1 00:00:00,441 --> 00:00:03,301 - [Narrator] Previously, on "The Real Fans of the Saga". 2 00:00:03,301 --> 00:00:05,651 - So I re-upped to my reverend license 3 00:00:05,651 --> 00:00:07,401 with the Church of Universal Light, 4 00:00:07,401 --> 00:00:09,301 so I can perform weddings again, 5 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,811 and right now I'm spending a lot of time online 6 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:12,931 looking at real estate 7 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:15,291 that I have absolutely no money to buy. 8 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,891 - [Michelle] How old are we gonna be? 9 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:17,781 - [Cris] We're gonna be 40! 10 00:00:17,781 --> 00:00:20,181 - I can't believe all the booze 11 00:00:20,181 --> 00:00:22,411 he got as birthday presents. 12 00:00:22,411 --> 00:00:23,431 He's got a problem. 13 00:00:23,431 --> 00:00:25,691 - Sean should really make like Lando, 14 00:00:25,691 --> 00:00:27,941 and worry about his own problems. 15 00:00:27,941 --> 00:00:29,721 And not point the finger at me. 16 00:00:29,721 --> 00:00:32,321 - [Woman] I just got off of work, and now this mess. 17 00:00:34,211 --> 00:00:35,901 - We got Cris's birthday coming up. 18 00:00:35,901 --> 00:00:39,321 I started working on his Tampa Bay Ray's helmet. 19 00:00:39,321 --> 00:00:41,094 - What's this other (beep) now? 20 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:44,391 - Well, I mean, we got the Joliet days coming up 21 00:00:44,391 --> 00:00:47,691 and I wanted to make sure that I had everything ready 22 00:00:47,691 --> 00:00:49,451 on the Blackhawks, as well. 23 00:00:49,451 --> 00:00:50,541 - I know, but you're killing me. 24 00:00:50,541 --> 00:00:52,231 It's just like (sigh) 25 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:54,564 one mess on top of another mess. 26 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:59,161 (upbeat music) 27 00:00:59,161 --> 00:01:01,221 - [Cris] My love for Star Wars is big. 28 00:01:01,221 --> 00:01:03,284 And so is my collection. 29 00:01:08,051 --> 00:01:10,111 - [Beau] Some people lean towards the light side, 30 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,771 others the dark side. 31 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,171 I'm somewhere in the middle. 32 00:01:14,602 --> 00:01:17,185 (upbeat music) 33 00:01:18,451 --> 00:01:20,081 - [Alphie] I know kung fu 34 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,544 and the force is strong in my family. 35 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:26,563 (upbeat music) 36 00:01:28,971 --> 00:01:30,821 - [Sean] Star Wars is everywhere 37 00:01:30,821 --> 00:01:32,259 and so am I. 38 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,842 (upbeat music) 39 00:01:51,191 --> 00:01:55,621 - Today we are going to Star Wars Days in Joliet, Illinois. 40 00:01:55,621 --> 00:01:57,501 A very, very cool family event. 41 00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:59,091 It will be Dani's first time. 42 00:01:59,091 --> 00:02:01,521 Are we ready to go? - We are. 43 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,051 - I'm super excited to see how Dani takes 44 00:02:04,051 --> 00:02:05,311 all of this in. 45 00:02:05,311 --> 00:02:07,595 - [Man] Let's give them all a big hand, everybody. 46 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,553 Bill Foster! 47 00:02:08,553 --> 00:02:09,760 (applause) 48 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,781 - Thank you, sir. 49 00:02:10,781 --> 00:02:12,641 Welcome, thank you all. 50 00:02:12,641 --> 00:02:13,474 Thank you all. 51 00:02:13,474 --> 00:02:14,581 Good morning, everyone. 52 00:02:14,581 --> 00:02:17,311 I understand that these days Congress is about 53 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:21,991 as popular as the Imperial Senate under Lord Palpatine 54 00:02:21,991 --> 00:02:23,984 or, maybe, Jar Jar Binks. 55 00:02:24,951 --> 00:02:26,521 - That's kind of odd for a politician 56 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,691 with a sense of humor. 57 00:02:27,691 --> 00:02:28,991 He mentioned Jar Jar. 58 00:02:28,991 --> 00:02:30,671 He hated Jar Jar. 59 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:31,911 - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:31,911 --> 00:02:35,191 - Since the movies first came out in the 1970s 61 00:02:35,191 --> 00:02:37,911 thousands of young men and women have been inspired 62 00:02:37,911 --> 00:02:40,081 by the images they saw on the screen 63 00:02:40,081 --> 00:02:42,881 and decided to make something real in the world. 64 00:02:42,881 --> 00:02:46,201 And although we do not yet have lightsabers 65 00:02:46,201 --> 00:02:47,771 and hyperspace travel, 66 00:02:47,771 --> 00:02:50,501 as long as future generations are inspired to 67 00:02:50,501 --> 00:02:52,081 dream and to create, 68 00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:54,951 the future is as bright as the two suns of Tatooine. 69 00:02:54,951 --> 00:02:58,547 I thank you all, and may the force be with you. 70 00:02:58,547 --> 00:03:01,159 (applause) 71 00:03:01,159 --> 00:03:02,711 - The place is pretty cool, 72 00:03:02,711 --> 00:03:05,761 but it is a little overwhelming and scary. 73 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:08,931 Some of the costumes are a little frightening for the kids. 74 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:10,291 Or for me. 75 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:14,591 But it was, it's a fun family event for sure. 76 00:03:14,591 --> 00:03:17,063 - You should see Star Wars celebration. 77 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,820 - I don't know if I want to. 78 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,333 Look at that crazy guy over there. 79 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,603 What is that? 80 00:03:21,603 --> 00:03:22,878 What is that? 81 00:03:22,878 --> 00:03:25,461 (upbeat music) 82 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,411 - Gonna make an attempt to crash the parade. 83 00:03:28,411 --> 00:03:29,952 I wasn't invited to be a part of it, 84 00:03:29,952 --> 00:03:31,482 but I'm gonna sneak in. 85 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:34,762 (whistle blowing) 86 00:03:34,762 --> 00:03:37,929 (marching band music) 87 00:03:42,761 --> 00:03:45,671 - This was my first parade in one of my costumes, 88 00:03:45,671 --> 00:03:46,504 so it was cool. 89 00:03:48,101 --> 00:03:50,529 There was no way they were not gonna let me in. 90 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:53,696 (marching band music) 91 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:15,874 - Okay. 92 00:04:15,874 --> 00:04:17,311 Will you believe I have a Wookiee 93 00:04:17,311 --> 00:04:19,071 that can sing in Punjabi? 94 00:04:19,071 --> 00:04:20,401 And now you can, too. 95 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:23,857 - The Klingon Band is very, very interesting. 96 00:04:23,857 --> 00:04:24,752 ♪ In my face ♪ 97 00:04:24,752 --> 00:04:27,102 ♪ Gonna put you in my belly ♪ 98 00:04:27,102 --> 00:04:28,918 ♪ In the hut ♪ 99 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:31,913 ♪ In the hut ♪ 100 00:04:31,913 --> 00:04:34,941 - It's very interesting when Star Wars and Star Trek kinda 101 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:38,053 collide like that. 102 00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:40,414 ♪ Gonna put you in the hut ♪ 103 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:45,081 ♪ Put you in the hut ♪ 104 00:04:50,486 --> 00:04:52,903 (vocalizing) 105 00:04:57,035 --> 00:05:00,201 ♪ I'm gonna eat you up ♪ 106 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:03,431 - So there's a band with a Klingon and a Wookiee 107 00:05:03,431 --> 00:05:04,971 and I'm very impressed. 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,765 It was really cool. 109 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,345 ♪ Gonna put you in my face ♪ 110 00:05:08,345 --> 00:05:10,864 ♪ Gonna put you in my belly ♪ 111 00:05:10,864 --> 00:05:12,483 ♪ In the hut ♪ 112 00:05:12,483 --> 00:05:14,068 ♪ In the hut ♪ 113 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:16,143 ♪ Gonna put you in my hut ♪ 114 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:17,863 ♪ Put you in the hut ♪ 115 00:05:17,863 --> 00:05:18,888 - Get you in my belly, get you-- 116 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,221 - In my hut 117 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,671 - [Both] Get you in my belly. 118 00:05:23,661 --> 00:05:24,771 - Yeah, gotta do it that way. 119 00:05:24,771 --> 00:05:25,738 Gotta get the uh. 120 00:05:26,811 --> 00:05:27,911 And then they go, huh! 121 00:05:30,835 --> 00:05:33,252 (vocalizing) 122 00:05:41,986 --> 00:05:43,551 ♪ Put you in my face ♪ 123 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,965 ♪ Gonna put you in my belly ♪ 124 00:05:45,965 --> 00:05:47,621 ♪ In the hut ♪ 125 00:05:47,621 --> 00:05:49,346 ♪ In the hut ♪ 126 00:05:49,346 --> 00:05:51,279 ♪ Gonna put you in my hut ♪ 127 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,961 ♪ Put you in the hut ♪ 128 00:05:54,961 --> 00:05:57,378 (vocalizing) 129 00:06:08,844 --> 00:06:11,094 (applause) 130 00:06:14,419 --> 00:06:15,419 - Thank you. 131 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:19,201 We are the Klingon Music Project. 132 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:21,651 Unfortunately, we had a Klingon drummer, 133 00:06:21,651 --> 00:06:23,541 but he had a gig in Nashville, 134 00:06:23,541 --> 00:06:25,734 so we've got Ron Solo on the drums. 135 00:06:26,903 --> 00:06:28,841 (applause) 136 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:32,514 Our Klingon cellist had a bad case of Tark fever, 137 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,861 so we have a Wookiee cellist standing in. 138 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:39,254 (applause) 139 00:06:39,254 --> 00:06:40,871 - Dani's taking it all in pretty well 140 00:06:40,871 --> 00:06:45,483 and she seems to really enjoy herself. 141 00:06:45,483 --> 00:06:50,227 - It's actually her first photo with a Star Wars character. 142 00:06:50,227 --> 00:06:53,308 It's kinda strange that her first photo with a 143 00:06:53,308 --> 00:06:56,241 Star Wars character is a Tusken Raider. 144 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,074 It's kinda cool. 145 00:06:57,074 --> 00:06:59,034 That was the first character that I remember seeing 146 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:01,681 from the original Star Wars trailer. 147 00:07:01,681 --> 00:07:04,361 - I thought it was neat to see that she wasn't afraid. 148 00:07:04,361 --> 00:07:05,194 At all. 149 00:07:05,194 --> 00:07:06,444 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Not at all. 150 00:07:06,444 --> 00:07:07,941 - [Cris] That was cool. 151 00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:09,951 - She is not afraid of any of the costumes. 152 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:12,938 - You are, but she's not. - I am, but she's not. 153 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:17,068 - [Cris] No, that's not a bong, that's a vase. 154 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:17,901 - Are you sure? 155 00:07:17,901 --> 00:07:18,736 - Yes, I'm sure. 156 00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:21,021 That vase does look like a bong, 157 00:07:21,021 --> 00:07:23,291 but it's not what... 158 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:24,791 Sigma was the name of the company 159 00:07:24,791 --> 00:07:28,241 that made that stuff in 1982, 83? 160 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:29,701 - They made bongs back then. 161 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:32,001 - Yeah, but the bong was not part of the 162 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:33,971 Sigma Star Wars line, I'm afraid. 163 00:07:33,971 --> 00:07:36,031 - Okay, well, it looked like a bong. 164 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:38,021 - I had that game when... 165 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:39,794 God, they want $100 for that game. 166 00:07:40,781 --> 00:07:43,014 I used to play that with my dad, that one there. 167 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:44,871 When I sell my stuff, 168 00:07:44,871 --> 00:07:48,321 I don't charge these crazy, ridiculous dealer prices. 169 00:07:48,321 --> 00:07:50,091 Everything is so overpriced here. 170 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:52,001 It boggles my mind. 171 00:07:52,001 --> 00:07:53,961 I mean, this is a family event. 172 00:07:53,961 --> 00:07:56,461 The kids aren't gonna spend that kind of money on stuff. 173 00:07:56,461 --> 00:07:59,221 I know I wouldn't buy my kid all that stuff. 174 00:07:59,221 --> 00:08:00,381 - But you know the prices. 175 00:08:00,381 --> 00:08:02,032 These people don't. 176 00:08:02,032 --> 00:08:05,281 (upbeat music) 177 00:08:05,281 --> 00:08:07,721 - This is the kinda thing that is so much more fun 178 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,564 that I have Cora with me. 179 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:10,844 I am so glad to have her with me. 180 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:14,481 It's a family event to begin with. 181 00:08:14,481 --> 00:08:16,461 Cora's having such a great time. 182 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:19,131 The Star Wars parade is her favorite thing. 183 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:22,014 I have a funny feeling we'll have to come every year. 184 00:08:25,431 --> 00:08:29,761 So I just add a little intensity to the stroller. 185 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:33,193 I added my R2-D2 cassette deck. 186 00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:35,360 (howling) 187 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:38,821 Sounds a little bit more like an owl, doesn't it? 188 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:43,161 Some of the effects on this cheap cassette deck 189 00:08:43,161 --> 00:08:44,441 sound more like an owl 190 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,931 or a bird hooting or something than R2-D2. 191 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:48,411 But, you know, 192 00:08:48,411 --> 00:08:50,298 made in Taiwan, what are you gonna do? 193 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:52,886 Alright, you be in charge of R2. 194 00:08:52,886 --> 00:08:54,341 (R2-D2 beeping) 195 00:08:54,341 --> 00:08:57,121 - Beau is totally the Watto of the bunch. 196 00:08:57,121 --> 00:09:00,621 He is pedaling his 197 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:03,794 ouija board artwork out of the stroller. 198 00:09:05,983 --> 00:09:09,938 - I lost my oija board. 199 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,634 That's all right, it's alright. 200 00:09:13,634 --> 00:09:16,111 People are a little creeped out by it. 201 00:09:16,111 --> 00:09:17,601 - He's scaring everybody. 202 00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:18,626 - He was. 203 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,709 (laughs) 204 00:09:23,071 --> 00:09:25,180 - I have been trying to sell the ouija boards 205 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:26,101 from the stroller, but people are like, 206 00:09:26,101 --> 00:09:27,917 "No, that's okay." 207 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,091 (laughs) 208 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:32,681 I brought some copies of my Star Wars ouija board out 209 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:34,751 to see if anyone wanted to buy it. 210 00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:37,451 I was just selling them to see if anyone wanted one, 211 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,571 but mostly people were kinda freaked out by it. 212 00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:41,720 - Can I marry you? 213 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,624 Do you want a ouija board? 214 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:44,818 Just go see Beau Glazar. 215 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,118 - Yeah. 216 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,968 - And all your troubles will go away. 217 00:09:50,531 --> 00:09:51,561 - It's a hot day. 218 00:09:51,561 --> 00:09:53,101 It's always hot wearing these costumes, 219 00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:55,052 but at this point, I'm used to it. 220 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,011 - [Passerby] Can we get a picture? 221 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:56,844 - Yeah. 222 00:09:58,161 --> 00:10:01,341 After the parade, I got stuck on this one street corner 223 00:10:01,341 --> 00:10:03,971 and there was a line of people waiting to get their picture 224 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,181 with Black Hawk. 225 00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:07,411 Boba Fett, Boba Black Hawk. 226 00:10:07,411 --> 00:10:09,994 (upbeat music) 227 00:10:22,401 --> 00:10:23,901 It was really cool. 228 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:27,311 I actually felt like one of those characters 229 00:10:27,311 --> 00:10:29,871 you see at Disney World getting their pictures 230 00:10:29,871 --> 00:10:31,524 where you got a line of people. 231 00:10:32,727 --> 00:10:33,848 - [Man] One, two, three. 232 00:10:33,848 --> 00:10:34,765 - Go Hawks! 233 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,831 - I felt like I must've been standing there for 234 00:10:37,831 --> 00:10:39,461 close to two-and-a-half hours. 235 00:10:39,461 --> 00:10:42,091 I mean, I kept trying to move to different spots, 236 00:10:42,091 --> 00:10:44,441 but the line was so long with people 237 00:10:44,441 --> 00:10:46,271 and you know, I'd hate to have 238 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,111 anybody walk away disappointed 239 00:10:48,111 --> 00:10:50,621 that they didn't get a picture with me. 240 00:10:50,621 --> 00:10:51,951 - Hey, man, what is this? 241 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,934 - [Beau] R2-D2 tape deck. 242 00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:56,161 Some old live Deep Purple. 243 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:58,343 - [Cris] I was gonna say, it sounds like Deep Purple, man. 244 00:10:58,343 --> 00:10:59,191 (laughing) 245 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,024 That's awesome. 246 00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:01,031 - I just grabbed a handful of cassettes, 247 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:03,611 like look, there's a Deep Purple in there and-- 248 00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:04,824 - [Cris] That's awesome. 249 00:11:04,824 --> 00:11:06,961 - Think we got some Celtic Frost. 250 00:11:06,961 --> 00:11:07,794 - [Cris] Nice! 251 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,671 - White Zombie. 252 00:11:09,671 --> 00:11:11,031 - I still think, you know, 253 00:11:11,031 --> 00:11:13,971 we need to start a Star Wars band together. 254 00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:14,871 That would be fun. 255 00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,771 - Get you in my hut, 256 00:11:17,771 --> 00:11:19,431 I get you in my belly. 257 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:20,872 - We can cover that song. 258 00:11:20,872 --> 00:11:21,894 - Get you in my hut. 259 00:11:21,894 --> 00:11:23,671 - [Both] Get you in my belly. 260 00:11:23,671 --> 00:11:26,741 - This is the mission statement about the church. 261 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,851 Remember I told you about the church? 262 00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:32,421 - So I've got this idea on 263 00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:35,571 having a Jedi church 264 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:38,131 or a Jedi temple here in Illinois. 265 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,891 And I think it could be a wedding facility, 266 00:11:40,891 --> 00:11:41,851 all around 267 00:11:42,941 --> 00:11:46,608 library of science fiction and fun. 268 00:11:46,608 --> 00:11:47,441 Four lots. 269 00:11:48,276 --> 00:11:50,248 One hundred and ninety thousand. 270 00:11:50,248 --> 00:11:52,308 And it was like, finance now, must go. 271 00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:55,078 And it had a little button, click here to finance. 272 00:11:55,078 --> 00:11:56,562 It was probably last minute 273 00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:58,086 - One hundred and ninety thousand? 274 00:11:58,086 --> 00:11:59,001 - Yeah, but it's in the hood. 275 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:00,681 I wrote up a mission statement 276 00:12:00,681 --> 00:12:02,951 to kind of explain my idea to Cris 277 00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:06,421 about having the first Jedi temple in Illinois. 278 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,231 Cris would be the first person I would talk to about this 279 00:12:09,231 --> 00:12:13,091 because he seems like someone that could help me get it done 280 00:12:13,091 --> 00:12:14,761 or would be into the idea. 281 00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:18,251 - Beau still wants me to be a part of this 282 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,151 Jedi temple church and I just, 283 00:12:20,151 --> 00:12:23,831 I don't want to be responsible for leading a... 284 00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:25,151 I don't want to be responsible for leading 285 00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:27,491 a Star Wars religious cult. 286 00:12:27,491 --> 00:12:29,431 He doesn't mind, 287 00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:30,901 But I don't want to be part of that. 288 00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:32,301 - Of course he doesn't mind. 289 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:37,311 - [Cris] This one almost looks very Mayan, you know. 290 00:12:37,311 --> 00:12:38,531 - [Beau] Well, it's Egyptian. 291 00:12:38,531 --> 00:12:39,364 - Egyptian, okay. 292 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:41,761 - I don't know how I would feel about you being 293 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,471 a part of that really. 294 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,304 I don't know. 295 00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:45,141 I would not... 296 00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:48,016 I don't think you would make a very good church person. 297 00:12:48,016 --> 00:12:49,481 (laughs) 298 00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:50,314 I just don't. 299 00:12:50,314 --> 00:12:52,464 - I wouldn't make a good church person, but Beau would. 300 00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:54,281 I would be like the angry reverend. 301 00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:55,114 - Yeah. 302 00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:56,341 - Everybody would be afraid of me. 303 00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:59,083 - They would be like, here, take a Xanax, relax. 304 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,096 (laughing) 305 00:13:01,096 --> 00:13:03,679 (upbeat music) 306 00:13:16,941 --> 00:13:19,091 - It's a short day at the office and my friend Cris 307 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,924 wants to have lunch with me and it's always 308 00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:24,811 a short day when someone wants to talk Star Wars. 309 00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:26,641 I have choice, do I stay at the office 310 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:28,181 or have lunch with Cris? 311 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:29,844 And I'll always have lunch with Cris. 312 00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:34,280 (upbeat music) 313 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,151 - I'm starting to worry about Alphie. 314 00:13:44,151 --> 00:13:46,181 I've been here for a long time. 315 00:13:46,181 --> 00:13:47,041 A long time. 316 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:49,801 Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 317 00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,731 - I don't feel bad that Cris is waiting for me 318 00:13:53,761 --> 00:13:55,609 because we're always waiting for him. 319 00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:57,079 (phone ringing) 320 00:13:57,079 --> 00:13:57,912 - [Alphie] Hello? 321 00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,571 - Hey, man, where are you? 322 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,618 - [Alphie] Dude, I'm about five minutes away. 323 00:14:01,618 --> 00:14:03,901 I got stuck at the bank, so I'll be there really soon, okay? 324 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:05,911 - Yeah, you said that like 20 minutes ago. 325 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,211 - I know, I know, I know, I know. 326 00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:08,311 I'll be there, I'll be there, I'm on my way. 327 00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:10,151 I'll be there, like seriously I'm on Riando Road. 328 00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:11,451 I'll be there like in five minutes. 329 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,811 - Okay, man. 330 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,038 I'm on my third beer already. 331 00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:15,394 - Okay. - Alright, see ya. 332 00:14:15,394 --> 00:14:17,521 - [Waitress] This is two hearted ale, so. 333 00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:19,101 - Okay, thank you very much. 334 00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:19,934 Thank you. 335 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:22,971 Okay, good, thank you. 336 00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:24,671 - Cris is drinking, he'll be fine. 337 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,031 (lawnmower whirring) 338 00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:31,171 - [Phone] Please wait for your conference to begin. 339 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,761 - I hate conference calls. 340 00:14:32,761 --> 00:14:34,291 - Alphie? - Yeah, I'm here. 341 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,371 I'm going on mute. 342 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:36,204 Cris is calling me. 343 00:14:36,204 --> 00:14:37,091 He's already had three beers. 344 00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:40,221 I cannot get off this conference call. 345 00:14:40,221 --> 00:14:42,091 - [Man Over Phone] Lot of things to cover. 346 00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:43,664 Should take about 30 minutes. 347 00:14:44,815 --> 00:14:47,117 It's being discussed, but it'll be-- 348 00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:48,641 - [Alphie] What's up man, what's going on man? 349 00:14:48,641 --> 00:14:50,081 Sorry, I'm on a conference call. 350 00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:52,390 I'm on mute though, so you can (yells). 351 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,532 (laughing) 352 00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:55,541 - La, la, la, la, la. 353 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,601 He finally shows up. 354 00:14:57,601 --> 00:14:59,654 Now he's on a conference call. 355 00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:02,074 How rude. 356 00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:06,541 Who meets a friend for lunch and sits on the phone 357 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:07,941 while doing a business call? 358 00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:10,504 Seriously? 359 00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:14,207 (upbeat music) 360 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:21,811 - I hate being on conference calls when I'm in a hurry 361 00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:23,511 and I have to go meet somebody else to do something 362 00:15:23,511 --> 00:15:25,541 because they don't know that I'm actually going somewhere. 363 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,941 Man, these conference calls are killing me, man. 364 00:15:30,111 --> 00:15:30,944 - Thank you very much, 365 00:15:30,944 --> 00:15:32,631 and can you please bring me some ketchup? 366 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,211 - Ketchup, you got it. - Yes, thank you. 367 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:36,459 You're still on a conference call, man? 368 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:37,453 - Yeah, I'm on a conference call. 369 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,841 They won't shut up. 370 00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:40,271 Damn. 371 00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:41,631 Is this good for diabetics? 372 00:15:41,631 --> 00:15:43,681 (Cris laughs) 373 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,101 - This is right up Sean's alley, man. 374 00:15:45,101 --> 00:15:46,201 Oh, this is good, man. 375 00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:48,831 - It looks good. - That's Monte Cristo's. 376 00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:49,791 - I thought it would be a sandwich. 377 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,101 It looks like a giant-- 378 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,852 - Donut! - Donut or something. 379 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,031 (laughs) 380 00:15:54,031 --> 00:15:54,864 Yeah. 381 00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:56,991 - So I was at Sean's house yesterday. 382 00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:57,824 - Oh, you were? 383 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,151 - He's got a lot of stuff, man. 384 00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:01,531 He's got (laughs). 385 00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:04,551 - Sean has more stuff than Cris and I combined 386 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:05,841 three times removed. 387 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,791 - He's got more than me and you combined. 388 00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:10,491 - You know, you have a basement and I got a den, 389 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,371 couple boxes. 390 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,581 He has a trailer. 391 00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:14,141 - Well, I do have a basement and a loft. 392 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,091 - Right, but, you don't have a trailer. 393 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,491 - Sean is a hoarder. 394 00:16:17,491 --> 00:16:18,801 I'm a collector. 395 00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:20,236 And he doesn't want to sell it. 396 00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:21,981 At least me and you got a table for the toy show. 397 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,171 - [Alphie] Yeah. 398 00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:24,004 - You know, he doesn't want to-- 399 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:26,279 - They should do a new show called Star Wars Hoarders. 400 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,921 (Cris laughs) 401 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,754 - He would be a-- 402 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,641 - He'll buy stuff and then sock it away and then 403 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,861 he'll forget that he even has it. 404 00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:34,624 - Last time I bought something, yesterday. 405 00:16:35,613 --> 00:16:38,224 (typing) 406 00:16:38,224 --> 00:16:40,807 (upbeat music) 407 00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:47,624 Sweet! 408 00:16:48,661 --> 00:16:53,661 I paid $220 for a vintage Luke Skywalker stormtrooper 409 00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:57,721 on a bad card, damaged card. 410 00:16:57,721 --> 00:16:58,981 - For how much? 411 00:16:58,981 --> 00:16:59,891 - 220. 412 00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:01,191 - [Alphie] Ow, wow. 413 00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:02,261 - And I'm gonna open it. 414 00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:04,861 It's kinda weird that some collectors, they sell stuff, 415 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:07,321 but they'll lower the price when it's going to a good home. 416 00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:08,541 - Yeah, if they think you're a chooch, 417 00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,251 they may not want to sell it to you. 418 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:11,084 - Yeah, like if I was gonna turn that around 419 00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:12,441 and sell it 500 bucks, 420 00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:14,381 which it's probably worth, but not after I open it. 421 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,811 - [Alphie] Are you an opener? 422 00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:19,180 - Well, with this, I can't find it mint. 423 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,651 You know, so I figured, I'd find it on a damaged card. 424 00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:23,484 Have you ever opened a vintage card before? 425 00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:24,911 - Let me tell you a story. 426 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,591 I was at the toy show, 427 00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:28,551 and you know I collect those Micro Machines, you know. 428 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:31,602 The Star Wars Action Fleet Micro Machines. 429 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:32,531 - Yeah, yeah. 430 00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:35,751 - And they have a droid set, okay. 431 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:37,121 Very hard to find 432 00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,221 because there's two different layouts of the droids. 433 00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:41,251 So I found the one that I needed 434 00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:43,084 and I saw it and I saw the vendor and I went, 435 00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:43,917 hey, can I buy this? 436 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:44,831 I said, how much? 437 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,181 About 20 bucks. 438 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:47,101 I'm like, okay, cool. 439 00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:48,481 And you know I'm an opener, right? 440 00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:49,426 - Yeah, yeah. 441 00:17:49,426 --> 00:17:53,861 - And they're like, you just see this...really? 442 00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:54,711 Don't open that card. 443 00:17:54,711 --> 00:17:58,111 - How come you don't like the prequels, man? 444 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,151 I got 101 reasons why I love them. 445 00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:02,701 Give me three reasons why you don't like them. 446 00:18:02,701 --> 00:18:03,961 - Okay. 447 00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:06,971 Number one, it lacked emotional content. 448 00:18:06,971 --> 00:18:09,531 Because you know, the trilogy was all emotion 449 00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:10,511 and it had a good story. 450 00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:13,941 It wasn't great acting, but at least it had a great story. 451 00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:15,441 And everything felt real. 452 00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:16,771 The number two is the biggest one for me 453 00:18:16,771 --> 00:18:19,091 is the fabric of the music. 454 00:18:19,091 --> 00:18:21,151 You know, the trilogy music had so much fabric to it. 455 00:18:21,151 --> 00:18:22,914 - Oh, I disagree, man! 456 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,259 But it's John Williams! 457 00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:27,268 - I know, I know, I know, but-- 458 00:18:27,268 --> 00:18:30,473 - That's what saved the trilogy, the prequels, you know. 459 00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:31,811 That's what saved the prequels. 460 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,281 - And then everyone was pining for trilogy stuff. 461 00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:36,081 You ask a hard core Star Wars fan, at least for me, 462 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,595 the stuff that I like the most about the prequels 463 00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:39,771 is anything that tied to the trilogy 464 00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:41,411 because that's what people wanted. 465 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,711 - I think "Episode III" is better than "A New Hope" 466 00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:45,171 and "Return of the Jedi". 467 00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:46,791 I don't know, you think I'm crazy for that? 468 00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:47,991 - I don't think so, but, you know, 469 00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:48,824 people say I'm crazy. 470 00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:51,371 I actually prefer "Episode I" over "Episode II". 471 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:52,204 - Oh, without a doubt! 472 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:53,726 "Episode I" is like wine. 473 00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:54,981 - It is better. 474 00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:57,551 - As it ages, it's better. 475 00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:58,671 - There is more real sets, 476 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,871 and it was a little bit more innocent. 477 00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:03,136 In "Episode III", I think they should emphasis more on 478 00:19:03,136 --> 00:19:04,501 the last half because, you know, 479 00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:07,101 they spent all that time on that fighting Grievous. 480 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:08,731 I'm like ugh, hurry up, you know? 481 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,751 - Yeah, right, right. 482 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:12,731 But Ewan McGregor was awesome as Obi-Wan. 483 00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:15,421 - Ewan McGregor was a constant, so was Ian McDiarmid. 484 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,751 - Ian McDiarmid, Christopher Lee, too. 485 00:19:17,751 --> 00:19:18,584 - [Alphie] Constant, right. 486 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:21,051 - I mean, it's sad that he passed away, you know. 487 00:19:21,051 --> 00:19:22,706 It's really, really sad we lost him. 488 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:23,711 - And I think the third one for me, 489 00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:28,025 there wasn't that... 490 00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:30,364 that deep moment, like in "Return of the Jedi" 491 00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:33,281 when Luke finally freaks out on Darth Vader 492 00:19:33,281 --> 00:19:35,471 after he tells he's gonna go after his sister, 493 00:19:35,471 --> 00:19:36,921 there wasn't that moment 494 00:19:36,921 --> 00:19:38,751 that just defines the whole trilogy. 495 00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:42,081 - The moment that defines the prequels 496 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:46,481 is when Obi-Wan goes to Padme's house 497 00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:50,359 and tells Padme about her husband, Anakin, 498 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:54,061 and she looks at him and she believes Obi-Wan, right, 499 00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,021 because Obi-Wan was very, very loyal 500 00:19:56,021 --> 00:20:00,071 and she says, "You're gonna kill him, aren't you?" 501 00:20:00,071 --> 00:20:01,721 And he just says-- 502 00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:02,554 - I must do what I must. 503 00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:05,311 - Yeah, and then he goes, "You having a baby, I'm so sorry." 504 00:20:05,311 --> 00:20:07,951 I mean, to me, that was really what the prequels was about. 505 00:20:07,951 --> 00:20:09,001 That moment. 506 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,491 And he goes to kill his best friend, 507 00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:12,331 practically his brother. 508 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:15,131 - For me, it's very subtle, but it's when Anakin goes, 509 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,421 you know, finally figures out he was the one, the dark guy, 510 00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:20,618 and then he goes, "Are you going to kill me? 511 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:22,844 "I most certainly would like to." 512 00:20:22,844 --> 00:20:23,821 And then he goes, "I know you would." 513 00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:25,337 You start hearing that classic gargling. 514 00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:26,851 - Yeah, right, right, right. 515 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:27,791 - Makes you stronger. 516 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,791 You know, I'm like, okay cool, alright. 517 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,831 Now we're gonna start seeing the emperor 518 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:33,491 and of course when he finally gets his face melted off 519 00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:36,751 and he's like the emperor, that's when I said, 520 00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:38,111 okay, this is that moment, 521 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,651 but it still was not Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. 522 00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,051 - I think the prequel still has 523 00:20:44,051 --> 00:20:45,559 a very, very underrated substance. 524 00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:48,201 Now you had said with the new movies coming out, 525 00:20:48,201 --> 00:20:49,931 you think the new movies are gonna be so good 526 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,491 that the prequels are gonna be forgotten about? 527 00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:53,962 - When it comes to fanfare and excitement, 528 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:54,884 I think it will. 529 00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:58,621 Because when you see the stuff now, it's all on real sets, 530 00:20:58,621 --> 00:20:59,731 they got the trilogy actors. 531 00:20:59,731 --> 00:21:00,721 - It's more tangible. 532 00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:01,887 We'll take the check, please. 533 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:02,720 - Got it. 534 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,841 - Sean and I, we have these disagreements 535 00:21:03,841 --> 00:21:04,674 about the prequels. 536 00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:07,661 He actually despises "Episode I". 537 00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:08,611 Well, I don't. 538 00:21:08,611 --> 00:21:10,281 I despise "Episode II". 539 00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:11,891 Where he does not, you know why? 540 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,455 Because Jango Fett's in it. 541 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:16,521 Sean loves Mandalorians more than the ladies of Star Wars. 542 00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,197 It bothers me. 543 00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:19,423 I got it, I got it, I got it. 544 00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:20,581 - No, no, I got this one man. 545 00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:21,685 - Dude. 546 00:21:21,685 --> 00:21:23,268 - Here, have your beer. 547 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:25,261 - (laughing) Have a beer, relax. 548 00:21:25,261 --> 00:21:26,251 - Why you gotta twist my arm like that, man? 549 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,701 - He had too much sugar for a sandwich. 550 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:31,311 - See I'm a diabetic, not an alcoholic drinker. 551 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,644 - Hey cheers, man, cheers. 552 00:21:33,644 --> 00:21:36,227 (upbeat music) 553 00:21:37,581 --> 00:21:40,391 - [Narrator] Next time on The Real Fans of the Saga. 554 00:21:40,391 --> 00:21:43,311 - Bai Ling was on in the cover of Playboy Magazine. 555 00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:44,151 - [Beau] No. 556 00:21:44,151 --> 00:21:45,121 - Hey, just for the record, 557 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,621 I didn't see the Star Wars porno, either. 558 00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:47,484 I just knew about it. 559 00:21:47,484 --> 00:21:50,201 - Well you seem to have a lot of detail. 560 00:21:50,201 --> 00:21:51,661 And for some reason I know 561 00:21:51,661 --> 00:21:54,641 that you can't find a lightsaber dildo. 562 00:21:54,641 --> 00:21:56,721 - I still think you should get the Boba Fett tattoo. 563 00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,542 - Oh no, you gonna get on about that again? 564 00:21:58,542 --> 00:21:59,375 - [Alphie] Dude, I will pay for it. 565 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:03,571 - Man, Alphie keeps bugging me to get a bantha skull 566 00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:04,404 on my shoulder. 567 00:22:04,404 --> 00:22:06,021 He even offered to pay for it. 568 00:22:06,021 --> 00:22:08,734 - Luke Skywalker, stormtrooper disguise. 569 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,121 The last figure that I needed. 570 00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:13,348 - How much you pay for that? 571 00:22:13,348 --> 00:22:14,181 - [Cris] $220. 572 00:22:15,061 --> 00:22:17,501 - [Michelle] That's a lot of money for a doll. 573 00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:19,821 - It's not a doll, it's an action figure. 574 00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,361 - The Chicago Blackhawks are 575 00:22:21,361 --> 00:22:24,231 in the Stanley Cup finals and we want to 576 00:22:24,231 --> 00:22:26,461 mingle with the crowd and maybe possibly get on TV 577 00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:28,331 because we know NBC's gonna be there. 578 00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:30,037 - You hungry? 579 00:22:30,037 --> 00:22:31,691 Dani? 580 00:22:31,691 --> 00:22:33,621 I got the Yoda bowl. 581 00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,964 Everything tastes better out of the Yoda bowl.