1 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,381 ♪ ("TWO SUGARS" BY TAI VERDES PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:08,174 GOSSIP GIRL: Greetings, followers. Do you feel it? 3 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,969 {\an8}The aftershocks from my bomb's direct hits 4 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:14,264 {\an8}in Hudson yesterday are still reverberating 5 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,057 {\an8}through all five boroughs. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,100 {\an8}- But don't blame me... - (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 7 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,395 ...for that unsteady sensation below your feet. 8 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:24,190 That, my dear followers, is the feeling of regret. 9 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:28,194 Maybe it was that wrong thing you did for the right reason, 10 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:31,948 but now, somehow just feels even more wrong. 11 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,366 AUDREY HOPE: Tenth time's the charm? 12 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,453 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 13 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,621 - Shit. - He said no? 14 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:42,917 - Worse. - He blocked us? 15 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,502 ♪ I got two sugars Can't stop thinking... ♪ 16 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,921 (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 17 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,965 ♪ Sugar on my mind And it hurts so bad... ♪ 18 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,050 GOSSIP GIRL: Or maybe it's something 19 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,969 - even worse than regret... - (CELLPHONE BUZZING) 20 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:55,972 GOSSIP GIRL: Remorse. 21 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,601 Remorse for the things we didn't know we did 22 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,395 until it was too late. 23 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:06,858 ♪ I got two sugars And that's you, sugar ♪ 24 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,777 ♪ Guess I'm leaving Malibu... ♪ 25 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,737 MONET DE HAAN: Morning, Mother. 26 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:11,821 I know there's nothing you love more 27 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,991 than destroying people over a London Fog latte, so... 28 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,327 Um, if you ever need a break, 29 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,162 I can help you narrow down the list. 30 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:24,793 Outing Gossip Girl is a job I need done correctly. 31 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,961 I can't risk your imprecise hands ruining it 32 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,297 like they do everything else you touch, 33 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:30,799 including this latte. 34 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:34,260 GOSSIP GIRL: But lucky for you, I'm here to keep an eye out 35 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,513 for any regrets in the making. 36 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,599 Which brings me to my final word of caution. 37 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:42,435 If anyone thinks they can stop my mission, 38 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:46,022 I regret to inform you, I'm unstoppable now. 39 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,234 Gotta get going. My manager said if I'm late again, 40 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,027 they'll assign me to the Staten Island Mall. 41 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,904 Unbelievable. Ever since we got Helena, 42 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,906 kids have been turning on their parents 43 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:59,285 and sending incredible tips from everywhere. 44 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,203 Seriously, Kate? 45 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,996 Camille de Haan has your name on a list 46 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,290 she's narrowing down by the second. 47 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:07,085 The more you post, the more you're playing with fire. 48 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,878 People have tried to expose us before 49 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,505 and we managed to get out clean. 50 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:13,675 Sure, if your definition includes blackmail, bounties, 51 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,593 and you getting literally black-bagged. 52 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,471 Exactly. If we survived Georgina Sparks, 53 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:19,097 we can survive anything. 54 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,184 We'll figure it out, just like we always have. 55 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:27,063 Maybe we've been each other's good luck charm all along. 56 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:28,481 You know what they say about luck. 57 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,066 It favors the bold. 58 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,110 JORDAN GLASSBERG: It always runs out. 59 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,238 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 60 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:37,115 (DOOR OPENING) 61 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,828 No, we just wanna talk. 62 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,580 Fine. Speak. 63 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,790 Look, we get you're upset, but blocking us like bots? 64 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,877 - Really? - Whoa, whoa. You hurt me. 65 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,337 Therefore, I get to respond however I see fit. 66 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,423 The block was to buy myself some space 67 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,258 and time to think things through. 68 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,593 I deserve that much, don't I? 69 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,595 Well, how long? 70 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,055 Time. 71 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,265 Um, can we just come in for a little bit? 72 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,935 No. And space. And this goes for you two as well, right? 73 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:06,728 All for all or none for none? 74 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,314 Oh, yeah. Of course. Um... 75 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,941 Does this start now or... 76 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:19,282 Right. So we give him space until he's ready to talk, 77 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,076 which means we also give each other space. 78 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,329 To be clear, this is not a free pass to kiss Ingrid. 79 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,747 She kissed me. And I already told you that. 80 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,082 I'm still hurt, babe. 81 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,294 Did you feel the same way 82 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,421 when we made Max hook up with other people? 83 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,049 Did you? 84 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,513 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 85 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,975 I hope you didn't rush them off on my account. 86 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,311 Perhaps we're all due for a little catch-up, no? 87 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,145 You will go nowhere near them. 88 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:52,523 Maxy, Maxy, Maxy, I'd hoped last night 89 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,691 would be the B12 shot in the ass you needed 90 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,027 to shoot you out of this. 91 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:58,488 What is that even supposed to mean, Heidi? 92 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,531 Enough morose Max. 93 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:04,160 If you won't bring the old one back, I will. 94 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:07,163 {\an8}No. No one can ever know about this, okay? 95 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:08,998 {\an8}I was-- I was drunk, and I was hurt. 96 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,625 {\an8}And I just-- I wasn't in my right mind. 97 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,585 And you were just waiting for my guard to come down. 98 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,045 And come it did. 99 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:14,921 I say we let Gossip Girl decide. 100 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,215 - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) - (GROANS) 101 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,216 And now that she knows what you did, 102 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,678 soon everyone will. 103 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,014 Enjoy the waning moments of monoga-Max. 104 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,182 I don't get it. Why is this such a big deal? 105 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,309 (NICK LOTT TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE) 106 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,353 I've never been invited to the Met Gala before. 107 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,814 Max has because of Gideon, and Aki has because of his dad. 108 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,024 But for me to get this? 109 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,777 Thank you. That was made clear the first three times. 110 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,238 (SCOFFS) De Haan HR. 111 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,740 In case I've forgotten that I'm not allowed 112 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,367 within 20 feet of the building. 113 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,619 The litigious cherry on top, my personal items 114 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,372 are under review on suspicion of stealing company property. 115 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:53,209 Sounds like you need a signature Nick Lott breakfast. 116 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,669 I know it always make me feel better. 117 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,714 NICK: Nothing like turkey bacon to take the sting 118 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,717 out of losing the lease on my legal action office space. 119 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,926 So it'll take you a little longer 120 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,052 to branch out on your own. 121 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,013 So what? You're still a great lawyer 122 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,223 and any law firm in town would be so lucky to have you. 123 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:09,225 That was before I was blacklisted by the de Haans. 124 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:10,810 You'll bounce back. You always do. 125 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,021 Not so sure this time. 126 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,568 HEIDI BERGMANN: In the interest of protecting 127 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,485 the Bergmann brand, I've decided to put 128 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,572 all projects spearheaded by my mother on ice 129 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,115 for the foreseeable future. 130 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,826 {\an8}BERGMANN EXEC: (IN GERMAN, OVER ZOOM) 131 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,663 {\an8}SEAMSTRESS: (IN ENGLISH) Here you go. 132 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,457 {\an8}HEIDI: I'll be sure to tell that to the Journal 133 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,459 when they corner me at the Gala tomorrow. 134 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,419 - Auf wiedersehen. - BERGMANN EXEC: Auf wiedersehen. 135 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:38,254 So, what do you think? 136 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,214 I think it sounds like you're trying to take Mom's job 137 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,883 while she waits to hear on the arraignment. 138 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,260 - Leave us. - SEAMSTRESS: Yes. 139 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,099 (SCOFFS) Does Dad know about this, Heidi? 140 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,102 Because Mom could spend years in prison 141 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,270 for a mistake that you made. 142 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:57,273 Dad will never let that happen. With his team of lawyers, 143 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,442 she'll be released in two to eighteen months, 144 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,110 and then she'll retire early and spend her days 145 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,821 getting sloshed at society lunches 146 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,948 and having affairs with much younger men. 147 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,451 - Everybody wins. - This isn't right, Heidi. 148 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,368 No? 149 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:14,457 Was it right that Mom's only son sold her out... 150 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,959 to Gossip Girl? 151 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,377 I mean, those DMs were from your phone. 152 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,924 Relax, kleiner. 153 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,842 I was always going to assume the throne. 154 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:25,510 This just sped up the timeline. 155 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,472 And now, unlike Mom and Dad, 156 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,975 I know that my little brother is a shark, just like me. 157 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,770 I'll save you a corner office. 158 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,523 - (CELLPHONE RINGS) - Das ist Heidi. 159 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,651 (BERGMANN EXEC SPEAKING GERMAN OVER PHONE) 160 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:45,363 - Do you know what is this about? - Not a clue, which worries me. 161 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:49,992 The last idea she didn't run by us resulted in Zoya. 162 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,244 Whatever Jules has summoned us for, 163 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,829 after everything she's done to you, 164 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:53,996 I'm surprised you showed. 165 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,665 LUNA LA: Hmm. I have a feeling they're not here 166 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,166 to just see Julien. 167 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,502 Hmm. Uh-oh. Trouble in para-thrice? 168 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:00,461 ♪ ("UNHOLY" BY SAM SMITH FT. KIM PETRAS PLAYING) ♪ 169 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,005 ♪ Mommy don't know Daddy's getting hot ♪ 170 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,341 ♪ At the body shop Doing something unholy ♪ 171 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:08,344 Oh, shit. We shouldn't have come together. 172 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:10,888 Maybe wait for a minute before you head over. 173 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,140 Why not you? 174 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,182 'Cause I thought of it first. 175 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,310 ♪ A lucky, lucky girl ♪ 176 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:20,022 ♪ She got married To a boy like you ♪ 177 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,441 ♪ She'd kick you out If she ever, ever knew... ♪ 178 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,776 - (AUDREY SIGHS) - Where's Aki? 179 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,362 How should I know? (SCOFFS) 180 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,906 Because he was in the elevator with us like two seconds ago? 181 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,242 No, he was not. What? 182 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,911 Aki, there you are. 183 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,372 You're late. How rude. 184 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,915 Can, uh, can you get to the part where you tell us why we're here 185 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,209 so I can leave? 186 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,170 Am I the only one who's excited? 187 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,798 Yes. Yes, I am. 188 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,925 I'm done excluding you from my plans. 189 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,177 We all have the same enemy. 190 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,847 We can't continue to let GG divide us. 191 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:53,973 This has been her plan the whole time. 192 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:55,183 Create rancor between us 193 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,602 so she has more and more to write about. 194 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,896 I swear to God, if you say, "we're stronger together..." 195 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,691 Did you know that when I sent the text 196 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,234 to ask you here, it was the first time 197 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,446 we'd used the group chat since New Year's? 198 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:12,742 We used to be a family, and we still can be. 199 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,368 Yeah, you know what? I-- I just-- I think 200 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,746 that we should put more effort into protecting our friendships 201 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,248 rather than trying to take down somebody that's untouchable. 202 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,709 That's not true. My mom came very close. 203 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:22,710 And failed. 204 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:25,588 MONET: But I can finish the job. Or we can. 205 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,799 Look, if it means Gossip Girl never posts another tip again, 206 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:29,467 then I'm in. 207 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,303 - Me too. - Me too. 208 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,514 You know what? Uh, with-- With all due respect, Jules, 209 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:39,435 it just-- it seems... to me like you're-- 210 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,355 you're playing into GG's hands a little bit. 211 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:45,358 I mean, you said yourself, she wants to start a war, right? 212 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:46,692 And that's... 213 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,444 I mean, let's face it, that's what we're doing. 214 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:51,197 You know, I-- I say we play the long game, you know? 215 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,907 I say we wait it out, ignore her, 216 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,617 and eventually she'll go away. 217 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,453 ♪ Yeah She put it down slowly... ♪ 218 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,206 I can't be alone on this. 219 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:02,833 Right? (SCOFFS) 220 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:07,171 Nobody's safe until Gossip Girl ceases to exist. 221 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,881 If we unite, we can take her out. 222 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,092 I know we can. 223 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,512 Fuck waiting. 224 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:15,429 - How do we ice the bitch? - ♪ (SHARP STRING MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 225 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,765 ZOYA LOTT: This is what I'm talking about. 226 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:23,062 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 227 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,198 JULIEN CALLOWAY: (OVER PHONE) We're gonna hack into her Insta 228 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,325 and force her to reveal her identity. 229 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,368 Ak, that's where you come in. 230 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,329 What, him? He got a C in programming. 231 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,330 Is your dad still in town? 232 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,790 All that power to spy on everybody, 233 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:43,749 we might as well put it to good use. 234 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,419 Well, I mean I can ask, but you know how he is. 235 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,087 Tell him we'll give him the exclusive for his papers 236 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,171 on her identity. 237 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,464 I'm sure he'll cooperate. 238 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,341 Well, here's to the destruction of Gossip Girl. 239 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,345 ALL: To the destruction of Gossip Girl! 240 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,596 (ALL CHEERING OVER PHONE) 241 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,681 - Well... - (SIGHS) 242 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,349 You did it. You made them better. 243 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,518 - Better terrorists. - This is so disappointing. 244 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,770 My guess is they'll try to target your IP address. 245 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,772 Maybe there's a way I can temporarily block it. 246 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,691 Well, at least this means we don't have to worry 247 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,859 about Camille anymore. 248 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,945 Congratulations. We officially leveled up to Roger Menzies, 249 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:13,988 the world's worst human. 250 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,741 ♪ ("AMERICAN TEENAGER" BY ETHEL CAIN PLAYING) ♪ 251 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,702 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 252 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,996 Oh-- okay. I can take a hint. 253 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,504 - Any news from Aki? - I'm still mad. 254 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,048 Understood. 255 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,217 ♪ Under yellow light On the street ♪ 256 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,219 ♪ Putting too much faith... ♪ 257 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,555 But I'm also tired of not having a best friend. 258 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,265 The only other best friends I have 259 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,558 are the two people I'm dating, 260 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,353 which makes it impossible to talk about them. 261 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,395 And right now, 262 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,605 I really need to talk about them. 263 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,107 Are things not going well? 264 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:50,649 You should know. You started it. 265 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,614 Sorry, you didn't. You just... maybe knew about it first. 266 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,201 Look, my boyfriend cheating on me, 267 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,453 even just a kiss, it hurts. 268 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,956 And having been so focused on the threat of losing Max, 269 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,334 I'm finally realizing... 270 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,169 I really don't wanna lose Aki either. 271 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,757 Well... if I was still your best friend, 272 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:19,512 I might say something like... Of course you're scared. 273 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,639 You have so much going on with your mom and dad. 274 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,684 Add two partners to that... 275 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,229 (SCOFFS) Most people, myself included, 276 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,855 can barely handle one. 277 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,068 Maybe just give yourself a break. 278 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,654 Allow yourself the space to process whatever you need. 279 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,033 I forgot how you used to talk before Gossip Girl. 280 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,953 - Get used to it. - (ELEVATOR DINGS) 281 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,663 After tonight, it's all you're gonna hear. 282 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,668 - AUDREY: Oh! Hey, he's back! - You guys, you guys, you guys. 283 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,799 Enough suspense. What happened? 284 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,511 SHAN: Ew, a Realme? 285 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,346 Uh, that can barely text. 286 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,473 How could that possibly help anyone? 287 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,435 Meet Eugenia Sandoval. A fake Constance student 288 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,688 who will appear real enough online for our purposes, 289 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,982 especially when she sends a tip in to Gossip Girl. 290 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,150 Okay, and what exactly does that do for us? 291 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,486 Well, that tip will have a link, and the second Gossip Girl 292 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,072 presses it, we'll have complete access to her account. 293 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,323 (GASPS) 294 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,741 Meaning... 295 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,704 we can see whatever name and email is attached to it. 296 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,496 I knew your dad did this shit. 297 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,041 Hey, let's debate ethics later. 298 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,878 So, what tip should we send to ensure that she clicks it? 299 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,504 Uh, Constance is secretly run by the Illuminati? 300 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,381 No, everyone knows they work New Jersey. 301 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,675 - Hmm. - What about Harry Styles 302 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,510 caught cheating on Olivia Wilde after hours at The Cock? 303 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,889 Obvious phishing. No queerbaiting, please. 304 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,557 Has to be something she'll believe. 305 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,936 "Spotted, Julien Calloway at Dumbo Hall. 306 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,814 Finally sent packing over her self-centered drama, 307 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:58,110 false apologies, and inability to own her bullshit." 308 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,695 Here, take the photo. 309 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,910 ♪ ("THE TELEPHONE SONG" BY THE NEW STAN GETZ QUARTET PLAYING) ♪ 310 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,786 (CAMERA CLICKS) 311 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,836 Well, so, shall we hit send? 312 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,047 - MAX: Hmm. - JULIEN: No. Wait. 313 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,131 We do it together. 314 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,388 (CHIMES) 315 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,932 I set up every safeguard I can think of. 316 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,559 Now, I just need to think of the ones I can't think of. 317 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,978 - So we're good? - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 318 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,940 Hmm. Back to business as usual. 319 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,244 Oh, my God. You're in. 320 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:48,827 (ALL LAUGH) 321 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374 (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 322 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,418 Oh, my God! They got in. 323 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,169 MONET: Click on her account page. 324 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,547 - Already did. - Quicker. Quicker. 325 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,092 Oh, my God. Do something. Anything! Uh, I clicked a link, 326 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,927 and they got into the account. Fuck! Shit! 327 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,179 - Kate! - They're gonna see my info any second. I'm so dead. 328 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,264 - Kate. - I'm so dead. 329 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,598 Kate, calm down. Do you really think 330 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,559 I'd let anything trace back to you? 331 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,270 I rerouted the account info to somebody else this afternoon. 332 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,396 You did? To who? 333 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:18,941 Click on it. 334 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,114 - Uh... - Of course it's you. 335 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,615 Wait, that doesn't make any sense. 336 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,659 - (SIGHS) - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 337 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,454 What the hell? 338 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,706 How could she know we have the account? 339 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,124 Someone must have tipped her off. 340 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,792 Mm-mm. Not just someone. 341 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,169 One of us. 342 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:48,012 (EXHALES) So close! I really thought they had me. 343 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,847 Uh, what next? You use computer magic 344 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,432 to boot them from the account? 345 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,892 Even if I block them, they'll find another way in. 346 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,979 And if not them, someone else after that, 347 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:57,813 and someone else after that. 348 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:01,817 Camille is after you. Roger Menzies. 349 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,986 Do you want to go to jail? 350 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,280 Or do you want to go out on a high, 351 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,491 knowing that you made a huge impact in under a year? 352 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,452 - (SIGHS) - Kate... 353 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,454 it's time. 354 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,916 - (ELEVATOR DINGS) - (JULIEN SIGHS) 355 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,838 Hi, Jules. Did you eat? 356 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,506 Chef made scampi, and there's plenty. 357 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,758 Then we can go over our Gala looks. 358 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:29,094 I think I'm just gonna shower and crash. But thank you, Heidi. 359 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,805 - Yeah. I'll be right up. - (SMOOCHES) 360 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,684 I had your, uh, tux pressed. 361 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,852 I assume you're going with Julien? 362 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:40,856 Yeah, I am. But you're not coming with us. 363 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,484 Oh, you know, she already invited me in your car. 364 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,236 (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) 365 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,324 You know there is something else that we could do together. 366 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,201 We could publicly own up to our missteps, 367 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,535 prove that Mom is innocent. 368 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,830 It's fine to admit that you're human. 369 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,874 - People make mistakes, Heidi. - I don't. 370 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,084 But you did. 371 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,670 You had those papers forged because you were wrong 372 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,505 about the site that you'd chosen. 373 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,632 Now, they're all working to cover up your mistake. 374 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,092 Who said it was a mistake? 375 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,971 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 376 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,099 (EXHALES) 377 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:17,893 You set Mom up. 378 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,105 You knew exactly what you were doing, huh? 379 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,940 You... 380 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,277 You knew that she would take the fall 381 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,612 and you would get her job. 382 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,906 Always so dramatic, brother. 383 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,579 Wow. A whole meal without a phone on the table. 384 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,831 Is it my birthday? 385 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:42,459 Why don't I do all the dishes since you did all the cooking? 386 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,127 Never gonna say no to that. 387 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,588 - JORDAN: You know what? - (PHONE UNLOCKS) 388 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,757 We should take a trip this summer. 389 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,593 How about we go to the Berkshires? 390 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,263 Unless you really don't like mosquitoes. 391 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,931 Uh-huh. Sounds nice. 392 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,809 - (WATER RUNNING) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 393 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,336 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 394 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,812 {\an8}- (CHIMES) - (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 395 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,273 You know, in the Berkshires, they have these little flies. 396 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,985 They're called mayflies. They usually come out in May. 397 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,654 But, um, sometimes they-- they last, 398 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,072 you know, like through the summer. 399 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,575 But I think we're probably gonna be good 400 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,411 if we go in, uh, like July. 401 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:04,666 (CHIMES) 402 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,376 {\an8}(CELLPHONE BUZZES) 403 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,338 {\an8}(CHIMES) 404 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,006 Or we could drive south. 405 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,633 I've always wanted to go to Savannah. 406 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,635 Have you ever been to Savannah? 407 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,304 I don't know how they feel about Jews, though. 408 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:21,683 Sounds delightful... ly anthropological. 409 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,281 - (CHIMES) - (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 410 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,491 JORDAN: The one thing about Savannah 411 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:41,829 is I feel like the humidity is gonna be really bad there. 412 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,832 And, um, you haven't really seen me sweat yet, so... 413 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,474 JORDAN: You know what? Maybe not Savannah because I-- 414 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,478 I have this sweating condition, it's not pretty. 415 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,148 Ooh, we should grab ice cream from Mr. Kiwi. 416 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,025 You read my mind. 417 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,194 - (CHIMES) - JULIEN: You up here, babe? 418 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,239 - (CELLPHONE VIBRATING) - Yeah, I'm just waiting for you. 419 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,870 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 420 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,301 JORDAN: All done. All right, let's go. 421 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,095 I want cookies and cream. 422 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,976 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 423 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,603 Well, that was unexpected. 424 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,480 I forgot how uncomplicated sex can be. 425 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,108 You mean with just one person? 426 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,278 No, just me and you being... being us. 427 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,155 Max will understand, right? 428 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,534 Well, he did ask us to give him space. 429 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,786 And I think we're definitely giving it to him. 430 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,122 Exactly. Oh, and time. 431 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,708 Don't forget, he also asked for that too. 432 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,127 - Or maybe... - We shouldn't tell him? 433 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,632 - Because after this... - It won't happen again. 434 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,800 I mean, at least until we have some clarity 435 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,427 about what we are, the three of us. 436 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,513 Yeah. So it's settled then. 437 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,599 We're just doing what's best for the three of us. 438 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,646 Now we should do it again. 439 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,278 It's like every time we get close to GG, 440 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,029 she sees us coming. 441 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,198 But who would betray us like that? 442 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,992 Well, whoever she is, she's gotta be offering 443 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,328 something in return, right? 444 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,498 I mean, something they couldn't get anywhere else. 445 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,666 What could be so important that you'd lie to the people 446 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,709 you care most about? 447 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,545 (CELLPHONE VIBRATING) 448 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,547 Hold that thought. 449 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,675 When you said you were in the shower, 450 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,802 I TaskRabbited some Morgensterns. 451 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,804 So I'm gonna go grab that and then when I come back, 452 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,473 we'll make a plan B through Z on how to take down GG. 453 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,766 - Sound good? - Sounds perfect. 454 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,226 - All right. - (SMOOCHES) 455 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,233 - (SIGHS) - (CELLPHONE CLICKS) 456 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,243 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 457 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,288 (GASPS) 458 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,544 Obie? Our Obie? No fucking way. 459 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,672 They were DM-ing in Vanish Mode. And it all clicked. 460 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,549 He's been working with her this whole time. 461 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,842 It's how she knew we were coming. 462 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,343 Obie fired the warning shots. 463 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,804 Et tu, Otto? But why? 464 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,681 MONET: To take down his family, obviously. 465 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,391 I mean, why else would she care about old Germans 466 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,892 and real estate scandals? 467 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,394 LUNA: And why should I care about this? 468 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,647 What's gotten into you, Lu? 469 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,401 Maybe I'm just tired of high school. Aren't you? 470 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,487 Okay, look, no one starts something like Gossip Girl 471 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,072 without wanting to be known. To be talked about. 472 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,783 To be talked about? She's anonymous. 473 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,242 ZOYA: What if she wasn't? 474 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,912 GG thinks she's unstoppable. 475 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,956 That level of pride can only mean one thing. 476 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,250 If you damage it, she'll react. 477 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,878 So, what does an egotist hate more than anything? 478 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,255 Someone taking the mic and doing it better? 479 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,340 You're going to say you're Gossip Girl. 480 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,259 And on the official account too. 481 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,303 Claiming credit for being Gossip Girl this whole time 482 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:29,264 in a spectacular, headline-grabbing photobomb, 483 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:32,100 on the Met Gala steps of all places. 484 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,270 And when the real GG sees you claim credit, 485 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,939 she won't be able to resist outing herself 486 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,815 in order to regain glory. 487 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,985 Only it won't be me. 488 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,237 No. No one would buy it. 489 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,281 She's gone after you too hard, too often. 490 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,951 We need a more obvious bad guy. 491 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,078 Oh... 492 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,502 Why are you all looking at me? 493 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,588 (SCOFFS) I'd be more believable as Anonymous. 494 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,507 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Fine, I'll do it. 495 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:07,677 No. It has to be me. It makes the most sense. 496 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,429 She started when I arrived. Dan was an outsider. 497 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:13,183 Yeah, and a terrible writer, so this tracks. 498 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:17,354 He also talked about himself almost as much anybody else. 499 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,480 So let's lean in. 500 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,982 People have to believe this is true if it's gonna work. 501 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,067 But you could be expelled. 502 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,529 GG destroyed my dad's career. So that's a risk... 503 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,614 I'm willing to take. 504 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:32,035 Okay. Now, who wants to hear the plan? 505 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,829 JULIEN: Audrey will get Kiki to create a gown 506 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,831 for the reveal of all reveals. 507 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,499 My mom's in rehab, remember? 508 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,211 But I'm sure she'd love to help. 509 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:42,337 JULIEN: How we doing in here? 510 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:45,048 - AUDREY: I'd say two more minutes and we're... - Done! 511 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,510 JULIEN: Max will convince Gideon to invite an unexpected guest 512 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:49,886 as his plus one. 513 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,556 - Suddenly, I feel undressed. - Oh, nonsense, you look perfect. 514 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,016 JULIEN: Luna will smuggle Keek's dress into the gala 515 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,184 so that Zoya can make a quick change 516 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,270 - before she hits the carpet. - I wouldn't ask, but my client 517 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,021 did just rip a rather revealing seam. 518 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,858 Anything for you, Miss La. Let me worry about my aunt. 519 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,360 Um, any chance you might wanna take a selfie? 520 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:06,444 I thought you'd never ask. 521 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,779 JULIEN: And most important of all... 522 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,990 - (CAMERA CLICKING) - ...before we do the big reveal, 523 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,200 we need to make sure that Gossip Girl is watching. 524 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,910 Wait a minute. How are we supposed to do that? 525 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,995 By posting. 526 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,205 Only this time, we do it better than she ever could. 527 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,333 We get more scandalous, more brutal. 528 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,669 We say even more revealing stuff about ourselves 529 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,504 than she ever dared to. 530 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,174 We tell the truth. All of it. 531 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,217 I'll need every one of you to text me 532 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,887 your biggest, most revealing secrets, 533 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,555 and I'll post them as her. 534 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,558 But... only if everyone agrees. 535 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,563 Mm-hmm. 536 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:53,241 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 537 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,334 Let's fuck this bitch up. 538 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,252 ♪ ("AMORE SELVAGGIO" BY MARLI BLU AND MARCO MOSCHINO PLAYING) ♪ 539 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,087 GOSSIP GIRL: Greetings, followers. 540 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,465 Did you miss me? 541 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,258 On this holy of all holy nights... 542 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,426 {\an8}(CELLPHONES CHIME) 543 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:15,347 {\an8}...how about I make up for some unfortunately lost time 544 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,265 {\an8}by giving you my rundown 545 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:21,603 of the hottest and the not-its looks and lookers? 546 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,437 (CELLPHONES CHIMING) 547 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,398 GOSSIP GIRL: They say the truth hurts. 548 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,441 {\an8}- I hope you're all sadists... - Wow! 549 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,195 ...because tonight, you'll be getting the whole 550 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,655 and nothing but. 551 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,491 Including the biggest truth of all. 552 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:41,039 The identity of yours truly. 553 00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:44,167 Holy shit. The kids are claiming they're gonna reveal 554 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,127 GG's identity at the Met Gala tonight, 555 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,588 like right now. Do you think they found us? 556 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,548 This is Julien playing games again. 557 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,008 Do not take the bait. 558 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,594 (SIGHS) You're right. You're right. 559 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,637 I know you're right. 560 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,848 I'm gonna distract myself with a shower. 561 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,100 That's a great idea. 562 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:04,354 - ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 563 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,444 GOSSIP GIRL: Monet de Haan, looking funereal Kim 564 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,155 at Kourtney's Dolce & Bananas wedding. 565 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,657 - It's giving a nine out of ten. - Wow. Look at that! 566 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:19,995 But what's hotter is her mother having been the brains 567 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,372 behind the union-busting scandal 568 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:25,709 Daddy de Haan pinned on Nick Nobody. 569 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,633 Obie Bergmann! I'd recognize you anywhere. 570 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,677 Andy Cohen. Nice to, uh, nice to meet you. 571 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,886 How do you know who I am? 572 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,806 I'm a big Gossip Girl fan. You're one of its stars. 573 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,475 Wait, Gossip Girl is back? 574 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,019 With a vengeance. It's almost like a reality show 575 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,062 at this point. 576 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,189 GG not only outed my husband Eric, 577 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,567 she nearly destroyed his family and friends, 578 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,610 and then she turned out to be my brother-in-law. 579 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,613 It's very complicated story that would take 580 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,324 like six years to explain. 581 00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:00,118 Yeah, but your Gossip Girl's far more brutal. 582 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,369 Plus, there's no love story like Chuck and Blair. 583 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,663 I mean, it's straight up mean. 584 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,291 I hope someone finds whoever it is and stops them. 585 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,376 - Yeah. - Obie, was it? 586 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,003 - Yes. - Well, good luck. 587 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,964 Thank you. Cheers. 588 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,758 - See you. Let's go find SJ. - Oh, yeah. 589 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,221 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 590 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,266 Audrey Hope, what a surprise to see you here. 591 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,726 - Surprised why? - I mean... 592 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:29,314 I'm sorry. I-- I'm late for anything that isn't this. 593 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,524 I-- I-- Actually, I sent this in to Gossip Girl, 594 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,860 but she ignored me. Um... But I just figured 595 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,071 it was only fair that I tell you myself. 596 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,989 Okay, fine. Tell me. 597 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:43,036 (WHISPERING) 598 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:49,793 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 599 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:02,472 - AUDREY: We have to talk. - About what? 600 00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:03,473 You know what? 601 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,183 You can read about it in a minute. 602 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:06,976 Read about what? 603 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,436 MAX: Hey, everyone. Everything ready, I hope? 604 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,023 So nice to see the three of you together. 605 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:15,276 {\an8}I spy Alessandro Michele over there. 606 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,946 {\an8}Or is that Jared Leto? Hey! You... 607 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,573 {\an8}- You look ravishing. - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 608 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,325 Hey, your clothes are behind this wall. 609 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,662 Let's get you ready, come on. You two, keep an eye out. 610 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:26,621 AKI MENZIES: You haven't told your dad? 611 00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:30,250 - Told him what? - That we're taking a break? 612 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,254 - Is that what we're doing? - Isn't it? 613 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,506 One of us definitely is. 614 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,926 {\an8}(CELLPHONES CHIMING) 615 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,470 {\an8}GOSSIP GIRL: Max Wolfe in Bode bondage. 616 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,763 {\an8}Seven out of ten. 617 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,849 'Cause haven't we been here before? 618 00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,643 A leopard can't change its spots, and a lone wolf 619 00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:52,856 {\an8}can't be tamed. Max strayed from his pack 620 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:56,317 with none other than apex predator Heidi B. 621 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,194 Will the collision with that icy Berg 622 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,488 sink the Tri-Tanic? 623 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,489 That's what I wanted to tell you. 624 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,367 It's what he should have told us. 625 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,536 It happened after our fight at the summit. 626 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,496 I was angry and hurt. 627 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,166 And Heidi got me very, very drunk. 628 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,750 ♪ ("SUPER SAIYAN" BY DUCKWRTH PLAYING) 629 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,129 Yeah. But I-- I'm glad that it happened. 630 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:17,964 - You are? - You are? 631 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,549 Yeah. 632 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:24,095 Because of all the allegedly regrettable things 633 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,307 that I've done in my life, cheating on you two 634 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,893 was the first time that I felt true regret. 635 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,648 Look, I miss you both, terribly. 636 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,445 You may not feel that way after you read the next post. 637 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,363 ZOYA: Hello? You're supposed to be helping me? 638 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:42,739 What are you talking about? 639 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,497 PHOTOGRAPHER 1: Right here, turn over here. 640 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,123 I've been stalling on the carpet so long, 641 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,709 people are getting sick of me! Get an ETA please? 642 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,336 On it. Yeah, okay. 643 00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:57,879 Okay. 644 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,551 Julien Calloway? It's Fernando 645 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,513 - from Monse and Oscar. - I know who you are. 646 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,222 Laura and I were looking at you from over there, 647 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,556 you both look amazing. 648 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,351 And if you guys are ever interested 649 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,437 in modeling, give us a call. 650 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,523 Oh, she's just my stylist. She's not a model. 651 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:17,941 - See you inside? - Okay. 652 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,988 - Did you seriously just do that? - Do what? 653 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,533 Once again, you're so self-obsessed 654 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:28,910 you can't see anyone outside yourself. 655 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,329 I'm done. I'm fucking done. 656 00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,791 Wait! I need you for this to work! 657 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,254 - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) - PHOTOGRAPHER 2: Beautiful. Beautiful, thank you. 658 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:43,675 ♪ They've been waiting For me to walk on water ♪ 659 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,802 ♪ Well don't hold your breath Baby I owe you nada... ♪ 660 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:48,888 GOSSIP GIRL: Oh, JC. You should have heeded 661 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,474 {\an8}Coco's advice and taken one thing off. 662 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,977 {\an8}Yourself. Out of that fit. 663 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,603 {\an8}Shine slight like a zirconia, BB. 664 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,854 {\an8}- (GASPS) - GOSSIP GIRL: Six out of ten. 665 00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:01,276 When will she learn to not be such a try-hard? 666 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,361 Or is she still trying to outrun 667 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:07,240 that she's still living large off DJ Daddy's dirty dollars? 668 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,659 Hey, can we talk? 669 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,286 I know, it's awful. 670 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,621 And just when I thought GG couldn't stoop any lower. 671 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,957 ♪ ("WEIRD GOODBYES" BY THE NATIONAL PLAYING) ♪ 672 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,543 I know you posted that. 673 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,298 Bravo. Are you gonna use those powers of perception 674 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,675 to rat us out again? That's right, we all know. 675 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,594 You were working with her all along. 676 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,266 Look, I'm sorry, Jules. 677 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,395 I am, all right? But look, things have been so complicated 678 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,646 with my family, 679 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,023 teaming up with Gossip Girl seemed like my only choice. 680 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:43,860 All right? And I-- I wanted to tell you, 681 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,987 but I was afraid of losing you again, 682 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,239 and I've clearly been misled by GG 683 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,700 and lost sight of what matters most. 684 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,036 Right? My friends. 685 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:54,912 But most of all, you. 686 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,667 Okay? So just please give me another shot. 687 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,169 Just give me access to GG, 688 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,046 and I will post a bitter pill of my own. 689 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,303 JULIEN: Don't let me down again. 690 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,348 All right. 691 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,519 Look, I'll say it again. We make a good team. 692 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,564 We belong together. And Heidi, she meant nothing. 693 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,899 Max, there's something that... 694 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:24,734 Well... 695 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,903 - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) - What? 696 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,823 GOSSIP GIRL: Audrey and Aki, 697 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,326 this year's harle-queen and king. 698 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:36,871 A median six out of ten. Monochrome was so last season. 699 00:32:36,954 --> 00:32:40,166 You know what else appears to be over? 700 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,085 The unholy trinity. 701 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:45,296 Max may have trifled outside the triad, 702 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,757 but Audrey and Aki trifled within. 703 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,093 Evens beats odds any day. 704 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,844 We were upset about the possibility 705 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,055 of losing you, so we... 706 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:57,058 Went running back to each other and acted as if I never existed? 707 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,769 Enough Call Me by Your Lame. It's time, come on. 708 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,397 GOSSIP GIRL: Noble O, what did that disco ball 709 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,691 do to you? Two out of ten. 710 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,359 But since we're talking betrayal, 711 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:08,945 let's focus all in the family. 712 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,613 That fall of Helena? 713 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,907 Less her due and a lot more coup. 714 00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:16,953 She was set up by her duplicitous daughter, 715 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:19,872 wanting to snatch the empire all to herself, 716 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,917 and I have the receipts to prove it. 717 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,002 - Achtung, Baby H? - What the fuck is this? 718 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,924 What are you talking about? Heidi, you're not making sense. 719 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:31,759 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 720 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,094 You told Gossip Girl, you little bitch. 721 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,430 I knew it! 722 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,266 Yes, you're right. See? I'm still saying it. 723 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,892 - I'm so disappointed. - Don't be. Look. 724 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,354 Obie's doing it. He's taking out his sister! 725 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,732 This is like proof of concept right here! 726 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,609 It worked! The whole thing worked! 727 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,028 OBIE BERGMANN: Told her what exactly, Heidi? 728 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,196 You're not making any sense. 729 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,614 HEIDI: You know exactly what you did! 730 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,908 OBIE: No, I don't. What-- I have no idea what you're talking about. 731 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,620 (PHONE RINGING) 732 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,039 MONET: Where are you? Obie lied. He's using GG for his own shit. 733 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,916 Julien's gonna be pissed when she finds out. 734 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,586 - I need your help. - I don't care. 735 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,963 - (CELLPHONE BEEPING) - Okay. 736 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,092 - Um... Excuse me, sir. - Yes. 737 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,136 Hi. I'm so sorry to do this to you, 738 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,805 but I think that someone might be recording tonight's event. 739 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,515 - That's like a big no-no, right? - Mm-hmm. 740 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,018 - Yeah, okay. Look at this. - HEIDI: Why are you being so fucking weird? What is this? 741 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:24,479 - OBIE: I'm just trying to make sure I know what you're asking. - Got it. 742 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,521 MONET: Thank you so much. 743 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,398 Look, maybe Mom's attorneys found out what you did, 744 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,399 all right? I mean, she said she had receipts. 745 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,818 - Is that at all possible? - I don't know. I... 746 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,779 (EXHALES HEAVILY) I don't think so. I... 747 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,489 You little... 748 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,449 - Sir, please come with me. - HEIDI: You little bitch. 749 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,994 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 750 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,874 Don't fuck this up, honey. 751 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,336 Olivia, such an honor to have you here 752 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,505 - in this fantastic... - Carolina Herrera. 753 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,048 - Well, you look amazing. - Thank you. 754 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,299 Lukas Gage. This is your first Met, right? 755 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:56,803 Yes, it is. I think it's just a lesson for everyone out there. 756 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,388 If you show your ass on TV, you get invited to the Met Gala. 757 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,682 Period. You look fantastic. Enjoy your evening, guys. 758 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,975 - You too. Thank you. - Thank you. 759 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,103 It's now! It's now! 760 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:09,774 PHOTOGRAPHER 1: Olivia! 761 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,319 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 762 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,824 (CROWD GASP) 763 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,867 REPORTER 1: Wait, who is that? 764 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:23,287 That can't be real. Is this real? 765 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,038 REPORTER 2: What's going on? 766 00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,540 REPORTER 1: Is that really her? 767 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,874 REPORTER 2: And look. 768 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,043 REPORTER 3: Tell us your name! 769 00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:30,670 REPORTER 4: Could it really be her? 770 00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:35,591 REPORTER 2: Oh, my God. She looks incredible. 771 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,884 REPORTER 1: It says "Gossip Girl"! 772 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,387 REPORTER 3: She's Gossip Girl! Oh, my God. Look at that! 773 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,055 REPORTER 1: Gossip Girl! Who are you? 774 00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:41,931 REPORTER 3: Zoya! 775 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,474 REPORTER 5: This way please, this way! 776 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,475 REPORTER 3: She's Gossip Girl. 777 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:45,977 REPORTER 3: Does anyone know who she is? 778 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,979 REPORTER 1: Can we see your face? Can we see your face? 779 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:49,522 REPORTER 3: What's your name? Tell us who you are! 780 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:52,233 Is that a Gee's Bend quilt dress augmented by, uh... 781 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:52,567 Kiki Hope! 782 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,569 Kiki Hope? 783 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,571 SECURITY 1: (OVER RADIO) A guest's causing a disturbance. 784 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,905 We've got a rogue walker on the carpet. 785 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:58,781 SECURITY 2: We got her. 786 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,241 SECURITY 3: Get her out of there, now! 787 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,576 - Shit! - SECURITY 2: Let's go. Come on. 788 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,077 - SECURITY 4: Come on. - SECURITY 5: Let's go. 789 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:03,911 - REPORTER 3: No! Stop! - SECURITY 2: We're on our way. 790 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,372 REPORTER 3: Stop! No! Don't take her! 791 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:08,749 Are you seeing this? 792 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,585 REPORTER 3: Zoya, turn around! Please! 793 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,961 Zoya, just a quick picture, please turn around! 794 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:16,132 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING RAPIDLY) 795 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,554 Why would Zoya do this? 796 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:25,975 Attention, power, influence? 797 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,811 Let her have it. You're free. 798 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,898 We're free! No one will ever know it's you. 799 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,317 I know. 800 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,193 It's perfect. 801 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,951 Nothing. There's nothing. 802 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:50,416 Well, Operation: Out GG was a total fucking bust. 803 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:51,250 All of that for nothing. 804 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:54,962 It's okay, Jules. You tried. Truly. 805 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,298 But it wasn't enough. 806 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,259 And now GG gets to vanish into the ether 807 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:03,095 while my little sister goes down for all of it. 808 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:06,557 Yet another one of my plans up in flames 809 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,183 and hurting people that I care about. 810 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,979 I found Max. 811 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:13,314 Go. 812 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,073 Max. Max, is now a good time to talk? 813 00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,950 What's there to discuss? Okay? You betrayed me. 814 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,910 Max, come on. I think it's safe to say 815 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,328 we all did some betraying here. 816 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,123 Yeah, exactly. So why don't we move past 817 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,626 our mutual transgressions and just... 818 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:34,961 forgive each other? 819 00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:43,886 This didn't work, just admit it. This did not work at all. 820 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,221 - AUDREY: Max... - So if it didn't... 821 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,476 so if it's over, and it is over, 822 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,020 it's over for all three of us, right? 823 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,606 - AKI: No, we-- - All for all or none for none. 824 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,192 We... 825 00:37:58,734 --> 00:37:59,777 We... 826 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,029 don't wanna be done. 827 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:03,990 Which "we"? 828 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:06,867 Us three or you two? 829 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:11,372 (SIGHS) 830 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:19,755 What an absolute... fool I am, an absolute fucking fool. 831 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,718 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 832 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,055 ♪ ("WHY AM I LIKE THIS?" BY ORLA GARTLAND PLAYING) ♪ 833 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,516 I loved you. You know that, right? 834 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,854 Fuck you, both of you. 835 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,522 (SOBS) 836 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,819 (SIGHS) 837 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,657 Just got off the phone with, uh, my mom's lawyers. 838 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,495 Told them, you know, Heidi set her up... 839 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,414 and I can prove the whole thing. 840 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:54,498 What did he say? 841 00:38:55,666 --> 00:39:00,796 Oh, you know, he said, uh... (CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES) 842 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,381 He said that I should mind my own business 843 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,759 and that Heidi's ruthlessness 844 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:05,259 is exactly what the company needs. 845 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,556 Here I am, you know, just... 846 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,934 trying to do the right thing and... 847 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,312 yet again screwing over someone that I love. 848 00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,064 My plan didn't work either. 849 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,317 What didn't work? 850 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,529 Drawing Gossip Girl out. 851 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,657 We thought that if Zoya took credit for being GG, 852 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:32,036 that she would be so jealous that she would out herself. 853 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:34,914 But instead, we just gave her an escape hatch. 854 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:37,124 And now, Zoya is gonna have a permanent record, 855 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,876 be expelled from school, 856 00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:39,668 among being one of the most hated people 857 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,504 in New York. 858 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,589 That's it? 859 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:48,344 That's what you wanted to do? That's... that's easy. 860 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,931 What are you talking about? 861 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,267 Well... (CLEARS THROAT) 862 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,562 What's the best way to catch flies? 863 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,482 Honey. 864 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,360 Money. 865 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,156 (CHIMES) 866 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,953 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 867 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:25,381 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 868 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,720 (CARS HONKING) 869 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:39,270 We're closed for the night. 870 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:43,065 Yes, I know. I'm here for the meeting. 871 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,026 The Shonda meeting? Or the Ryan Murphy... 872 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,236 You're with the Gossip Girl group? 873 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:51,240 - Yes. I'm with Gossip Girl. - Danny Strong is right this way. 874 00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,999 Mr. Strong, you can't believe these women. 875 00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:01,542 They're not Gossip Girl, 876 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,712 and they don't have the rights to her story. 877 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:07,256 - Ms. Keller? - Oh, my God. 878 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,382 My story. 879 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,178 I'm Gossip Girl. 880 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,055 And I can prove it. 881 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,391 I refuse to allow anyone else to take credit. 882 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,811 And credit you shall have. 883 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,522 Tomorrow morning, in fact, on the front page of the Spectator. 884 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,900 And tomorrow night, on my show. 885 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,234 Eric's at the Spectator right now, 886 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,403 giving the exclusive to Nate. 887 00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:31,989 I wanted to see what you looked like with my own eyes. 888 00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:34,533 A teacher? What a twist! 889 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:38,913 - Also, kinda gross. - NICK: How could you do this? 890 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,789 I-- I-- I wanted to make them better. 891 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,458 I wanted them to be better! 892 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:46,086 So you cyberstalked and bullied teenagers into being scared, 893 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,006 hurt, confused, isolated? 894 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,927 You tried to ruin Julien's life. 895 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,303 Her father is an evil person who-- 896 00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:56,764 You tried to destroy my daughter's reputation. 897 00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:58,140 You did destroy my career. 898 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,935 - Nick, please, I can explain. - You tried to get close to me. 899 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,019 - You pretended to care. - I do care. 900 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:04,021 Explain to them. 901 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,190 (SCOFFS) 902 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:07,983 Zoya's a minor. She would've gotten a fine, 903 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,860 some counseling. But you? 904 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:13,781 NICK: First degree harassment, stalking in the third degree, 905 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,532 the civil suits you have coming your way. 906 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:18,619 Let's talk libel. Let's talk defamation. 907 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,329 Whatever happens to me, I'll be able to sleep at night 908 00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:23,666 knowing I succeeded. I made you better. 909 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:27,211 - I made you good. - You didn't make us anything. 910 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,338 And in a year's time, 911 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:31,298 we'll have all forgotten about you. 912 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,926 But you? You'll have lost everything. 913 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:36,762 What about the rights? 914 00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:38,597 ANDY COHEN: If you were a kid, maybe. 915 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,891 But no one wants to see a teacher. 916 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:45,062 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 917 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,236 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 918 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:57,491 ♪ ("L'APPUNTAMENTO" BY ORNELLA VANONI PLAYING) ♪ 919 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,469 Obes, wake up. I have a great day planned. 920 00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,388 No, no plans, no plans. We're on vacation. 921 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,766 We've been vacationing for weeks! 922 00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:04,433 We only have three days left in Rome 923 00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:07,061 before we get back on the yacht. 924 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,771 So we have lots of shopping to do. 925 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,734 You're waking me up for shopping? 926 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,153 And walking and eating and kissing... 927 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:17,988 (DOOR OPENING) 928 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,448 Oh, good, you're up. 929 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:22,076 Look, we only have 20 more minutes 930 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,244 before breakfast closes, and if I miss the maritozzo, 931 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,954 I will be a real mother... 932 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,706 (LAUGHS) 933 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,793 So, what are we gonna wear? Yesterday, Léa Seydoux 934 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,878 was dressed to the nines. 935 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:37,257 - Let's be tens. - (BOTH LAUGH) 936 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,676 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 937 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,595 Not a chance I'm going shopping. 938 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:47,184 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER ) 939 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:50,104 Oh, someone woke up late. 940 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,980 Okay, you promised you'd stop poking. 941 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,774 You promised you'd stop deserving it. Hey... 942 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:56,735 AKI: Peace at last. 943 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,862 I mean, if this is what the EU brings out in us, 944 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,906 I don't think we should ever leave. 945 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:01,824 Honestly, man, I mean, 946 00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:04,451 what's waiting back in New York, anyways? 947 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,786 Okay, don't get me wrong. This place is beautiful 948 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,289 and everything looks like an Instagram filter. 949 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,542 But now that GG's gone, I feel like my life in New York 950 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:11,792 is just about to start. 951 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,961 Hmm. 952 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,672 Time to find what makes the city special to me, you know? 953 00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:19,133 Does that include finding a special someone? 954 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:22,386 You all have your great loves. Maybe it's time I find mine. 955 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,515 Well, seeing that we just became friends, 956 00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:29,059 I'd say let's take it one miracle at a time. 957 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,687 Now, eat, we're already behind schedule. 958 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:32,938 What's on schedule? 959 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,607 ALL: Shopping! 960 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,694 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 961 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,659 So, tell me about this great love. 962 00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:46,743 What are you looking for? Details. 963 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,498 Um, I guess somebody who understands 964 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,542 - where I come from. - AUDREY: Mm-hmm. 965 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,837 And someone who shares the same interests as me. 966 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,089 Someone who definitely can't afford this. 967 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,592 Or this, actually. 968 00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:03,677 I'd say it's on me, but unfortunately, 969 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:08,307 - I am that someone. - Well, lucky for you two, 970 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:11,018 my dad feels so guilty, he wants to buy back my love, 971 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:13,270 - so... - (LAUGHS) 972 00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:15,105 - AUDREY: Do you have these in a 38? - Si. I'll check. 973 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,653 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah, it's just Monet 974 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,864 complaining about how her mom won't let her come meet us. 975 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:24,948 Of course. 976 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:27,576 Okay, I'm gonna go try these shoes on. 977 00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,166 Did you ever figure out why it was so important for us 978 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:36,460 to come to Rome? 979 00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:38,462 I was really looking forward to Ravello. 980 00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:40,672 Yeah, you know, Jules wouldn't say. 981 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:42,966 She won't tell me. But all she said 982 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:43,884 is that she has some opportunity out here 983 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,928 and... if it goes well, then she'll tell me. 984 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:51,725 Well, at least we made the most of it. 985 00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:57,814 ♪ ("VERDE LUNA" BY FLO SANDON'S PLAYING) ♪ 986 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:30,138 Okay, I have to say it. 987 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:31,014 We've been on that boat for weeks 988 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,350 and everyone else has been afraid to. 989 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,435 You have to be mad. 990 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,437 I'm not. 991 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,438 Are we really talking about this right now? 992 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,983 You have to be mad, Julien. 993 00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,901 No, I-- I really think she's not. 994 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:47,114 She-- She took your spot up there. That was yours. 995 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,115 Okay, she didn't take anything. 996 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:50,784 I got the same offer, and I didn't follow up. 997 00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:52,619 You know what? It's one campaign. 998 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,788 You know what I mean? How long is it gonna be up there? 999 00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:55,831 A month, two months? 1000 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:57,082 AKI: Yeah. And models are a dime a dozen anyway. 1001 00:47:57,165 --> 00:48:00,294 You wanna grill me? Let's see if you can take the same heat. 1002 00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:02,087 Have you heard from him? 1003 00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:04,464 Has anyone? 1004 00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:08,302 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Um... Well, what's to hear? 1005 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:11,305 We hurt him, and he hates us, so... 1006 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:12,931 Yeah, last time I talked to Gidi, 1007 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,142 he said Max was going away for the summer 1008 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:17,894 and specifically said not to tell us where, so... 1009 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:20,397 Wherever he is, I'm sure that he's fine. 1010 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,815 All right? He's always fine. 1011 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:27,279 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 1012 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:31,199 - (GROANS, COUGHS) - BOUNCER: Idiot! Leave him out! 1013 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:34,119 Oh, fuck. (GROANS) 1014 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:38,582 Throwing me out... (COUGHS) ...means that you are over. 1015 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,336 - Freund. - And don't come back. 1016 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:48,425 (GROANS) 1017 00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:52,471 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1018 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:05,484 MAN: You must have done something pretty terrible 1019 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,319 to get thrown out of Berghain. 1020 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:12,658 Need any help? 1021 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:17,287 Oh, you'll do just fine. 1022 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,919 ♪ (RELAXED JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1023 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,552 ♪ (MUSICIAN SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 1024 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,846 (IN ENGLISH) I'm not gonna be available tomorrow. 1025 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:35,931 What, the mission is finally activated? 1026 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,021 Look, you can trust me. All right? 1027 00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:44,022 Things have changed. We're-- We're different. 1028 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:48,902 I do trust you. I... I just don't trust myself. 1029 00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:51,947 If I tell you and you tell me not to do it, 1030 00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:54,991 I might not do it, and I really need to do this. 1031 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,374 Good luck. 1032 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,961 ♪ (MUSICIAN SCATTING) ♪ 1033 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,887 - ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1034 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:42,414 (TOUR GUIDE LECTURING) 1035 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:54,050 (BIRDS TWITTERING) 1036 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,065 (TOUR GUIDE CONTINUES LECTURING) 1037 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,818 You've got good taste. 1038 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:14,488 Hmm? 1039 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,364 But my favorite's Hapgood. 1040 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:18,074 Arcadia's a close second. 1041 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:21,995 This place is amazing, isn't it? 1042 00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:24,664 Nothing like it back in the States. 1043 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,333 Why do we live there again? 1044 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,501 (ZOYA CHUCKLES) 1045 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,046 Oh, I'm interrupting your-- your zoning out. 1046 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,298 No, no, no, I wasn't. I was, um... 1047 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,761 I was just picturing what it would feel like 1048 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:40,055 to write something worthy of a place like this. 1049 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,850 Which then reminded me that I haven't written anything 1050 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:47,270 worthy of... even myself in a year. 1051 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,689 I'm sorry, I don't know why I just told you that. I don't-- 1052 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,650 I don't even know you. 1053 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,487 Phillip Price. Now you know me. 1054 00:51:57,572 --> 00:52:00,826 Zoya Lott, and I'm not so sure I do. 1055 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:05,330 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1056 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,501 I've got two tickets to The Barber of Seville 1057 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:11,086 at Caracalla. 1058 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,214 They're these ancient bath ruins, 1059 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,757 they do opera there every summer. 1060 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,759 I promise, I'm not a weirdo. 1061 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,052 I was supposed to meet with a friend, 1062 00:52:19,135 --> 00:52:21,221 but he fell in love on his way out of Berlin. 1063 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,515 - Oh. - So that's why I'm stuck here solo. 1064 00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:28,603 Uh, my hostel has these really weird shower rules, 1065 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:30,105 so I've got to run, but... 1066 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,441 maybe I'll see you tomorrow night? 1067 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:41,867 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1068 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,082 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1069 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:02,554 (GASPS) 1070 00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,265 I'm Julien Calloway. 1071 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:07,726 Yes, you are. 1072 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,147 And I... I think you're my aunt Naomi? 1073 00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:13,106 Mimi. 1074 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:20,530 I don't know what you want me to say here. 1075 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,161 I came all this way to find you, 1076 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:28,038 even though you've wanted nothing to do with me 1077 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:29,247 my entire life. 1078 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,959 That's not... entirely untrue. 1079 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,336 JULIEN: I just want to know why. 1080 00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:38,173 Why don't I know you? 1081 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:39,633 Why don't I know my grandparents? 1082 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:40,550 Are they even still alive? 1083 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:48,224 And why, because of that, do I know nothing 1084 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,143 about my mother? 1085 00:53:50,226 --> 00:53:52,979 You're the only one who can answer these questions. 1086 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:56,942 Julien... God, even just saying your name... 1087 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,568 JULIEN: No... 1088 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:01,863 I want you to really think about it. 1089 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:04,240 I want to know it's the truth. 1090 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:13,249 Once you know, there's no going back. 1091 00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:15,961 And you may not like it. 1092 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,386 I'll be here tomorrow at 9:00. 1093 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:26,429 Table for two. 1094 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:36,648 If you show up, I'll know you're ready to talk. 1095 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,442 I'll be ready to listen. 1096 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:43,571 ♪ ("DAZZLE" BY SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES PLAYING) ♪ 1097 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:48,785 ♪ The stars that shine ♪ 1098 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:53,623 ♪ And the stars that shrink ♪ 1099 00:54:53,707 --> 00:55:00,588 ♪ In the face of stagnation The water runs ♪ 1100 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:06,052 ♪ Before your eyes ♪ 1101 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,930 ♪ Swallowing diamonds A cutting throat ♪ 1102 00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:10,849 ♪ Your teeth when you grin ♪ 1103 00:55:10,932 --> 00:55:15,228 ♪ Reflecting beams On tombstones ♪ 1104 00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:21,985 ♪ A jamboree of surprises ♪ 1105 00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:25,071 ♪ Playing Russian roulette Or the lucky dip ♪ 1106 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,700 ♪ A clenched fist To your heart ♪ 1107 00:55:28,783 --> 00:55:31,578 ♪ Coal dust on your lungs... ♪ 1108 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,954 Hi. Ciao. 1109 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:35,331 How did the mission go? 1110 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,500 It was an illuminating part one. 1111 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,377 And how many parts are there? 1112 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,171 I don't know yet, but I will let you know when I do. 1113 00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,840 I'm just not gonna be available tonight. 1114 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,510 Okay. No worries. Whatever you need. 1115 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,431 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1116 00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,105 OBIE: That's what I'm saying, with all this beautiful food in front of us, 1117 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,024 all these places to eat, you guys wanna go shopping? 1118 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,109 - AUDREY: No, but-- - OBIE: I mean, you can shop in New York. 1119 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,195 We're staying at the Fendi Suites, bro. 1120 00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:06,529 There's different things in Italy. Are you crazy? You know that. 1121 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,157 Don't play dumb. Why do boys always try to do that? 1122 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,533 I don't-- I'm just saying, guys... 1123 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,535 Grazie. 1124 00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:14,370 Once we get back to New Y-- 1125 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,622 Did you land any new tricks lately? 1126 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:17,123 - No, baby! Stop it! - (AKI LAUGHS) 1127 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:20,293 - Now, you look happy. - Well, a boy asked me out. 1128 00:56:20,376 --> 00:56:22,629 A boy who knows who Tom Stoppard is. 1129 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,297 Oh, he's definitely got one on us. 1130 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:25,673 You know what? I met a new friend today too. 1131 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:27,133 Funny, so did I. 1132 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,385 This really sweet guy's boyfriend 1133 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:30,887 just dumped him out of nowhere. 1134 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,639 Well, seems like it's been a very eventful day 1135 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,641 - for all of us. - With more to come. 1136 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:37,769 And on that note... here's to our future... 1137 00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,105 and a Gossip Girl-free existence. 1138 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:42,982 May she rest in pieces, having given us back our peace. 1139 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,734 - (SIGHS) - Cheers. 1140 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,153 - Yeah. - AUDREY: Like, period! 1141 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,614 OBIE: My Lord, it just feels like I've been reborn, 1142 00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:50,782 you know what I mean? 1143 00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:55,620 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1144 00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:16,261 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1145 00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:18,638 All right, uh, leave us. Um, leave us. 1146 00:59:19,555 --> 00:59:21,891 - Oui, monsieur. - (CLEARS THROAT) 1147 00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:25,770 Uh... 1148 00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:32,777 So... you were a teacher at my son's school. 1149 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:36,531 And then you quit because of Gossip Girl? 1150 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:41,744 You flew me all the way to Europe to meet you at dawn 1151 00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:43,579 and talk about Gossip Girl? 1152 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:44,580 All right, tell me. 1153 00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:48,042 (CHUCKLES) Did you quit because of her 1154 00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:49,502 or because you were her? 1155 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:54,048 - Excuse me? - Oh, it's all right. I know. 1156 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,175 I know all about that Kate person. 1157 00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:59,095 And I also know that she didn't act alone. 1158 00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:00,972 Oh, God. Of course you know. You know everything. 1159 01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:02,724 ROGER MENZIES: Calm down, Mr. Glassberg. 1160 01:00:02,807 --> 01:00:04,517 I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna hire you. 1161 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:10,481 I want to expand Gossip Girl. 1162 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:13,359 Uh, sh-- shouldn't you be talking to Kate? 1163 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:17,071 No, no. Kate made it too personal. 1164 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:20,199 She was on a mission. But you did it for love. 1165 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:25,163 And I bet you love money, huh? (LAUGHS) 1166 01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:26,622 You see, Gossip Girl, 1167 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,750 it shouldn't be just one person. It-- It-- It... 1168 01:00:30,626 --> 01:00:34,047 It should be everybody, in the palm of your hand, 1169 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,132 at any moment, in any part of the world. 1170 01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:39,302 And all ad-supported. 1171 01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:41,679 You wanna make Gossip Girl an app? 1172 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,307 No, not an app. The app. 1173 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,516 Imagine. 1174 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,394 All the teenagers all over the world, 1175 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,190 spying on each other. (LAUGHS) 1176 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,277 We'll make so much money... 1177 01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:59,238 you'll never have to pick a fingernail out of a keyboard 1178 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:00,531 ever again. 1179 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:04,619 I'm offering you a piece, Mr. Glassberg. 1180 01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:05,661 A piece of the future. 1181 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,458 What do you say?