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♪ ("TWO SUGARS"
BY TAI VERDES PLAYING) ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL: Greetings,
followers. Do you feel it?
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{\an8}The aftershocks
from my bomb's direct hits
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{\an8}in Hudson yesterday
are still reverberating
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{\an8}through all five boroughs.
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{\an8}- But don't blame me...
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
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...for that unsteady sensation
below your feet.
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That, my dear followers,
is the feeling of regret.
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Maybe it was that wrong thing
you did for the right reason,
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but now, somehow just feels
even more wrong.
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AUDREY HOPE:
Tenth time's the charm?
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(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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- Shit.
- He said no?
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- Worse.
- He blocked us?
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♪ I got two sugars
Can't stop thinking... ♪
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(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
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♪ Sugar on my mind
And it hurts so bad... ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Or maybe it's something
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- even worse than regret...
- (CELLPHONE BUZZING)
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GOSSIP GIRL: Remorse.
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Remorse for the things
we didn't know we did
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until it was too late.
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♪ I got two sugars
And that's you, sugar ♪
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♪ Guess I'm leaving Malibu... ♪
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MONET DE HAAN: Morning, Mother.
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I know there's nothing
you love more
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than destroying people
over a London Fog latte, so...
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Um, if you ever need a break,
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I can help you
narrow down the list.
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Outing Gossip Girl is
a job I need done correctly.
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I can't risk your imprecise
hands ruining it
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like they do everything else
you touch,
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including this latte.
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GOSSIP GIRL: But lucky for you,
I'm here to keep an eye out
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for any regrets in the making.
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Which brings me
to my final word of caution.
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If anyone thinks
they can stop my mission,
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I regret to inform you,
I'm unstoppable now.
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Gotta get going. My manager said
if I'm late again,
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they'll assign me
to the Staten Island Mall.
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Unbelievable.
Ever since we got Helena,
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kids have been turning
on their parents
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and sending incredible tips
from everywhere.
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Seriously, Kate?
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Camille de Haan has
your name on a list
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she's narrowing down
by the second.
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The more you post, the more
you're playing with fire.
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People have tried
to expose us before
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and we managed to get out clean.
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Sure, if your definition
includes blackmail, bounties,
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and you getting
literally black-bagged.
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Exactly. If we survived
Georgina Sparks,
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we can survive anything.
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We'll figure it out,
just like we always have.
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Maybe we've been each other's
good luck charm all along.
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You know
what they say about luck.
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It favors the bold.
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JORDAN GLASSBERG:
It always runs out.
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(DOOR OPENING)
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No, we just wanna talk.
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Fine. Speak.
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Look, we get you're upset,
but blocking us like bots?
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- Really?
- Whoa, whoa. You hurt me.
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Therefore, I get to respond
however I see fit.
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The block was to buy
myself some space
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and time to think
things through.
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I deserve that much, don't I?
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Well, how long?
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Time.
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Um, can we just come in
for a little bit?
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No. And space. And this goes
for you two as well, right?
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All for all or none for none?
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Oh, yeah. Of course. Um...
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Does this start now or...
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Right. So we give him
space until he's ready to talk,
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which means
we also give each other space.
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To be clear, this is not
a free pass to kiss Ingrid.
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She kissed me.
And I already told you that.
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I'm still hurt, babe.
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Did you feel the same way
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when we made Max
hook up with other people?
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Did you?
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I hope you didn't rush them off
on my account.
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Perhaps we're all due
for a little catch-up, no?
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You will go nowhere near them.
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Maxy, Maxy, Maxy,
I'd hoped last night
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would be the B12 shot
in the ass you needed
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to shoot you out of this.
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What is that
even supposed to mean, Heidi?
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Enough morose Max.
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If you won't bring
the old one back, I will.
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{\an8}No. No one can ever know
about this, okay?
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{\an8}I was-- I was drunk,
and I was hurt.
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{\an8}And I just--
I wasn't in my right mind.
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And you were just waiting
for my guard to come down.
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And come it did.
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I say we let Gossip Girl decide.
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- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- (GROANS)
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And now that she knows
what you did,
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soon everyone will.
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Enjoy the waning moments
of monoga-Max.
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I don't get it.
Why is this such a big deal?
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(NICK LOTT TALKING
INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE)
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I've never been invited
to the Met Gala before.
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Max has because of Gideon,
and Aki has because of his dad.
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But for me to get this?
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Thank you. That was made clear
the first three times.
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(SCOFFS) De Haan HR.
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In case I've forgotten
that I'm not allowed
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within 20 feet of the building.
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The litigious cherry on top,
my personal items
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are under review on suspicion
of stealing company property.
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Sounds like you need a signature
Nick Lott breakfast.
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I know
it always make me feel better.
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NICK: Nothing like turkey bacon
to take the sting
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out of losing the lease
on my legal action office space.
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So it'll take you
a little longer
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to branch out on your own.
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So what?
You're still a great lawyer
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and any law firm in town
would be so lucky to have you.
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That was before I was
blacklisted by the de Haans.
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You'll bounce back.
You always do.
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Not so sure this time.
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HEIDI BERGMANN:
In the interest of protecting
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the Bergmann brand,
I've decided to put
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all projects spearheaded
by my mother on ice
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for the foreseeable future.
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{\an8}BERGMANN EXEC:
(IN GERMAN, OVER ZOOM)
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{\an8}SEAMSTRESS:
(IN ENGLISH) Here you go.
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{\an8}HEIDI: I'll be sure
to tell that to the Journal
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when they corner me
at the Gala tomorrow.
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- Auf wiedersehen.
- BERGMANN EXEC: Auf wiedersehen.
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So, what do you think?
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I think it sounds like
you're trying to take Mom's job
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while she waits
to hear on the arraignment.
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- Leave us.
- SEAMSTRESS: Yes.
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(SCOFFS) Does Dad know
about this, Heidi?
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Because Mom could spend
years in prison
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for a mistake that you made.
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Dad will never let that happen.
With his team of lawyers,
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she'll be released
in two to eighteen months,
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and then she'll retire early
and spend her days
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getting sloshed
at society lunches
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and having affairs
with much younger men.
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- Everybody wins.
- This isn't right, Heidi.
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No?
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Was it right that Mom's only son
sold her out...
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to Gossip Girl?
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I mean, those DMs
were from your phone.
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Relax, kleiner.
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I was always going
to assume the throne.
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This just sped up the timeline.
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And now, unlike Mom and Dad,
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I know that my little brother
is a shark, just like me.
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I'll save you a corner office.
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- (CELLPHONE RINGS)
- Das ist Heidi.
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(BERGMANN EXEC
SPEAKING GERMAN OVER PHONE)
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- Do you know what is this about?
- Not a clue, which worries me.
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The last idea she didn't run
by us resulted in Zoya.
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Whatever Jules has
summoned us for,
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after everything
she's done to you,
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I'm surprised you showed.
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LUNA LA: Hmm. I have a feeling
they're not here
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to just see Julien.
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Hmm. Uh-oh.
Trouble in para-thrice?
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♪ ("UNHOLY" BY SAM SMITH
FT. KIM PETRAS PLAYING) ♪
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♪ Mommy don't know
Daddy's getting hot ♪
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♪ At the body shop
Doing something unholy ♪
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Oh, shit.
We shouldn't have come together.
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Maybe wait for a minute
before you head over.
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Why not you?
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'Cause I thought of it first.
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♪ A lucky, lucky girl ♪
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♪ She got married
To a boy like you ♪
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♪ She'd kick you out
If she ever, ever knew... ♪
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- (AUDREY SIGHS)
- Where's Aki?
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How should I know? (SCOFFS)
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Because he was in the elevator
with us like two seconds ago?
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No, he was not. What?
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Aki, there you are.
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You're late. How rude.
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Can, uh, can you get to the part
where you tell us why we're here
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so I can leave?
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Am I the only one
who's excited?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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I'm done excluding you
from my plans.
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We all have the same enemy.
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We can't continue to let
GG divide us.
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This has been her plan
the whole time.
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Create rancor between us
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so she has more
and more to write about.
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I swear to God, if you say,
"we're stronger together..."
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Did you know
that when I sent the text
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to ask you here,
it was the first time
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we'd used the group chat
since New Year's?
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We used to be a family,
and we still can be.
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Yeah, you know what?
I-- I just-- I think
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that we should put more effort
into protecting our friendships
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rather than trying to take down
somebody that's untouchable.
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That's not true.
My mom came very close.
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And failed.
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MONET: But I can finish the job.
Or we can.
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Look, if it means Gossip Girl
never posts another tip again,
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then I'm in.
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- Me too.
- Me too.
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You know what? Uh, with--
With all due respect, Jules,
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it just-- it seems...
to me like you're--
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you're playing into GG's hands
a little bit.
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I mean, you said yourself,
she wants to start a war, right?
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And that's...
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I mean, let's face it,
that's what we're doing.
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You know, I-- I say we play
the long game, you know?
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I say we wait it out,
ignore her,
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and eventually she'll go away.
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♪ Yeah
She put it down slowly... ♪
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I can't be alone on this.
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Right? (SCOFFS)
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Nobody's safe until Gossip Girl
ceases to exist.
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If we unite,
we can take her out.
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I know we can.
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Fuck waiting.
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- How do we ice the bitch?
- ♪ (SHARP STRING MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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ZOYA LOTT: This is
what I'm talking about.
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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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JULIEN CALLOWAY:
(OVER PHONE)
We're gonna hack into her Insta
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and force her
to reveal her identity.
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Ak, that's where you come in.
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What, him?
He got a C in programming.
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Is your dad still in town?
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All that power
to spy on everybody,
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we might as well put it
to good use.
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Well, I mean I can ask,
but you know how he is.
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Tell him we'll give him
the exclusive for his papers
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on her identity.
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I'm sure he'll cooperate.
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Well, here's to the destruction
of Gossip Girl.
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ALL: To the destruction
of Gossip Girl!
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(ALL CHEERING OVER PHONE)
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- Well...
- (SIGHS)
242
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,349
You did it.
You made them better.
243
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,518
- Better terrorists.
- This is so disappointing.
244
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,770
My guess is they'll try
to target your IP address.
245
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,772
Maybe there's a way
I can temporarily block it.
246
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,691
Well, at least this means
we don't have to worry
247
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,859
about Camille anymore.
248
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,945
Congratulations. We officially
leveled up to Roger Menzies,
249
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:13,988
the world's worst human.
250
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,741
♪ ("AMERICAN TEENAGER"
BY ETHEL CAIN PLAYING) ♪
251
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,702
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
252
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,996
Oh-- okay. I can take a hint.
253
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,504
- Any news from Aki?
- I'm still mad.
254
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,048
Understood.
255
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,217
♪ Under yellow light
On the street ♪
256
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,219
♪ Putting too much faith... ♪
257
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,555
But I'm also tired
of not having a best friend.
258
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,265
The only other
best friends I have
259
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,558
are the two people I'm dating,
260
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,353
which makes it impossible
to talk about them.
261
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,395
And right now,
262
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,605
I really need to talk
about them.
263
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,107
Are things not going well?
264
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:50,649
You should know. You started it.
265
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,614
Sorry, you didn't. You just...
maybe knew about it first.
266
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,201
Look, my boyfriend
cheating on me,
267
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,453
even just a kiss, it hurts.
268
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,956
And having been so focused
on the threat of losing Max,
269
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,334
I'm finally realizing...
270
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,169
I really don't wanna lose
Aki either.
271
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,757
Well... if I was still
your best friend,
272
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:19,512
I might say something like...
Of course you're scared.
273
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,639
You have so much going on
with your mom and dad.
274
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,684
Add two partners to that...
275
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,229
(SCOFFS) Most people,
myself included,
276
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,855
can barely handle one.
277
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,068
Maybe just
give yourself a break.
278
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,654
Allow yourself the space
to process whatever you need.
279
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,033
I forgot how you used to talk
before Gossip Girl.
280
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,953
- Get used to it.
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
281
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,663
After tonight,
it's all you're gonna hear.
282
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,668
- AUDREY: Oh! Hey, he's back!
- You guys, you guys, you guys.
283
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,799
Enough suspense. What happened?
284
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,511
SHAN: Ew, a Realme?
285
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,346
Uh, that can barely text.
286
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,473
How could that possibly
help anyone?
287
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,435
Meet Eugenia Sandoval.
A fake Constance student
288
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,688
who will appear real enough
online for our purposes,
289
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,982
especially when she sends a tip
in to Gossip Girl.
290
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,150
Okay, and what exactly
does that do for us?
291
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,486
Well, that tip will have a link,
and the second Gossip Girl
292
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,072
presses it, we'll have complete
access to her account.
293
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,323
(GASPS)
294
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,741
Meaning...
295
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,704
we can see whatever name
and email is attached to it.
296
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,496
I knew your dad did this shit.
297
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,041
Hey, let's debate ethics later.
298
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,878
So, what tip should we send
to ensure that she clicks it?
299
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,504
Uh, Constance is secretly run
by the Illuminati?
300
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,381
No, everyone knows
they work New Jersey.
301
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,675
- Hmm.
- What about Harry Styles
302
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,510
caught cheating on Olivia Wilde
after hours at The Cock?
303
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,889
Obvious phishing.
No queerbaiting, please.
304
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,557
Has to be something
she'll believe.
305
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,936
"Spotted, Julien Calloway
at Dumbo Hall.
306
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,814
Finally sent packing over
her self-centered drama,
307
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:58,110
false apologies, and inability
to own her bullshit."
308
00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,695
Here, take the photo.
309
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,910
♪ ("THE TELEPHONE SONG"
BY THE NEW STAN GETZ QUARTET
PLAYING) ♪
310
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,786
(CAMERA CLICKS)
311
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,836
Well, so, shall we hit send?
312
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,047
- MAX: Hmm.
- JULIEN: No. Wait.
313
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,131
We do it together.
314
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,388
(CHIMES)
315
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,932
I set up every safeguard
I can think of.
316
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,559
Now, I just need to think
of the ones I can't think of.
317
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,978
- So we're good?
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
318
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,940
Hmm. Back to business as usual.
319
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,244
Oh, my God. You're in.
320
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:48,827
(ALL LAUGH)
321
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
322
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,418
Oh, my God! They got in.
323
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,169
MONET: Click on
her account page.
324
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,547
- Already did.
- Quicker. Quicker.
325
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,092
Oh, my God. Do something.
Anything! Uh, I clicked a link,
326
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,927
and they got into the account.
Fuck! Shit!
327
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,179
- Kate!
- They're gonna see my info
any second. I'm so dead.
328
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,264
- Kate.
- I'm so dead.
329
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,598
Kate, calm down.
Do you really think
330
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,559
I'd let anything trace
back to you?
331
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,270
I rerouted the account info
to somebody else this afternoon.
332
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,396
You did? To who?
333
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:18,941
Click on it.
334
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,114
- Uh...
- Of course it's you.
335
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,615
Wait, that doesn't make
any sense.
336
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,659
- (SIGHS)
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
337
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,454
What the hell?
338
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,706
How could she know
we have the account?
339
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,124
Someone must have
tipped her off.
340
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,792
Mm-mm. Not just someone.
341
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,169
One of us.
342
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:48,012
(EXHALES) So close!
I really thought they had me.
343
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,847
Uh, what next?
You use computer magic
344
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,432
to boot them from the account?
345
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,892
Even if I block them,
they'll find another way in.
346
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,979
And if not them,
someone else after that,
347
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:57,813
and someone else after that.
348
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:01,817
Camille is after you.
Roger Menzies.
349
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,986
Do you want to go to jail?
350
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,280
Or do you want to go out
on a high,
351
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,491
knowing that you made
a huge impact in under a year?
352
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,452
- (SIGHS)
- Kate...
353
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,454
it's time.
354
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,916
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- (JULIEN SIGHS)
355
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,838
Hi, Jules. Did you eat?
356
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,506
Chef made scampi,
and there's plenty.
357
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,758
Then we can go over
our Gala looks.
358
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:29,094
I think I'm just gonna shower
and crash. But thank you, Heidi.
359
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,805
- Yeah. I'll be right up.
- (SMOOCHES)
360
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,684
I had your, uh, tux pressed.
361
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,852
I assume
you're going with Julien?
362
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:40,856
Yeah, I am.
But you're not coming with us.
363
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,484
Oh, you know, she already
invited me in your car.
364
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,236
(SCOFFS, CHUCKLES)
365
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,324
You know there is something else
that we could do together.
366
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,201
We could publicly own up
to our missteps,
367
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,535
prove that Mom is innocent.
368
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,830
It's fine to admit
that you're human.
369
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,874
- People make mistakes, Heidi.
- I don't.
370
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,084
But you did.
371
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,670
You had those papers forged
because you were wrong
372
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,505
about the site
that you'd chosen.
373
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,632
Now, they're all working
to cover up your mistake.
374
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,092
Who said it was a mistake?
375
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,971
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
376
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,099
(EXHALES)
377
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:17,893
You set Mom up.
378
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,105
You knew exactly
what you were doing, huh?
379
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,940
You...
380
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,277
You knew
that she would take the fall
381
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,612
and you would get her job.
382
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,906
Always so dramatic, brother.
383
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,579
Wow. A whole meal
without a phone on the table.
384
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,831
Is it my birthday?
385
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:42,459
Why don't I do all the dishes
since you did all the cooking?
386
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,127
Never gonna say no to that.
387
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,588
- JORDAN: You know what?
- (PHONE UNLOCKS)
388
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,757
We should take a trip
this summer.
389
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,593
How about we go
to the Berkshires?
390
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,263
Unless you really don't
like mosquitoes.
391
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,931
Uh-huh. Sounds nice.
392
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,809
- (WATER RUNNING)
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
393
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,336
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
394
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,812
{\an8}- (CHIMES)
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
395
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,273
You know, in the Berkshires,
they have these little flies.
396
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,985
They're called mayflies.
They usually come out in May.
397
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,654
But, um, sometimes
they-- they last,
398
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,072
you know,
like through the summer.
399
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,575
But I think
we're probably gonna be good
400
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,411
if we go in, uh, like July.
401
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:04,666
(CHIMES)
402
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,376
{\an8}(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
403
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,338
{\an8}(CHIMES)
404
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,006
Or we could drive south.
405
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,633
I've always wanted to go
to Savannah.
406
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,635
Have you ever been to Savannah?
407
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,304
I don't know how they feel
about Jews, though.
408
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:21,683
Sounds delightful... ly
anthropological.
409
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,281
- (CHIMES)
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
410
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,491
JORDAN:
The one thing about Savannah
411
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:41,829
is I feel like the humidity
is gonna be really bad there.
412
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,832
And, um, you haven't really seen
me sweat yet, so...
413
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,474
JORDAN: You know what?
Maybe not Savannah because I--
414
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,478
I have this sweating condition,
it's not pretty.
415
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,148
Ooh, we should grab ice cream
from Mr. Kiwi.
416
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,025
You read my mind.
417
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,194
- (CHIMES)
- JULIEN: You up here, babe?
418
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,239
- (CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
- Yeah, I'm just waiting for you.
419
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,870
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
420
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,301
JORDAN:
All done. All right, let's go.
421
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,095
I want cookies and cream.
422
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,976
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
423
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,603
Well, that was unexpected.
424
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,480
I forgot how uncomplicated
sex can be.
425
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,108
You mean with just one person?
426
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,278
No, just me and you being...
being us.
427
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,155
Max will understand, right?
428
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,534
Well, he did ask us
to give him space.
429
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,786
And I think we're definitely
giving it to him.
430
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,122
Exactly. Oh, and time.
431
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,708
Don't forget,
he also asked for that too.
432
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,127
- Or maybe...
- We shouldn't tell him?
433
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,632
- Because after this...
- It won't happen again.
434
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,800
I mean, at least until
we have some clarity
435
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,427
about what we are,
the three of us.
436
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,513
Yeah. So it's settled then.
437
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,599
We're just doing
what's best for the three of us.
438
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,646
Now we should do it again.
439
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,278
It's like every time
we get close to GG,
440
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,029
she sees us coming.
441
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,198
But who would betray us
like that?
442
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,992
Well, whoever she is,
she's gotta be offering
443
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,328
something in return, right?
444
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,498
I mean, something
they couldn't get anywhere else.
445
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,666
What could be so important
that you'd lie to the people
446
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,709
you care most about?
447
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,545
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
448
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,547
Hold that thought.
449
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,675
When you said
you were in the shower,
450
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,802
I TaskRabbited
some Morgensterns.
451
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,804
So I'm gonna go grab that
and then when I come back,
452
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,473
we'll make a plan B through Z
on how to take down GG.
453
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,766
- Sound good?
- Sounds perfect.
454
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,226
- All right.
- (SMOOCHES)
455
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,233
- (SIGHS)
- (CELLPHONE CLICKS)
456
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,243
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
457
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,288
(GASPS)
458
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,544
Obie? Our Obie? No fucking way.
459
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,672
They were DM-ing in Vanish Mode.
And it all clicked.
460
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,549
He's been working
with her this whole time.
461
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,842
It's how she knew
we were coming.
462
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,343
Obie fired the warning shots.
463
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,804
Et tu, Otto? But why?
464
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,681
MONET: To take down his family,
obviously.
465
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,391
I mean, why else would she care
about old Germans
466
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,892
and real estate scandals?
467
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,394
LUNA: And why should I care
about this?
468
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,647
What's gotten into you, Lu?
469
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,401
Maybe I'm just tired
of high school. Aren't you?
470
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,487
Okay, look, no one starts
something like Gossip Girl
471
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,072
without wanting to be known.
To be talked about.
472
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,783
To be talked about?
She's anonymous.
473
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,242
ZOYA: What if she wasn't?
474
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,912
GG thinks she's unstoppable.
475
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,956
That level of pride
can only mean one thing.
476
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,250
If you damage it, she'll react.
477
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,878
So, what does an egotist hate
more than anything?
478
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,255
Someone taking the mic
and doing it better?
479
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,340
You're going to say
you're Gossip Girl.
480
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,259
And on the official account too.
481
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,303
Claiming credit for being
Gossip Girl this whole time
482
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:29,264
in a spectacular,
headline-grabbing photobomb,
483
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:32,100
on the Met Gala steps
of all places.
484
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,270
And when the real GG
sees you claim credit,
485
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,939
she won't be able to resist
outing herself
486
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,815
in order to regain glory.
487
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,985
Only it won't be me.
488
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,237
No. No one would buy it.
489
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,281
She's gone after you
too hard, too often.
490
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,951
We need a more obvious bad guy.
491
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,078
Oh...
492
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,502
Why are you all looking at me?
493
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,588
(SCOFFS) I'd be more believable
as Anonymous.
494
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,507
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Fine, I'll do it.
495
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:07,677
No. It has to be me.
It makes the most sense.
496
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,429
She started when I arrived.
Dan was an outsider.
497
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:13,183
Yeah, and a terrible writer,
so this tracks.
498
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:17,354
He also talked about himself
almost as much anybody else.
499
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,480
So let's lean in.
500
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,982
People have to believe
this is true if it's gonna work.
501
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,067
But you could be expelled.
502
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,529
GG destroyed my dad's career.
So that's a risk...
503
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,614
I'm willing to take.
504
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:32,035
Okay. Now, who wants to hear
the plan?
505
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,829
JULIEN: Audrey will get Kiki
to create a gown
506
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,831
for the reveal of all reveals.
507
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,499
My mom's in rehab, remember?
508
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,211
But I'm sure she'd love to help.
509
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:42,337
JULIEN: How we doing in here?
510
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:45,048
- AUDREY: I'd say
two more minutes and we're...
- Done!
511
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,510
JULIEN: Max will convince Gideon
to invite an unexpected guest
512
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:49,886
as his plus one.
513
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,556
- Suddenly, I feel undressed.
- Oh, nonsense, you look perfect.
514
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,016
JULIEN: Luna will smuggle
Keek's dress into the gala
515
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,184
so that Zoya
can make a quick change
516
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,270
- before she hits the carpet.
- I wouldn't ask, but my client
517
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,021
did just rip
a rather revealing seam.
518
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,858
Anything for you, Miss La.
Let me worry about my aunt.
519
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,360
Um, any chance
you might wanna take a selfie?
520
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:06,444
I thought you'd never ask.
521
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,779
JULIEN:
And most important of all...
522
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,990
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
- ...before we do
the big reveal,
523
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,200
we need to make sure
that Gossip Girl is watching.
524
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,910
Wait a minute.
How are we supposed to do that?
525
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,995
By posting.
526
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,205
Only this time, we do it better
than she ever could.
527
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,333
We get more scandalous,
more brutal.
528
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,669
We say even more revealing stuff
about ourselves
529
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,504
than she ever dared to.
530
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,174
We tell the truth. All of it.
531
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,217
I'll need every one of you
to text me
532
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,887
your biggest,
most revealing secrets,
533
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,555
and I'll post them as her.
534
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,558
But... only if everyone agrees.
535
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,563
Mm-hmm.
536
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:53,241
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
537
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,334
Let's fuck this bitch up.
538
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,252
♪ ("AMORE SELVAGGIO"
BY MARLI BLU AND MARCO MOSCHINO
PLAYING) ♪
539
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,087
GOSSIP GIRL:
Greetings, followers.
540
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,465
Did you miss me?
541
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,258
On this holy
of all holy nights...
542
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,426
{\an8}(CELLPHONES CHIME)
543
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:15,347
{\an8}...how about I make up for
some unfortunately lost time
544
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,265
{\an8}by giving you my rundown
545
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:21,603
of the hottest and the not-its
looks and lookers?
546
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,437
(CELLPHONES CHIMING)
547
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,398
GOSSIP GIRL:
They say the truth hurts.
548
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,441
{\an8}- I hope you're all sadists...
- Wow!
549
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,195
...because tonight,
you'll be getting the whole
550
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,655
and nothing but.
551
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,491
Including
the biggest truth of all.
552
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:41,039
The identity of yours truly.
553
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:44,167
Holy shit. The kids are claiming
they're gonna reveal
554
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,127
GG's identity
at the Met Gala tonight,
555
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,588
like right now.
Do you think they found us?
556
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,548
This is Julien
playing games again.
557
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,008
Do not take the bait.
558
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,594
(SIGHS) You're right.
You're right.
559
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,637
I know you're right.
560
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,848
I'm gonna distract myself
with a shower.
561
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,100
That's a great idea.
562
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:04,354
- ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
- (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
563
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,444
GOSSIP GIRL: Monet de Haan,
looking funereal Kim
564
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,155
at Kourtney's
Dolce & Bananas wedding.
565
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,657
- It's giving a nine out of ten.
- Wow. Look at that!
566
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:19,995
But what's hotter is her mother
having been the brains
567
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,372
behind
the union-busting scandal
568
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:25,709
Daddy de Haan
pinned on Nick Nobody.
569
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,633
Obie Bergmann!
I'd recognize you anywhere.
570
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,677
Andy Cohen. Nice to, uh,
nice to meet you.
571
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,886
How do you know who I am?
572
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,806
I'm a big Gossip Girl fan.
You're one of its stars.
573
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,475
Wait, Gossip Girl is back?
574
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,019
With a vengeance.
It's almost like a reality show
575
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,062
at this point.
576
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,189
GG not only outed
my husband Eric,
577
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,567
she nearly destroyed his family
and friends,
578
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,610
and then she turned out
to be my brother-in-law.
579
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,613
It's very complicated story
that would take
580
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,324
like six years to explain.
581
00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:00,118
Yeah, but your Gossip Girl's
far more brutal.
582
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,369
Plus, there's no love story
like Chuck and Blair.
583
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,663
I mean, it's straight up mean.
584
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,291
I hope someone finds
whoever it is and stops them.
585
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,376
- Yeah.
- Obie, was it?
586
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,003
- Yes.
- Well, good luck.
587
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,964
Thank you. Cheers.
588
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,758
- See you. Let's go find SJ.
- Oh, yeah.
589
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,221
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
590
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,266
Audrey Hope, what a surprise
to see you here.
591
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,726
- Surprised why?
- I mean...
592
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:29,314
I'm sorry. I-- I'm late
for anything that isn't this.
593
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,524
I-- I-- Actually, I sent this in
to Gossip Girl,
594
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,860
but she ignored me.
Um... But I just figured
595
00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,071
it was only fair
that I tell you myself.
596
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,989
Okay, fine. Tell me.
597
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:43,036
(WHISPERING)
598
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:49,793
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
599
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:02,472
- AUDREY: We have to talk.
- About what?
600
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:03,473
You know what?
601
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,183
You can read about it
in a minute.
602
00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:06,976
Read about what?
603
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,436
MAX: Hey, everyone.
Everything ready, I hope?
604
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,023
So nice to see
the three of you together.
605
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:15,276
{\an8}I spy Alessandro Michele
over there.
606
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,946
{\an8}Or is that Jared Leto?
Hey! You...
607
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,573
{\an8}- You look ravishing.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
608
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,325
Hey, your clothes
are behind this wall.
609
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,662
Let's get you ready, come on.
You two, keep an eye out.
610
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:26,621
AKI MENZIES:
You haven't told your dad?
611
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:30,250
- Told him what?
- That we're taking a break?
612
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,254
- Is that what we're doing?
- Isn't it?
613
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,506
One of us definitely is.
614
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,926
{\an8}(CELLPHONES CHIMING)
615
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,470
{\an8}GOSSIP GIRL:
Max Wolfe in Bode bondage.
616
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,763
{\an8}Seven out of ten.
617
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,849
'Cause haven't we been
here before?
618
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,643
A leopard can't change
its spots, and a lone wolf
619
00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:52,856
{\an8}can't be tamed.
Max strayed from his pack
620
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:56,317
with none other than
apex predator Heidi B.
621
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,194
Will the collision
with that icy Berg
622
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,488
sink the Tri-Tanic?
623
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,489
That's what
I wanted to tell you.
624
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,367
It's what
he should have told us.
625
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,536
It happened after our fight
at the summit.
626
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,496
I was angry and hurt.
627
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,166
And Heidi got me
very, very drunk.
628
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,750
♪ ("SUPER SAIYAN"
BY DUCKWRTH PLAYING)
629
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,129
Yeah. But I-- I'm glad
that it happened.
630
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:17,964
- You are?
- You are?
631
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,549
Yeah.
632
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:24,095
Because of all the allegedly
regrettable things
633
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,307
that I've done in my life,
cheating on you two
634
00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,893
was the first time
that I felt true regret.
635
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,648
Look, I miss you both, terribly.
636
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,445
You may not feel that way
after you read the next post.
637
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,363
ZOYA: Hello? You're supposed
to be helping me?
638
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:42,739
What are you talking about?
639
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,497
PHOTOGRAPHER 1:
Right here, turn over here.
640
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,123
I've been stalling
on the carpet so long,
641
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,709
people are getting sick of me!
Get an ETA please?
642
00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,336
On it. Yeah, okay.
643
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:57,879
Okay.
644
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,551
Julien Calloway?
It's Fernando
645
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,513
- from Monse and Oscar.
- I know who you are.
646
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,222
Laura and I were
looking at you from over there,
647
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,556
you both look amazing.
648
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,351
And if you guys
are ever interested
649
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,437
in modeling, give us a call.
650
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,523
Oh, she's just my stylist.
She's not a model.
651
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:17,941
- See you inside?
- Okay.
652
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,988
- Did you seriously just do that?
- Do what?
653
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,533
Once again,
you're so self-obsessed
654
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:28,910
you can't see anyone
outside yourself.
655
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,329
I'm done. I'm fucking done.
656
00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,791
Wait! I need you
for this to work!
657
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,254
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- PHOTOGRAPHER 2:
Beautiful. Beautiful, thank you.
658
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:43,675
♪ They've been waiting
For me to walk on water ♪
659
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,802
♪ Well don't hold your breath
Baby I owe you nada... ♪
660
00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:48,888
GOSSIP GIRL: Oh, JC.
You should have heeded
661
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,474
{\an8}Coco's advice
and taken one thing off.
662
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,977
{\an8}Yourself. Out of that fit.
663
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,603
{\an8}Shine slight
like a zirconia, BB.
664
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,854
{\an8}- (GASPS)
- GOSSIP GIRL: Six out of ten.
665
00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:01,276
When will she learn
to not be such a try-hard?
666
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,361
Or is she still trying to outrun
667
00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:07,240
that she's still living large
off DJ Daddy's dirty dollars?
668
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,659
Hey, can we talk?
669
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,286
I know, it's awful.
670
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,621
And just when I thought GG
couldn't stoop any lower.
671
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,957
♪ ("WEIRD GOODBYES"
BY THE NATIONAL PLAYING) ♪
672
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,543
I know you posted that.
673
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,298
Bravo. Are you gonna
use those powers of perception
674
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,675
to rat us out again?
That's right, we all know.
675
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,594
You were working
with her all along.
676
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,266
Look, I'm sorry, Jules.
677
00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,395
I am, all right? But look,
things have been so complicated
678
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,646
with my family,
679
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,023
teaming up with Gossip Girl
seemed like my only choice.
680
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:43,860
All right?
And I-- I wanted to tell you,
681
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,987
but I was
afraid of losing you again,
682
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,239
and I've clearly been
misled by GG
683
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,700
and lost sight
of what matters most.
684
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,036
Right? My friends.
685
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:54,912
But most of all, you.
686
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,667
Okay? So just please
give me another shot.
687
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,169
Just give me access to GG,
688
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,046
and I will post
a bitter pill of my own.
689
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,303
JULIEN:
Don't let me down again.
690
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,348
All right.
691
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,519
Look, I'll say it again.
We make a good team.
692
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,564
We belong together.
And Heidi, she meant nothing.
693
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,899
Max, there's something that...
694
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:24,734
Well...
695
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,903
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- What?
696
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,823
GOSSIP GIRL: Audrey and Aki,
697
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,326
this year's harle-queen
and king.
698
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:36,871
A median six out of ten.
Monochrome was so last season.
699
00:32:36,954 --> 00:32:40,166
You know what else
appears to be over?
700
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,085
The unholy trinity.
701
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:45,296
Max may have trifled
outside the triad,
702
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,757
but Audrey and Aki
trifled within.
703
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,093
Evens beats odds any day.
704
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,844
We were upset
about the possibility
705
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,055
of losing you, so we...
706
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:57,058
Went running back to each other
and acted as if I never existed?
707
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,769
Enough Call Me by Your Lame.
It's time, come on.
708
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,397
GOSSIP GIRL: Noble O,
what did that disco ball
709
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,691
do to you? Two out of ten.
710
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,359
But since we're
talking betrayal,
711
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:08,945
let's focus all in the family.
712
00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,613
That fall of Helena?
713
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,907
Less her due
and a lot more coup.
714
00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:16,953
She was set up by her
duplicitous daughter,
715
00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:19,872
wanting to snatch the empire
all to herself,
716
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,917
and I have the receipts
to prove it.
717
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,002
- Achtung, Baby H?
- What the fuck is this?
718
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,924
What are you talking about?
Heidi, you're not making sense.
719
00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:31,759
You know exactly
what I'm talking about.
720
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,094
You told Gossip Girl,
you little bitch.
721
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,430
I knew it!
722
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,266
Yes, you're right.
See? I'm still saying it.
723
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,892
- I'm so disappointed.
- Don't be. Look.
724
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,354
Obie's doing it.
He's taking out his sister!
725
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,732
This is like proof
of concept right here!
726
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,609
It worked!
The whole thing worked!
727
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,028
OBIE BERGMANN: Told her
what exactly, Heidi?
728
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,196
You're not making any sense.
729
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,614
HEIDI: You know exactly
what you did!
730
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,908
OBIE: No, I don't.
What-- I have no idea
what you're talking about.
731
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,620
(PHONE RINGING)
732
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,039
MONET: Where are you? Obie lied.
He's using GG for his own shit.
733
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,916
Julien's gonna be pissed
when she finds out.
734
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,586
- I need your help.
- I don't care.
735
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,963
- (CELLPHONE BEEPING)
- Okay.
736
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,092
- Um... Excuse me, sir.
- Yes.
737
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,136
Hi. I'm so sorry
to do this to you,
738
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,805
but I think that someone might
be recording tonight's event.
739
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,515
- That's like a big no-no, right?
- Mm-hmm.
740
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,018
- Yeah, okay. Look at this.
- HEIDI: Why are you being
so fucking weird? What is this?
741
00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:24,479
- OBIE: I'm just trying to make
sure I know what you're asking.
- Got it.
742
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,521
MONET: Thank you so much.
743
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,398
Look, maybe Mom's attorneys
found out what you did,
744
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,399
all right? I mean, she said
she had receipts.
745
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,818
- Is that at all possible?
- I don't know. I...
746
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,779
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
I don't think so. I...
747
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,489
You little...
748
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,449
- Sir, please come with me.
- HEIDI: You little bitch.
749
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,994
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
750
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,874
Don't fuck this up, honey.
751
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,336
Olivia, such an honor
to have you here
752
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,505
- in this fantastic...
- Carolina Herrera.
753
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,048
- Well, you look amazing.
- Thank you.
754
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,299
Lukas Gage.
This is your first Met, right?
755
00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:56,803
Yes, it is. I think it's just
a lesson for everyone out there.
756
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,388
If you show your ass on TV,
you get invited to the Met Gala.
757
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,682
Period. You look fantastic.
Enjoy your evening, guys.
758
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,975
- You too. Thank you.
- Thank you.
759
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,103
It's now! It's now!
760
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:09,774
PHOTOGRAPHER 1: Olivia!
761
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,319
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
762
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,824
(CROWD GASP)
763
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,867
REPORTER 1:
Wait, who is that?
764
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:23,287
That can't be real.
Is this real?
765
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,038
REPORTER 2:
What's going on?
766
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,540
REPORTER 1:
Is that really her?
767
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,874
REPORTER 2: And look.
768
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,043
REPORTER 3:
Tell us your name!
769
00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:30,670
REPORTER 4:
Could it really be her?
770
00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:35,591
REPORTER 2: Oh, my God.
She looks incredible.
771
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,884
REPORTER 1:
It says "Gossip Girl"!
772
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,387
REPORTER 3: She's Gossip Girl!
Oh, my God. Look at that!
773
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,055
REPORTER 1:
Gossip Girl! Who are you?
774
00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:41,931
REPORTER 3: Zoya!
775
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,474
REPORTER 5:
This way please, this way!
776
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,475
REPORTER 3:
She's Gossip Girl.
777
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:45,977
REPORTER 3:
Does anyone know who she is?
778
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,979
REPORTER 1:
Can we see your face?
Can we see your face?
779
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:49,522
REPORTER 3:
What's your name?
Tell us who you are!
780
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:52,233
Is that a Gee's Bend quilt dress
augmented by, uh...
781
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:52,567
Kiki Hope!
782
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,569
Kiki Hope?
783
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,571
SECURITY 1: (OVER RADIO)
A guest's causing a disturbance.
784
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,905
We've got a rogue
walker on the carpet.
785
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:58,781
SECURITY 2: We got her.
786
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,241
SECURITY 3:
Get her out of there, now!
787
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,576
- Shit!
- SECURITY 2: Let's go. Come on.
788
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,077
- SECURITY 4: Come on.
- SECURITY 5: Let's go.
789
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:03,911
- REPORTER 3: No! Stop!
- SECURITY 2: We're on our way.
790
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,372
REPORTER 3: Stop! No!
Don't take her!
791
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:08,749
Are you seeing this?
792
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,585
REPORTER 3: Zoya,
turn around! Please!
793
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,961
Zoya, just a quick picture,
please turn around!
794
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:16,132
(CAMERA SHUTTERS
CLICKING RAPIDLY)
795
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,554
Why would Zoya do this?
796
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:25,975
Attention, power, influence?
797
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,811
Let her have it. You're free.
798
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,898
We're free!
No one will ever know it's you.
799
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,317
I know.
800
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,193
It's perfect.
801
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,951
Nothing. There's nothing.
802
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:50,416
Well, Operation: Out GG
was a total fucking bust.
803
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:51,250
All of that for nothing.
804
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:54,962
It's okay, Jules.
You tried. Truly.
805
00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,298
But it wasn't enough.
806
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,259
And now GG gets to vanish
into the ether
807
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:03,095
while my little sister
goes down for all of it.
808
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:06,557
Yet another one of my plans
up in flames
809
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,183
and hurting people
that I care about.
810
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,979
I found Max.
811
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:13,314
Go.
812
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,073
Max. Max,
is now a good time to talk?
813
00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,950
What's there to discuss?
Okay? You betrayed me.
814
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,910
Max, come on.
I think it's safe to say
815
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,328
we all did some betraying here.
816
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,123
Yeah, exactly.
So why don't we move past
817
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,626
our mutual transgressions
and just...
818
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:34,961
forgive each other?
819
00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:43,886
This didn't work, just admit it.
This did not work at all.
820
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,221
- AUDREY: Max...
- So if it didn't...
821
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,476
so if it's over,
and it is over,
822
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,020
it's over
for all three of us, right?
823
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,606
- AKI: No, we--
- All for all or none for none.
824
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,192
We...
825
00:37:58,734 --> 00:37:59,777
We...
826
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,029
don't wanna be done.
827
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:03,990
Which "we"?
828
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:06,867
Us three or you two?
829
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:11,372
(SIGHS)
830
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:19,755
What an absolute... fool I am,
an absolute fucking fool.
831
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,718
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
832
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,055
♪ ("WHY AM I LIKE THIS?"
BY ORLA GARTLAND PLAYING) ♪
833
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,516
I loved you.
You know that, right?
834
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,854
Fuck you, both of you.
835
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,522
(SOBS)
836
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,819
(SIGHS)
837
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,657
Just got off the phone
with, uh, my mom's lawyers.
838
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,495
Told them, you know,
Heidi set her up...
839
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,414
and I can prove
the whole thing.
840
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:54,498
What did he say?
841
00:38:55,666 --> 00:39:00,796
Oh, you know, he said,
uh... (CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)
842
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,381
He said that I should
mind my own business
843
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,759
and that Heidi's ruthlessness
844
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:05,259
is exactly
what the company needs.
845
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,556
Here I am, you know, just...
846
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,934
trying to do
the right thing and...
847
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,312
yet again screwing over
someone that I love.
848
00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,064
My plan didn't work either.
849
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,317
What didn't work?
850
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,529
Drawing Gossip Girl out.
851
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,657
We thought that if Zoya
took credit for being GG,
852
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:32,036
that she would be so jealous
that she would out herself.
853
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:34,914
But instead, we just gave her
an escape hatch.
854
00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:37,124
And now, Zoya is gonna have
a permanent record,
855
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,876
be expelled from school,
856
00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:39,668
among being
one of the most hated people
857
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,504
in New York.
858
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,589
That's it?
859
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:48,344
That's what you wanted to do?
That's... that's easy.
860
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,931
What are you talking about?
861
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,267
Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
862
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,562
What's the best way
to catch flies?
863
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,482
Honey.
864
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,360
Money.
865
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,156
(CHIMES)
866
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,953
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
867
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:25,381
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
868
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,720
(CARS HONKING)
869
00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:39,270
We're closed for the night.
870
00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:43,065
Yes, I know.
I'm here for the meeting.
871
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,026
The Shonda meeting?
Or the Ryan Murphy...
872
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,236
You're with
the Gossip Girl group?
873
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:51,240
- Yes. I'm with Gossip Girl.
- Danny Strong is right this way.
874
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,999
Mr. Strong,
you can't believe these women.
875
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:01,542
They're not Gossip Girl,
876
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,712
and they don't have the rights
to her story.
877
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:07,256
- Ms. Keller?
- Oh, my God.
878
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,382
My story.
879
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,178
I'm Gossip Girl.
880
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,055
And I can prove it.
881
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,391
I refuse to allow anyone
else to take credit.
882
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,811
And credit you shall have.
883
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,522
Tomorrow morning, in fact,
on the front page
of the Spectator.
884
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,900
And tomorrow night, on my show.
885
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,234
Eric's at the Spectator
right now,
886
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,403
giving the exclusive to Nate.
887
00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:31,989
I wanted to see what you looked
like with my own eyes.
888
00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:34,533
A teacher? What a twist!
889
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:38,913
- Also, kinda gross.
- NICK: How could you do this?
890
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,789
I-- I-- I wanted
to make them better.
891
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,458
I wanted them to be better!
892
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:46,086
So you cyberstalked and bullied
teenagers into being scared,
893
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,006
hurt, confused, isolated?
894
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,927
You tried to ruin Julien's life.
895
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,303
Her father
is an evil person who--
896
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:56,764
You tried to destroy
my daughter's reputation.
897
00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:58,140
You did destroy my career.
898
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,935
- Nick, please, I can explain.
- You tried to get close to me.
899
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,019
- You pretended to care.
- I do care.
900
00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:04,021
Explain to them.
901
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,190
(SCOFFS)
902
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:07,983
Zoya's a minor.
She would've gotten a fine,
903
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,860
some counseling. But you?
904
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:13,781
NICK: First degree harassment,
stalking in the third degree,
905
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,532
the civil suits you have
coming your way.
906
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:18,619
Let's talk libel.
Let's talk defamation.
907
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,329
Whatever happens to me,
I'll be able to sleep at night
908
00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:23,666
knowing I succeeded.
I made you better.
909
00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:27,211
- I made you good.
- You didn't make us anything.
910
00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,338
And in a year's time,
911
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:31,298
we'll have all forgotten
about you.
912
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,926
But you?
You'll have lost everything.
913
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:36,762
What about the rights?
914
00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:38,597
ANDY COHEN:
If you were a kid, maybe.
915
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,891
But no one
wants to see a teacher.
916
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:45,062
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
917
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,236
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
918
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:57,491
♪ ("L'APPUNTAMENTO"
BY ORNELLA VANONI PLAYING) ♪
919
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,469
Obes, wake up.
I have a great day planned.
920
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,388
No, no plans, no plans.
We're on vacation.
921
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,766
We've been vacationing
for weeks!
922
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:04,433
We only have three days left
in Rome
923
00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:07,061
before we get back on the yacht.
924
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,771
So we have
lots of shopping to do.
925
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,734
You're waking me up
for shopping?
926
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,153
And walking and eating
and kissing...
927
00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:17,988
(DOOR OPENING)
928
00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,448
Oh, good, you're up.
929
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:22,076
Look, we only have
20 more minutes
930
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,244
before breakfast closes,
and if I miss the maritozzo,
931
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,954
I will be a real mother...
932
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,706
(LAUGHS)
933
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,793
So, what are we gonna wear?
Yesterday, Léa Seydoux
934
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,878
was dressed to the nines.
935
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:37,257
- Let's be tens.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
936
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,676
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
937
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,595
Not a chance I'm going shopping.
938
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:47,184
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER )
939
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:50,104
Oh, someone woke up late.
940
00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,980
Okay, you promised
you'd stop poking.
941
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,774
You promised you'd stop
deserving it. Hey...
942
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:56,735
AKI: Peace at last.
943
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,862
I mean, if this is what
the EU brings out in us,
944
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,906
I don't think
we should ever leave.
945
00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:01,824
Honestly, man, I mean,
946
00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:04,451
what's waiting back
in New York, anyways?
947
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,786
Okay, don't get me wrong.
This place is beautiful
948
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,289
and everything looks
like an Instagram filter.
949
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,542
But now that GG's gone,
I feel like my life in New York
950
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:11,792
is just about to start.
951
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,961
Hmm.
952
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,672
Time to find what makes the city
special to me, you know?
953
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:19,133
Does that include finding
a special someone?
954
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:22,386
You all have your great loves.
Maybe it's time I find mine.
955
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,515
Well, seeing
that we just became friends,
956
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:29,059
I'd say let's take it
one miracle at a time.
957
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,687
Now, eat, we're already
behind schedule.
958
00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:32,938
What's on schedule?
959
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,607
ALL: Shopping!
960
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,694
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
961
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,659
So, tell me
about this great love.
962
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:46,743
What are you looking for?
Details.
963
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,498
Um, I guess
somebody who understands
964
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,542
- where I come from.
- AUDREY: Mm-hmm.
965
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,837
And someone who shares
the same interests as me.
966
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,089
Someone who
definitely can't afford this.
967
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,592
Or this, actually.
968
00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:03,677
I'd say it's on me,
but unfortunately,
969
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:08,307
- I am that someone.
- Well, lucky for you two,
970
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:11,018
my dad feels so guilty,
he wants to buy back my love,
971
00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:13,270
- so...
- (LAUGHS)
972
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:15,105
- AUDREY:
Do you have these in a 38?
- Si. I'll check.
973
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,653
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah, it's just Monet
974
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,864
complaining about how her mom
won't let her come meet us.
975
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:24,948
Of course.
976
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:27,576
Okay, I'm gonna go
try these shoes on.
977
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,166
Did you ever figure out why
it was so important for us
978
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:36,460
to come to Rome?
979
00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:38,462
I was really looking forward
to Ravello.
980
00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:40,672
Yeah, you know,
Jules wouldn't say.
981
00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:42,966
She won't tell me.
But all she said
982
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:43,884
is that she has some
opportunity out here
983
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,928
and... if it goes well,
then she'll tell me.
984
00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:51,725
Well, at least we made
the most of it.
985
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:57,814
♪ ("VERDE LUNA"
BY FLO SANDON'S PLAYING) ♪
986
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:30,138
Okay, I have to say it.
987
00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:31,014
We've been on that boat
for weeks
988
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,350
and everyone else
has been afraid to.
989
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,435
You have to be mad.
990
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,437
I'm not.
991
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,438
Are we really talking
about this right now?
992
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,983
You have to be mad, Julien.
993
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,901
No, I-- I really think
she's not.
994
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:47,114
She-- She took your spot
up there. That was yours.
995
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,115
Okay, she didn't take anything.
996
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:50,784
I got the same offer,
and I didn't follow up.
997
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:52,619
You know what?
It's one campaign.
998
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,788
You know what I mean? How long
is it gonna be up there?
999
00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:55,831
A month, two months?
1000
00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:57,082
AKI: Yeah. And models are
a dime a dozen anyway.
1001
00:47:57,165 --> 00:48:00,294
You wanna grill me? Let's see
if you can take the same heat.
1002
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:02,087
Have you heard from him?
1003
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:04,464
Has anyone?
1004
00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:08,302
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Um... Well, what's to hear?
1005
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:11,305
We hurt him,
and he hates us, so...
1006
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:12,931
Yeah,
last time I talked to Gidi,
1007
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,142
he said Max was going away
for the summer
1008
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:17,894
and specifically said
not to tell us where, so...
1009
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:20,397
Wherever he is,
I'm sure that he's fine.
1010
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,815
All right? He's always fine.
1011
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:27,279
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
1012
00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:31,199
- (GROANS, COUGHS)
- BOUNCER: Idiot! Leave him out!
1013
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:34,119
Oh, fuck. (GROANS)
1014
00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:38,582
Throwing me out... (COUGHS)
...means that you are over.
1015
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,336
- Freund.
- And don't come back.
1016
00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:48,425
(GROANS)
1017
00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:52,471
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1018
00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:05,484
MAN: You must have done
something pretty terrible
1019
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,319
to get thrown out of Berghain.
1020
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:12,658
Need any help?
1021
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:17,287
Oh, you'll do just fine.
1022
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,919
♪ (RELAXED JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1023
00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,552
♪ (MUSICIAN SINGING
IN ITALIAN) ♪
1024
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,846
(IN ENGLISH) I'm not gonna be
available tomorrow.
1025
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:35,931
What, the mission is finally
activated?
1026
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,021
Look, you can trust me.
All right?
1027
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:44,022
Things have changed.
We're-- We're different.
1028
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:48,902
I do trust you. I...
I just don't trust myself.
1029
00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:51,947
If I tell you
and you tell me not to do it,
1030
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:54,991
I might not do it,
and I really need to do this.
1031
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,374
Good luck.
1032
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,961
♪ (MUSICIAN SCATTING) ♪
1033
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,887
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1034
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:42,414
(TOUR GUIDE LECTURING)
1035
00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:54,050
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
1036
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,065
(TOUR GUIDE CONTINUES LECTURING)
1037
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,818
You've got good taste.
1038
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:14,488
Hmm?
1039
00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,364
But my favorite's Hapgood.
1040
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:18,074
Arcadia's a close second.
1041
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:21,995
This place is amazing, isn't it?
1042
00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:24,664
Nothing like it
back in the States.
1043
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,333
Why do we live there again?
1044
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,501
(ZOYA CHUCKLES)
1045
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,046
Oh, I'm interrupting your--
your zoning out.
1046
00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,298
No, no, no, I wasn't.
I was, um...
1047
00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,761
I was just picturing
what it would feel like
1048
00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:40,055
to write something worthy
of a place like this.
1049
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,850
Which then reminded me
that I haven't written anything
1050
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:47,270
worthy of...
even myself in a year.
1051
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,689
I'm sorry, I don't know why
I just told you that. I don't--
1052
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,650
I don't even know you.
1053
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,487
Phillip Price. Now you know me.
1054
00:51:57,572 --> 00:52:00,826
Zoya Lott,
and I'm not so sure I do.
1055
00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:05,330
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
1056
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,501
I've got two tickets
to The Barber of Seville
1057
00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:11,086
at Caracalla.
1058
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,214
They're these
ancient bath ruins,
1059
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,757
they do opera there
every summer.
1060
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,759
I promise, I'm not a weirdo.
1061
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,052
I was supposed to meet
with a friend,
1062
00:52:19,135 --> 00:52:21,221
but he fell in love
on his way out of Berlin.
1063
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,515
- Oh.
- So that's why
I'm stuck here solo.
1064
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:28,603
Uh, my hostel has these
really weird shower rules,
1065
00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:30,105
so I've got to run, but...
1066
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,441
maybe I'll see you
tomorrow night?
1067
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:41,867
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1068
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,082
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1069
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:02,554
(GASPS)
1070
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,265
I'm Julien Calloway.
1071
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:07,726
Yes, you are.
1072
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,147
And I... I think you're
my aunt Naomi?
1073
00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:13,106
Mimi.
1074
00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:20,530
I don't know
what you want me to say here.
1075
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,161
I came all this way to find you,
1076
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:28,038
even though you've wanted
nothing to do with me
1077
00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:29,247
my entire life.
1078
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,959
That's not... entirely untrue.
1079
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,336
JULIEN: I just want to know why.
1080
00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:38,173
Why don't I know you?
1081
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:39,633
Why don't I know
my grandparents?
1082
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:40,550
Are they even still alive?
1083
00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:48,224
And why, because of that,
do I know nothing
1084
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,143
about my mother?
1085
00:53:50,226 --> 00:53:52,979
You're the only one
who can answer these questions.
1086
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:56,942
Julien... God, even just saying
your name...
1087
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,568
JULIEN: No...
1088
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:01,863
I want you
to really think about it.
1089
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:04,240
I want to know it's the truth.
1090
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:13,249
Once you know,
there's no going back.
1091
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:15,961
And you may not like it.
1092
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,386
I'll be here tomorrow at 9:00.
1093
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:26,429
Table for two.
1094
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:36,648
If you show up,
I'll know you're ready to talk.
1095
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,442
I'll be ready to listen.
1096
00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:43,571
♪ ("DAZZLE" BY SIOUXSIE
AND THE BANSHEES PLAYING) ♪
1097
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:48,785
♪ The stars that shine ♪
1098
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:53,623
♪ And the stars that shrink ♪
1099
00:54:53,707 --> 00:55:00,588
♪ In the face of stagnation
The water runs ♪
1100
00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:06,052
♪ Before your eyes ♪
1101
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,930
♪ Swallowing diamonds
A cutting throat ♪
1102
00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:10,849
♪ Your teeth when you grin ♪
1103
00:55:10,932 --> 00:55:15,228
♪ Reflecting beams
On tombstones ♪
1104
00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:21,985
♪ A jamboree of surprises ♪
1105
00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:25,071
♪ Playing Russian roulette
Or the lucky dip ♪
1106
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,700
♪ A clenched fist
To your heart ♪
1107
00:55:28,783 --> 00:55:31,578
♪ Coal dust on your lungs... ♪
1108
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,954
Hi. Ciao.
1109
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:35,331
How did the mission go?
1110
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,500
It was an illuminating part one.
1111
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,377
And how many parts are there?
1112
00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,171
I don't know yet, but I will
let you know when I do.
1113
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,840
I'm just not
gonna be available tonight.
1114
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,510
Okay. No worries.
Whatever you need.
1115
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,431
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1116
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,105
OBIE: That's what I'm saying,
with all this beautiful food
in front of us,
1117
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,024
all these places to eat,
you guys wanna go shopping?
1118
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,109
- AUDREY: No, but--
- OBIE: I mean, you can shop
in New York.
1119
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,195
We're staying
at the Fendi Suites, bro.
1120
00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:06,529
There's different things
in Italy. Are you crazy?
You know that.
1121
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,157
Don't play dumb. Why do boys
always try to do that?
1122
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,533
I don't--
I'm just saying, guys...
1123
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,535
Grazie.
1124
00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:14,370
Once we get back to New Y--
1125
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,622
Did you land
any new tricks lately?
1126
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:17,123
- No, baby! Stop it!
- (AKI LAUGHS)
1127
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:20,293
- Now, you look happy.
- Well, a boy asked me out.
1128
00:56:20,376 --> 00:56:22,629
A boy who knows
who Tom Stoppard is.
1129
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,297
Oh, he's definitely
got one on us.
1130
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:25,673
You know what?
I met a new friend today too.
1131
00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:27,133
Funny, so did I.
1132
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,385
This really
sweet guy's boyfriend
1133
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:30,887
just dumped him out of nowhere.
1134
00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,639
Well, seems like it's been
a very eventful day
1135
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,641
- for all of us.
- With more to come.
1136
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:37,769
And on that note...
here's to our future...
1137
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,105
and a Gossip Girl-free
existence.
1138
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:42,982
May she rest in pieces,
having given us back our peace.
1139
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,734
- (SIGHS)
- Cheers.
1140
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,153
- Yeah.
- AUDREY: Like, period!
1141
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,614
OBIE: My Lord, it just feels
like I've been reborn,
1142
00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:50,782
you know what I mean?
1143
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:55,620
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1144
00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:16,261
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1145
00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:18,638
All right, uh, leave us.
Um, leave us.
1146
00:59:19,555 --> 00:59:21,891
- Oui, monsieur.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
1147
00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:25,770
Uh...
1148
00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:32,777
So... you were a teacher
at my son's school.
1149
00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:36,531
And then you quit
because of Gossip Girl?
1150
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:41,744
You flew me all the way
to Europe to meet you at dawn
1151
00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:43,579
and talk about Gossip Girl?
1152
00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:44,580
All right, tell me.
1153
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:48,042
(CHUCKLES)
Did you quit because of her
1154
00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:49,502
or because you were her?
1155
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:54,048
- Excuse me?
- Oh, it's all right. I know.
1156
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,175
I know all about
that Kate person.
1157
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:59,095
And I also know
that she didn't act alone.
1158
00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:00,972
Oh, God. Of course you know.
You know everything.
1159
01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:02,724
ROGER MENZIES:
Calm down, Mr. Glassberg.
1160
01:00:02,807 --> 01:00:04,517
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm gonna hire you.
1161
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:10,481
I want to expand Gossip Girl.
1162
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:13,359
Uh, sh-- shouldn't you be
talking to Kate?
1163
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:17,071
No, no. Kate made it
too personal.
1164
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:20,199
She was on a mission.
But you did it for love.
1165
01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:25,163
And I bet you love money, huh?
(LAUGHS)
1166
01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:26,622
You see, Gossip Girl,
1167
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,750
it shouldn't be just one person.
It-- It-- It...
1168
01:00:30,626 --> 01:00:34,047
It should be everybody,
in the palm of your hand,
1169
01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,132
at any moment,
in any part of the world.
1170
01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:39,302
And all ad-supported.
1171
01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:41,679
You wanna make
Gossip Girl an app?
1172
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,307
No, not an app. The app.
1173
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,516
Imagine.
1174
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,394
All the teenagers
all over the world,
1175
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,190
spying on each other. (LAUGHS)
1176
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,277
We'll make so much money...
1177
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:59,238
you'll never have to pick
a fingernail out of a keyboard
1178
01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:00,531
ever again.
1179
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:04,619
I'm offering you
a piece, Mr. Glassberg.
1180
01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:05,661
A piece of the future.
1181
01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,458
What do you say?