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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
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GORR: Oh, great and mighty Rapu,
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we pray to you for water and sustenance.
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I pray to you, not for me,
but for my daughter.
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(WIND GUSTING)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(WEAKLY) I'm tired.
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(CRYING SOFTLY)
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(CONTINUES CRYING)
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(SNIFFLES)
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(WIND GUSTING)
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VOICES: (WHISPERING) You have suffered.
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VOICE 1: Come to me.
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VOICE 2: Come to me.
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VOICES: You have suffered.
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Come to me.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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You have suffered.
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(BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING)
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(WATER BURBLING)
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(GRUNTING IN RELIEF)
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(COUGHS)
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(OBJECT STABS)
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(WINCES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Ah! What do we have here?
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(GRUNTING CONTENTEDLY)
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Look at it.
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It's gobbling up all my fruit.
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Rapu.
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Bringer of Light.
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Oh, it's one of mine.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.
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We have lost everything, my lord.
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The land is dry.
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All life is lost.
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But our faith in you never wavered
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and now we await the promise
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of the eternal reward.
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Is this why you celebrate?
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(LAUGHS)
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He... He thinks there's an eternal reward.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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No. No, sorry.
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There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
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(GORR GASPS)
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What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
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We just vanquished the holder
of the Necrosword...
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VOICE 1: You have suffered.
RAPU: ...before he could harm
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any other gods with that cursed blade.
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VOICE 2: If it's revenge you seek.
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He threatened to end my entire empire.
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But, my lord,
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your empire has already ended.
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There's no one left to worship you.
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RAPU: There'll be
more followers to replace you.
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There always are.
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(SHUDDERING) We have suffered...
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and we have starved.
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(GORR CRYING)
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My daughter died...
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-in your name.
-And well you should.
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Suffering for your gods
is your only purpose.
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There's nothing for you after death.
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Except death.
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You are no god.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I renounce you.
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(CHOKING)
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-(FLOWER GODS GASPING)
-(RAPU SHUSHES)
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Now your meaningless life
finally does have a purpose.
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(CONTINUES CHOKING)
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To sacrifice yourself to me.
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VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek...
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VOICE 4: ...kill all the gods.
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Go to Eternity.
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VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek...
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summon the Bifrost.
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VOICE 4: Go to Eternity.
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VOICE 5: Kill all the gods.
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VOICE 3: Summon the Bifrost.
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VOICE 4: Go to Eternity.
VOICE 5: Kill all the gods.
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Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
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-(SWORD STABBING)
-(FLOWER GODS GASPING)
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-(RAPU CHOKING)
-(FLOWER GODS WHIMPERING)
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(FLOWER GODS SHRIEK)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
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RAPU: The sword chose you.
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You are now cursed!
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Funny.
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It doesn't feel like a curse.
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(GROANS)
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Feels like a promise.
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So, this is my vow.
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All gods will die.
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(SWORD SWISHES)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
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(SINISTER MUSIC STOPS)
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(SOFT MUSIC INTRO PLAYS)
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(HARD ROCK VERSION
OF MARVEL THEME PLAYING)
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KORG: Come, come, gather round.
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And listen to the legend
of the Space Viking.
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AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson.
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(ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING)
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Raised in the way of the warrior,
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Thor was taught to help win battles,
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fighting the good fight
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for those who can't fight good.
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(BABY THOR COOING)
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He grew and he grew and he grew.
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He was sensitive, like a smile.
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And his loving nature
did not discriminate.
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He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.
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Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman
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on a Woman Wolf.
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(THOR AND WOLF HOWL)
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But Thor's one true love
was an Earth woman
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named Jane Fonda.
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Oh, wait. No. Jane Foster.
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But sadly, in the battle
for love, Thor lost.
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Ooh.
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In fact, he lost a lot
of people in those days.
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His mum.
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His dad.
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And that guy.
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And that guy.
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And whoever that is.
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And Heimdall.
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-And his brother.
-(THOR YELLING)
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-And his brother, again.
-(THOR YELLING)
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And again.
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(DISTANT YELLING)
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Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
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And then he said, "What have I done?"
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It seemed that everything
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and everyone he loved, he lost.
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And so he hid his heart
behind a big, fleshy bod,
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so it could never be broken again.
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But just because he was done loving,
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didn't mean he was done fighting.
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He teamed up with
the Guardians of the Galaxy
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and set off on some
classic Thor adventures.
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He got in shape.
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Putting in the hard yards.
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Turning pains into gains,
and never skipping leg day.
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(THOR GRUNTS)
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He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
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But beneath his God Bod,
there was still a Sad Bod
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just trying to get out.
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(ALL YELLING)
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Because all of the bods
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that Thor had worn over the years
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couldn't hide the pain
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that he was feeling on the inside.
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So he gave up his search for love,
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accepting that he was
only good for one thing...
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Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say,
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"Thor, we need your help
to win this battle."
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(SONG ENDS)
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-QUILL: Thor.
-(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
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We need your help to win this battle.
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Let's go.
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(SIGHS) Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
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Back to work.
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We must hurry, okay?
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People are dying.
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See you down there.
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(GRUNTS)
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(DISTANT GUNFIRE)
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Hurry up!
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(YELLING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CLUCKING)
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Give me those. You're gonna break 'em.
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(GRUNTING) I am Groot!
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Ah, you got sap all over it.
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Hello, everybody.
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ROCKET: Well, well, look who it is.
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How are we doing, guys?
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DRAX: Terrible!
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We're all about to die.
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You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.
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I said it was going to be,
"Like a relaxing holiday."
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But look at that resplendent skyscape.
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Three suns of Saturn.
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What could be more relaxing than that?
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An actual holiday!
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Die, Booskan scum!
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(BOOSKANS GROAN)
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God of Thunder.
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King Yakan.
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You have finally joined our fight.
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Well, as they say,
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"Better late than not at all." (CHUCKLES)
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Yes, it's very nice.
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As you know, we used to live
in a peaceful oasis.
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But then our gods were murdered.
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Murdered?
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And now our sacred temple
has been left unguarded,
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and Habooska's hordes
took control of its power.
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It is our most sacred shrine
and he desecrates it.
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Not for long.
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(DRAMATICALLY) Ah!
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King Yakan, tell them
what happened here today.
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Tell of the time that Thor,
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and his ragtag, motley crew
of misfit desperados,
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turned the tide of the battle,
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and etched their names in history.
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For the odds may be against us,
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but I'll tell you this for free...
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Here it comes.
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This ends here and now!
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(MOUTHING ALONG)
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Oh!
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(WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES)
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(THOR GRUNTING)
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-(SCREECHES)
-(THOR GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STORMBREAKER POWERS UP)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(STRAINING)
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(ENGINES CONTINUE REVVING)
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(YELLING)
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(TURBINES SQUEAKING)
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(BOOSKAN CACKLES)
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He's not going to go
into the temple, is he? No.
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(CRACKLING)
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Oh.
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-(SONG STOPS)
-(ALL CHEERING)
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Well done, everybody.
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We can collectively take credit for that
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because we worked as a team.
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We used our hearts and our minds
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to defeat the enemy
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with minimal loss or damage.
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(CROWD GASPING)
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What a classic Thor adventure!
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Hurrah!
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(SOUNDS FADE OUT)
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(MACHINE THRUMMING)
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-(THRUMMING STOPS)
-(SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)
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Good book?
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MAN: Yeah.
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I wrote it.
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Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
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I am.
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-Uh... Hi. (CHUCKLES)
-Hi.
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How's the, uh, Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
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It's tough.
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-Yeah.
-Really tough.
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It's... You need a 3D model.
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You ever see Event Horizon?
268
00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:02,797
-No.
-(SIGHS)
269
00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:05,213
-Interstellar?
-No.
270
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,171
That movie explains everything
really clearly.
271
00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:09,714
Um, all right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge
272
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,463
folds space, so that point A and point B
273
00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:16,422
coexist in space and time.
274
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,088
Like that.
275
00:15:19,964 --> 00:15:21,296
You just ruined your own book.
276
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,130
Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
277
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,839
(CHUCKLES)
278
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880
Watch those movies.
279
00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,380
-Okay.
-Okay.
280
00:15:28,547 --> 00:15:30,797
Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
281
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,088
(CLEARS THROAT)
282
00:15:36,422 --> 00:15:37,672
(SIGHS NOISILY)
283
00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:40,046
So, how's, uh... how's it going?
284
00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:43,463
It's going amazing.
285
00:15:48,088 --> 00:15:51,505
Have you told anyone else besides me?
286
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,380
When people find out,
they start acting weird.
287
00:15:54,463 --> 00:15:56,505
They're just different.
288
00:15:57,296 --> 00:15:59,130
I don't need that in my life right now.
289
00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:00,922
Anyway, it's not that serious.
290
00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,588
Jane, it's Stage Four.
291
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,922
Out of, like, how many stages?
292
00:16:05,672 --> 00:16:06,672
Four.
293
00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:08,005
That we know about.
294
00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:10,088
-(CHUCKLES)
-(DARCY SIGHS)
295
00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,630
Oh, you have somewhere else
you gotta be right now
296
00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,422
that's more important than chemo?
297
00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:17,839
No.
298
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,380
(JANE TUTS)
299
00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:26,964
You're trying to get back
to the lab, aren't you?
300
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,880
I have a few ideas I'm trying.
301
00:16:29,046 --> 00:16:30,839
Okay, no, time out.
302
00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,880
I know you think your lab work
is something you have to do,
303
00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:36,588
otherwise you're letting down
all of civilization,
304
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,296
but you're not getting what the universe
305
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:40,964
is actually trying to tell you,
306
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,505
so let me translate.
307
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:45,088
Slow down.
308
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,213
You need your energy to fight this thing.
309
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,839
I'll fight it my way, okay?
310
00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:52,338
Well, FYI,
311
00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:56,171
"my way" does not have
to equal "alone in a lab."
312
00:16:57,005 --> 00:16:58,005
(GASPS)
313
00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:01,171
Maybe it's time to play
the Space Viking card.
314
00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:03,338
-It's not a card.
-Yes, it is.
315
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,922
-There's no card.
-There's a card.
316
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,463
It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
317
00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:09,005
It's a handsome card.
318
00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:10,922
-Jane, are you sure?
-Look, Darcy...
319
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,213
I will figure this out by myself.
320
00:17:14,296 --> 00:17:15,296
(BEEPS)
321
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,255
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
322
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,964
SELVIG: Results are
still coming back the same.
323
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,463
I'm afraid the chemo
has very little effect.
324
00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,213
I'm so sorry, Jane.
325
00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:33,797
If there's anything I can do,
326
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,839
or if you just wanna talk, call me.
327
00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:48,714
-(SIGHS)
-(RUSTLING)
328
00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:51,088
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
329
00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:01,046
(PARADISE CITY BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
330
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:33,588
Smell like a king, because you're worthy.
331
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:35,130
Old Spice.
332
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,505
(PLAYS OLD SPICE JINGLE)
333
00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:39,088
-DIRECTOR: Cut!
-(BELL RINGS)
334
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,547
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
335
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:45,755
(CROWD CHEERING)
336
00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:49,880
(PARADISE CITY
BY GUNS 'N' ROSES CONTINUES)
337
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880
(SONG FADES)
338
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:02,338
(BAND PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC)
339
00:19:02,422 --> 00:19:03,964
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
340
00:19:06,171 --> 00:19:08,672
ACTOR ODIN: Look at this place.
It's beautiful.
341
00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:10,005
Home.
342
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:11,338
Yes, home, Father.
343
00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,505
We're here to take you home.
344
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,422
Yes. To planet Asgard.
345
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,964
Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
346
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:21,797
It is people. It is you!
347
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,839
And now, it is time
348
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,547
for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
349
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,296
(ACTOR LOKI WHIMPERS)
350
00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:31,046
I will take my place
351
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,088
in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla,
352
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:36,588
the resting place of the gods.
353
00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,714
Oh, one more thing.
354
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:40,880
You have a sister.
355
00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:45,797
And so now, I turn into godly stardust,
356
00:19:46,255 --> 00:19:48,005
and say farewell.
357
00:19:48,672 --> 00:19:49,672
Oh, look.
358
00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,171
Do you see? It's happening.
359
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,588
I'm disappearing.
360
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,672
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
361
00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,672
No!
362
00:20:00,755 --> 00:20:01,797
Father!
363
00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,380
But wait! Brother!
364
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,088
An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.
365
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,755
BOTH: Transform!
366
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:12,964
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
367
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,547
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
368
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,463
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
369
00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:21,547
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
370
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,255
I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
371
00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:26,588
Now, I return to Asgard
372
00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:29,380
to stake my claim
as the rightful heir to the throne,
373
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,380
and no one will stop me!
374
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,463
Join me or die!
375
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,839
We will never join you, witch!
376
00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:34,922
Mjolnir!
377
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:39,714
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
378
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,046
Impossible!
379
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,505
(GRUNTS)
380
00:20:42,588 --> 00:20:44,463
I broke your hammer!
381
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,046
Time to die!
382
00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:47,505
BOTH: Bifrost!
383
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:50,338
(CHEERING)
384
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,839
You can almost feel the power
385
00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:04,797
of these magnificent and immovable stones.
386
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,672
Okay. Let's head back to the village
387
00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:10,755
where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.
388
00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:12,505
-Come on.
-(TOURISTS CHEER)
389
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,547
(SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
390
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,755
(DEEP RUMBLING)
391
00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:34,714
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
392
00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:36,005
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
393
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,380
(CRACKLING)
394
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,797
(THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING)
395
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,880
(MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
396
00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:49,046
God of Disaster,
397
00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:51,463
we thank you.
398
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,463
We feared we would be at war forever
399
00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:55,338
without the protection of our gods,
400
00:21:55,505 --> 00:21:58,505
but now, peace shall reign.
401
00:21:59,005 --> 00:22:02,422
In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.
402
00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:03,672
(INTENSE SCREAMING)
403
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:06,296
As is tradition,
the protectors of our world
404
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,463
are bestowed with great beasts.
405
00:22:08,547 --> 00:22:10,964
-(GOATS SCREAMING)
-(MEN GRUNTING)
406
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:12,088
Giant goats!
407
00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:14,255
Oh, look at those! They are wonderful.
408
00:22:14,422 --> 00:22:17,213
Korg, look at that.
Those things are beautiful.
409
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,630
King Yakan, thank you so much.
410
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,630
Listen, um, about the temple...
411
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:22,839
I don't wanna talk about the temple.
412
00:22:22,922 --> 00:22:24,005
I know, but if we were to talk about it,
413
00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:25,338
-I think it's important...
-It's making me sad.
414
00:22:25,422 --> 00:22:26,422
...to life and material objects...
415
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:27,797
-And mad.
-Okay, I'll stop talking.
416
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,630
-(CHUCKLES)
-Don't forget the goats.
417
00:22:29,797 --> 00:22:32,088
Which you accepted,
and now must take with you.
418
00:22:32,255 --> 00:22:33,380
No backsies.
419
00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:37,213
-Aw. They are beautiful.
-Yes, they are beautiful.
420
00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:38,296
(GOATS SCREAMING)
421
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,922
They also scream quite a lot.
422
00:22:40,005 --> 00:22:41,005
They'll be fine.
423
00:22:41,088 --> 00:22:43,046
-(SCREAMING)
-I am Groot.
424
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,171
We need to find the damn remote
425
00:22:44,255 --> 00:22:45,922
so we can download the distress signal!
426
00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:48,046
THOR: Retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?
427
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,463
One of your goats probably ate it!
428
00:22:49,547 --> 00:22:51,296
Goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.
429
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,797
Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
430
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,588
-DRAX: I love them!
-(ROCKET GRUNTS)
431
00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:55,714
They should live with us forever!
432
00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:56,922
QUILL: Found the remote!
433
00:22:57,088 --> 00:22:58,130
I'm putting them down.
434
00:22:58,213 --> 00:22:59,296
-MANTIS: Me too.
-Is it working or not?
435
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,672
No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.
436
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:01,755
Well, maybe you need to find a charger...
437
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,880
-(GUN POWERS UP)
-Get out of my way!
438
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,213
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
439
00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:06,005
-(KORG GRUNTS)
-THOR: Whew.
440
00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:07,880
-Korg, you okay?
-Yeah, bro. All good.
441
00:23:07,964 --> 00:23:09,171
All right. Everybody, just relax.
442
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,422
The goats are gonna be fine.
443
00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:12,213
If not, we can just use them for meat...
444
00:23:12,714 --> 00:23:14,046
(SCREAMING STOPS)
445
00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,755
...ting people. Meeting people.
446
00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:17,213
They're a great conversation starter.
447
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,296
And I've been told
448
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,755
you can summon them with a special whistle
449
00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:21,422
that goes something like this...
(FAILS TO WHISTLE)
450
00:23:21,505 --> 00:23:23,296
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
451
00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:24,797
No, that's not it. You have a go.
452
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,296
-(GROWLS)
-No, that's not it.
453
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,005
-KRAGLIN: Oh, hey, guys.
-Kraglin!
454
00:23:28,088 --> 00:23:29,380
KORG: (FAILS TO WHISTLE)
No, that's not it.
455
00:23:29,463 --> 00:23:30,463
You been here this whole time?
456
00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:31,755
Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
457
00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:34,171
This is Glenda. We're married.
458
00:23:34,588 --> 00:23:36,296
(SPLUTTERS) I am Groot.
459
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:37,422
What did we tell you
460
00:23:37,505 --> 00:23:39,005
about jumpin' into new relationships?
461
00:23:39,171 --> 00:23:40,422
That I shouldn't be doing that.
462
00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:41,588
Yeah, you can't get married
463
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,171
on every single planet we land on.
464
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,797
I am Groot.
465
00:23:45,255 --> 00:23:46,797
-(BEEPING)
-QUILL: Finally!
466
00:23:46,964 --> 00:23:48,755
All right, here we go. Distress calls.
467
00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:52,130
FEMALE CALLER: Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!
468
00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:53,422
QUILL: God Butcher?
469
00:23:53,505 --> 00:23:55,213
MALE CALLER: He left them
hanging as a warning.
470
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:57,130
Look at all of these gods, murdered.
471
00:23:57,213 --> 00:23:59,088
MALE CALLER 2: Our greatest champions,
472
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,922
now laid to waste.
473
00:24:01,088 --> 00:24:02,255
The horror.
474
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:03,797
Who could have done something like this?
475
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,005
Thor, where are you?
476
00:24:06,088 --> 00:24:07,672
Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.
477
00:24:09,171 --> 00:24:10,171
Play that one.
478
00:24:11,755 --> 00:24:13,255
-Thor, where are you?
-THOR: Sif?
479
00:24:13,338 --> 00:24:14,630
We need you here.
480
00:24:15,338 --> 00:24:16,964
My friend is in danger.
We must go at once.
481
00:24:17,463 --> 00:24:18,755
Start the ship, my friends.
482
00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,880
I don't know, maybe we should split up.
483
00:24:20,964 --> 00:24:21,964
So many people to save,
484
00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:24,046
I mean, look at all of these distress...
485
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,630
-(VEST CREAKS SLOWLY)
-...calls.
486
00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:28,005
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
487
00:24:29,005 --> 00:24:30,005
Thor.
488
00:24:30,171 --> 00:24:31,505
You gonna be okay?
489
00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:33,130
I admire your commitment to each other.
490
00:24:33,213 --> 00:24:34,380
It's a beautiful thing.
491
00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:36,255
Alas, it's something I'll never have.
492
00:24:36,422 --> 00:24:37,797
Buddy, if I may...
493
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:39,380
You may.
494
00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,130
After thousands of years of living,
495
00:24:42,213 --> 00:24:43,463
you don't seem to know
who the hell you are.
496
00:24:44,422 --> 00:24:45,880
I've been lost before.
497
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,588
But then I found meaning, I found love.
498
00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:50,922
And yeah, it got taken from me,
499
00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,130
and god, that hurts.
500
00:24:54,005 --> 00:24:56,714
But that shitty feeling
is better than feeling empty.
501
00:24:58,213 --> 00:24:59,213
My hope for you is that
502
00:24:59,296 --> 00:25:01,880
one day, you will find something
503
00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:04,547
to make you feel this shitty.
504
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:07,422
I have loved before. It didn't work out.
505
00:25:07,588 --> 00:25:09,672
They either die a grismal death
506
00:25:09,755 --> 00:25:11,422
or they dump you
with a handwritten letter.
507
00:25:11,505 --> 00:25:12,505
I don't know which is worse,
508
00:25:12,588 --> 00:25:14,755
but it's why I keep everyone
at arm's length.
509
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:16,797
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)
510
00:25:17,714 --> 00:25:18,714
You've grown too attached.
511
00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:19,922
Damn it, I knew this would happen.
512
00:25:20,005 --> 00:25:21,880
-You must go. I'll find Sif.
-(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
513
00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:23,839
You answer the other calls.
514
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:25,296
The galaxy needs its Guardians.
515
00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:26,380
Cool, yeah. We were just leaving...
516
00:25:26,463 --> 00:25:27,880
Shh. I know it hurts.
517
00:25:28,046 --> 00:25:29,755
But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.
518
00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,380
To ease the pain, why don't you, uh,
519
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:35,880
take this ship here
as a parting farewell gift?
520
00:25:36,547 --> 00:25:37,839
Oh, you're giving me my ship?
521
00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,338
Yes, she's yours.
522
00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:42,213
May you make as many memories
with her as I have.
523
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:43,880
She's a temperamental old lass.
524
00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:46,338
Will serve you well in a tight pickle.
525
00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,714
-KRAGLIN: I'll start the ship.
-Thank you.
526
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,088
Goodbye, old friend.
527
00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:52,005
A human handshake
528
00:25:52,088 --> 00:25:53,964
to the Asgardian shake.
529
00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,588
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
530
00:25:56,672 --> 00:25:57,672
(WHOOSHES)
531
00:25:57,755 --> 00:25:58,922
You're really dragging this out.
532
00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:01,839
And finish with the classic
Asgardian high one.
533
00:26:03,422 --> 00:26:04,672
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
534
00:26:05,755 --> 00:26:06,922
-DRAX: Let's go.
-(SPACESHIP POWERING UP)
535
00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:08,088
Take care of my crew.
536
00:26:08,171 --> 00:26:09,296
This is gonna be hard for them.
537
00:26:09,463 --> 00:26:10,547
Hurry up!
538
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:11,714
Not her.
539
00:26:11,797 --> 00:26:13,130
Remember what I told you.
540
00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,547
You ever feel lost,
541
00:26:16,338 --> 00:26:18,672
just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.
542
00:26:19,088 --> 00:26:21,088
They'll tell you exactly who you are.
543
00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:23,213
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
544
00:26:25,505 --> 00:26:26,505
All right. Bye.
545
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,463
For what it's worth,
let's cling to the good memories.
546
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:34,296
-(ENGINE HUMMING LOUDLY)
-We Asgardians say,
547
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:36,964
"May you travel with the speed
of Odin's ravens.
548
00:26:37,422 --> 00:26:38,588
"I'll see you in Valhalla
549
00:26:38,672 --> 00:26:40,547
"where we shall drink mead and..."
550
00:26:42,505 --> 00:26:44,714
-They're gone.
-Alone again. Just me and you.
551
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,046
Stormbreaker!
552
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:48,964
Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
553
00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:51,046
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
554
00:26:52,588 --> 00:26:53,839
So what do we do now, bro?
555
00:26:54,005 --> 00:26:55,380
Let's go get Sif!
556
00:26:56,797 --> 00:26:59,005
(GOATS SCREAMING)
557
00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:03,296
(GOATS SCREAM)
558
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,714
KORG: Who or what is that?
559
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,005
Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
560
00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:18,505
One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
561
00:27:20,088 --> 00:27:21,255
Oh, no.
562
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,964
(GRUNTS)
563
00:27:30,255 --> 00:27:31,964
Sif, it's me, Thor.
564
00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:33,547
Odinson?
565
00:27:33,964 --> 00:27:35,130
You're missing an arm.
566
00:27:35,463 --> 00:27:36,463
I'm gonna get you home.
567
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,547
No! Leave me here.
568
00:27:38,714 --> 00:27:40,672
I want to die a warrior's death.
569
00:27:40,839 --> 00:27:42,880
On the battlefield. In battle.
570
00:27:43,046 --> 00:27:45,922
And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
571
00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:48,422
Oh, I hate to break it to you,
572
00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:50,088
but for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
573
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,588
you have to die in the battle.
574
00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:54,296
-You survived.
-Oh, shit.
575
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,672
Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.
576
00:27:58,422 --> 00:27:59,547
What happened here?
577
00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:01,630
(SIGHS) I've been hunting a madman.
578
00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:03,880
I followed him here, but it was a trap.
579
00:28:04,046 --> 00:28:05,046
Who is this madman?
580
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,839
The God Butcher is coming.
581
00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:10,338
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
582
00:28:10,714 --> 00:28:12,255
Asgard is next.
583
00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:14,422
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
584
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,547
(BELL CLANGING IN DISTANCE)
585
00:28:21,505 --> 00:28:23,630
(EERIE WHOOSHING)
586
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,839
(LOW UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING)
587
00:29:04,922 --> 00:29:07,130
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
588
00:29:23,547 --> 00:29:26,130
(CREATURES GROWLING)
589
00:29:26,964 --> 00:29:28,922
(ROCK SONG PLAYING QUIETLY ON SPEAKER)
590
00:29:30,422 --> 00:29:32,880
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(EXPLOSIONS)
591
00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:37,046
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
592
00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:39,171
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
593
00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:42,547
(MUSIC BUILDS UP)
594
00:29:44,505 --> 00:29:45,922
(HORSE WHINNYING)
595
00:29:46,296 --> 00:29:48,296
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
596
00:29:49,046 --> 00:29:50,338
(GRUNTS)
597
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:02,088
(WARRIORS GRUNT)
598
00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:03,797
MAN: Look, it's Thor!
599
00:30:03,964 --> 00:30:05,922
-MAN 2: Thor!
-Take Sif to the infirmary.
600
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,171
VALKYRIE: Hey!
601
00:30:07,255 --> 00:30:08,463
Who'd you piss off now?
602
00:30:08,547 --> 00:30:10,046
This is not my fault.
I've never even seen these things,
603
00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,130
whatever the hell they are.
604
00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:12,380
Welcome back.
605
00:30:14,964 --> 00:30:16,547
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
606
00:30:22,547 --> 00:30:24,714
(CREATURE ROARING)
607
00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:28,463
(SCREECHES)
608
00:30:29,797 --> 00:30:32,046
(METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD)
609
00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,171
(WHOOSHING)
610
00:30:35,046 --> 00:30:37,338
(WARRIORS CHEERING)
611
00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:39,005
Who's the new guy?
612
00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:41,880
That guy? You're gonna love that guy.
613
00:30:42,964 --> 00:30:45,672
(WHOOSHING)
614
00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:58,588
Mjol... Mjolnir! Mjolnir!
615
00:30:58,755 --> 00:30:59,797
It's me, Thor.
616
00:30:59,964 --> 00:31:01,171
Have you seen my hammer?
617
00:31:01,255 --> 00:31:02,755
(WHISTLES) Mjolnir, here, boy.
618
00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:04,338
(SOFT RUMBLING)
619
00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:06,296
Mjolnir?
620
00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:11,588
Mjolnir.
621
00:31:11,672 --> 00:31:13,797
(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS)
622
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,880
(SLOW-MOTIONED) You're back!
623
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,588
-(WHOOSHES)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
624
00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:23,463
Mjolnir!
625
00:31:25,255 --> 00:31:27,672
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING)
626
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:36,547
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
627
00:31:51,296 --> 00:31:52,296
Excuse me.
628
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,255
Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.
629
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,088
And that's my look.
630
00:31:57,171 --> 00:31:58,547
-(CREATURE SNARLS)
-(GRUNTS)
631
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,880
Hey!
632
00:32:08,213 --> 00:32:09,380
Enough tomfoolery.
633
00:32:09,547 --> 00:32:11,714
Why don't you take off
that mask and reveal yourself?
634
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,880
Come on.
635
00:32:14,797 --> 00:32:15,797
Hey.
636
00:32:16,422 --> 00:32:17,588
(INCREDULOUSLY) Jane?
637
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:26,130
KORG: Let me tell you
the legend of Thor and Jane.
638
00:32:26,213 --> 00:32:27,797
(OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA PLAYING)
639
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,880
He was a God of Thunder
and she, a woman of science.
640
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:35,547
And although they were
from different worlds,
641
00:32:37,338 --> 00:32:39,046
somehow, it just made sense.
642
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,338
THOR: Whoo! Ha-ha!
643
00:32:40,422 --> 00:32:41,880
KORG: And together they embarked
644
00:32:41,964 --> 00:32:43,880
on a journey of love.
645
00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:48,338
(LAUGHS PROUDLY)
646
00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:49,463
(JANE SNICKERS)
647
00:32:49,547 --> 00:32:51,922
Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
648
00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:53,964
-(JANE GASPS)
-(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING)
649
00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:57,088
And Jane taught Thor
the way of the people.
650
00:32:58,380 --> 00:32:59,922
And as time passed,
651
00:33:00,005 --> 00:33:02,630
their love grew deeper and deeper.
652
00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:04,505
(LAUGHING)
653
00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:07,755
She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?
654
00:33:09,213 --> 00:33:10,338
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
655
00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:13,714
I need you to promise me
you'll always protect her.
656
00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:17,338
I love you too, buddy.
657
00:33:18,922 --> 00:33:22,547
KORG: And love that deep
has a way of becoming magical.
658
00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,422
(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)
659
00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:28,338
Thor set his sights toward a future
660
00:33:28,422 --> 00:33:30,547
and all it might hold.
661
00:33:31,046 --> 00:33:33,338
(OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA CONTINUES)
662
00:33:34,422 --> 00:33:36,880
But the more he pondered a life with Jane,
663
00:33:36,964 --> 00:33:38,964
the more he feared losing that life.
664
00:33:39,463 --> 00:33:41,797
And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
665
00:33:41,964 --> 00:33:44,296
she was scared of loss as well.
666
00:33:47,755 --> 00:33:50,046
And so, they built walls between them.
667
00:33:50,922 --> 00:33:52,964
Thor got busy saving humanity.
668
00:33:53,672 --> 00:33:54,755
THOR: Heimdall!
669
00:33:55,046 --> 00:33:56,046
(WHOOSHING)
670
00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:58,422
KORG: And Jane got busy doing the same.
671
00:33:59,255 --> 00:34:00,714
Real busy.
672
00:34:00,797 --> 00:34:03,755
And eventually, the space
between them grew and grew
673
00:34:03,839 --> 00:34:05,922
until it became too wide to bear.
674
00:34:06,005 --> 00:34:07,338
(WHOOSHING)
675
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,255
KORG: Something had to give.
676
00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:17,005
I have to stay up all night
to go through this data. Okay?
677
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,213
And I have to stay up all night
678
00:34:18,296 --> 00:34:20,463
-and clean all of this up.
-There's two plates!
679
00:34:20,547 --> 00:34:21,547
It's two plates and two forks!
680
00:34:21,922 --> 00:34:23,922
(WHOOSHING)
681
00:34:25,839 --> 00:34:27,922
KORG: And then, one night, it did give.
682
00:34:29,505 --> 00:34:31,130
Jane wrote a note.
683
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,380
And Thor read that note.
684
00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:38,797
And their legend suddenly became myth.
685
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,296
(SONG FADES)
686
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,255
Or so they thought.
687
00:34:44,839 --> 00:34:46,880
-(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)
-You okay?
688
00:34:47,046 --> 00:34:49,880
Yeah... (CHUCKLES)
it's a little, uh, hot in...
689
00:34:49,964 --> 00:34:52,005
-(EARS RINGING)
-(PANTING) Startin' to feel...
690
00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:55,046
It's claustrophobic with the helmet.
691
00:34:55,964 --> 00:34:58,213
-(GRUNTS, PANTS)
-(RINGING STOPS)
692
00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:00,338
How?
693
00:35:00,547 --> 00:35:01,839
-Uh... (GRUNTS)
-(CREATURE SNARLS)
694
00:35:02,422 --> 00:35:04,714
(GRUNTING) Can we talk about this later?
695
00:35:05,255 --> 00:35:06,255
Yeah, sure.
696
00:35:06,422 --> 00:35:07,630
Great seeing you.
697
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,296
(WHOOSHING)
698
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,505
What?
699
00:35:12,505 --> 00:35:14,922
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
700
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,130
VOICE: Kill all the gods.
701
00:35:19,213 --> 00:35:20,630
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
702
00:35:29,255 --> 00:35:30,380
(CREATURE SNARLS)
703
00:35:34,547 --> 00:35:36,839
(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)
704
00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:39,547
(GRUNTS)
705
00:35:43,588 --> 00:35:46,130
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
706
00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:48,588
(GORR GROANS)
707
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:50,880
(GRUNTS)
708
00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,588
Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
709
00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:02,046
That's cool. I've only ever
read about it in stories.
710
00:36:02,422 --> 00:36:05,130
Then you know this is going to hurt.
711
00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,880
(SCOFFS) Pain.
712
00:36:07,088 --> 00:36:09,463
What is pain but a construct
invented by the weak?
713
00:36:09,547 --> 00:36:10,880
Okay, that's very sharp!
714
00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:12,338
(GRUNTING)
715
00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,171
Ready?
716
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:25,088
Don't touch my things.
717
00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:26,672
(BOTH GRUNT)
718
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:28,880
(GORR CHOKING)
719
00:36:33,588 --> 00:36:35,588
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
720
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:47,588
(GRUNTS)
721
00:36:51,422 --> 00:36:53,880
Yeah, you better run, you coward.
(CHUCKLES)
722
00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:56,130
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
723
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,839
(CREATURE GROWLING SOFTLY)
724
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,380
-(CREATURE GROWLS)
-(SCREAMING)
725
00:37:13,046 --> 00:37:15,422
The children. They're taking the children!
726
00:37:15,672 --> 00:37:17,130
-(SCREAMS)
-Mommy!
727
00:37:17,213 --> 00:37:18,505
(CLAMORING)
728
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,422
Mom!
729
00:37:21,922 --> 00:37:23,797
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
730
00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:29,755
(SCREAMING STOPS)
731
00:37:44,213 --> 00:37:46,672
Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
732
00:37:50,338 --> 00:37:52,588
Flew around the world twice. Nothing.
733
00:37:52,755 --> 00:37:55,505
Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them. (SCOFFS)
734
00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:57,338
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
735
00:37:58,547 --> 00:38:00,505
-Quite a reunion, huh?
-Eh, you're telling me.
736
00:38:00,672 --> 00:38:02,505
What's it been? Like, three, four years?
737
00:38:02,797 --> 00:38:04,964
Eight years, seven months, and six days.
738
00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:06,338
I haven't forgotten
739
00:38:06,505 --> 00:38:07,672
the last time I saw you,
740
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:09,547
or didn't see you, because you left.
(CHUCKLES)
741
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,380
It's kind of an oversimplification
742
00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:12,630
to say that I left.
743
00:38:12,797 --> 00:38:14,922
Ah, no, you left. You did.
744
00:38:15,088 --> 00:38:16,922
You wrote me a beautiful
handwritten letter.
745
00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:19,046
I should know, I was there. (CHUCKLES)
746
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,296
-You weren't there...
-I was.
747
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:21,755
...actually, hence the note.
748
00:38:23,422 --> 00:38:25,255
(CHUCKLES) And if you weren't
there to see me leave,
749
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,088
then maybe it was you that left.
750
00:38:28,046 --> 00:38:29,797
-Fair point. Hmm.
-Uh...
751
00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:31,338
Not that it matters.
752
00:38:31,422 --> 00:38:32,547
Like, who's keeping track, right?
753
00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:34,088
(CHUCKLING) No, yeah.
754
00:38:34,171 --> 00:38:36,588
I suppose we both left
and both got left. (CHUCKLES)
755
00:38:36,672 --> 00:38:37,797
Now you're leaving again.
756
00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:41,130
VALKYRIE: Miek, we need detailed accounts
757
00:38:41,213 --> 00:38:42,296
from all the witnesses.
758
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:43,463
Darryl, get me all the names
759
00:38:43,547 --> 00:38:44,630
of the children who have been lost.
760
00:38:45,255 --> 00:38:46,672
Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken,
761
00:38:46,755 --> 00:38:47,755
and I don't know where she is.
762
00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:49,255
And she'll be found.
763
00:38:49,547 --> 00:38:50,755
Guys, they're bleeding.
764
00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:52,255
Get them to the infirmary. Now!
765
00:38:52,338 --> 00:38:53,338
Darryl!
766
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:55,338
Majesty, should we start working
767
00:38:55,422 --> 00:38:57,338
on a performance of this entire debacle?
768
00:38:57,505 --> 00:38:59,005
The people need entertainment.
769
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,880
Particularly now, in times of crisis.
770
00:39:01,046 --> 00:39:02,505
Particularly.
771
00:39:02,588 --> 00:39:04,463
(PEOPLE PLEADING)
772
00:39:04,547 --> 00:39:05,797
I did not hear a, "No."
773
00:39:06,255 --> 00:39:07,463
Nor did I.
774
00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:08,755
-Asgard. Night.
-Yes!
775
00:39:08,922 --> 00:39:10,130
We open on some sleeping children.
776
00:39:12,171 --> 00:39:13,880
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
777
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,422
So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
778
00:39:16,964 --> 00:39:18,130
The old ex-girlfriend.
779
00:39:18,296 --> 00:39:19,338
Jodie Foster.
780
00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:20,547
Jane Foster.
781
00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:21,880
The one that got away.
782
00:39:22,338 --> 00:39:23,547
THOR: The one that got away.
783
00:39:23,672 --> 00:39:24,714
That means escaped.
784
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,463
Yeah. Yeah... Yeah.
785
00:39:26,922 --> 00:39:28,755
Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend
786
00:39:28,839 --> 00:39:30,422
and your ex-hammer hangin' out,
787
00:39:30,505 --> 00:39:31,922
and getting on so well.
788
00:39:36,171 --> 00:39:37,422
What you up to, bro?
789
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,463
(SOFTLY) Come on.
790
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,296
Come to daddy.
791
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:44,296
(CLICKS TONGUE) Come on. Mjolnir.
792
00:39:45,964 --> 00:39:48,672
Hey! There you are.
793
00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:49,755
Hey.
794
00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:50,922
WOMAN: Do you know
what I think we should do?
795
00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:52,714
-I was just calling you.
-WOMAN: Start an army!
796
00:39:52,797 --> 00:39:54,672
With what? Half our soldiers are dead!
797
00:39:54,755 --> 00:39:56,338
Half our soldiers are always dead!
798
00:39:56,422 --> 00:39:58,463
-Where are the children?
-Everyone, please go home.
799
00:39:58,547 --> 00:39:59,588
I promise you we'll have news soon.
800
00:39:59,755 --> 00:40:01,088
Someone needs to tell us what happened.
801
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,714
VALKYRIE: We shall find them.
802
00:40:02,797 --> 00:40:04,630
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
803
00:40:04,714 --> 00:40:06,046
-I just don't understand.
-MAN: You know what?
804
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:07,422
This is all our fault.
805
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:08,714
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
-MAN 2: Stop it!
806
00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:09,880
Asgard!
807
00:40:09,964 --> 00:40:11,422
(COMMOTION STOPS)
808
00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:17,880
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
809
00:40:19,005 --> 00:40:21,797
My friends, we must not quarrel.
810
00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:25,213
In times like this, we need
to unite, come together.
811
00:40:25,964 --> 00:40:27,797
I see what's happening here.
812
00:40:28,463 --> 00:40:30,672
-You're afraid. Hmm?
-(SOFT SQUEAKING)
813
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,338
Scared.
814
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:34,672
Afraid.
815
00:40:34,964 --> 00:40:35,964
Anxious.
816
00:40:36,547 --> 00:40:37,714
(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)
817
00:40:37,797 --> 00:40:38,797
If we are to find the children,
818
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,630
we must first look within ourselves.
819
00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:43,880
I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard
820
00:40:43,964 --> 00:40:45,255
to give a rousing speech
821
00:40:45,338 --> 00:40:46,463
with the (MIMICS SQUEAKING) noise.
822
00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:48,046
-What are you doing?
-She's taking minutes.
823
00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:49,463
Oh, precious minutes we don't have.
824
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,588
-(WHINES)
-You want the kids back?
825
00:40:52,672 --> 00:40:54,338
I'll be back in a minute.
826
00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:56,588
You can write that down, Miek.
827
00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,338
-(MARKER SQUEAKING)
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
828
00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:00,672
-(GRUNTS)
-VALKYRIE: No!
829
00:41:01,588 --> 00:41:03,005
(ALL EXCLAIM)
830
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:05,463
(RUMBLING)
831
00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:07,213
(THOR GRUNTS)
832
00:41:09,463 --> 00:41:11,046
THOR: Stormbreaker, what are you doing?
833
00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:12,422
Is this about Mjolnir?
834
00:41:12,755 --> 00:41:14,213
Everyone, out!
835
00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:16,005
(SIGHS ANGRILY)
836
00:41:16,088 --> 00:41:17,922
-(SIZZLING)
-Didn't find them.
837
00:41:18,005 --> 00:41:19,130
Oh, bae, your cape's on fire.
838
00:41:19,213 --> 00:41:20,255
It's fine. It'll grow back.
839
00:41:20,338 --> 00:41:21,755
I'm invoicing you for this.
840
00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:22,839
Listen.
841
00:41:22,922 --> 00:41:24,046
What do we know about this guy?
842
00:41:24,213 --> 00:41:25,463
He travels through shadows.
843
00:41:25,547 --> 00:41:26,964
And he creates monsters with them.
844
00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:28,672
Absolutely freaky monsters.
845
00:41:28,839 --> 00:41:30,797
He also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?
846
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,338
Because he almost speared me
in the face with it.
847
00:41:32,422 --> 00:41:33,463
What's a Necrosword?
848
00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:34,839
It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
849
00:41:34,922 --> 00:41:36,463
through hands since the dawn of time.
850
00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:38,755
It has the ability to slay gods,
851
00:41:38,839 --> 00:41:40,422
but it slowly corrupts and kills
852
00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:42,046
whoever wields it, which means...
853
00:41:42,213 --> 00:41:43,588
Oh, so, it infected him.
854
00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:45,171
It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
855
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:47,964
VALKYRIE: So basically,
we're up against a cursed,
856
00:41:48,046 --> 00:41:49,839
shadow-zombie kidnapper.
857
00:41:50,213 --> 00:41:51,630
Awesome. When do we leave?
858
00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:53,171
-(WHOOSHING)
-BOY: Thor.
859
00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:54,630
Can you see me?
860
00:41:54,797 --> 00:41:55,964
Uh, floating head alert.
861
00:41:56,130 --> 00:41:57,964
It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.
862
00:41:58,130 --> 00:41:59,755
Astrid, are you okay?
863
00:41:59,922 --> 00:42:01,922
I no longer go by the name Astrid.
864
00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:04,046
I'm now known as Axl.
865
00:42:04,213 --> 00:42:06,422
He's a singer from a popular band
I heard on Earth.
866
00:42:06,505 --> 00:42:07,755
-KORG: G N' R.
-THOR: Astrid,
867
00:42:07,839 --> 00:42:09,839
your father gave you
a very tough Viking name
868
00:42:09,922 --> 00:42:11,422
and I intend to honor his wishes.
869
00:42:11,588 --> 00:42:12,672
-Axl.
-Astrid.
870
00:42:12,755 --> 00:42:13,964
-I said Axl.
-Astrid.
871
00:42:14,046 --> 00:42:15,171
-Axl!
-It's asshole.
872
00:42:15,255 --> 00:42:16,255
Now listen to him!
873
00:42:16,338 --> 00:42:18,922
All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
874
00:42:19,088 --> 00:42:22,338
I'm not sure. I don't know
how to use my magic eyes yet.
875
00:42:22,463 --> 00:42:23,880
Your father taught me
and I'm gonna teach you.
876
00:42:23,964 --> 00:42:26,505
I need you to focus
and hold out your hand.
877
00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:29,088
Okay, good. Now focus.
878
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,380
Close your eyes.
879
00:42:30,463 --> 00:42:32,338
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
880
00:42:33,338 --> 00:42:34,797
(DEEP RUMBLING)
881
00:42:35,338 --> 00:42:37,422
CHILDREN: (GASP) Thor!
882
00:42:38,171 --> 00:42:39,296
(PANTS)
883
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:40,672
Hey, how's it going, kids?
884
00:42:40,839 --> 00:42:42,672
"How's it going"? Look where we are.
885
00:42:42,839 --> 00:42:44,755
We're in a cage made of spikes.
886
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:47,046
Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
887
00:42:47,213 --> 00:42:48,296
Are you gonna do something?
888
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,964
Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
889
00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,130
I'm the vision ghost. Look.
890
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,463
(WHOOSHES)
891
00:42:53,547 --> 00:42:55,213
-See?
-What will happen to us?
892
00:42:55,505 --> 00:42:56,797
(SIGHS) Who can tell?
893
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,922
I mean, this is a very,
very bad situation.
894
00:42:59,088 --> 00:43:01,505
You know, the good news
is you're Asgardians.
895
00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:03,714
So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
896
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,088
Oh, my God. Go away.
897
00:43:05,255 --> 00:43:06,964
-Wait, wait. Listen.
-(RUMBLING)
898
00:43:07,046 --> 00:43:08,422
(ALL WHIMPERING)
899
00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:09,880
Okay. It's all right, children.
900
00:43:09,964 --> 00:43:11,380
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
901
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,922
Listen, I've got a plan, okay?
902
00:43:13,005 --> 00:43:14,839
I'm putting together
a really, really good team.
903
00:43:14,922 --> 00:43:18,630
We've got, um, Uncle Korg,
uh, King Valkyrie,
904
00:43:18,714 --> 00:43:20,880
um, my ex-girlfriend, Jane,
905
00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:23,171
which is a whole other story
I won't bore you with, okay?
906
00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:25,380
But it is a top-notch team,
907
00:43:25,463 --> 00:43:27,422
and we're gonna have you home
before you know it.
908
00:43:27,588 --> 00:43:28,714
Yeah.
909
00:43:28,797 --> 00:43:30,797
(ATMOSPHERIC RUMBLING)
910
00:43:31,964 --> 00:43:34,380
(SOFT OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
911
00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:37,171
I know where you are.
912
00:43:40,296 --> 00:43:41,547
I'm gonna get you out of here.
913
00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:42,880
I'm scared.
914
00:43:42,964 --> 00:43:45,046
-We all are.
-(CHILD WHIMPERS)
915
00:43:45,130 --> 00:43:47,422
ALL: Thor! Thor! Save us.
916
00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:50,922
(ALL CONTINUE PLEADING)
917
00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,296
Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
918
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,213
Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
919
00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:55,505
Axl, get me out of here!
920
00:43:55,588 --> 00:43:56,588
(RUMBLE)
921
00:43:57,088 --> 00:43:58,130
They're in the Shadow Realm.
922
00:43:58,296 --> 00:43:59,296
How do you know?
923
00:43:59,463 --> 00:44:02,005
The heavy atmosphere there
has a darkness like no other.
924
00:44:02,171 --> 00:44:04,130
It's as if color fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.
925
00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:06,588
Well then, if it's color we need,
926
00:44:07,046 --> 00:44:08,547
let's bring the rainbow.
927
00:44:10,547 --> 00:44:12,422
"Bring the rainbow"?
Is that a catchphrase or something?
928
00:44:12,588 --> 00:44:14,171
She's only been a Thor for a minute.
929
00:44:14,338 --> 00:44:15,630
I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at.
930
00:44:15,714 --> 00:44:16,839
But the rest of it, she needs work.
931
00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:17,922
How many catchphrases have there been?
932
00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:19,005
A lot.
933
00:44:20,714 --> 00:44:22,547
Yep. Jumped the gun.
934
00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:23,964
Hang on, he moves through shadows
935
00:44:24,046 --> 00:44:25,255
and he's going to the Shadow Realm,
936
00:44:25,338 --> 00:44:26,338
it seems like that's where
937
00:44:26,422 --> 00:44:27,463
he's going to be the most powerful.
938
00:44:27,547 --> 00:44:28,547
THOR: You're right. We can't just go
939
00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:29,672
marching in there. It could be a trap.
940
00:44:29,755 --> 00:44:30,797
We'd be endangering the children.
941
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,088
-VALKYRIE: Mm.
-We need reinforcements.
942
00:44:32,171 --> 00:44:33,171
We must raise an army.
943
00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:34,588
Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?
944
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:35,964
-I'm thinking it.
-What are we thinking?
945
00:44:36,046 --> 00:44:37,422
-Thinking what?
-I'm thinking it too.
946
00:44:37,505 --> 00:44:39,797
-BOTH: Omnipotence City.
-KORG: Hmm!
947
00:44:40,171 --> 00:44:41,588
What's Omnipotence City?
948
00:44:41,755 --> 00:44:43,922
It's the home of the most
powerful gods in the universe.
949
00:44:44,088 --> 00:44:45,922
We could pull together
the greatest team ever.
950
00:44:46,088 --> 00:44:48,255
We could recruit Ra, Hercules,
951
00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:49,505
Tūmatauenga.
952
00:44:49,672 --> 00:44:51,088
Quetzalcoatl, maybe.
953
00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:53,338
And Zeus, the oldest
and wisest of them all.
954
00:44:53,505 --> 00:44:55,505
-Did you say Zeus?
-Yeah, Zeus.
955
00:44:55,588 --> 00:44:57,130
Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
956
00:44:57,296 --> 00:44:58,630
I'm not sure if he has a second name.
957
00:44:58,714 --> 00:44:59,922
Do you think my god will be there,
958
00:45:00,005 --> 00:45:01,005
Ninny of the Nonny?
959
00:45:01,088 --> 00:45:02,088
Oh, you never know, Korg.
960
00:45:02,171 --> 00:45:03,171
But if they are,
we'll ask them to join our team.
961
00:45:03,255 --> 00:45:04,255
Yes.
962
00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:06,088
-Stormbreaker. (GRUNTS)
-(WHOOSHING)
963
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,964
-(KORG GRUNTS)
-All right. Calm down. Relax.
964
00:45:08,046 --> 00:45:09,380
No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling
965
00:45:09,463 --> 00:45:11,005
in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
966
00:45:11,088 --> 00:45:12,088
Look what just happened.
967
00:45:12,171 --> 00:45:13,672
We can't exactly go in your tiny, little,
968
00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:15,505
flying portal horse, can we?
We won't all fit.
969
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,046
What are you talking about?
Warsong's awesome.
970
00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:18,338
Stormbreaker's awesome too.
971
00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:19,797
Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
972
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,255
Anything that can handle space travel.
973
00:45:21,463 --> 00:45:22,672
I love it when she talks shop.
974
00:45:22,755 --> 00:45:24,046
It has the power to get us there,
975
00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:25,714
it just needs something
to focus that energy
976
00:45:25,797 --> 00:45:27,755
so it's not so unpredictable.
977
00:45:27,922 --> 00:45:29,880
You know, if we had a ship,
we could harness it
978
00:45:29,964 --> 00:45:31,463
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
979
00:45:31,630 --> 00:45:33,380
-Oh, like an engine.
-Like an engine.
980
00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:34,714
You need a ship?
981
00:45:35,005 --> 00:45:36,380
I've got a ship.
982
00:45:36,463 --> 00:45:38,088
(GOATS SCREAMING)
983
00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:42,088
KORG: Get rid of all those seats.
984
00:45:42,255 --> 00:45:44,296
And you guys,
go tie those goats to the front.
985
00:45:44,463 --> 00:45:45,714
We leave in 15 minutes.
986
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,714
Essentials only, everyone.
987
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,755
That's essential. Mm-hmm.
988
00:45:49,839 --> 00:45:51,130
MAN: Fifteen minutes to departure!
989
00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:53,505
Well, you moved on quick,
didn't you? (CHUCKLES)
990
00:45:54,672 --> 00:45:56,130
You're some piece of work.
991
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,463
-Oh, hey! (CHUCKLES)
-Hey.
992
00:45:59,672 --> 00:46:01,213
Just catching up with an old friend.
993
00:46:01,296 --> 00:46:02,296
Yeah.
994
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:04,130
I've been meaning to apologize.
995
00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:05,964
Sorta acting a little weird before.
996
00:46:06,046 --> 00:46:07,588
I just haven't really been myself lately.
997
00:46:07,755 --> 00:46:09,213
You know, kind of...
998
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,588
Trying to figure out who I am,
999
00:46:10,672 --> 00:46:12,338
and, uh, just felt a little bit lost.
1000
00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:15,088
And then, all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me
1001
00:46:15,255 --> 00:46:16,630
and it was kind of... (CHUCKLES)
1002
00:46:16,714 --> 00:46:18,171
It's a lot for me, too.
1003
00:46:18,672 --> 00:46:21,505
So, how did you guys get together?
How did this happen?
1004
00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:25,171
I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
1005
00:46:25,338 --> 00:46:26,839
Ah! Did it?
1006
00:46:27,005 --> 00:46:28,672
And so I came here to investigate,
1007
00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:31,547
and its pieces started glowing
and swirling,
1008
00:46:31,797 --> 00:46:32,839
-and then...
-Crazy.
1009
00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:34,422
-...Thor.
-Ah.
1010
00:46:34,755 --> 00:46:35,755
Well, you know what,
1011
00:46:35,839 --> 00:46:38,005
it looks good on you, it works, so...
1012
00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:42,005
Whew. (CHUCKLES)
1013
00:46:42,088 --> 00:46:43,088
Just checking.
1014
00:46:46,964 --> 00:46:48,130
JANE: (CHUCKLES) See you later.
1015
00:46:48,213 --> 00:46:50,422
MAN: Five minutes to departure!
1016
00:46:50,505 --> 00:46:52,296
(LOW METALLIC HUMMING)
1017
00:46:54,505 --> 00:46:55,672
What?
1018
00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:57,505
We were just talking.
1019
00:46:57,755 --> 00:46:58,755
(DOOR CLOSES)
1020
00:47:00,505 --> 00:47:02,672
(UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING)
1021
00:47:08,672 --> 00:47:10,964
GIRL: Mommy, don't leave me.
1022
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:12,964
Don't be afraid.
1023
00:47:14,588 --> 00:47:16,088
Even when I'm gone, honey...
1024
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,672
You won't be alone.
1025
00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:24,380
And whatever happens...
1026
00:47:26,213 --> 00:47:27,964
never stop fighting.
1027
00:47:28,797 --> 00:47:30,338
Never stop fighting.
1028
00:47:31,296 --> 00:47:32,797
(MUSIC BUILDING UP)
1029
00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:43,630
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1030
00:47:44,422 --> 00:47:46,171
Hey. You all right?
1031
00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:48,046
-Great. (CLEARS THROAT)
-Mm.
1032
00:47:49,046 --> 00:47:50,463
The sink would say otherwise.
1033
00:47:52,296 --> 00:47:53,880
You think I really should be coming?
1034
00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:55,505
I'm not getting any better.
1035
00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,380
You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
1036
00:47:57,797 --> 00:47:59,130
Besides, what else are you gonna do?
1037
00:47:59,296 --> 00:48:00,588
You're a Viking now.
1038
00:48:00,755 --> 00:48:02,880
Means you pretty much
have to die in battle,
1039
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:05,130
and it needs to be devastatingly painful.
1040
00:48:05,296 --> 00:48:06,672
Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
1041
00:48:07,213 --> 00:48:08,422
That's my plan.
1042
00:48:08,505 --> 00:48:10,755
What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
1043
00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:13,505
I love being king. I love my people,
1044
00:48:13,588 --> 00:48:15,130
but it's all meetings and raven-mail,
1045
00:48:15,213 --> 00:48:16,839
and meetings
that could've been raven-mail.
1046
00:48:17,005 --> 00:48:18,171
I miss fighting.
1047
00:48:18,338 --> 00:48:19,422
I miss my sisters.
1048
00:48:19,588 --> 00:48:21,505
Which is why you need to come,
'cause I need one.
1049
00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:23,630
Okay, we should go.
1050
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,005
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-You packed?
1051
00:48:25,588 --> 00:48:26,588
Are you packed?
1052
00:48:28,463 --> 00:48:29,463
Yes!
1053
00:48:29,964 --> 00:48:30,964
(GASPS)
1054
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,922
A hand grenade?
1055
00:48:33,005 --> 00:48:34,880
-No. It's a portable speaker.
-(BUTTON CLICKS)
1056
00:48:34,964 --> 00:48:35,964
(FAMILY AFFAIR BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING)
1057
00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:42,463
-(TURNS OFF MUSIC)
-Let's go.
1058
00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:46,922
If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps?
1059
00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,380
I got you.
1060
00:48:49,130 --> 00:48:51,088
-(WEAPONS CLANG)
-(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1061
00:48:51,171 --> 00:48:52,797
My fellow Asgardians...
1062
00:48:53,213 --> 00:48:55,088
Wish us well, for we shall travel
1063
00:48:55,171 --> 00:48:57,296
with the speed of Odin's ravens.
1064
00:48:57,588 --> 00:49:00,130
We will return with children.
1065
00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:01,463
(ASGARDIANS CHEERING)
1066
00:49:01,755 --> 00:49:03,255
Many children.
1067
00:49:03,422 --> 00:49:05,046
-And then we shall feast!
-(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1068
00:49:05,130 --> 00:49:06,839
-Not on the children.
-(ASGARDIANS EXCLAIM)
1069
00:49:06,922 --> 00:49:08,672
We do not do that anymore.
1070
00:49:08,839 --> 00:49:11,338
Those were dark times. Shameful times.
1071
00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:13,422
Okay, we should go.
1072
00:49:14,964 --> 00:49:18,380
-(GOATS SCREAMING)
-(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1073
00:49:29,422 --> 00:49:32,046
-(METALLIC TINKLING)
-(GOATS SCREAM)
1074
00:49:34,213 --> 00:49:36,630
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
1075
00:49:52,296 --> 00:49:53,922
-(MUSIC ENDS)
-(GOATS SCREAM)
1076
00:49:55,005 --> 00:49:57,422
-(ANCIENT MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1077
00:50:00,046 --> 00:50:01,755
So, you still rollerblading?
1078
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:03,672
No. No. You?
1079
00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:05,005
Oh, yeah. Every weekend.
1080
00:50:05,171 --> 00:50:07,005
Once you blade, you never fade.
Right, Korg?
1081
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,088
KORG: Skate mates for life!
1082
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,630
Hey, can I run something by you?
1083
00:50:09,714 --> 00:50:11,213
-Yeah.
-So, I was thinking,
1084
00:50:11,296 --> 00:50:12,672
when we get to the bad guy,
1085
00:50:12,755 --> 00:50:14,839
what about if I had, like,
a cool catchphrase?
1086
00:50:15,630 --> 00:50:17,463
Like, "Eat this hammer!" Bang!
1087
00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:18,714
-(THOR CHUCKLING)
-Or, like,
1088
00:50:18,797 --> 00:50:20,797
"Check out my hammer." Boom!
1089
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,547
Like, what about, um...
1090
00:50:22,714 --> 00:50:24,588
No... I'm workshopping it.
1091
00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:27,088
No, they are all really good. Mine is, uh,
1092
00:50:27,255 --> 00:50:29,005
"This ends here and now."
1093
00:50:29,171 --> 00:50:30,338
Oh, that's such a good one.
1094
00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:31,755
Took me a long time to perfect it.
1095
00:50:31,839 --> 00:50:33,171
You'll get there.
You just need to practice.
1096
00:50:33,255 --> 00:50:34,672
Just my first bad guy.
1097
00:50:34,839 --> 00:50:36,130
You never forget your first.
1098
00:50:39,505 --> 00:50:40,505
Yeah.
1099
00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:42,463
So, you got a girlfriend?
1100
00:50:43,130 --> 00:50:44,672
Oh... No, no. (CHUCKLES)
1101
00:50:44,755 --> 00:50:46,630
Too busy, don't have time, you know?
1102
00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:49,088
Just the work and everything.
1103
00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,255
Cool. Gonna check this place out.
1104
00:50:51,714 --> 00:50:54,130
(WHOOSHING AND CRACKLING)
1105
00:50:54,213 --> 00:50:55,714
Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES)
1106
00:50:55,797 --> 00:50:56,797
So cool.
1107
00:50:56,964 --> 00:50:57,964
-Who's so cool?
-Huh?
1108
00:50:58,130 --> 00:50:59,588
The buildings are cool.
1109
00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,505
-What's happening there?
-Where?
1110
00:51:01,672 --> 00:51:04,130
Am I, uh, sensing feelings?
1111
00:51:04,213 --> 00:51:05,213
(SNORTS) Feelings?
1112
00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:06,505
-What, for Jane?
-Mm-hmm.
1113
00:51:06,588 --> 00:51:08,046
No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
1114
00:51:08,213 --> 00:51:09,964
The last time we had feelings were
1115
00:51:10,046 --> 00:51:11,797
long time ago.
Long, long gone. I think you...
1116
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,338
-Maybe you have feelings.
-Right.
1117
00:51:13,422 --> 00:51:15,130
Oh... (CHUCKLES) Mate, relax.
1118
00:51:15,213 --> 00:51:16,380
-I don't know.
-We're on the same team.
1119
00:51:16,547 --> 00:51:18,922
Know exactly what team we're on, okay?
1120
00:51:19,088 --> 00:51:20,463
Team Jane.
1121
00:51:20,797 --> 00:51:21,964
(LAUGHS)
1122
00:51:22,046 --> 00:51:23,338
(SOFTLY) Um...
1123
00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:27,255
AXL: Thing about Thor is that
he always bounces back.
1124
00:51:27,797 --> 00:51:29,422
-CHILD: Yeah.
-Like when Hela stole his hammer,
1125
00:51:29,505 --> 00:51:30,714
he went and built an axe which was forged
1126
00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:32,255
in the heart of a dying star.
1127
00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,338
(CHILDREN GASP AND EXCLAIM)
1128
00:51:35,505 --> 00:51:38,046
And the same axe was used
to cut off Thanos' head.
1129
00:51:38,422 --> 00:51:39,463
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1130
00:51:39,547 --> 00:51:41,171
(CHUCKLING) That's a good one.
1131
00:51:41,255 --> 00:51:43,255
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1132
00:51:44,547 --> 00:51:46,797
What a neat story!
1133
00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:51,922
Ah, with all this talk
about chopping off heads,
1134
00:51:52,088 --> 00:51:53,422
I wanna have a go.
1135
00:51:54,255 --> 00:51:55,672
-What's this?
-(CHILDREN WHIMPER)
1136
00:51:55,755 --> 00:51:56,755
Oh.
1137
00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:58,839
(CHUCKLING)
1138
00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,505
Aw!
1139
00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:03,130
-This is Octy. Hello, Octy.
-(HISSING)
1140
00:52:03,463 --> 00:52:05,380
-How are you?
-(GIRL WHIMPERS)
1141
00:52:05,463 --> 00:52:07,422
(IN FALSETTO) You know what Octy loves?
1142
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,880
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Having his head ripped off!
1143
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,672
-(BONES SNAP)
-(CHILDREN SCREAMING, CRYING)
1144
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,463
What? You liked it a second ago.
1145
00:52:17,714 --> 00:52:19,046
(IN FALSETTO)
All right, all right, all right.
1146
00:52:19,338 --> 00:52:20,338
Octy's gone.
1147
00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:23,088
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1148
00:52:24,296 --> 00:52:26,088
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Come on. (SHUSHING)
1149
00:52:26,171 --> 00:52:27,338
I'm scared.
1150
00:52:27,422 --> 00:52:29,171
Aw, look at you.
1151
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:33,338
I knew a little girl just like you.
1152
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,505
And she was brave, and she was smart...
1153
00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:42,797
and funny and she liked to draw.
1154
00:52:43,213 --> 00:52:44,630
(CHILDREN WHIMPERING)
1155
00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:47,296
Let me ask you a question
1156
00:52:48,839 --> 00:52:50,088
about gods.
1157
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:52,672
They're meant to protect you, right?
1158
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,672
Well, where are they?
1159
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:57,547
-Thor is on his way.
-CHILDREN: Yeah!
1160
00:52:57,714 --> 00:53:00,380
Yes. I'm counting on that.
1161
00:53:01,005 --> 00:53:03,171
That's why you're here.
1162
00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:07,588
THOR: It's invitation only,
1163
00:53:07,672 --> 00:53:09,505
so we're gonna have to keep
a low profile and blend in.
1164
00:53:09,588 --> 00:53:12,171
Luckily, disguises are my specialty.
1165
00:53:12,922 --> 00:53:13,964
Greek philosopher?
1166
00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:15,588
Got us these.
1167
00:53:16,171 --> 00:53:17,171
THOR: What are those?
1168
00:53:17,338 --> 00:53:18,338
Actual disguises.
1169
00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:21,213
They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
1170
00:53:21,588 --> 00:53:25,046
Every color signifies a different emotion.
1171
00:53:25,588 --> 00:53:26,922
Where are the emotion gods?
1172
00:53:27,005 --> 00:53:28,547
Mm. Don't ask.
1173
00:53:30,213 --> 00:53:31,839
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1174
00:53:31,922 --> 00:53:33,130
Holy shit.
1175
00:53:42,213 --> 00:53:44,130
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
1176
00:53:44,296 --> 00:53:46,338
This is where
the most powerful creator gods
1177
00:53:46,422 --> 00:53:47,505
in the universe hang out.
1178
00:53:48,672 --> 00:53:50,046
(DRAGON GRUNTS)
1179
00:53:50,422 --> 00:53:52,922
VALKYRIE: There's the god of magic,
1180
00:53:53,005 --> 00:53:54,255
the god of dreams,
1181
00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:55,422
the god of carpentry.
1182
00:53:55,505 --> 00:53:56,880
(GASPS) Look at that one.
1183
00:53:57,046 --> 00:53:58,588
Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
1184
00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:00,880
-Psst. Hey, Bao!
-BAO: (GIGGLES) Bao.
1185
00:54:00,964 --> 00:54:02,046
Look up there, guys!
1186
00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:04,005
That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
1187
00:54:04,588 --> 00:54:06,296
Hey, Ninny Nonny!
1188
00:54:10,088 --> 00:54:12,255
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1189
00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:16,171
(RUMBLING AND CRACKLING)
1190
00:54:16,588 --> 00:54:19,380
GODS: (CHANTING) Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1191
00:54:19,547 --> 00:54:22,130
-(FANFARE STOPS)
-Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1192
00:54:22,422 --> 00:54:24,797
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1193
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,088
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1194
00:54:27,171 --> 00:54:29,755
-(FANFARE RESUMES)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1195
00:54:29,839 --> 00:54:31,714
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1196
00:54:31,797 --> 00:54:34,213
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1197
00:54:34,296 --> 00:54:36,463
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1198
00:54:36,547 --> 00:54:38,630
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1199
00:54:38,714 --> 00:54:40,714
-Zeus! Zeus!
-(ELECTRICITY SURGES)
1200
00:54:40,797 --> 00:54:43,213
-(FANFARE STOPS)
-(GODS CHEERING)
1201
00:54:46,964 --> 00:54:48,714
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1202
00:54:48,797 --> 00:54:49,922
Yes.
1203
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,588
I am Zeus!
1204
00:54:53,755 --> 00:54:54,964
Yassas!
1205
00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:58,338
Oh, there he is!
1206
00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:00,422
The man, the myth, the legend.
1207
00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:01,797
Oh, I don't know if you know this,
1208
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,046
but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.
1209
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:05,922
He's the god of lightning,
I'm the god of thunder.
1210
00:55:06,005 --> 00:55:08,130
-Huge source of inspiration.
-That's really good.
1211
00:55:08,213 --> 00:55:10,714
You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.
1212
00:55:10,797 --> 00:55:12,714
-Ah.
-Um, how do we get up there?
1213
00:55:12,797 --> 00:55:14,296
Do we just, like, fly?
1214
00:55:14,463 --> 00:55:15,880
No, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.
1215
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,588
He's famous for his entrances.
1216
00:55:17,755 --> 00:55:19,547
GODS: (CHANTING) Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
1217
00:55:20,171 --> 00:55:22,255
-Yes!
-(GODS CHEERING)
1218
00:55:22,338 --> 00:55:23,797
(BLASTS)
1219
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,255
ZEUS: Zeus!
1220
00:55:27,505 --> 00:55:29,922
-(WHOOSHING)
-(THOR EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY)
1221
00:55:30,005 --> 00:55:32,005
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1222
00:55:34,588 --> 00:55:36,714
-Yes! Thunderbolt!
-(GODS CHEERING)
1223
00:55:39,213 --> 00:55:41,922
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1224
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,380
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1225
00:55:44,463 --> 00:55:45,463
Order.
1226
00:55:46,046 --> 00:55:47,130
Order!
1227
00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:51,422
-Silence! Silence!
-(CHEERING AND MUSIC STOP)
1228
00:55:53,213 --> 00:55:55,338
(PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC)
1229
00:55:55,672 --> 00:55:57,505
I hereby open
1230
00:55:58,171 --> 00:56:01,380
this holy council of the god.
1231
00:56:01,964 --> 00:56:04,880
Where we have many, many serious matter
1232
00:56:04,964 --> 00:56:06,338
to be talk about.
1233
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:07,880
Such as,
1234
00:56:08,797 --> 00:56:10,964
where are we going to hold
this year's orgy?
1235
00:56:11,046 --> 00:56:13,088
-(GODS CHEERING)
-Is this guy for real?
1236
00:56:13,171 --> 00:56:14,338
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
1237
00:56:14,422 --> 00:56:16,005
Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
1238
00:56:16,088 --> 00:56:17,714
-(SHUSHES)
-Sorry.
1239
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,130
So now we're going to announce the winner
1240
00:56:19,213 --> 00:56:22,088
of the, "Most human souls
1241
00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:24,296
"sacrificed in the name of a god."
1242
00:56:24,630 --> 00:56:26,046
Okay, maybe he's not that great.
1243
00:56:26,130 --> 00:56:27,463
Oh, no, not good.
1244
00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:29,422
No, I don't think it's gonna
get any better than this.
1245
00:56:29,505 --> 00:56:30,922
Look, these gods aren't gonna help.
1246
00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,088
But that thunderbolt,
1247
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:33,547
-I think that might be of use.
-(ZEUS EXCLAIMS)
1248
00:56:33,630 --> 00:56:35,630
Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
1249
00:56:35,714 --> 00:56:36,797
-(GODS LAUGH AND CHEER)
-We bum-rush him,
1250
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,171
take the bolt, ding-dong.
1251
00:56:38,255 --> 00:56:39,296
All right, let's go get it!
1252
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,547
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
1253
00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,380
There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
1254
00:56:42,463 --> 00:56:43,922
Especially not Zeus' bum.
1255
00:56:44,088 --> 00:56:45,547
When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.
1256
00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:46,672
The time is right now.
1257
00:56:46,755 --> 00:56:47,755
Time is not right now.
1258
00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:49,130
ZEUS: Who is talking?
1259
00:56:49,296 --> 00:56:50,380
Who is talking?
1260
00:56:50,463 --> 00:56:51,880
-These guys.
-Korg, shut up.
1261
00:56:51,964 --> 00:56:54,380
Do you have something to say to the group?
1262
00:56:54,755 --> 00:56:55,755
Sorry.
1263
00:56:55,922 --> 00:56:58,672
I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds,
so speak fast.
1264
00:56:58,839 --> 00:57:00,296
Literally, heads will roll.
1265
00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,380
(WHISPERS) Who are you two?
1266
00:57:03,255 --> 00:57:04,672
Hello. (CHUCKLES)
1267
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,171
Uh, let me be the first to say
1268
00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:07,422
it is an honor and a privilege to be...
1269
00:57:07,505 --> 00:57:08,672
No, I can't hear you.
1270
00:57:08,839 --> 00:57:10,171
Why don't you take the stage?
1271
00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:12,213
The stage down there?
1272
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:14,255
Well, yes. You see the area
1273
00:57:14,338 --> 00:57:16,630
that looks very much like a stage?
1274
00:57:16,714 --> 00:57:18,088
(GODS LAUGHING)
1275
00:57:18,171 --> 00:57:19,171
Got ya.
1276
00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:22,130
(VALKYRIE MOUTHING)
1277
00:57:26,255 --> 00:57:27,755
THOR: (GRUNTING) Coming through.
1278
00:57:28,547 --> 00:57:29,797
Oops. Sorry.
1279
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:30,964
KORG: Good luck, bro.
1280
00:57:38,797 --> 00:57:40,088
Mighty Zeus!
1281
00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,797
(CHUCKLES) Wow!
1282
00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:43,964
Gods of the universe,
1283
00:57:44,463 --> 00:57:46,380
I come here to ask for your help,
1284
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,714
to raise an army.
1285
00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:49,755
There's a maniac called the God Butcher
1286
00:57:49,839 --> 00:57:51,005
who seeks to end us all.
1287
00:57:51,171 --> 00:57:52,672
His destruction is everywhere.
1288
00:57:52,839 --> 00:57:54,839
Entire planets, realms
1289
00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:56,547
have been left completely unprotected.
1290
00:57:56,630 --> 00:57:58,755
He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.
1291
00:57:59,171 --> 00:58:00,714
But I know where he is,
1292
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,130
and with your help,
1293
00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:05,005
we can crush him
before he kills anyone else.
1294
00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:06,839
-(GODS MURMURING)
-ZEUS: That guy,
1295
00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:09,880
he killed a couple of low-level god.
1296
00:58:09,964 --> 00:58:11,213
Eh. Boo-hoo.
1297
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:12,714
If that's all,
1298
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,005
-pretty boy...
-(GODS LAUGH)
1299
00:58:14,088 --> 00:58:15,922
...you go back to your seat
and you be quiet.
1300
00:58:16,088 --> 00:58:17,880
Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear
1301
00:58:17,964 --> 00:58:19,088
any of what I just said?
1302
00:58:19,171 --> 00:58:21,255
He's... He's murdering en masse.
1303
00:58:21,422 --> 00:58:23,505
I tell you one time,
1304
00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:24,672
now, you shut up.
1305
00:58:24,839 --> 00:58:25,839
You be quiet.
1306
00:58:25,922 --> 00:58:28,630
Because you are this close to
being uninvited to the orgy.
1307
00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,088
Zeus, we must do something.
1308
00:58:31,255 --> 00:58:33,046
You cannot come to the orgy!
1309
00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:35,130
-You have to listen to us!
-ZEUS: That's it!
1310
00:58:35,630 --> 00:58:36,672
Shackle!
1311
00:58:39,213 --> 00:58:40,839
Your Highness,
whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
1312
00:58:40,922 --> 00:58:42,171
-We go on my signal.
-Mm-hmm.
1313
00:58:42,255 --> 00:58:43,255
What is the signal?
1314
00:58:43,338 --> 00:58:44,797
-It'll be, "Go."
-KORG: Hmm.
1315
00:58:48,588 --> 00:58:49,880
ZEUS: Let's see who you are.
1316
00:58:50,046 --> 00:58:51,630
I take off your disguise.
1317
00:58:51,755 --> 00:58:52,755
And flick!
1318
00:58:54,714 --> 00:58:55,964
(GODS MURMUR)
1319
00:58:57,547 --> 00:58:58,588
(HARP TRILLS)
1320
00:58:59,588 --> 00:59:00,880
-(GODS GASP)
-(WOLF-WHISTLING)
1321
00:59:00,964 --> 00:59:02,630
You flicked too hard, damn it!
1322
00:59:02,797 --> 00:59:03,797
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1323
00:59:05,171 --> 00:59:07,422
Should we help him?
1324
00:59:07,588 --> 00:59:08,922
I mean, eventually.
1325
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:10,088
Grape?
1326
00:59:10,171 --> 00:59:11,964
Mm, looks like a shy courgette.
1327
00:59:12,130 --> 00:59:13,880
And what about the others?
1328
00:59:14,046 --> 00:59:15,130
We take off their disguise too.
1329
00:59:15,213 --> 00:59:16,547
Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
1330
00:59:16,630 --> 00:59:17,714
KORG: It's cool.
1331
00:59:17,797 --> 00:59:19,296
Uh... Disguise gone!
1332
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:20,380
Disguise off. Cool?
1333
00:59:20,463 --> 00:59:21,755
ZEUS: Asgardians.
1334
00:59:22,171 --> 00:59:24,714
I thought we'd seen the last
of you when Odin died.
1335
00:59:26,213 --> 00:59:28,505
You are Thor,
1336
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,505
the God of Thunder.
1337
00:59:31,213 --> 00:59:34,463
But is not thunder
just the sound of lightning?
1338
00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,672
(GODS LAUGHING)
1339
00:59:36,755 --> 00:59:37,964
Good one, Dad.
1340
00:59:38,130 --> 00:59:39,338
THOR: Zeus, this is bigger than us.
1341
00:59:39,505 --> 00:59:41,505
He's taken Asgardian children.
1342
00:59:41,714 --> 00:59:44,964
Who do you think we are? The god police?
1343
00:59:45,839 --> 00:59:48,797
Every god watches over their own peoples.
1344
00:59:49,296 --> 00:59:51,839
Nothing more, nothing less.
1345
00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:53,672
Asgardian problems
1346
00:59:54,588 --> 00:59:57,296
are Asgardian problems. Hmm?
1347
00:59:57,380 --> 00:59:59,380
How the mighty have fallen.
1348
00:59:59,547 --> 01:00:01,714
My hero, Zeus,
1349
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,880
afraid.
1350
01:00:03,088 --> 01:00:04,588
(GODS GASP)
1351
01:00:13,171 --> 01:00:14,463
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1352
01:00:15,130 --> 01:00:17,005
(SOFTLY) Couple of thing. (CHUCKLES)
1353
01:00:17,088 --> 01:00:20,088
One, yes, I am scared.
1354
01:00:20,630 --> 01:00:22,964
Gorr has the Necrosword,
1355
01:00:23,130 --> 01:00:25,296
which means he could kill us.
1356
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,213
Not good. Two,
1357
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:29,296
I know you're trying
to do the right thing.
1358
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:30,630
I understand.
1359
01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:33,005
But all you do is cause a panic.
1360
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:35,130
Panic is not good.
1361
01:00:35,296 --> 01:00:36,797
We are safe here.
1362
01:00:36,964 --> 01:00:39,338
You, my friend, you are safe here.
1363
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,547
So, chill, baby cake.
1364
01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:44,255
Have some wine, have some grape.
1365
01:00:44,422 --> 01:00:45,880
Anything goes here
1366
01:00:46,046 --> 01:00:48,296
in Omnipotence City. Hmm.
1367
01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:51,505
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
1368
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,005
I flicked too hard.
I put your clothes back on.
1369
01:00:54,088 --> 01:00:55,088
(CHUCKLES)
1370
01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:57,088
(LOUDLY) Now I put your clothes back on!
1371
01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:58,171
Flick, flick.
1372
01:00:58,338 --> 01:00:59,714
For this is the Golden Temple
1373
01:00:59,797 --> 01:01:01,088
-of the god.
-(WOMEN SIGH)
1374
01:01:01,588 --> 01:01:03,714
It's not a rudie-nudie festival.
1375
01:01:04,005 --> 01:01:05,213
-(GODS LAUGH)
-If you're not gonna help us,
1376
01:01:05,296 --> 01:01:06,797
then at least let us use your weapon.
1377
01:01:07,005 --> 01:01:08,463
We need your lightning bolt.
1378
01:01:09,088 --> 01:01:11,338
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
1379
01:01:11,505 --> 01:01:14,714
So, I think, to use somebody's
secret weapon like this,
1380
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,422
that you should at least get
the name right when you ask.
1381
01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:19,755
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
1382
01:01:19,922 --> 01:01:21,755
-Thunderbolt!
-(THUNDERBOLT CLANGS)
1383
01:01:21,839 --> 01:01:23,839
(GODS CHEERING)
1384
01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:29,422
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1385
01:01:29,505 --> 01:01:31,171
(ZEUS HUFFING)
1386
01:01:37,213 --> 01:01:38,296
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1387
01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:49,547
No!
1388
01:01:49,630 --> 01:01:51,338
(GODS LAUGHING)
1389
01:01:53,171 --> 01:01:54,880
Do not worry.
1390
01:01:55,547 --> 01:01:57,255
The God Butcher,
1391
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,839
he will not reach Eternity.
1392
01:02:00,171 --> 01:02:01,213
Eternity?
1393
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:03,088
What does he mean, reach Eternity?
1394
01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:08,296
Oh, shit.
1395
01:02:10,839 --> 01:02:13,755
Eternity is a very powerful being
1396
01:02:13,839 --> 01:02:15,296
at the center of the universe.
1397
01:02:16,088 --> 01:02:17,130
It will grant the desire
1398
01:02:17,213 --> 01:02:19,046
of the first person who reaches it.
1399
01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:21,046
JANE: So, it's like a wishing well?
1400
01:02:21,964 --> 01:02:23,463
(SIGHS)
1401
01:02:23,547 --> 01:02:25,255
What do you think a guy
called the God Butcher
1402
01:02:25,338 --> 01:02:26,380
would wish for?
1403
01:02:26,463 --> 01:02:27,672
If he seeks the Altar of Eternity,
1404
01:02:27,755 --> 01:02:29,380
that means he could wipe us out at once.
1405
01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:31,171
Zeus, we must act now.
1406
01:02:31,338 --> 01:02:33,088
He's not going to make it.
1407
01:02:33,255 --> 01:02:34,547
He doesn't have the key.
1408
01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:36,880
Is this the purpose of the gods?
1409
01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:39,714
To hide away in a golden
palace like cowards?
1410
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,839
-Maybe we have lost our way.
-(GODS EXCLAIM)
1411
01:02:41,922 --> 01:02:43,922
You know what? We'll stop him ourselves.
1412
01:02:44,088 --> 01:02:46,255
I am afraid I cannot allow that.
1413
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,964
This is a secret place
1414
01:02:49,130 --> 01:02:50,922
known only to the gods.
1415
01:02:51,296 --> 01:02:53,005
You know where we are.
1416
01:02:53,171 --> 01:02:56,797
The God Butcher could use you to find us.
1417
01:02:57,547 --> 01:02:58,880
This is no good.
1418
01:03:00,046 --> 01:03:01,046
So now,
1419
01:03:02,296 --> 01:03:03,797
you must stay.
1420
01:03:05,171 --> 01:03:06,171
Guards!
1421
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:07,547
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1422
01:03:08,839 --> 01:03:09,839
VALKYRIE: Hey.
1423
01:03:10,005 --> 01:03:11,005
Can we do my plan now?
1424
01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:12,964
Yes. Rush his bum.
1425
01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:14,130
Hell, yeah!
1426
01:03:14,463 --> 01:03:16,839
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1427
01:03:16,922 --> 01:03:18,547
Oh, you didn't say, "Go."
1428
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:21,630
(ALL GRUNTING)
1429
01:03:23,213 --> 01:03:24,505
Coming, guys!
1430
01:03:24,588 --> 01:03:27,213
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
1431
01:03:34,755 --> 01:03:35,755
Thor, catch!
1432
01:03:38,922 --> 01:03:39,922
Korg!
1433
01:03:59,422 --> 01:04:00,547
Val, duck!
1434
01:04:04,088 --> 01:04:05,088
(GRUNTS)
1435
01:04:06,005 --> 01:04:07,005
Korg!
1436
01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:10,213
Thor.
1437
01:04:11,255 --> 01:04:13,797
-(KORG GROANING)
-Oh, no. No. Korg!
1438
01:04:14,463 --> 01:04:17,880
Thor, I'm... I'm perishing!
1439
01:04:19,046 --> 01:04:21,046
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1440
01:04:22,714 --> 01:04:23,839
Zeus!
1441
01:04:25,922 --> 01:04:27,380
You're next, Odinson!
1442
01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:32,213
(GROWLS)
1443
01:04:33,171 --> 01:04:34,171
(GASPS)
1444
01:04:35,213 --> 01:04:37,422
That's the sound of lightning.
1445
01:04:37,505 --> 01:04:39,839
-(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ZEUS WHEEZING)
1446
01:04:41,547 --> 01:04:43,005
(GODS GASP)
1447
01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:45,797
No!
1448
01:04:46,338 --> 01:04:47,338
(WHISPERS) Korgi.
1449
01:04:47,422 --> 01:04:48,547
(LOUDLY) Korgi!
1450
01:04:48,714 --> 01:04:49,714
KORG: Thor.
1451
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,296
-Korgi?
-KORG: I'm down here.
1452
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,505
Where? Where are you?
1453
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:53,672
I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
1454
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,171
-Korg. Korgi!
-Here I am!
1455
01:04:55,255 --> 01:04:56,255
I didn't die!
1456
01:04:56,338 --> 01:04:58,463
Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
1457
01:04:58,630 --> 01:05:00,213
Turns out the only part
of a Kronan that's alive
1458
01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:01,296
is his mouth.
1459
01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:03,672
Korgi, listen.
I need you to call the goats.
1460
01:05:03,755 --> 01:05:04,755
I'll do my best.
1461
01:05:04,839 --> 01:05:06,171
Guard him with your life.
1462
01:05:06,338 --> 01:05:08,255
I will. Ready to go for a ride?
1463
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,588
(ALL GRUNTING)
1464
01:05:12,672 --> 01:05:13,880
Now you've got my six.
1465
01:05:14,463 --> 01:05:15,588
Eight o'clock, Val.
1466
01:05:15,922 --> 01:05:17,630
-(VALKYRIE GRUNTING)
-7:48.
1467
01:05:19,046 --> 01:05:21,046
I can do this, damn it. (WHISTLES)
1468
01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:22,422
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
No, that's not it.
1469
01:05:22,505 --> 01:05:23,588
(WHISTLES) Nope.
1470
01:05:23,672 --> 01:05:26,255
(WHISTLES) Come on, Korg,
purse those lips.
1471
01:05:26,338 --> 01:05:27,797
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1472
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,171
(WHISTLES LONG, MYSTICAL NOTE)
1473
01:05:33,046 --> 01:05:35,630
(SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
1474
01:05:37,171 --> 01:05:39,880
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
1475
01:05:39,964 --> 01:05:40,964
I did it!
1476
01:05:41,296 --> 01:05:43,005
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1477
01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:02,714
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES)
1478
01:06:14,046 --> 01:06:15,255
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1479
01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:21,046
THOR: And then the goat boat came in,
rescued us,
1480
01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:22,547
and we flew out the window.
1481
01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:23,755
-(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)
-The end.
1482
01:06:23,839 --> 01:06:25,380
Another classic Thor adventure.
1483
01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:27,588
I can't believe you killed Zeus.
1484
01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:30,630
Well, you know what they say,
never meet your heroes.
1485
01:06:30,922 --> 01:06:32,296
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1486
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:33,380
But what's important
1487
01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:34,755
is we are on our way to you right now.
1488
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:36,755
How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
1489
01:06:36,922 --> 01:06:38,505
We're all right. A little scared.
1490
01:06:38,672 --> 01:06:40,797
Well, listen, I know
what it's like to be scared.
1491
01:06:40,964 --> 01:06:42,547
And I'll tell you, when I was your age,
1492
01:06:42,714 --> 01:06:44,338
I don't think I would have
been as brave as you.
1493
01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:45,505
Really?
1494
01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:46,672
In fact, might just be
1495
01:06:46,755 --> 01:06:48,505
the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
1496
01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:49,880
-All of you.
-(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1497
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,880
So I need you to
keep being brave, all right?
1498
01:06:52,046 --> 01:06:54,213
And take care of each other.
You're a team now.
1499
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:55,755
Team Kids in a Cage.
1500
01:06:55,839 --> 01:06:57,338
(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)
1501
01:06:57,422 --> 01:06:58,463
Can you do that?
1502
01:06:59,088 --> 01:07:01,213
Yeah. I think we can do that.
1503
01:07:01,964 --> 01:07:02,964
I know you can.
1504
01:07:05,588 --> 01:07:07,505
-(SONG STOPS)
-Right?
1505
01:07:07,922 --> 01:07:09,088
-AXL: Thor?
-Yeah.
1506
01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:10,922
I'm glad I met my hero.
1507
01:07:11,088 --> 01:07:12,755
Oh, thanks, buddy. (CHUCKLES)
1508
01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:16,588
(GRUNTS)
1509
01:07:16,672 --> 01:07:18,338
How are the children?
1510
01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:19,505
As you can imagine,
they're a little bit scared
1511
01:07:19,588 --> 01:07:20,588
because they're kids,
1512
01:07:20,672 --> 01:07:22,046
but I told them that
everything is going to plan.
1513
01:07:22,130 --> 01:07:24,088
-Oh, so you lied to them?
-We still have a plan?
1514
01:07:24,171 --> 01:07:25,380
-Yes, there's a plan.
-There's no plan.
1515
01:07:25,463 --> 01:07:27,588
-THOR: There is a plan.
-No. There's no plan.
1516
01:07:27,755 --> 01:07:29,797
We failed to raise a god army,
1517
01:07:29,964 --> 01:07:30,964
Korg is dead.
1518
01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,296
-He's not dead.
-KORG: I'm not dead.
1519
01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:33,839
Well, he's a head. And you,
1520
01:07:33,922 --> 01:07:35,380
you got properly humiliated.
1521
01:07:35,547 --> 01:07:37,839
No, I got properly naked,
which I am okay with.
1522
01:07:38,005 --> 01:07:39,588
-Jane?
-I was okay with it.
1523
01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:40,880
-Korg?
-I loved it.
1524
01:07:41,046 --> 01:07:42,922
The point is, we are going
into the Shadow Realm
1525
01:07:43,005 --> 01:07:44,296
weaker than we were before.
1526
01:07:44,463 --> 01:07:45,755
I mean, we're gonna die.
1527
01:07:45,839 --> 01:07:47,380
-No one's gonna die, okay?
-Really?
1528
01:07:47,547 --> 01:07:49,797
Everything is fine.
We did great back there.
1529
01:07:49,964 --> 01:07:51,880
-We killed Zeus!
-You killed Zeus.
1530
01:07:51,964 --> 01:07:53,463
I mean, that may
or may not be catastrophic
1531
01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:54,964
for the whole universe,
1532
01:07:55,046 --> 01:07:57,088
and, sure, the entire
god kingdom is probably going
1533
01:07:57,171 --> 01:07:58,630
to hunt us down for the rest of our days,
1534
01:07:58,714 --> 01:08:01,213
but listen,
you stole this beautiful weapon.
1535
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:03,255
All right? This is the army right here.
1536
01:08:03,422 --> 01:08:04,922
It's sleek, it's slender,
1537
01:08:05,005 --> 01:08:06,463
it's powerful, it's beautiful...
1538
01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:07,797
(CRACKLES)
1539
01:08:08,422 --> 01:08:10,380
Ah, for you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.
1540
01:08:10,547 --> 01:08:12,130
I mean, it's not really what I'm into
1541
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,088
'cause I've got my weapon out there.
1542
01:08:14,255 --> 01:08:15,880
Can I borrow that for a second?
1543
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,171
Ah, there you are, old friend.
1544
01:08:21,588 --> 01:08:23,922
That was quite an entrance back there.
1545
01:08:24,005 --> 01:08:25,505
(CHUCKLES)
1546
01:08:25,588 --> 01:08:26,588
(SIGHS)
1547
01:08:29,755 --> 01:08:31,005
Listen, uh,
1548
01:08:31,088 --> 01:08:32,422
are we good?
1549
01:08:32,755 --> 01:08:33,755
Yeah?
1550
01:08:33,839 --> 01:08:34,839
I mean, I know it's a little weird
1551
01:08:34,922 --> 01:08:36,296
having my ex-weapon around,
1552
01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,964
but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.
1553
01:08:39,296 --> 01:08:40,714
It's you and me now, buddy.
1554
01:08:40,797 --> 01:08:42,296
You know what?
1555
01:08:42,463 --> 01:08:44,797
I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?
1556
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,922
(METALLIC HUMMING)
1557
01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:52,005
Delicious.
1558
01:08:52,088 --> 01:08:54,380
Hmm. I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
1559
01:08:59,005 --> 01:09:01,088
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
1560
01:09:02,422 --> 01:09:03,422
JANE: Hey.
1561
01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:04,839
Oh, hey.
1562
01:09:07,588 --> 01:09:09,922
It's quite the view, huh? (CHUCKLES)
1563
01:09:10,005 --> 01:09:11,088
Yeah. Beautiful.
1564
01:09:11,171 --> 01:09:13,296
I just want to say
that was very, very impressive
1565
01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:14,839
what you did back there.
1566
01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:17,380
You and Mjolnir, you know.
1567
01:09:18,797 --> 01:09:19,922
(MUTTERS)
1568
01:09:20,005 --> 01:09:21,005
Yeah.
1569
01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:25,422
-Space dolphins.
-What?
1570
01:09:25,505 --> 01:09:27,797
(CLEARS THROAT) You should see
some space dolphins...
1571
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,505
-What?
-(DISTANT ANIMAL CALL)
1572
01:09:29,588 --> 01:09:31,255
-Oh, wow. (GASPS)
-(FUMBLES) Yeah.
1573
01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:33,588
Beautiful. Wow.
1574
01:09:33,672 --> 01:09:35,130
THOR: So beautiful. So rare.
1575
01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,338
Very loyal creatures.
1576
01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:39,255
They mate for life, in packs of six.
1577
01:09:39,422 --> 01:09:41,171
Just love.
1578
01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:42,714
KORG: (SINGING) With a hey ninny-nonny
1579
01:09:42,797 --> 01:09:44,296
And a fair finny-fonny
1580
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:47,714
Ooh, brother man, you look so hot
1581
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,714
I wanna get in your rocks
1582
01:09:51,422 --> 01:09:54,255
When we get together
We're gonna get it on
1583
01:09:54,422 --> 01:09:58,880
And we're all gonna make some babies, uh
1584
01:09:58,964 --> 01:10:01,130
That is the song that my dad sang
1585
01:10:01,213 --> 01:10:02,839
to my other dad when they were courting.
1586
01:10:03,005 --> 01:10:04,463
When two Kronans wanna make a baby,
1587
01:10:04,547 --> 01:10:05,922
they get together inside a mountain,
1588
01:10:06,088 --> 01:10:07,839
and they go down to a little lava pool,
1589
01:10:07,922 --> 01:10:09,588
and they hold hands over the hot lava,
1590
01:10:09,755 --> 01:10:12,005
and then, after a month,
they pull their hands apart
1591
01:10:12,088 --> 01:10:13,171
and they find they've created
1592
01:10:13,255 --> 01:10:15,171
a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
1593
01:10:15,255 --> 01:10:17,797
Mm, fascinating. And hot. (CHUCKLES)
1594
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,005
Did you ever have a special someone?
1595
01:10:19,171 --> 01:10:22,046
(CHUCKLES) I've had
so many special someones.
1596
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:24,422
But I don't know...
1597
01:10:25,505 --> 01:10:26,630
I don't know if I want that again.
1598
01:10:26,797 --> 01:10:28,296
Is that because you lost
your girlfriend in battle
1599
01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:29,505
and never forgave yourself?
1600
01:10:29,588 --> 01:10:30,714
And now, you're just trying
1601
01:10:30,797 --> 01:10:32,171
to find answers in the bottom of a bottle,
1602
01:10:32,338 --> 01:10:33,839
or some meaningless dalliance,
1603
01:10:33,922 --> 01:10:35,255
which only serves to numb the pain
1604
01:10:35,338 --> 01:10:36,422
instead of bringing you
1605
01:10:36,505 --> 01:10:37,964
real happiness or satisfaction?
1606
01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:41,422
-Yeah. Something like that.
-Hmm.
1607
01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:43,171
(SPACE DOLPHINS CALLING)
1608
01:10:43,255 --> 01:10:46,130
Beautiful. Beautiful things.
1609
01:10:46,588 --> 01:10:48,422
(THOR BREATHING HEAVILY)
1610
01:10:50,130 --> 01:10:51,463
(SIGHS) Jane.
1611
01:10:51,922 --> 01:10:52,922
Thor.
1612
01:10:53,005 --> 01:10:54,338
I wanna feel shitty about you.
1613
01:10:54,505 --> 01:10:55,505
What?
1614
01:10:57,338 --> 01:10:58,797
(HESITATING)
1615
01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:01,714
I wanna feel shitty about something
1616
01:11:01,797 --> 01:11:03,213
and I think that's you.
1617
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,422
Not really getting any better.
1618
01:11:04,505 --> 01:11:06,088
It's not, is it? Damn it.
1619
01:11:06,338 --> 01:11:07,630
I wanna...
1620
01:11:07,714 --> 01:11:10,380
My friend, he told me that
it's better to feel shitty
1621
01:11:11,630 --> 01:11:13,547
from losing love than it is
to never experience love
1622
01:11:13,630 --> 01:11:15,130
and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty,
1623
01:11:15,213 --> 01:11:16,338
and I think he was right,
1624
01:11:17,255 --> 01:11:19,672
which is how I've been feeling
for a long time.
1625
01:11:19,839 --> 01:11:22,130
I've pushed people away,
kept them at a distance
1626
01:11:22,213 --> 01:11:23,588
because of the fear of that loss,
1627
01:11:23,672 --> 01:11:24,797
but I don't wanna do that anymore.
1628
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:25,880
I don't wanna live like that.
1629
01:11:25,964 --> 01:11:27,672
Better to close off your heart
than feel the pain.
1630
01:11:27,755 --> 01:11:29,922
That's what I did, yes.
I closed off my heart
1631
01:11:30,005 --> 01:11:31,880
and... and I meditated. Did you meditate?
1632
01:11:32,005 --> 01:11:33,255
No. It's so boring.
1633
01:11:33,422 --> 01:11:35,547
It actually made me more angry. (CHUCKLES)
1634
01:11:36,046 --> 01:11:38,672
But I'm tired of giving myself
over to the idea of fate
1635
01:11:38,755 --> 01:11:41,046
and trying to figure out what
the universe wants from me.
1636
01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:42,213
I wanna live in the moment,
1637
01:11:42,296 --> 01:11:43,672
I wanna live like there's no tomorrow,
1638
01:11:43,755 --> 01:11:45,005
throw caution to the wind. I want...
1639
01:11:45,088 --> 01:11:47,046
-I wanna be with you, Jane.
-Ah.
1640
01:11:48,005 --> 01:11:49,171
What do you say?
1641
01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:51,338
I have cancer.
1642
01:11:53,755 --> 01:11:54,755
I'm sorry, what?
1643
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:56,380
I'm sick.
1644
01:11:56,547 --> 01:11:58,171
-Wait. What's happening?
-Bye.
1645
01:11:58,463 --> 01:12:00,547
-Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
-No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane.
1646
01:12:00,630 --> 01:12:01,839
-Wait, wait, wait. Jane.
-What did I say?
1647
01:12:01,922 --> 01:12:03,922
I didn't mean that. Just kidding.
1648
01:12:04,005 --> 01:12:05,005
I...
1649
01:12:05,547 --> 01:12:07,171
don't have cancer. (SCOFFS)
1650
01:12:07,255 --> 01:12:08,672
Let's go smash something.
1651
01:12:09,463 --> 01:12:10,463
Jane, I'm so sorry.
1652
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,588
Don't be sorry for me.
1653
01:12:14,213 --> 01:12:15,714
When did you find out?
1654
01:12:16,338 --> 01:12:17,839
(VOICE BREAKS) Um...
1655
01:12:17,922 --> 01:12:19,714
Like six months ago.
1656
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,964
I was just feeling tired, and then
1657
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:23,672
they told me I have Stage Four.
1658
01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,547
Get my affairs in order.
1659
01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:28,714
And then I heard Mjolnir calling me,
1660
01:12:29,505 --> 01:12:31,964
so I thought maybe,
if science isn't working,
1661
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,255
maybe Viking space magic.
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
1662
01:12:36,338 --> 01:12:37,839
That's why you came to New Asgard.
1663
01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:40,839
Yeah, I thought the hammer
maybe could cure me,
1664
01:12:41,005 --> 01:12:43,922
and I think it's getting better.
1665
01:12:44,588 --> 01:12:46,046
Maybe not.
1666
01:12:47,088 --> 01:12:49,296
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
1667
01:12:49,463 --> 01:12:51,714
We don't know what tomorrow holds.
1668
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,880
And Mjolnir...
1669
01:12:53,255 --> 01:12:54,505
Mjolnir chose you.
1670
01:12:55,422 --> 01:12:57,338
And it chose you because you're worthy.
1671
01:12:57,505 --> 01:12:58,755
And that's something.
1672
01:12:58,922 --> 01:13:00,046
When I first met you,
1673
01:13:00,714 --> 01:13:01,714
I was unworthy.
1674
01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:03,338
I was unable to pick up that hammer.
1675
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,380
But you taught me
1676
01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,505
there is no greater purpose
than to help those in need.
1677
01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:11,338
You made me worthy.
1678
01:13:12,797 --> 01:13:14,964
So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.
1679
01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:18,130
Okay.
1680
01:13:18,296 --> 01:13:20,046
Now what do you wanna do?
1681
01:13:21,171 --> 01:13:23,839
I wanna get those children
back to their families.
1682
01:13:24,005 --> 01:13:25,255
I wanna finish that mission.
1683
01:13:26,463 --> 01:13:28,088
-Spoken like a true Thor.
-Hmm.
1684
01:13:29,672 --> 01:13:31,005
How do you feel now?
1685
01:13:32,213 --> 01:13:33,338
So scared.
1686
01:13:34,630 --> 01:13:35,630
How are you feeling?
1687
01:13:35,797 --> 01:13:37,005
Shitty.
1688
01:13:37,088 --> 01:13:38,088
How shitty?
1689
01:13:38,255 --> 01:13:39,880
-Really shitty.
-Well, then...
1690
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,380
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1691
01:13:51,005 --> 01:13:53,005
I wonder what those two
are talking about out there.
1692
01:13:53,672 --> 01:13:56,213
-Yeah, they're not talking.
-Oh!
1693
01:13:57,463 --> 01:13:59,130
Do you think those two
will ever hold hands
1694
01:13:59,213 --> 01:14:01,964
over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?
1695
01:14:03,755 --> 01:14:05,922
It's unlikely, sadly.
1696
01:14:06,005 --> 01:14:07,714
Mm, that's too bad.
1697
01:14:07,797 --> 01:14:09,213
I think Thor would make a great dad.
1698
01:14:12,422 --> 01:14:13,839
Hey. We're here.
1699
01:14:19,839 --> 01:14:21,338
(SOFT WHOOSHING)
1700
01:14:22,839 --> 01:14:24,422
KORG: Where did all the color go?
1701
01:14:24,505 --> 01:14:27,005
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING UP)
1702
01:14:37,922 --> 01:14:39,213
(THUD)
1703
01:14:39,296 --> 01:14:40,714
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1704
01:14:42,338 --> 01:14:43,797
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1705
01:14:57,839 --> 01:14:59,088
JANE: They're not here.
1706
01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:05,672
Where are they?
1707
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,630
(JANE BREATHING HEAVILY)
1708
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:26,630
What the hell is this place?
1709
01:15:34,505 --> 01:15:35,880
(MJOLNIR HUMMING)
1710
01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:54,839
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1711
01:15:55,005 --> 01:15:57,005
JANE: Bifrost is the key?
1712
01:15:58,046 --> 01:15:59,797
(LOW GROWLING)
1713
01:16:02,338 --> 01:16:03,338
(GASPS)
1714
01:16:06,380 --> 01:16:07,630
It's a trap!
1715
01:16:09,839 --> 01:16:10,880
(GRUNTS)
1716
01:16:15,964 --> 01:16:18,088
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:16:25,046 --> 01:16:26,255
(SOFTLY) You wanna tell me
why you just threw
1718
01:16:26,338 --> 01:16:27,505
Stormbreaker out the window?
1719
01:16:27,672 --> 01:16:29,797
He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.
1720
01:16:35,755 --> 01:16:38,088
(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1721
01:16:51,130 --> 01:16:52,338
(YELLS)
1722
01:16:53,588 --> 01:16:55,588
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1723
01:16:56,171 --> 01:16:58,422
-(GORR EXHALING DEEPLY)
-(STRAINING)
1724
01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:02,630
We really have to stop meeting like this.
1725
01:17:02,714 --> 01:17:03,755
Call the axe.
1726
01:17:03,922 --> 01:17:05,463
I'll call the axe
when you call the dentist.
1727
01:17:05,630 --> 01:17:08,255
Call the axe.
1728
01:17:08,422 --> 01:17:10,505
Tell me where the children are
or I'm gonna kill you.
1729
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,505
(THOR STRAINING)
1730
01:17:17,588 --> 01:17:19,005
Call the axe.
1731
01:17:20,714 --> 01:17:22,463
(THOR GRUNTING)
1732
01:17:26,213 --> 01:17:28,046
Some god you are.
1733
01:17:28,922 --> 01:17:32,296
You know nothing of being a god.
1734
01:17:34,839 --> 01:17:39,338
You went to the gods for help,
and they did nothing.
1735
01:17:39,505 --> 01:17:42,171
We're alike in that sense.
1736
01:17:42,422 --> 01:17:44,046
(SCOFFS) He's nothing like you.
1737
01:17:44,213 --> 01:17:45,714
What was that?
1738
01:17:48,922 --> 01:17:50,714
(WHISPERS) I said he's nothing like you.
1739
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:52,255
That's right.
1740
01:17:52,422 --> 01:17:56,880
I'm not a hypocrite.
I'm truly creating peace.
1741
01:17:56,964 --> 01:17:58,797
Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
1742
01:17:58,880 --> 01:17:59,922
Innocent?
1743
01:18:01,046 --> 01:18:02,046
Are you a Valkyrie?
1744
01:18:02,130 --> 01:18:03,171
Yes.
1745
01:18:03,422 --> 01:18:05,922
(LAUGHS) How exciting!
1746
01:18:07,005 --> 01:18:10,005
Oh, the gods failed you, too,
1747
01:18:10,338 --> 01:18:14,046
when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
1748
01:18:14,213 --> 01:18:15,422
Don't you dare speak... (GRUNTS)
1749
01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:18,130
Did you pray to the gods
1750
01:18:18,296 --> 01:18:22,505
when the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?
1751
01:18:22,588 --> 01:18:24,338
(VALKYRIE WHIMPERING)
1752
01:18:24,422 --> 01:18:26,547
Did you beg them for help
1753
01:18:27,213 --> 01:18:29,296
as your family was massacred?
1754
01:18:32,255 --> 01:18:33,255
Good chat.
1755
01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,547
(SEETHING)
1756
01:18:37,005 --> 01:18:38,171
This one.
1757
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,422
You're interesting.
1758
01:18:41,547 --> 01:18:43,088
You're different.
1759
01:18:43,797 --> 01:18:45,005
-(JANE GRUNTS)
-Yes.
1760
01:18:46,046 --> 01:18:47,380
(JANE STRUGGLING)
1761
01:18:47,839 --> 01:18:49,672
-Aw.
-(JANE BREATHING SHAKILY)
1762
01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:53,255
(JANE GRUNTS)
1763
01:18:53,338 --> 01:18:54,588
You're dying.
1764
01:18:56,422 --> 01:18:57,630
I'm sorry.
1765
01:18:58,755 --> 01:19:00,588
We're on the same path.
1766
01:19:00,672 --> 01:19:02,296
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1767
01:19:02,922 --> 01:19:06,255
Just as the sword empowered me,
1768
01:19:06,922 --> 01:19:09,046
the hammer empowered you.
1769
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:12,755
But it did nothing to change your fate.
1770
01:19:13,755 --> 01:19:16,880
The gods will use you,
1771
01:19:17,755 --> 01:19:20,463
but they will not help you.
1772
01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:26,046
There is no eternal reward for us.
1773
01:19:27,755 --> 01:19:28,880
(JANE GRUNTS)
1774
01:19:32,672 --> 01:19:34,171
She'll be gone soon.
1775
01:19:35,964 --> 01:19:37,672
And you know who won't help her?
1776
01:19:37,839 --> 01:19:39,547
I'll give you one guess.
1777
01:19:39,630 --> 01:19:41,547
-(STRAINED GRUNT)
-(CHUCKLES)
1778
01:19:41,922 --> 01:19:43,755
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1779
01:19:43,839 --> 01:19:45,422
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1780
01:19:46,088 --> 01:19:48,255
(GORR SNIFFS, SIGHS)
1781
01:19:50,797 --> 01:19:52,213
I know your pain.
1782
01:19:52,380 --> 01:19:54,380
Love is pain.
1783
01:19:59,005 --> 01:20:01,422
I had a daughter once.
1784
01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:04,213
I put my faith in a higher power
1785
01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:07,088
hoping it would save her,
1786
01:20:07,255 --> 01:20:08,922
and she...
1787
01:20:10,130 --> 01:20:11,839
died.
1788
01:20:13,964 --> 01:20:15,088
(SIGHS)
1789
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,964
Now I understand.
1790
01:20:18,130 --> 01:20:20,380
My daughter is the lucky one.
1791
01:20:21,005 --> 01:20:26,213
She does not have to grow up
in a world of suffering
1792
01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:27,880
and pain
1793
01:20:28,046 --> 01:20:32,296
run by wicked gods.
1794
01:20:34,005 --> 01:20:36,380
Choose love.
1795
01:20:37,505 --> 01:20:40,964
Call the axe.
1796
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:45,630
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1797
01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:46,880
(WHOOSHING)
1798
01:20:46,964 --> 01:20:48,755
-(CRUNCHING)
-(STRAINED GROANING)
1799
01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:51,672
Call
1800
01:20:52,088 --> 01:20:53,422
the axe.
1801
01:20:53,505 --> 01:20:55,922
-(CRUNCHING)
-(VALKYRIE AND THOR GRUNTING)
1802
01:20:56,755 --> 01:20:57,797
(THOR GRUNTS LOUDLY)
1803
01:20:58,672 --> 01:20:59,672
(CHOKING)
1804
01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:01,755
(GROWLING IN EFFORT)
1805
01:21:03,672 --> 01:21:04,922
(CRACKLING)
1806
01:21:06,088 --> 01:21:07,630
(CONTINUES CHOKING)
1807
01:21:07,714 --> 01:21:09,338
(CONTINUES GROWLING)
1808
01:21:09,422 --> 01:21:10,505
(GRUNTS)
1809
01:21:12,463 --> 01:21:14,005
(RUMBLING)
1810
01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:21,422
(EERIE MOAN AND SCREECH)
1811
01:21:29,755 --> 01:21:31,005
You okay?
1812
01:21:31,171 --> 01:21:32,255
Yeah.
1813
01:21:34,839 --> 01:21:36,255
Mm, I wanna kill this guy.
1814
01:21:36,422 --> 01:21:38,880
So do I, but we have to take him alive.
1815
01:21:39,046 --> 01:21:41,046
He's our only link
to finding those children.
1816
01:21:43,672 --> 01:21:46,338
(CREATURES MOANING)
1817
01:21:59,255 --> 01:22:01,463
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1818
01:22:18,505 --> 01:22:20,505
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1819
01:22:21,630 --> 01:22:23,755
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1820
01:22:36,255 --> 01:22:37,255
(JANE YELLS)
1821
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,380
(CREATURE GROANS)
1822
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,380
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1823
01:22:51,463 --> 01:22:53,005
(KORG YELLING)
1824
01:22:53,088 --> 01:22:54,922
-(GRUNTS)
-(GOAT SCREAMS)
1825
01:22:55,005 --> 01:22:56,797
KORG: Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat.
1826
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,088
(GOAT SCREAMS)
1827
01:23:05,463 --> 01:23:06,839
(VALKYRIE YELLS)
1828
01:23:08,046 --> 01:23:09,797
-(GROANS)
-(CREATURE ROARS)
1829
01:23:12,171 --> 01:23:13,255
(CREATURE ROARS)
1830
01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,547
(GRUNTS)
1831
01:23:21,672 --> 01:23:22,922
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1832
01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:30,588
-(STABS)
-THOR: Val!
1833
01:23:34,171 --> 01:23:35,380
(VALKYRIE GRUNTS)
1834
01:23:37,088 --> 01:23:39,338
-(GRUNTING)
-(JANE PANTING)
1835
01:23:40,296 --> 01:23:41,380
(GROANS)
1836
01:23:41,714 --> 01:23:43,088
We gotta get her out of here!
1837
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,130
Hey. I got you.
1838
01:23:57,255 --> 01:23:58,505
(STRAINING)
1839
01:24:00,046 --> 01:24:02,088
(YELLING)
1840
01:24:05,296 --> 01:24:07,255
Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
1841
01:24:07,338 --> 01:24:09,255
Stormbreaker, take us home.
1842
01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:12,630
-(GRUNTS)
-(GOATS SCREAMING)
1843
01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:13,714
(SCREAMS)
1844
01:24:15,005 --> 01:24:16,672
(GRUNTING)
1845
01:24:17,171 --> 01:24:18,338
(GORR YELLS)
1846
01:24:19,338 --> 01:24:20,588
(THOR GRUNTS)
1847
01:24:27,088 --> 01:24:29,296
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
1848
01:24:36,588 --> 01:24:38,338
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1849
01:24:42,588 --> 01:24:44,005
(GROANS)
1850
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:45,797
(PANTING)
1851
01:24:48,964 --> 01:24:50,380
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
1852
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,213
(GRUNTS)
1853
01:24:57,171 --> 01:24:58,171
(MOANS)
1854
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,338
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1855
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,130
WOMAN: ...at a rate that
none of us have seen before.
1856
01:25:07,213 --> 01:25:08,714
Look, there are other more
1857
01:25:08,797 --> 01:25:10,463
aggressive forms of treatment we can try,
1858
01:25:10,630 --> 01:25:11,839
but something's affecting
1859
01:25:11,922 --> 01:25:13,797
her body's ability to fight the cancer.
1860
01:25:14,714 --> 01:25:16,338
I'm sorry, Thor.
1861
01:25:19,296 --> 01:25:20,672
(SIGHING)
1862
01:25:24,005 --> 01:25:25,296
(GRUNTS)
1863
01:25:25,380 --> 01:25:27,839
(VENDING MACHINE RATTLING AND THUDDING)
1864
01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:32,088
Oh, there you are. Okay.
1865
01:25:32,171 --> 01:25:33,296
JANE: What's goin' on out there?
1866
01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:35,338
Oh, some moron made
a fridge without a door.
1867
01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:36,422
Can you believe it? (CHUCKLES)
1868
01:25:36,505 --> 01:25:37,547
Not to worry. Got it open
1869
01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:39,463
and got you all sorts of goodies.
1870
01:25:39,630 --> 01:25:40,630
How's Val?
1871
01:25:40,964 --> 01:25:43,255
Oh, she's in a lot of pain,
uh, but she is stable.
1872
01:25:43,338 --> 01:25:44,338
Okay, good.
1873
01:25:44,839 --> 01:25:47,213
Now you just gotta get this out of my...
1874
01:25:47,380 --> 01:25:48,839
Oh, no, no, no.
That's gotta stay in there.
1875
01:25:49,005 --> 01:25:51,005
That's all the magic potions and elixirs
1876
01:25:51,088 --> 01:25:52,255
doing their thing, so...
1877
01:25:52,839 --> 01:25:53,922
I'm just gonna pop out for a moment,
1878
01:25:54,005 --> 01:25:55,672
pick up the kids, kill the bad guy,
1879
01:25:55,755 --> 01:25:56,922
and then I'll come straight back.
1880
01:25:58,088 --> 01:25:59,672
-(KISSES)
-You're going without me?
1881
01:26:00,338 --> 01:26:01,422
Uh, yeah.
1882
01:26:01,588 --> 01:26:03,547
What happened to, like,
doing everything together?
1883
01:26:03,714 --> 01:26:05,630
He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
1884
01:26:05,714 --> 01:26:06,714
You need me.
1885
01:26:06,797 --> 01:26:09,296
I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.
1886
01:26:09,463 --> 01:26:10,922
It'd be great to have you
on the battlefield,
1887
01:26:11,005 --> 01:26:12,463
fighting Gorr side by side,
1888
01:26:12,630 --> 01:26:14,422
but that hammer is killing you.
1889
01:26:15,755 --> 01:26:17,005
Every time you use it,
1890
01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:18,755
it's draining all of your mortal strength,
1891
01:26:18,922 --> 01:26:21,088
leaving your body
unable to fight the cancer.
1892
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,797
What happened to,
"Live like there's no tomorrow"?
1893
01:26:23,964 --> 01:26:25,839
Well, that's before I knew
you might not have one.
1894
01:26:26,005 --> 01:26:27,380
Why not have one more adventure?
1895
01:26:27,588 --> 01:26:29,714
Jane, if there's a chance to live,
you have to take it.
1896
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,672
Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.
1897
01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:34,005
(SIGHS)
1898
01:26:36,213 --> 01:26:38,839
I know I seem like
some cool astrophysicist
1899
01:26:38,922 --> 01:26:40,171
from New Mexico,
1900
01:26:40,255 --> 01:26:42,922
just living the dream, but look at me.
1901
01:26:43,088 --> 01:26:46,755
I wanna keep fighting.
I'm the Mighty Thor.
1902
01:26:46,922 --> 01:26:48,130
And you want me not to do that?
1903
01:26:48,213 --> 01:26:50,922
What's the point of more time of this?
1904
01:26:51,964 --> 01:26:53,505
Because I love you.
1905
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,755
(SIGHS) I've always loved you.
1906
01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:00,880
And this is a chance for us.
1907
01:27:01,588 --> 01:27:03,463
But if you pick up that damn hammer again,
1908
01:27:03,547 --> 01:27:05,088
then that chance is gone.
1909
01:27:05,171 --> 01:27:06,588
(SIGHING)
1910
01:27:08,922 --> 01:27:11,046
(SOFT SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1911
01:27:17,171 --> 01:27:18,588
It's your choice, Jane.
1912
01:27:19,755 --> 01:27:21,380
But I'd regret it every single day
1913
01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,588
if I didn't ask you to stay here
1914
01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,547
so we could try and figure
this out together.
1915
01:27:27,755 --> 01:27:29,714
You better come back to me.
1916
01:27:30,630 --> 01:27:32,588
I'm coming back as soon as I can.
1917
01:27:35,130 --> 01:27:37,547
-(WHISPERS) Break a leg.
-I'll break all his legs.
1918
01:27:37,630 --> 01:27:39,171
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1919
01:27:51,130 --> 01:27:52,296
Remember that the Gate to Eternity
1920
01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:53,380
is at the literal center
1921
01:27:53,463 --> 01:27:54,463
-of the universe.
-Universe. Yes.
1922
01:27:54,547 --> 01:27:55,880
If you go past the cluster of comets...
1923
01:27:55,964 --> 01:27:57,088
Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this.
1924
01:27:57,171 --> 01:27:58,255
I'm not gonna get lost.
1925
01:27:58,797 --> 01:28:01,213
So how you feeling
with the old stab wound?
1926
01:28:01,380 --> 01:28:02,505
I think I lost my kidney.
1927
01:28:02,588 --> 01:28:04,046
-Gone completely? Ugh.
-Mm.
1928
01:28:04,130 --> 01:28:05,213
I wish I could join you,
1929
01:28:05,296 --> 01:28:06,630
but I'd probably die,
1930
01:28:06,714 --> 01:28:07,964
and that won't help get the kids back,
1931
01:28:08,046 --> 01:28:09,463
so you'll have to go alone.
1932
01:28:10,088 --> 01:28:12,672
All you have to do is destroy that sword.
1933
01:28:12,839 --> 01:28:14,088
It's his source of power.
1934
01:28:14,171 --> 01:28:15,463
He won't survive long without it.
1935
01:28:17,463 --> 01:28:19,422
Hey. Don't die.
1936
01:28:19,797 --> 01:28:20,964
Yeah, I know.
1937
01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:24,839
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1938
01:28:30,171 --> 01:28:32,380
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1939
01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:52,964
(CHILDREN GASPING)
1940
01:29:05,630 --> 01:29:07,922
(OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1941
01:29:14,714 --> 01:29:16,714
Eternity.
1942
01:29:19,005 --> 01:29:20,422
Finally.
1943
01:29:26,964 --> 01:29:28,088
(GRUNTS)
1944
01:29:35,213 --> 01:29:36,463
Come on.
1945
01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:45,630
(RUMBLING)
1946
01:29:54,839 --> 01:29:56,547
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1947
01:29:56,630 --> 01:29:57,839
(SCREAMING STOPS)
1948
01:30:00,171 --> 01:30:02,213
-(CHILDREN WHIMPERING)
-(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1949
01:30:02,296 --> 01:30:03,296
THOR: Hey, kids.
1950
01:30:05,839 --> 01:30:07,171
I knew he'd come.
1951
01:30:07,922 --> 01:30:08,922
Go!
1952
01:30:09,088 --> 01:30:10,088
Go, kids!
1953
01:30:12,213 --> 01:30:13,463
(GRUNTS)
1954
01:30:19,213 --> 01:30:21,964
Everyone okay? All right,
gather round. Gather round.
1955
01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:25,171
Good to see you in person, buddy.
Good to see you.
1956
01:30:29,714 --> 01:30:31,714
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
1957
01:30:36,046 --> 01:30:37,380
All right, listen up. Here's the plan.
1958
01:30:37,547 --> 01:30:39,672
We're gonna sneak our way
towards Stormbreaker,
1959
01:30:39,839 --> 01:30:41,588
being very careful not to bump
1960
01:30:41,672 --> 01:30:43,755
into any of those big shadow monsters.
1961
01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:45,422
(CHILDREN WHIMPER)
1962
01:30:45,505 --> 01:30:46,672
They're behind me, aren't they?
1963
01:30:46,755 --> 01:30:48,213
(GROWLING IN DISTANCE)
1964
01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:53,880
Does anyone here have battle experience?
1965
01:30:53,964 --> 01:30:55,130
BOY: Battle experience?
1966
01:30:55,213 --> 01:30:57,171
Well, no time to learn like the present.
1967
01:30:57,338 --> 01:30:59,755
We're not strong like you.
We're just kids.
1968
01:30:59,839 --> 01:31:01,922
Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
1969
01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:04,046
I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
1970
01:31:04,130 --> 01:31:05,380
And I'm a Midassian kid.
1971
01:31:05,463 --> 01:31:06,755
-BOY 2: I'm Falligarian.
-Okay, okay.
1972
01:31:06,839 --> 01:31:09,296
But today, you're Asgardians.
1973
01:31:09,463 --> 01:31:10,672
Now collect your weapons.
1974
01:31:10,755 --> 01:31:11,755
CHILDREN: What?
1975
01:31:11,922 --> 01:31:13,922
Go and find anything you can pick up.
1976
01:31:14,088 --> 01:31:15,088
Bring it back here.
1977
01:31:15,505 --> 01:31:16,839
Hurry, hurry!
1978
01:31:16,922 --> 01:31:18,547
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Okay, cool. Come on!
1979
01:31:19,797 --> 01:31:21,422
They're getting closer. Hurry up!
1980
01:31:21,588 --> 01:31:22,588
CHILD: Come on!
1981
01:31:22,672 --> 01:31:24,130
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1982
01:31:24,213 --> 01:31:27,797
Today is a day
that will go down in history.
1983
01:31:28,755 --> 01:31:30,380
Today is the day they will talk about
1984
01:31:30,463 --> 01:31:31,964
for generations to come.
1985
01:31:32,130 --> 01:31:34,505
Today, we are Space Vikings!
1986
01:31:35,380 --> 01:31:37,213
Present arms!
1987
01:31:40,922 --> 01:31:41,922
(TOY SQUEAKS)
1988
01:31:42,588 --> 01:31:45,296
Whosoever holds these weapons,
and believes in getting home,
1989
01:31:45,463 --> 01:31:48,296
if they be true of heart
is therefore worthy,
1990
01:31:48,463 --> 01:31:49,922
and shall possess,
1991
01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,463
for limited time only,
1992
01:31:53,046 --> 01:31:56,714
the power of Thor!
1993
01:32:05,964 --> 01:32:07,213
General Axl...
1994
01:32:07,296 --> 01:32:08,839
(NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
1995
01:32:08,922 --> 01:32:10,714
...lead your army to that axe.
1996
01:32:11,422 --> 01:32:12,880
We shall do our worst.
1997
01:32:14,380 --> 01:32:15,672
For Asgard.
1998
01:32:16,630 --> 01:32:18,922
(ALL YELLING)
1999
01:32:27,255 --> 01:32:28,714
(NOVEMBER RAIN'S
OUTRO GUITAR SOLO PLAYING)
2000
01:32:28,797 --> 01:32:30,046
(THOR GRUNTS)
2001
01:32:38,338 --> 01:32:40,130
(CREATURE SNARLS)
2002
01:33:18,296 --> 01:33:20,588
(YELLING)
2003
01:33:31,213 --> 01:33:32,922
(GASPS)
2004
01:33:34,005 --> 01:33:35,088
-(GRUNTS)
-(JANE GASPS)
2005
01:33:37,046 --> 01:33:38,422
(GASPING)
2006
01:33:42,839 --> 01:33:44,296
(SOFT RUMBLING)
2007
01:33:46,130 --> 01:33:47,755
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
2008
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:52,964
(GRUNTS)
2009
01:33:53,922 --> 01:33:55,213
(SONG ENDS)
2010
01:33:55,672 --> 01:33:56,797
(YELLS)
2011
01:33:58,964 --> 01:34:00,005
(STRAINING)
2012
01:34:00,755 --> 01:34:03,338
(YELLING)
2013
01:34:07,255 --> 01:34:08,672
(STRAINING)
2014
01:34:09,296 --> 01:34:10,296
(GORR GRUNTS)
2015
01:34:10,380 --> 01:34:11,880
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2016
01:34:11,964 --> 01:34:13,130
CHILDREN: Yeah!
2017
01:34:15,588 --> 01:34:16,588
No.
2018
01:34:19,422 --> 01:34:20,630
(HORSE WHINNIES)
2019
01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:25,005
(PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS)
2020
01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:28,380
(SIGHS)
2021
01:34:30,964 --> 01:34:32,380
Jane.
2022
01:34:38,588 --> 01:34:40,422
(ALL GRUNTING)
2023
01:34:40,505 --> 01:34:42,755
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2024
01:34:49,380 --> 01:34:50,964
We destroy that sword and he's dead.
2025
01:34:51,130 --> 01:34:53,255
The gateway's almost open.
You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
2026
01:34:53,964 --> 01:34:55,296
It's okay. I got him.
2027
01:34:56,839 --> 01:34:59,130
(CHILDREN GRUNTING)
2028
01:35:03,338 --> 01:35:04,839
Stormbreaker, stop this!
2029
01:35:05,588 --> 01:35:07,213
Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing!
2030
01:35:07,296 --> 01:35:08,714
I'm gonna get you out of there.
2031
01:35:08,797 --> 01:35:10,547
(GRUNTING) Come on.
2032
01:35:10,630 --> 01:35:12,505
Come on, buddy. (YELPS)
2033
01:35:12,588 --> 01:35:14,672
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2034
01:35:17,213 --> 01:35:20,630
Let go of my friend.
2035
01:35:24,797 --> 01:35:26,296
You've lost, Lady Thor.
2036
01:35:32,171 --> 01:35:33,171
(GRUNTS)
2037
01:35:33,714 --> 01:35:34,714
First off,
2038
01:35:35,130 --> 01:35:37,755
the name is Mighty Thor.
2039
01:35:39,255 --> 01:35:40,630
And secondly,
2040
01:35:40,797 --> 01:35:43,338
if you can't say Mighty Thor, (GRUNTS)
2041
01:35:43,797 --> 01:35:47,422
I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.
2042
01:35:51,422 --> 01:35:52,630
And thirdly,
2043
01:35:53,338 --> 01:35:56,213
eat my hammer!
2044
01:35:56,588 --> 01:35:58,213
(YELLING)
2045
01:36:04,505 --> 01:36:06,839
Stormbreaker!
2046
01:36:11,171 --> 01:36:12,422
I knew you could do it.
2047
01:36:13,547 --> 01:36:15,505
Axl! Get them home!
2048
01:36:19,463 --> 01:36:21,797
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
2049
01:36:25,338 --> 01:36:26,422
(MUSIC FADES)
2050
01:36:33,505 --> 01:36:34,797
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2051
01:36:40,505 --> 01:36:42,046
(GORR YELLS)
2052
01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:44,380
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
2053
01:36:47,630 --> 01:36:49,964
(PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2054
01:36:56,547 --> 01:36:58,547
(YELLING)
2055
01:37:00,422 --> 01:37:01,463
(GRUNTS)
2056
01:37:44,296 --> 01:37:46,588
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2057
01:37:57,171 --> 01:37:58,171
(GRUNTS)
2058
01:37:58,255 --> 01:38:00,171
(PANTING)
2059
01:38:00,922 --> 01:38:02,463
(SHUDDERING)
2060
01:38:04,547 --> 01:38:05,672
Jane?
2061
01:38:06,171 --> 01:38:07,171
I'm okay.
2062
01:38:07,547 --> 01:38:08,839
You have to stop him.
2063
01:38:13,588 --> 01:38:14,922
(WHOOSHING)
2064
01:38:39,130 --> 01:38:40,505
Gorr! Stop!
2065
01:38:42,505 --> 01:38:44,380
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2066
01:38:45,171 --> 01:38:47,296
What kind of father would I be
2067
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:49,463
if I stopped?
2068
01:38:53,380 --> 01:38:56,588
I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
2069
01:38:58,547 --> 01:39:01,463
It's not death or revenge that you seek.
2070
01:39:04,213 --> 01:39:06,547
What do I seek?
2071
01:39:10,046 --> 01:39:12,463
(JANE BREATHING HEAVILY)
2072
01:39:20,046 --> 01:39:21,296
You seek love.
2073
01:39:24,672 --> 01:39:25,964
Love?
2074
01:39:27,005 --> 01:39:29,005
Why should I seek love?
2075
01:39:29,714 --> 01:39:31,547
Because it's all any of us want.
2076
01:39:34,005 --> 01:39:35,171
GORR: How
2077
01:39:35,338 --> 01:39:39,046
dare you turn your back on me?
2078
01:39:40,588 --> 01:39:42,380
You've won, Gorr.
2079
01:39:42,547 --> 01:39:44,380
Why would I spend my last moments with you
2080
01:39:44,463 --> 01:39:45,922
when I can be with her?
2081
01:39:47,296 --> 01:39:48,797
I choose love.
2082
01:39:49,005 --> 01:39:51,839
You can, too. You can bring her back.
2083
01:39:55,755 --> 01:39:57,463
Make your wish.
2084
01:40:02,839 --> 01:40:04,922
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2085
01:40:20,296 --> 01:40:22,505
(GROANING)
2086
01:40:24,046 --> 01:40:26,046
(SOBS AND COUGHS)
2087
01:40:28,672 --> 01:40:30,046
I'm dying.
2088
01:40:31,505 --> 01:40:33,130
She would have no one.
2089
01:40:34,380 --> 01:40:36,171
She would be alone.
2090
01:40:41,755 --> 01:40:42,839
(JANE SIGHS)
2091
01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:45,505
She won't be alone.
2092
01:40:49,797 --> 01:40:51,130
(SHUDDERS)
2093
01:40:53,255 --> 01:40:55,463
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES)
2094
01:40:58,380 --> 01:40:59,797
(INHALES SHARPLY)
2095
01:41:06,171 --> 01:41:07,171
(GRUNTS)
2096
01:41:07,672 --> 01:41:09,672
(SOFT CHIMING)
2097
01:41:22,547 --> 01:41:24,588
(MUSIC BUILDS TO CLIMAX)
2098
01:41:24,672 --> 01:41:25,672
(WHOOSHING)
2099
01:41:25,755 --> 01:41:26,964
(DISTANT RUMBLE)
2100
01:41:35,380 --> 01:41:36,672
(WATER SLOSHES)
2101
01:41:42,005 --> 01:41:44,213
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2102
01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:51,046
(WEAKLY) Oh.
2103
01:41:52,338 --> 01:41:54,005
(CHUCKLES TEARFULLY)
2104
01:41:55,922 --> 01:41:57,088
My love.
2105
01:41:58,547 --> 01:42:00,296
(CRYING)
2106
01:42:05,046 --> 01:42:06,547
(CONTINUES CRYING)
2107
01:42:07,171 --> 01:42:09,088
I've missed you so much.
2108
01:42:11,964 --> 01:42:13,588
I missed you too.
2109
01:42:17,130 --> 01:42:18,380
I'm so sorry.
2110
01:42:18,463 --> 01:42:19,547
It's okay.
2111
01:42:21,630 --> 01:42:24,046
JANE: Ever since I picked up that hammer,
2112
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,213
it's like
2113
01:42:27,964 --> 01:42:29,422
I've gotten an extra life.
2114
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:32,797
And it was...
2115
01:42:33,380 --> 01:42:34,422
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2116
01:42:34,505 --> 01:42:36,005
magical.
2117
01:42:36,839 --> 01:42:38,255
(JANE SIGHS WEAKLY)
2118
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:40,922
Not too bad for a human.
2119
01:42:42,588 --> 01:42:44,130
Not too bad for a god.
2120
01:42:45,088 --> 01:42:49,046
Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
2121
01:42:49,463 --> 01:42:51,046
-Oh, yeah? What is it?
-Come close...
2122
01:42:52,505 --> 01:42:53,630
(WHISPERS QUIETLY)
2123
01:42:53,922 --> 01:42:55,213
(THOR SNICKERS)
2124
01:42:56,380 --> 01:42:58,171
(KISSES) It's perfect.
2125
01:42:58,338 --> 01:42:59,630
It's the best one yet.
2126
01:42:59,797 --> 01:43:01,005
(LAUGHING) Thanks.
2127
01:43:05,338 --> 01:43:06,422
(JANE SNIFFLES)
2128
01:43:09,088 --> 01:43:11,338
Keep your heart open.
2129
01:43:16,839 --> 01:43:18,338
I love you.
2130
01:43:19,505 --> 01:43:21,005
I love you, too.
2131
01:43:21,088 --> 01:43:23,296
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
2132
01:43:52,296 --> 01:43:53,588
(SIGHS)
2133
01:43:56,213 --> 01:43:58,213
(GORR SHUDDERING SOFTLY)
2134
01:44:06,672 --> 01:44:08,171
Protect her.
2135
01:44:09,714 --> 01:44:11,088
Protect my love.
2136
01:44:19,755 --> 01:44:22,171
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
2137
01:44:45,046 --> 01:44:48,880
KORG: Let me tell you the legend
of the Space Viking,
2138
01:44:49,672 --> 01:44:54,880
AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster.
2139
01:44:57,130 --> 01:44:59,588
Her sacrifice saved the universe
2140
01:44:59,755 --> 01:45:03,380
and taught us all
what it means to be worthy.
2141
01:45:03,922 --> 01:45:05,839
She helped the children of the gods
2142
01:45:06,005 --> 01:45:08,296
who laser-beamed their way back home
2143
01:45:08,463 --> 01:45:10,380
to their dozy little fishing village
2144
01:45:10,463 --> 01:45:12,380
turned tourist destination.
2145
01:45:12,588 --> 01:45:14,630
-(HAPPY CHATTER)
-WOMAN: (GASPS) Axl!
2146
01:45:14,714 --> 01:45:16,171
I missed you.
2147
01:45:16,547 --> 01:45:17,880
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine. I'm okay.
2148
01:45:17,964 --> 01:45:19,088
-Are you sure?
-I'm okay.
2149
01:45:19,255 --> 01:45:20,755
KORG: The kids were safe to be kids again.
2150
01:45:20,839 --> 01:45:22,213
VALKYRIE: Louder, three!
2151
01:45:22,296 --> 01:45:23,714
(CHILDREN GRUNTING)
2152
01:45:23,797 --> 01:45:24,797
Widen your stance.
2153
01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:27,005
KORG: Especially after
their king made them all go
2154
01:45:27,088 --> 01:45:28,422
to self-defense classes.
2155
01:45:28,588 --> 01:45:30,463
Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
2156
01:45:30,547 --> 01:45:31,672
And the most important part.
2157
01:45:32,171 --> 01:45:33,463
The war cry!
2158
01:45:33,547 --> 01:45:34,922
(CHILDREN SCREAM)
2159
01:45:35,005 --> 01:45:36,338
KORG: Even Heimdall's son,
2160
01:45:36,422 --> 01:45:38,088
Axl Heimdallson,
2161
01:45:38,255 --> 01:45:40,463
who could now do
his dad's freaky eye magic,
2162
01:45:40,630 --> 01:45:42,463
was becoming quite the warrior.
2163
01:45:42,922 --> 01:45:45,088
The future of Asgard was secure.
2164
01:45:45,171 --> 01:45:46,797
(KORG AND FRIEND SINGING)
2165
01:45:46,880 --> 01:45:49,839
KORG: Speaking of futures,
I was forging one of my own,
2166
01:45:50,005 --> 01:45:51,463
now that my body's grown back,
2167
01:45:52,380 --> 01:45:54,547
with a dude I met called Dwayne.
2168
01:45:56,171 --> 01:45:57,797
And what about Thor, you ask?
2169
01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:00,505
He embarked on a new journey
2170
01:46:00,672 --> 01:46:02,797
because he had found
something to live for,
2171
01:46:02,880 --> 01:46:05,046
something to love for.
2172
01:46:05,213 --> 01:46:07,088
A little someone who turned him
2173
01:46:07,171 --> 01:46:09,714
from Sad God into Dad God.
2174
01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:12,463
Breakfast is served.
Bon appétit. (CHUCKLES)
2175
01:46:12,547 --> 01:46:14,505
Hello. There you go.
2176
01:46:14,672 --> 01:46:16,672
Hey. Breakfast.
2177
01:46:17,088 --> 01:46:19,588
Excuse me. What is that?
2178
01:46:19,755 --> 01:46:21,588
They're pan-flaps. From Earth.
2179
01:46:21,755 --> 01:46:23,588
I don't think I like pan-flaps.
2180
01:46:23,755 --> 01:46:24,755
-You love them.
-No, I don't.
2181
01:46:24,839 --> 01:46:25,839
Yes, you do.
2182
01:46:25,922 --> 01:46:26,922
I've never had that in my life.
2183
01:46:27,005 --> 01:46:28,547
Come on. Eat up. We have to go.
We're gonna be late.
2184
01:46:28,630 --> 01:46:29,630
Now where are your boots?
2185
01:46:29,880 --> 01:46:31,839
(IN SINGSONG) I'm wearing them.
2186
01:46:32,171 --> 01:46:33,338
You're not wearing those.
2187
01:46:33,505 --> 01:46:35,171
-Yes, I am.
-No, you're not.
2188
01:46:35,255 --> 01:46:36,422
Yes, I am.
2189
01:46:36,588 --> 01:46:37,630
No. You're not.
2190
01:46:37,797 --> 01:46:38,964
(IN NORMAL TONE) Go to hell, demon!
2191
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:42,130
Wow!
2192
01:46:42,213 --> 01:46:44,880
Brand new, now destroyed.
Thank you very much.
2193
01:46:45,046 --> 01:46:46,880
You know what? You wear what you want.
2194
01:46:46,964 --> 01:46:48,005
Don't come complaining to me
2195
01:46:48,088 --> 01:46:49,088
when your feet get sore, all right?
2196
01:46:49,171 --> 01:46:50,922
You'll get no sympathy here from me.
2197
01:46:51,005 --> 01:46:53,171
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
2198
01:46:53,255 --> 01:46:54,255
Thank you.
2199
01:46:54,422 --> 01:46:56,171
Remember what my mother used to tell me.
2200
01:46:56,338 --> 01:46:57,380
Listen to the grown-ups,
2201
01:46:57,547 --> 01:46:59,588
and if you see anyone scared
or being picked on,
2202
01:46:59,755 --> 01:47:01,088
-you look after them, okay?
-Okay.
2203
01:47:01,255 --> 01:47:02,630
And most of all, have fun.
2204
01:47:02,797 --> 01:47:04,338
-Gotcha.
-Gotcha.
2205
01:47:04,505 --> 01:47:06,505
Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him?
2206
01:47:06,672 --> 01:47:07,922
Over there. Sleeping in the bed.
2207
01:47:08,005 --> 01:47:09,171
In the bed.
2208
01:47:10,755 --> 01:47:11,755
Oh, wow.
2209
01:47:14,213 --> 01:47:16,005
That is not coming off.
2210
01:47:16,755 --> 01:47:18,171
What did you do?
2211
01:47:18,296 --> 01:47:20,255
Eh, she looked boring before.
2212
01:47:21,338 --> 01:47:22,839
Yeah. Suppose it did.
2213
01:47:23,005 --> 01:47:24,255
I love it. (CHUCKLES)
2214
01:47:24,338 --> 01:47:25,547
Very creative.
2215
01:47:25,839 --> 01:47:27,213
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
2216
01:47:29,672 --> 01:47:30,672
Okay.
2217
01:47:31,338 --> 01:47:32,547
Now, you see the aliens down there?
2218
01:47:32,714 --> 01:47:34,088
The stripy ones?
2219
01:47:34,171 --> 01:47:35,755
-They look nice.
-Yeah, they are nice.
2220
01:47:35,839 --> 01:47:36,964
That's why we have to look after them.
2221
01:47:37,046 --> 01:47:38,880
Got it. Protect the nice ones.
2222
01:47:40,046 --> 01:47:41,046
I love you, sweetie.
2223
01:47:41,213 --> 01:47:42,422
Love you, Uncle Thor.
2224
01:47:42,505 --> 01:47:45,380
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
2225
01:47:45,463 --> 01:47:47,046
KORG: They will always be there for us.
2226
01:47:47,130 --> 01:47:50,380
The Space Viking and his girl,
born from Eternity.
2227
01:47:50,463 --> 01:47:52,797
With the powers of a god.
2228
01:47:55,255 --> 01:47:56,880
Two warriors
2229
01:47:57,046 --> 01:47:58,463
fighting the good fight
2230
01:47:58,547 --> 01:48:00,171
for those who can't fight good.
2231
01:48:05,839 --> 01:48:07,463
-(YELLING)
-They have traveled far,
2232
01:48:07,547 --> 01:48:09,463
and have been given many names.
2233
01:48:10,130 --> 01:48:12,547
But to those who know them best,
2234
01:48:12,714 --> 01:48:14,380
they are simply known
2235
01:48:14,547 --> 01:48:16,547
as Love and Thunder.
2236
01:49:10,296 --> 01:49:12,296
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
2237
01:50:01,088 --> 01:50:04,338
(SONG FADES)
2238
01:50:04,422 --> 01:50:06,755
ZEUS: It used to be that being a god,
2239
01:50:06,839 --> 01:50:08,422
it meant something.
2240
01:50:08,505 --> 01:50:10,130
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2241
01:50:10,213 --> 01:50:12,255
People would whisper your name
2242
01:50:12,839 --> 01:50:16,755
before sharing their deepest
hopes and dreams.
2243
01:50:17,839 --> 01:50:20,171
They begged you for mercy
2244
01:50:20,839 --> 01:50:23,588
without ever knowing if
you were actually listening.
2245
01:50:23,672 --> 01:50:24,839
(CHUCKLES)
2246
01:50:25,964 --> 01:50:26,964
Now,
2247
01:50:27,672 --> 01:50:29,588
you know, they look to the sky,
2248
01:50:30,380 --> 01:50:32,630
they don't ask us for lightning.
2249
01:50:33,296 --> 01:50:35,630
They don't ask us for rain.
2250
01:50:36,338 --> 01:50:40,672
They just want to see one of
their so-called superheroes.
2251
01:50:43,964 --> 01:50:46,338
When did we become the joke?
2252
01:50:49,422 --> 01:50:50,672
No.
2253
01:50:51,630 --> 01:50:53,088
No more.
2254
01:50:54,630 --> 01:50:57,213
They will fear us again
2255
01:50:57,714 --> 01:51:00,672
when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
2256
01:51:00,755 --> 01:51:02,505
(MUSIC BUILDING UP)
2257
01:51:03,922 --> 01:51:06,797
Do you understand me, Hercules?
2258
01:51:07,338 --> 01:51:09,755
Do you understand me, my son?
2259
01:51:10,046 --> 01:51:11,463
Yes, Father.
2260
01:51:11,797 --> 01:51:14,213
(RAINBOW IN THE DARK BY DIO PLAYING)
2261
01:53:13,171 --> 01:53:14,380
(SONG FADES)
2262
01:53:14,463 --> 01:53:17,130
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING)
2263
01:53:41,755 --> 01:53:44,588
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2264
01:55:41,880 --> 01:55:44,296
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2265
01:57:43,547 --> 01:57:45,547
(SOFT CHIMING)
2266
01:57:48,630 --> 01:57:51,005
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2267
01:57:52,296 --> 01:57:53,630
(GASPING)
2268
01:57:53,714 --> 01:57:54,714
Huh?
2269
01:57:56,880 --> 01:57:58,296
(SHUDDERS)
2270
01:57:58,922 --> 01:57:59,922
What?
2271
01:58:00,964 --> 01:58:02,630
Oh. Hey.
2272
01:58:04,046 --> 01:58:05,547
Jane Foster.
2273
01:58:06,422 --> 01:58:07,964
Heimdall.
2274
01:58:08,422 --> 01:58:09,797
I see you're dead now.
2275
01:58:10,005 --> 01:58:11,797
(SIGHS) Yeah.
2276
01:58:12,422 --> 01:58:14,422
Thank you for looking after my son.
2277
01:58:15,171 --> 01:58:17,797
You are very welcome here,
to the land of the gods.
2278
01:58:22,547 --> 01:58:24,296
Welcome to Valhalla.
2279
01:58:25,922 --> 01:58:27,338
(MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)