1
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- (不敢相信你屬於我)
- (什麼?)

2
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(你我永不分離)

3
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(從此以後我再也不孤單)

4
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(天啊)

5
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- (我們是最佳拍檔)
- (生生世世不分離?)

6
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(生生世世不分離)

7
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(我們是討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

8
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(我被詛咒了,糟糕透頂)

9
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(現在你跟我糾纏在一起)

10
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(我們永不分離)

11
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- (有沒有重新開始的按鈕?)
- (沒有)

12
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(我們是討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

13
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- (莫莉是我)
- (就是她)

14
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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

15
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(月事之作)

16
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(這是史上最奇幻的一晚)

17
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(好多枕頭在空中飛,溫馨超載...)

18
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(不歡迎那娃娃)

19
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(因為過夜派對精彩可期)

20
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嘿,癢癢

21
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那是要給利比還有安德莉亞吃的

22
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邀請安德莉亞

23
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害我得在自己家變成隱形人的人是你

24
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好,先把嘴巴閉起來,那樣很沒禮貌

25
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再來,我不得不邀請她

26
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我們所有人的媽媽都去參加家長會了
若我不邀她來過夜派對的話就太壞了

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對吧,利比?

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是啊,也許吧

29
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不過,每次想到要跟
安德莉亞一起參加過夜派對

30
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我就想到三年級時的過夜派對和...

31
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“那場意外”

32
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那場意外

33
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也有可能是因為要赤裸裸地跟新朋友
辦過夜派對的壓力太大,所以太緊張

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利比,也許現在安德莉亞
宣稱我是她的摯友

35
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但你才是我心中的第一位

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聲明一下
她也這樣跟我說過,所以...

37
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好了吧,我們還規畫了
一系列的趣味行程

38
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還含貼紙

39
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8點玩狗狗舞會

40
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9點則是玉米洞洞

41
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這個的話...

42
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這個可能會造成另一場意外
所以我們把它撕掉

43
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接著10點的時候

44
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我們會發誓整晚不睡
然後一定會在11點就睡著了

45
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完美的過夜派對

46
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安德莉亞到了

47
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太好了
如果有人要找我的話,我在廚房

48
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隱形地享用我自己的情緒

49
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嘿,女孩們
過夜派對讓我“#超級興奮”

50
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摯友自拍

51
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(#睡衣派對)

52
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既然大家都到了
過夜派對可以開始了

53
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大家興奮起來

54
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我有感覺了,但應該不是興奮感

55
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不好了,莫莉

56
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莫莉,你可以過來一下嗎?

57
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怎麼了?

58
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我的第一次...

59
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我每個月的那個日子到了

60
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每個月的什麼日子?

61
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你知道的啊,大姨媽來訪

62
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我想我不認識你的大姨媽

63
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她有參加你的成年禮嗎?

64
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莫莉,你實在天真地太可愛了

65
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她是說她的初經來了

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什麼?但這沒排在趣味行程上

67
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我們計畫好要開始蓋枕頭堡壘

68
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我的甜心利比,別擔心
我有月經已經整整三個月了

69
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我基本上是專家了

70
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你的睡衣有沾到東西嗎?

71
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有,就跟三年級的過夜派對一樣

72
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沒什麼好丟臉的

73
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我總是帶一件備用的,以防萬一

74
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謝了,博福爾,再見

75
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莫莉,你可以幫好姐妹拿些用品嗎?

76
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你的意思是閃光燈嗎?還是能量棒?

77
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衛生棉、棉條那些的

78
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當然

79
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我們想的絕對一樣

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艾利斯、巴比
我們在談的是高品質的起司

81
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相信我
這些高達起司的品質不能再更高了

82
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但你只能用彈跳床付我錢?

83
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我的玉米啊

84
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好,行得通

85
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爸,我們有緊急狀況

86
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沒錯,家裡沒有迷你披薩跟冰淇淋了

87
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不,不是那個

88
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其實,我需要一些月經的用品來...

89
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莫莉,我好驕傲你長大成人了

90
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(你是最棒的,毫不“經”訝)

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現在,你必須知道

92
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經期是非常正常
且自然的過程,你的體內...

93
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爸...不...

94
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我月經沒來,是利比

95
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好吧,要記得當你月經來的那刻

96
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我已經準備好感人肺腑的演說了

97
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現在讓我去拿些用品

98
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這不是什麼大事,對吧?

99
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我是說,我是朋友中
月經最晚來的人沒錯

100
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但這不會改變我們的友誼,對吧?

101
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我身體最後一次產生的變化
就是我沒了身體

102
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所以我真的不是什麼專家

103
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好消息,我把壁櫥重新整理好了

104
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壞消息,你媽的月經用品剛好沒了

105
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但別怕,我會去店裡買一些

106
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我要跟你一起去
有人把巧克力牛奶喝光了

107
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我真好奇是誰喝的

108
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好吧,是我

109
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我們穿著同款的比利時絲質睡衣
看起來好有型

110
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沒人跟我說要穿同款的

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別擔心,莫莉,你看起來...

112
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很舒適

113
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你知道,我原本為今晚感到很緊張
但幸好有你在,安德莉亞

114
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看看我的兩位摯友,處得這麼好

115
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雖然你們沒什麼共通點

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我們當然有共通點
我們因為月經盟約而團結一致

117
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對啊,永遠都破壞不了的姐妹情誼

118
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太好了

119
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好了,誰準備好要玩狗狗舞會了?

120
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利比?我知道毛毛力士是你的最愛

121
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身為這裡的月經專家

122
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我提議改看新的狼人劇

123
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沒有什麼比青春超自然類的內容
更能轉移經痛時的注意力了

124
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好耶,我一直超想看《血腥月亮》的

125
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-我讀過全部的書
-我也是

126
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-你準備好要...
-你準備好要...

127
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我不知道你們在...

128
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{\an8}(一輩子的摯友)

129
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小莫,你可以給我們一些爆米花嗎?

130
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我不認為小利比會想要忍著經痛
爬著那些樓梯上上下下

131
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好,只要是為了...

132
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“小利比”都好

133
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但少了我可別玩得太開心,好嗎?

134
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那樣的話就太不夠意思了

135
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別擔心啦,癢癢

136
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我幫雪倫買過好幾次

137
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我知道要買什麼

138
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但所有的身體都不同

139
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適合雪倫的不見得適合利比

140
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你說的對,我應該買多點款式

141
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我什麼都沒說

142
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有香味是好還壞?

143
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我應該買有翅膀的衛生棉嗎?

144
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看情況,我的意思是
這些東西能飛嗎?那樣感覺很酷

145
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為了安全起見...

146
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這些是高品質的彈跳床

147
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不鏽鋼圈

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360度的安全防護網

149
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八呎的彈跳高度

150
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但聽好,史丹尼史拉夫

151
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如果你不要的話,我可以找別的買家

152
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事實上...他們現在正打電話來

153
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我正在策略性地讓客人緊張冒汗

154
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嘿,我以為你在參加過夜派對

155
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你怎麼沒有跟朋友在樓上?

156
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利比跟安德莉亞現在是超級好朋友
因為他們轉大人了

157
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而我只是還不懂月經

158
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或是狼人書籍
與比利時絲質睡衣的小孩

159
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事情怎會在一天內如此劇烈轉變?

160
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利比甚至長大到對狗狗舞會沒興趣了

161
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狗狗舞會耶,達里爾

162
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如果她長大到對那個沒興趣了
接下來就會對我沒興趣了嗎?

163
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聽好,你不會想被排除在這交易外

164
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這可以是個三方的盟約

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你說的對

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如果我想要...

167
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跟大孩子們玩

168
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我的行為就得...

169
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像個大孩子...我的意思是大人

170
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達里爾,謝謝你的建議

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你只能用彈跳桿付我錢?

172
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行得通

173
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(跟過去的你揮別)

174
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(脫繭而出的時刻到了)

175
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(蝴蝶能帶著你展翅飛翔)

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(你徹底地甩開了孩子氣的東西)

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好吧,再抱一個

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(你是個年輕聰穎的女人)

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(既美麗又堅強,昂首闊步)

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(你超級時尚)

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(女孩,你改頭換面了)

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(親兩下,太火熱了)

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(幫頭髮做造型
因為女孩,你改頭換面了)

184
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(人們駐足欣賞你的髮型)

185
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(噴好多香水,滿室芬芳)

186
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(而你的妝也無懈可擊)

187
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(女孩,這是真的)

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(嶄新的你改頭換面)

189
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好,這些裡頭總會有合適的
我們還要幫利比買什麼嗎?

190
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也許買些冰淇淋之類的慶祝?

191
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當然,你知道嗎?

192
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我聽說她喜歡花生醬口味

193
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上面有小顆巧克力碎片的那種

194
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那不是你最愛的冰淇淋嗎?

195
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彼得,你覺得我會利用
小甜心利比的大日子

196
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來趁機騙你、說服你買我最喜歡

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即使我找到折價卷
你也總推託說太貴的點心嗎?

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-你傷到我了,先生
-你說的對

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-癢癢,抱歉
-我原諒你

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來去買一些冷凍披薩吧

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用了高級法國麵包的那種

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科林?

203
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你在哪?

204
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別躲了,不好笑了啦

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莫莉

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-你看起來...
-長大了?

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更有品味了?謝謝你注意到

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因為我們都很成熟
我丟了那幼稚的趣味行程

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然後做了一個更成熟的行程

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沒有貼紙或其他東西

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浮雕文字

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我傑出的成人同伴們
有人要喝茶嗎?

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看完青春恐怖喜劇劇情片後
我的確喜歡來杯讓人感到舒緩的茶

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的確很讓人舒緩

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你們知道,有些人居然比較偏愛可可
如果你們能相信的話,但我可不是

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我的味蕾比較高級

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好好喝,太棒了

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我喜歡它很苦,一點也不甜

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這跟我也很喜歡的
鹹肉還有濕起司很搭

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“演”肉冷盤

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-應該要唸“醃”肉冷盤
-我知道

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-“#可愛醃肉”
-拿好

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不...

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我拿好了...

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不行,我沒拿好...

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太好了

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不,我很抱歉

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我不能再裝了

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我不像你們兩個是大人

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如果你們想回家喝咖啡
處理稅務的話,我可以理解的

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你們不用再跟像我這樣的小孩玩了

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莫莉,你到底在說什麼?

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你們兩個有那個“月經盟約”

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你們已經長大到對我沒興趣了

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-我懂的
-什麼?

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我們永遠不可能長大到對你沒興趣
你是我最好的朋友

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是我們最好的朋友

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而且你月經還沒來根本不是件大事

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每個人的身體時程都不同

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像我,我的頭直到七歲的時候
才大到可以戴家族的皇冠

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沒錯,我是說真的

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安德莉亞的意思是
我們成長的速度都不同

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依照各自的方式

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當你的大日子來臨時我們都會陪著你

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卡門貝爾起司?經典的選擇

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對,達里爾不知為何有一堆起司

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總之,我很開心聽到你們這麼說

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謝謝你們

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(《睡衣派對金曲》)

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“淑女想跳支舞嗎?”

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“當然想”

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救命?

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我可能買太多了

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不會...這我可以用

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好,唐納文,我手邊有
法國麵包披薩跟椰汁糕

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跟我合作,你那有什麼?

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)