1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:04,308 . 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,875 - Hi, my TitiBears. 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,225 ♪ Come into my bathroom 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,314 Okay, so, today, I'm gonna show you all 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,012 how to do a smoky eye 6 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,187 and a new thing I just thought of, 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,232 a smoky mouth. 8 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,321 But before that, I need to holler at you guys 9 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,454 about something supes serious. 10 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:20,933 So I've been seeing a lot of comments 11 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,936 about my, like, feud with the mayor of Los Angeles, 12 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,851 and I just want to clarify something for you all. 13 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:28,854 Yes, Mayor Bremer tried to kill me with his car, 14 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,552 but I am not petty. 15 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:33,163 Some of you are also asking why there's a link in my bio 16 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:35,296 to a Recall Mayor Bremer petition, 17 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,167 and the only reason why it's there 18 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,734 is because I accidentally copied 19 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,518 and then accidentally pasted it there. 20 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,651 So let me just say to all my Bear-Bs 21 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,175 who are posting toxic comments about this guy, 22 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,743 do not click on that link on my behalf. 23 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:49,223 Click it on yours 24 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,747 if you're 18 and registered to vote in Los Angeles. 25 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,359 So now, I'm just gonna be going in 26 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:57,361 with the ashes from one of my dogs who died recently, 27 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,320 but you can get yours from wherever you want. 28 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:02,540 [bright music] 29 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:08,416 ♪ 30 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,157 - TitiB's followers are dangerously close 31 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,288 to making this recall happen. 32 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,637 - Also, "Come Into My Bathroom" 33 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:14,204 is now the number-one song on Spotify 34 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:15,771 and my go-to karaoke channel. 35 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,600 - We need to start taking this seriously. 36 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:21,864 - I don't like this new "West Wing"-y energy, 37 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,693 and it's giving me coke flashbacks to the '80s. 38 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,521 - Okay, stunt on us. 39 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,175 - Look, I'm not gonna get all worked up 40 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,264 about something that's never gonna happen. 41 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:31,830 This is California. 42 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,571 In the last 100 years, 43 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,747 how many recall petitions were there? 44 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,097 - 179. 45 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,360 - Okay, and how many went through? 46 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,144 - Uh, six-- - See? 47 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,494 Now, I wish I had known that the first time you told me 48 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,584 that some wingnut was trying to get me recalled. 49 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:49,239 So stressed out I couldn't enjoy my golf game, 50 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,067 and they will not take that away from me again. 51 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,983 - Okay, yes, sir, but TitiB has millions of followers 52 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,506 who do whatever she says. 53 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,508 - She told her TitiBears to boycott the Oakland Raiders, 54 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:58,944 and they had to move to Las Vegas. 55 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:02,078 - Guys, guys, in order to vote for a recall, 56 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,560 you have to physically mail in your signature. 57 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,953 Her followers don't know what mail is. 58 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,172 - That's true. 59 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,608 My cousins think that mailboxes 60 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:11,914 are Cookie Monster memorials, 61 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,916 and I'm like, "When do you think he died?" 62 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:15,265 - So what do we actually 63 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,181 have to concern ourselves with today? 64 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,923 Ah, Gilbert's birthday. 65 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,403 Hey, Gilbert, my friend, 66 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,666 how old are we this year, 40? 67 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,191 - 32, but I'm a drinker, so-- - Yeah, good for you. 68 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,280 Oh, look, then I go to Schuman's Deli 69 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,803 for the unveiling of my caricature. 70 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:34,241 The artist said that it was difficult 71 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:39,289 to find a flaw to exaggerate. Poor guy. 72 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,509 - You ready, Kwapis? - For Schuman's Deli? Yes. 73 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:42,945 - I'm talking about the recall. 74 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,773 - No, Neil just said that wasn't going to happen. 75 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:47,167 - Politics is like an interview with Kanye West. 76 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,603 Anything can happen. 77 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,431 - No, when I said I would run your campaign, 78 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,084 I thought that would be, like, years away. 79 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,608 - Hold it together, man. 80 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,957 I'm just saying, we've gotta wait 81 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,741 and see how this shakes out. 82 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,830 Relaxed readiness, 83 00:02:58,874 --> 00:02:59,962 hands on knees, 84 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,007 bouncing on the balls of your feet, 85 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,574 holding our bladders. 86 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:05,750 I coach elder softball. 87 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,278 - So you're the almond milk guzzler. 88 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,801 - What? - You know, if you hate 89 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,281 the environment, wouldn't it be easier 90 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,456 to just shoot a polar bear in the face? 91 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,066 - Cut it out. - Hey, you cannot hit me. 92 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:19,982 That is harassment. - Oh, you wish I'd harass you. 93 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,549 Wait, give it back. 94 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,204 Why are you so tall? I'm so little. 95 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,293 [phone vibrates] 96 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,860 - Oh, sorry. It's-- - Paige? 97 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:31,472 I'm really good at reading men's phones upside down. 98 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,387 - Yeah, I should just-- 99 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:37,652 - Ugh, this thing with his ex is driving me crazy. 100 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,220 - But it's so fun for your coworkers to watch you flirt. 101 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,351 I know you could reach the milk! 102 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,570 - Don't get snippy with me 103 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:44,441 just because you're stressed about Neil. 104 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,704 - He's not worried enough about this recall attempt. 105 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,229 I mean, yes, Gen Z doesn't do mail. 106 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,057 - I saw one of our interns use Forever stamps as Band-Aids. 107 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,668 - I just want to know if this thing is happening or not. 108 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,191 I mean, being in limbo like this-- 109 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,628 - [gasps] Just like me and James. 110 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,456 You're right. I should go talk to him. 111 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,154 - Wow. How did you manage to make that about yourself? 112 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,505 - My new year's resolution was to take up more space. 113 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,378 - You know, when I first moved to LA, 114 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:11,425 I thought, "Someday, my caricature 115 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:14,384 will be on the wall at Schuman's Deli." 116 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:16,517 But this isn't Schuman's. 117 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,215 This is clearly a sorority house. 118 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,913 [laughter] 119 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,089 Allow me. 120 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:25,265 Oh, there you go. 121 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,962 [applause] 122 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:29,965 Now, who wants to show me some photos of grandkids? 123 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,619 Oh, gorgeous! 124 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,534 But I bet they don't call enough, do they? 125 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,970 - Well, actually, my granddaughter 126 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,755 called this morning. She asked if I had any stamps. 127 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,889 - That's too funny. My grandson called and asked 128 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:44,980 if I knew where a mailbox was and how to open it. 129 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,155 - Kids. 130 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,591 - Sir, it's time to sign a bagel. 131 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,550 - Ah, good. - Hello. 132 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,552 Just to save us a lot of questions, I'm Filipino. 133 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,989 Now, what did I hear you say about grandkids and mail? 134 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,425 [knock at door] 135 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:58,123 - Uh-oh. You back for round two? 136 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,473 - Yeah. 137 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:02,780 Um, round two of what, James? 138 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,913 Because Paige is still living with you, 139 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,611 which means that things are still messy, 140 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:10,658 so am I just supposed to wait around? 141 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,573 'Cause I haven't been touched by a man in, like-- 142 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,531 - Okay, let me stop you there. 143 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:15,924 I moved out over the weekend. 144 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,840 She just called to figure out the key drop-off. 145 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,363 - Oh. 146 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:23,845 I wish I had known that ten seconds ago. 147 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:26,413 By the way, I actually have been touched by a man. 148 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,545 Many, but not too many. 149 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,286 - I wanted to tell you, but I thought 150 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,245 if I asked you out right away, you'd think it was too soon. 151 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:36,510 - Yeah, um, what are the rules here? 152 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:39,164 - Exactly. I mean, how soon do you ask someone out 153 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,776 after you get out of a failed COVID relationship 154 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,386 that was based on trauma bonding 155 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,040 and getting way too into birding? 156 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,389 - We wait one month. 157 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,391 That seems dignified. 158 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,827 - Yes, very appropriate. 159 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:52,787 - And a month is, what, like, 30 days? 160 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,179 - Sometimes 31. - Mm-hmm. 161 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,007 - Occasionally 28. 162 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,662 - But, um, but not on leap years. 163 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,842 - James, you still coming to the analytics team check-in? 164 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,889 - Of course, yeah. I'll be right there. 165 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,281 - Mm-hmm. 166 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:12,415 - Let's double back to this conversation later. 167 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,026 - Yes. 168 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:19,683 Wow, that was not it. 169 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,512 - Hey, Bear Cubs. We're doing mail. 170 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,949 We got our letter purses and stickers, 171 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,822 and now, we're gonna feed them to the robot. 172 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,520 Recall Mayor Bremer! 173 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,174 - Who showed you how to do this? 174 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,002 . 175 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,308 - Hi, Bear Cubs. Recall challenge. 176 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:37,484 You know that pile of paper 177 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,050 that comes to your parents' house? 178 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:40,791 That's mail. 179 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:42,140 Remember email? 180 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:45,622 It was based on that pile. History lesson! 181 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:49,147 But sometimes you still need to do mail for certain things 182 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,846 like sending headshots to prisons. 183 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,283 All you need is a letter purse 184 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:57,634 and a special sticker. 185 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:00,811 - So they could actually get enough signatures 186 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,466 to make this happen? 187 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,033 - This is bad. 188 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,513 As bad as when they brought Digimon 189 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,644 into the human world 190 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,603 instead of humans into the Digi-world. 191 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,387 We gotta stop this recall! 192 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,910 - [quietly] Getting cold feet, Kwapis? 193 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,435 - No, they're boiling hot all the time. 194 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,958 - All right. 195 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,351 We gotta get our battle strategy in order. 196 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,658 I know we're all a little anxious, 197 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:26,402 but believe me, we are going to stop this recall petition. 198 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,186 - Even if it means killing everyone 199 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,493 between the ages of 18 and 25. 200 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:31,712 - No, don't-- 201 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,104 - Recalls are kind of my specialty, sir. 202 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,193 I did my thesis on Governor Davis' recall, 203 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,151 mostly because I was going through 204 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:37,544 a Patrick Schwarzenegger phase, 205 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,502 but still, we need to start a media blitz yesterday. 206 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,591 - [chuckles] Yesterday? Impossible! 207 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,767 This is the guy running our strategy? 208 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,465 - Okay, the mayor is gonna hit local TV shows. 209 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,031 Arpi and Jayden, you handle radio columns. 210 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:49,120 We also need to get on top of the misinformation campaign 211 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:50,252 around the mayor. - They're saying that 212 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,427 you're actually a regular-sized guy 213 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,646 with little stilts in his pants, 214 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,865 that you got replaced like Avril Lavigne, 215 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,825 oh, that you're using Tommy for youth blood transfusions. 216 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,130 - Which: flattering. 217 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,219 - All right, look, I want you two to team up. 218 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,657 James, handle tech. Mikaela, handle messaging. 219 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,310 And let me know if you need to take any pictures of me 220 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,095 to turn into funny memes. 221 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:09,967 All right, team. All hands on deck. 222 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:13,275 - Let's go kill this recall. 223 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:14,885 - I don't believe you, 224 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,671 which is saying a lot because I have fallen for every scam. 225 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:22,110 Every single one. 226 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,287 - I have something important to tell you 227 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,463 and something very important to tell you. 228 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,421 - I'm on with the Secretary of State's office. 229 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:30,901 - Okay, the important thing is that 230 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,773 the LA Homeowners' Association is backing the recall. 231 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,818 The very important thing is that I kissed James, 232 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,124 and he's really bad at it! 233 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,342 - Scott, let me call you back. 234 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,431 I love when hot people are bad at things. 235 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,042 - I don't know what happened. 236 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,739 We had a great talk, 237 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:43,914 he went in for the kiss, 238 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:47,352 but then it went bad. 239 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,618 His eyes were open. 240 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,923 If I wanted that, 241 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,012 I'd go back to kissing my broken Betsy Wetsy. 242 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,492 I was a very romantic child. 243 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,667 - Hey, Mikaela. - [gasps] 244 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,321 Hey, sexy. 245 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:00,801 - You ready to get at it? 246 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,454 - Mm-hmm. 247 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,721 [phone rings] - Hey, Mike. 248 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,461 How soon before we can get the deputy mayor on 249 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,246 to talk about this recall? 250 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,987 No, I am well aware that you are in the middle 251 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,293 of a rock block counting down the hits of yesterday, today, 252 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,252 and tomorrow, but you owe me. 253 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,732 - [quietly] I've never told anyone this, 254 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,342 but I once saw a Mothman 255 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,649 while power-walking in the Hills. 256 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:25,303 - What are you doing? - Hold on a second. 257 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,436 "The Conspiracy Countdown With Professor Weirdo." 258 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,220 - You're not even trying to help Mayor Bremer. 259 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,570 - Well, you're trying way too hard. 260 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,442 Kwapis, we want this recall to happen, right? 261 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,662 If this thing happens, we gotta move fast. 262 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,707 You need to be ready to tell the mayor you quit. 263 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:40,144 - But the man I turn to when I'm confused 264 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,972 is the very man you want me to betray. 265 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,495 - Well, good luck with that, Iago. 266 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,585 - I'm the parrot from "Aladdin"? 267 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,848 No, he's so mean! 268 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,284 - And don't forget, Andrea, 269 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,417 the Futuro Space Elevator is already creating jobs. 270 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:56,291 I also led this city safely through an avocado crisis. 271 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:59,294 I spearheaded bus lanes that have reduced traffic 272 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,818 by...an--an amount, 273 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:05,169 and I have not had a single sex scandal, 274 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:08,433 and, believe me, I could have. - Hmm. 275 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,740 - Sir, I need your advice! 276 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,221 My friend works at the discotheque, 277 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,702 but he just got invited to play at the Olympics, 278 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,008 but the owner of the discotheque is his husband, 279 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,270 and he's gonna be so mad! 280 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,968 - Jayden, Jayden! 281 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:24,058 I'm on live TV right-- right now. 282 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,233 - Oh, [bleep]! Can I say [bleep]? 283 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,800 - No, no. - Oh, [bleep]. I'm sorry. 284 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,279 I'm sorry, [bleep], [bleep]. - No, get out. 285 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,237 - [bleep], [bleep]. - Get out. 286 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,021 - I'm sorry. - No, get out. 287 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,066 - Oh, [bleep]. 288 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,458 - Oh, boy. 289 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:37,593 Where was I? Um, I don't recall, 290 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,727 and neither should you, Los Angeles. 291 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,468 - Okay, maybe I've just been reading these articles 292 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,732 for too long, but why are there 293 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,690 no pictures of Neil's feet out there? 294 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,257 - He has nothing to hide. 295 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,302 They're just totally normal lizard feet. 296 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,304 - [chuckles] 297 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,789 I'll be right back. That was--way to hustle. 298 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,010 James is so bad at this. 299 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,489 He tried to pick me up 300 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,840 but then, like, gave up halfway through. 301 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,538 I'm really light, Tommy. Like, it's almost a problem. 302 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,974 - I wish this were my day. 303 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,107 I mean, come on. You see how funny it is, right? 304 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,631 You finally have the one thing you wanted after so long-- 305 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,937 - Yeah, Tommy, look. Can you talk to him 306 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,939 and try to find out why he went from lips 307 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,114 back to forehead? 308 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,594 - What? Yes, I will! 309 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,422 - Okay. 310 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,382 [suspenseful music] 311 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:34,563 ♪ 312 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,523 - Luis, why are you printing résumés? 313 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,655 - Why do you assume I'm the only 314 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,309 Luis Hernandez in the office? 315 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,919 - Your headshot's on the back. 316 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,747 - Pro tip, if you want cheap headshots, 317 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,140 get arrested in costume. 318 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,663 - Luis, you're not gonna need these. 319 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,274 Hey, let me have your attention for a second. 320 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:54,191 No one needs to look for another job, okay? 321 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,541 We are fighting this thing, 322 00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:00,023 and Neil Bremer doesn't lose fights, 323 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,938 except once at Fred Segal. 324 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:06,160 I hit on Coco, and Ice-T loves his Coco. 325 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,596 Anyway, just-- [cell phone buzzes] 326 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,425 This recall petition is gonna fail. 327 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:13,602 It's our opponents that need to be worried. 328 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,995 They think they're gonna collect 329 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:18,128 300,000 signatures? 330 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,174 Well, guess what? 331 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,784 Time's running out. 332 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,221 Do you think that people will remember this 333 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,657 a year from now? 334 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,356 No, but people will remember 335 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,402 that they went to space in an elevator. 336 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,797 - The TV is making a fool of you! 337 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,146 [dramatic music] 338 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,366 - I just want to thank all of my TitiBears 339 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,934 for making this recall happen. 340 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,240 Politics has been so much fun, 341 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,764 but now I really just want to focus 342 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,418 on my partnership with Stormp. 343 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,378 I love them so much, 344 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,814 and I'll be here all day 345 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,209 helping them sell... shoes, I guess. 346 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,951 [applause] 347 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:01,955 . 348 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,783 [gentle knocking] 349 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,133 - Hey. - Hey. 350 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:11,051 - I could be the first mayor since 1938 to get recalled. 351 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,183 - Well, there still is a way that we could stop this 352 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,750 if we can convince enough people 353 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,056 to remove their names from the petition 354 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,101 before the deadline. - Come on, you kidding me? 355 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,887 How are we going to walk back 100,000 signatures? 356 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,367 - Okay, would any of the signatures count 357 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,065 if we legally changed your name? 358 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,328 They can recall Neil Bremer all they want, 359 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,852 but Carmine Italiano-- 360 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,811 - No, sir, we need to fight fire with fire. 361 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,117 What if we got our own high- profile people to support us? 362 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,466 - No, no. 363 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,860 There's only one person with the clout 364 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,862 to get me out of this mess, 365 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,170 the same person who got me in it. 366 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,391 Dan, let's do it. 367 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,871 - You ready, Kwapis? 368 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,177 You know what you're gonna say to the mayor? 369 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,396 - No, and the Internet is no help. 370 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,051 - You Googled "How do I tell my dad I'm cheating on him?" 371 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,748 - 'Cause that's what this feels like. 372 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,228 - Oh, boy. 373 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,927 You've got to fish or get off the pot here. 374 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,406 If you don't have the guts 375 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,539 to step up and take this opportunity, 376 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,802 then you need to step aside so I can find somebody else. 377 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,238 - I don't know, Arpi. 378 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,850 Maybe I'm not the guy who steps up 379 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,547 and does stuff, you know? 380 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,244 I'm not a stepper-upper. 381 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,550 [in high-pitched voice] I'm the little guy 382 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,812 in the background who helps the stepper-upper. 383 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,640 [chuckles comically] 384 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,685 I know my role, okay? 385 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:24,864 I'm just a-- 386 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,040 I'll be right back. 387 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,915 - Pretty intense out there, huh? 388 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,482 - I know. I can't lose my benefits. 389 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,918 I just got diagnosed with-- - Totally. 390 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,615 So did you get a chance to talk to James? 391 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,487 - Well, it took me a while to draw him out 392 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,445 because, you know, you have to be subtle with these things. 393 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,230 So how's the kissing with Mikaela going? 394 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,145 She told me you're terrible. - I'm bad? 395 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,668 You should see how she does it. 396 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,931 - And how exactly do I do it? 397 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,585 - I am so glad you asked. 398 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:56,156 - [squealing and grunting] 399 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,114 Weird noises? 400 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,638 I am the perfect amount of vocal. 401 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,510 Oh, it is on. 402 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,729 - By the way, thank you for this. 403 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,166 It's been a really stressful day, 404 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,951 and it's nice to be reminded that it could be worse. 405 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,605 I could be straight. 406 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,041 - Mm, you're welcome. 407 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,827 - And that is when I realized 408 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,351 I am one of you. 409 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,962 I'm a Minion. 410 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,921 I have the overalls, I'm pill-shaped, 411 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,661 and I love being told what to do. 412 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,533 And Mayor Bremer is my Gru, 413 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,056 so I can't leave him, right? 414 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,580 - Hey, can my kid get a picture with it now? 415 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,757 - Okay, "its" name is Stuart. 416 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,020 This guy. 417 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,544 It's just that when I was at Jamba Juice, 418 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,329 I always dreamed of having a job with a chair. 419 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,114 Is a Minion allowed to want more? 420 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,811 - [speaks gibberish] 421 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,944 - Yeah, true. 422 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,858 People aren't here to see Gru. 423 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,338 They're here to see you 424 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,079 because you have your own movie. 425 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,341 - [speaks gibberish] 426 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,865 - I mean, Gru had a cameo at the end, 427 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:57,217 so it didn't not have Gru in it. 428 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,656 [gasps] 429 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,180 Gru is just the latest 430 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,227 in a long line of masters you've served. 431 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:11,187 Dracula, a T-Rex, Ryan Murphy. 432 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:14,799 So maybe Mayor Bremer isn't my Gru. 433 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,540 Maybe Mayor Bremer is my Dracula, 434 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,759 and Arpi is my Gru. 435 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:24,026 - Bee-do, bee-do, bee-do! 436 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,115 - Oh, Mikaela, hey. 437 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,291 Look, maybe we take a break from making out. 438 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,467 I think you're great at it-- - No, no, no, no, no. 439 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,469 You don't get to treat me like the weird kisser. 440 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,037 You're the weird kisser. Why were your eyes open? 441 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,212 - 'Cause I thought you were choking. 442 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,040 - Well, you tried to lift me up 443 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,389 and then just, like, bailed. 444 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,652 - Lift? No, no, I was trying to hold you up 445 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,480 'cause you were going limp. 446 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,570 Oh. - Ah, ooh, no. 447 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,572 - Why is that not better? 448 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,358 Maybe all the tension between us 449 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,013 just set a crazy-high bar for real life. 450 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,232 - Look, James, I, um, I like you, 451 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,060 so I'm willing to work through 452 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,193 whatever this weirdness is, 453 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,934 um, if you are. 454 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,894 [light music] 455 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,765 ♪ 456 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:08,810 Oh, wow. 457 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,116 Why--this is so bad. 458 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,292 - Did you just eat Sun Chips? 459 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,641 - No. 460 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,469 - Mm-hmm, thanks. 461 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,167 - Hi, Titi. 462 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,777 - Ooh, Cory, like, rule number one for weeding out the pedos 463 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:20,952 is adult man without child. 464 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,954 - No, no, it's Mayor Bremer. 465 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,608 - Oh, snap! 466 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,783 And you want a job. 467 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,046 - [chuckles] No, no. 468 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,048 I'm just looking to keep the one I have. 469 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,181 TitiB, this recall is bad for business. 470 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,053 - Mm, yours, not mine. 471 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,272 - Yeah, revenues are up for Q2. 472 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,882 - Which is why you need me. 473 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,884 See, I think it's ingenious 474 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,104 that you reduced your tax liability 475 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,628 by calling your dogs employees. 476 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,977 - Well, at Titi Corp, 477 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,285 we don't think in terms of employer-employee. 478 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,026 It's a flat structure. 479 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,419 - Ah, yeah. 480 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,899 But what if whoever replaces me 481 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,814 is not so business-friendly? 482 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,164 See, you need to know 483 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,123 that the mayor has your best interests at heart. 484 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,125 - Yeah, I do. 485 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,301 - For instance, I know your neighborhood 486 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,783 only grants two parking permits per address, 487 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,350 but you have 18 cars. 488 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,960 - Well, that I know of. 489 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,093 Is that's something the mayor's office could fix? 490 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,617 - If the right person is mayor. 491 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,922 - Yeah, I mean, 492 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,708 we can't have some rando just running the city. 493 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:21,926 - Exactly. 494 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,667 - I should be mayor. 495 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,669 - What? What was that? Sorry? - Oh, my God! 496 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,194 I'm obsessed with this idea. - Thank you. 497 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:29,847 . 498 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,067 - So if you live in Los Angeles, vote TitiB 499 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,156 in the upcoming recall election. 500 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,288 If you're not 18, 501 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,637 tell your parents to vote for me, 502 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,117 or else you'll date Scott Disick. 503 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,468 - Oh, Christ. 504 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,513 - Is this a bad time, sir? 505 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,602 Rhetorical. I know it's terrible. 506 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,169 But we still need to talk. 507 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,606 - Yeah. 508 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,305 We have a re-election campaign to start. 509 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,568 - Speaking of, do you remember 510 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,483 the conversation we had the other week? 511 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,702 - The one where you yelled at me 512 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,530 or the one where you yelled at me? 513 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,445 They're all blurring together, Arpi. 514 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,056 - The one about me running for mayor in the next election. 515 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,627 - Right, and the next election 516 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:14,675 is happening a lot sooner than we thought. 517 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,985 - [speaks gibberish] 518 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,205 - Okay. 519 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,555 Which one of us is having a stroke? 520 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,688 - I'm sorry. It's just, 521 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,690 I'm a Minion, sir, 522 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,693 and it's time for a new master. 523 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,086 I'm leaving to go run Arpi's campaign. 524 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,699 I have prepared a song to express my feelings right now. 525 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,136 It is to the tune of "Mambo No. 5." 526 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,224 [clears throat] 527 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,747 - Sir-- - Fine. 528 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,880 Quit like everyone else. I don't care. 529 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,229 - I know you don't mean that. You would miss me, 530 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,579 especially since I went through the fine print 531 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,886 of the procedures for recalling state and local officials, 532 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,236 and there are very specific formatting requirements 533 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,542 for the recall petition, 534 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,891 requirements that the recall petition officers 535 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,240 didn't follow. See, they submitted everything 536 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:01,374 in 13-point Times New Roman instead of 14. 537 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,375 It's invalid! 538 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,638 We can kill the recall! 539 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,553 - What have I done? 540 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,119 - Why is no one high-fiving me? 541 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,296 I never do this. This is special. 542 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,821 - Because... 543 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,563 we're not killing the recall. 544 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:19,130 It's still happening. 545 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,089 I'm sorry, Tommy. 546 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,700 I'm not gonna hide behind a technicality 547 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,615 when so many Angelenos, 548 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,661 including two of my own staff, 549 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,271 no longer think I should be mayor. 550 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,359 - I would like some credit 551 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,969 for resisting the urge to point out 552 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,450 that I never thought you should be mayor. 553 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,713 - So we're just giving up? 554 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,585 - No, no, no, no, no. 555 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:39,934 Because I still believe 556 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:43,938 that I'm the right person for the job. 557 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,029 And I'm gonna prove it. 558 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,901 - [voice breaking] I'm just so proud of you, sir. 559 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,860 I'm so sorry I cheated on you, Dad. 560 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,518 - See you in the Thunderdome. 561 00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:01,477 [energetic rock music] 562 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:08,658 ♪ 563 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,270 - Oh, okay. 564 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,880 - I don't blame you. 565 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,796 You're young, and there's a recall on. 566 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:23,194 ♪ 567 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,284 - Good night, everybody. - Good night.