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(獨立寧生活)

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媽媽,你一定要搬來跟我們住

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你這個月已經跌倒兩次了

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而且柯恩醫生說你自己住不安全

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大家都反應過度了,我只是扭傷手腕

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這次是這樣,但下次就有可能更嚴重

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萬一你發生了什麼事
我會無法原諒自己的

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另外,我可以在你的石膏上簽名嗎?

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我一直覺得這件事看起來很有趣

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媽媽,我們只是想給你最好的

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家人照顧家人

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如果那會讓你們比較高興,那我去吧

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好,各位,該行動了

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媽媽跟寧外婆會隨時從機場回來

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你覺得寧會喜歡這個嗎?

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這樣夠嗎?還是太多了?

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比例完全錯了

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少即是多,彼得,少即是多!

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寧外婆上次跌倒真的非常驚險

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但只要我們做好我們該做的

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那就會是她最後一次跌倒

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這句話聽起來比我想像的更有威嚇性

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寧是人間的天使

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我們必須不計代價地保護她

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我們會像薄餅上的芝士一樣黏著她

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-很好,現在我想吃芝士薄餅了
-我們要「寧影不離」

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達里爾,我喜歡這個諧音

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我完全沒有偷偷妒忌
你比我先想到這個

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她到了

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-你好,寧外婆!
-寧外婆,你來了!

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很高興見到你們...

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讓我來抬你,我可以幫忙

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-我幫你脫掉鞋子
-我幫你拿行李

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-我把水仙花丟了
-別這麼大驚小怪

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好吧,你們可以稍微大驚小怪

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彼得,你為什麼只準備
這麼一點花給你親愛的外母?

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我就知道,多即是多
彼得,就是這樣

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有誰想吃千層糕?

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(千層糕)

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寧,你是個聖人

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-集體擁抱!
-歡迎回家,媽媽

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別擔心
我們會保證你在這裡一切安全

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我不能呼吸了

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她睡著時看起來好平靜

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她只是睡著了,對吧?

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是啊,當然了

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我們可能要用湯匙來確認她的呼吸

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什麼?你來

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-我根本不知道要拿湯匙做什麼
-你的手最小

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手小跟這件事有什麼關係?

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你去用這把湯匙,快去

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天啊,又跌倒了

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還好我在這裡放了超多枕頭

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我想我的小睡時間結束了

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且慢!

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(寧外婆要過,注意)

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好,安全了,你過吧

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走過去,前面的地毯凸起來了

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記得,靠著牆...寧,靠著

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(安全!)

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準備好了,椰汁雞湯和涼拌豬肉

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了不起,我把你教得真好

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你這樣可能又會扭到手腕

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-來,讓我來...
-我不是小孩子

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我可以自己吃

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但你不需要

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家人照顧家人

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張開嘴巴,湯湯要飛過來了

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樓梯,家裡最危險的地帶

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請把我當成專屬司機
夫人,你要去哪裡?

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我只是要去廁所

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-給我一點私隱,拜託
-當然了,沒問題,抱歉

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-你知道,有一種小費傳統...
-我不會給你小費

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好...當然,我知道了

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只是個習慣,你懂吧?

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我把寧的整個衣櫃都用枕頭包住了

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這樣就再安全不過了

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我想我終於弄對了花的數量

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往左邊一點,彼得

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不,另外一邊

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就是這樣,不,你又毀了

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寧外婆跟我們待在一起
讓我感覺好多了

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家人照顧家人

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在這間屋裡,她不會發生任何事

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尤其是在我的幽靈力量之下

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跌倒?有我在就不會發生

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(癢癢監視中)

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我們的安全水準可是「寧人讚嘆」的

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(聯合主演,達里爾麥琪)

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兩次雙關語都成功呢,達里爾

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沒有人在用湯匙餵他們

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-美好的結局
-絕對是

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-你要去哪裡?
-你的枕頭不夠蓬鬆嗎?

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你需要我送你去廁所嗎?

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其實,我需要一點東西

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但我不敢用我纖細的手腕
來拿這些東西

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-你不必多說,我們會幫你拿
-太好了

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我需要一個香茅朱古力蠟燭

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不是香茅,也不是朱古力

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而是兩種香味混合在一起,這是重點

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一本中世紀經典著作

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《里斯本的鄉紳》,葡萄牙語原文版

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還要一本葡萄牙語翻譯書

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一個古董鐘配上使用銀箔而非金箔
手工繪製的凹凸條紋

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還有最能令人放鬆的沐浴用品

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最令人放鬆的?
有壓力了,彼得,有壓力了

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他們上當了

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我知道這是怎麼回事了

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家人們快讓你窒息了

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我懂,但我不像他們

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你和我,我們理解彼此
懂我的意思嗎?

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我很高興終於有人能這樣對我...

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小心那變形的地板

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你差點就要被絆倒了

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癢癢,你知道我們需要什麼嗎?

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薄餅加上所有的配料

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墨西哥夾餅、餃子,所有東西

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薄餅上放餃子?

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寧,你真是個墮落的天才

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我會在11分鐘後以華氏475度回來

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笨蛋

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寧,我發明了有史以來最棒的薄餅

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就像在環遊世界,但發生在你的嘴裡

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這一部分是地中海,有很多鷹嘴豆泥

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然後這個部分...

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寧?

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寧?

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我們回來了!

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-癢癢?
-我找不到寧

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什麼...

131
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好了,請各位收起那指責的眼神

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並換成搜索的眼神來找她吧

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她會在哪裡?

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-她可能迷路了
-或是受傷

135
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或是被一群無恥的
老婆婆綁匪綁架了!

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老婆婆綁匪?

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是啊,他們在街上遊蕩

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綁架那些會做
手工點心給他們的老婆婆

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那些手工點心的秘密食材就是愛!

140
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那我們一定要在他們下手前找到她

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那些是我的點心

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那些愛是我要吃的!

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{\an8}(失蹤,寧外婆)

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完全不知道她去哪裡了

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(他們要找到外婆)

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(搜索整個城市)

147
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(他們貼上傳單
但她把它們全部撕下)

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(他們追蹤她的行蹤和電話)

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我知道牠不是外婆
但我們可以帶牠回家嗎?

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喂,那是我的狗

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(他們不會停下來)

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(他們有任務在身)

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午安,大鬍子先生

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(他們要和時間賽跑)

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(所以他要縮減點心時間)

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(到一次或兩次)

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媽媽!

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(他們想找到...寧外婆)

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(她躲在一個回收桶裡)

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(他們要繼續嘗試...但她會贏)

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(他們在尋找寧外婆)

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(尋找寧外婆)

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外婆?

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(尋找寧外婆)

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自由了!

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我不該把電話貼在狗身上的

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喂?有人在嗎?有人嗎?

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好,壞消息,寧不在幽靈世界

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但也有好消息,寧不在幽靈世界

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所以她還沒...

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你懂嗎?你懂我的意思嗎?

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我不明白她為什麼要離開

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她與我們同住的生活
是如此安全又完美

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你覺得是因為花嗎?
我知道我修剪過度了

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-喂?
-寧在我們這裡

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打包好她的行李

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30分鐘後在核桃巷212號見

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無恥的老婆婆綁匪!

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我根本不覺得他們真的存在

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我為什麼要把他們引入宇宙?

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麥琪一家,出發!

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(癢癢監視中)

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摩打正在運轉
突擊A隊,你們負責重新綁架寧

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我會負責踩油門

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我們有24.18美元,這夠付贖金嗎?

186
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莫莉,他們手中的是我們外婆
不是倉鼠

187
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各位,看看我們在哪裡

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長者護理中心?

189
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是啊,小女孩

190
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寧!我好擔心你,我吃了我們的薄餅

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我很抱歉,但我緊張時就會吃東西

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帕蒂?鮑比?你們綁架了寧外婆?

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什麼?當然不是

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我們在公園發現了她

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那你為什麼要用
可怕的老婆婆綁匪聲音說話?

196
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我孫子在我的電話
下載了變聲應用程式

197
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我不知道怎麼刪除

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謝謝你們找到我媽媽

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現在讓我們帶你回家吧

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回那安全又...

201
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不,我不要回去那裡

202
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你們把我當成小孩子

203
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我根本沒辦法做任何事情

204
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所以我逃跑了

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但關於我頭暈的症狀,你是對的

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我又跌了一跤,而且起不來

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我自己一個人,直到這些新朋友出現

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他們讓我知道了
獨立的老年生活可以是什麼樣子的

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這裡有能保有私隱的寬敞房間

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我有需要時,隨時有人會提供協助

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{\an8}遊戲夜、體育活動、游泳池

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{\an8}除此之外,星期二的爵士健美操課
有一些性感的老年人

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我會咆哮,但我的牙齒可能會掉出來

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我愛我的家人

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但我還沒準備好放棄我的
「獨立寧生活」

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我有點生氣,我沒想到這個名字

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你已經成功兩次了,達里爾,別貪心

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(白禮頓山莊)

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-我很抱歉,媽媽
-我也是

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-很抱歉,寧
-很抱歉,寧外婆

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是因為花,對不對?

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我們只專注在你不該做的事情

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卻忽略了你能做的事情

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最重要的事,是你安全又開心

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是啊,而且我們可以常常來拜訪
對吧?

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那我會很高興的,莫莉

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-寧,你要加入老人擊劍嗎?
-我馬上來

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他們長大得真快

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是啊,媽媽,他們真的成長得很快

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我們待會在爵士健美操課見

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這是個明智的選擇

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

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字幕翻譯:李倩寧