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♪ Stag flick, drag chick,
sock it to me baby ♪

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♪ Horizontal boogie, in my blue
movie ♪

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♪ Loosey goosey, blue movie ♪

5
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♪ French kiss, Swiss miss ♪

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♪ Thai tryst with an LA twist ♪

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♪ Getting juicy in my blue movie ♪

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♪ Proctor playing doctor ♪

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♪ Blue movie ♪

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♪ Ooh la la, she burns her bra ♪

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♪ Liberated cutie with
a liberating booty ♪

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♪ Stag flick, drag chick,
sock it to me baby ♪

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♪ Let it in, let it all
hang out, blue movie ♪

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♪ Freak flag, sex tag,
blow your mind, baby ♪

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♪ Fly em high, let the
joint get down, blue movie ♪

16
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♪ Catch my date in Super Eight ♪

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Oh Alberta, honey,
don't cry.

18
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Nana lived a long and happy life

19
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and you know whose music
we played at the funeral,

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just like she wanted.

21
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Honey, Nana would've understood.

22
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Mom, I didn't even
realize she was so sick,

23
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I could've flown out.

24
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Alberta, you know what
your, well, nevermind,

25
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you couldn't have,

26
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but you're here in spirit.

27
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Mom, please don't tell me

28
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you wore a Def Leppard
shirt to the service.

29
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What?

30
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It was black.

31
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Anyway,

32
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sweetie, Nana left some of
her things just for you.

33
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I sent you a package.

34
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Oh God, I hope it arrives
safely.

35
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Oh, yeah yeah, thanks Mom

36
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It came this morning,

37
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Okay, I'll talk to you
later.

38
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♪ Dripping sunshine ♪

39
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♪ Wet window pane ♪

40
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♪ Cry of love for souls
unchained ♪

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Hi Russell,
welcome to the 21st century.

42
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Oh, I almost forgot.

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Sugar!

44
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And that was
another unforgettable song

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from Creed.

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Next up on KLUV, an hour long
rock block, commercial free,

47
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of Russell Aquarius from 1970
at the Gettysburg Music Fest,

48
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his very last concert.

49
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Don't worry folks,

50
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we won't be playing the very
end and with good reason.

51
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Today would have been
Russell's 58th birthday,

52
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had he not been taken from us so
young.

53
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In fact, he was an early
member of the 27 Club

54
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forging the paths of Jimmy
Hendrix, Janice Joplin,

55
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the great Jim Morrison,

56
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and not so long ago, Mr. Kurt
Cobain,

57
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who all died at the tender age
of 27.

58
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Oh, what a sweet racket there
must be in heaven, baby.

59
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Happy Birthday, Russell.

60
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♪ I'll show you paradise
woman!!! - ♪

61
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Dadgummit!

62
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This is Alberta.

63
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What do you mean the
meeting's been changed?

64
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This is the third time you've
done this without telling me.

65
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Well, it's when?

66
00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,518
Now?

67
00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:09,153
Fudge sticks!

68
00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:11,555
Just tell him to hold
on, I'll be right there.

69
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No, no, no, don't you dare go in
my place.

70
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You don't know the
project like I do, Julio.

71
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Julio?!

72
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Oh, you brown nosing piece of
shingle!

73
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Where is it?

74
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Ugh, I hate this fricking job!

75
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Russell
hated mornings, always had.

76
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Long before his ascent from folk
clubs

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to Fillmore's East and West,

78
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and all the psychedelic
joints he'd played in between.

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Fact is,

80
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unless he was puking
up peyote in the desert

81
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while hallucinating coyote gods,

82
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Russell pretty much didn't
like daytime at all.

83
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Son of a!

84
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Now years ago,

85
00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,611
Russell might have freaked out

86
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waking up in some unknown
place next to a stranger,

87
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having no memory as to how he
got there.

88
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But after a few tours, this
became a regular occurrence,

89
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kind of like Russell's morning
ritual.

90
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He'd just go with the flow.

91
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In the past,

92
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if Russell had seen a
groupie as unglued as this,

93
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he'd have given her his famous
smile

94
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and helped her right through her
bad trip.

95
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But after that crazy stalker
had come on the scene,

96
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he was fearful.

97
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It wasn't all just peace and
love,

98
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grass and microdots anymore.

99
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Now there were chicks high on
angel dust

100
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who wanted to carve
swastikas into your forehead,

101
00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,700
Manson family style while you
slept.

102
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That's the last time I mix
creme de menthe with mescaline.

103
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Still got it.

104
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♪ Get in my groovy
technicolor Volkswagen van ♪

105
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♪ I'll take you to paradise,
ooh, my sexy wo-man ♪

106
00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:03,227
What is this?

107
00:09:04,394 --> 00:09:05,262
Whoa.

108
00:09:06,697 --> 00:09:07,564
Hey girl.

109
00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:11,268
Glad you've mellowed out.

110
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,537
What's for dinner?

111
00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:15,572
I just turned you off.

112
00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:21,578
Uh,

113
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foxy lady, to the
contrary, you turn me on.

114
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,352
What?

115
00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:33,390
You blew my mind last night,
girl, among other things.

116
00:09:33,757 --> 00:09:37,094
Oh, it looks like you're
flipping the switch right now.

117
00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:37,828
Oh boy.

118
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Okay, where are the cameras?

119
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I swear I put them here.

120
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You're solid.

121
00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,607
Uh yeah babe, I'm as hard as a
rock.

122
00:09:50,641 --> 00:09:54,177
Okay, who the heck are you
and what are you doing here?

123
00:09:54,211 --> 00:09:56,079
Wait, is that my robe?

124
00:09:56,113 --> 00:09:57,848
Did Julio hack into my computer

125
00:09:57,881 --> 00:09:58,849
and send you to mess with me?

126
00:09:58,882 --> 00:10:02,719
If so, I will shove my
foot right up his arse.

127
00:10:02,753 --> 00:10:05,756
You got spunk, I like that.

128
00:10:05,789 --> 00:10:09,626
Oh wait, did my mom send
you to make me feel better?

129
00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,462
What are you, like a
celebrity impersonator,

130
00:10:12,496 --> 00:10:15,198
a singing telegram, what?

131
00:10:15,232 --> 00:10:16,166
Don't even.

132
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,882
My avatar!

133
00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:32,849
Oh my gosh.

134
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,552
Your abattoir?

135
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:38,188
Man, you're one far out chick.

136
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,328
Russell didn't
know

137
00:10:44,361 --> 00:10:48,131
what in the Maharajah's
name she was talking about.

138
00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,666
If she was like most groupies,

139
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:52,769
she was way out in Ruby Tuesday
land.

140
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,174
So again, what's for dinner?

141
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:58,775
You eat?

142
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,447
Oh um, how fascinating, I um.

143
00:11:04,514 --> 00:11:07,851
Okay, I um, I don't really cook.

144
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:12,322
Come on, chicks dig
doing stuff like that.

145
00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:13,223
What?

146
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,142
Oh!

147
00:11:34,578 --> 00:11:36,647
Okay, it's a microwave.

148
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:40,584
Here you go.

149
00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,420
You can eat it.

150
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:48,792
What?

151
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,498
This uh, astronaut food
um, kind of interesting.

152
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,835
Oh, they're um, called chicken
nuggets.

153
00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:01,638
Well, they
taste like Play-Doh smells,

154
00:12:01,672 --> 00:12:05,208
so you're better off not having
any.

155
00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:07,844
Besides, you could stand to
lose a few pounds anyway.

156
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:09,446
What?

157
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,914
I'm not saying
you're fat or anything

158
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,349
because damn woman,

159
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:15,419
your body felt pretty
fucking good last night.

160
00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:17,888
Gosh, you are so warm.

161
00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:20,524
I'm hotter than Ravi
Shankar's ass on a tabla.

162
00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:21,792
Huh.

163
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:22,726
Ow!

164
00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:23,627
Gosh.

165
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:27,564
Stop it, stop it.

166
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,733
Where did you come from?

167
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:32,736
Now that's the universal
question, now isn't it?

168
00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:34,871
I feel like I haven't eaten in a
century.

169
00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:36,707
More like 50 years.

170
00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:39,876
Huh.

171
00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,346
What else you got?

172
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:46,249
Okay, listen, can we just
go sit in the living room?

173
00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:49,720
I, I really need a glass of wine
or three.

174
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:50,620
You?

175
00:12:51,722 --> 00:12:53,457
Okay great, come on.

176
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:02,033
Anyway, you're probably
wondering my name.

177
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,233
Uh, not exactly,

178
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:07,738
but you can tell me if it'll
make you feel more relaxed.

179
00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:11,708
You know, we'll be flying
united tonight again.

180
00:13:13,077 --> 00:13:13,877
I get it.

181
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,913
Um anyway, my name is Alberta
and.

182
00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:20,350
Huh, that's kind of old
fashioned.

183
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:24,521
I'm used to groupies with names
like Daffodil or Mary Juana,

184
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,289
but that's cool, you know?

185
00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:26,991
I dig you.

186
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,264
Flattered kind of, but I am no
groupie.

187
00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:38,535
I am a computer programmer and
I-

188
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,703
- A what?

189
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,040
Oh yes, of course, so I
develop code,

190
00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:45,642
which is going to go over your
head too,

191
00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:49,080
but basically I made your
avatar.

192
00:13:49,113 --> 00:13:50,614
Here you go again.

193
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:53,383
Can't we just enjoy the evening?

194
00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:06,964
Here, I'm giving you my
glass so you can wash it

195
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:08,199
or keep it as a souvenir or
something.

196
00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:13,370
I don't know what you girls
do with these kinds of things.

197
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:20,443
What?

198
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,746
That was my idea, bung hole.

199
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:37,094
When you're done, lover,
I'll be in bed waiting

200
00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:37,995
patiently.

201
00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:49,773
I probably should
research your capabilities.

202
00:15:10,427 --> 00:15:11,062
Yeah?

203
00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:11,963
Yeah.

204
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,601
Listen um, I just,

205
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:19,103
I need to take a quick shower

206
00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:21,072
because I didn't have time this
morning.

207
00:15:21,105 --> 00:15:21,973
So?

208
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,178
Really, I must reek.

209
00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:29,813
It's the Seventies for fuck's
sake.

210
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,116
Oh Russell, no, no, no, not
really, no.

211
00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:33,050
You should know that.

212
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:35,619
Look, we're all children of
the earth

213
00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:37,188
like that Rousseau cat said,

214
00:15:37,221 --> 00:15:42,492
so let's cut the square bullshit
and let it all hang out,

215
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,860
my sweet Albania.

216
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,464
Uh, Alberta

217
00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:48,132
What?

218
00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:55,172
♪ Cheek to cheek, hip to hip ♪

219
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,807
♪ Beak to beaker, trip to trip ♪

220
00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:02,712
♪ I'm a furry freak ♪

221
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,654
Oh my gosh.

222
00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:51,262
Damn, my lady.

223
00:16:51,295 --> 00:16:56,100
I've been with too many
strung out Twiggy chicks.

224
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,567
What, so what are you saying?

225
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,270
You like my chub?

226
00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:02,006
You got the body of a goddess.

227
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:03,807
I do?

228
00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:06,410
Uh-huh.

229
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:07,510
Hey, when you're done in there,

230
00:17:07,544 --> 00:17:12,149
be a doll and make me
something to eat, would you?

231
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:20,623
What?

232
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,892
Do you need something?

233
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:23,793
Are you holding?

234
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:24,661
What?

235
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,895
I'm jonesing, man.

236
00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:28,132
Oh yes, rockstar, got it.

237
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,936
Oh Russell, you will love this.

238
00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:35,973
Would you believe that
cannabis is legal now?

239
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:37,674
I get this delivered.

240
00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:39,176
What, grass is
straight?

241
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,212
I must've died and gone to
heaven.

242
00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:42,946
Maybe you have,

243
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,749
but some states require a
doctor's note,

244
00:17:45,782 --> 00:17:48,319
which is a joke because
nearly everyone has one.

245
00:17:48,352 --> 00:17:51,688
I mean, even my Nana has one,
had one.

246
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,995
Hello, earth to Alfresco.

247
00:17:58,029 --> 00:17:58,895
Sorry.

248
00:18:00,031 --> 00:18:02,899
This is Hindu Kush, it's the
best.

249
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,735
This is just candy.

250
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:06,603
Oh no, no, no,

251
00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:07,737
they're pot gummies.

252
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,941
Groovy, give those yummy
gummies to me.

253
00:18:11,976 --> 00:18:13,177
Oh Russell, no,

254
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,880
those are way stronger
than you're used to.

255
00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:22,786
Much better.

256
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:27,258
Whoa, this is hitting
me faster than usual.

257
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,125
What?

258
00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:29,692
Fascinating.

259
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:31,795
I guess I gotta research this.

260
00:18:31,828 --> 00:18:32,929
Right on, man.

261
00:18:32,963 --> 00:18:35,132
Yeah, this ain't no skunk weed.

262
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,833
Nice and sweet.

263
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,036
Hey, what else you got?

264
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,904
Shrooms, acid, ups, downs,
reds, black beauties,

265
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:43,007
bennies, big chief, blow?

266
00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:48,745
I got a box of fluff
balls in the kitchen.

267
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:49,913
Fluff balls?

268
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,352
Wow, I am really impressed.

269
00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:58,055
You can really handle your THC.

270
00:18:58,089 --> 00:18:59,689
If I had that many gummies,

271
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:03,060
I would like probably be in the
hospital.

272
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,966
Got anything else?

273
00:19:15,339 --> 00:19:17,174
What's with the look?

274
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,075
Who died?

275
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,711
Well, look Russell, you did.

276
00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:27,817
We never really die, man.

277
00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:29,220
Stardust is immortal,

278
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,354
but if you're talking about

279
00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:31,855
the first time I played at Cafe
Wha,

280
00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:33,923
okay yes, maybe I did
die up there that night,

281
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,393
but the next night, I really
killed it.

282
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:40,864
Russell, you were electrocuted
by a microphone in 1970.

283
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:43,100
You were only 27 years old.

284
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:46,337
You're a real laugh riot.

285
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,838
No, no, no, I'm not joking.

286
00:19:48,872 --> 00:19:52,243
Well, you ain't no Phyllis
Diller, tell you that.

287
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,311
No Russell, listen to me.

288
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:57,281
My, my Nana was your biggest
fan,

289
00:19:57,314 --> 00:20:00,017
she was even at your last
concert.

290
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,051
Your Nana?

291
00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:03,686
Old farts, no offense,

292
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,290
don't come to my shows,
except to bust them up.

293
00:20:06,323 --> 00:20:07,491
Yeah, but she was, look,

294
00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:12,263
she was very young back then
and very, very pretty, look.

295
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:17,234
Ooh, did she
and I ever get it on?

296
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:20,803
No, she was married to my
grandpa then.

297
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,773
So?

298
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,442
I used to go to her house
after school

299
00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:28,745
and we'd crank up the Aquarius.

300
00:20:28,778 --> 00:20:30,047
You.

301
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,216
Oh, Grammy loves my music,
huh?

302
00:20:32,249 --> 00:20:34,985
That's cool, man, groovy.

303
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:36,287
Well, she did.

304
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:39,423
She would have been your age.

305
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:44,061
Well, the age you would have
been, if you hadn't, you know.

306
00:20:44,094 --> 00:20:46,896
Well, maybe like these delicious snack
cakes, I'm just very well preserved.

307
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,833
preserved.

308
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,002
No. Actually, there was a beautiful
funeral for you and everything.

309
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,813
All right, then, who
came to my funeral, hmm?

310
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,784
Bill Burroughs, Vonnegut, was
Plant there?

311
00:21:07,817 --> 00:21:10,753
Swear that bastard stole my
lyrics.

312
00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:12,089
Look, you talk a good game,

313
00:21:12,122 --> 00:21:15,392
but I just don't believe you,
Albatross.

314
00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:16,859
Alberta.

315
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:17,528
What?

316
00:21:17,561 --> 00:21:19,163
Okay, look down.

317
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:23,067
No, look at these concert
tickets.

318
00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:26,136
Okay.

319
00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:27,870
Look at the date.

320
00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,806
The Stones are still
touring.

321
00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:31,108
Yes.

322
00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:34,445
Now I know you're putting me
on.

323
00:21:34,478 --> 00:21:38,382
My Nana got me these,
hoping I'd actually go.

324
00:21:38,415 --> 00:21:40,417
Okay here, look at this.

325
00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:49,892
What is that thing anyways?

326
00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:51,962
It's an iPhone.

327
00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:55,432
Does everyone have those
things in your supposed future?

328
00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,800
Some people, like my mom, have
Androids.

329
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,204
And my Uncle Spock has a phaser

330
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:02,373
Okay, check it out.

331
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:06,210
You're on a behind the
music show on YouTube,

332
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:08,845
My Tube?

333
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:11,982
It's the Russell Aquarius
episode,

334
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:16,253
it starts with footage from
your last concert, look.

335
00:22:16,287 --> 00:22:18,255
Russell is one
of the few musicians

336
00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:22,426
who have died on stage,
much to the shock of fans.

337
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:27,131
♪ I'll show you paradise, woman! ♪

338
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:39,343
When we return,

339
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:41,145
we'll talk with Robert Plant,

340
00:22:41,178 --> 00:22:45,182
who remembers Russell's tragic
decline into drug addiction

341
00:22:45,215 --> 00:22:47,484
on Aquarius Rises and Falls.

342
00:22:51,588 --> 00:22:55,925
It just makes me want
to trash a hotel room!

343
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,162
Russell, I'm sorry, I forgot.

344
00:22:58,195 --> 00:23:00,597
No babe, let's ball later, all
right?

345
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:04,234
God, right know I could use a
stiff drink.

346
00:23:10,174 --> 00:23:11,041
Oh.

347
00:23:18,948 --> 00:23:20,351
Russell I'm sorry.

348
00:23:20,384 --> 00:23:24,021
I swear I wasn't trying
to bum you out earlier.

349
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:26,557
It's just, I don't know.

350
00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:30,094
My therapist says I got to work
on my interpersonal skills,

351
00:23:30,127 --> 00:23:32,329
which she's probably right,

352
00:23:34,031 --> 00:23:36,400
but like, look, if I was
you. I'd want to know too.

353
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:37,534
I just,

354
00:23:37,568 --> 00:23:39,236
I just thought you need to
know what happened to you,

355
00:23:39,269 --> 00:23:40,104
that's all.

356
00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:43,173
I think uh, I'm having a bad
trip.

357
00:23:44,941 --> 00:23:45,908
No, no Russ,

358
00:23:45,942 --> 00:23:49,912
you're a hundred percent
not having a bad trip,

359
00:23:49,946 --> 00:23:53,016
'cause look, Russell, I made
you.

360
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,952
What do you mean, you made me?

361
00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:57,254
Yeah, I made you,

362
00:23:57,287 --> 00:24:00,591
like I developed your
code, which caused you to.

363
00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:02,593
God, enough with the freak
jive!

364
00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,628
Okay, hold on, let me show
you.

365
00:24:04,661 --> 00:24:07,364
I want to show you something.

366
00:24:07,398 --> 00:24:08,931
Look at this Russell.

367
00:24:08,966 --> 00:24:11,301
This right here, this is you.

368
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:16,473
This is the you I made
after my Nana passed away.

369
00:24:18,308 --> 00:24:20,978
That doesn't even look like
me!

370
00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:25,015
We used to dance to
"Furry Freak" so much.

371
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,383
God, "Furry Freak."

372
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:36,527
We even wore down the
grooves on your record.

373
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,468
Thank you.

374
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,380
This is your set list.

375
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,316
You could get a lot of money
for that on eBay, really?

376
00:24:59,349 --> 00:25:00,217
E-Bay?

377
00:25:01,285 --> 00:25:02,152
Yep.

378
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:07,758
and now I'm a part of a
development team at MuziTech,

379
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:11,995
after working on my own coding
for years

380
00:25:12,029 --> 00:25:15,132
and now I'm a part of a
development team at MuziTech,

381
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,267
a supposedly cutting edge
company,

382
00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:22,105
but they're so far behind the
times, it's not even funny.

383
00:25:23,807 --> 00:25:25,309
To say nothing of all the ding
holes,

384
00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:26,743
they're trying to make me look
bad,

385
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:29,179
just 'cause I'm a GD woman,

386
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,721
but hey, it's the first
job since grad school

387
00:25:37,754 --> 00:25:41,558
that I've been able to
use my AI training, so.

388
00:25:41,592 --> 00:25:44,328
Artificial
insemination.

389
00:25:44,361 --> 00:25:45,195
You would.

390
00:25:45,229 --> 00:25:47,631
Artificial intelligence.

391
00:25:47,664 --> 00:25:49,433
God, sounds like my
first guitar teacher,

392
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:52,069
always pretending he was so
smart.

393
00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,605
Gosh, I thought I had
this all figured out,

394
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:58,075
then I, I guess I jacked the
algorithms, it blew a fuse.

395
00:25:58,108 --> 00:26:00,811
No, okay, whoever you
are and whoever you blew,

396
00:26:00,844 --> 00:26:01,778
doesn't matter, okay?

397
00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:02,779
Just stop this talk.

398
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,682
Oh, Christ, it's like an
Altamont all over again

399
00:26:05,716 --> 00:26:08,051
and I'm bumming on the brown
tabs.

400
00:26:08,085 --> 00:26:10,220
Russell, you're so cute, I'm
sorry.

401
00:26:10,254 --> 00:26:12,155
It's just, come here, come here.

402
00:26:12,189 --> 00:26:13,156
What?

403
00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:14,191
Put your foot on the
table, your right foot.

404
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:15,125
What?

405
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,727
Do you see that
right there?

406
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,764
That's me, that is my
signature on your foot.

407
00:26:20,797 --> 00:26:24,067
A for Alberta, you are my
avatar.

408
00:26:24,101 --> 00:26:26,270
No man, that's A for
Aquarius!

409
00:26:26,303 --> 00:26:28,639
I got this tattoo when, when.

410
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,509
Oh man, I don't remember!

411
00:27:25,762 --> 00:27:28,165
What, are you kidding me?

412
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:31,568
What are you saying, babe?

413
00:27:31,602 --> 00:27:34,738
That dill weed, taking
credit for my work.

414
00:27:34,771 --> 00:27:36,907
Put that stupid phaser away.

415
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,509
I'm sorry, it's just that
this Dingus at my office

416
00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:43,246
is trying to steal my
code and get me fired.

417
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,282
Dagnabbit.

418
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,517
You were saying
something about our lives

419
00:27:47,551 --> 00:27:49,653
being part of one huge,
what did you call it?

420
00:27:49,686 --> 00:27:50,854
Avatar?

421
00:27:50,887 --> 00:27:52,889
No, that's not exactly what I
said/

422
00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:53,757
Woman.

423
00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:54,758
What?

424
00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:55,859
You wouldn't believe
the vision I just had.

425
00:27:55,892 --> 00:27:59,696
I'm being born and I see
my whole life and my death,

426
00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:02,733
right here in the palm of your
hand.

427
00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:05,135
At least the way I will die,

428
00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:07,838
if I don't expand my
consciousness pronto.

429
00:28:07,871 --> 00:28:09,873
God, it's clear as a fuck bell
now.

430
00:28:09,906 --> 00:28:10,874
If I don't get my shit together,

431
00:28:10,907 --> 00:28:13,243
the heavens are gonna
rain down upon me, bam,

432
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:15,178
with a thunderbolt.

433
00:28:15,212 --> 00:28:16,880
Like this?

434
00:28:20,985 --> 00:28:22,586
Russell, I don't mean to be
mean,

435
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:26,390
but you were electrocuted by a
microphone.

436
00:28:26,423 --> 00:28:27,290
Wow.

437
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,626
Good metaphor.

438
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,862
No, like I said, in 1970.

439
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,347
Wha? Are you okay?

440
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:29,486
I just experienced pure
cosmic cautiousness, man.

441
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:30,554
Russell.

442
00:29:30,587 --> 00:29:32,689
Alpha to mother loving Omega.

443
00:29:32,723 --> 00:29:34,458
Oh my gosh.

444
00:29:34,491 --> 00:29:36,359
There are no words to describe
this.

445
00:29:36,393 --> 00:29:39,696
It's like I was born and
reborn in a blink of an eye.

446
00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:41,465
It's too much, it's too
fucking beautiful, man.

447
00:29:41,498 --> 00:29:43,834
The whole freak out amigo,
comprende?

448
00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:46,603
Oh dammit, I fucked my mind for
good.

449
00:29:46,636 --> 00:29:49,974
I'm gonna be a headcase like Syd
Barrett.

450
00:29:51,408 --> 00:29:52,876
Don't you see woman,

451
00:29:52,909 --> 00:29:54,112
Knowing what I now know,

452
00:29:54,145 --> 00:29:56,780
I can never go back to this
illusion you call the real world

453
00:29:56,813 --> 00:29:58,281
ever again, huh?

454
00:30:00,084 --> 00:30:02,552
And I'm never going to go
back on stage ever again,

455
00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:05,589
only to be killed by heaven's
wrath!

456
00:30:07,024 --> 00:30:08,425
Okay, okay,

457
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,862
everything is going to be all
right, okay?

458
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,333
Come on man, seriously?

459
00:30:17,434 --> 00:30:19,803
It's so freaking late.

460
00:30:19,836 --> 00:30:22,039
Dude, you're all worried
about the real world.

461
00:30:22,073 --> 00:30:23,940
You're not even real.

462
00:30:23,975 --> 00:30:26,543
Oh, like that's supposed
to make me feel any better.

463
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,545
If you're some benevolent
spirit from the future,

464
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,647
your bedside manner is the
shits.

465
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,783
I'm sorry, I'm
sorry.

466
00:30:32,816 --> 00:30:34,751
That was very mean of me.

467
00:30:34,785 --> 00:30:38,822
I need sleep and you need sleep
and it's time for bed, okay?

468
00:30:38,855 --> 00:30:39,923
Don't get me all wrong,

469
00:30:39,957 --> 00:30:41,525
you're all like va va voom,
baby,

470
00:30:41,558 --> 00:30:44,728
but I do not feel like balling
right now.

471
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:49,299
I'm talking about getting
sleep, not sex, you jerk.

472
00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:51,935
Look, in the morning,

473
00:30:51,969 --> 00:30:53,070
you can look at your notes

474
00:30:53,104 --> 00:30:57,808
and work your Russell
Aquarius magic on them, okay?

475
00:30:57,841 --> 00:30:59,643
If you're still here.

476
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:05,849
I do have an idea for a song
cycle.

477
00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,018
That's the spirit.

478
00:31:07,051 --> 00:31:08,953
Okay, come on.

479
00:31:08,986 --> 00:31:10,054
And maybe after that,

480
00:31:10,087 --> 00:31:13,490
you can give me one of your sexy
jerks.

481
00:31:17,694 --> 00:31:20,463
Something like that, maybe.

482
00:31:20,497 --> 00:31:23,733
Okay yeah, but listen, first
sleep, okay?

483
00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:25,970
But wait, I'm gonna need
like an instrument or something

484
00:31:26,003 --> 00:31:27,604
or like a guitar or a piano

485
00:31:27,637 --> 00:31:29,506
or shit, might even a sitar
would do.

486
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,374
How about a nice tambourine?

487
00:31:31,408 --> 00:31:34,578
Like some chick on the
sidelines, or Robert Plant.

488
00:31:34,611 --> 00:31:36,080
No way, Alfalfa.

489
00:31:36,113 --> 00:31:36,947
Alberta.

490
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:37,814
What?

491
00:31:37,848 --> 00:31:38,715
Come on, Russ.

492
00:31:38,748 --> 00:31:39,716
What?

493
00:31:39,749 --> 00:31:40,784
Lay down.

494
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:41,651
Why?

495
00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:42,652
Look,

496
00:31:42,686 --> 00:31:45,089
I will get you whenever
you need tomorrow, okay?

497
00:31:45,122 --> 00:31:47,624
Just please, come on, get some
sleep.

498
00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:48,960
No, I don't wanna go to bed.

499
00:31:48,993 --> 00:31:50,861
Yes and in the
meantime,

500
00:31:50,894 --> 00:31:53,763
I'll try to make some tweaks to
your code,

501
00:31:53,797 --> 00:31:55,132
so you won't feel so sad.

502
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,634
Enough of this freak talk.

503
00:31:59,769 --> 00:32:01,105
How chauvinistic.

504
00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,905
Hey, where
are you going, Albacore?

505
00:33:08,939 --> 00:33:09,873
It's Alberta.

506
00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:11,708
Oh, is that what you call
yourself now?

507
00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:14,477
It is, and I am going to work.

508
00:33:16,513 --> 00:33:18,249
What is it you do again for
work?

509
00:33:18,282 --> 00:33:20,017
Secretary, waitress?

510
00:33:21,518 --> 00:33:24,155
I am an augmented
reality systems analyst

511
00:33:24,188 --> 00:33:26,489
and programming department head.

512
00:33:26,523 --> 00:33:27,191
Yeah.

513
00:33:28,192 --> 00:33:29,492
Classic.

514
00:33:29,526 --> 00:33:31,162
Okay, I've got to get to the
office.

515
00:33:31,195 --> 00:33:33,264
There's a fresh pot of coffee
in the kitchen for you.

516
00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:35,865
No man, coffee's for squares.

517
00:33:35,899 --> 00:33:40,104
You got any like Echinacea
and rose hips tea?

518
00:33:40,137 --> 00:33:42,273
And I'm the square.

519
00:33:42,306 --> 00:33:46,910
Oh, I really, really,
really want to get a guitar.

520
00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:47,979
Yes.

521
00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:50,814
It's a little late, so
manage your expectations,

522
00:33:50,847 --> 00:33:53,550
but I'll see if I can
get same day delivery.

523
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,252
Just split over
to McCabe's Music, man.

524
00:33:55,286 --> 00:33:56,486
Pick one up.

525
00:33:57,221 --> 00:33:59,889
I can't, I mean, first
there's LA traffic,

526
00:33:59,923 --> 00:34:02,792
which, could you believe
is even worse now?

527
00:34:02,826 --> 00:34:04,028
No fucking way.

528
00:34:04,061 --> 00:34:07,831
Yeah, but the real
reason is,

529
00:34:07,864 --> 00:34:09,566
and I might as well just tell
you,

530
00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:11,302
is that I have this condition
where.

531
00:34:11,335 --> 00:34:13,070
What's for dinner?

532
00:34:14,238 --> 00:34:15,572
Thanks for listening.

533
00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:16,673
You're welcome.

534
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,640
As far as dinners go

535
00:34:17,674 --> 00:34:19,977
and the copious amounts
of food you consume,

536
00:34:20,011 --> 00:34:21,945
any special requests?

537
00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:24,681
I don't know, just no
space age cubes again.

538
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:25,949
How about Chinese?

539
00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:27,184
Chinese would be
great.

540
00:34:27,218 --> 00:34:32,056
Mao's one far out cat and I
love that Hop Sing Bonanza dude.

541
00:34:32,089 --> 00:34:35,192
Yikes, I have really
got to get you acclimated

542
00:34:35,226 --> 00:34:38,661
to the PC era of today,
which should go horribly,

543
00:34:38,695 --> 00:34:40,131
but I've got to go.

544
00:34:40,164 --> 00:34:41,966
Wait, let me walk you
to the door, my lady.

545
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:42,866
No, no Russell.

546
00:34:42,899 --> 00:34:43,867
Never let it be said

547
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,935
that Russell Aquarius
is not a gallant man.

548
00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:47,271
Russell no, no, no.

549
00:34:47,304 --> 00:34:48,973
Russell, Russell, no!

550
00:34:52,876 --> 00:34:53,710
What just happened?

551
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,079
You just pixelated.

552
00:34:55,112 --> 00:34:56,247
What?

553
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,848
Russell, Russell, I cannot
deal with this right now.

554
00:34:58,882 --> 00:35:00,850
I have to go to work and I
cannot be late.

555
00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:05,189
You, you do not leave the
apartment, it will kill you.

556
00:35:05,222 --> 00:35:08,591
But haven't you been
saying I'm already dead?

557
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:11,128
Look, look, I'm going
back to bed before I,

558
00:35:11,162 --> 00:35:13,230
how do you say it, Pixie late?

559
00:35:13,264 --> 00:35:14,165
Thank you.

560
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:15,865
Ah fuck it, let's try this
trip again.

561
00:35:15,899 --> 00:35:17,168
No, Russell no!

562
00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:21,539
It's the San Fernando Valley!

563
00:35:22,273 --> 00:35:23,907
Valley?

564
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:26,277
Ugh, I fucking hate mornings.

565
00:35:30,281 --> 00:35:31,881
What am I doing?

566
00:35:32,682 --> 00:35:34,651
Once
Russell hit the pillow,

567
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:37,021
he wasn't light-headed anymore,

568
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:39,689
but he still couldn't sleep,

569
00:35:39,722 --> 00:35:42,659
not with the flashbacks
from the mind fuck trip

570
00:35:42,692 --> 00:35:44,727
he'd taken the night before

571
00:35:44,761 --> 00:35:46,629
and he couldn't get out of his
head,

572
00:35:46,663 --> 00:35:49,166
the image of that foxy Alberta
girl,

573
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,035
holding that glowing gizmo

574
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:54,105
that recorded his own life and
death.

575
00:35:56,173 --> 00:35:58,708
How long had he been hold up?

576
00:35:59,443 --> 00:36:02,012
A couple of nights, weeks?

577
00:36:02,046 --> 00:36:03,913
It didn't matter.

578
00:36:03,947 --> 00:36:06,083
He trusted his intuition his
whole life

579
00:36:06,117 --> 00:36:09,686
and that had brought him
fame, fortune, and sex,

580
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:14,258
without all the annoying
perspective and soul searching.

581
00:36:17,128 --> 00:36:19,796
He'd scored with hundreds of
women,

582
00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:22,967
single, married, transsexual,
lesbian,

583
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:27,404
and acquired some bitching
cars along the way.

584
00:36:27,438 --> 00:36:30,174
His instincts told him to stay
inside

585
00:36:30,207 --> 00:36:32,709
and away from the never-ending
circus

586
00:36:32,742 --> 00:36:34,178
of groupies and freaks

587
00:36:34,211 --> 00:36:37,314
that were surely hanging
around this place.

588
00:36:37,348 --> 00:36:40,384
Here, he can mellow
after that Gettysburg gig

589
00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:43,154
and do some writing, lots of it.

590
00:36:48,459 --> 00:36:52,329
Where's that masterpiece
I wrote last night?

591
00:37:00,937 --> 00:37:02,006
Ha, found it.

592
00:37:04,074 --> 00:37:05,675
Oh, this is heavy.

593
00:37:08,412 --> 00:37:12,183
I died and my soul got chucked
inside a pint-size computer

594
00:37:12,216 --> 00:37:15,219
cell phones, dial tones
of higher consciousness,

595
00:37:15,252 --> 00:37:17,254
minds blown in the digital sky.

596
00:37:17,288 --> 00:37:20,157
I am the divine and carnal
avatar,

597
00:37:20,191 --> 00:37:24,061
death foretold, a palm
robot to the priestess.

598
00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:29,400
This is the most far out shit
ever, woo!

599
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:32,403
Eat your heart out, Dylan.

600
00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:33,370
Oh, and Morrison?

601
00:37:33,404 --> 00:37:34,938
Go suck yourself.

602
00:38:07,538 --> 00:38:08,405
Gunta!

603
00:38:13,177 --> 00:38:14,979
Russell calling Gunta.

604
00:38:21,818 --> 00:38:24,154
Calling Gunta, come in Gunta.

605
00:38:26,357 --> 00:38:30,094
How'd that wench get
this do hickey to work?

606
00:38:37,034 --> 00:38:38,335
Hello?

607
00:38:38,369 --> 00:38:39,236
Alberta?

608
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,344
Are you there, or did
you just butt dial me?

609
00:38:49,013 --> 00:38:50,481
Yoo hoo, Alberta?

610
00:38:50,514 --> 00:38:53,883
I need to talk to you about
the racket last night.

611
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:54,784
Go away.

612
00:38:58,355 --> 00:38:59,990
I said, go away.

613
00:39:00,024 --> 00:39:02,960
You do not want to anger my
Android.

614
00:39:02,993 --> 00:39:04,995
Who is this?

615
00:39:25,349 --> 00:39:26,216
Russell.

616
00:39:37,161 --> 00:39:38,895
What, what?

617
00:39:38,928 --> 00:39:40,264
Oh, hey uh, babe.

618
00:39:43,534 --> 00:39:46,470
You still don't remember my
name?

619
00:39:48,072 --> 00:39:51,408
Anyway, I was able to
get same day delivery

620
00:39:51,442 --> 00:39:53,177
on a guitar for you.

621
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,617
This guitar,

622
00:40:00,651 --> 00:40:03,886
I smashed one of these
on stage at the Avalon.

623
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,924
Forgive me my lovely, for
I know not what I did.

624
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:13,530
Oh wait, wait, wait, is that
the Avalon concert in 1967?

625
00:40:13,564 --> 00:40:16,433
Russ, I have that concert on Blu
Ray.

626
00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:19,336
You were amazing in it,
seriously.

627
00:40:25,175 --> 00:40:29,580
Hey, do you think you could play
a little "Acid Rain" for me?

628
00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:30,447
Please?

629
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,218
If you knew about me as
much as you said you did,

630
00:40:34,251 --> 00:40:35,386
my chubby little witch,

631
00:40:35,419 --> 00:40:38,522
you would know that I will
not play that song anymore.

632
00:40:38,555 --> 00:40:41,525
I'm sorry, jeez...
Wait a second, chubby?

633
00:40:41,558 --> 00:40:43,160
Pardonne-moi. Zaftig.

634
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:44,495
You know I like the cushion.

635
00:40:44,528 --> 00:40:45,963
Don't be so uptight, woman.

636
00:40:45,996 --> 00:40:47,598
Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you,

637
00:40:47,631 --> 00:40:50,300
I got you some pics and a kit,

638
00:40:50,334 --> 00:40:52,202
so you can plug into my laptop.

639
00:40:52,236 --> 00:40:55,506
You can even upload your songs
and store them in the cloud.

640
00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:56,774
Slow down, slow down.

641
00:40:56,807 --> 00:40:59,376
It's like you're speaking from
the Tibetan Book of the Dead

642
00:40:59,410 --> 00:41:02,713
in Greek. And what's
what's the pajamas anyways?

643
00:41:02,746 --> 00:41:04,947
Does everybody go to work like
that now?

644
00:41:04,982 --> 00:41:08,018
Oh um, yeah, you'd be
surprised,

645
00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:12,256
but actually, I don't leave
the apartment building.

646
00:41:13,991 --> 00:41:16,593
You mean you were here all
day?

647
00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:19,329
Could have used a break
a little bit earlier.

648
00:41:19,363 --> 00:41:23,033
Well, I mean, I wasn't
really here, here.

649
00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:24,401
Come again?

650
00:41:24,435 --> 00:41:26,303
Well, I telecommute.

651
00:41:27,671 --> 00:41:29,706
Eight hours a day, five days a
week,

652
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:32,209
I work in my virtual office.

653
00:41:34,011 --> 00:41:34,678
What?

654
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,149
Basically, I just rent
a room upstairs for work

655
00:41:39,183 --> 00:41:42,052
because I, I can't leave
the apartment building.

656
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:42,953
Why not?

657
00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:47,491
It's like, it's kind
of embarrassing actually,

658
00:41:47,524 --> 00:41:49,126
but I'm agoraphobic.

659
00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:52,496
Yeah. I'm Angora-phobic
too, I'm terrified of rabbits.

660
00:41:52,529 --> 00:41:53,564
One time,

661
00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:54,431
this giant rabbit chase me
from the Whiskey a Go Go

662
00:41:54,465 --> 00:41:58,001
all the way to the Avalon
Ballroom.

663
00:41:58,735 --> 00:42:03,207
I appreciate the sentiment,
but no, it's agoraphobic,

664
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,608
it's a little different,

665
00:42:04,641 --> 00:42:07,678
it's where someone is
afraid to go outside.

666
00:42:07,711 --> 00:42:10,047
It's like horrifying.

667
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,549
Anyway, I am working on getting
better.

668
00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:14,218
I have this online therapist

669
00:42:14,251 --> 00:42:18,088
and she has me leave for work
every day.

670
00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:19,690
She also says I'm really
negative

671
00:42:19,723 --> 00:42:21,358
and I have to work on that too,

672
00:42:21,391 --> 00:42:23,427
which is why I can't
use cuss words anymore.

673
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,461
No shit.

674
00:42:24,495 --> 00:42:27,564
Yeah, but you want to know

675
00:42:27,598 --> 00:42:30,100
what gets me through most days,
Russell?

676
00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:32,402
Do you know that song
lyric that you wrote,

677
00:42:32,436 --> 00:42:37,040
F-E-A-R, face everything and
rise?

678
00:42:37,074 --> 00:42:37,808
I wrote that?

679
00:42:37,841 --> 00:42:38,842
Must've been an outtake.

680
00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:43,113
And so now, I go
upstairs to what used to be

681
00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:45,482
the tenant's business communal
center

682
00:42:45,516 --> 00:42:48,385
and I never have to leave the
building.

683
00:42:48,418 --> 00:42:51,488
Anyway, that's why I had
your stuff delivered.

684
00:42:51,522 --> 00:42:53,290
Fascinating.

685
00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:55,592
Hey Alpaca, is that food I
smell?

686
00:42:55,626 --> 00:42:58,395
And now back to the Russell
Show.

687
00:42:58,428 --> 00:42:59,296
I have a show?

688
00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:02,466
Food is in the kitchen
where it belongs, okay?

689
00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:06,603
Not on the floor where
you keep apples, I guess.

690
00:43:06,637 --> 00:43:08,605
I hope it's not chicken
nuggets again.

691
00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:10,374
It's Chinese, remember?

692
00:43:10,407 --> 00:43:14,144
No, Holy Christ on crutches,
babe, I'm still tripping.

693
00:43:14,177 --> 00:43:18,849
My memory is like Swiss
cheese... without the cheese.

694
00:43:18,882 --> 00:43:21,718
Look, I've got you a
nice, cute little outfit

695
00:43:21,752 --> 00:43:23,520
that I think you're going
to be very happy with.

696
00:43:23,554 --> 00:43:25,489
Why don't you go get dressed?

697
00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:26,390
Maybe.

698
00:43:37,768 --> 00:43:40,237
So do you like the guitar?

699
00:43:41,405 --> 00:43:43,140
Oh, love it, babe.

700
00:43:55,586 --> 00:43:56,453
Thank you.

701
00:43:58,589 --> 00:44:03,393
That's the first time you've
ever said thank you to me.

702
00:44:04,928 --> 00:44:07,397
I want to play you some of
the songs I've been writing,

703
00:44:07,431 --> 00:44:09,366
I've been at it all day, you
know?

704
00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:12,836
I'm like that Mad Monk
Rasputin, I'm unstoppable.

705
00:44:12,869 --> 00:44:14,605
Even that old bat who
told me to keep it down

706
00:44:14,638 --> 00:44:16,540
ain't going ruin my flow.

707
00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,875
Oh no, was it Helen?

708
00:44:18,909 --> 00:44:20,677
Just some square trying to
kill my buzz.

709
00:44:20,711 --> 00:44:21,478
Why, who's Helen?

710
00:44:21,511 --> 00:44:24,281
Oh gosh, she's my nosy
landlord.

711
00:44:24,314 --> 00:44:26,183
She lives right below us.

712
00:44:26,216 --> 00:44:29,720
She's always asking about
every guy I bring over.

713
00:44:29,753 --> 00:44:30,754
Every guy?

714
00:44:31,956 --> 00:44:34,224
I had a boyfriend once.

715
00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:38,295
Good thing I don't do old
broads.

716
00:44:38,328 --> 00:44:39,863
Maybe you should.

717
00:44:39,896 --> 00:44:40,897
You know, Helen's not much older

718
00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:43,467
than the age you would be now.

719
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:44,534
What's your point?

720
00:44:44,568 --> 00:44:46,903
That you don't always
have to date young women.

721
00:44:46,937 --> 00:44:47,704
Well my point

722
00:44:47,738 --> 00:44:48,639
is that no one's going to stop
me

723
00:44:48,672 --> 00:44:53,343
from completing my Opus,
Gesamptkunstwerk.

724
00:44:53,377 --> 00:44:54,811
I'm just a machine,

725
00:44:54,845 --> 00:44:57,514
like that little robot thing
you play with all the time.

726
00:44:57,547 --> 00:44:59,182
You left it here this morning,
you know?

727
00:44:59,216 --> 00:45:00,317
Oh, my phone?

728
00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:02,819
Yeah, I'm kinda trying to wean
myself.

729
00:45:02,853 --> 00:45:07,858
It's like my pacifier,
especially since my Nana passed away.

730
00:45:09,559 --> 00:45:12,663
Wait a second, you didn't
touch my phone, did you?

731
00:45:12,696 --> 00:45:13,797
Well, of course I did,

732
00:45:13,830 --> 00:45:15,866
I've got a, what do you call it?

733
00:45:15,899 --> 00:45:17,401
Curious nature.

734
00:45:17,434 --> 00:45:18,102
Where is it?

735
00:45:18,136 --> 00:45:19,736
Just mellow, woman.

736
00:45:19,770 --> 00:45:22,305
Your Android is fine.

737
00:45:22,339 --> 00:45:26,376
The dude I talked to said your
butt calls him all the time.

738
00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:27,611
How do you do that, babe?

739
00:45:27,644 --> 00:45:28,945
Who did you talk to?

740
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:31,615
He said you usually hang up on
him.

741
00:45:31,648 --> 00:45:34,351
I'm thinking um Eric, no
Derrick.

742
00:45:34,384 --> 00:45:36,219
Yes, Derek like Derek and the
Dominoes.

743
00:45:36,253 --> 00:45:38,755
Merrick, you talked to
Merrick?

744
00:45:38,789 --> 00:45:40,424
That's the one.

745
00:45:40,457 --> 00:45:42,626
He said he was surprised he was
still on,

746
00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:47,264
how do you say, speed dial
since you two broke up and all.

747
00:45:47,297 --> 00:45:49,332
You talked to my ex,

748
00:45:49,366 --> 00:45:50,834
oh my gosh, about what?

749
00:45:50,867 --> 00:45:53,403
Relax, he explained
the whole situation to me,

750
00:45:53,437 --> 00:45:54,371
okay?

751
00:45:54,404 --> 00:45:57,407
But I told him to leave you
alone because

752
00:45:57,441 --> 00:45:59,676
you're my old lady now.

753
00:45:59,710 --> 00:46:01,244
I am?

754
00:46:01,278 --> 00:46:02,946
I got to get
this concept album done,

755
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:05,282
then I'm back on tour
and once that happens.

756
00:46:05,315 --> 00:46:06,316
Wait a second,

757
00:46:06,349 --> 00:46:09,853
you said you weren't
getting on stage anymore.

758
00:46:13,757 --> 00:46:18,462
I'm going to play a song I
wrote just for you, Albino.

759
00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:20,931
Close enough.

760
00:46:23,767 --> 00:46:28,772
♪ She carries the sun in
the palm of her hand ♪

761
00:46:29,073 --> 00:46:34,277
♪ My priestess and my soul are
one ♪

762
00:46:35,179 --> 00:46:40,383
♪ A flash of white light,
our future tonight ♪

763
00:46:40,851 --> 00:46:45,856
♪ Her beauty here is second to
none ♪

764
00:46:46,757 --> 00:46:51,762
♪ Erato, my muse ♪

765
00:46:52,096 --> 00:46:57,300
♪ You're blowing my fuse ♪

766
00:46:57,768 --> 00:47:02,773
♪ And not like the time that I
died ♪

767
00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:11,414
♪ So don't say you'll ever go ♪

768
00:47:11,715 --> 00:47:16,720
♪ Unless you mean with the flow ♪

769
00:47:17,354 --> 00:47:21,025
♪ Oh, my dark sweet Albino ♪

770
00:47:28,132 --> 00:47:32,602
I meant that part, you know
about being my muse, man

771
00:47:33,904 --> 00:47:35,072
and I think I'm going to stick
around

772
00:47:35,106 --> 00:47:37,641
until I get my head together.

773
00:47:47,084 --> 00:47:50,921
Not that I care but, how
old did you say you were?

774
00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:53,390
It's not polite to ask
a woman her age, you know?

775
00:47:53,423 --> 00:47:57,561
Yeah, but you know,
you're not jail bait, right?

776
00:47:58,829 --> 00:48:02,532
No, I'm a consenting
adult, don't you worry.

777
00:48:02,566 --> 00:48:05,435
Um, you never grew any uh,
bush.

778
00:48:07,071 --> 00:48:08,839
Oh my God.

779
00:48:08,872 --> 00:48:09,739
What?

780
00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:14,444
Yes, of course I did,
I just shave it off.

781
00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,982
What the hell for?

782
00:48:18,015 --> 00:48:19,583
I shave my pits too.

783
00:48:19,616 --> 00:48:23,753
Oh, not so furry freaky,
but still freaky deaky.

784
00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:26,823
Yeah, I guess.

785
00:48:26,857 --> 00:48:30,061
A lot of woman are hairless
now, you know that?

786
00:48:30,094 --> 00:48:32,096
Like a chihuahua?

787
00:48:32,129 --> 00:48:33,730
Ew, yeah though.

788
00:48:36,566 --> 00:48:40,737
You know, and a lot of guys,
they sport bearded dragons.

789
00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:42,372
Bearded dragons?

790
00:48:45,142 --> 00:48:46,010
No.

791
00:48:47,011 --> 00:48:49,579
No more cuddle time, I take it?

792
00:48:49,613 --> 00:48:52,816
Oh come on Albion, you're
not being constructive.

793
00:48:52,849 --> 00:48:54,584
I just have to release my sex
mojo

794
00:48:54,618 --> 00:48:57,420
so that I can get back to
writing.

795
00:48:57,454 --> 00:48:58,122
Okay.

796
00:48:58,822 --> 00:49:01,558
Well, two can play that game.

797
00:49:13,904 --> 00:49:15,772
What are you doing?

798
00:49:15,805 --> 00:49:18,675
I'm just trying to
make sense of all this

799
00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:22,846
because if you are
connected to the avatar,

800
00:49:22,879 --> 00:49:25,448
then there's gotta be a way to
save you.

801
00:49:25,482 --> 00:49:26,317
Save me?

802
00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:28,219
Don't lay that holy roller crap
on me.

803
00:49:28,252 --> 00:49:31,788
I mean to store you and back
you up so I don't lose you.

804
00:49:31,821 --> 00:49:34,758
Wait, you're going to store me
away?

805
00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:36,893
Not for long, okay?

806
00:49:36,927 --> 00:49:39,696
I just can't have you roaming
around 24/7,

807
00:49:39,729 --> 00:49:43,733
making messes and getting
bored when I'm away at work.

808
00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:46,203
You are being so uptight right
now.

809
00:49:46,237 --> 00:49:49,906
Russell, it'll be
just like you're asleep.

810
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:51,075
You love sleep

811
00:49:52,809 --> 00:49:53,944
and then I'll make sure you
remember

812
00:49:53,978 --> 00:49:57,148
all of your music and writings
and stuff.

813
00:49:57,181 --> 00:50:01,185
You're one smart cookie
with the sweetest ass.

814
00:50:03,586 --> 00:50:04,454
Ablucia.

815
00:50:06,756 --> 00:50:08,658
I want to get to know you, you
know?

816
00:50:08,692 --> 00:50:11,928
I dig you, I wanna find
out what makes you tick.

817
00:50:11,963 --> 00:50:13,663
What would you like to know
about me?

818
00:50:13,697 --> 00:50:14,864
And then later my sweet lady,

819
00:50:14,898 --> 00:50:18,069
I want to take these legs that
are just made to be spread

820
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:22,939
and screw you silly, even if
you are bald, like Mr. Clean.

821
00:50:25,977 --> 00:50:28,179
Oh my God, again, really?

822
00:50:29,946 --> 00:50:33,850
Okay, but first I want to clean
this code.

823
00:50:33,883 --> 00:50:37,088
When you're done cleaning,
can you grab me a beer?

824
00:50:37,121 --> 00:50:38,655
Ow.

825
00:50:38,688 --> 00:50:40,124
What are you some kind of
Women's Libber?

826
00:50:40,157 --> 00:50:42,193
Yes, as a matter of fact, I
am.

827
00:50:42,226 --> 00:50:44,128
All right, darling,
power to the lady people,

828
00:50:44,161 --> 00:50:45,628
burn those bras,

829
00:50:47,298 --> 00:50:51,568
or I don't know, use your
minds and do men stuff.

830
00:50:58,808 --> 00:50:59,743
Be quiet.

831
00:51:02,645 --> 00:51:03,947
Hey mom.

832
00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:05,849
Hey honey.

833
00:51:05,882 --> 00:51:08,885
Oh, sounds like Nana's records.

834
00:51:08,918 --> 00:51:10,820
Yeah, is it too loud?

835
00:51:10,854 --> 00:51:13,823
I could tell him to, I
mean, I could turn it off.

836
00:51:13,857 --> 00:51:17,228
That's okay, I can still hear
you.

837
00:51:17,261 --> 00:51:20,730
You and Nana were such the
Aquarius fans.

838
00:51:20,764 --> 00:51:22,832
I always thought that was kind
of strange

839
00:51:22,866 --> 00:51:23,933
for a girl your age.

840
00:51:23,968 --> 00:51:25,869
I mean, why couldn't you
listen to some decent music,

841
00:51:25,902 --> 00:51:28,705
like Motley Crue or even
Stryper?

842
00:51:30,341 --> 00:51:32,876
I know mom, you tell me
this all the time, okay?

843
00:51:32,909 --> 00:51:34,111
But listen, now is not a good
time,

844
00:51:34,145 --> 00:51:35,745
it's, it's kind of crazy around
here.

845
00:51:35,779 --> 00:51:36,613
Crazy?

846
00:51:36,646 --> 00:51:37,314
Ssh!

847
00:51:38,082 --> 00:51:42,919
Did you just shush
me, Alberta Renee Stevens?

848
00:51:44,221 --> 00:51:45,056
Russell!

849
00:51:45,089 --> 00:51:46,589
Mom, I got to go.

850
00:51:47,624 --> 00:51:48,292
Russell!

851
00:51:51,228 --> 00:51:52,562
Where are you?

852
00:51:55,765 --> 00:51:57,734
At your service.

853
00:51:57,767 --> 00:51:59,803
Oh my gosh!

854
00:52:19,256 --> 00:52:20,991
Stop it, please.

855
00:52:21,025 --> 00:52:22,159
What?

856
00:52:22,193 --> 00:52:26,030
All this computer stuff,
you're working all the time.

857
00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:29,632
That's what everybody does
now.

858
00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:31,068
Well, I thought you hated your
job.

859
00:52:31,102 --> 00:52:34,071
I do, but I love my work.

860
00:52:34,105 --> 00:52:36,307
Well, you're wasting
your time, Albuprion.

861
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:39,076
You can't change me and
sure as hell can't save me.

862
00:52:39,110 --> 00:52:42,712
Russell, I am not
trying to change who you are

863
00:52:42,745 --> 00:52:45,249
and I'm definitely not
trying to save your soul.

864
00:52:45,282 --> 00:52:47,951
It's a little late for that
anyway,

865
00:52:47,985 --> 00:52:50,154
but I am trying to save you,
okay?

866
00:52:50,187 --> 00:52:52,689
You as a corporeal being.

867
00:52:52,722 --> 00:52:54,757
Don't you get it?

868
00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:56,826
I'm trying to save the genius

869
00:52:56,860 --> 00:53:00,364
who died in the creative
prime of his life.

870
00:53:00,397 --> 00:53:02,765
Like if I were to shut you
down right now, I would,

871
00:53:02,799 --> 00:53:04,934
I mean the whole world would
lose you

872
00:53:04,969 --> 00:53:07,404
and all of your creative
potential.

873
00:53:07,438 --> 00:53:09,206
What happens if the power goes
out

874
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,308
for more than just a couple of
seconds?

875
00:53:11,342 --> 00:53:12,276
Poof, gone.

876
00:53:13,144 --> 00:53:14,944
Well, that sounds like a bowl
of fuck.

877
00:53:14,979 --> 00:53:17,081
Why don't just buy another
Russell Aquarius avatar?

878
00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:18,715
Oh, heck no, no.

879
00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:21,152
This avatar is mine.

880
00:53:21,851 --> 00:53:24,088
I made it from scratch, okay?

881
00:53:24,121 --> 00:53:27,024
Yeah, there's some sneaky
crap coders out there

882
00:53:27,057 --> 00:53:30,827
who make cheapo rockstar
avatars, but no, not you, baby.

883
00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:33,696
I made you because I can program

884
00:53:33,730 --> 00:53:36,033
the stuffing out of those jerks.

885
00:53:36,066 --> 00:53:38,369
Come here, I'll show you, look
at this.

886
00:53:38,402 --> 00:53:41,038
Look at this, pathetic.

887
00:53:41,071 --> 00:53:43,207
Some yokel from New Jersey

888
00:53:44,175 --> 00:53:47,478
has created his own
Russell Aquarius avatar,

889
00:53:47,511 --> 00:53:49,446
oh and he's got a Robert Plant
too.

890
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,348
Fucking Percy Plant.

891
00:53:53,217 --> 00:53:54,985
Hey, whatever happened to him
anyway?

892
00:53:55,019 --> 00:53:55,919
Robert Plant?

893
00:53:55,952 --> 00:53:59,356
Oh, he wrote a song a year after
you died,

894
00:53:59,390 --> 00:54:00,224
Stairway to Heaven

895
00:54:00,257 --> 00:54:03,994
and there were rumors that it
was -

896
00:54:04,028 --> 00:54:04,861
You know what?

897
00:54:04,894 --> 00:54:05,828
Nevermind.

898
00:54:05,862 --> 00:54:08,332
He is not worth getting
you worked up over.

899
00:54:08,365 --> 00:54:09,933
It's not about him, okay?

900
00:54:09,967 --> 00:54:10,934
I'm just bummed,

901
00:54:10,968 --> 00:54:12,436
cause this dude I was
talking to on your robot

902
00:54:12,469 --> 00:54:15,105
said it'd be a dark day for me.

903
00:54:15,139 --> 00:54:17,241
What, who, Merrick?

904
00:54:17,274 --> 00:54:18,309
No, some young cat.

905
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,177
I think his name was Poulio or.

906
00:54:20,211 --> 00:54:21,178
Julio?

907
00:54:21,212 --> 00:54:22,845
You talked to Julio?

908
00:54:22,879 --> 00:54:25,015
I was trying to call
Gunta, my astrologer.

909
00:54:25,049 --> 00:54:27,184
Oh my gosh, of all people,

910
00:54:27,218 --> 00:54:29,053
this could get me fired,
Russell.

911
00:54:29,086 --> 00:54:30,221
I said mellow,
woman.

912
00:54:30,254 --> 00:54:32,323
You know astrology is only
for entertainment purposes.

913
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,490
No, okay?

914
00:54:33,524 --> 00:54:38,162
Julio is not an astrologer,
he's a programmer like me.

915
00:54:38,195 --> 00:54:41,831
Oh, so Mercury is not in retro
grade?

916
00:54:41,864 --> 00:54:43,534
No, I mean,
I don't know, maybe,

917
00:54:43,567 --> 00:54:47,304
but the point is, Julio
knows you're alive now.

918
00:54:47,338 --> 00:54:48,472
Make up your mind, woman.

919
00:54:48,505 --> 00:54:51,275
Am I alive, or did I die in
1970?

920
00:54:51,308 --> 00:54:53,910
Russell, if anyone from
MuziTech

921
00:54:53,943 --> 00:54:55,980
finds out that I finished you,

922
00:54:56,013 --> 00:54:58,349
they'll think that you are
a part of their project

923
00:54:58,382 --> 00:55:01,918
and they'll take you away from
me, get it?

924
00:55:01,951 --> 00:55:05,256
You mean you were hired to
make me?

925
00:55:05,289 --> 00:55:08,092
I thought you loved my, my
music.

926
00:55:09,026 --> 00:55:10,860
You've been lying to me?

927
00:55:10,893 --> 00:55:12,496
Russell, I love you.

928
00:55:13,863 --> 00:55:15,399
I mean, I love your music

929
00:55:15,432 --> 00:55:16,467
and right now,

930
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:21,071
that's the only thing that
I have left of my Nana.

931
00:55:21,105 --> 00:55:23,207
I'm sorry about your grandma.

932
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:25,942
I lost my family too
when I was real little,

933
00:55:25,976 --> 00:55:30,281
then I was raised by
a toothless bitty hag.

934
00:55:30,314 --> 00:55:30,947
What?

935
00:55:30,981 --> 00:55:33,417
No, no, that was Mick Jagger

936
00:55:33,450 --> 00:55:34,951
and that's not even the right
lyrics.

937
00:55:34,985 --> 00:55:38,355
Fucking Mick Jagger stole that
from me?

938
00:55:38,389 --> 00:55:41,992
Russell, I do know
all about your childhood

939
00:55:42,026 --> 00:55:43,860
and I am a real fan,

940
00:55:43,893 --> 00:55:47,064
so when they hired me to
make celebrity avatars,

941
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:49,967
I had a ton of projects at the
same time,

942
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,303
but I wanted to keep you all to
myself.

943
00:55:52,336 --> 00:55:56,173
I never worked on you ever,
during company time, never

944
00:55:56,206 --> 00:55:58,208
and my coding is my own.

945
00:56:01,211 --> 00:56:03,147
You made me to perfection.

946
00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:04,515
I think so too.

947
00:56:05,282 --> 00:56:08,352
I told them at work that
the experiment failed

948
00:56:08,385 --> 00:56:10,287
because I couldn't bear the
thought of you

949
00:56:10,321 --> 00:56:11,388
being mass produced.

950
00:56:11,422 --> 00:56:14,224
Everything will be okay.

951
00:56:14,258 --> 00:56:16,093
That Julio guy predicted though.

952
00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:17,394
Okay, hold up.

953
00:56:18,062 --> 00:56:20,397
Did he find out who you were?

954
00:56:20,431 --> 00:56:21,532
Negative.

955
00:56:21,565 --> 00:56:23,267
You're sure?

956
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:24,901
I really need a tape recorder,
babe.

957
00:56:24,934 --> 00:56:27,870
I've got some trippy
ideas I want to lay down.

958
00:56:27,904 --> 00:56:31,408
Okay, well you could use my
phone,

959
00:56:31,442 --> 00:56:35,079
but I'm taking it with me
to work in the morning.

960
00:56:35,112 --> 00:56:36,946
You mean upstairs?

961
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:38,115
Don't make fun.

962
00:56:38,148 --> 00:56:41,652
Okay I won't,
but I don't want your phone.

963
00:56:41,685 --> 00:56:44,288
I need to record now though,
woman, now!

964
00:56:44,321 --> 00:56:46,223
I never know when I'll
be struck full blown

965
00:56:46,256 --> 00:56:48,959
by the hand of Zeus and all
my ideas go split into my head

966
00:56:48,992 --> 00:56:50,427
like a bloody pinata!

967
00:56:50,461 --> 00:56:51,695
Okay, okay.

968
00:56:51,729 --> 00:56:57,101
I think I have an old handheld
laying around here somewhere.

969
00:56:58,935 --> 00:57:01,972
How's about we ball
first, hm?

970
00:57:02,005 --> 00:57:03,607
Okay, there you go.

971
00:57:06,310 --> 00:57:08,479
How does this pipsqueak
connect to a reel-to-reel?

972
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:09,346
It doesn't, okay?

973
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:12,449
It records and plays back all by
itself.

974
00:57:12,483 --> 00:57:14,151
It's not as good as a computer,

975
00:57:14,184 --> 00:57:16,587
but that's a little
advanced for you anyway,

976
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:18,088
Mr. Analog Man.

977
00:57:18,122 --> 00:57:19,189
Advanced?

978
00:57:19,223 --> 00:57:20,923
I can light up a 16 track
console

979
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:25,496
with just a Mellotron with
both hands tied behind my back.

980
00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:27,464
Okay, with this thing, ready?

981
00:57:27,498 --> 00:57:29,932
Two things, record, stop.

982
00:57:29,967 --> 00:57:31,602
There you go, I'm going to bed.

983
00:57:31,635 --> 00:57:34,538
I have to log into work's
database extra early now

984
00:57:34,571 --> 00:57:36,607
to make sure Julio doesn't know
anything.

985
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,308
Thank you for that.

986
00:57:44,281 --> 00:57:45,115
No!

987
00:57:45,149 --> 00:57:46,316
What are you doing?

988
00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:47,651
Watching some mind blowing
shit

989
00:57:47,684 --> 00:57:50,120
about the merging of man and
machine.

990
00:57:50,154 --> 00:57:51,088
And this?

991
00:57:52,156 --> 00:57:57,327
Honestly, it's the bluest
stag film I've ever seen.

992
00:57:57,361 --> 00:57:59,096
Russell, listen to me.

993
00:57:59,129 --> 00:58:00,364
I care about you, okay?

994
00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:01,231
You know that.

995
00:58:01,265 --> 00:58:05,068
I mean, beyond us hooking up,
right?

996
00:58:05,102 --> 00:58:07,971
I just lost Nana, I lost
Merrick.

997
00:58:08,005 --> 00:58:10,174
Well okay, I dumped him.

998
00:58:10,207 --> 00:58:11,708
I think he and Helen had a
thing.

999
00:58:11,742 --> 00:58:13,076
He told me he never bagged
her,

1000
00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:15,979
he said he really hates
landowners.

1001
00:58:16,013 --> 00:58:17,648
That's one cool Commie.

1002
00:58:17,681 --> 00:58:19,616
He said that?

1003
00:58:19,650 --> 00:58:23,020
Anyhow, do not mess
around with my computer.

1004
00:58:23,053 --> 00:58:24,988
Oh come on, Aladdin, no more
stag films?

1005
00:58:25,022 --> 00:58:26,590
No, no more stag films!

1006
00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:29,493
Look, I can't risk that
you change something

1007
00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:32,596
and everything that is you is
erased.

1008
00:58:33,630 --> 00:58:35,165
Everything?

1009
00:58:35,199 --> 00:58:36,333
Oh God,

1010
00:58:36,366 --> 00:58:38,135
I need to figure out how to
upload every part of you,

1011
00:58:38,168 --> 00:58:40,737
not just the foxholes
and the behavior tree.

1012
00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:43,740
Look, I know you don't know
what I'm saying right now,

1013
00:58:43,774 --> 00:58:45,676
but understand this,

1014
00:58:45,709 --> 00:58:47,478
there's a big difference between
you

1015
00:58:47,511 --> 00:58:49,480
and the you on the screen, okay?

1016
00:58:49,513 --> 00:58:51,181
Get up, move, move.

1017
00:58:52,316 --> 00:58:54,218
I need to figure something out.

1018
00:58:54,251 --> 00:58:56,119
Why does this look so freaking
different?

1019
00:58:56,153 --> 00:58:57,621
What the heck, what the heck?

1020
00:58:57,654 --> 00:58:59,156
This is not my laptop.

1021
00:58:59,189 --> 00:59:00,524
Where did you get this?

1022
00:59:00,557 --> 00:59:02,125
Some repairman came by the
door,

1023
00:59:02,159 --> 00:59:03,594
he said you called to come pick
it up,

1024
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:04,795
he left you this loner.

1025
00:59:04,828 --> 00:59:07,130
What do you mean some
repairman?

1026
00:59:07,164 --> 00:59:08,465
He was wearing like a square
outfit,

1027
00:59:08,499 --> 00:59:10,234
coveralls with some music
thingy.

1028
00:59:10,267 --> 00:59:13,036
Music thingy, did it say
MuziTech?

1029
00:59:13,070 --> 00:59:15,739
Probably, he was some young
cat.

1030
00:59:17,341 --> 00:59:18,575
Okay, what did he look like?

1031
00:59:18,609 --> 00:59:20,310
Did he have black hair, glasses?

1032
00:59:20,344 --> 00:59:22,379
Looked like a Latino Seth Rogen,
what?

1033
00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:23,180
Seth who?

1034
00:59:23,213 --> 00:59:26,149
Like, like Woody Allen,
glasses?

1035
00:59:26,183 --> 00:59:29,152
Uh yeah, probably, I don't.

1036
00:59:29,186 --> 00:59:30,487
Dangit!

1037
00:59:30,521 --> 00:59:32,523
God, I can't believe you let him
in here.

1038
00:59:32,556 --> 00:59:33,757
That was Julio!

1039
00:59:35,192 --> 00:59:36,727
The astrology dude?

1040
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,096
Oh my God, I feel
like I'm gonna be sick.

1041
00:59:39,129 --> 00:59:40,163
I feel sick.

1042
00:59:40,197 --> 00:59:41,698
You feel sick?

1043
00:59:41,732 --> 00:59:42,599
So do I.

1044
00:59:44,801 --> 00:59:46,270
I feel so tired.

1045
00:59:50,574 --> 00:59:53,577
I'm sporting a bearded dragon
now myself.

1046
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:56,380
Russell, Russell, Russell,
focus, okay?

1047
00:59:56,413 --> 00:59:58,081
Okay, when did Julio come by?

1048
00:59:58,115 --> 01:00:01,218
You're obsessed with that guy.

1049
01:00:01,251 --> 01:00:02,319
Oh my gosh,

1050
01:00:02,352 --> 01:00:04,321
I don't know how much
backup charge you have left.

1051
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:06,823
Clock watching is for the
suits.

1052
01:00:06,857 --> 01:00:10,360
Oh my God, they've locked me
out.

1053
01:00:10,394 --> 01:00:12,396
Oh, head rush.

1054
01:00:12,429 --> 01:00:13,297
Russell!

1055
01:00:18,335 --> 01:00:21,305
Russell, Russell, stay still,
okay?

1056
01:00:21,338 --> 01:00:23,674
You need to save your energy.

1057
01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:28,211
Oh my God, let's get you to the
bedroom.

1058
01:00:29,313 --> 01:00:30,180
Oh God.

1059
01:00:33,550 --> 01:00:36,486
Okay, gosh this Jersey avatar
sucks,

1060
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,288
but it's better than nothing.

1061
01:00:38,322 --> 01:00:38,957
Give me your hand.

1062
01:00:38,990 --> 01:00:40,591
Russell, listen to me, okay?

1063
01:00:40,624 --> 01:00:42,426
You've got to keep the computer
going.

1064
01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:45,262
You have to keep the avatar
animated.

1065
01:00:45,295 --> 01:00:47,764
Yes, perfect, just like that,
okay?

1066
01:00:47,798 --> 01:00:51,868
Alabama, I want to see the
Jersey shore before I die.

1067
01:00:51,902 --> 01:00:54,371
Russell, Russell, listen to
me, okay?

1068
01:00:54,404 --> 01:00:55,839
You've got to keep this thing
alive, okay?

1069
01:00:55,872 --> 01:00:58,542
And I've got to get my computer
back.

1070
01:00:58,575 --> 01:00:59,710
Russell, wake up!

1071
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:00,844
Wake up, okay?

1072
01:01:00,877 --> 01:01:03,347
I've got to go to Muzi-Tech!

1073
01:01:04,648 --> 01:01:08,418
Albumen, no, the
Angoras are gonna get you.

1074
01:01:11,254 --> 01:01:12,723
I've gotta do it.

1075
01:01:13,624 --> 01:01:15,692
Don't take the Lincoln.

1076
01:01:19,496 --> 01:01:21,698
Face everything and rise.

1077
01:01:28,505 --> 01:01:29,373
Okay.

1078
01:01:33,210 --> 01:01:34,144
Nope, nope.

1079
01:01:42,352 --> 01:01:44,788
Russell's
head started to spin

1080
01:01:44,821 --> 01:01:47,457
like a spaceship at zero gravity

1081
01:01:47,491 --> 01:01:51,328
and his face burned like
Napalm at high noon,

1082
01:01:51,361 --> 01:01:54,731
his body shook like an Elvis
the Pelvis with Parkinson's

1083
01:01:54,765 --> 01:01:56,233
on a trampoline.

1084
01:01:56,933 --> 01:01:58,935
This can't be the end.

1085
01:02:02,372 --> 01:02:04,174
No, I was resurrected

1086
01:02:05,609 --> 01:02:09,713
because the children of
Aquarius are all avatars now

1087
01:02:09,746 --> 01:02:12,482
and I am their electric messiah!

1088
01:02:17,854 --> 01:02:19,389
Or maybe I only came back

1089
01:02:19,423 --> 01:02:22,426
because Altadena needed to get
laid.

1090
01:02:24,361 --> 01:02:27,497
That's as good a reason as any,

1091
01:02:27,531 --> 01:02:28,732
Stay with me!

1092
01:02:31,702 --> 01:02:32,569
Okay.

1093
01:02:36,373 --> 01:02:37,908
Oh, Russell.

1094
01:02:37,941 --> 01:02:39,209
Hey.

1095
01:02:39,242 --> 01:02:43,780
Thank God Julio did not get
through my N-A-N-A encryption.

1096
01:02:45,016 --> 01:02:47,718
Hey, are you okay, Alaska?

1097
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:51,022
Yeah, you should see the other
guy.

1098
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,663
I really need to talk to
Siddy.

1099
01:02:59,696 --> 01:03:00,564
Siddy?

1100
01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:03,667
Oh, your old manager.

1101
01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:05,769
Why?

1102
01:03:05,802 --> 01:03:06,837
Because there's this line

1103
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:10,407
that didn't end up making
it on "Scorpio's Mantra"

1104
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,342
and I need the exact lyric.

1105
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:15,846
I had the perfect number of
"ever and ever and evers"

1106
01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:18,482
and I just can't remember
if it was three or four.

1107
01:03:18,515 --> 01:03:19,382
Ouch.

1108
01:03:21,384 --> 01:03:22,719
Um, even if Siddy were still
alive,

1109
01:03:22,753 --> 01:03:25,756
what makes you think that
he'd have your lyric?

1110
01:03:25,789 --> 01:03:26,823
Siddy would have them.

1111
01:03:26,857 --> 01:03:27,858
I gave him copies of everything

1112
01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:31,361
before I left for
Gettysburg for safekeeping.

1113
01:03:31,394 --> 01:03:32,029
Thank you.

1114
01:03:32,063 --> 01:03:33,864
Copies, why?

1115
01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:35,799
Because of Crazy Dallas Chick

1116
01:03:35,832 --> 01:03:37,667
and the fire that
destroyed my whole arsenal.

1117
01:03:37,701 --> 01:03:39,936
Crazy Dallas Chick, who's
that?

1118
01:03:39,971 --> 01:03:42,806
I thought you knew everything
about me.

1119
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:46,077
Well, I know that your real
name

1120
01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:48,712
is Russ Clatterbottom.

1121
01:03:48,745 --> 01:03:51,782
You had a pet frog named Jumpy.

1122
01:03:51,815 --> 01:03:53,383
You were orphaned

1123
01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:55,086
and your parents were nominated

1124
01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:58,089
for the Darwin Award Hall of
Fame

1125
01:03:58,122 --> 01:04:01,658
and course I know about the
fire,

1126
01:04:01,691 --> 01:04:02,960
everybody knows about the fire,

1127
01:04:02,994 --> 01:04:05,495
but I thought it was just an
accident.

1128
01:04:05,529 --> 01:04:06,964
It's nice to keep a few
secrets.

1129
01:04:06,998 --> 01:04:10,101
We musicians call it the
mystique.

1130
01:04:10,134 --> 01:04:13,070
I'd like your robot to call Sid
for me.

1131
01:04:13,104 --> 01:04:15,872
Oh, my cell phone, this
is called a cell phone.

1132
01:04:15,906 --> 01:04:17,841
Then give me the self phone.

1133
01:04:17,874 --> 01:04:19,076
Cell phone.

1134
01:04:19,110 --> 01:04:23,680
I don't want to buy it,
woman. I just want to borrow it.

1135
01:04:23,713 --> 01:04:25,782
Do you even have
Sid's number?

1136
01:04:25,816 --> 01:04:27,551
Uh, right in here.

1137
01:04:28,718 --> 01:04:30,988
Please give it to me.

1138
01:04:31,022 --> 01:04:31,888
Wait.

1139
01:04:34,891 --> 01:04:35,759
Okay, go.

1140
01:04:44,434 --> 01:04:45,635
It's ringing.

1141
01:04:47,071 --> 01:04:48,538
Hello?

1142
01:04:49,573 --> 01:04:51,541
Uh, Sid please.

1143
01:04:51,575 --> 01:04:52,809
Who?

1144
01:04:52,843 --> 01:04:57,581
You have to speak up, young
man, I don't have my ears on.

1145
01:04:58,015 --> 01:04:58,983
Sid Greenblatt.

1146
01:04:59,016 --> 01:05:00,517
This is his office, right?

1147
01:05:02,119 --> 01:05:05,522
Sidney,
someone's calling for you,

1148
01:05:05,555 --> 01:05:08,625
thinks this is still your
office.

1149
01:05:08,658 --> 01:05:10,861
Greenblatt here, who's
this?

1150
01:05:10,894 --> 01:05:13,030
♪ Cheek to cheek, hip to hip ♪

1151
01:05:13,064 --> 01:05:15,532
♪ Beat to beat, girl, trip to
trip ♪

1152
01:05:15,565 --> 01:05:18,568
♪ I'm a furry freak ♪

1153
01:05:20,437 --> 01:05:21,638
Who IS this?

1154
01:05:21,671 --> 01:05:23,807
The real Aquarius, baby.

1155
01:05:25,842 --> 01:05:27,979
I'm sorry, Mr. Greenblatt,
please don't hang up.

1156
01:05:28,012 --> 01:05:29,646
My name is Alberta.

1157
01:05:29,679 --> 01:05:30,513
Who?

1158
01:05:30,547 --> 01:05:32,116
Yeah, who?

1159
01:05:32,149 --> 01:05:35,752
I just want to say,
sir, I am a huge fan.

1160
01:05:35,785 --> 01:05:37,654
I've read so much about you

1161
01:05:37,687 --> 01:05:39,723
and it, it is an honor to talk
to the man

1162
01:05:39,756 --> 01:05:41,758
who is the brains behind the
genius.

1163
01:05:41,791 --> 01:05:43,760
Cut the Culver City
circle jerk

1164
01:05:43,793 --> 01:05:45,729
and just tell me what you want.

1165
01:05:45,762 --> 01:05:46,796
Yes, yes sir.

1166
01:05:46,830 --> 01:05:49,699
Basically I'm, I'm an AI
designer,

1167
01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:52,535
a computer programmer, some say,

1168
01:05:52,569 --> 01:05:55,672
and I created, well, you just
heard him.

1169
01:05:55,705 --> 01:05:58,842
He's the most realistic avatar
ever made.

1170
01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:00,744
What?

1171
01:06:00,777 --> 01:06:02,612
Oh, I'm uh, how thoughtless of
me, sir.

1172
01:06:02,646 --> 01:06:05,515
An avatar is basically an image
that-

1173
01:06:05,548 --> 01:06:07,784
- I know what a fucking
avatar is.

1174
01:06:07,817 --> 01:06:09,953
Do you know what FaceTime is?

1175
01:06:09,987 --> 01:06:14,457
Put him on it for me, let me
see this creation of yours.

1176
01:06:14,491 --> 01:06:16,893
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's
FaceTime?

1177
01:06:16,927 --> 01:06:18,963
It's where you can talk
to people face to face.

1178
01:06:18,996 --> 01:06:21,564
You know like, like the Jetsons,
remember?

1179
01:06:21,598 --> 01:06:22,832
Wow.

1180
01:06:22,866 --> 01:06:23,733
Hold on.

1181
01:06:24,901 --> 01:06:26,703
What are you doing?

1182
01:06:27,737 --> 01:06:30,107
Well, I stole this from him.

1183
01:06:35,679 --> 01:06:36,546
What?

1184
01:06:38,049 --> 01:06:40,051
He looks perfect.

1185
01:06:40,084 --> 01:06:41,185
Thanks man.

1186
01:06:41,218 --> 01:06:44,021
Hey, I need the original
lyrics to "Scorpio's Mantra,"

1187
01:06:44,055 --> 01:06:45,588
Could you bring those over?

1188
01:06:45,622 --> 01:06:47,058
Are you kidding?

1189
01:06:49,026 --> 01:06:52,529
I've gotta, I've gotta
see this for myself.

1190
01:06:52,562 --> 01:06:54,631
Well, here's the thing, Mr.
Greenblatt.

1191
01:06:54,664 --> 01:06:56,800
Call me Sid, doll.

1192
01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,836
Oh Sid, Sid, well this avatar

1193
01:06:59,869 --> 01:07:02,173
is not like any you've ever seen
before.

1194
01:07:02,206 --> 01:07:05,076
I mean, this Russell is
like flesh, blood, and bone.

1195
01:07:05,109 --> 01:07:07,777
Oh, especially bone, right
babe?

1196
01:07:07,811 --> 01:07:08,745
All right, all right,

1197
01:07:08,778 --> 01:07:11,115
well Missy, bring him over here.

1198
01:07:11,148 --> 01:07:12,749
Oh no, no, no, I'm so sorry.

1199
01:07:12,782 --> 01:07:14,651
I wish I could, but I mean,

1200
01:07:14,684 --> 01:07:16,988
if he even tries to leave the
apartment,

1201
01:07:17,021 --> 01:07:19,223
he, it's just, it's just not
possible.

1202
01:07:19,256 --> 01:07:22,926
No problemo, I've
still got my '66 Buick.

1203
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,861
Remember that ad, Russ?

1204
01:07:24,894 --> 01:07:27,630
The Door's made bank, but not
you.

1205
01:07:27,664 --> 01:07:30,600
No, you never wanted to be a
sellout

1206
01:07:30,633 --> 01:07:32,103
and I never got what I deserved.

1207
01:07:32,136 --> 01:07:32,970
Listen here, Siddy.

1208
01:07:33,004 --> 01:07:35,905
I live in Van Nuys, right off
the 101.

1209
01:07:35,939 --> 01:07:37,707
I'm sorry to hear that.

1210
01:07:37,741 --> 01:07:41,611
Text your deets, doll
and I'll be there in 20.

1211
01:07:47,218 --> 01:07:49,953
I don't believe it, you're real!

1212
01:07:49,987 --> 01:07:50,820
In the flesh.

1213
01:07:50,854 --> 01:07:51,688
It can't be you.

1214
01:07:51,721 --> 01:07:52,555
It is me!

1215
01:07:52,589 --> 01:07:53,257
What?

1216
01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:55,892
Oh my God.

1217
01:07:57,827 --> 01:08:01,098
Clatterbottom, I can't believe
it!

1218
01:08:01,132 --> 01:08:03,600
Okay, I'm going to
record this, is that okay?

1219
01:08:03,633 --> 01:08:04,969
Yes, please do.

1220
01:08:07,771 --> 01:08:09,106
Check this out.

1221
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:28,825
♪ Take a dive into the
universal mind, with me, man ♪

1222
01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:34,065
♪ Ions digging ethers, it's
a groovy cybernetic machine ♪

1223
01:08:34,498 --> 01:08:35,932
♪ Split this mother ship ♪

1224
01:08:35,966 --> 01:08:39,970
♪ And we'll sail upon
the astral seas, baby ♪

1225
01:08:40,004 --> 01:08:45,009
♪ 69 dimensions every second,
it's the ultimate scene ♪

1226
01:08:45,608 --> 01:08:46,609
♪ What killed me made me
stronger ♪

1227
01:08:46,643 --> 01:08:50,847
♪ And I traded blood
for circuits of lead ♪

1228
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,383
♪ So shed your bones and
silicone ♪

1229
01:08:52,416 --> 01:08:55,685
♪ Jump in the mainframe instead ♪

1230
01:08:55,718 --> 01:08:58,755
And that, that right there
was where the lyrics go.

1231
01:08:58,788 --> 01:09:02,892
Oh my God, that was
sweet, Clatterbottom.

1232
01:09:02,926 --> 01:09:04,861
That was really sweet.

1233
01:09:04,894 --> 01:09:05,762
I know.

1234
01:09:06,830 --> 01:09:09,200
You're the only one who
can call me Clatterbottom.

1235
01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:10,800
Well you and Claudia

1236
01:09:10,834 --> 01:09:12,970
are the only ones who could call
me Siddy.

1237
01:09:13,003 --> 01:09:14,838
Oh, is Claudia your wife?

1238
01:09:14,871 --> 01:09:15,973
Yeah, my wife.

1239
01:09:16,006 --> 01:09:19,110
For 50 years, she's my wife.

1240
01:09:19,143 --> 01:09:22,679
You're not talking about
Crazy Dallas Chick, are you?

1241
01:09:22,712 --> 01:09:23,646
Yes I am.

1242
01:09:24,482 --> 01:09:26,883
Are you fucking out of your
mind?

1243
01:09:26,916 --> 01:09:28,651
After what she did to me?

1244
01:09:28,685 --> 01:09:32,223
You should be thanking me
because I saved your life.

1245
01:09:32,256 --> 01:09:34,125
I did that.

1246
01:09:34,158 --> 01:09:35,758
Oh, there you go
Siddy,

1247
01:09:35,792 --> 01:09:37,161
always trying to be the hero.

1248
01:09:37,194 --> 01:09:40,097
I could have handled her,
I could have done it.

1249
01:09:40,131 --> 01:09:41,031
And you know what?

1250
01:09:41,065 --> 01:09:42,099
There you go, Clatterbottom.

1251
01:09:42,133 --> 01:09:44,435
You pseudo intellectual ingrate.

1252
01:09:44,468 --> 01:09:47,338
You wouldn't even have been
alive to die at Gettysburg

1253
01:09:47,371 --> 01:09:48,539
if it wasn't for me.

1254
01:09:48,572 --> 01:09:52,775
If I wasn't babysitting you,
designing your album covers,

1255
01:09:52,809 --> 01:09:57,181
making sure there were no god
damn green M & M's backstage.

1256
01:09:57,214 --> 01:10:00,184
I was protecting you
against Crazy Dallas Chick,

1257
01:10:00,217 --> 01:10:03,020
aka C.D.C., aka Claudia D.D.
Cummings.

1258
01:10:04,455 --> 01:10:05,289
Yeah but.

1259
01:10:05,322 --> 01:10:06,991
Yeah, but nothing.

1260
01:10:07,024 --> 01:10:11,761
Do you remember in Houston
when you sang "Acid Rain"

1261
01:10:11,794 --> 01:10:15,065
and she rushed the stage
with that battery acid,

1262
01:10:15,099 --> 01:10:16,367
remember that?

1263
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:19,470
I lost my eye because of you.

1264
01:10:19,503 --> 01:10:21,871
Oh, that's why you
never played "Acid Rain"

1265
01:10:21,905 --> 01:10:23,073
after the Houston show

1266
01:10:23,107 --> 01:10:25,209
because of that Crazy Dallas
Chick?

1267
01:10:25,242 --> 01:10:28,078
I took the ultimate bullet for
you.

1268
01:10:28,112 --> 01:10:29,712
I married her!

1269
01:10:29,746 --> 01:10:31,748
All she does is talk about you.

1270
01:10:31,781 --> 01:10:34,285
It's always Russell this,
Russell that,

1271
01:10:34,318 --> 01:10:36,987
driving crazy for 50 years.

1272
01:10:37,021 --> 01:10:38,688
I'm sorry, Siddy.

1273
01:10:42,326 --> 01:10:43,260
Do you have the lyrics?

1274
01:10:43,294 --> 01:10:45,895
Yeah, I got them right here.

1275
01:10:47,398 --> 01:10:49,066
I saved everything.

1276
01:10:58,976 --> 01:11:00,877
It was four, it was four.

1277
01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:04,381
Okay babe, do you have
the recorder set up?

1278
01:11:05,382 --> 01:11:06,849
Looks like it.

1279
01:11:08,152 --> 01:11:08,986
Okay.

1280
01:11:09,019 --> 01:11:12,223
Wow, you know, I know how to
do this.

1281
01:11:13,190 --> 01:11:14,225
All right, play.

1282
01:11:14,258 --> 01:11:15,459
♪ With our souls in the cloud ♪

1283
01:11:15,492 --> 01:11:19,862
♪ We're gonna live forever
and ever and ever and ever ♪

1284
01:11:19,896 --> 01:11:20,830
That's a record,

1285
01:11:20,863 --> 01:11:22,433
I just put it onto a streaming
on YouTube,

1286
01:11:22,466 --> 01:11:25,502
Party Central, Snapchat, and
Facebook.

1287
01:11:25,536 --> 01:11:28,305
Sid, I'm so sorry,
but this is not a good idea.

1288
01:11:28,339 --> 01:11:29,872
Wait, what are you talking
about?

1289
01:11:29,906 --> 01:11:31,774
I know what I'm doing.

1290
01:11:35,112 --> 01:11:36,046
Keep going.

1291
01:11:37,114 --> 01:11:41,884
♪ Thumb a ride into the
analog divide with me, man ♪

1292
01:11:41,918 --> 01:11:43,120
That's great.

1293
01:11:45,155 --> 01:11:48,791
Alberta, we need
to talk about the noise!

1294
01:11:48,825 --> 01:11:50,361
Just a minute, Helen.

1295
01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:51,894
Do you have a man in
there?

1296
01:11:51,928 --> 01:11:53,464
No, I've got two.

1297
01:11:53,497 --> 01:11:54,797
Two men?!

1298
01:11:54,831 --> 01:11:57,268
You know that's against the
rules.

1299
01:11:57,301 --> 01:12:00,471
Three, there is another man out
here.

1300
01:12:00,504 --> 01:12:01,305
Helen?

1301
01:12:01,338 --> 01:12:04,408
Let me in, you refuctoring
bitch!

1302
01:12:04,441 --> 01:12:06,277
Oh my gosh, it's Julio.

1303
01:12:06,310 --> 01:12:08,412
Get the frick away from my door,
Julio.

1304
01:12:08,445 --> 01:12:09,713
You're nothing but a Jimmy.

1305
01:12:09,747 --> 01:12:13,217
♪ Atomize the planet with your
shrouded code of mystery baby ♪

1306
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:14,884
That's it
Clatterbottom, keep it coming.

1307
01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:17,388
The world needs you now more
than ever!

1308
01:12:17,421 --> 01:12:20,257
Russell, it's not time to
show you to the world yet.

1309
01:12:20,291 --> 01:12:22,426
I have to save you online,
remember?

1310
01:12:22,459 --> 01:12:24,428
This chunky chick isn't
going to save anyone.

1311
01:12:24,461 --> 01:12:26,896
Hey, don't call her
chunky.

1312
01:12:26,929 --> 01:12:28,432
Alabaster is a goddess.

1313
01:12:28,465 --> 01:12:31,135
Alberta, I'm coming
in.

1314
01:12:31,168 --> 01:12:35,439
Move out of the
way lady, let me in there!

1315
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:45,516
If Russell Aquarius was to make his mark
on the music scene again, he'd need a quiet place to -

1316
01:12:45,549 --> 01:12:47,017
- No, Russell no!

1317
01:12:55,359 --> 01:12:56,859
It's
only Russell Aquarius,

1318
01:12:56,893 --> 01:12:59,829
but I like it, I like it, yes I
do.

1319
01:13:05,069 --> 01:13:05,935
What?

1320
01:13:09,139 --> 01:13:10,007
What?

1321
01:13:11,075 --> 01:13:12,409
What just happened?

1322
01:13:12,443 --> 01:13:14,211
I don't know.

1323
01:13:14,244 --> 01:13:15,112
Look!

1324
01:13:16,347 --> 01:13:17,414
Gosh, wait.

1325
01:13:18,649 --> 01:13:20,517
Oh of course, look what you've
done.

1326
01:13:20,551 --> 01:13:22,086
He's in the computer.

1327
01:13:22,119 --> 01:13:23,886
Look, Russell Aquarius

1328
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,190
a hundred million likes and
followers

1329
01:13:26,223 --> 01:13:30,561
and guess who owns the
rights to all of his music?

1330
01:13:30,594 --> 01:13:33,497
Wait, if Russell is in the
computer,

1331
01:13:33,530 --> 01:13:35,199
then where's Julio?

1332
01:13:37,634 --> 01:13:38,469
What are you doing
in my phone, young man?

1333
01:13:46,977 --> 01:13:47,944
These days,

1334
01:13:47,978 --> 01:13:49,413
just about anyone can
make their own avatar.

1335
01:13:49,446 --> 01:13:52,015
Bull pucky, not just anyone.

1336
01:13:55,686 --> 01:13:56,520
Hey Mom.

1337
01:13:56,553 --> 01:13:58,489
I'm watching the news.

1338
01:13:58,522 --> 01:14:01,924
Nana would be so proud of you,
honey.

1339
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:03,594
Aw, you think so mom?

1340
01:14:03,627 --> 01:14:05,562
Hey but listen, please I beg
you,

1341
01:14:05,596 --> 01:14:08,432
do not tell anyone that
I made Russell, okay?

1342
01:14:08,465 --> 01:14:10,534
I'm not ready for people to know
me yet.

1343
01:14:10,567 --> 01:14:12,703
Just do whatever feels right,
hon.

1344
01:14:12,736 --> 01:14:15,606
You know I'm behind you 100
percent.

1345
01:14:17,341 --> 01:14:19,977
Thank you, that really
means a lot to me, Mom.

1346
01:14:20,010 --> 01:14:21,678
Hey but listen, I've got
company, okay?

1347
01:14:21,712 --> 01:14:23,247
So can I talk to you later?

1348
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,149
All right, love you.

1349
01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:28,652
Love you too, bye.

1350
01:14:32,723 --> 01:14:33,923
Ah, I just wish

1351
01:14:33,957 --> 01:14:36,460
that I could figure out a way
to bring him back, you know?

1352
01:14:36,493 --> 01:14:38,061
I mean, no offense.

1353
01:14:38,095 --> 01:14:41,131
It's cool, we all can't be
rock stars,

1354
01:14:41,165 --> 01:14:43,200
but I have been practicing.

1355
01:14:43,233 --> 01:14:44,234
Yeah?

1356
01:14:44,268 --> 01:14:48,205
How about a little
"Acid Rain" for my queen?

1357
01:14:48,238 --> 01:14:49,106
All right.

1358
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:54,244
♪ Acid rain, I don't know the
words ♪

1359
01:14:54,278 --> 01:14:58,749
♪ Acid rain, it's all I heard ♪

1360
01:14:58,782 --> 01:15:03,554
♪ Acid rain, but I made you
smile ♪

1361
01:15:03,587 --> 01:15:06,089
♪ Acid rain ♪

1362
01:15:06,123 --> 01:15:11,261
For the love of God, Julio
and I are trying to sleep!

1363
01:15:11,295 --> 01:15:12,429
Sorry Helen.

1364
01:15:14,665 --> 01:15:17,601
Merrick I'm, gosh I feel so
stupid.

1365
01:15:17,634 --> 01:15:19,036
I'm just so sorry

1366
01:15:19,069 --> 01:15:21,505
that I accused you for
sleeping with Helen.

1367
01:15:21,538 --> 01:15:24,041
Don't give it another thought.

1368
01:15:24,074 --> 01:15:27,144
I really am getting
better though, really.

1369
01:15:27,177 --> 01:15:28,145
I know you are.

1370
01:15:28,178 --> 01:15:31,448
It took lady balls to
march over to MuziTech

1371
01:15:31,482 --> 01:15:35,018
and then you kicked Julio's ass,
what?

1372
01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:37,154
Yeah, well I'm just glad
that I'm out of that place,

1373
01:15:37,187 --> 01:15:38,255
you know?

1374
01:15:38,288 --> 01:15:39,389
Gosh, I took a major pay cut,

1375
01:15:39,423 --> 01:15:41,625
but at least I'm my own boss,
right?

1376
01:15:41,658 --> 01:15:42,593
But we gotta work on

1377
01:15:42,626 --> 01:15:44,561
getting you out of this house
more often.

1378
01:15:44,595 --> 01:15:46,530
Like maybe in disguise.

1379
01:15:48,532 --> 01:15:51,635
We could cosplay at
Creature Con next week.

1380
01:15:51,668 --> 01:15:53,103
Oh my gosh.

1381
01:15:53,136 --> 01:15:55,806
Hm, I don't know if I'm ready
yet.

1382
01:15:55,839 --> 01:15:59,176
Maybe I should just
design an avatar of myself

1383
01:15:59,209 --> 01:16:00,677
and we could dress her up in a
costume

1384
01:16:00,711 --> 01:16:02,646
and you could take her.

1385
01:16:02,679 --> 01:16:06,683
No, 'cause I'd know
it wasn't the real you.

1386
01:16:06,717 --> 01:16:08,385
Oh, would you now?

1387
01:16:08,418 --> 01:16:11,755
You know, I'm getting kinda
good at this avatar stuff.

1388
01:16:11,788 --> 01:16:15,259
I mean, how do you know
that you're not an avatar

1389
01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:17,761
I created for my own amusement?

1390
01:16:18,462 --> 01:16:20,764
Is it weird that I'm
freaked out and turned on

1391
01:16:20,797 --> 01:16:22,332
at the same time?

1392
01:16:24,101 --> 01:16:24,768
Yeah.

1393
01:16:25,836 --> 01:16:28,305
♪ Acid rain ♪

1394
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:38,148
Oh Alberta!

1395
01:16:38,181 --> 01:16:40,651
Alabaster! Call me Alabaster!

1396
01:16:41,585 --> 01:16:42,586
Alabaster!

1397
01:17:08,879 --> 01:17:13,216
If Russell
Aquarius really is still alive,

1398
01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:16,620
he will be turning 82 years old
today.

1399
01:17:16,653 --> 01:17:20,524
Russell, wherever you
are, happy birthday, baby.

1400
01:17:24,595 --> 01:17:25,462
I really miss you,

1401
01:17:25,495 --> 01:17:29,099
you egomaniacal, slovenly,
sexist jerk.

1402
01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:34,838
Nana.

1403
01:17:42,279 --> 01:17:45,215
All right, one more for you
guys.

1404
01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,686
I just wrote this song

1405
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,556
and I'm playing it live
for the first time.

1406
01:17:52,589 --> 01:17:54,324
It's called "Alberta."

1407
01:17:56,693 --> 01:18:01,798
♪ She carries the sun in
the palm of her hand ♪

1408
01:18:01,832 --> 01:18:06,603
♪ My priestess and my soul are
one ♪

1409
01:18:06,637 --> 01:18:11,642
♪ My flash of bright
light, our future tonight ♪

1410
01:18:11,908 --> 01:18:16,913
♪ Her beauty here is second to
none ♪

1411
01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:22,519
♪ Erato, my muse ♪

1412
01:18:22,552 --> 01:18:27,557
♪ You're blowing my fuse ♪

1413
01:18:27,591 --> 01:18:32,596
♪ And not like the time that I
died ♪

1414
01:18:33,330 --> 01:18:38,535
♪ So don't say you'll ever go ♪

1415
01:18:39,736 --> 01:18:44,741
♪ Unless you mean with the flow ♪

1416
01:18:45,909 --> 01:18:49,646
♪ Oh, my dark sweet Alberta ♪

1417
01:19:00,024 --> 01:19:00,958
Some historians claim

1418
01:19:00,992 --> 01:19:02,526
that is nothing more
than long lost footage

1419
01:19:02,559 --> 01:19:03,460
that's turned up,

1420
01:19:03,493 --> 01:19:05,529
or that singer/songwriter,
Russell Aquarius

1421
01:19:05,562 --> 01:19:08,265
faked his own death just to
make a dramatic comeback.

1422
01:19:08,298 --> 01:19:10,500
We posed this question
to computer experts,

1423
01:19:10,534 --> 01:19:11,835
conspiracy theorists,

1424
01:19:11,868 --> 01:19:14,538
fans, who are also known
as, Aquariologists,

1425
01:19:14,571 --> 01:19:16,573
influencers, and musicians.

1426
01:19:16,606 --> 01:19:18,809
Let's see what they have to say.

1427
01:19:18,842 --> 01:19:19,910
No way man.

1428
01:19:20,978 --> 01:19:24,514
I was there when Russell was
zapped.

1429
01:19:24,548 --> 01:19:26,416
He died, like fatally.

1430
01:19:27,651 --> 01:19:31,888
I bought one of his authenticated
toothbrushes from E-bay

1431
01:19:31,922 --> 01:19:32,957
and I sent it,

1432
01:19:32,990 --> 01:19:35,859
along with a sample of
my own saliva to Gene-Co,

1433
01:19:35,892 --> 01:19:39,496
you know the result came back
with .000002

1434
01:19:41,832 --> 01:19:43,968
that I am Russell Aquarius.

1435
01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:46,703
It's like Bruce Lee said,

1436
01:19:46,737 --> 01:19:47,804
the key to immortality

1437
01:19:47,838 --> 01:19:49,573
is living a life worth
remembering.

1438
01:19:49,606 --> 01:19:51,942
It's a Russell Aquarius
impersonator.

1439
01:19:51,976 --> 01:19:53,643
People just want to believe.

1440
01:19:53,677 --> 01:19:56,880
Listen, I ran his new lyrics

1441
01:19:56,913 --> 01:19:59,316
through my cyber kinetic
algorithm tester

1442
01:19:59,349 --> 01:20:03,887
and they came back with
a 99.9% probability

1443
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,257
that Russell himself wrote those
songs.

1444
01:20:08,025 --> 01:20:10,494
I mean besides, who else in the
universe

1445
01:20:10,527 --> 01:20:12,596
could come up with such
brilliance as,

1446
01:20:12,629 --> 01:20:15,032
"my tadpole's in a jar"?

1447
01:20:15,066 --> 01:20:16,900
My daddy was the festival
director

1448
01:20:16,933 --> 01:20:19,870
of that Aquarius fellow's
live show in Dallas

1449
01:20:19,903 --> 01:20:22,439
and what I heard about that old
boy,

1450
01:20:22,472 --> 01:20:23,440
there was no way

1451
01:20:23,473 --> 01:20:25,076
he'd be able to find his
way out of a paper sack,

1452
01:20:25,109 --> 01:20:26,576
let alone the after life.

1453
01:20:26,610 --> 01:20:29,346
Okay so, there are
three schools of thought

1454
01:20:29,379 --> 01:20:31,581
that I think are the most
plausible.

1455
01:20:31,615 --> 01:20:34,851
You've got the Mandela
Effect, you know, plausible.

1456
01:20:34,885 --> 01:20:39,790
You've got government human
cloning, very possible,

1457
01:20:39,823 --> 01:20:41,925
but when you get right down to
it,

1458
01:20:41,959 --> 01:20:46,763
there's really only one obvious
and probable explanation:

1459
01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:50,534
aliens.

1460
01:20:51,701 --> 01:20:55,605
Yes, I believe Russell
Aquarius is alive.

1461
01:20:55,639 --> 01:20:58,742
She also believes in
alien autopsies, Big Foot,

1462
01:20:58,775 --> 01:21:01,845
and that Mount Rushmore is
a natural rock formation.

1463
01:21:01,878 --> 01:21:03,346
He IS alive.

1464
01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:05,549
Look at the videos, he looks
incredible.

1465
01:21:05,582 --> 01:21:07,450
It's called Deep Fake, my
dear.

1466
01:21:07,484 --> 01:21:10,487
Well maybe it's a relative,
like, like Russell's grandson.

1467
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:11,888
No way, no way.

1468
01:21:11,922 --> 01:21:14,658
The drugs that that guy
did back in the day,

1469
01:21:14,691 --> 01:21:19,063
he couldn't father a child
with somebody else's ,

1470
01:21:19,096 --> 01:21:20,530
that's it.

1471
01:21:20,564 --> 01:21:22,833
Well, you heard it here first.

1472
01:21:22,866 --> 01:21:25,735
Ow, girl I don't care if he's
an avatar,

1473
01:21:25,769 --> 01:21:27,071
I'm still gonna hit it.

1474
01:21:27,104 --> 01:21:28,638
Do it!

1475
01:21:30,765 --> 01:21:33,195
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