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(達文波特百貨的隨選服務)

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(編碼學會)

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小貓咪...

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好好享受搔肚皮服務吧,塔賓頓先生

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你的應用程式就只有這個功能嗎?

6
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每次搔癢都應該要給
現實中有需要的小貓搔一次癢

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但它一直這樣

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我不知道要怎麼修正這些愚蠢的漏洞

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「蟲子」嗎?

10
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學校該不會
又出現大頭菜象鼻蟲了吧?

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真的有

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但我是說我在編碼學會
做的程式出錯了

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進行「搔癢」
會「咯咯笑」和「增加分數」

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我沒編寫過程式

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但我想我知道是怎麼回事了

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如果你試試這樣呢?

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你修好了!安德莉亞,你太有天分了

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你應該加入編碼學會

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你很快就能驅使創新,顛覆白禮頓

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「如何編碼」

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(達文波特的直播,加入)

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你好,白禮頓

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感謝大家收看
最新的安德創業家的直播節目

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我要特別感謝莫莉麥琪
啟發我開始編寫程式

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沒什麼大不了的

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幫助別人實現夢想就是我的夢想

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讓我介紹一款能救你一命的應用程式

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「達文波特百貨的隨選服務」

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直接把我們的店帶到你家門口

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你只需要從達文波特百貨的目錄中

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{\an8}搜尋你想要的商品

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{\an8}然後點擊「即時訂購」

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{\an8}友善的達文速遞員
就會把商品送到你手上

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祝你有個達文波特的一天

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看吧,「安德創業家」

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才過了一星期
安德莉亞就成為了科技界的領導者

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有遠見的開拓者

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創新的發明家

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是你,莫莉麥琪,都是你的功勞

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當幽靈的第二大壞處就是不能買東西

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現在終於有公司願意服務往生者了

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我們可以試試看嗎?

43
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我們的確需要一些清潔用品

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-有何不可?
-太好了...

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好,我們一次多買一點,節省運費

46
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但只買我們真正需要的東西

47
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我上課需要鉛筆

48
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我需要20磅的煙花

49
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也是上課要用的

50
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記得買臭丸

51
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好,我們只買必需品,對吧?

52
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這樣的話,我要買一盒日本製的面膜

53
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一個讓我抱的長型枕頭,還有一個...

54
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不...別鬧了,我要兩個暖腳器

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你有寫下來嗎?

56
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還是你已經點進去了?

57
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沒有,好,我要送出了

58
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天啊,「即時」果然不是騙人的

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祝你有個達文波特的一天

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太方便了

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不必再擔心沒有停車位

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想想我們能省下多少時間

63
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而時間就是金錢
代表我們有更多錢能花了

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你知道嗎?我要幫每個人買抱枕

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(達文波特百貨的隨選服務)

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(特價)

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(無論你需要什麼,無時無刻)

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(我們應有盡有)

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(只要輕觸螢幕就能收到)

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(廁紙隨叫隨到)

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(你可以繼續穿著居家服坐在那裡)

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(因為你可能再也不會離開梳化了)

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(他們有梳子)

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- (他們有無人機)
- (他們有花園地精)

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(只要在家按下按鈕)

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(只要按一下)

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(不用再開車了)

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(只要按一下)

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(它就能送達)

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(用手機就能買到梳化)

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(跟原本的梳化比較一下舒適度)

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- (只要按一下)
- (滿足任何慾望)

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(只要按一下)

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這是你的雙槽油炸鍋

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(你夢寐以求的便利性)

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(各種牛仔服裝,從緊身褲到短褲)

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(只要按一下)

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(太神奇了)

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(你可以訂購一整袋的提子乾)

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我需要那個

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(無論你選什麼,馬上就能到手)

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買一個

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(只要按一下就行)

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我無法決定買哪一種沐浴球

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香甜薰衣草能讓水變成紫色

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但歡欣茉莉花還附贈神秘沐浴玩具

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莫莉,為什麼要選擇?都買就對了

98
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才用了這個程式一個月

99
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我就已經無法想像少了它
要怎麼在靈界生活了

100
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倒閉?

101
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可是黛比,大家都很愛你的沐浴產品

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以前是很愛

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現在大家都用那個
可惡的應用程式購物

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什麼?

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到底是怎樣的禽獸

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會不考慮後果就做出那樣的事?

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莫莉麥琪的沐浴球已送達

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祝你有個達文波特的一天

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那不是我的

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看吧?它太方便了,我絕對比不上它

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{\an8}我只能關掉這間老舊的沐浴用品店了

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{\an8}(停業)

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搞什麼?

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潘的蛋糕烘焙坊?

115
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蠟與韋恩蠟燭店?

116
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那我要去哪裡找好吃的點心
和療癒的香味?

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書籤書店不可以倒閉!

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{\an8}(買一送十)

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{\an8}(即將停業)

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{\an8}癢癢,我說過安德莉亞要顛覆白禮頓

121
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{\an8}但我不是這個意思

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我必須讓她把應用程式下架

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安德莉亞,我要跟你談談

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是關於應用程式的事

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它很棒吧?除了這個錯誤以外

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為什麼一直卡在加載狀態?

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對,其實有個問題...

128
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你說得對,的確有個問題

129
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我跟瓊妮派塔基的訪談快來不及了

130
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她說我是「白禮頓最聰明的年輕人」

131
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我父母從未如此以我為傲

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-但是...
-再次感謝你

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說服我開始寫程式,莫莉

134
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沒有你,這一切都不可能發生

135
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是你,莫莉麥琪,都是你的功勞

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好了,愛你,再見

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莫莉,你盡力了,這才是最重要的

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看來我們永遠擺脫不了
這個超棒的應用程式了

139
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不!看著我,癢癢

140
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麥琪一家人倒下時
這個城鎮的人沒有放棄我們

141
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所以我也不會放棄他們

142
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我們必須拯救這些商店

143
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好,裝貨吧,小商店的老闆們

144
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既然白禮頓想要速遞服務

145
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我就要把你們的產品送到他們手上

146
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為各位介紹「白禮頓有求必應」

147
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我還是覺得這個名字有待商榷,小莫

148
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你的蠟燭到了

149
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來自白禮頓的蠟與韋恩蠟燭店

150
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太好了,但我訂的
是做沙士啤酒的材料

151
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什麼?我的天啊

152
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我一定是搞錯大家的訂單了

153
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你確定你沒有用...

154
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狗狗洗髮精製作沙士啤酒?

155
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別擔心,我在達文波特百貨買就行了

156
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不!

157
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誰想得到呢?
只靠一輛生鏽的推車和滿心的希望

158
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是不足以讓小生意撐下去的

159
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看來這個改變遊戲規則的新科技
無法被取代

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癢癢,拜託你了

161
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我永遠都有後輩方案

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大聲點,支持本地商店...

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達文波特沒道德...

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你們在吵什麼?

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達文波特百貨的隨選服務

166
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害白禮頓的其他商店都要倒閉了

167
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這些人不只是你的競爭對手

168
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他們是你們的朋友、鄰居

169
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更別說是達文波特百貨的客戶了

170
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我們不能讓這個應用程式下架

171
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生意實在太好了

172
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我們的生意是很好,但其他人的呢?

173
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那是他們的事,小寶貝

174
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大魚吃小魚,這是大自然的法則

175
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說到大自然
達文波特百貨的露營裝備打98折

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不含費用,存貨有限

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我的應用程式害人失業了?

178
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{\an8}莫莉,你是我最好的朋友

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{\an8}你怎麼能不告訴我?

180
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但我...還有你...

181
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這不是我開發
達文波特百貨隨選服務的本意

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-我要把這個應用程式下架
-太好了...

183
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但我的電腦在我爸爸的辦公室裡

184
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他不會讓我這麼做的

185
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你爸爸就交給我們吧

186
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我是說交給我

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-不是「我們」,只有我,莫莉麥琪
-很自然

188
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達文波特先生

189
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我是一位憂心的市民
而你絕對沒見過我

190
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我剛剛看到一位失控的達文速遞員

191
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在免費發送你的商品

192
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什麼?

193
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{\an8}(達文波特)

194
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我沒看到失控的達文速遞員

195
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我沒時間浪費了

196
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不,那位達文速遞員就在附近

197
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他可能正在「癢癢地」作畫

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或是在聽他最愛的唱片《癢癢》

199
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真具體的描述

200
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為什麼我們總要摧毀我最愛的東西?

201
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免費!快來拿免費商品!

202
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還有,達文波特先生是個混蛋!

203
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你!過來,我要開除你

204
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{\an8}快好了

205
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(刪除)

206
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(冬甩)

207
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我的雙胞胎

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但誰穿起來比較好看?絕對是我

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你怎麼能免費送出我的商品?

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你永遠別想在零售業工作了!

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{\an8}好了

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安德莉亞!應用程式怎麼了?

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看來有人入侵了編譯器

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植入跨網站指令碼攻擊我們

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但我不確定,爸爸

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我只是初學者

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(歡迎回來)

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那個應用程式很棒

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但潘的紙杯蛋糕更棒

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謝謝你將應用程式下架

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我知道你很努力開發它

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對,但那個程式傷害了別人

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別擔心,我會繼續寫程式的

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從現在起
我只會用我的編碼能力做好事

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喂,你能請她開發一個應用程式

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顯示潘的牛角包什麼時候出爐嗎?

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不經意地提一下就好

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

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{\an8}(商業大賣場)

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白禮頓看起來很適合
開設我們下一家超大型賣場

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