1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,758 Now, Geoff, I recommend at least one balloon per guest. 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,218 But I'll let you in on a secret. 3 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:12,137 You can't have too many balloons. 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,347 Doot! 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,098 This is top-notch stuff, Molly. 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,475 Yeah, I know. 7 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,185 Scratch! 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,519 You ready for the big day? 9 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,188 Is it Fajita Friday already? 10 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,148 Ha! You're messing with me. 11 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,941 Tonight's my big party. 12 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,777 Oh. Right. 13 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,570 I totally remembered that. 14 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,405 Wouldn't be the same without my BFF, huh? 15 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,367 Got a space saved for you on the dance floor. 16 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,035 Okay, see you tonight. 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,161 Yeah... 18 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,164 Oh, I'm so jealous you get to go. 19 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,958 I want all the deets. Oh! You should take notes. 20 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,960 Let me get you a notepad that doubles as a party hat 21 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,087 so you don't look too obvious. 22 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:49,049 Okay. It is definitely too early for this. 23 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,842 I need a pick-me-up. 24 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,180 Oh. 25 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,642 - The chairman! - After you, Sir. 26 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,352 - Please go ahead. - Oh. Why, thanks. 27 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,187 Well, don't mind if I do. 28 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,188 Oh. Sorry. 29 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,940 Looks like someone else is a fan 30 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:08,610 of the cookie frightaccino with extra whipped screams. 31 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,030 Mr. Chairman, Sir, take this one. 32 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,907 It's extra cookies. On the house. 33 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,160 Thanks. Man, being chairman has some perks, huh? 34 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,162 I don't think we've officially met. 35 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,956 I'm Jeff, with a J. 36 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,542 You coming to the big party tonight at the Haughty Haunts? 37 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,002 Everyone who's anyone will be there. 38 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:27,337 The best of the best. 39 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,506 The best of the best. 40 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:33,552 An exclusive party, and you're inviting me? 41 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:36,638 I mean, uh, yeah, of course you would, obviously. 42 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,473 I'm the chairman now. I will be there. 43 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,016 Terrific. See you tonight. 44 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,435 Yeah. 45 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,479 Did he say tonight? 46 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,440 Yeah, my big party is tonight. 47 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,901 And I want your stand to be the first thing Scratch sees. 48 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,278 Oh! 49 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,988 Here he comes. Hide. 50 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,364 I want it to be a surprise. 51 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,949 Hey! 52 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,159 What's up, buddy? 53 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,537 Nothing churro-related to see here. 54 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,122 Yeah, about your party. 55 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,832 Maybe you should do it another night. 56 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,460 You know, on Friday everyone's tired from work, 57 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,878 so you get there late. 58 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,088 But you also kind of want to leave early, 59 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,882 which is really awkward for the host. 60 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,050 I see what's going on here. 61 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,385 Uh, you do? 62 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,679 You're nervous about the party. 63 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,097 You know, because everyone thinks 64 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,640 you're grumpy and unpleasant. 65 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,018 - Oh. - You don't need to worry, 66 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,769 because friends stick together. 67 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,772 Great. 68 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,817 - Moll! I need your advice. - Ah! 69 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,820 Do you know how long 70 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,323 I've been waiting for you to say those words? 71 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,741 Hit me with anything! 72 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,494 Okay, so I have this, uh, friend, 73 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:44,581 and this friend has two parties to go to on the same night. 74 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,542 The first one is gonna be spectacular. 75 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,504 Exclusive venue, lots of important guests. 76 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,924 The kind this friend of mine was never invited to before. 77 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,468 - Aw! - But if I-- 78 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,554 Uh, my friend doesn't go to the other party, 79 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,431 the host's feelings could get hurt. 80 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,350 Easy peasy McGeesy. 81 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,976 Your friend should go to whichever event 82 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,144 they committed to first. 83 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,687 But what if they really, 84 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,564 really want to go to the other thing 85 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,816 without hurting their friend's feelings? 86 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,986 Well, the book says the only acceptable excuse 87 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,238 is being sick... 88 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,989 Fake sick, huh? 89 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,616 That's interesting. 90 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,285 Nobody said fake. Don't purposefully misinterpret 91 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,579 the wisdom of the Friendship Handbook. 92 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:25,580 Scratch! 93 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,499 Hope you put on your dancing shoes. 94 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,459 And dancing legs. 95 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,506 You're the friend! 96 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,091 How did I not see this? 97 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,717 God! Shh! Shh! Shh! 98 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,010 Geoff! 99 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,680 I'm so sorry. 100 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,515 I can't make it to your party. 101 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,350 I'm... I'm sick. 102 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,687 Ghost-undheit, Scratch. 103 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,647 Oh, I really wanted you to be there, 104 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:54,651 but the most important thing is you get better. 105 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,777 Mwah. 106 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:02,325 You used my advice against sweet, sweet Geoff? 107 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,995 First of all, there's never "a friend." 108 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:05,870 You should know this by now. 109 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,539 Second, Geoff's never gonna find out, 110 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,915 because you wouldn't tell him 111 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,544 and hurt his feelings, now would you, Miss McGee? 112 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,171 It's a friendship paradox! 113 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,965 Oh! Fine! 114 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,509 But I am doing this for Geoff, not for you! 115 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,053 But you're still doing it, right? 116 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,805 Yes. 117 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,390 Don't wait up. 118 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,770 Scratch! 119 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,772 You made it. 120 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,774 Okay, so, dance floor there. 121 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,776 Never-ending buffet there. 122 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,112 And that is also the buffet over there. 123 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,282 I'm sure you know Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln, Brian. 124 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,533 Hey. 125 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,035 Oh, and there's Jinx. 126 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,537 Jinx! Meet the chairman. 127 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,956 - Jinx? - Oh, we've met, actually. 128 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,500 Sorry about that whole "hunting your friend" thing. 129 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,752 You weren't the chairman then. 130 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,754 But, uh, now you are, so-- 131 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,255 Oh, you been working out? 132 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,340 Hitting the gym, big guy? 133 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,717 Well, I consider my body a temple-- 134 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,553 Ooh! Is that room-temperature bologna? 135 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,764 Excuse me, I got to do the rounds. 136 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,515 Bleh, host duties, am I right? 137 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:08,933 Hank Richards! 138 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,311 Dude, I didn't know you were dead! 139 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,687 Wild night, huh? 140 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,649 And to think I almost went to Geoff's party instead. 141 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,942 Uh, dude, you are at Jeff's party. 142 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,863 Sorry, G-E-O-F-F's party. 143 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,448 He's my best friend, but come on. 144 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,200 You don't say no to a shindig like this. 145 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,242 Hey. 146 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,578 No, I guess you don't. 147 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,246 Not like it matters. 148 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,581 Geoff's at his party, 149 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,208 probably not even thinking about me. 150 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,751 I was at my party, 151 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,253 but I couldn't stop thinking about Scratch. 152 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,797 I brought him soup. 153 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,257 Oh, that is so nice of you. 154 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,843 But, Scratch, he's, uh... 155 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,136 He's asleep! 156 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:48,807 And when he sneezes, it's just ectoplasm everywhere. 157 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:52,977 Why don't I give this to Scratch as soon as he gets back-- 158 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,813 Wakes up! Okay? 159 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:58,733 All right, but make sure he knows how much I treasure him. 160 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,652 Goodbye, you angel. 161 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,405 You'd better be having a really good time. 162 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,615 I'm having a really good time! 163 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,914 Whoa! 164 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,417 Ah! 165 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,961 "G" Geoff? What is he doing here? 166 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,713 Oh, no. 167 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,549 I hope he doesn't see you. That'd be so bad. 168 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,801 I bet when I didn't show, 169 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,846 he canceled his party and came here instead. 170 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,849 Wow, your best friend was really counting on you, 171 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,059 and you let him down, didn't you? 172 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,687 Oh. Yeah. 173 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,939 Well, there's only one thing to do, right? 174 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,442 - Hope he doesn't see you. - Whew! 175 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,361 I thought you were gonna say fess up and tell him the truth. 176 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,156 I like this better. Cover me! 177 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,162 ♪ I got to be low-key ♪ 178 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,125 ♪ I got to be low-key ♪ 179 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,294 ♪ I got to keep out of view Of you-know-who ♪ 180 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,672 ♪ So you shrink and you slip Into the cheese fondue ♪ 181 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,591 ♪ You trying everything To stay out of sight ♪ 182 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,259 ♪ But... ♪ Ow! 183 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,552 This does not taste right. 184 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,887 ♪ Next, you hide ♪ 185 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,180 ♪ In the fried hors d'oeuvres ♪ 186 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,389 - Egg rolls? - Oh, sure. 187 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,016 ♪ You just got served ♪ 188 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,893 ♪ Pass the blueberry pie A la mode ♪ 189 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,227 ♪ Moving fast 'Cause you can ♪ 190 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,562 Maybe one for the road. 191 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,855 ♪ You don't want to leave ♪ 192 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,732 ♪ But you can't be seen ♪ 193 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,734 - Shh. - ♪ You got to be low-key ♪ 194 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,237 ♪ So you're hiding inside The fog machine ♪ 195 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,031 ♪ You got to be low-key ♪ 196 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,575 ♪ Cruel and uncouth Avoiding the truth ♪ 197 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,619 ♪ Annoying the crew In the DJ booth ♪ 198 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,787 Begone, peasant. 199 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,371 ♪ You got to move cautiously ♪ 200 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,999 - Keep an eye out for Geoff. - You can count on me. 201 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,210 ♪ If you can stay undetected Then you'll be fine ♪ 202 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,879 ♪ But you just redirected The conga line ♪ 203 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,798 ♪ And if he sees you His heart will be torn ♪ 204 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,674 ♪ Into thousands of pieces ♪ 205 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,760 Oh, look. Little pizzas. 206 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,429 ♪ You don't want to leave But you can't be seen ♪ 207 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,264 ♪ You got to be low-key ♪ 208 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,726 ♪ Getting thirds On the lobster Florentine ♪ 209 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,770 - Uh-oh. - ♪ You got to be low-key ♪ 210 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,689 ♪ Risking a friend Over whole goat cheese ♪ 211 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,942 ♪ You got to be low-key ♪ 212 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,611 ♪ If he doesn't know I'm here Does it really count as mean? ♪ 213 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,072 - Shh! - ♪ You got to be low-key ♪ 214 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,867 Ah! Lost him. 215 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,080 I really love these churros. 216 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,250 They're so crispy, yet so soft. 217 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,001 Scratch? 218 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,380 Geoff? "G" Geoff. 219 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,965 I can explain, brother. 220 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,760 Oh! You had a miracle recovery and made it to my party. 221 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,845 Wait. What? Your party? 222 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,304 This is Jeff's party. 223 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,557 "J" Jeff, not you Geoff. 224 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,850 Yeah, it's our party. 225 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,519 Jeff is my afterlife partner. 226 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,479 Wait, you and him? 227 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,066 Oh, I know. I get your confusion. 228 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,360 But Jeff spells it with a J, 229 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,864 while I spell it G-E-- 230 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,741 I know how you spell it! 231 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,618 But how did I not know you two were together? 232 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,828 No idea. 233 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,621 You're at our anniversary party. 234 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,959 Whoa. 235 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,129 Yeah, I do not know how I missed that. 236 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,714 Geoff. Jeff. 237 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,008 This blowout was the best. 238 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,844 You knew and you didn't tell me? 239 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,429 That's for what you did to the chairman. 240 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,347 The real chairman. 241 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,724 Jinx out! 242 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,100 My soup must've cured 243 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,311 your spontaneous illness, huh, buddy? 244 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:24,230 You brought me soup? You're a good friend, Geoff. 245 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,481 Better than I deserve. 246 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,733 I... 247 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,568 Oh, I wasn't sick. 248 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,528 I faked it to get out of your party. 249 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,447 But you're at my party. 250 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,531 Keep up, pal. 251 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,074 Yeah, but I didn't know that. 252 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,660 When Jeff, that Jeff, invited me-- 253 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,078 Well, this will shock you. 254 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,456 I haven't always been very popular. 255 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:45,168 And it felt nice to be one of the best of the best. 256 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,003 I'm sorry, Geoff. 257 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,797 Oh, buddy, I can't blame you for wanting to hang out with Jeff. 258 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,132 I mean, he's so awesome, 259 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,343 I'm spending the rest of my afterlife with him. 260 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,219 Now, come on, let's party. 261 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,931 Geoff may forgive you, 262 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,891 but you're not off the hook with me, pal. 263 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:03,811 If you ever hurt my angelic Geoff again, 264 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,482 You'll answer to me! 265 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,733 Got it. Yes, Sir. 266 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,443 Now let's have a good time! 267 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,743 Yeah! 268 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,705 Whew! What a night. 269 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,332 I tell you what, I'm gonna sleep like the dead. 270 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,793 Ah, hey, Scratch, I've updated the handbook, 271 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,087 so now it clearly states 272 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,922 you should have gone to Geoff's party. 273 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,801 I did, but Geoff's party was actually Jeff's party, 274 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,761 so it all worked out in the end. 275 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,638 - Night night! - What? 276 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,057 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪