1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,701 - Welcome to "Mayor Chat." 3 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,050 I'm Chet Danville outside the home 4 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,791 of Mayor-For-Now, Neil Bremer, 5 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:11,837 for some good, old-fashioned field reporting. 6 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,187 Journalism! - Oh, jeez! 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,710 Dan, it's okay. He's harmless. 8 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,494 - Tell that to the mice in my lemon tree. 9 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:19,019 Mayor Bremer, on the brink of an historic recall, 10 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:22,718 do you care to comment on DaughterGate? 11 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:25,851 Your own daughter is supporting Titi B. 12 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,723 Whip pan! 13 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:29,768 Oh, this is great. 14 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:32,119 This is great TV. Look at his face. 15 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,077 - Orly, you're team Titi, 16 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,601 and you put a bumper sticker on a lease? 17 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:37,994 - I'm sorry, Dad. 18 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,387 But supporting her is the only way to get access 19 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,128 to her exclusive emoji pack. 20 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:43,173 - Okay, I guarantee you 21 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,393 Titi B. does not want my job. 22 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:48,874 The office Wi-Fi never has more than two bars. 23 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:51,051 If Titi B. is still in this race tomorrow, 24 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,487 I'll buy you a car. 25 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,924 Oh, wait. I already did. 26 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,666 - You said it was a lease. Were you lying, Mr. Mayor? 27 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,668 - Come on, Chet, no, get that-- oh, stop. 28 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,671 [bright music] 29 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:08,677 ♪ 30 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,200 - Hey, cubs. 31 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,550 I'm coming to you from my CryoPartment, 32 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:16,163 the only cryo chamber designed for teens by teens. 33 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,208 Now I know I promised a big announcement 34 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,296 in today's livestream, 35 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,385 and you guys... 36 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:24,910 I've signed a deal with Netflix! 37 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,869 Obvs this means I won't be able to do mayor, 38 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,958 but like, shouldn't I play Eleanor Reagan 39 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,220 in a movie or something? 40 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:31,917 Also, I think this CryoPartment 41 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,832 just cured my ADHD. 42 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,443 - [laughs] I knew it. 43 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,836 I knew she'd get distracted by something shiny. 44 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,100 - Way to shame her for her ADHD, Dad. 45 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,405 - I gotta get Tommy over here. 46 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,582 Our whole debate strategy just changed. 47 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,237 - Consult a physician if your blood completely freezes. 48 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,239 - Alexa, call Jaden. 49 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,111 We got a real debate on our hands! 50 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,242 - [in robotic voice] Calling Jaden, 51 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:55,419 because people walk all over me. 52 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,204 - Good morning, fellow colleagues. 53 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,770 - Likewise, colleague. 54 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:01,033 - Oh, my God, this might be worse than the flirting. 55 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,426 No, wait. Nothing's worse than that. 56 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,254 - I bet you can't pick me up. 57 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,387 - I bet I can. - No, I bet you--oh, my God! 58 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,651 James, you're so strong! [squeals] 59 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,392 Now that we're actually dating, 60 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,829 we're just trying to be professional, Thomas. 61 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:15,439 - Ugh. [phone vibrates] 62 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:16,614 - Good morning, sir. 63 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,050 - Look, I'm gonna be out of the office 64 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:19,313 prepping for the debate today. 65 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,923 So I need you to hold down the fort. 66 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,794 - On it, sir--I will hold down this fort like-- 67 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,274 oh, who's that guy from history? 68 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,884 He had a hat. I wanna say Texas-- 69 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:28,017 - Yeah, okay. We both got busy days. 70 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,976 [quirky music] 71 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,021 ♪ 72 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,414 - Where's your fridge? 73 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,764 - I don't eat anything that requires refrigeration. 74 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,288 Now focus up. Without that Gen Z Barbie 75 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,899 on stage, we can actually have a substantive debate 76 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:43,206 where I give Mayor Bremer a fact-based smackdown. 77 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,382 - Yeah, it's just that debates aren't actually won on facts. 78 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:46,775 It's about perception. 79 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:49,081 Like most voters, I just scroll through my phone, 80 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,345 see who's smiling, who's got a bug on their head. 81 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:54,261 - To quote Thomas Jefferson-- problematic-- 82 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,610 "An informed citizenry 83 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,438 is at the heart of a dynamic democracy." 84 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,483 - Boring. Change the channel. 85 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,006 - So you want me to get up there, and what, 86 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,269 smile and talk about nothing? 87 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:04,314 - You're the one who asked me to rebrand you. 88 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,924 Like Dunkin' or Maleficent. 89 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:08,579 If you go on TV dressed like the meanest newsie, 90 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,668 and start handing out fact-based smackdowns, 91 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,844 then you're just back to the old Arpi who loses elections. 92 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,759 - [sighs] 93 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,675 I've always refused to play this game. 94 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:20,765 But I've never been this close to glory. 95 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:25,205 Let's do this, Kwapis. 96 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,815 Tart me up and dumb me down. 97 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:27,859 - When I'm done with you, 98 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,296 you're gonna stop getting your mail 99 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,167 'cause your mailman won't recognize you. 100 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,039 He'll think you moved. He'll have to take it back. 101 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,345 - When Titi B. was running, 102 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,825 no one could think about anything else. 103 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,435 - Like when there's a bird in the food court. 104 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,959 - Now we can focus on who is actually 105 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,700 most qualified for the job. 106 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,659 - Uh, we do need to be careful there. 107 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,661 If we engage with Arpi in actual debate, 108 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,228 you're gonna look like a lightweight. 109 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,664 - Hey. I know the issues. 110 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,709 - Mr. Mayor, do you think everyone in L.A. 111 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,972 should be on a time-of-use variable utility rate, 112 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:56,148 or do you stand by the current tiered system? 113 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,715 - Thank you for that question. 114 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,936 The tiered system-- well, I just spoke with-- 115 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,154 [sighs] Oh, shoot, uh... 116 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,678 [shutter clicks] 117 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,289 - Is this the image you want to project on stage today? 118 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,901 - I look like my grandfather trying to set a digital watch. 119 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,382 - Right, which is why we're not going to engage on the issues. 120 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,818 This is an oppo-research dossier 121 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,690 that I prepared on Arpi. 122 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,345 - Arrests for civil disobedience, 123 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,607 credit reports, 124 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,957 a photo of her attacking Dick Cheney 125 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,828 that looks like she's trying to hug him-- 126 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,004 God, you know-- absolutely not. 127 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,572 Say what you will about Arpi Meskimen-- 128 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,095 - Her hair is a step back for women. 129 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,359 Her style inspiration is hardware-store Rumpelstiltskin. 130 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,708 - But she's a straight shooter. 131 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,536 She's not gonna play games. 132 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,842 And as long as I look like this... 133 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:40,105 [shutter clicks] I don't have to either. 134 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,586 [upbeat music] 135 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,022 I don't know what I did. 136 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,851 But still, good lookin' cat. 137 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,332 - So what do you have to do today? 138 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,942 Award key to the city 139 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,771 to guy who convinced Elon Musk to move to Texas... 140 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,730 - Oh, yeah. - Hand out, uh-- 141 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,558 what are centenarian certificates? 142 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,429 - Oh, Angelenos that turn 100 143 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,910 get a certificate from the mayor... 144 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,303 who's not here today. 145 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,391 Oh, that's so sad. 146 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,870 Maybe we should reschedule? 147 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,351 - Ah, that feels...risky. - Yeah, better get them in. 148 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:11,136 - So do you wanna grab a bite later? 149 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,355 - [giggles] 150 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,445 - Maybe some place quiet where we can talk? 151 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,620 - Talk? [giggles] 152 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,622 [knocks] - Ms. Shaw, your 11:00. 153 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,581 - Okay, great. [clears throat] 154 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,672 Oh, I'm sorry. 155 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,587 I'm supposed to meet with some 100-year-olds. 156 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,241 You guys look 80, tops. 157 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,853 - Oh, this is so exciting. 158 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:35,073 I never get out, except for doctor's appointments, 159 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,860 funerals, and when I just wake up at the bus station. 160 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:41,645 And now I get to meet the mayor! 161 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,692 - Which of you is Mayor Bremer? - Oh... 162 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,349 Uh, Mayor Nell Bremer. [laughs] 163 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,698 It's spelled wrong on the door. 164 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,353 Government work, am I right? [laughs] 165 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,919 Hello. 166 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,009 - Hey. 167 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:01,012 [hard rock music] 168 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:07,932 ♪ 169 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,760 Is that... 170 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:10,805 Arpi? 171 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,111 - Okay. Unexpected. 172 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:15,200 Jayden convinced her to soften her look. 173 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:16,376 - Who knew that was in there? 174 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,855 - Ms. Meskimen, 175 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,814 how can you expect to be mayor of the City of Angels 176 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,381 with a butt like the devil? 177 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,295 - [laughing] Oh, you. 178 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,514 - "Oh, you?" 179 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,690 This is the woman who Spider-Man'd up 180 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,344 an unfinished high-rise 181 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,868 to yell at a construction worker who whistled at her. 182 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,392 - Exactly, sir. That's still Arpi 183 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,610 underneath that skirt suit. 184 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,307 You need to get the real Arpi to come out. 185 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,658 Like when you feed a real housewife eight rosés. 186 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,225 - Oh, this? [indistinct chatter] 187 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,966 ♪ 188 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,838 - Okay, maybe just leave it with me. 189 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,579 - End her. 190 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,972 ♪ 191 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:50,279 . 192 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:53,195 - Welcome to the Los Angeles Mayoral Recall Debate. 193 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,588 I'm Chet Danville. 194 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:55,893 Let's jump right in. 195 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,678 Homelessness used to be 196 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,723 a reliable staple of sitcom hijinks. 197 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,551 Gas Mask Reggie, 198 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,466 how do we fix it so it can be funny again? 199 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,686 - Chet, this is my tenth campaign, 200 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:07,470 and my platform has not changed. 201 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,559 By the time you need a gas mask, 202 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,169 it will be too late. 203 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,128 I cede the remainder of my time. 204 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,826 [applause] 205 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:18,002 - Great stuff as always, Reggie. 206 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,526 Former Mayor Victor Delgado. 207 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,919 - I am back, healthy, and ready to serve the city again. 208 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,182 - Same question to you. 209 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,707 - No, I can't do this. 210 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,448 Sorry. Sorry, everyone. 211 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,710 [scattered applause] 212 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,538 - And just like that, it's a three-way race. 213 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:32,843 Deputy Mayor Arpi Meskimen. 214 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,541 Homelessness. Go. 215 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:39,241 ♪ 216 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,721 - L.A. 217 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,940 Where else can you go to the beach and the mountains 218 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,639 on the same day? Am I right? 219 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,292 [cheers and applause] 220 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,424 - Whoo! 221 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,252 [applause] 222 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,296 - [laughs] 223 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,124 "Mayor Bremer." 224 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,562 Same question. 225 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,694 - I have a better question, Chet. 226 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,304 How can you trust a woman... 227 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,958 - Well said. 228 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:06,398 - Who'd run for mayor against the very man who hired her? 229 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,922 - [chuckles] 230 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,619 There you go again. 231 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,186 [laughter] - No, no, no, no, come on. 232 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,318 Let's not forget about all the promises 233 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,929 she's made over the years: 234 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,409 making L.A. carbon-neutral, 235 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,237 freeing the zoo animals, 236 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:22,197 getting the porn industry to shoot on film again. 237 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,546 I mean, has any of that happened? 238 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,591 - No. 239 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,549 It's all digital and you can tell. 240 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,420 It's ruined storytelling. 241 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:31,598 [applause and whistling] 242 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,513 - Oh. Never done a fist pump before. 243 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:34,862 It's easy. 244 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,951 - Ms. Meskimen, your response? - You know, Chet? 245 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,780 I'll tell you a little something about loyalty. 246 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,217 [quirky music] 247 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,958 Go L.A. sports! 248 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,874 [wild cheers and applause] 249 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,616 - Chet, Chet, you can't bring props. 250 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:52,619 You cannot bring props-- 251 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,621 - I guess the biggest question is: 252 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:57,798 what do I do after being the youngest mayor in L.A. history? 253 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,147 [laughs] - Okay, thank you all 254 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,019 for stopping by. See you all again at 200. 255 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,804 - I used to work in this building. 256 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:07,024 I met Mayor Bowron here in 1948. 257 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,897 Now I'm meeting you here. The current mayor. 258 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,507 - That's right. 259 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,640 I know it's hard to believe it happened in your lifetime. 260 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,380 I mean, yes, Obama was first. 261 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,165 But in some ways, this is a bigger deal. 262 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,993 - Okay, thank you for coming, sir. 263 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,647 - Thank you. - Thank you, thank you. 264 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,387 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 265 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,911 - What? 266 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,000 I'm not gonna apologize for brightening up their day. 267 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,350 I mean, Eugene said I had gams for miles, 268 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,658 and for a second, I was like, "This old man could get it." 269 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,485 - Oh...kay. 270 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,835 Well, back to reality. 271 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,227 I made a dinner reservation, 272 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,664 but can we drive there separately? 273 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,100 I've got a psych-up mix, 274 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,318 and I don't think it's gonna work if you're there. 275 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,190 - Uh, yeah, James, um, 276 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,192 what exactly do we need to talk about tonight? 277 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,237 'Cause you said "talk" like "talk." 278 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,936 - Uh, okay. 279 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,025 So you know I don't actually work here. 280 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,897 - Uh-huh. - And at some point, 281 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,204 Impactium is gonna put me on another project, 282 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,207 and they can send me anywhere. 283 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,861 You know, before everything shut down for COVID, 284 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,384 I spent six months in Kansas City. 285 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,515 - On which side? 286 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,691 - Kansas. - I don't know why I asked. 287 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,735 I don't have an informed opinion. 288 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:08,564 - So I asked my boss 289 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,394 if my next assignment could be in Southern California. 290 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,569 [bright music] 291 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,224 - Uh, what, because of me? 292 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,661 - So we can see where this goes... 293 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,663 ♪ 294 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,839 You okay? - Oh, yes, more than okay. 295 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,972 I am A-okay. 296 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,626 A-okay! [laughs] 297 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,932 [cheers] A-A-okay-okay! 298 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,325 Why did I cheer that? 299 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,587 - Okay. 300 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,503 ♪ 301 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,592 - Ms. Meskimen, it is true that you are running 302 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,246 against the administration that you work for. 303 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,552 What exactly would you do differently? 304 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:44,426 - Well, for starters, I don't think I'd build 305 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,907 a 20,000-mile-long space elevator. 306 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,865 What's that compensating for? 307 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,650 [laughter and applause] 308 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,347 - Probably a small penis. 309 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,218 - Sometimes tall guys are like that. 310 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,656 - Well, unlike Ms. Meskimen, 311 00:10:56,699 --> 00:11:00,094 I didn't make sexual advances towards a subordinate 312 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,096 who was then fired. [audience gasps] 313 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,141 - Are we at Burger King, folks? 314 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,621 'Cause that fib was a whopper. [laughter] 315 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,362 - I think we should believe 316 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,799 the victims of workplace harassment. 317 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,540 - So do I! 318 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,455 - Oh, he's here. 319 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,674 Good job, Tommy. 320 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,240 - My name is Patrick Schenk. 321 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,851 I used to film city council meetings, 322 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,766 but then Deputy Mayor Meskimen 323 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,637 kissed me in a parking lot, 324 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,856 and threw me away 325 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,945 like a remote control shark balloon 326 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:28,426 that breaks one second after you assemble it! 327 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:33,475 And she did it at Christmas. [audience jeering] 328 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,739 - We'll be right back after a full episode of "Scrubs." 329 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,175 Our scheduling guy made a mistake. 330 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:40,656 . 331 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,831 - He's lying! 332 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:42,876 Patrick didn't get fired, 333 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,442 'cause he didn't work at city hall! 334 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,705 He was a stalker. 335 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,619 - That doesn't matter. 336 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,709 What matters is that you look like a winner. 337 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,406 "L.A. Weekly" has a "who wore it better?" 338 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,799 with you and Lisa Vanderpump. 339 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,584 And you now have a page on celebrityankles.net. 340 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,977 - I just can't believe they'd go low. 341 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,457 - Tommy talks more trash than Oscar the Grouch. 342 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,937 But I have a move up my sleeve 343 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,765 that'll make Oscar look like freakin' Elmo. 344 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,680 - I didn't know you had it in you, Kwapis. 345 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,377 The dirty tricks. - I don't like it, 346 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,553 but I am a student of Nixon. 347 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,946 Cynthia Nixon. 348 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,122 You remember when she ran for governor of New York? 349 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,343 - I only went negative to win, and I am not winning. 350 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,084 - Sir, Arpi can't keep this up. 351 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,912 It's like when I tried to date women in college. 352 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,261 Sure, you can fake it for a couple weeks, 353 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,828 but eventually they want more than just cuddling 354 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,438 and listening to the London cast recording of "Les Mis," 355 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,744 and then you snap. 356 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,484 - I don't have wigs, Tommy. [phone vibrating] 357 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,400 I need a knockout punch now! 358 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,619 Hey, kiddo. 359 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,490 - Wow, Dad. I can't even watch this. 360 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,579 - "Scrubs?" It was a hit, honey. 361 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,320 - No, "Scrubs" is funny and touching, 362 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,495 and Neil Flynn is a treasure. 363 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,454 Just-- how could you go so negative? 364 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,847 - Well, what about Arpi? 365 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,805 Her hair looks different, and she's smiling. 366 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:43,980 - Yeah, and meanwhile, 367 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,677 you're just being a bully and a muckraker. 368 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,070 - I think you mean a mudslinger. 369 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,463 - Mudslinger, fine. 370 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,595 You just love undercutting women, don't you? 371 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,293 - Mud. 372 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,121 Arpi's dysentery initiative. 373 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,037 - Yeah, everything great from your office came from her. 374 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,474 Banning oil drilling, ADU's for the unhoused, 375 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,910 family planning for coyotes... 376 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,478 - [whispers] I know how to break Arpi. 377 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,696 [line trilling] 378 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,220 - Tommy, I've got a situation here. 379 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,526 James asked his firm to keep him in L.A. 380 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,528 For, like, us. 381 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,616 - Oh. Wow. 382 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,792 - Right? I mean, 383 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,794 I wanna see where this goes, sure. 384 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,187 But he's making career decisions because of me? 385 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,189 And he moved in with his ex after only three months. 386 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,061 I mean, are big gestures, like, his thing? 387 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,063 Because big-gesture guys suck! 388 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,282 My college boyfriend filled my dorm room with doves. 389 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,675 They gave me SARS. 390 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,720 - Okay, so you'd rather James did nothing? 391 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,374 - No, nothing guys are worse. 392 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,550 This guy I dated in Silver Lake just walked away 393 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,292 when I got caught sneaking his pot into a Phish concert. 394 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:38,165 - He sounds white. So what exactly do you want? 395 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,384 - I just want-- 396 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,778 have you ever seen Whitney Houston in "The Bodyguard"? 397 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,779 - Oh, okay. So you just want someone 398 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,780 to take a bullet for you. 399 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,347 - I mean, yes. 400 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,872 Something spontaneous that is 1,000% for me! 401 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,178 I mean, Micah put those doves 402 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,832 in my room when I was sleeping, Tommy. 403 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,703 I rolled over and popped one. 404 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,747 It sounded like a bag of chips, 405 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,879 and I woke up eating it-- 406 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,228 - Okay. I'm in the middle of a debate. 407 00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,882 - Yeah, tell Mayor Bremer he's gotta change it up. 408 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,144 Just talk about job numbers, 409 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,450 and how great the weather has been. 410 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,843 Also tell Arpi if she's looking 411 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,236 for a chief of staff with experience that I-- 412 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,934 Hello? 413 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,675 - There she is. 414 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,373 That's the woman who's been impersonating the mayor. 415 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,030 You think I didn't know who the mayor was because I'm old? 416 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,597 I'm old because I've been outsmarting death 417 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,642 for 100 years! 418 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,905 - That's a weird thing to say. 419 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,602 - I used to work in the DA's office, 420 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,518 and California penal code number 529 421 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:31,261 makes it a felony to impersonate a public official. 422 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,568 God, I missed this! 423 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,483 [patriotic music] 424 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,701 - Mayor Bremer. 425 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,617 During "Scrubs," I misplaced my questions. 426 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,271 Is there anything you'd like to ask me? 427 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,447 - There is, Chet. 428 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,667 I'd like to ask you to ask me 429 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,017 what achievements I'm most proud of. 430 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,019 - What achievements are you most proud of? 431 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:50,977 [whispers] Thank you. 432 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,066 - Great question, Chet. 433 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,634 As you know, I've taken on the oil industry. 434 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,898 I banned drilling in the city, 435 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,856 and I'm working on ending the practice 436 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,945 off our beautiful beaches as well. 437 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,948 And I made it possible for coyotes to have sex 438 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,820 for pleasure, and not just reproduction. 439 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,953 And when I return to office, 440 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,783 I will initiate a program to mitigate urban dysentery, 441 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,828 or M.U.D. for short. 442 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:17,873 - You son of a bitch! 443 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,875 [audience gasping] 444 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,659 Diarrhea's mine, Bremer. 445 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,226 All those ideas are mine. 446 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,576 - Then why haven't we heard a single idea 447 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,317 from you all night, Meskimen? 448 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,971 - Because I want these morons to like me! 449 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,059 [gasping and jeering] 450 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,756 I put on this whole stupid costume 451 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,845 to play a game that makes me sick! 452 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,848 Well, enough! This isn't me. 453 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,328 This isn't my hair! 454 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,287 [audience gasps] 455 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,419 - Yeah, that's gonna be the photo. 456 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,292 - This is me! 457 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,512 If you don't like it, don't vote for me. 458 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,949 - Fine, I won't. 459 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,341 - Dodgers suck! 460 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:55,041 [booing] 461 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,869 Yeah! 462 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,394 - Good race, Jayden. I had fun. 463 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,438 - It's not over yet. 464 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,005 I still have an October surprise. 465 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,964 Even though it's-- wait, what month is it? 466 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,402 Not that. I don't know what that is. 467 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,403 That seems bad. 468 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,013 - Oh, my God. 469 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,538 Is anyone else, like, so tired of these two? 470 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,019 [cheers and applause] 471 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,197 - Okay, sir. 472 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,330 I think there must be some mistake here. 473 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,027 - A mistake you're gonna have plenty of time 474 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,334 to think about in jail! - [gasps] 475 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,249 - Or community service. - [gasps] 476 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,556 - Look, Ms. Shaw, he's making a complaint. 477 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,123 I gotta take it down. 478 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,907 - Seriously? Okay, no. 479 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,692 This is getting out of hand. I-I-- 480 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,868 - Granddaddy! There you are. 481 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,043 - Hey, get off me, man. 482 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,045 - What? You don't know me? 483 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,829 It's Ernie. It's Ruthie's son. 484 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,484 He keeps wandering off quoting old "Law and Order" episodes. 485 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,443 He's watched so much, he thinks he's a lawyer. 486 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,661 - I am a lawyer. 487 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,054 - Let's get you home, Gramps. 488 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,447 - I drove myself here! 489 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,491 Officer, he was there! 490 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,753 The son of a bitch was in on it! 491 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,059 - I believe you, sir, 492 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,930 and I'm gonna get Detectives Benson and Stabler 493 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,062 to deal with it. 494 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,021 - Don't leave me with these lunatics! 495 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,805 - I'm sorry, sir. So, so, so sorry. 496 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:04,936 Thank you for your service. 497 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,242 - I'll be waiting for you in hell. 498 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,287 [elevator dings] 499 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,420 - Please don't look at me, Mikaela. 500 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,422 That was awful-- 501 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,425 Okay, if your kink is me gaslighting the elderly, 502 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,383 I can work with that. 503 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,429 - No, you took a bullet for me. 504 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,041 I'm Whitney and you're Kevin Costner. 505 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,521 - Yes, I get that all the time. 506 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,481 - You should stay in L.A. 507 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,917 - Are you sure? 508 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,919 [bright music] 509 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:32,790 . 510 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,357 - Hey! You withdrew! 511 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,272 You can't just show up at the end. 512 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,535 - My generation views work differently. 513 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,625 We make our own hours, and we don't believe in hierarchies. 514 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,758 - That explains why my interns bully me. 515 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,108 - So I'm, like, back. And guess what? 516 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,849 Netflix loved that I was running for mayor, 517 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,720 so that's the show they wanna do with me. 518 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,505 You guys will watch that, right? 519 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,203 [wild cheers and applause] 520 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,553 So vote Titi B. or else I'll have to run 521 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,773 for mayor in my safety city, Denver. 522 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,166 They said they'd hold the position open for me, 523 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,646 but you guys are my first choice. 524 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:06,911 [cheers and applause] 525 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,826 - That concludes the main portion of the debate. 526 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,914 We'll be right back... [cellphone vibrates] 527 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,133 [suspenseful music] 528 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,441 After I answer this call from my doctor. 529 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,616 Chet Danville here. 530 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,617 Why are you crying? 531 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,620 ♪ 532 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,012 - And that's a wrap 533 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,885 on Mayor Shaw's successful term in office. 534 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,669 Russian hackers did take over the subway, 535 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,454 but there was no one on it, so. 536 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,846 - I just got my next assignment. 537 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:29,891 - [gasps] Please don't tell me 538 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,066 it's in Palm Springs. 539 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,590 My hair gets so dry in the desert. 540 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,071 - Dubai. 541 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,334 - The place from "Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol"? 542 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,207 But I thought you told them you wanted to stay here. 543 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,643 - Yeah, I requested that. 544 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,515 But they send me where they need me. 545 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,908 - Wow. 546 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,954 I guess this really is "The Bodyguard." 547 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,305 I continue rocketing to the top, looking amazing, 548 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:56,091 and you have to move on to your next assignment. 549 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,398 I mean, you're not gonna quit for me. 550 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,051 [somber music] 551 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:04,230 - Well, I guess it's a good thing we got the news so early. 552 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,492 ♪ 553 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,190 No time for anyone to catch feelings, right? 554 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,540 - Right. 555 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,020 ♪ 556 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,849 - It's nice working with you, Mikaela. 557 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,329 - Likewise, James. 558 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:20,550 ♪ 559 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,812 - Hey, now, where are you going? 560 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,205 We still have closing statements. 561 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,554 - Oh, no, I'm good. 562 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:28,819 - Hey, this isn't just about you, little missy! 563 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,953 The people of Los Angeles deserve better 564 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,998 than an Instagram shoe person 565 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,131 who changes their mind every two seconds. 566 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,960 - [scoffs] I'm not just a shoe person. 567 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,267 I also have a line of conflict jewelry. 568 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,920 - Warlord: teach the controversy, 569 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,095 wear the controversy. - Mm-hmm. 570 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,010 - And I didn't just change my mind. 571 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,708 This is always my move. 572 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,752 I say I'm not coming, 573 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,797 and then I show up super late 574 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,972 when there's already drama, 575 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,800 and everyone's just psyched to see me. 576 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,931 It's how I roll at parties, 577 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,064 movie premieres, and Thanksgiving. 578 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,414 My family's Palestinian, so there's always something, 579 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,633 but it's usually Israel. 580 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,504 - You planned this. 581 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,027 You let us tear each other apart, 582 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,639 so you could swoop in and be the hero? 583 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,727 - It's rope-a-dope! 584 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,295 And we're the dopes! - [laughs] 585 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,687 Peace be with you. 586 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,124 - Hey, this conversation's not over, young lady-- 587 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,257 Hey! Get-- - Let's go. Get the car ready. 588 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,780 - God, darn it. 589 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,392 - Well, looks like I'm getting a disease named after me. 590 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,307 You guys ready for closing statements? 591 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,830 [patriotic music] 592 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,441 Oh! Welcome back! 593 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,400 [door slams] 594 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,271 - There he is. 595 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,620 - My October surprise. 596 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,580 - Well, hello, Mr. Mayor. 597 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,016 - Do I know you? 598 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,672 - Does the name "Angie Patinkin" ring a bell? 599 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:42,589 - Oh, my word. Um, Angie? 600 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,679 Wow! Uh, when was that? 601 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,508 1965? 602 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,118 You look good. 603 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,946 - I'm not Angie, you idiot. 604 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,991 I'm her daughter... 605 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,516 Dad. [audience gasping] 606 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,691 [shutters clicking] 607 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,170 [quirky music] 608 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,520 - What? 609 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,391 - Oh, my God. 610 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,001 - Cliffhanger. 611 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,395 - So who's gonna pay for the cab I took from Flagstaff? 612 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,049 I don't fly. 613 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,356 Airlines put me on a list, right, and you know what? 614 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,661 They're on mine! 615 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,923 [phone vibrates] 616 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,447 [indistinct chatter] 617 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,971 - Hello? This is he. 618 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,364 [dramatic music] 619 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,235 I won the raffle? 620 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,326 Guys, I'm getting' a lizard! [laughs] 621 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,328 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!