1 00:00:00,741 --> 00:00:03,608 - [Narrator] Previously on The Real Fans Of The Saga. 2 00:00:03,608 --> 00:00:04,841 (fun energetic music) 3 00:00:04,841 --> 00:00:06,511 - Hey, look what I found! 4 00:00:06,511 --> 00:00:08,571 Brand new and unused. 5 00:00:08,571 --> 00:00:09,891 - Where did those come from? 6 00:00:09,891 --> 00:00:11,461 - In the basement. 7 00:00:11,461 --> 00:00:13,321 - You are a hoarder. 8 00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:15,571 - I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector. 9 00:00:15,571 --> 00:00:18,460 Aw man, who pissed on the rug again? 10 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:20,380 (mischievous music) 11 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,699 Well, don't everybody answer me at once. 12 00:00:22,699 --> 00:00:24,811 (mischievous music) 13 00:00:24,811 --> 00:00:27,391 - I came up, I pissed on the rug. 14 00:00:27,391 --> 00:00:28,491 - No, I'm serious. 15 00:00:28,491 --> 00:00:31,958 I'm tired of the god (bleep) dogs pissing on the rug! 16 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:33,831 - Had a bad day today. 17 00:00:33,831 --> 00:00:34,664 - What happened? 18 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:38,711 - Company did some... 19 00:00:38,711 --> 00:00:40,854 they did some downsizing, 20 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:43,951 and I got let go. 21 00:00:43,951 --> 00:00:45,951 So thankfully in the eleventh hour, 22 00:00:45,951 --> 00:00:48,431 I get a job and Celebration is gonna be 23 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,621 my celebration of the new job. 24 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:52,841 Obviously, this is way more than we're gonna be able 25 00:00:52,841 --> 00:00:55,266 to pack and take home with us. 26 00:00:55,266 --> 00:00:59,501 (upbeat energetic music) 27 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:01,561 - [Cris] My love for Star Wars is big, 28 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,444 and so is my collection. 29 00:01:04,642 --> 00:01:08,371 (fun energetic music) 30 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:10,441 - Some people lean towards the light side, 31 00:01:10,441 --> 00:01:12,101 others the dark side. 32 00:01:12,101 --> 00:01:13,416 I'm somewhere in the middle. 33 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:16,666 (fun energetic music) 34 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:20,421 - [Alphie] I know kung-fu 35 00:01:20,421 --> 00:01:23,373 and the force is strong in my family. 36 00:01:23,373 --> 00:01:26,706 (fun energetic music) 37 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:31,171 - [Sean] Star Wars is everywhere 38 00:01:31,171 --> 00:01:32,221 and so am I. 39 00:01:32,221 --> 00:01:35,388 (fun energetic music) 40 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:43,948 (rhythmic drum music) 41 00:01:43,948 --> 00:01:47,448 (airplane engine roaring) 42 00:01:58,771 --> 00:02:01,391 - I'm so glad to be back in Chicago. 43 00:02:01,391 --> 00:02:05,361 It was a great weekend with some friends, 44 00:02:05,361 --> 00:02:07,181 but there's nothing like returning home 45 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:09,089 from a long week. 46 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:12,089 (mischievous music) 47 00:02:12,961 --> 00:02:13,794 Hello? 48 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,891 - Hi! - [Cris] Hi! 49 00:02:16,891 --> 00:02:18,361 - [Michelle] How was your trip? 50 00:02:18,361 --> 00:02:19,881 - [Cris] I missed you guys. 51 00:02:19,881 --> 00:02:20,748 - We missed you. 52 00:02:21,596 --> 00:02:23,346 (smacking kiss) 53 00:02:23,346 --> 00:02:24,429 - C'mere you. 54 00:02:25,548 --> 00:02:26,381 Hi! 55 00:02:27,411 --> 00:02:30,161 - And now you have some questions to answer. 56 00:02:30,161 --> 00:02:31,624 So, what did you buy? 57 00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:35,461 - I bought a couple things. 58 00:02:35,461 --> 00:02:37,301 - How much money did you spend? 59 00:02:37,301 --> 00:02:39,338 - Uh, more than I wanted to (laughing). 60 00:02:40,941 --> 00:02:43,541 - I think I have an idea of how much you spend on Star Wars, 61 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:46,654 but, I'd like to have a nice round number. 62 00:02:48,391 --> 00:02:50,061 It also works in my favor, 63 00:02:50,061 --> 00:02:51,054 because, 64 00:02:52,201 --> 00:02:54,411 then I can get my nice things. 65 00:02:54,411 --> 00:02:55,813 I don't collect anything. 66 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:56,821 - I give you nice things. 67 00:02:56,821 --> 00:02:59,441 - I know, I'm saying it works in my favor because-- 68 00:02:59,441 --> 00:03:01,061 - But that's not why I give you nice things. 69 00:03:01,061 --> 00:03:02,891 I give you nice things because I love you. 70 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:03,991 - Well that's nice. 71 00:03:03,991 --> 00:03:05,841 - I did get Danni something. 72 00:03:05,841 --> 00:03:07,781 - [Michelle] You did, what is it? 73 00:03:07,781 --> 00:03:10,314 - Star Wars blocks. 74 00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:12,021 - These are cute. 75 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,341 - [Cris] Very cool, huh? 76 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:15,174 - Yeah. 77 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:17,710 - Danni. - Little pictures on it, 78 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:18,543 see how she likes 'em. 79 00:03:18,543 --> 00:03:20,461 - They didn't have this stuff when I was a kid. 80 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,897 Look what daddy got you. 81 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:24,897 (mischievous music) 82 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,172 Do you like it when I buy stuff for Danni? 83 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:30,161 - I love it, I love it. 84 00:03:30,161 --> 00:03:32,151 - You know those blocks are on Ebay now 85 00:03:32,151 --> 00:03:33,654 for over a hundred dollars. 86 00:03:34,741 --> 00:03:38,241 My friend stood in line for six hours 87 00:03:38,241 --> 00:03:40,481 just to get those blocks and the sushi set. 88 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,694 Did you get yourself something? 89 00:03:41,694 --> 00:03:42,527 - No. 90 00:03:42,527 --> 00:03:43,631 - You still... Wait, wait a minute. 91 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:45,026 - [Friend] I went just for you. 92 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,131 - No. - [Friend] 'Cause I love you. 93 00:03:46,131 --> 00:03:48,760 - For real? - [Friend] Yeah. 94 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,104 - Seven hours for me? 95 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,471 - Yeap, seven hours. 96 00:03:51,471 --> 00:03:52,304 - [Cris] Just for me. 97 00:03:52,304 --> 00:03:53,924 - I didn't get anything for myself. 98 00:03:53,924 --> 00:03:55,331 - Nothing for yourself. 99 00:03:55,331 --> 00:03:57,315 All right, thanks bro, thank you very much, man. 100 00:03:57,315 --> 00:03:58,544 That's awesome. 101 00:03:58,544 --> 00:03:59,601 - Well the funny thing is 102 00:03:59,601 --> 00:04:01,954 she won't appreciate that (laughing), so. 103 00:04:03,181 --> 00:04:05,061 - No, she probably won't, but y'know. 104 00:04:05,061 --> 00:04:06,267 - Can she open it? 105 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:07,641 - Yeah, yeah. 106 00:04:07,641 --> 00:04:09,701 Some things aren't made to be opened, y'know. 107 00:04:09,701 --> 00:04:11,217 - Everything's made to be opened. 108 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,050 - Yeah? 109 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:14,601 It'd be silly for me to keep those blocks in the wrapper, 110 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:17,275 and not I'll let her play with them. 111 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:18,775 - Look what I got! 112 00:04:20,061 --> 00:04:21,334 Look at all these. 113 00:04:22,778 --> 00:04:23,611 - Oh-ho (laughing) my, 114 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,771 - Look at that. - Goodness. 115 00:04:25,771 --> 00:04:27,021 Oh my goodness. 116 00:04:28,342 --> 00:04:30,102 - Look at that. 117 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:31,071 It's in a... 118 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,731 How do you say this Star Wars language? 119 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,421 Ar-eh-besh. 120 00:04:34,421 --> 00:04:37,351 How would you know the Star Wars language? 121 00:04:37,351 --> 00:04:38,511 - How would I know, what... 122 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,047 Are you asking me? 123 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,436 - Yeah, look at all those. 124 00:04:42,436 --> 00:04:45,519 (mischievous music) 125 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:51,121 I do love seeing Danni play with the blocks, 126 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:52,821 I'm glad that she enjoys them. 127 00:04:52,821 --> 00:04:54,601 And I'm really, really, 128 00:04:54,601 --> 00:04:56,371 really glad to be home. 129 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:58,893 - [Michelle] And we're glad to have you home. 130 00:04:58,893 --> 00:05:01,976 (mischievous music) 131 00:05:15,461 --> 00:05:17,711 - Oh Sean, what are you doing now? 132 00:05:17,711 --> 00:05:19,396 We just had the house cleaned. 133 00:05:19,396 --> 00:05:23,131 - (groaning) Ah, I got a bad feeling about this. 134 00:05:23,131 --> 00:05:26,921 - I just got off of work, and now this mess? 135 00:05:26,921 --> 00:05:29,181 - We got Chris' birthday coming up, 136 00:05:29,181 --> 00:05:32,631 I started working on his Tampa Bay Rey's helmet. 137 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:34,251 So I'm in the middle of making Chris' helmet, 138 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,001 I've got stuff everywhere. 139 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:39,050 I was trying to get it done before Lisa got home. 140 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:39,931 I didn't make it. 141 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:43,751 - I see you're using and doing the helmets, 142 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:46,214 but what's this other (bleep) now? 143 00:05:47,191 --> 00:05:50,331 - Well, I mean we got the Joliet Days coming up, 144 00:05:50,331 --> 00:05:52,751 and I wanted to make sure that I had everything ready 145 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:53,891 on the Blackhawks as well. 146 00:05:53,891 --> 00:05:55,601 - I know, but you're killing me, 147 00:05:55,601 --> 00:05:57,341 It's just like, 148 00:05:57,341 --> 00:05:59,491 one mess on top of another mess. 149 00:05:59,491 --> 00:06:01,997 Why can't you just do one thing at a time? 150 00:06:01,997 --> 00:06:03,871 - I only have so much free time when I'm not at work, 151 00:06:03,871 --> 00:06:06,215 so I gotta get this stuff done. 152 00:06:06,215 --> 00:06:07,601 A lot of times when I come home from work, 153 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,641 I'm tired and I can't it, 154 00:06:09,641 --> 00:06:10,701 so on my days off 155 00:06:10,701 --> 00:06:13,181 I try to get as much of it done as I can. 156 00:06:13,181 --> 00:06:15,601 - I mean, you're just giving me a headache. 157 00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:18,331 I just got off of work and I don't need, 158 00:06:18,331 --> 00:06:19,771 I don't need this aggravation. 159 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:21,801 And you know, I smelt the spray paint 160 00:06:21,801 --> 00:06:23,961 from outside in the parking lot. 161 00:06:23,961 --> 00:06:25,911 I mean, seriously? 162 00:06:25,911 --> 00:06:28,711 You know, I told you I don't like you spray painting. 163 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:30,391 You know how I hate those fumes. 164 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:33,611 - That's why I was trying to do it while you weren't here, 165 00:06:33,611 --> 00:06:35,231 so that you wouldn't have to smell it, 166 00:06:35,231 --> 00:06:38,301 but it lingers, I guess. 167 00:06:38,301 --> 00:06:40,521 - I don't know, you just aggravate me, 168 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:42,608 just aggravate me. 169 00:06:42,608 --> 00:06:44,841 (somber music) 170 00:06:44,841 --> 00:06:46,301 - She kinda has a point, 171 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:47,931 I just got the place cleaned up, 172 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:49,371 and here I am back in it again. 173 00:06:49,371 --> 00:06:51,335 But, I gotta get it done. 174 00:06:51,335 --> 00:06:54,191 - (moaning) You're just giving me a migraine, 175 00:06:54,191 --> 00:06:57,621 and we just got back from Celebration, Anaheim. 176 00:06:57,621 --> 00:07:00,901 And then, we haven't even got your shipment yet. 177 00:07:00,901 --> 00:07:02,944 Where are we gonna put that crap? 178 00:07:04,108 --> 00:07:06,091 And you got all this (bleep) now, 179 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:08,461 and then we got your other stuff 180 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,611 that's coming from FedEx. 181 00:07:10,611 --> 00:07:12,931 We have no room. 182 00:07:12,931 --> 00:07:13,764 - If I have to, 183 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:17,171 I'll take the rest of it to the trailer. 184 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,841 Yeah, thank god I got the storage trailer, 185 00:07:18,841 --> 00:07:20,951 because if I didn't, we'd be living 186 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:22,741 like we were in the trash compactor 187 00:07:22,741 --> 00:07:23,574 on the Death Star, 188 00:07:23,574 --> 00:07:26,521 because, we have definitely outgrown our space 189 00:07:26,521 --> 00:07:27,631 with the stuff that I have. 190 00:07:27,631 --> 00:07:30,171 So, if I didn't have that trailer, 191 00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:32,411 Lisa would be a lot harder to handle. 192 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,891 It's my hope chest 193 00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:35,121 for when we get a house. 194 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,410 - I don't know about hope chest. 195 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:37,243 - (laughing) It's a hope trailer. 196 00:07:37,243 --> 00:07:38,141 - It's kind of crazy. 197 00:07:38,141 --> 00:07:39,021 - It's a hope trailer 198 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:41,347 for when we finally get our house, 199 00:07:41,347 --> 00:07:42,241 - It's kinda crazy. - And I can have my 200 00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:43,601 Star Wars man-cave. 201 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:45,721 - You know we've outgrown this place. 202 00:07:45,721 --> 00:07:47,651 - Yeah, we've outgrown this place 203 00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:48,581 for a while now. 204 00:07:48,581 --> 00:07:51,331 I want to eventually save and 205 00:07:51,331 --> 00:07:52,164 get a house, 206 00:07:52,164 --> 00:07:53,931 so that I can build my big 207 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:55,031 Star Wars man-cave, 208 00:07:55,031 --> 00:07:56,211 and get everything out of the trailer 209 00:07:56,211 --> 00:07:58,041 and put it on display like everyone. 210 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:00,081 In my own little Sean... 211 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:03,081 Rancho Sean-Wan, or whatever you wanna call it. 212 00:08:03,081 --> 00:08:05,341 - Sean, your hobby is out of control. 213 00:08:05,341 --> 00:08:08,061 - I definitely spend way too much. 214 00:08:08,061 --> 00:08:09,941 I mean, I'll take whatever I need to take 215 00:08:09,941 --> 00:08:10,774 to the trailer, 216 00:08:10,774 --> 00:08:12,941 but don't forget, we also got... 217 00:08:12,941 --> 00:08:14,911 Your Barbies I've got all in totes 218 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,151 sitting in the second bedroom, 219 00:08:16,151 --> 00:08:18,641 because you don't wanna put those in the trailer, 220 00:08:18,641 --> 00:08:20,750 you're afraid something will happen to 'em. 221 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,781 - I think you're worse though. 222 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:22,614 - I am worse. - You are worse. 223 00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:24,231 - I agree I'm worse, but. 224 00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:26,341 We both have our things, 225 00:08:26,341 --> 00:08:28,561 can't completely go out of hobby work, 226 00:08:28,561 --> 00:08:29,491 for the collecting. 227 00:08:29,491 --> 00:08:31,691 - I maybe spend 10 times a year, 228 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:34,261 where you're spending every month, 229 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:35,811 every month. 230 00:08:35,811 --> 00:08:37,471 - I know I spent more than 231 00:08:37,471 --> 00:08:39,441 what my means was allowing at Celebration 232 00:08:39,441 --> 00:08:40,291 this time around. 233 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:43,681 But, it's part of the problem I have with Star Wars. 234 00:08:43,681 --> 00:08:45,681 I know I need the work on that. 235 00:08:45,681 --> 00:08:48,771 - And you know I wanna start selling some of this stuff. 236 00:08:48,771 --> 00:08:50,841 We talked about some of the duplicates, 237 00:08:50,841 --> 00:08:52,021 you know that. 238 00:08:52,021 --> 00:08:52,854 How are we going to get to it 239 00:08:52,854 --> 00:08:55,451 if it's all buried back in the trailer? 240 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,031 - It's sort of a catch 22 right now. 241 00:08:57,031 --> 00:09:00,321 But that problem is I can't get at that stuff 242 00:09:00,321 --> 00:09:02,031 until I can take stuff out, 243 00:09:02,031 --> 00:09:03,331 'cause I got so much stuff in there, 244 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:05,201 it's hard to get at it all. 245 00:09:05,201 --> 00:09:06,941 - If we move, I don't need the house 246 00:09:06,941 --> 00:09:09,511 being 100% Star Wars. 247 00:09:09,511 --> 00:09:11,861 We do need to have a happy compromise, 248 00:09:11,861 --> 00:09:12,751 you know this. 249 00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:14,031 - I know, I mean, it's not like 250 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,568 I'm gonna unload everything that's in the trailer 251 00:09:16,568 --> 00:09:18,544 and just dump it into the house. 252 00:09:19,481 --> 00:09:22,971 Yeah, eventually, we'll sell some stuff and... 253 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:24,831 - You think maybe Cris or Alphie 254 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,381 would go in on a table with us or something, 255 00:09:27,381 --> 00:09:28,214 at a show? 256 00:09:28,214 --> 00:09:29,047 - I know Cris would, 257 00:09:29,047 --> 00:09:30,481 he would definitely go in a table with us. 258 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:32,251 He's always selling (bleep). 259 00:09:32,251 --> 00:09:34,221 And I'm sure that'll make Michelle happy too, 260 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:36,541 just like it would make you happy. 261 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,861 - All right, that sounds much better. 262 00:09:38,861 --> 00:09:40,403 - And then I'll be able to not 263 00:09:40,403 --> 00:09:42,611 overwhelm you with Star Wars. 264 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:45,201 I mean, I probably will anyway. 265 00:09:45,201 --> 00:09:47,458 - You're really, really killin' me, you know that. 266 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,061 - I know I cause her a lot of stress 267 00:09:49,061 --> 00:09:50,001 with my hobbies. 268 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,541 I'm glad she finally calmed down about it. 269 00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:52,711 She always does eventually, 270 00:09:52,711 --> 00:09:55,151 but I know I put her through a lot. 271 00:09:55,151 --> 00:09:57,651 I'm sorry hun, I know... 272 00:09:57,651 --> 00:09:58,871 I know this is a little frustrating, 273 00:09:58,871 --> 00:10:00,181 I know this can be stressful. 274 00:10:00,181 --> 00:10:02,131 I promise you I will get it cleaned up, 275 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,691 and I'll try to de-clutter for you. 276 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:07,681 Will that help? 277 00:10:07,681 --> 00:10:08,583 - Yes. - Okay, okay. 278 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:09,416 - Yes, it helps. - I'm sorry. 279 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:10,249 I didn't mean to upset you. 280 00:10:10,249 --> 00:10:11,981 Eventually she always calms down. 281 00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:13,771 And I appreciate it, 282 00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:15,801 and I'm lucky to have her for it. 283 00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:18,801 (slow groovy music) 284 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,831 - So, I re-upped my reverend license 285 00:10:40,831 --> 00:10:42,601 with the church of Universal Light, 286 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,891 so I can perform weddings again. 287 00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:47,001 Right now, I'm spending a lot of time online 288 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,121 looking at real estate 289 00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:50,491 that I have absolutely no money to buy. 290 00:10:50,491 --> 00:10:51,911 I like to know what's out there. 291 00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:55,341 It turns out there are a lot of churches for sale, 292 00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:57,241 and hopefully one of 'em will be mine. 293 00:10:58,444 --> 00:11:00,271 - I got a piece of apple. 294 00:11:00,271 --> 00:11:02,157 - You got a piece of apple? 295 00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:03,021 - Piece... 296 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,271 - Oh, thank you. 297 00:11:05,271 --> 00:11:06,812 So I come, will you eat a apple? 298 00:11:06,812 --> 00:11:07,831 - Peel it. 299 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:08,664 - Yeah, we'll peel it. 300 00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:09,497 Okay, c'mon. 301 00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:10,429 Then I'll stop working a little 302 00:11:10,429 --> 00:11:11,729 and we'll go peel a apple. 303 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,881 - So, how's the church hunting going? 304 00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:18,521 - Uh, it seems to me that finding a church 305 00:11:18,521 --> 00:11:21,471 is not as easy as it seems. 306 00:11:21,471 --> 00:11:23,251 There's so many abandon ones, 307 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:24,831 but it takes a lot of money, 308 00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:26,751 people don't wanna give it to 309 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:30,971 something that's non-Christ related, you know. 310 00:11:30,971 --> 00:11:31,931 - Or they're in neighborhoods 311 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,571 that we don't wanna move. - Or they're like... 312 00:11:33,571 --> 00:11:36,121 Right, I found a convent that was around here, 313 00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:37,991 that they were almost giving away, 314 00:11:37,991 --> 00:11:40,631 but it's in a crappy neighborhood. 315 00:11:40,631 --> 00:11:42,681 And there's and plumbing. 316 00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:44,341 I'll be down I the basement. 317 00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:46,831 My basement is my man cave, 318 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,641 I guess is what other people would call it. 319 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,801 It's sort of my art dungeon. 320 00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:53,291 I go down there to smash stuff, paint stuff, 321 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,731 glue it back together, 322 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:57,032 make it weirder, make it normal again. 323 00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:59,261 (drill whining) 324 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,816 You know, whatever happens that day is what happens. 325 00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:04,983 (fun energetic music) 326 00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:09,490 (peppy orchestra music) 327 00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:13,561 - Hey, did you have fun at your party yesterday? 328 00:12:13,561 --> 00:12:16,301 - I did, thanks so much, again, 329 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:17,134 for throwin' it for me. 330 00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,421 I'm a little depressed that I'm 40. 331 00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:21,111 Turning 40 was... 332 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,091 Was very depressing for me, 333 00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:25,551 even though it was a day to 334 00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:27,971 celebrate Star Wars and 335 00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:30,251 the birthday of Frank Oz and myself. 336 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:32,911 It was sad when I turned 40. 337 00:12:32,911 --> 00:12:33,744 - Really? 338 00:12:33,744 --> 00:12:34,591 - Yeah, it was. 339 00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:35,584 I cried actually. 340 00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:38,982 I did. - It's just a number. 341 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,411 - I did, yeah. 342 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,741 - Usually, isn't it reversed that the girl is upset, 343 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:44,621 and the guy-- 344 00:12:44,621 --> 00:12:46,244 - Yeah, but I was raised by my mo, remember? 345 00:12:46,244 --> 00:12:47,327 I was raised by my mom - So, was I. 346 00:12:47,327 --> 00:12:48,160 - And my grandma, so. 347 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,681 It's what I get for growing up 348 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,514 without a dad. 349 00:12:50,514 --> 00:12:51,347 - I guess so. 350 00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:54,371 - And I'm depressed that Duffy didn't 351 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,204 make it to the party. 352 00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:57,511 I just a voice message from him 353 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,671 saying that he couldn't come, 354 00:12:58,671 --> 00:13:00,141 because he's actually working, 355 00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:01,000 believe it or not. 356 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,833 - Really? 357 00:13:04,873 --> 00:13:07,206 (chuckling) 358 00:13:23,026 --> 00:13:24,031 - Thanks again for the party, 359 00:13:24,031 --> 00:13:25,671 and the Legos. 360 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,244 - Your welcome. - You finally got me Legos, 361 00:13:27,244 --> 00:13:28,594 I been asking for those for years now. 362 00:13:28,594 --> 00:13:30,111 - I know, well, you're 40, 363 00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:32,891 so I figured, well, I probably should make you happy. 364 00:13:32,891 --> 00:13:36,321 - You did shower me with nice gifts, too. 365 00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:37,551 - I did. 366 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,151 Yes I did. 367 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,451 But I do have one more thing for you. 368 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,831 (mischievous music) 369 00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:45,241 - You do? - I do. 370 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,591 I have one last... 371 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,341 This is the last gift. 372 00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:50,631 - Oh my god, I think I have a feel... 373 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:52,174 I think I know what this is. 374 00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:55,427 I think I know what it is. 375 00:13:55,427 --> 00:13:56,347 (smacking kiss) 376 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:59,347 (mischievous music) 377 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:05,734 - Oh my god (laughing). 378 00:14:05,734 --> 00:14:06,901 That... 379 00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:07,894 That is awesome. 380 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,531 You got me the Death Star rug for the loft. 381 00:14:12,531 --> 00:14:14,381 - Yes I did, no more pee. 382 00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:15,819 - And if the dogs piss on this... 383 00:14:15,819 --> 00:14:17,271 (baby crying) 384 00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:20,031 If the dogs do pee on this rug again though, 385 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,431 I'm gonna send 'em to the spice mines of Kessel. 386 00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:26,171 They can't do that to the Death Star rug. 387 00:14:26,171 --> 00:14:27,122 Thank you. 388 00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:27,955 (smacking kiss) 389 00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:29,771 Thank you so much. - Your welcome. 390 00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,611 My birthday was awesome. 391 00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:33,241 My wife had a pig roast for me, 392 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,691 she got me Legos, 393 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:36,741 some cool Star Wars gifts. 394 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,021 I was really happy about that, 395 00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,771 'cause at my party, 396 00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:41,571 all's I got was booze, 397 00:14:41,571 --> 00:14:43,111 mostly. 398 00:14:43,111 --> 00:14:45,311 - So, what day is today? 399 00:14:45,311 --> 00:14:47,650 - Today is not my birthday. 400 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,887 (laughing) My birthday's on Monday. 401 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,412 - Oh, okay. 402 00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:51,971 - But to have everybody over here on Monday 403 00:14:51,971 --> 00:14:53,471 it wouldn't make a lotta sense. 404 00:14:53,471 --> 00:14:55,911 - When I turned 40, it didn't really bother me that much. 405 00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:56,791 I mean, we had a good part... 406 00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,721 We had a fun party, Star Wars stuff and everything, 407 00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:01,741 but, didn't really phase me as much as I thought it would. 408 00:15:01,741 --> 00:15:03,321 Cris really needs to calm down, 409 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:05,441 I mean, 40 is not that big of a deal. 410 00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:07,551 He's really making way too much of it. 411 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:09,241 - [Michelle] How old are we gonna be? 412 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,512 - [Cris] We're gonna be 40. 413 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:11,345 - [Michelle] Wow. 414 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,191 - He's got a special birthday badge and everything, 415 00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:14,941 in case he forgets. 416 00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:16,871 Yeah, in case he gets his mind wiped 417 00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,351 from all that booze. 418 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,888 - [Michelle] No shortage of alcohol there (laughing). 419 00:15:21,895 --> 00:15:23,861 - We got three bottles of wine, a bottle of rum, 420 00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:25,931 and a four pack of Iron Maiden beer. 421 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:28,321 - I can't believe all the booze 422 00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:31,011 he got as birthday presents. 423 00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:31,844 I mean, 424 00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:33,781 he's got a problem. 425 00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:35,152 - [Michelle] See that Darth Vader balloon? 426 00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:37,053 - It's in a brown bag, it came from the liquor store. 427 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,411 (laughing) 428 00:15:38,411 --> 00:15:40,441 - Straight from the store to you, brother. 429 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,274 One thing's for sure, 430 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,011 there's never a shortage of booze around Cris. 431 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,341 - Is that from you? 432 00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:47,059 - That one's not from me. 433 00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:48,188 I brought the Back to Black, 434 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:49,941 and we already drank it. 435 00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:51,931 - Why would anybody get me 436 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,054 all this booze? 437 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,898 (mischievous music) 438 00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:57,218 Ah! 439 00:15:57,218 --> 00:15:59,131 A gift card for booze. - [Sean] Gift card 440 00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:00,431 for more booze (laughing). 441 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,451 - I am starting to get a little disappointed 442 00:16:04,451 --> 00:16:06,101 with all the alcohol gifts. 443 00:16:06,101 --> 00:16:08,841 I always like, and look forward to, 444 00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,691 the sentimental Star Wars gifts. 445 00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:12,771 - [Sean] It's just a hunch, Cris, 446 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,041 but I think they got your number, 447 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,681 and I also think you might have a problem. 448 00:16:15,681 --> 00:16:17,931 - Sean should really make like Lando, 449 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,181 and worry about his own problems, 450 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:21,573 and not point the finger at me. 451 00:16:21,573 --> 00:16:23,342 (mischievous music) 452 00:16:23,342 --> 00:16:24,281 (laughing) 453 00:16:24,281 --> 00:16:27,491 Ah, something tells me there's booze inside this box. 454 00:16:27,491 --> 00:16:28,891 I don't know why everybody keeps getting me 455 00:16:28,891 --> 00:16:29,724 all this booze. 456 00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,721 Don't they know I like Star Wars too? 457 00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:34,016 Voodoo Vader. 458 00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:34,965 (laughing) 459 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,381 - [Sean] (laughing) They spelled Vader wrong. 460 00:16:36,381 --> 00:16:37,214 - They did, 461 00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,608 for copyrights. 462 00:16:38,608 --> 00:16:40,930 (laughing) 463 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,985 Oh (bleep), it's got... 464 00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:46,141 There's a hodge podge... 465 00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:48,611 - [Sean] It's full of beers. - Beers, yeah. 466 00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:50,041 - [Sean] In a Cubs box. 467 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,661 How creative, - It was. 468 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:53,141 My wife's happy about all the booze, 469 00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:54,711 because it's gonna be consumed, 470 00:16:54,711 --> 00:16:56,983 so it's not gonna take up an space in the house. 471 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,201 - [Michelle] How 'bout Hello Kitty, 472 00:16:58,201 --> 00:16:59,231 let's see what's in there. 473 00:16:59,231 --> 00:17:00,104 Hello Kitty. 474 00:17:01,631 --> 00:17:03,194 - Hello Kitty Christmas paper? 475 00:17:04,431 --> 00:17:05,324 How thoughtful. 476 00:17:06,391 --> 00:17:07,224 Couldn't they have used 477 00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:09,151 Star Wars Christmas paper? 478 00:17:09,151 --> 00:17:11,046 It better be a star Wars gift. 479 00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:12,391 (fun energetic music) 480 00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:13,644 I don't have these. 481 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,721 - [Michelle] Oh, wow. 482 00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:16,601 - [Sean] Giant Pez. 483 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,751 - I never got those. 484 00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:20,441 Finally. 485 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,041 Finally the Star Wars gifts. 486 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,701 - So, what it's Yoda or Vader? 487 00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:25,684 - [Friend] Like there's a weird story... 488 00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:26,799 - [Michelle] It's Vader. - [Sean] Vader. 489 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:29,124 - Or a Storm Trooper. 490 00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:30,224 Okay. (laughing) 491 00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:32,831 - [Sean] I don't think they make a Storm Trooper. 492 00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:34,051 - No? - [Sean] I only ever seen 493 00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:34,884 Yoda... 494 00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:37,881 George, that one I have, 495 00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:38,781 Think there's a gold one at my house. 496 00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:40,261 - [George] You don't have those? 497 00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:41,981 - No, no. - [Sean] Nice. 498 00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,401 So I thought it'll be nice 499 00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:45,941 to surprise Cris with the Tampa Bay Rey's helmet 500 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:46,791 for his 40th birthday, 501 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:47,971 because I mean, I don't know, honestly, 502 00:17:47,971 --> 00:17:49,691 he's been nagging me to death 503 00:17:49,691 --> 00:17:51,347 to get this thing made for him. 504 00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:52,324 - Oh, is this it? 505 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,019 - [Sean] Maybe. 506 00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:57,441 - [George] Oh, man, look at that. 507 00:17:57,441 --> 00:17:58,753 - Oh, that's (bleep) beautiful. 508 00:17:58,753 --> 00:18:00,011 - [George] Oh, that's awesome. 509 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,241 - I freaked when I got that helmet. 510 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,851 Now, I need a Cubs one. 511 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,451 That is (bleep) bad ass. 512 00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:07,761 - [Sean] A new mashup is born. 513 00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:08,861 Well, he better enjoy it 514 00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:11,671 after the rush I put on making this thing for him. 515 00:18:11,671 --> 00:18:12,516 - Who made that? 516 00:18:12,516 --> 00:18:14,305 - [Sean] Hold it up. 517 00:18:14,305 --> 00:18:15,138 (laughing) 518 00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:16,632 - [George] That is bad ass. 519 00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:18,623 - [Michelle] Awesome. 520 00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:19,521 Nice. 521 00:18:19,521 --> 00:18:20,801 - Now do you mold the helmets? 522 00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,441 - Yeah, it makes me feel good that he likes the helmet, 523 00:18:23,441 --> 00:18:24,761 because, I mean really, 524 00:18:24,761 --> 00:18:26,411 I do put a lot of effort in these things, 525 00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:28,774 and it's nice to see people appreciate it. 526 00:18:30,221 --> 00:18:32,158 - Even on the back I put them... 527 00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:35,581 - Yeah that works, that was a nice, nice touch. 528 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,931 - I was expecting Sean to give me 529 00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,971 a little something more, 530 00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,991 because I did buy that helmet, 531 00:18:40,991 --> 00:18:43,031 so all's he did was really paint it, 532 00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:45,881 and slap the patches on. 533 00:18:45,881 --> 00:18:48,041 But it's still a really, really nice 534 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:48,874 cool gift. 535 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,561 - Well, it's official, he is now a pert of the tribe. 536 00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:56,201 - Hey, I saw Sean made this for you. 537 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,631 Are you getting a new costume? 538 00:18:58,631 --> 00:19:01,501 - Yeah, I think I got something in the works, 539 00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:02,334 finally. 540 00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:05,381 Sean's kinda suckered me into the whole 541 00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:07,131 Man-a-loo-ee and mashup thing. 542 00:19:07,131 --> 00:19:08,481 - That wasn't even your thing. 543 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,221 That was the one thing with Star Wars you weren't into. 544 00:19:12,221 --> 00:19:13,751 - If Cris tells his wife 545 00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:15,801 that I forced him into being a mashup, 546 00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:18,821 he is definitely telling a little white lie. 547 00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:20,981 Cris definitely didn't need any push from me 548 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:23,071 to take the step into that larger world. 549 00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:24,461 - Sean's kind of... 550 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,825 He kinda peddled the mashups on me. 551 00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:29,531 He kind of forced me into it, I guess. 552 00:19:29,531 --> 00:19:31,321 - I highly doubt that. 553 00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:34,191 - [Narrator] Next time on The Real Fans Of The Saga. 554 00:19:34,191 --> 00:19:35,211 - Hey, man, where are you? 555 00:19:35,211 --> 00:19:36,044 - [Phone] Dude, I'm only five minutes away, 556 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,531 I got stuck at the bank, 557 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:39,901 so I'll be there really soon, okay? 558 00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,901 - Yeah, you said that like 20 minutes ago. 559 00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:43,061 - I know, I know, I know, I know. 560 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:45,051 - Okay, man, I'm on my third beer already. 561 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,781 - Cris is calling me, he's already had three beers, 562 00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:49,621 I can not get off this conference call. 563 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,101 - So, I was at John's house yesterday. 564 00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:52,934 - Oh, you were? 565 00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,521 - He's got a lotta stuff, man. 566 00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,321 He's got more than you and me combined. 567 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,222 - Uh, 10 times removed. 568 00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,331 (laughing) 569 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,164 They should do a new show 570 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,711 called Star Wars Hoarders. 571 00:20:00,711 --> 00:20:03,751 - [Cris] Today we are going to Star Wars Days 572 00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,351 in Joliet Illinois. 573 00:20:05,351 --> 00:20:07,891 I'm super excited to see how Danni takes 574 00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:08,901 all of this in. 575 00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:10,181 - Star Wars is the original, 576 00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:11,381 but I always thought Empire... 577 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,081 I think Empire's my favorite. 578 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,688 - [Wife] Don't talk Ewok. 579 00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:15,521 - No Ewok. 580 00:20:15,521 --> 00:20:17,802 - Commercial has been at it's worse. 581 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,701 - Unless she wants an Ewok, then... 582 00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:20,911 You want an Ewok? 583 00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:22,221 No? - [Wife] (laughing) No. 584 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,951 - The trailer, it's a good or bd thing right now. 585 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,351 The good thing is it gives me a place 586 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,211 to put all my stuff, 587 00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,361 since we can't squeeze it all in our condo. 588 00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:32,089 (deep bass music)