630 their love grew deeper and deeper. 652 00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:04,505 (LAUGHING) 653 00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:07,755 She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? 654 00:33:09,213 --> 00:33:10,338 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 655 00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:13,714 I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. 656 00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:17,338 I love you too, buddy. 657 00:33:18,922 --> 00:33:22,547 KORG: And love that deep has a way of becoming magical. 658 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,422 (HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) 659 00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:28,338 Thor set his sights toward a future 660 00:33:28,422 --> 00:33:30,547 and all it might hold. 661 00:33:31,046 --> 00:33:33,338 (OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA CONTINUES) 662 00:33:34,422 --> 00:33:36,880 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, 663 00:33:36,964 --> 00:33:38,964 the more he feared losing that life. 664 00:33:39,463 --> 00:33:41,797 And although Jane didn't want to admit it, 665 00:33:41,964 --> 00:33:44,296 she was scared of loss as well. 666 00:33:47,755 --> 00:33:50,046 And so, they built walls between them. 667 00:33:50,922 --> 00:33:52,964 Thor got busy saving humanity. 668 00:33:53,672 --> 00:33:54,755 THOR: Heimdall! 669 00:33:55,046 --> 00:33:56,046 (WHOOSHING) 670 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:58,422 KORG: And Jane got busy doing the same. 671 00:33:59,255 --> 00:34:00,714 Real busy. 672 00:34:00,797 --> 00:34:03,755 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew 673 00:34:03,839 --> 00:34:05,922 until it became too wide to bear. 674 00:34:06,005 --> 00:34:07,338 (WHOOSHING) 675 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,255 KORG: Something had to give. 676 00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:17,005 I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay? 677 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,213 And I have to stay up all night 678 00:34:18,296 --> 00:34:20,463 -and clean all of this up. -There's two plates! 679 00:34:20,547 --> 00:34:21,547 It's two plates and two forks! 680 00:34:21,922 --> 00:34:23,922 (WHOOSHING) 681 00:34:25,839 --> 00:34:27,922 KORG: And then, one night, it did give. 682 00:34:29,505 --> 00:34:31,130 Jane wrote a note. 683 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,380 And Thor read that note. 684 00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:38,797 And their legend suddenly became myth. 685 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,296 (SONG FADES) 686 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,255 Or so they thought. 687 00:34:44,839 --> 00:34:46,880 -(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) -You okay? 688 00:34:47,046 --> 00:34:49,880 Yeah... (CHUCKLES) it's a little, uh, hot in... 689 00:34:49,964 --> 00:34:52,005 -(EARS RINGING) -(PANTING) Startin' to feel... 690 00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:55,046 It's claustrophobic with the helmet. 691 00:34:55,964 --> 00:34:58,213 -(GRUNTS, PANTS) -(RINGING STOPS) 692 00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:00,338 How? 693 00:35:00,547 --> 00:35:01,839 -Uh... (GRUNTS) -(CREATURE SNARLS) 694 00:35:02,422 --> 00:35:04,714 (GRUNTING) Can we talk about this later? 695 00:35:05,255 --> 00:35:06,255 Yeah, sure. 696 00:35:06,422 --> 00:35:07,630 Great seeing you. 697 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,296 (WHOOSHING) 698 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,505 What? 699 00:35:12,505 --> 00:35:14,922 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 700 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,130 VOICE: Kill all the gods. 701 00:35:19,213 --> 00:35:20,630 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 702 00:35:29,255 --> 00:35:30,380 (CREATURE SNARLS) 703 00:35:34,547 --> 00:35:36,839 (SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES) 704 00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:39,547 (GRUNTS) 705 00:35:43,588 --> 00:35:46,130 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 706 00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:48,588 (GORR GROANS) 707 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:50,880 (GRUNTS) 708 00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,588 Hey. Is that the Necrosword? 709 00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:02,046 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories. 710 00:36:02,422 --> 00:36:05,130 Then you know this is going to hurt. 711 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,880 (SCOFFS) Pain. 712 00:36:07,088 --> 00:36:09,463 What is pain but a construct invented by the weak? 713 00:36:09,547 --> 00:36:10,880 Okay, that's very sharp! 714 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:12,338 (GRUNTING) 715 00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,171 Ready? 716 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:25,088 Don't touch my things. 717 00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:26,672 (BOTH GRUNT) 718 00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:28,880 (GORR CHOKING) 719 00:36:33,588 --> 00:36:35,588 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 720 00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:47,588 (GRUNTS) 721 00:36:51,422 --> 00:36:53,880 Yeah, you better run, you coward. (CHUCKLES) 722 00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:56,130 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 723 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,839 (CREATURE GROWLING SOFTLY) 724 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,380 -(CREATURE GROWLS) -(SCREAMING) 725 00:37:13,046 --> 00:37:15,422 The children. They're taking the children! 726 00:37:15,672 --> 00:37:17,130 -(SCREAMS) -Mommy! 727 00:37:17,213 --> 00:37:18,505 (CLAMORING) 728 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,422 Mom! 729 00:37:21,922 --> 00:37:23,797 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 730 00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:29,755 (SCREAMING STOPS) 731 00:37:44,213 --> 00:37:46,672 Shadow monsters. Disgusting. 732 00:37:50,338 --> 00:37:52,588 Flew around the world twice. Nothing. 733 00:37:52,755 --> 00:37:55,505 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them. (SCOFFS) 734 00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:57,338 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 735 00:37:58,547 --> 00:38:00,505 -Quite a reunion, huh? -Eh, you're telling me. 736 00:38:00,672 --> 00:38:02,505 What's it been? Like, three, four years? 737 00:38:02,797 --> 00:38:04,964 Eight years, seven months, and six days. 738 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:06,338 I haven't forgotten 739 00:38:06,505 --> 00:38:07,672 the last time I saw you, 740 00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:09,547 or didn't see you, because you left. (CHUCKLES) 741 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,380 It's kind of an oversimplification 742 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:12,630 to say that I left. 743 00:38:12,797 --> 00:38:14,922 Ah, no, you left. You did. 744 00:38:15,088 --> 00:38:16,922 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter. 745 00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:19,046 I should know, I was there. (CHUCKLES) 746 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,296 -You weren't there... -I was. 747 00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:21,755 ...actually, hence the note. 748 00:38:23,422 --> 00:38:25,255 (CHUCKLES) And if you weren't there to see me leave, 749 00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,088 then maybe it was you that left. 750 00:38:28,046 --> 00:38:29,797 -Fair point. Hmm. -Uh... 751 00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:31,338 Not that it matters. 752 00:38:31,422 --> 00:38:32,547 Like, who's keeping track, right? 753 00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:34,088 (CHUCKLING) No, yeah. 754 00:38:34,171 --> 00:38:36,588 I suppose we both left and both got left. (CHUCKLES) 755 00:38:36,672 --> 00:38:37,797 Now you're leaving again. 756 00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:41,130 VALKYRIE: Miek, we need detailed accounts 757 00:38:41,213 --> 00:38:42,296 from all the witnesses. 758 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:43,463 Darryl, get me all the names 759 00:38:43,547 --> 00:38:44,630 of the children who have been lost. 760 00:38:45,255 --> 00:38:46,672 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, 761 00:38:46,755 --> 00:38:47,755 and I don't know where she is. 762 00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:49,255 And she'll be found. 763 00:38:49,547 --> 00:38:50,755 Guys, they're bleeding. 764 00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:52,255 Get them to the infirmary. Now! 765 00:38:52,338 --> 00:38:53,338 Darryl! 766 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:55,338 Majesty, should we start working 767 00:38:55,422 --> 00:38:57,338 on a performance of this entire debacle? 768 00:38:57,505 --> 00:38:59,005 The people need entertainment. 769 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,880 Particularly now, in times of crisis. 770 00:39:01,046 --> 00:39:02,505 Particularly. 771 00:39:02,588 --> 00:39:04,463 (PEOPLE PLEADING) 772 00:39:04,547 --> 00:39:05,797 I did not hear a, "No." 773 00:39:06,255 --> 00:39:07,463 Nor did I. 774 00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:08,755 -Asgard. Night. -Yes! 775 00:39:08,922 --> 00:39:10,130 We open on some sleeping children. 776 00:39:12,171 --> 00:39:13,880 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 777 00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,422 So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it? 778 00:39:16,964 --> 00:39:18,130 The old ex-girlfriend. 779 00:39:18,296 --> 00:39:19,338 Jodie Foster. 780 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:20,547 Jane Foster. 781 00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:21,880 The one that got away. 782 00:39:22,338 --> 00:39:23,547 THOR: The one that got away. 783 00:39:23,672 --> 00:39:24,714 That means escaped. 784 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,463 Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. 785 00:39:26,922 --> 00:39:28,755 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend 786 00:39:28,839 --> 00:39:30,422 and your ex-hammer hangin' out, 787 00:39:30,505 --> 00:39:31,922 and getting on so well. 788 00:39:36,171 --> 00:39:37,422 What you up to, bro? 789 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,463 (SOFTLY) Come on. 790 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,296 Come to daddy. 791 00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:44,296 (CLICKS TONGUE) Come on. Mjolnir. 792 00:39:45,964 --> 00:39:48,672 Hey! There you are. 793 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:49,755 Hey. 794 00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:50,922 WOMAN: Do you know what I think we should do? 795 00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:52,714 -I was just calling you. -WOMAN: Start an army! 796 00:39:52,797 --> 00:39:54,672 With what? Half our soldiers are dead! 797 00:39:54,755 --> 00:39:56,338 Half our soldiers are always dead! 798 00:39:56,422 --> 00:39:58,463 -Where are the children? -Everyone, please go home. 799 00:39:58,547 --> 00:39:59,588 I promise you we'll have news soon. 800 00:39:59,755 --> 00:40:01,088 Someone needs to tell us what happened. 801 00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,714 VALKYRIE: We shall find them. 802 00:40:02,797 --> 00:40:04,630 (CLAMORING CONTINUES) 803 00:40:04,714 --> 00:40:06,046 -I just don't understand. -MAN: You know what? 804 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:07,422 This is all our fault. 805 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:08,714 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -MAN 2: Stop it! 806 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:09,880 Asgard! 807 00:40:09,964 --> 00:40:11,422 (COMMOTION STOPS) 808 00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:17,880 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) 809 00:40:19,005 --> 00:40:21,797 My friends, we must not quarrel. 810 00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:25,213 In times like this, we need to unite, come together. 811 00:40:25,964 --> 00:40:27,797 I see what's happening here. 812 00:40:28,463 --> 00:40:30,672 -You're afraid. Hmm? -(SOFT SQUEAKING) 813 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,338 Scared. 814 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:34,672 Afraid. 815 00:40:34,964 --> 00:40:35,964 Anxious. 816 00:40:36,547 --> 00:40:37,714 (SQUEAKING CONTINUES) 817 00:40:37,797 --> 00:40:38,797 If we are to find the children, 818 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,630 we must first look within ourselves. 819 00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:43,880 I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard 820 00:40:43,964 --> 00:40:45,255 to give a rousing speech 821 00:40:45,338 --> 00:40:46,463 with the (MIMICS SQUEAKING) noise. 822 00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:48,046 -What are you doing? -She's taking minutes. 823 00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:49,463 Oh, precious minutes we don't have. 824 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,588 -(WHINES) -You want the kids back? 825 00:40:52,672 --> 00:40:54,338 I'll be back in a minute. 826 00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:56,588 You can write that down, Miek. 827 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,338 -(MARKER SQUEAKING) -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 828 00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:00,672 -(GRUNTS) -VALKYRIE: No! 829 00:41:01,588 --> 00:41:03,005 (ALL EXCLAIM) 830 00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:05,463 (RUMBLING) 831 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:07,213 (THOR GRUNTS) 832 00:41:09,463 --> 00:41:11,046 THOR: Stormbreaker, what are you doing? 833 00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:12,422 Is this about Mjolnir? 834 00:41:12,755 --> 00:41:14,213 Everyone, out! 835 00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:16,005 (SIGHS ANGRILY) 836 00:41:16,088 --> 00:41:17,922 -(SIZZLING) -Didn't find them. 837 00:41:18,005 --> 00:41:19,130 Oh, bae, your cape's on fire. 838 00:41:19,213 --> 00:41:20,255 It's fine. It'll grow back. 839 00:41:20,338 --> 00:41:21,755 I'm invoicing you for this. 840 00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:22,839 Listen. 841 00:41:22,922 --> 00:41:24,046 What do we know about this guy? 842 00:41:24,213 --> 00:41:25,463 He travels through shadows. 843 00:41:25,547 --> 00:41:26,964 And he creates monsters with them. 844 00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:28,672 Absolutely freaky monsters. 845 00:41:28,839 --> 00:41:30,797 He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that? 846 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,338 Because he almost speared me in the face with it. 847 00:41:32,422 --> 00:41:33,463 What's a Necrosword? 848 00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:34,839 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed 849 00:41:34,922 --> 00:41:36,463 through hands since the dawn of time. 850 00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:38,755 It has the ability to slay gods, 851 00:41:38,839 --> 00:41:40,422 but it slowly corrupts and kills 852 00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:42,046 whoever wields it, which means... 853 00:41:42,213 --> 00:41:43,588 Oh, so, it infected him. 854 00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:45,171 It's infecting him. Yes. It must be. 855 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:47,964 VALKYRIE: So basically, we're up against a cursed, 856 00:41:48,046 --> 00:41:49,839 shadow-zombie kidnapper. 857 00:41:50,213 --> 00:41:51,630 Awesome. When do we leave? 858 00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:53,171 -(WHOOSHING) -BOY: Thor. 859 00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:54,630 Can you see me? 860 00:41:54,797 --> 00:41:55,964 Uh, floating head alert. 861 00:41:56,130 --> 00:41:57,964 It's Astrid. Heimdall's son. 862 00:41:58,130 --> 00:41:59,755 Astrid, are you okay? 863 00:41:59,922 --> 00:42:01,922 I no longer go by the name Astrid. 864 00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:04,046 I'm now known as Axl. 865 00:42:04,213 --> 00:42:06,422 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth. 866 00:42:06,505 --> 00:42:07,755 -KORG: G N' R. -THOR: Astrid, 867 00:42:07,839 --> 00:42:09,839 your father gave you a very tough Viking name 868 00:42:09,922 --> 00:42:11,422 and I intend to honor his wishes. 869 00:42:11,588 --> 00:42:12,672 -Axl. -Astrid. 870 00:42:12,755 --> 00:42:13,964 -I said Axl. -Astrid. 871 00:42:14,046 --> 00:42:15,171 -Axl! -It's asshole. 872 00:42:15,255 --> 00:42:16,255 Now listen to him! 873 00:42:16,338 --> 00:42:18,922 All right, fine, Axl. Where are you? 874 00:42:19,088 --> 00:42:22,338 I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet. 875 00:42:22,463 --> 00:42:23,880 Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you. 876 00:42:23,964 --> 00:42:26,505 I need you to focus and hold out your hand. 877 00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:29,088 Okay, good. Now focus. 878 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,380 Close your eyes. 879 00:42:30,463 --> 00:42:32,338 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 880 00:42:33,338 --> 00:42:34,797 (DEEP RUMBLING) 881 00:42:35,338 --> 00:42:37,422 CHILDREN: (GASP) Thor! 882 00:42:38,171 --> 00:42:39,296 (PANTS) 883 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:40,672 Hey, how's it going, kids? 884 00:42:40,839 --> 00:42:42,672 "How's it going"? Look where we are. 885 00:42:42,839 --> 00:42:44,755 We're in a cage made of spikes. 886 00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:47,046 Yes, right. Not good. Yeah. 887 00:42:47,213 --> 00:42:48,296 Are you gonna do something? 888 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,964 Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now. 889 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,130 I'm the vision ghost. Look. 890 00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,463 (WHOOSHES) 891 00:42:53,547 --> 00:42:55,213 -See? -What will happen to us? 892 00:42:55,505 --> 00:42:56,797 (SIGHS) Who can tell? 893 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,922 I mean, this is a very, very bad situation. 894 00:42:59,088 --> 00:43:01,505 You know, the good news is you're Asgardians. 895 00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:03,714 So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla. 896 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,088 Oh, my God. Go away. 897 00:43:05,255 --> 00:43:06,964 -Wait, wait. Listen. -(RUMBLING) 898 00:43:07,046 --> 00:43:08,422 (ALL WHIMPERING) 899 00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:09,880 Okay. It's all right, children. 900 00:43:09,964 --> 00:43:11,380 Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay. 901 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,922 Listen, I've got a plan, okay? 902 00:43:13,005 --> 00:43:14,839 I'm putting together a really, really good team. 903 00:43:14,922 --> 00:43:18,630 We've got, um, Uncle Korg, uh, King Valkyrie, 904 00:43:18,714 --> 00:43:20,880 um, my ex-girlfriend, Jane, 905 00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:23,171 which is a whole other story I won't bore you with, okay? 906 00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:25,380 But it is a top-notch team, 907 00:43:25,463 --> 00:43:27,422 and we're gonna have you home before you know it. 908 00:43:27,588 --> 00:43:28,714 Yeah. 909 00:43:28,797 --> 00:43:30,797 (ATMOSPHERIC RUMBLING) 910 00:43:31,964 --> 00:43:34,380 (SOFT OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 911 00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:37,171 I know where you are. 912 00:43:40,296 --> 00:43:41,547 I'm gonna get you out of here. 913 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:42,880 I'm scared. 914 00:43:42,964 --> 00:43:45,046 -We all are. -(CHILD WHIMPERS) 915 00:43:45,130 --> 00:43:47,422 ALL: Thor! Thor! Save us. 916 00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:50,922 (ALL CONTINUE PLEADING) 917 00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,296 Get me out of here. You take care, okay? 918 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,213 Take care. I'll see you soon. All right? 919 00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:55,505 Axl, get me out of here! 920 00:43:55,588 --> 00:43:56,588 (RUMBLE) 921 00:43:57,088 --> 00:43:58,130 They're in the Shadow Realm. 922 00:43:58,296 --> 00:43:59,296 How do you know? 923 00:43:59,463 --> 00:44:02,005 The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other. 924 00:44:02,171 --> 00:44:04,130 It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable. 925 00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:06,588 Well then, if it's color we need, 926 00:44:07,046 --> 00:44:08,547 let's bring the rainbow. 927 00:44:10,547 --> 00:44:12,422 "Bring the rainbow"? Is that a catchphrase or something? 928 00:44:12,588 --> 00:44:14,171 She's only been a Thor for a minute. 929 00:44:14,338 --> 00:44:15,630 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. 930 00:44:15,714 --> 00:44:16,839 But the rest of it, she needs work. 931 00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:17,922 How many catchphrases have there been? 932 00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:19,005 A lot. 933 00:44:20,714 --> 00:44:22,547 Yep. Jumped the gun. 934 00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:23,964 Hang on, he moves through shadows 935 00:44:24,046 --> 00:44:25,255 and he's going to the Shadow Realm, 936 00:44:25,338 --> 00:44:26,338 it seems like that's where 937 00:44:26,422 --> 00:44:27,463 he's going to be the most powerful. 938 00:44:27,547 --> 00:44:28,547 THOR: You're right. We can't just go 939 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:29,672 marching in there. It could be a trap. 940 00:44:29,755 --> 00:44:30,797 We'd be endangering the children. 941 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,088 -VALKYRIE: Mm. -We need reinforcements. 942 00:44:32,171 --> 00:44:33,171 We must raise an army. 943 00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:34,588 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 944 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:35,964 -I'm thinking it. -What are we thinking? 945 00:44:36,046 --> 00:44:37,422 -Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too. 946 00:44:37,505 --> 00:44:39,797 -BOTH: Omnipotence City. -KORG: Hmm! 947 00:44:40,171 --> 00:44:41,588 What's Omnipotence City? 948 00:44:41,755 --> 00:44:43,922 It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe. 949 00:44:44,088 --> 00:44:45,922 We could pull together the greatest team ever. 950 00:44:46,088 --> 00:44:48,255 We could recruit Ra, Hercules, 951 00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:49,505 Tūmatauenga. 952 00:44:49,672 --> 00:44:51,088 Quetzalcoatl, maybe. 953 00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:53,338 And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all. 954 00:44:53,505 --> 00:44:55,505 -Did you say Zeus? -Yeah, Zeus. 955 00:44:55,588 --> 00:44:57,130 Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus? 956 00:44:57,296 --> 00:44:58,630 I'm not sure if he has a second name. 957 00:44:58,714 --> 00:44:59,922 Do you think my god will be there, 958 00:45:00,005 --> 00:45:01,005 Ninny of the Nonny? 959 00:45:01,088 --> 00:45:02,088 Oh, you never know, Korg. 960 00:45:02,171 --> 00:45:03,171 But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team. 961 00:45:03,255 --> 00:45:04,255 Yes. 962 00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:06,088 -Stormbreaker. (GRUNTS) -(WHOOSHING) 963 00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,964 -(KORG GRUNTS) -All right. Calm down. Relax. 964 00:45:08,046 --> 00:45:09,380 No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling 965 00:45:09,463 --> 00:45:11,005 in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost. 966 00:45:11,088 --> 00:45:12,088 Look what just happened. 967 00:45:12,171 --> 00:45:13,672 We can't exactly go in your tiny, little, 968 00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:15,505 flying portal horse, can we? We won't all fit. 969 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,046 What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome. 970 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:18,338 Stormbreaker's awesome too. 971 00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:19,797 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit. 972 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,255 Anything that can handle space travel. 973 00:45:21,463 --> 00:45:22,672 I love it when she talks shop. 974 00:45:22,755 --> 00:45:24,046 It has the power to get us there, 975 00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:25,714 it just needs something to focus that energy 976 00:45:25,797 --> 00:45:27,755 so it's not so unpredictable. 977 00:45:27,922 --> 00:45:29,880 You know, if we had a ship, we could harness it 978 00:45:29,964 --> 00:45:31,463 and use Stormbreaker as a power source. 979 00:45:31,630 --> 00:45:33,380 -Oh, like an engine. -Like an engine. 980 00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:34,714 You need a ship? 981 00:45:35,005 --> 00:45:36,380 I've got a ship. 982 00:45:36,463 --> 00:45:38,088 (GOATS SCREAMING) 983 00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:42,088 KORG: Get rid of all those seats. 984 00:45:42,255 --> 00:45:44,296 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front. 985 00:45:44,463 --> 00:45:45,714 We leave in 15 minutes. 986 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,714 Essentials only, everyone. 987 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,755 That's essential. Mm-hmm. 988 00:45:49,839 --> 00:45:51,130 MAN: Fifteen minutes to departure! 989 00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:53,505 Well, you moved on quick, didn't you? (CHUCKLES) 990 00:45:54,672 --> 00:45:56,130 You're some piece of work. 991 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,463 -Oh, hey! (CHUCKLES) -Hey. 992 00:45:59,672 --> 00:46:01,213 Just catching up with an old friend. 993 00:46:01,296 --> 00:46:02,296 Yeah. 994 00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:04,130 I've been meaning to apologize. 995 00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:05,964 Sorta acting a little weird before. 996 00:46:06,046 --> 00:46:07,588 I just haven't really been myself lately. 997 00:46:07,755 --> 00:46:09,213 You know, kind of... 998 00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,588 Trying to figure out who I am, 999 00:46:10,672 --> 00:46:12,338 and, uh, just felt a little bit lost. 1000 00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:15,088 And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me 1001 00:46:15,255 --> 00:46:16,630 and it was kind of... (CHUCKLES) 1002 00:46:16,714 --> 00:46:18,171 It's a lot for me, too. 1003 00:46:18,672 --> 00:46:21,505 So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen? 1004 00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:25,171 I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me. 1005 00:46:25,338 --> 00:46:26,839 Ah! Did it? 1006 00:46:27,005 --> 00:46:28,672 And so I came here to investigate, 1007 00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:31,547 and its pieces started glowing and swirling, 1008 00:46:31,797 --> 00:46:32,839 -and then... -Crazy. 1009 00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:34,422 -...Thor. -Ah. 1010 00:46:34,755 --> 00:46:35,755 Well, you know what, 1011 00:46:35,839 --> 00:46:38,005 it looks good on you, it works, so... 1012 00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:42,005 Whew. (CHUCKLES) 1013 00:46:42,088 --> 00:46:43,088 Just checking. 1014 00:46:46,964 --> 00:46:48,130 JANE: (CHUCKLES) See you later. 1015 00:46:48,213 --> 00:46:50,422 MAN: Five minutes to departure! 1016 00:46:50,505 --> 00:46:52,296 (LOW METALLIC HUMMING) 1017 00:46:54,505 --> 00:46:55,672 What? 1018 00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:57,505 We were just talking. 1019 00:46:57,755 --> 00:46:58,755 (DOOR CLOSES) 1020 00:47:00,505 --> 00:47:02,672 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 1021 00:47:08,672 --> 00:47:10,964 GIRL: Mommy, don't leave me. 1022 00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:12,964 Don't be afraid. 1023 00:47:14,588 --> 00:47:16,088 Even when I'm gone, honey... 1024 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,672 You won't be alone. 1025 00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:24,380 And whatever happens... 1026 00:47:26,213 --> 00:47:27,964 never stop fighting. 1027 00:47:28,797 --> 00:47:30,338 Never stop fighting. 1028 00:47:31,296 --> 00:47:32,797 (MUSIC BUILDING UP) 1029 00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:43,630 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1030 00:47:44,422 --> 00:47:46,171 Hey. You all right? 1031 00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:48,046 -Great. (CLEARS THROAT) -Mm. 1032 00:47:49,046 --> 00:47:50,463 The sink would say otherwise. 1033 00:47:52,296 --> 00:47:53,880 You think I really should be coming? 1034 00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:55,505 I'm not getting any better. 1035 00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,380 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come. 1036 00:47:57,797 --> 00:47:59,130 Besides, what else are you gonna do? 1037 00:47:59,296 --> 00:48:00,588 You're a Viking now. 1038 00:48:00,755 --> 00:48:02,880 Means you pretty much have to die in battle, 1039 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:05,130 and it needs to be devastatingly painful. 1040 00:48:05,296 --> 00:48:06,672 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla. 1041 00:48:07,213 --> 00:48:08,422 That's my plan. 1042 00:48:08,505 --> 00:48:10,755 What about, you know, kinging and stuff? 1043 00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:13,505 I love being king. I love my people, 1044 00:48:13,588 --> 00:48:15,130 but it's all meetings and raven-mail, 1045 00:48:15,213 --> 00:48:16,839 and meetings that could've been raven-mail. 1046 00:48:17,005 --> 00:48:18,171 I miss fighting. 1047 00:48:18,338 --> 00:48:19,422 I miss my sisters. 1048 00:48:19,588 --> 00:48:21,505 Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one. 1049 00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:23,630 Okay, we should go. 1050 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,005 -(CLEARS THROAT) -You packed? 1051 00:48:25,588 --> 00:48:26,588 Are you packed? 1052 00:48:28,463 --> 00:48:29,463 Yes! 1053 00:48:29,964 --> 00:48:30,964 (GASPS) 1054 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,922 A hand grenade? 1055 00:48:33,005 --> 00:48:34,880 -No. It's a portable speaker. -(BUTTON CLICKS) 1056 00:48:34,964 --> 00:48:35,964 (FAMILY AFFAIR BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING) 1057 00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:42,463 -(TURNS OFF MUSIC) -Let's go. 1058 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:46,922 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps? 1059 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,380 I got you. 1060 00:48:49,130 --> 00:48:51,088 -(WEAPONS CLANG) -(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1061 00:48:51,171 --> 00:48:52,797 My fellow Asgardians... 1062 00:48:53,213 --> 00:48:55,088 Wish us well, for we shall travel 1063 00:48:55,171 --> 00:48:57,296 with the speed of Odin's ravens. 1064 00:48:57,588 --> 00:49:00,130 We will return with children. 1065 00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:01,463 (ASGARDIANS CHEERING) 1066 00:49:01,755 --> 00:49:03,255 Many children. 1067 00:49:03,422 --> 00:49:05,046 -And then we shall feast! -(CHEERING CONTINUES) 1068 00:49:05,130 --> 00:49:06,839 -Not on the children. -(ASGARDIANS EXCLAIM) 1069 00:49:06,922 --> 00:49:08,672 We do not do that anymore. 1070 00:49:08,839 --> 00:49:11,338 Those were dark times. Shameful times. 1071 00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:13,422 Okay, we should go. 1072 00:49:14,964 --> 00:49:18,380 -(GOATS SCREAMING) -(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1073 00:49:29,422 --> 00:49:32,046 -(METALLIC TINKLING) -(GOATS SCREAM) 1074 00:49:34,213 --> 00:49:36,630 (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) 1075 00:49:52,296 --> 00:49:53,922 -(MUSIC ENDS) -(GOATS SCREAM) 1076 00:49:55,005 --> 00:49:57,422 -(ANCIENT MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 1077 00:50:00,046 --> 00:50:01,755 So, you still rollerblading? 1078 00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:03,672 No. No. You? 1079 00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:05,005 Oh, yeah. Every weekend. 1080 00:50:05,171 --> 00:50:07,005 Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg? 1081 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,088 KORG: Skate mates for life! 1082 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,630 Hey, can I run something by you? 1083 00:50:09,714 --> 00:50:11,213 -Yeah. -So, I was thinking, 1084 00:50:11,296 --> 00:50:12,672 when we get to the bad guy, 1085 00:50:12,755 --> 00:50:14,839 what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase? 1086 00:50:15,630 --> 00:50:17,463 Like, "Eat this hammer!" Bang! 1087 00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:18,714 -(THOR CHUCKLING) -Or, like, 1088 00:50:18,797 --> 00:50:20,797 "Check out my hammer." Boom! 1089 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,547 Like, what about, um... 1090 00:50:22,714 --> 00:50:24,588 No... I'm workshopping it. 1091 00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:27,088 No, they are all really good. Mine is, uh, 1092 00:50:27,255 --> 00:50:29,005 "This ends here and now." 1093 00:50:29,171 --> 00:50:30,338 Oh, that's such a good one. 1094 00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:31,755 Took me a long time to perfect it. 1095 00:50:31,839 --> 00:50:33,171 You'll get there. You just need to practice. 1096 00:50:33,255 --> 00:50:34,672 Just my first bad guy. 1097 00:50:34,839 --> 00:50:36,130 You never forget your first. 1098 00:50:39,505 --> 00:50:40,505 Yeah. 1099 00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:42,463 So, you got a girlfriend? 1100 00:50:43,130 --> 00:50:44,672 Oh... No, no. (CHUCKLES) 1101 00:50:44,755 --> 00:50:46,630 Too busy, don't have time, you know? 1102 00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:49,088 Just the work and everything. 1103 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,255 Cool. Gonna check this place out. 1104 00:50:51,714 --> 00:50:54,130 (WHOOSHING AND CRACKLING) 1105 00:50:54,213 --> 00:50:55,714 Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES) 1106 00:50:55,797 --> 00:50:56,797 So cool. 1107 00:50:56,964 --> 00:50:57,964 -Who's so cool? -Huh? 1108 00:50:58,130 --> 00:50:59,588 The buildings are cool. 1109 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,505 -What's happening there? -Where? 1110 00:51:01,672 --> 00:51:04,130 Am I, uh, sensing feelings? 1111 00:51:04,213 --> 00:51:05,213 (SNORTS) Feelings? 1112 00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:06,505 -What, for Jane? -Mm-hmm. 1113 00:51:06,588 --> 00:51:08,046 No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings. 1114 00:51:08,213 --> 00:51:09,964 The last time we had feelings were 1115 00:51:10,046 --> 00:51:11,797 long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you... 1116 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,338 -Maybe you have feelings. -Right. 1117 00:51:13,422 --> 00:51:15,130 Oh... (CHUCKLES) Mate, relax. 1118 00:51:15,213 --> 00:51:16,380 -I don't know. -We're on the same team. 1119 00:51:16,547 --> 00:51:18,922 Know exactly what team we're on, okay? 1120 00:51:19,088 --> 00:51:20,463 Team Jane. 1121 00:51:20,797 --> 00:51:21,964 (LAUGHS) 1122 00:51:22,046 --> 00:51:23,338 (SOFTLY) Um... 1123 00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:27,255 AXL: Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back. 1124 00:51:27,797 --> 00:51:29,422 -CHILD: Yeah. -Like when Hela stole his hammer, 1125 00:51:29,505 --> 00:51:30,714 he went and built an axe which was forged 1126 00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:32,255 in the heart of a dying star. 1127 00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,338 (CHILDREN GASP AND EXCLAIM) 1128 00:51:35,505 --> 00:51:38,046 And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head. 1129 00:51:38,422 --> 00:51:39,463 (CHILDREN EXCLAIM) 1130 00:51:39,547 --> 00:51:41,171 (CHUCKLING) That's a good one. 1131 00:51:41,255 --> 00:51:43,255 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1132 00:51:44,547 --> 00:51:46,797 What a neat story! 1133 00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:51,922 Ah, with all this talk about chopping off heads, 1134 00:51:52,088 --> 00:51:53,422 I wanna have a go. 1135 00:51:54,255 --> 00:51:55,672 -What's this? -(CHILDREN WHIMPER) 1136 00:51:55,755 --> 00:51:56,755 Oh. 1137 00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:58,839 (CHUCKLING) 1138 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,505 Aw! 1139 00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:03,130 -This is Octy. Hello, Octy. -(HISSING) 1140 00:52:03,463 --> 00:52:05,380 -How are you? -(GIRL WHIMPERS) 1141 00:52:05,463 --> 00:52:07,422 (IN FALSETTO) You know what Octy loves? 1142 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,880 (IN DEEP VOICE) Having his head ripped off! 1143 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,672 -(BONES SNAP) -(CHILDREN SCREAMING, CRYING) 1144 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,463 What? You liked it a second ago. 1145 00:52:17,714 --> 00:52:19,046 (IN FALSETTO) All right, all right, all right. 1146 00:52:19,338 --> 00:52:20,338 Octy's gone. 1147 00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:23,088 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1148 00:52:24,296 --> 00:52:26,088 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Come on. (SHUSHING) 1149 00:52:26,171 --> 00:52:27,338 I'm scared. 1150 00:52:27,422 --> 00:52:29,171 Aw, look at you. 1151 00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:33,338 I knew a little girl just like you. 1152 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,505 And she was brave, and she was smart... 1153 00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:42,797 and funny and she liked to draw. 1154 00:52:43,213 --> 00:52:44,630 (CHILDREN WHIMPERING) 1155 00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:47,296 Let me ask you a question 1156 00:52:48,839 --> 00:52:50,088 about gods. 1157 00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:52,672 They're meant to protect you, right? 1158 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,672 Well, where are they? 1159 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:57,547 -Thor is on his way. -CHILDREN: Yeah! 1160 00:52:57,714 --> 00:53:00,380 Yes. I'm counting on that. 1161 00:53:01,005 --> 00:53:03,171 That's why you're here. 1162 00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:07,588 THOR: It's invitation only, 1163 00:53:07,672 --> 00:53:09,505 so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in. 1164 00:53:09,588 --> 00:53:12,171 Luckily, disguises are my specialty. 1165 00:53:12,922 --> 00:53:13,964 Greek philosopher? 1166 00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:15,588 Got us these. 1167 00:53:16,171 --> 00:53:17,171 THOR: What are those? 1168 00:53:17,338 --> 00:53:18,338 Actual disguises. 1169 00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:21,213 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods. 1170 00:53:21,588 --> 00:53:25,046 Every color signifies a different emotion. 1171 00:53:25,588 --> 00:53:26,922 Where are the emotion gods? 1172 00:53:27,005 --> 00:53:28,547 Mm. Don't ask. 1173 00:53:30,213 --> 00:53:31,839 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1174 00:53:31,922 --> 00:53:33,130 Holy shit. 1175 00:53:42,213 --> 00:53:44,130 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids. 1176 00:53:44,296 --> 00:53:46,338 This is where the most powerful creator gods 1177 00:53:46,422 --> 00:53:47,505 in the universe hang out. 1178 00:53:48,672 --> 00:53:50,046 (DRAGON GRUNTS) 1179 00:53:50,422 --> 00:53:52,922 VALKYRIE: There's the god of magic, 1180 00:53:53,005 --> 00:53:54,255 the god of dreams, 1181 00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:55,422 the god of carpentry. 1182 00:53:55,505 --> 00:53:56,880 (GASPS) Look at that one. 1183 00:53:57,046 --> 00:53:58,588 Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings. 1184 00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:00,880 -Psst. Hey, Bao! -BAO: (GIGGLES) Bao. 1185 00:54:00,964 --> 00:54:02,046 Look up there, guys! 1186 00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:04,005 That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny. 1187 00:54:04,588 --> 00:54:06,296 Hey, Ninny Nonny! 1188 00:54:10,088 --> 00:54:12,255 (FANFARE PLAYING) 1189 00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:16,171 (RUMBLING AND CRACKLING) 1190 00:54:16,588 --> 00:54:19,380 GODS: (CHANTING) Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1191 00:54:19,547 --> 00:54:22,130 -(FANFARE STOPS) -Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1192 00:54:22,422 --> 00:54:24,797 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1193 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,088 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1194 00:54:27,171 --> 00:54:29,755 -(FANFARE RESUMES) -(THUNDER RUMBLING) 1195 00:54:29,839 --> 00:54:31,714 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1196 00:54:31,797 --> 00:54:34,213 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1197 00:54:34,296 --> 00:54:36,463 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1198 00:54:36,547 --> 00:54:38,630 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1199 00:54:38,714 --> 00:54:40,714 -Zeus! Zeus! -(ELECTRICITY SURGES) 1200 00:54:40,797 --> 00:54:43,213 -(FANFARE STOPS) -(GODS CHEERING) 1201 00:54:46,964 --> 00:54:48,714 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1202 00:54:48,797 --> 00:54:49,922 Yes. 1203 00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,588 I am Zeus! 1204 00:54:53,755 --> 00:54:54,964 Yassas! 1205 00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:58,338 Oh, there he is! 1206 00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:00,422 The man, the myth, the legend. 1207 00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:01,797 Oh, I don't know if you know this, 1208 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,046 but I base a lot of what I do on this guy. 1209 00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:05,922 He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder. 1210 00:55:06,005 --> 00:55:08,130 -Huge source of inspiration. -That's really good. 1211 00:55:08,213 --> 00:55:10,714 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army. 1212 00:55:10,797 --> 00:55:12,714 -Ah. -Um, how do we get up there? 1213 00:55:12,797 --> 00:55:14,296 Do we just, like, fly? 1214 00:55:14,463 --> 00:55:15,880 No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance. 1215 00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,588 He's famous for his entrances. 1216 00:55:17,755 --> 00:55:19,547 GODS: (CHANTING) Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! 1217 00:55:20,171 --> 00:55:22,255 -Yes! -(GODS CHEERING) 1218 00:55:22,338 --> 00:55:23,797 (BLASTS) 1219 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,255 ZEUS: Zeus! 1220 00:55:27,505 --> 00:55:29,922 -(WHOOSHING) -(THOR EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY) 1221 00:55:30,005 --> 00:55:32,005 (FANFARE PLAYING) 1222 00:55:34,588 --> 00:55:36,714 -Yes! Thunderbolt! -(GODS CHEERING) 1223 00:55:39,213 --> 00:55:41,922 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1224 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,380 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1225 00:55:44,463 --> 00:55:45,463 Order. 1226 00:55:46,046 --> 00:55:47,130 Order! 1227 00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:51,422 -Silence! Silence! -(CHEERING AND MUSIC STOP) 1228 00:55:53,213 --> 00:55:55,338 (PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC) 1229 00:55:55,672 --> 00:55:57,505 I hereby open 1230 00:55:58,171 --> 00:56:01,380 this holy council of the god. 1231 00:56:01,964 --> 00:56:04,880 Where we have many, many serious matter 1232 00:56:04,964 --> 00:56:06,338 to be talk about. 1233 00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:07,880 Such as, 1234 00:56:08,797 --> 00:56:10,964 where are we going to hold this year's orgy? 1235 00:56:11,046 --> 00:56:13,088 -(GODS CHEERING) -Is this guy for real? 1236 00:56:13,171 --> 00:56:14,338 Honestly, I'm not mad at it. 1237 00:56:14,422 --> 00:56:16,005 Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay? 1238 00:56:16,088 --> 00:56:17,714 -(SHUSHES) -Sorry. 1239 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,130 So now we're going to announce the winner 1240 00:56:19,213 --> 00:56:22,088 of the, "Most human souls 1241 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:24,296 "sacrificed in the name of a god." 1242 00:56:24,630 --> 00:56:26,046 Okay, maybe he's not that great. 1243 00:56:26,130 --> 00:56:27,463 Oh, no, not good. 1244 00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:29,422 No, I don't think it's gonna get any better than this. 1245 00:56:29,505 --> 00:56:30,922 Look, these gods aren't gonna help. 1246 00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,088 But that thunderbolt, 1247 00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:33,547 -I think that might be of use. -(ZEUS EXCLAIMS) 1248 00:56:33,630 --> 00:56:35,630 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left. 1249 00:56:35,714 --> 00:56:36,797 -(GODS LAUGH AND CHEER) -We bum-rush him, 1250 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,171 take the bolt, ding-dong. 1251 00:56:38,255 --> 00:56:39,296 All right, let's go get it! 1252 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,547 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! 1253 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,380 There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing. 1254 00:56:42,463 --> 00:56:43,922 Especially not Zeus' bum. 1255 00:56:44,088 --> 00:56:45,547 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him. 1256 00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:46,672 The time is right now. 1257 00:56:46,755 --> 00:56:47,755 Time is not right now. 1258 00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:49,130 ZEUS: Who is talking? 1259 00:56:49,296 --> 00:56:50,380 Who is talking? 1260 00:56:50,463 --> 00:56:51,880 -These guys. -Korg, shut up. 1261 00:56:51,964 --> 00:56:54,380 Do you have something to say to the group? 1262 00:56:54,755 --> 00:56:55,755 Sorry. 1263 00:56:55,922 --> 00:56:58,672 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast. 1264 00:56:58,839 --> 00:57:00,296 Literally, heads will roll. 1265 00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,380 (WHISPERS) Who are you two? 1266 00:57:03,255 --> 00:57:04,672 Hello. (CHUCKLES) 1267 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,171 Uh, let me be the first to say 1268 00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:07,422 it is an honor and a privilege to be... 1269 00:57:07,505 --> 00:57:08,672 No, I can't hear you. 1270 00:57:08,839 --> 00:57:10,171 Why don't you take the stage? 1271 00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:12,213 The stage down there? 1272 00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:14,255 Well, yes. You see the area 1273 00:57:14,338 --> 00:57:16,630 that looks very much like a stage? 1274 00:57:16,714 --> 00:57:18,088 (GODS LAUGHING) 1275 00:57:18,171 --> 00:57:19,171 Got ya. 1276 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:22,130 (VALKYRIE MOUTHING) 1277 00:57:26,255 --> 00:57:27,755 THOR: (GRUNTING) Coming through. 1278 00:57:28,547 --> 00:57:29,797 Oops. Sorry. 1279 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:30,964 KORG: Good luck, bro. 1280 00:57:38,797 --> 00:57:40,088 Mighty Zeus! 1281 00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,797 (CHUCKLES) Wow! 1282 00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:43,964 Gods of the universe, 1283 00:57:44,463 --> 00:57:46,380 I come here to ask for your help, 1284 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,714 to raise an army. 1285 00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:49,755 There's a maniac called the God Butcher 1286 00:57:49,839 --> 00:57:51,005 who seeks to end us all. 1287 00:57:51,171 --> 00:57:52,672 His destruction is everywhere. 1288 00:57:52,839 --> 00:57:54,839 Entire planets, realms 1289 00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:56,547 have been left completely unprotected. 1290 00:57:56,630 --> 00:57:58,755 He's left nothing but chaos in his wake. 1291 00:57:59,171 --> 00:58:00,714 But I know where he is, 1292 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,130 and with your help, 1293 00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:05,005 we can crush him before he kills anyone else. 1294 00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:06,839 -(GODS MURMURING) -ZEUS: That guy, 1295 00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:09,880 he killed a couple of low-level god. 1296 00:58:09,964 --> 00:58:11,213 Eh. Boo-hoo. 1297 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:12,714 If that's all, 1298 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,005 -pretty boy... -(GODS LAUGH) 1299 00:58:14,088 --> 00:58:15,922 ...you go back to your seat and you be quiet. 1300 00:58:16,088 --> 00:58:17,880 Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear 1301 00:58:17,964 --> 00:58:19,088 any of what I just said? 1302 00:58:19,171 --> 00:58:21,255 He's... He's murdering en masse. 1303 00:58:21,422 --> 00:58:23,505 I tell you one time, 1304 00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:24,672 now, you shut up. 1305 00:58:24,839 --> 00:58:25,839 You be quiet. 1306 00:58:25,922 --> 00:58:28,630 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy. 1307 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,088 Zeus, we must do something. 1308 00:58:31,255 --> 00:58:33,046 You cannot come to the orgy! 1309 00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:35,130 -You have to listen to us! -ZEUS: That's it! 1310 00:58:35,630 --> 00:58:36,672 Shackle! 1311 00:58:39,213 --> 00:58:40,839 Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me. 1312 00:58:40,922 --> 00:58:42,171 -We go on my signal. -Mm-hmm. 1313 00:58:42,255 --> 00:58:43,255 What is the signal? 1314 00:58:43,338 --> 00:58:44,797 -It'll be, "Go." -KORG: Hmm. 1315 00:58:48,588 --> 00:58:49,880 ZEUS: Let's see who you are. 1316 00:58:50,046 --> 00:58:51,630 I take off your disguise. 1317 00:58:51,755 --> 00:58:52,755 And flick! 1318 00:58:54,714 --> 00:58:55,964 (GODS MURMUR) 1319 00:58:57,547 --> 00:58:58,588 (HARP TRILLS) 1320 00:58:59,588 --> 00:59:00,880 -(GODS GASP) -(WOLF-WHISTLING) 1321 00:59:00,964 --> 00:59:02,630 You flicked too hard, damn it! 1322 00:59:02,797 --> 00:59:03,797 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1323 00:59:05,171 --> 00:59:07,422 Should we help him? 1324 00:59:07,588 --> 00:59:08,922 I mean, eventually. 1325 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:10,088 Grape? 1326 00:59:10,171 --> 00:59:11,964 Mm, looks like a shy courgette. 1327 00:59:12,130 --> 00:59:13,880 And what about the others? 1328 00:59:14,046 --> 00:59:15,130 We take off their disguise too. 1329 00:59:15,213 --> 00:59:16,547 Oh, no. No. Don't flick us. 1330 00:59:16,630 --> 00:59:17,714 KORG: It's cool. 1331 00:59:17,797 --> 00:59:19,296 Uh... Disguise gone! 1332 00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:20,380 Disguise off. Cool? 1333 00:59:20,463 --> 00:59:21,755 ZEUS: Asgardians. 1334 00:59:22,171 --> 00:59:24,714 I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died. 1335 00:59:26,213 --> 00:59:28,505 You are Thor, 1336 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,505 the God of Thunder. 1337 00:59:31,213 --> 00:59:34,463 But is not thunder just the sound of lightning? 1338 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,672 (GODS LAUGHING) 1339 00:59:36,755 --> 00:59:37,964 Good one, Dad. 1340 00:59:38,130 --> 00:59:39,338 THOR: Zeus, this is bigger than us. 1341 00:59:39,505 --> 00:59:41,505 He's taken Asgardian children. 1342 00:59:41,714 --> 00:59:44,964 Who do you think we are? The god police? 1343 00:59:45,839 --> 00:59:48,797 Every god watches over their own peoples. 1344 00:59:49,296 --> 00:59:51,839 Nothing more, nothing less. 1345 00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:53,672 Asgardian problems 1346 00:59:54,588 --> 00:59:57,296 are Asgardian problems. Hmm? 1347 00:59:57,380 --> 00:59:59,380 How the mighty have fallen. 1348 00:59:59,547 --> 01:00:01,714 My hero, Zeus, 1349 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,880 afraid. 1350 01:00:03,088 --> 01:00:04,588 (GODS GASP) 1351 01:00:13,171 --> 01:00:14,463 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1352 01:00:15,130 --> 01:00:17,005 (SOFTLY) Couple of thing. (CHUCKLES) 1353 01:00:17,088 --> 01:00:20,088 One, yes, I am scared. 1354 01:00:20,630 --> 01:00:22,964 Gorr has the Necrosword, 1355 01:00:23,130 --> 01:00:25,296 which means he could kill us. 1356 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,213 Not good. Two, 1357 01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:29,296 I know you're trying to do the right thing. 1358 01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:30,630 I understand. 1359 01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:33,005 But all you do is cause a panic. 1360 01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:35,130 Panic is not good. 1361 01:00:35,296 --> 01:00:36,797 We are safe here. 1362 01:00:36,964 --> 01:00:39,338 You, my friend, you are safe here. 1363 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,547 So, chill, baby cake. 1364 01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:44,255 Have some wine, have some grape. 1365 01:00:44,422 --> 01:00:45,880 Anything goes here 1366 01:00:46,046 --> 01:00:48,296 in Omnipotence City. Hmm. 1367 01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:51,505 Three, don't talk back to Zeus. 1368 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,005 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on. 1369 01:00:54,088 --> 01:00:55,088 (CHUCKLES) 1370 01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:57,088 (LOUDLY) Now I put your clothes back on! 1371 01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:58,171 Flick, flick. 1372 01:00:58,338 --> 01:00:59,714 For this is the Golden Temple 1373 01:00:59,797 --> 01:01:01,088 -of the god. -(WOMEN SIGH) 1374 01:01:01,588 --> 01:01:03,714 It's not a rudie-nudie festival. 1375 01:01:04,005 --> 01:01:05,213 -(GODS LAUGH) -If you're not gonna help us, 1376 01:01:05,296 --> 01:01:06,797 then at least let us use your weapon. 1377 01:01:07,005 --> 01:01:08,463 We need your lightning bolt. 1378 01:01:09,088 --> 01:01:11,338 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt. 1379 01:01:11,505 --> 01:01:14,714 So, I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this, 1380 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,422 that you should at least get the name right when you ask. 1381 01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:19,755 Can I borrow Thunderbolt? 1382 01:01:19,922 --> 01:01:21,755 -Thunderbolt! -(THUNDERBOLT CLANGS) 1383 01:01:21,839 --> 01:01:23,839 (GODS CHEERING) 1384 01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:29,422 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1385 01:01:29,505 --> 01:01:31,171 (ZEUS HUFFING) 1386 01:01:37,213 --> 01:01:38,296 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1387 01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:49,547 No! 1388 01:01:49,630 --> 01:01:51,338 (GODS LAUGHING) 1389 01:01:53,171 --> 01:01:54,880 Do not worry. 1390 01:01:55,547 --> 01:01:57,255 The God Butcher, 1391 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,839 he will not reach Eternity. 1392 01:02:00,171 --> 01:02:01,213 Eternity? 1393 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:03,088 What does he mean, reach Eternity? 1394 01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:08,296 Oh, shit. 1395 01:02:10,839 --> 01:02:13,755 Eternity is a very powerful being 1396 01:02:13,839 --> 01:02:15,296 at the center of the universe. 1397 01:02:16,088 --> 01:02:17,130 It will grant the desire 1398 01:02:17,213 --> 01:02:19,046 of the first person who reaches it. 1399 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:21,046 JANE: So, it's like a wishing well? 1400 01:02:21,964 --> 01:02:23,463 (SIGHS) 1401 01:02:23,547 --> 01:02:25,255 What do you think a guy called the God Butcher 1402 01:02:25,338 --> 01:02:26,380 would wish for? 1403 01:02:26,463 --> 01:02:27,672 If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, 1404 01:02:27,755 --> 01:02:29,380 that means he could wipe us out at once. 1405 01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:31,171 Zeus, we must act now. 1406 01:02:31,338 --> 01:02:33,088 He's not going to make it. 1407 01:02:33,255 --> 01:02:34,547 He doesn't have the key. 1408 01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:36,880 Is this the purpose of the gods? 1409 01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:39,714 To hide away in a golden palace like cowards? 1410 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,839 -Maybe we have lost our way. -(GODS EXCLAIM) 1411 01:02:41,922 --> 01:02:43,922 You know what? We'll stop him ourselves. 1412 01:02:44,088 --> 01:02:46,255 I am afraid I cannot allow that. 1413 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,964 This is a secret place 1414 01:02:49,130 --> 01:02:50,922 known only to the gods. 1415 01:02:51,296 --> 01:02:53,005 You know where we are. 1416 01:02:53,171 --> 01:02:56,797 The God Butcher could use you to find us. 1417 01:02:57,547 --> 01:02:58,880 This is no good. 1418 01:03:00,046 --> 01:03:01,046 So now, 1419 01:03:02,296 --> 01:03:03,797 you must stay. 1420 01:03:05,171 --> 01:03:06,171 Guards! 1421 01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:07,547 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1422 01:03:08,839 --> 01:03:09,839 VALKYRIE: Hey. 1423 01:03:10,005 --> 01:03:11,005 Can we do my plan now? 1424 01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:12,964 Yes. Rush his bum. 1425 01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:14,130 Hell, yeah! 1426 01:03:14,463 --> 01:03:16,839 (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1427 01:03:16,922 --> 01:03:18,547 Oh, you didn't say, "Go." 1428 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:21,630 (ALL GRUNTING) 1429 01:03:23,213 --> 01:03:24,505 Coming, guys! 1430 01:03:24,588 --> 01:03:27,213 (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) 1431 01:03:34,755 --> 01:03:35,755 Thor, catch! 1432 01:03:38,922 --> 01:03:39,922 Korg! 1433 01:03:59,422 --> 01:04:00,547 Val, duck! 1434 01:04:04,088 --> 01:04:05,088 (GRUNTS) 1435 01:04:06,005 --> 01:04:07,005 Korg! 1436 01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:10,213 Thor. 1437 01:04:11,255 --> 01:04:13,797 -(KORG GROANING) -Oh, no. No. Korg! 1438 01:04:14,463 --> 01:04:17,880 Thor, I'm... I'm perishing! 1439 01:04:19,046 --> 01:04:21,046 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1440 01:04:22,714 --> 01:04:23,839 Zeus! 1441 01:04:25,922 --> 01:04:27,380 You're next, Odinson! 1442 01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:32,213 (GROWLS) 1443 01:04:33,171 --> 01:04:34,171 (GASPS) 1444 01:04:35,213 --> 01:04:37,422 That's the sound of lightning. 1445 01:04:37,505 --> 01:04:39,839 -(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) -(ZEUS WHEEZING) 1446 01:04:41,547 --> 01:04:43,005 (GODS GASP) 1447 01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:45,797 No! 1448 01:04:46,338 --> 01:04:47,338 (WHISPERS) Korgi. 1449 01:04:47,422 --> 01:04:48,547 (LOUDLY) Korgi! 1450 01:04:48,714 --> 01:04:49,714 KORG: Thor. 1451 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,296 -Korgi? -KORG: I'm down here. 1452 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,505 Where? Where are you? 1453 01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:53,672 I'm gonna get you out. It's okay. 1454 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,171 -Korg. Korgi! -Here I am! 1455 01:04:55,255 --> 01:04:56,255 I didn't die! 1456 01:04:56,338 --> 01:04:58,463 Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive! 1457 01:04:58,630 --> 01:05:00,213 Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive 1458 01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:01,296 is his mouth. 1459 01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:03,672 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats. 1460 01:05:03,755 --> 01:05:04,755 I'll do my best. 1461 01:05:04,839 --> 01:05:06,171 Guard him with your life. 1462 01:05:06,338 --> 01:05:08,255 I will. Ready to go for a ride? 1463 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,588 (ALL GRUNTING) 1464 01:05:12,672 --> 01:05:13,880 Now you've got my six. 1465 01:05:14,463 --> 01:05:15,588 Eight o'clock, Val. 1466 01:05:15,922 --> 01:05:17,630 -(VALKYRIE GRUNTING) -7:48. 1467 01:05:19,046 --> 01:05:21,046 I can do this, damn it. (WHISTLES) 1468 01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:22,422 No, that's not it. (WHISTLES) No, that's not it. 1469 01:05:22,505 --> 01:05:23,588 (WHISTLES) Nope. 1470 01:05:23,672 --> 01:05:26,255 (WHISTLES) Come on, Korg, purse those lips. 1471 01:05:26,338 --> 01:05:27,797 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1472 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,171 (WHISTLES LONG, MYSTICAL NOTE) 1473 01:05:33,046 --> 01:05:35,630 (SCREAMING IN DISTANCE) 1474 01:05:37,171 --> 01:05:39,880 (SWEET CHILD O' MINE BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 1475 01:05:39,964 --> 01:05:40,964 I did it! 1476 01:05:41,296 --> 01:05:43,005 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1477 01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:02,714 (SWEET CHILD O' MINE BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES) 1478 01:06:14,046 --> 01:06:15,255 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1479 01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:21,046 THOR: And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, 1480 01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:22,547 and we flew out the window. 1481 01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:23,755 -(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING) -The end. 1482 01:06:23,839 --> 01:06:25,380 Another classic Thor adventure. 1483 01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:27,588 I can't believe you killed Zeus. 1484 01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:30,630 Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes. 1485 01:06:30,922 --> 01:06:32,296 (CHILDREN EXCLAIM) 1486 01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:33,380 But what's important 1487 01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:34,755 is we are on our way to you right now. 1488 01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:36,755 How are you guys doing? Are you okay? 1489 01:06:36,922 --> 01:06:38,505 We're all right. A little scared. 1490 01:06:38,672 --> 01:06:40,797 Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared. 1491 01:06:40,964 --> 01:06:42,547 And I'll tell you, when I was your age, 1492 01:06:42,714 --> 01:06:44,338 I don't think I would have been as brave as you. 1493 01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:45,505 Really? 1494 01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:46,672 In fact, might just be 1495 01:06:46,755 --> 01:06:48,505 the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met. 1496 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:49,880 -All of you. -(CHILDREN EXCLAIM) 1497 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,880 So I need you to keep being brave, all right? 1498 01:06:52,046 --> 01:06:54,213 And take care of each other. You're a team now. 1499 01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:55,755 Team Kids in a Cage. 1500 01:06:55,839 --> 01:06:57,338 (CHILDREN CHUCKLING) 1501 01:06:57,422 --> 01:06:58,463 Can you do that? 1502 01:06:59,088 --> 01:07:01,213 Yeah. I think we can do that. 1503 01:07:01,964 --> 01:07:02,964 I know you can. 1504 01:07:05,588 --> 01:07:07,505 -(SONG STOPS) -Right? 1505 01:07:07,922 --> 01:07:09,088 -AXL: Thor? -Yeah. 1506 01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:10,922 I'm glad I met my hero. 1507 01:07:11,088 --> 01:07:12,755 Oh, thanks, buddy. (CHUCKLES) 1508 01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:16,588 (GRUNTS) 1509 01:07:16,672 --> 01:07:18,338 How are the children? 1510 01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:19,505 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared 1511 01:07:19,588 --> 01:07:20,588 because they're kids, 1512 01:07:20,672 --> 01:07:22,046 but I told them that everything is going to plan. 1513 01:07:22,130 --> 01:07:24,088 -Oh, so you lied to them? -We still have a plan? 1514 01:07:24,171 --> 01:07:25,380 -Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan. 1515 01:07:25,463 --> 01:07:27,588 -THOR: There is a plan. -No. There's no plan. 1516 01:07:27,755 --> 01:07:29,797 We failed to raise a god army, 1517 01:07:29,964 --> 01:07:30,964 Korg is dead. 1518 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,296 -He's not dead. -KORG: I'm not dead. 1519 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:33,839 Well, he's a head. And you, 1520 01:07:33,922 --> 01:07:35,380 you got properly humiliated. 1521 01:07:35,547 --> 01:07:37,839 No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with. 1522 01:07:38,005 --> 01:07:39,588 -Jane? -I was okay with it. 1523 01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:40,880 -Korg? -I loved it. 1524 01:07:41,046 --> 01:07:42,922 The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm 1525 01:07:43,005 --> 01:07:44,296 weaker than we were before. 1526 01:07:44,463 --> 01:07:45,755 I mean, we're gonna die. 1527 01:07:45,839 --> 01:07:47,380 -No one's gonna die, okay? -Really? 1528 01:07:47,547 --> 01:07:49,797 Everything is fine. We did great back there. 1529 01:07:49,964 --> 01:07:51,880 -We killed Zeus! -You killed Zeus. 1530 01:07:51,964 --> 01:07:53,463 I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic 1531 01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:54,964 for the whole universe, 1532 01:07:55,046 --> 01:07:57,088 and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going 1533 01:07:57,171 --> 01:07:58,630 to hunt us down for the rest of our days, 1534 01:07:58,714 --> 01:08:01,213 but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon. 1535 01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:03,255 All right? This is the army right here. 1536 01:08:03,422 --> 01:08:04,922 It's sleek, it's slender, 1537 01:08:05,005 --> 01:08:06,463 it's powerful, it's beautiful... 1538 01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:07,797 (CRACKLES) 1539 01:08:08,422 --> 01:08:10,380 Ah, for you. I love it for you, Valkyrie. 1540 01:08:10,547 --> 01:08:12,130 I mean, it's not really what I'm into 1541 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,088 'cause I've got my weapon out there. 1542 01:08:14,255 --> 01:08:15,880 Can I borrow that for a second? 1543 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,171 Ah, there you are, old friend. 1544 01:08:21,588 --> 01:08:23,922 That was quite an entrance back there. 1545 01:08:24,005 --> 01:08:25,505 (CHUCKLES) 1546 01:08:25,588 --> 01:08:26,588 (SIGHS) 1547 01:08:29,755 --> 01:08:31,005 Listen, uh, 1548 01:08:31,088 --> 01:08:32,422 are we good? 1549 01:08:32,755 --> 01:08:33,755 Yeah? 1550 01:08:33,839 --> 01:08:34,839 I mean, I know it's a little weird 1551 01:08:34,922 --> 01:08:36,296 having my ex-weapon around, 1552 01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,964 but come on, Mjolnir, in the past. 1553 01:08:39,296 --> 01:08:40,714 It's you and me now, buddy. 1554 01:08:40,797 --> 01:08:42,296 You know what? 1555 01:08:42,463 --> 01:08:44,797 I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say? 1556 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,922 (METALLIC HUMMING) 1557 01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:52,005 Delicious. 1558 01:08:52,088 --> 01:08:54,380 Hmm. I'm sorry we've been fighting lately. 1559 01:08:59,005 --> 01:09:01,088 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1560 01:09:02,422 --> 01:09:03,422 JANE: Hey. 1561 01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:04,839 Oh, hey. 1562 01:09:07,588 --> 01:09:09,922 It's quite the view, huh? (CHUCKLES) 1563 01:09:10,005 --> 01:09:11,088 Yeah. Beautiful. 1564 01:09:11,171 --> 01:09:13,296 I just want to say that was very, very impressive 1565 01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:14,839 what you did back there. 1566 01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:17,380 You and Mjolnir, you know. 1567 01:09:18,797 --> 01:09:19,922 (MUTTERS) 1568 01:09:20,005 --> 01:09:21,005 Yeah. 1569 01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:25,422 -Space dolphins. -What? 1570 01:09:25,505 --> 01:09:27,797 (CLEARS THROAT) You should see some space dolphins... 1571 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,505 -What? -(DISTANT ANIMAL CALL) 1572 01:09:29,588 --> 01:09:31,255 -Oh, wow. (GASPS) -(FUMBLES) Yeah. 1573 01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:33,588 Beautiful. Wow. 1574 01:09:33,672 --> 01:09:35,130 THOR: So beautiful. So rare. 1575 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,338 Very loyal creatures. 1576 01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:39,255 They mate for life, in packs of six. 1577 01:09:39,422 --> 01:09:41,171 Just love. 1578 01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:42,714 KORG: (SINGING) With a hey ninny-nonny 1579 01:09:42,797 --> 01:09:44,296 And a fair finny-fonny 1580 01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:47,714 Ooh, brother man, you look so hot 1581 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,714 I wanna get in your rocks 1582 01:09:51,422 --> 01:09:54,255 When we get together We're gonna get it on 1583 01:09:54,422 --> 01:09:58,880 And we're all gonna make some babies, uh 1584 01:09:58,964 --> 01:10:01,130 That is the song that my dad sang 1585 01:10:01,213 --> 01:10:02,839 to my other dad when they were courting. 1586 01:10:03,005 --> 01:10:04,463 When two Kronans wanna make a baby, 1587 01:10:04,547 --> 01:10:05,922 they get together inside a mountain, 1588 01:10:06,088 --> 01:10:07,839 and they go down to a little lava pool, 1589 01:10:07,922 --> 01:10:09,588 and they hold hands over the hot lava, 1590 01:10:09,755 --> 01:10:12,005 and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart 1591 01:10:12,088 --> 01:10:13,171 and they find they've created 1592 01:10:13,255 --> 01:10:15,171 a beautiful new Kronan baby boy. 1593 01:10:15,255 --> 01:10:17,797 Mm, fascinating. And hot. (CHUCKLES) 1594 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,005 Did you ever have a special someone? 1595 01:10:19,171 --> 01:10:22,046 (CHUCKLES) I've had so many special someones. 1596 01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:24,422 But I don't know... 1597 01:10:25,505 --> 01:10:26,630 I don't know if I want that again. 1598 01:10:26,797 --> 01:10:28,296 Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle 1599 01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:29,505 and never forgave yourself? 1600 01:10:29,588 --> 01:10:30,714 And now, you're just trying 1601 01:10:30,797 --> 01:10:32,171 to find answers in the bottom of a bottle, 1602 01:10:32,338 --> 01:10:33,839 or some meaningless dalliance, 1603 01:10:33,922 --> 01:10:35,255 which only serves to numb the pain 1604 01:10:35,338 --> 01:10:36,422 instead of bringing you 1605 01:10:36,505 --> 01:10:37,964 real happiness or satisfaction? 1606 01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:41,422 -Yeah. Something like that. -Hmm. 1607 01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:43,171 (SPACE DOLPHINS CALLING) 1608 01:10:43,255 --> 01:10:46,130 Beautiful. Beautiful things. 1609 01:10:46,588 --> 01:10:48,422 (THOR BREATHING HEAVILY) 1610 01:10:50,130 --> 01:10:51,463 (SIGHS) Jane. 1611 01:10:51,922 --> 01:10:52,922 Thor. 1612 01:10:53,005 --> 01:10:54,338 I wanna feel shitty about you. 1613 01:10:54,505 --> 01:10:55,505 What? 1614 01:10:57,338 --> 01:10:58,797 (HESITATING) 1615 01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:01,714 I wanna feel shitty about something 1616 01:11:01,797 --> 01:11:03,213 and I think that's you. 1617 01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,422 Not really getting any better. 1618 01:11:04,505 --> 01:11:06,088 It's not, is it? Damn it. 1619 01:11:06,338 --> 01:11:07,630 I wanna... 1620 01:11:07,714 --> 01:11:10,380 My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty 1621 01:11:11,630 --> 01:11:13,547 from losing love than it is to never experience love 1622 01:11:13,630 --> 01:11:15,130 and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty, 1623 01:11:15,213 --> 01:11:16,338 and I think he was right, 1624 01:11:17,255 --> 01:11:19,672 which is how I've been feeling for a long time. 1625 01:11:19,839 --> 01:11:22,130 I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance 1626 01:11:22,213 --> 01:11:23,588 because of the fear of that loss, 1627 01:11:23,672 --> 01:11:24,797 but I don't wanna do that anymore. 1628 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:25,880 I don't wanna live like that. 1629 01:11:25,964 --> 01:11:27,672 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain. 1630 01:11:27,755 --> 01:11:29,922 That's what I did, yes. I closed off my heart 1631 01:11:30,005 --> 01:11:31,880 and... and I meditated. Did you meditate? 1632 01:11:32,005 --> 01:11:33,255 No. It's so boring. 1633 01:11:33,422 --> 01:11:35,547 It actually made me more angry. (CHUCKLES) 1634 01:11:36,046 --> 01:11:38,672 But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate 1635 01:11:38,755 --> 01:11:41,046 and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. 1636 01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:42,213 I wanna live in the moment, 1637 01:11:42,296 --> 01:11:43,672 I wanna live like there's no tomorrow, 1638 01:11:43,755 --> 01:11:45,005 throw caution to the wind. I want... 1639 01:11:45,088 --> 01:11:47,046 -I wanna be with you, Jane. -Ah. 1640 01:11:48,005 --> 01:11:49,171 What do you say? 1641 01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:51,338 I have cancer. 1642 01:11:53,755 --> 01:11:54,755 I'm sorry, what? 1643 01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:56,380 I'm sick. 1644 01:11:56,547 --> 01:11:58,171 -Wait. What's happening? -Bye. 1645 01:11:58,463 --> 01:12:00,547 -Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) -No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane. 1646 01:12:00,630 --> 01:12:01,839 -Wait, wait, wait. Jane. -What did I say? 1647 01:12:01,922 --> 01:12:03,922 I didn't mean that. Just kidding. 1648 01:12:04,005 --> 01:12:05,005 I... 1649 01:12:05,547 --> 01:12:07,171 don't have cancer. (SCOFFS) 1650 01:12:07,255 --> 01:12:08,672 Let's go smash something. 1651 01:12:09,463 --> 01:12:10,463 Jane, I'm so sorry. 1652 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,588 Don't be sorry for me. 1653 01:12:14,213 --> 01:12:15,714 When did you find out? 1654 01:12:16,338 --> 01:12:17,839 (VOICE BREAKS) Um... 1655 01:12:17,922 --> 01:12:19,714 Like six months ago. 1656 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,964 I was just feeling tired, and then 1657 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:23,672 they told me I have Stage Four. 1658 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,547 Get my affairs in order. 1659 01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:28,714 And then I heard Mjolnir calling me, 1660 01:12:29,505 --> 01:12:31,964 so I thought maybe, if science isn't working, 1661 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,255 maybe Viking space magic. (BREATHES SHAKILY) 1662 01:12:36,338 --> 01:12:37,839 That's why you came to New Asgard. 1663 01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:40,839 Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me, 1664 01:12:41,005 --> 01:12:43,922 and I think it's getting better. 1665 01:12:44,588 --> 01:12:46,046 Maybe not. 1666 01:12:47,088 --> 01:12:49,296 Jane, none of us know how long we have. 1667 01:12:49,463 --> 01:12:51,714 We don't know what tomorrow holds. 1668 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,880 And Mjolnir... 1669 01:12:53,255 --> 01:12:54,505 Mjolnir chose you. 1670 01:12:55,422 --> 01:12:57,338 And it chose you because you're worthy. 1671 01:12:57,505 --> 01:12:58,755 And that's something. 1672 01:12:58,922 --> 01:13:00,046 When I first met you, 1673 01:13:00,714 --> 01:13:01,714 I was unworthy. 1674 01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:03,338 I was unable to pick up that hammer. 1675 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,380 But you taught me 1676 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,505 there is no greater purpose than to help those in need. 1677 01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:11,338 You made me worthy. 1678 01:13:12,797 --> 01:13:14,964 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together. 1679 01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:18,130 Okay. 1680 01:13:18,296 --> 01:13:20,046 Now what do you wanna do? 1681 01:13:21,171 --> 01:13:23,839 I wanna get those children back to their families. 1682 01:13:24,005 --> 01:13:25,255 I wanna finish that mission. 1683 01:13:26,463 --> 01:13:28,088 -Spoken like a true Thor. -Hmm. 1684 01:13:29,672 --> 01:13:31,005 How do you feel now? 1685 01:13:32,213 --> 01:13:33,338 So scared. 1686 01:13:34,630 --> 01:13:35,630 How are you feeling? 1687 01:13:35,797 --> 01:13:37,005 Shitty. 1688 01:13:37,088 --> 01:13:38,088 How shitty? 1689 01:13:38,255 --> 01:13:39,880 -Really shitty. -Well, then... 1690 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,380 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1691 01:13:51,005 --> 01:13:53,005 I wonder what those two are talking about out there. 1692 01:13:53,672 --> 01:13:56,213 -Yeah, they're not talking. -Oh! 1693 01:13:57,463 --> 01:13:59,130 Do you think those two will ever hold hands 1694 01:13:59,213 --> 01:14:01,964 over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby? 1695 01:14:03,755 --> 01:14:05,922 It's unlikely, sadly. 1696 01:14:06,005 --> 01:14:07,714 Mm, that's too bad. 1697 01:14:07,797 --> 01:14:09,213 I think Thor would make a great dad. 1698 01:14:12,422 --> 01:14:13,839 Hey. We're here. 1699 01:14:19,839 --> 01:14:21,338 (SOFT WHOOSHING) 1700 01:14:22,839 --> 01:14:24,422 KORG: Where did all the color go? 1701 01:14:24,505 --> 01:14:27,005 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING UP) 1702 01:14:37,922 --> 01:14:39,213 (THUD) 1703 01:14:39,296 --> 01:14:40,714 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1704 01:14:42,338 --> 01:14:43,797 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1705 01:14:57,839 --> 01:14:59,088 JANE: They're not here. 1706 01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:05,672 Where are they? 1707 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,630 (JANE BREATHING HEAVILY) 1708 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:26,630 What the hell is this place? 1709 01:15:34,505 --> 01:15:35,880 (MJOLNIR HUMMING) 1710 01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:54,839 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1711 01:15:55,005 --> 01:15:57,005 JANE: Bifrost is the key? 1712 01:15:58,046 --> 01:15:59,797 (LOW GROWLING) 1713 01:16:02,338 --> 01:16:03,338 (GASPS) 1714 01:16:06,380 --> 01:16:07,630 It's a trap! 1715 01:16:09,839 --> 01:16:10,880 (GRUNTS) 1716 01:16:15,964 --> 01:16:18,088 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 1717 01:16:25,046 --> 01:16:26,255 (SOFTLY) You wanna tell me why you just threw 1718 01:16:26,338 --> 01:16:27,505 Stormbreaker out the window? 1719 01:16:27,672 --> 01:16:29,797 He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity. 1720 01:16:35,755 --> 01:16:38,088 (SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES) 1721 01:16:51,130 --> 01:16:52,338 (YELLS) 1722 01:16:53,588 --> 01:16:55,588 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1723 01:16:56,171 --> 01:16:58,422 -(GORR EXHALING DEEPLY) -(STRAINING) 1724 01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:02,630 We really have to stop meeting like this. 1725 01:17:02,714 --> 01:17:03,755 Call the axe. 1726 01:17:03,922 --> 01:17:05,463 I'll call the axe when you call the dentist. 1727 01:17:05,630 --> 01:17:08,255 Call the axe. 1728 01:17:08,422 --> 01:17:10,505 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you. 1729 01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,505 (THOR STRAINING) 1730 01:17:17,588 --> 01:17:19,005 Call the axe. 1731 01:17:20,714 --> 01:17:22,463 (THOR GRUNTING) 1732 01:17:26,213 --> 01:17:28,046 Some god you are. 1733 01:17:28,922 --> 01:17:32,296 You know nothing of being a god. 1734 01:17:34,839 --> 01:17:39,338 You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing. 1735 01:17:39,505 --> 01:17:42,171 We're alike in that sense. 1736 01:17:42,422 --> 01:17:44,046 (SCOFFS) He's nothing like you. 1737 01:17:44,213 --> 01:17:45,714 What was that? 1738 01:17:48,922 --> 01:17:50,714 (WHISPERS) I said he's nothing like you. 1739 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:52,255 That's right. 1740 01:17:52,422 --> 01:17:56,880 I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace. 1741 01:17:56,964 --> 01:17:58,797 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods. 1742 01:17:58,880 --> 01:17:59,922 Innocent? 1743 01:18:01,046 --> 01:18:02,046 Are you a Valkyrie? 1744 01:18:02,130 --> 01:18:03,171 Yes. 1745 01:18:03,422 --> 01:18:05,922 (LAUGHS) How exciting! 1746 01:18:07,005 --> 01:18:10,005 Oh, the gods failed you, too, 1747 01:18:10,338 --> 01:18:14,046 when your sisterhood was led to slaughter. 1748 01:18:14,213 --> 01:18:15,422 Don't you dare speak... (GRUNTS) 1749 01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:18,130 Did you pray to the gods 1750 01:18:18,296 --> 01:18:22,505 when the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield? 1751 01:18:22,588 --> 01:18:24,338 (VALKYRIE WHIMPERING) 1752 01:18:24,422 --> 01:18:26,547 Did you beg them for help 1753 01:18:27,213 --> 01:18:29,296 as your family was massacred? 1754 01:18:32,255 --> 01:18:33,255 Good chat. 1755 01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,547 (SEETHING) 1756 01:18:37,005 --> 01:18:38,171 This one. 1757 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,422 You're interesting. 1758 01:18:41,547 --> 01:18:43,088 You're different. 1759 01:18:43,797 --> 01:18:45,005 -(JANE GRUNTS) -Yes. 1760 01:18:46,046 --> 01:18:47,380 (JANE STRUGGLING) 1761 01:18:47,839 --> 01:18:49,672 -Aw. -(JANE BREATHING SHAKILY) 1762 01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:53,255 (JANE GRUNTS) 1763 01:18:53,338 --> 01:18:54,588 You're dying. 1764 01:18:56,422 --> 01:18:57,630 I'm sorry. 1765 01:18:58,755 --> 01:19:00,588 We're on the same path. 1766 01:19:00,672 --> 01:19:02,296 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1767 01:19:02,922 --> 01:19:06,255 Just as the sword empowered me, 1768 01:19:06,922 --> 01:19:09,046 the hammer empowered you. 1769 01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:12,755 But it did nothing to change your fate. 1770 01:19:13,755 --> 01:19:16,880 The gods will use you, 1771 01:19:17,755 --> 01:19:20,463 but they will not help you. 1772 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:26,046 There is no eternal reward for us. 1773 01:19:27,755 --> 01:19:28,880 (JANE GRUNTS) 1774 01:19:32,672 --> 01:19:34,171 She'll be gone soon. 1775 01:19:35,964 --> 01:19:37,672 And you know who won't help her? 1776 01:19:37,839 --> 01:19:39,547 I'll give you one guess. 1777 01:19:39,630 --> 01:19:41,547 -(STRAINED GRUNT) -(CHUCKLES) 1778 01:19:41,922 --> 01:19:43,755 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1779 01:19:43,839 --> 01:19:45,422 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1780 01:19:46,088 --> 01:19:48,255 (GORR SNIFFS, SIGHS) 1781 01:19:50,797 --> 01:19:52,213 I know your pain. 1782 01:19:52,380 --> 01:19:54,380 Love is pain. 1783 01:19:59,005 --> 01:20:01,422 I had a daughter once. 1784 01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:04,213 I put my faith in a higher power 1785 01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:07,088 hoping it would save her, 1786 01:20:07,255 --> 01:20:08,922 and she... 1787 01:20:10,130 --> 01:20:11,839 died. 1788 01:20:13,964 --> 01:20:15,088 (SIGHS) 1789 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,964 Now I understand. 1790 01:20:18,130 --> 01:20:20,380 My daughter is the lucky one. 1791 01:20:21,005 --> 01:20:26,213 She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering 1792 01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:27,880 and pain 1793 01:20:28,046 --> 01:20:32,296 run by wicked gods. 1794 01:20:34,005 --> 01:20:36,380 Choose love. 1795 01:20:37,505 --> 01:20:40,964 Call the axe. 1796 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:45,630 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1797 01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:46,880 (WHOOSHING) 1798 01:20:46,964 --> 01:20:48,755 -(CRUNCHING) -(STRAINED GROANING) 1799 01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:51,672 Call 1800 01:20:52,088 --> 01:20:53,422 the axe. 1801 01:20:53,505 --> 01:20:55,922 -(CRUNCHING) -(VALKYRIE AND THOR GRUNTING) 1802 01:20:56,755 --> 01:20:57,797 (THOR GRUNTS LOUDLY) 1803 01:20:58,672 --> 01:20:59,672 (CHOKING) 1804 01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:01,755 (GROWLING IN EFFORT) 1805 01:21:03,672 --> 01:21:04,922 (CRACKLING) 1806 01:21:06,088 --> 01:21:07,630 (CONTINUES CHOKING) 1807 01:21:07,714 --> 01:21:09,338 (CONTINUES GROWLING) 1808 01:21:09,422 --> 01:21:10,505 (GRUNTS) 1809 01:21:12,463 --> 01:21:14,005 (RUMBLING) 1810 01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:21,422 (EERIE MOAN AND SCREECH) 1811 01:21:29,755 --> 01:21:31,005 You okay? 1812 01:21:31,171 --> 01:21:32,255 Yeah. 1813 01:21:34,839 --> 01:21:36,255 Mm, I wanna kill this guy. 1814 01:21:36,422 --> 01:21:38,880 So do I, but we have to take him alive. 1815 01:21:39,046 --> 01:21:41,046 He's our only link to finding those children. 1816 01:21:43,672 --> 01:21:46,338 (CREATURES MOANING) 1817 01:21:59,255 --> 01:22:01,463 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1818 01:22:18,505 --> 01:22:20,505 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1819 01:22:21,630 --> 01:22:23,755 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1820 01:22:36,255 --> 01:22:37,255 (JANE YELLS) 1821 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,380 (CREATURE GROANS) 1822 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,380 (CREATURE GROWLING) 1823 01:22:51,463 --> 01:22:53,005 (KORG YELLING) 1824 01:22:53,088 --> 01:22:54,922 -(GRUNTS) -(GOAT SCREAMS) 1825 01:22:55,005 --> 01:22:56,797 KORG: Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat. 1826 01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,088 (GOAT SCREAMS) 1827 01:23:05,463 --> 01:23:06,839 (VALKYRIE YELLS) 1828 01:23:08,046 --> 01:23:09,797 -(GROANS) -(CREATURE ROARS) 1829 01:23:12,171 --> 01:23:13,255 (CREATURE ROARS) 1830 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,547 (GRUNTS) 1831 01:23:21,672 --> 01:23:22,922 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1832 01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:30,588 -(STABS) -THOR: Val! 1833 01:23:34,171 --> 01:23:35,380 (VALKYRIE GRUNTS) 1834 01:23:37,088 --> 01:23:39,338 -(GRUNTING) -(JANE PANTING) 1835 01:23:40,296 --> 01:23:41,380 (GROANS) 1836 01:23:41,714 --> 01:23:43,088 We gotta get her out of here! 1837 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,130 Hey. I got you. 1838 01:23:57,255 --> 01:23:58,505 (STRAINING) 1839 01:24:00,046 --> 01:24:02,088 (YELLING) 1840 01:24:05,296 --> 01:24:07,255 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go. 1841 01:24:07,338 --> 01:24:09,255 Stormbreaker, take us home. 1842 01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:12,630 -(GRUNTS) -(GOATS SCREAMING) 1843 01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:13,714 (SCREAMS) 1844 01:24:15,005 --> 01:24:16,672 (GRUNTING) 1845 01:24:17,171 --> 01:24:18,338 (GORR YELLS) 1846 01:24:19,338 --> 01:24:20,588 (THOR GRUNTS) 1847 01:24:27,088 --> 01:24:29,296 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) 1848 01:24:36,588 --> 01:24:38,338 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1849 01:24:42,588 --> 01:24:44,005 (GROANS) 1850 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:45,797 (PANTING) 1851 01:24:48,964 --> 01:24:50,380 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1852 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,213 (GRUNTS) 1853 01:24:57,171 --> 01:24:58,171 (MOANS) 1854 01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,338 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1855 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,130 WOMAN: ...at a rate that none of us have seen before. 1856 01:25:07,213 --> 01:25:08,714 Look, there are other more 1857 01:25:08,797 --> 01:25:10,463 aggressive forms of treatment we can try, 1858 01:25:10,630 --> 01:25:11,839 but something's affecting 1859 01:25:11,922 --> 01:25:13,797 her body's ability to fight the cancer. 1860 01:25:14,714 --> 01:25:16,338 I'm sorry, Thor. 1861 01:25:19,296 --> 01:25:20,672 (SIGHING) 1862 01:25:24,005 --> 01:25:25,296 (GRUNTS) 1863 01:25:25,380 --> 01:25:27,839 (VENDING MACHINE RATTLING AND THUDDING) 1864 01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:32,088 Oh, there you are. Okay. 1865 01:25:32,171 --> 01:25:33,296 JANE: What's goin' on out there? 1866 01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:35,338 Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. 1867 01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:36,422 Can you believe it? (CHUCKLES) 1868 01:25:36,505 --> 01:25:37,547 Not to worry. Got it open 1869 01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:39,463 and got you all sorts of goodies. 1870 01:25:39,630 --> 01:25:40,630 How's Val? 1871 01:25:40,964 --> 01:25:43,255 Oh, she's in a lot of pain, uh, but she is stable. 1872 01:25:43,338 --> 01:25:44,338 Okay, good. 1873 01:25:44,839 --> 01:25:47,213 Now you just gotta get this out of my... 1874 01:25:47,380 --> 01:25:48,839 Oh, no, no, no. That's gotta stay in there. 1875 01:25:49,005 --> 01:25:51,005 That's all the magic potions and elixirs 1876 01:25:51,088 --> 01:25:52,255 doing their thing, so... 1877 01:25:52,839 --> 01:25:53,922 I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, 1878 01:25:54,005 --> 01:25:55,672 pick up the kids, kill the bad guy, 1879 01:25:55,755 --> 01:25:56,922 and then I'll come straight back. 1880 01:25:58,088 --> 01:25:59,672 -(KISSES) -You're going without me? 1881 01:26:00,338 --> 01:26:01,422 Uh, yeah. 1882 01:26:01,588 --> 01:26:03,547 What happened to, like, doing everything together? 1883 01:26:03,714 --> 01:26:05,630 He's gonna use those kids to distract you. 1884 01:26:05,714 --> 01:26:06,714 You need me. 1885 01:26:06,797 --> 01:26:09,296 I do need you, Jane. I need you alive. 1886 01:26:09,463 --> 01:26:10,922 It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, 1887 01:26:11,005 --> 01:26:12,463 fighting Gorr side by side, 1888 01:26:12,630 --> 01:26:14,422 but that hammer is killing you. 1889 01:26:15,755 --> 01:26:17,005 Every time you use it, 1890 01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:18,755 it's draining all of your mortal strength, 1891 01:26:18,922 --> 01:26:21,088 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer. 1892 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,797 What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"? 1893 01:26:23,964 --> 01:26:25,839 Well, that's before I knew you might not have one. 1894 01:26:26,005 --> 01:26:27,380 Why not have one more adventure? 1895 01:26:27,588 --> 01:26:29,714 Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it. 1896 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,672 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer. 1897 01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:34,005 (SIGHS) 1898 01:26:36,213 --> 01:26:38,839 I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist 1899 01:26:38,922 --> 01:26:40,171 from New Mexico, 1900 01:26:40,255 --> 01:26:42,922 just living the dream, but look at me. 1901 01:26:43,088 --> 01:26:46,755 I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor. 1902 01:26:46,922 --> 01:26:48,130 And you want me not to do that? 1903 01:26:48,213 --> 01:26:50,922 What's the point of more time of this? 1904 01:26:51,964 --> 01:26:53,505 Because I love you. 1905 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,755 (SIGHS) I've always loved you. 1906 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:00,880 And this is a chance for us. 1907 01:27:01,588 --> 01:27:03,463 But if you pick up that damn hammer again, 1908 01:27:03,547 --> 01:27:05,088 then that chance is gone. 1909 01:27:05,171 --> 01:27:06,588 (SIGHING) 1910 01:27:08,922 --> 01:27:11,046 (SOFT SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1911 01:27:17,171 --> 01:27:18,588 It's your choice, Jane. 1912 01:27:19,755 --> 01:27:21,380 But I'd regret it every single day 1913 01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,588 if I didn't ask you to stay here 1914 01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,547 so we could try and figure this out together. 1915 01:27:27,755 --> 01:27:29,714 You better come back to me. 1916 01:27:30,630 --> 01:27:32,588 I'm coming back as soon as I can. 1917 01:27:35,130 --> 01:27:37,547 -(WHISPERS) Break a leg. -I'll break all his legs. 1918 01:27:37,630 --> 01:27:39,171 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1919 01:27:51,130 --> 01:27:52,296 Remember that the Gate to Eternity 1920 01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:53,380 is at the literal center 1921 01:27:53,463 --> 01:27:54,463 -of the universe. -Universe. Yes. 1922 01:27:54,547 --> 01:27:55,880 If you go past the cluster of comets... 1923 01:27:55,964 --> 01:27:57,088 Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this. 1924 01:27:57,171 --> 01:27:58,255 I'm not gonna get lost. 1925 01:27:58,797 --> 01:28:01,213 So how you feeling with the old stab wound? 1926 01:28:01,380 --> 01:28:02,505 I think I lost my kidney. 1927 01:28:02,588 --> 01:28:04,046 -Gone completely? Ugh. -Mm. 1928 01:28:04,130 --> 01:28:05,213 I wish I could join you, 1929 01:28:05,296 --> 01:28:06,630 but I'd probably die, 1930 01:28:06,714 --> 01:28:07,964 and that won't help get the kids back, 1931 01:28:08,046 --> 01:28:09,463 so you'll have to go alone. 1932 01:28:10,088 --> 01:28:12,672 All you have to do is destroy that sword. 1933 01:28:12,839 --> 01:28:14,088 It's his source of power. 1934 01:28:14,171 --> 01:28:15,463 He won't survive long without it. 1935 01:28:17,463 --> 01:28:19,422 Hey. Don't die. 1936 01:28:19,797 --> 01:28:20,964 Yeah, I know. 1937 01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:24,839 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1938 01:28:30,171 --> 01:28:32,380 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1939 01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:52,964 (CHILDREN GASPING) 1940 01:29:05,630 --> 01:29:07,922 (OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) 1941 01:29:14,714 --> 01:29:16,714 Eternity. 1942 01:29:19,005 --> 01:29:20,422 Finally. 1943 01:29:26,964 --> 01:29:28,088 (GRUNTS) 1944 01:29:35,213 --> 01:29:36,463 Come on. 1945 01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:45,630 (RUMBLING) 1946 01:29:54,839 --> 01:29:56,547 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1947 01:29:56,630 --> 01:29:57,839 (SCREAMING STOPS) 1948 01:30:00,171 --> 01:30:02,213 -(CHILDREN WHIMPERING) -(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1949 01:30:02,296 --> 01:30:03,296 THOR: Hey, kids. 1950 01:30:05,839 --> 01:30:07,171 I knew he'd come. 1951 01:30:07,922 --> 01:30:08,922 Go! 1952 01:30:09,088 --> 01:30:10,088 Go, kids! 1953 01:30:12,213 --> 01:30:13,463 (GRUNTS) 1954 01:30:19,213 --> 01:30:21,964 Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round. 1955 01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:25,171 Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you. 1956 01:30:29,714 --> 01:30:31,714 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 1957 01:30:36,046 --> 01:30:37,380 All right, listen up. Here's the plan. 1958 01:30:37,547 --> 01:30:39,672 We're gonna sneak our way towards Stormbreaker, 1959 01:30:39,839 --> 01:30:41,588 being very careful not to bump 1960 01:30:41,672 --> 01:30:43,755 into any of those big shadow monsters. 1961 01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:45,422 (CHILDREN WHIMPER) 1962 01:30:45,505 --> 01:30:46,672 They're behind me, aren't they? 1963 01:30:46,755 --> 01:30:48,213 (GROWLING IN DISTANCE) 1964 01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:53,880 Does anyone here have battle experience? 1965 01:30:53,964 --> 01:30:55,130 BOY: Battle experience? 1966 01:30:55,213 --> 01:30:57,171 Well, no time to learn like the present. 1967 01:30:57,338 --> 01:30:59,755 We're not strong like you. We're just kids. 1968 01:30:59,839 --> 01:31:01,922 Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids. 1969 01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:04,046 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid. 1970 01:31:04,130 --> 01:31:05,380 And I'm a Midassian kid. 1971 01:31:05,463 --> 01:31:06,755 -BOY 2: I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay. 1972 01:31:06,839 --> 01:31:09,296 But today, you're Asgardians. 1973 01:31:09,463 --> 01:31:10,672 Now collect your weapons. 1974 01:31:10,755 --> 01:31:11,755 CHILDREN: What? 1975 01:31:11,922 --> 01:31:13,922 Go and find anything you can pick up. 1976 01:31:14,088 --> 01:31:15,088 Bring it back here. 1977 01:31:15,505 --> 01:31:16,839 Hurry, hurry! 1978 01:31:16,922 --> 01:31:18,547 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Okay, cool. Come on! 1979 01:31:19,797 --> 01:31:21,422 They're getting closer. Hurry up! 1980 01:31:21,588 --> 01:31:22,588 CHILD: Come on! 1981 01:31:22,672 --> 01:31:24,130 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1982 01:31:24,213 --> 01:31:27,797 Today is a day that will go down in history. 1983 01:31:28,755 --> 01:31:30,380 Today is the day they will talk about 1984 01:31:30,463 --> 01:31:31,964 for generations to come. 1985 01:31:32,130 --> 01:31:34,505 Today, we are Space Vikings! 1986 01:31:35,380 --> 01:31:37,213 Present arms! 1987 01:31:40,922 --> 01:31:41,922 (TOY SQUEAKS) 1988 01:31:42,588 --> 01:31:45,296 Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, 1989 01:31:45,463 --> 01:31:48,296 if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, 1990 01:31:48,463 --> 01:31:49,922 and shall possess, 1991 01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,463 for limited time only, 1992 01:31:53,046 --> 01:31:56,714 the power of Thor! 1993 01:32:05,964 --> 01:32:07,213 General Axl... 1994 01:32:07,296 --> 01:32:08,839 (NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 1995 01:32:08,922 --> 01:32:10,714 ...lead your army to that axe. 1996 01:32:11,422 --> 01:32:12,880 We shall do our worst. 1997 01:32:14,380 --> 01:32:15,672 For Asgard. 1998 01:32:16,630 --> 01:32:18,922 (ALL YELLING) 1999 01:32:27,255 --> 01:32:28,714 (NOVEMBER RAIN'S OUTRO GUITAR SOLO PLAYING) 2000 01:32:28,797 --> 01:32:30,046 (THOR GRUNTS) 2001 01:32:38,338 --> 01:32:40,130 (CREATURE SNARLS) 2002 01:33:18,296 --> 01:33:20,588 (YELLING) 2003 01:33:31,213 --> 01:33:32,922 (GASPS) 2004 01:33:34,005 --> 01:33:35,088 -(GRUNTS) -(JANE GASPS) 2005 01:33:37,046 --> 01:33:38,422 (GASPING) 2006 01:33:42,839 --> 01:33:44,296 (SOFT RUMBLING) 2007 01:33:46,130 --> 01:33:47,755 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 2008 01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:52,964 (GRUNTS) 2009 01:33:53,922 --> 01:33:55,213 (SONG ENDS) 2010 01:33:55,672 --> 01:33:56,797 (YELLS) 2011 01:33:58,964 --> 01:34:00,005 (STRAINING) 2012 01:34:00,755 --> 01:34:03,338 (YELLING) 2013 01:34:07,255 --> 01:34:08,672 (STRAINING) 2014 01:34:09,296 --> 01:34:10,296 (GORR GRUNTS) 2015 01:34:10,380 --> 01:34:11,880 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2016 01:34:11,964 --> 01:34:13,130 CHILDREN: Yeah! 2017 01:34:15,588 --> 01:34:16,588 No. 2018 01:34:19,422 --> 01:34:20,630 (HORSE WHINNIES) 2019 01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:25,005 (PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS) 2020 01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:28,380 (SIGHS) 2021 01:34:30,964 --> 01:34:32,380 Jane. 2022 01:34:38,588 --> 01:34:40,422 (ALL GRUNTING) 2023 01:34:40,505 --> 01:34:42,755 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2024 01:34:49,380 --> 01:34:50,964 We destroy that sword and he's dead. 2025 01:34:51,130 --> 01:34:53,255 The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker. 2026 01:34:53,964 --> 01:34:55,296 It's okay. I got him. 2027 01:34:56,839 --> 01:34:59,130 (CHILDREN GRUNTING) 2028 01:35:03,338 --> 01:35:04,839 Stormbreaker, stop this! 2029 01:35:05,588 --> 01:35:07,213 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing! 2030 01:35:07,296 --> 01:35:08,714 I'm gonna get you out of there. 2031 01:35:08,797 --> 01:35:10,547 (GRUNTING) Come on. 2032 01:35:10,630 --> 01:35:12,505 Come on, buddy. (YELPS) 2033 01:35:12,588 --> 01:35:14,672 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2034 01:35:17,213 --> 01:35:20,630 Let go of my friend. 2035 01:35:24,797 --> 01:35:26,296 You've lost, Lady Thor. 2036 01:35:32,171 --> 01:35:33,171 (GRUNTS) 2037 01:35:33,714 --> 01:35:34,714 First off, 2038 01:35:35,130 --> 01:35:37,755 the name is Mighty Thor. 2039 01:35:39,255 --> 01:35:40,630 And secondly, 2040 01:35:40,797 --> 01:35:43,338 if you can't say Mighty Thor, (GRUNTS) 2041 01:35:43,797 --> 01:35:47,422 I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster. 2042 01:35:51,422 --> 01:35:52,630 And thirdly, 2043 01:35:53,338 --> 01:35:56,213 eat my hammer! 2044 01:35:56,588 --> 01:35:58,213 (YELLING) 2045 01:36:04,505 --> 01:36:06,839 Stormbreaker! 2046 01:36:11,171 --> 01:36:12,422 I knew you could do it. 2047 01:36:13,547 --> 01:36:15,505 Axl! Get them home! 2048 01:36:19,463 --> 01:36:21,797 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS) 2049 01:36:25,338 --> 01:36:26,422 (MUSIC FADES) 2050 01:36:33,505 --> 01:36:34,797 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2051 01:36:40,505 --> 01:36:42,046 (GORR YELLS) 2052 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:44,380 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 2053 01:36:47,630 --> 01:36:49,964 (PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2054 01:36:56,547 --> 01:36:58,547 (YELLING) 2055 01:37:00,422 --> 01:37:01,463 (GRUNTS) 2056 01:37:44,296 --> 01:37:46,588 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2057 01:37:57,171 --> 01:37:58,171 (GRUNTS) 2058 01:37:58,255 --> 01:38:00,171 (PANTING) 2059 01:38:00,922 --> 01:38:02,463 (SHUDDERING) 2060 01:38:04,547 --> 01:38:05,672 Jane? 2061 01:38:06,171 --> 01:38:07,171 I'm okay. 2062 01:38:07,547 --> 01:38:08,839 You have to stop him. 2063 01:38:13,588 --> 01:38:14,922 (WHOOSHING) 2064 01:38:39,130 --> 01:38:40,505 Gorr! Stop! 2065 01:38:42,505 --> 01:38:44,380 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2066 01:38:45,171 --> 01:38:47,296 What kind of father would I be 2067 01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:49,463 if I stopped? 2068 01:38:53,380 --> 01:38:56,588 I know your pain, but this isn't the way. 2069 01:38:58,547 --> 01:39:01,463 It's not death or revenge that you seek. 2070 01:39:04,213 --> 01:39:06,547 What do I seek? 2071 01:39:10,046 --> 01:39:12,463 (JANE BREATHING HEAVILY) 2072 01:39:20,046 --> 01:39:21,296 You seek love. 2073 01:39:24,672 --> 01:39:25,964 Love? 2074 01:39:27,005 --> 01:39:29,005 Why should I seek love? 2075 01:39:29,714 --> 01:39:31,547 Because it's all any of us want. 2076 01:39:34,005 --> 01:39:35,171 GORR: How 2077 01:39:35,338 --> 01:39:39,046 dare you turn your back on me? 2078 01:39:40,588 --> 01:39:42,380 You've won, Gorr. 2079 01:39:42,547 --> 01:39:44,380 Why would I spend my last moments with you 2080 01:39:44,463 --> 01:39:45,922 when I can be with her? 2081 01:39:47,296 --> 01:39:48,797 I choose love. 2082 01:39:49,005 --> 01:39:51,839 You can, too. You can bring her back. 2083 01:39:55,755 --> 01:39:57,463 Make your wish. 2084 01:40:02,839 --> 01:40:04,922 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 2085 01:40:20,296 --> 01:40:22,505 (GROANING) 2086 01:40:24,046 --> 01:40:26,046 (SOBS AND COUGHS) 2087 01:40:28,672 --> 01:40:30,046 I'm dying. 2088 01:40:31,505 --> 01:40:33,130 She would have no one. 2089 01:40:34,380 --> 01:40:36,171 She would be alone. 2090 01:40:41,755 --> 01:40:42,839 (JANE SIGHS) 2091 01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:45,505 She won't be alone. 2092 01:40:49,797 --> 01:40:51,130 (SHUDDERS) 2093 01:40:53,255 --> 01:40:55,463 (SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES) 2094 01:40:58,380 --> 01:40:59,797 (INHALES SHARPLY) 2095 01:41:06,171 --> 01:41:07,171 (GRUNTS) 2096 01:41:07,672 --> 01:41:09,672 (SOFT CHIMING) 2097 01:41:22,547 --> 01:41:24,588 (MUSIC BUILDS TO CLIMAX) 2098 01:41:24,672 --> 01:41:25,672 (WHOOSHING) 2099 01:41:25,755 --> 01:41:26,964 (DISTANT RUMBLE) 2100 01:41:35,380 --> 01:41:36,672 (WATER SLOSHES) 2101 01:41:42,005 --> 01:41:44,213 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2102 01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:51,046 (WEAKLY) Oh. 2103 01:41:52,338 --> 01:41:54,005 (CHUCKLES TEARFULLY) 2104 01:41:55,922 --> 01:41:57,088 My love. 2105 01:41:58,547 --> 01:42:00,296 (CRYING) 2106 01:42:05,046 --> 01:42:06,547 (CONTINUES CRYING) 2107 01:42:07,171 --> 01:42:09,088 I've missed you so much. 2108 01:42:11,964 --> 01:42:13,588 I missed you too. 2109 01:42:17,130 --> 01:42:18,380 I'm so sorry. 2110 01:42:18,463 --> 01:42:19,547 It's okay. 2111 01:42:21,630 --> 01:42:24,046 JANE: Ever since I picked up that hammer, 2112 01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,213 it's like 2113 01:42:27,964 --> 01:42:29,422 I've gotten an extra life. 2114 01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:32,797 And it was... 2115 01:42:33,380 --> 01:42:34,422 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2116 01:42:34,505 --> 01:42:36,005 magical. 2117 01:42:36,839 --> 01:42:38,255 (JANE SIGHS WEAKLY) 2118 01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:40,922 Not too bad for a human. 2119 01:42:42,588 --> 01:42:44,130 Not too bad for a god. 2120 01:42:45,088 --> 01:42:49,046 Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase. 2121 01:42:49,463 --> 01:42:51,046 -Oh, yeah? What is it? -Come close... 2122 01:42:52,505 --> 01:42:53,630 (WHISPERS QUIETLY) 2123 01:42:53,922 --> 01:42:55,213 (THOR SNICKERS) 2124 01:42:56,380 --> 01:42:58,171 (KISSES) It's perfect. 2125 01:42:58,338 --> 01:42:59,630 It's the best one yet. 2126 01:42:59,797 --> 01:43:01,005 (LAUGHING) Thanks. 2127 01:43:05,338 --> 01:43:06,422 (JANE SNIFFLES) 2128 01:43:09,088 --> 01:43:11,338 Keep your heart open. 2129 01:43:16,839 --> 01:43:18,338 I love you. 2130 01:43:19,505 --> 01:43:21,005 I love you, too. 2131 01:43:21,088 --> 01:43:23,296 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 2132 01:43:52,296 --> 01:43:53,588 (SIGHS) 2133 01:43:56,213 --> 01:43:58,213 (GORR SHUDDERING SOFTLY) 2134 01:44:06,672 --> 01:44:08,171 Protect her. 2135 01:44:09,714 --> 01:44:11,088 Protect my love. 2136 01:44:19,755 --> 01:44:22,171 (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) 2137 01:44:45,046 --> 01:44:48,880 KORG: Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking, 2138 01:44:49,672 --> 01:44:54,880 AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster. 2139 01:44:57,130 --> 01:44:59,588 Her sacrifice saved the universe 2140 01:44:59,755 --> 01:45:03,380 and taught us all what it means to be worthy. 2141 01:45:03,922 --> 01:45:05,839 She helped the children of the gods 2142 01:45:06,005 --> 01:45:08,296 who laser-beamed their way back home 2143 01:45:08,463 --> 01:45:10,380 to their dozy little fishing village 2144 01:45:10,463 --> 01:45:12,380 turned tourist destination. 2145 01:45:12,588 --> 01:45:14,630 -(HAPPY CHATTER) -WOMAN: (GASPS) Axl! 2146 01:45:14,714 --> 01:45:16,171 I missed you. 2147 01:45:16,547 --> 01:45:17,880 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay. 2148 01:45:17,964 --> 01:45:19,088 -Are you sure? -I'm okay. 2149 01:45:19,255 --> 01:45:20,755 KORG: The kids were safe to be kids again. 2150 01:45:20,839 --> 01:45:22,213 VALKYRIE: Louder, three! 2151 01:45:22,296 --> 01:45:23,714 (CHILDREN GRUNTING) 2152 01:45:23,797 --> 01:45:24,797 Widen your stance. 2153 01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:27,005 KORG: Especially after their king made them all go 2154 01:45:27,088 --> 01:45:28,422 to self-defense classes. 2155 01:45:28,588 --> 01:45:30,463 Look at all those budding Space Vikings. 2156 01:45:30,547 --> 01:45:31,672 And the most important part. 2157 01:45:32,171 --> 01:45:33,463 The war cry! 2158 01:45:33,547 --> 01:45:34,922 (CHILDREN SCREAM) 2159 01:45:35,005 --> 01:45:36,338 KORG: Even Heimdall's son, 2160 01:45:36,422 --> 01:45:38,088 Axl Heimdallson, 2161 01:45:38,255 --> 01:45:40,463 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic, 2162 01:45:40,630 --> 01:45:42,463 was becoming quite the warrior. 2163 01:45:42,922 --> 01:45:45,088 The future of Asgard was secure. 2164 01:45:45,171 --> 01:45:46,797 (KORG AND FRIEND SINGING) 2165 01:45:46,880 --> 01:45:49,839 KORG: Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own, 2166 01:45:50,005 --> 01:45:51,463 now that my body's grown back, 2167 01:45:52,380 --> 01:45:54,547 with a dude I met called Dwayne. 2168 01:45:56,171 --> 01:45:57,797 And what about Thor, you ask? 2169 01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:00,505 He embarked on a new journey 2170 01:46:00,672 --> 01:46:02,797 because he had found something to live for, 2171 01:46:02,880 --> 01:46:05,046 something to love for. 2172 01:46:05,213 --> 01:46:07,088 A little someone who turned him 2173 01:46:07,171 --> 01:46:09,714 from Sad God into Dad God. 2174 01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:12,463 Breakfast is served. Bon appétit. (CHUCKLES) 2175 01:46:12,547 --> 01:46:14,505 Hello. There you go. 2176 01:46:14,672 --> 01:46:16,672 Hey. Breakfast. 2177 01:46:17,088 --> 01:46:19,588 Excuse me. What is that? 2178 01:46:19,755 --> 01:46:21,588 They're pan-flaps. From Earth. 2179 01:46:21,755 --> 01:46:23,588 I don't think I like pan-flaps. 2180 01:46:23,755 --> 01:46:24,755 -You love them. -No, I don't. 2181 01:46:24,839 --> 01:46:25,839 Yes, you do. 2182 01:46:25,922 --> 01:46:26,922 I've never had that in my life. 2183 01:46:27,005 --> 01:46:28,547 Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late. 2184 01:46:28,630 --> 01:46:29,630 Now where are your boots? 2185 01:46:29,880 --> 01:46:31,839 (IN SINGSONG) I'm wearing them. 2186 01:46:32,171 --> 01:46:33,338 You're not wearing those. 2187 01:46:33,505 --> 01:46:35,171 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not. 2188 01:46:35,255 --> 01:46:36,422 Yes, I am. 2189 01:46:36,588 --> 01:46:37,630 No. You're not. 2190 01:46:37,797 --> 01:46:38,964 (IN NORMAL TONE) Go to hell, demon! 2191 01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:42,130 Wow! 2192 01:46:42,213 --> 01:46:44,880 Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much. 2193 01:46:45,046 --> 01:46:46,880 You know what? You wear what you want. 2194 01:46:46,964 --> 01:46:48,005 Don't come complaining to me 2195 01:46:48,088 --> 01:46:49,088 when your feet get sore, all right? 2196 01:46:49,171 --> 01:46:50,922 You'll get no sympathy here from me. 2197 01:46:51,005 --> 01:46:53,171 Fine, I'll wear the boots. 2198 01:46:53,255 --> 01:46:54,255 Thank you. 2199 01:46:54,422 --> 01:46:56,171 Remember what my mother used to tell me. 2200 01:46:56,338 --> 01:46:57,380 Listen to the grown-ups, 2201 01:46:57,547 --> 01:46:59,588 and if you see anyone scared or being picked on, 2202 01:46:59,755 --> 01:47:01,088 -you look after them, okay? -Okay. 2203 01:47:01,255 --> 01:47:02,630 And most of all, have fun. 2204 01:47:02,797 --> 01:47:04,338 -Gotcha. -Gotcha. 2205 01:47:04,505 --> 01:47:06,505 Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him? 2206 01:47:06,672 --> 01:47:07,922 Over there. Sleeping in the bed. 2207 01:47:08,005 --> 01:47:09,171 In the bed. 2208 01:47:10,755 --> 01:47:11,755 Oh, wow. 2209 01:47:14,213 --> 01:47:16,005 That is not coming off. 2210 01:47:16,755 --> 01:47:18,171 What did you do? 2211 01:47:18,296 --> 01:47:20,255 Eh, she looked boring before. 2212 01:47:21,338 --> 01:47:22,839 Yeah. Suppose it did. 2213 01:47:23,005 --> 01:47:24,255 I love it. (CHUCKLES) 2214 01:47:24,338 --> 01:47:25,547 Very creative. 2215 01:47:25,839 --> 01:47:27,213 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 2216 01:47:29,672 --> 01:47:30,672 Okay. 2217 01:47:31,338 --> 01:47:32,547 Now, you see the aliens down there? 2218 01:47:32,714 --> 01:47:34,088 The stripy ones? 2219 01:47:34,171 --> 01:47:35,755 -They look nice. -Yeah, they are nice. 2220 01:47:35,839 --> 01:47:36,964 That's why we have to look after them. 2221 01:47:37,046 --> 01:47:38,880 Got it. Protect the nice ones. 2222 01:47:40,046 --> 01:47:41,046 I love you, sweetie. 2223 01:47:41,213 --> 01:47:42,422 Love you, Uncle Thor. 2224 01:47:42,505 --> 01:47:45,380 (SWEET CHILD O' MINE BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 2225 01:47:45,463 --> 01:47:47,046 KORG: They will always be there for us. 2226 01:47:47,130 --> 01:47:50,380 The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity. 2227 01:47:50,463 --> 01:47:52,797 With the powers of a god. 2228 01:47:55,255 --> 01:47:56,880 Two warriors 2229 01:47:57,046 --> 01:47:58,463 fighting the good fight 2230 01:47:58,547 --> 01:48:00,171 for those who can't fight good. 2231 01:48:05,839 --> 01:48:07,463 -(YELLING) -They have traveled far, 2232 01:48:07,547 --> 01:48:09,463 and have been given many names. 2233 01:48:10,130 --> 01:48:12,547 But to those who know them best, 2234 01:48:12,714 --> 01:48:14,380 they are simply known 2235 01:48:14,547 --> 01:48:16,547 as Love and Thunder. 2236 01:49:10,296 --> 01:49:12,296 (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) 2237 01:50:01,088 --> 01:50:04,338 (SONG FADES) 2238 01:50:04,422 --> 01:50:06,755 ZEUS: It used to be that being a god, 2239 01:50:06,839 --> 01:50:08,422 it meant something. 2240 01:50:08,505 --> 01:50:10,130 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2241 01:50:10,213 --> 01:50:12,255 People would whisper your name 2242 01:50:12,839 --> 01:50:16,755 before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. 2243 01:50:17,839 --> 01:50:20,171 They begged you for mercy 2244 01:50:20,839 --> 01:50:23,588 without ever knowing if you were actually listening. 2245 01:50:23,672 --> 01:50:24,839 (CHUCKLES) 2246 01:50:25,964 --> 01:50:26,964 Now, 2247 01:50:27,672 --> 01:50:29,588 you know, they look to the sky, 2248 01:50:30,380 --> 01:50:32,630 they don't ask us for lightning. 2249 01:50:33,296 --> 01:50:35,630 They don't ask us for rain. 2250 01:50:36,338 --> 01:50:40,672 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. 2251 01:50:43,964 --> 01:50:46,338 When did we become the joke? 2252 01:50:49,422 --> 01:50:50,672 No. 2253 01:50:51,630 --> 01:50:53,088 No more. 2254 01:50:54,630 --> 01:50:57,213 They will fear us again 2255 01:50:57,714 --> 01:51:00,672 when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. 2256 01:51:00,755 --> 01:51:02,505 (MUSIC BUILDING UP) 2257 01:51:03,922 --> 01:51:06,797 Do you understand me, Hercules? 2258 01:51:07,338 --> 01:51:09,755 Do you understand me, my son? 2259 01:51:10,046 --> 01:51:11,463 Yes, Father. 2260 01:51:11,797 --> 01:51:14,213 (RAINBOW IN THE DARK BY DIO PLAYING) 2261 01:53:13,171 --> 01:53:14,380 (SONG FADES) 2262 01:53:14,463 --> 01:53:17,130 (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING) 2263 01:53:41,755 --> 01:53:44,588 (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2264 01:55:41,880 --> 01:55:44,296 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2265 01:57:43,547 --> 01:57:45,547 (SOFT CHIMING) 2266 01:57:48,630 --> 01:57:51,005 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2267 01:57:52,296 --> 01:57:53,630 (GASPING) 2268 01:57:53,714 --> 01:57:54,714 Huh? 2269 01:57:56,880 --> 01:57:58,296 (SHUDDERS) 2270 01:57:58,922 --> 01:57:59,922 What? 2271 01:58:00,964 --> 01:58:02,630 Oh. Hey. 2272 01:58:04,046 --> 01:58:05,547 Jane Foster. 2273 01:58:06,422 --> 01:58:07,964 Heimdall. 2274 01:58:08,422 --> 01:58:09,797 I see you're dead now. 2275 01:58:10,005 --> 01:58:11,797 (SIGHS) Yeah. 2276 01:58:12,422 --> 01:58:14,422 Thank you for looking after my son. 2277 01:58:15,171 --> 01:58:17,797 You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. 2278 01:58:22,547 --> 01:58:24,296 Welcome to Valhalla. 2279 01:58:25,922 --> 01:58:27,338 (MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)