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Now, Geoff, I recommend
at least one balloon per guest.
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But I'll let you in on a secret.
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You can't have
too many balloons.
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Doot!
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This is top-notch stuff, Molly.
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Yeah, I know.
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Scratch!
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You ready for the big day?
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Is it Fajita Friday already?
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Ha! You're messing with me.
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Tonight's my big party.
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Oh. Right.
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I totally remembered that.
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Wouldn't be the same
without my BFF, huh?
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Got a space saved for you
on the dance floor.
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Okay, see you tonight.
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Yeah...
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Oh, I'm so jealous
you get to go.
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I want all the deets.
Oh! You should take notes.
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Let me get you a notepad
that doubles as a party hat
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so you don't look
too obvious.
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Okay. It is definitely
too early for this.
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I need a pick-me-up.
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Oh.
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- The chairman!
- After you, Sir.
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- Please go ahead.
- Oh. Why, thanks.
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Well, don't mind if I do.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Looks like someone else
is a fan
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of the cookie frightaccino
with extra whipped screams.
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Mr. Chairman, Sir,
take this one.
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It's extra cookies.
On the house.
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Thanks. Man, being chairman
has some perks, huh?
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I don't think
we've officially met.
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I'm Jeff, with a J.
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You coming to the big party
tonight at the Haughty Haunts?
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Everyone who's anyone
will be there.
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The best of the best.
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The best of the best.
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An exclusive party,
and you're inviting me?
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I mean, uh, yeah,
of course you would, obviously.
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I'm the chairman now.
I will be there.
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Terrific. See you tonight.
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Yeah.
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Did he say tonight?
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Yeah, my big party
is tonight.
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And I want your stand to be
the first thing Scratch sees.
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Oh!
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Here he comes. Hide.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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Hey!
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What's up, buddy?
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Nothing churro-related
to see here.
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Yeah, about your party.
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Maybe you should do it
another night.
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You know, on Friday
everyone's tired from work,
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so you get there late.
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But you also kind of want
to leave early,
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which is really awkward
for the host.
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I see what's going on here.
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Uh, you do?
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You're nervous about the party.
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You know,
because everyone thinks
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you're grumpy
and unpleasant.
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- Oh.
- You don't need to worry,
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because friends stick together.
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Great.
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- Moll! I need your advice.
- Ah!
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Do you know how long
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I've been waiting
for you to say those words?
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Hit me with anything!
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Okay, so I have this,
uh, friend,
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and this friend has two parties
to go to on the same night.
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The first one
is gonna be spectacular.
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Exclusive venue,
lots of important guests.
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The kind this friend of mine
was never invited to before.
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- Aw!
- But if I--
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Uh, my friend doesn't go
to the other party,
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the host's feelings
could get hurt.
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Easy peasy McGeesy.
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Your friend should go
to whichever event
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they committed to first.
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But what if they really,
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really want to go
to the other thing
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without hurting
their friend's feelings?
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Well, the book says
the only acceptable excuse
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is being sick...
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Fake sick, huh?
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That's interesting.
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Nobody said fake.
Don't purposefully misinterpret
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the wisdom
of the Friendship Handbook.
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Scratch!
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Hope you put on
your dancing shoes.
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And dancing legs.
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You're the friend!
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How did I not see this?
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God! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Geoff!
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I'm so sorry.
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I can't make it
to your party.
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I'm... I'm sick.
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Ghost-undheit, Scratch.
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Oh, I really wanted you
to be there,
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but the most important thing
is you get better.
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Mwah.
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You used my advice
against sweet, sweet Geoff?
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First of all,
there's never "a friend."
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You should know this by now.
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Second, Geoff's never
gonna find out,
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because you wouldn't tell him
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and hurt his feelings,
now would you, Miss McGee?
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It's a friendship paradox!
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Oh! Fine!
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But I am doing this for Geoff,
not for you!
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But you're still doing it, right?
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Yes.
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Don't wait up.
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Scratch!
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You made it.
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Okay, so, dance floor there.
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Never-ending buffet there.
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And that is also the buffet
over there.
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I'm sure you know Cleopatra,
Abe Lincoln, Brian.
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Hey.
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Oh, and there's Jinx.
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Jinx! Meet the chairman.
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- Jinx?
- Oh, we've met, actually.
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Sorry about that whole
"hunting your friend" thing.
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You weren't the chairman then.
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But, uh, now you are, so--
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Oh, you been working out?
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Hitting the gym, big guy?
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Well, I consider my body
a temple--
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Ooh! Is that room-temperature
bologna?
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Excuse me,
I got to do the rounds.
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Bleh, host duties,
am I right?
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Hank Richards!
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Dude, I didn't know
you were dead!
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Wild night, huh?
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And to think I almost went
to Geoff's party instead.
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Uh, dude,
you are at Jeff's party.
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Sorry, G-E-O-F-F's party.
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He's my best friend,
but come on.
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You don't say no
to a shindig like this.
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Hey.
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No, I guess you don't.
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Not like it matters.
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Geoff's at his party,
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probably not even
thinking about me.
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I was at my party,
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but I couldn't stop
thinking about Scratch.
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I brought him soup.
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Oh, that is so nice of you.
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But, Scratch, he's, uh...
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He's asleep!
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And when he sneezes,
it's just ectoplasm everywhere.
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Why don't I give this to Scratch
as soon as he gets back--
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Wakes up! Okay?
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All right, but make sure he
knows how much I treasure him.
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Goodbye, you angel.
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You'd better be having
a really good time.
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I'm having a really good time!
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Whoa!
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Ah!
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"G" Geoff?
What is he doing here?
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Oh, no.
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I hope he doesn't see you.
That'd be so bad.
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I bet when I didn't show,
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he canceled his party
and came here instead.
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Wow, your best friend
was really counting on you,
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and you let him down,
didn't you?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Well, there's only
one thing to do, right?
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- Hope he doesn't see you.
- Whew!
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I thought you were gonna say
fess up and tell him the truth.
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I like this better. Cover me!
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♪ I got to be low-key ♪
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♪ I got to be low-key ♪
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♪ I got to keep out of view
Of you-know-who ♪
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♪ So you shrink and you slip
Into the cheese fondue ♪
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♪ You trying everything
To stay out of sight ♪
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♪ But... ♪
Ow!
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This does not taste right.
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♪ Next, you hide ♪
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♪ In the fried hors d'oeuvres ♪
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- Egg rolls?
- Oh, sure.
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♪ You just got served ♪
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♪ Pass the blueberry pie
A la mode ♪
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♪ Moving fast
'Cause you can ♪
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Maybe one for the road.
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♪ You don't want to leave ♪
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♪ But you can't be seen ♪
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- Shh.
- ♪ You got to be low-key ♪
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♪ So you're hiding inside
The fog machine ♪
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♪ You got to be low-key ♪
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♪ Cruel and uncouth
Avoiding the truth ♪
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♪ Annoying the crew
In the DJ booth ♪
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Begone, peasant.
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♪ You got to move cautiously ♪
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- Keep an eye out for Geoff.
- You can count on me.
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♪ If you can stay undetected
Then you'll be fine ♪
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♪ But you just redirected
The conga line ♪
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♪ And if he sees you
His heart will be torn ♪
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♪ Into thousands of pieces ♪
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Oh, look. Little pizzas.
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♪ You don't want to leave
But you can't be seen ♪
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♪ You got to be low-key ♪
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♪ Getting thirds
On the lobster Florentine ♪
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- Uh-oh.
- ♪ You got to be low-key ♪
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♪ Risking a friend
Over whole goat cheese ♪
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♪ You got to be low-key ♪
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♪ If he doesn't know I'm here
Does it really count as mean? ♪
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- Shh!
- ♪ You got to be low-key ♪
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Ah! Lost him.
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I really love these churros.
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They're so crispy,
yet so soft.
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Scratch?
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Geoff? "G" Geoff.
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I can explain, brother.
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Oh! You had a miracle recovery
and made it to my party.
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Wait. What? Your party?
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This is Jeff's party.
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"J" Jeff, not you Geoff.
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Yeah, it's our party.
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Jeff is my afterlife partner.
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Wait, you and him?
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Oh, I know.
I get your confusion.
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But Jeff spells it with a J,
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while I spell it G-E--
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I know how you spell it!
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But how did I not know
you two were together?
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No idea.
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You're at our anniversary party.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, I do not know
how I missed that.
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Geoff. Jeff.
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This blowout was the best.
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You knew and you didn't
tell me?
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That's for what you did
to the chairman.
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The real chairman.
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Jinx out!
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My soup must've cured
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your spontaneous illness,
huh, buddy?
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You brought me soup?
You're a good friend, Geoff.
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Better than I deserve.
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I...
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Oh, I wasn't sick.
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I faked it
to get out of your party.
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But you're at my party.
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Keep up, pal.
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Yeah, but I didn't know that.
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When Jeff, that Jeff,
invited me--
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Well, this will shock you.
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I haven't always been
very popular.
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And it felt nice to be
one of the best of the best.
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I'm sorry, Geoff.
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Oh, buddy, I can't blame you for
wanting to hang out with Jeff.
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I mean, he's so awesome,
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I'm spending the rest
of my afterlife with him.
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Now, come on, let's party.
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Geoff may forgive you,
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but you're not off the hook
with me, pal.
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If you ever hurt
my angelic Geoff again,
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You'll answer to me!
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Got it. Yes, Sir.
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Now let's have a good time!
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Yeah!
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Whew! What a night.
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I tell you what,
I'm gonna sleep like the dead.
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Ah, hey, Scratch,
I've updated the handbook,
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so now it clearly states
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you should have gone
to Geoff's party.
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I did, but Geoff's party
was actually Jeff's party,
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so it all worked out
in the end.
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- Night night!
- What?
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪