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- (不敢相信你屬於我)
- (什麼?)

2
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(你我永不分離)

3
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(從此以後我再也不孤單)

4
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(天啊)

5
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(我們是最佳拍檔)

6
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- (生生世世不分離?)
- (生生世世不分離)

7
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(我們是討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

8
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(我被詛咒了,糟糕透頂)

9
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(現在你跟我糾纏在一起)

10
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(我們永不分離)

11
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- (有沒有重新開始的按鈕?)
- (沒有)

12
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(我們是討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

13
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- (莫莉是我)
- (就是她)

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{\an8}(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

15
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(有其父必有其女)

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{\an8}(《喪鐘烏龜騎士》)

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{\an8}怎麼樣?你喜歡嗎?還是討厭?

18
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還是...不,別告訴我你毫不在乎

19
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利比,我太喜歡了

20
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我以為凱美拉女王肯定會
放火燒了整座城市

21
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但沒有,劇情出現反轉

22
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她成為了仁慈的領導者

23
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你鋪陳了好久

24
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-你對文字真的很有一套
-是嗎?

25
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是嗎?證明給我看

26
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「三個字,傳遞訊息的人」

27
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-第一個字是「傳」
-「傳令官」

28
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有郵件

29
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讓我看看

30
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有《賽詩會季刊》

31
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一堆帳單,還有一個包裹

32
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「祝你有個美好的成人禮」

33
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成人禮?你的成人禮是好幾個月前

34
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而且大家都知道你的招牌動物是烏龜

35
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送禮的人一點也不了解你...

36
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是我爸爸寄來的!

37
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這樣啊?那還真是份貼心的好禮物

38
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我從來沒有聽過你談起你爸爸

39
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當然,如果你不想談也沒關係

40
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但你想說的話,我洗耳恭聽

41
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他希望能多陪在我身邊

42
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但他忙著環遊世界

43
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這樣他才能寫出
下一本偉大的美國小說

44
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所以他是位作家?

45
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-就像你一樣
-沒錯

46
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他已經寫這本書好幾年了...

47
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天啊,他終於完成了

48
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媽媽...

49
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爸爸這個週末會到
諾茨沃斯的邦查書店

50
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宣傳他的書

51
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-他寫完了?
-正是

52
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而且他希望我去看他

53
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我不肯定...小寶貝

54
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諾茨沃斯還挺遠的

55
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距離這裡只隔了兩個州

56
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而且我已經六年沒見過他了

57
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你知道我不會拒絕

58
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跟我最愛的女孩一起去公路旅行的

59
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太好了

60
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既然爸爸不用那麼專注在書上了

61
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我跟他的故事終於可以開始了

62
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他肯定是因為這樣才想見我

63
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讓我們彌補過去錯過的時光

64
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可是我的烏龜...

65
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我不在的時候需要有人照顧...

66
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別擔心

67
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癢癢和我會好好守護這裡

68
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就像殼一樣

69
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-這不算是笑話,莫莉
-是你聽不懂而已

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你把它說得像笑話一樣
不代表它就是個笑話

71
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成功的公路旅行
怎麼能少了公路零食呢?

72
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利比,你看

73
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快來吃八字鬍怪

74
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我們應該也幫爸爸買些零食

75
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他喜歡甜的嗎?還是鹹的?
兩種都買吧

76
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媽媽,我們一定要買這個

77
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我們要趁特價時買下這個雪橇才行

78
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爸爸可能會想帶我去搭雪橇
就像我小時候一樣

79
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我們先別想那麼遠吧

80
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現在先買零食就好了

81
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我們會再回來買你的,別擔心

82
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蕭莎娜、桑提亞哥

83
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還有喜歡攀爬的賽門

84
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你確實很喜歡攀爬

85
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好,牠們有食物、水、保溫燈

86
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還有我隨時緊盯的眼睛

87
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一切順利

88
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你會覺得牠們看起來很無聊嗎?

89
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牠們是烏龜,無聊是牠們的自然狀態

90
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現在來做好玩的事吧

91
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幫我解這個填字遊戲

92
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「四個字,描述一個人
因過度自信而衰敗」

93
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不...

94
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莫莉麥琪做事一向會超越大家的期待

95
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我要製作一個更大、更好的
烏龜遊樂場

96
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史上最大、最棒的烏龜遊樂場!

97
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是「狂妄自大」,多謝了

98
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我要製作一個「烏龜托邦」!

99
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(烏龜托邦)

100
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看起來真棒,小莫

101
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沒錯,但烏龜托邦
還需要最後的畫龍點睛

102
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也就是流水造景

103
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幫我顧一下烏龜,癢癢

104
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包在我身上,現在來解橫的第七題

105
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「兩個字,即將大難臨頭的暗示」

106
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是「預兆」

107
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烏龜跑去哪裡了?

108
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什麼?牠們怎麼跑走...

109
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我只是分心一秒鐘而已

110
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癢癢,我們一定要找到牠們

111
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牠們是利比第二至第五要好的朋友

112
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-或許再也不是了
-癢癢!

113
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好,「麻」的句子是...

114
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「麻雀在天空中飛翔」

115
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現在換你作「踢」了,利比

116
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利比?輪到你了

117
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-踢
-抱歉,媽媽

118
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我專心不了,我一直想著爸爸

119
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我太久沒見到他了
快告訴我跟他有關的一切

120
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我們在大學相遇時

121
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他既英俊又有魅力

122
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彈班頓里昂手風琴彈得像暴徒一樣

123
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這些太膚淺了,媽媽

124
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我要聽有趣的事

125
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例如他的笑話是不是
尷尬又好笑得恰到好處?

126
00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,968
他是看似外向的內向型人
還是看似內向的外向型人?

127
00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,720
他的懷抱讓人有家的感覺嗎?

128
00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,139
好了,換好車呔了,我們上路吧

129
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,473
媽媽,你表現得很奇怪

130
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關於這個,你的父親有各種面向

131
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有些是好的,有些是壞的

132
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但最重要的一點

133
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是他給了我生命中最美好的奇蹟

134
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-我
-沒錯

135
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就是你!

136
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媽媽

137
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那是什麼聲音?
我想是公路在呼喚我們

138
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不是公路,媽媽,是莫莉

139
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利比...

140
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-我想很快問一個跟烏龜有關的問題
-莫莉

141
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別擔心,我相信你對牠們的照顧
一定會超越我的期待

142
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讓我跟賽門講句話

143
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癢癢,快假裝你是賽門

144
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什麼?我不知道烏龜的聲音是怎樣的

145
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-你自己來
-我不...

146
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你知道我不會模仿動物的聲音

147
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賽門?你還好嗎?

148
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大概是因為我們玩得太開心
所以牠累了

149
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就這樣吧,再見

150
00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,613
原來我這麼擅長模仿烏龜啊?

151
00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:05,656
{\an8}(歡迎來到諾茨沃斯)

152
00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,574
利比,聽著

153
00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,452
我覺得我們現在該談談某些事了

154
00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,787
畢竟我們快到了...

155
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我們快到了嗎?我好興奮

156
00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,875
就像胃裡有一千隻蝴蝶要爆炸一樣

157
00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,169
爸爸和我終於要團聚了

158
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(我和爸爸將會朝夕相處)

159
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(彌補他不在時我們錯失的時光)

160
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(我們會玩複雜的桌上遊戲)

161
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(然後鉤針編織)

162
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(我們會織出方格花紋
就我跟爸爸兩人)

163
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(我們會一起野餐和踩單車)

164
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(他會在我的即興表演會上)

165
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(堅持演奏邦哥鼓)

166
00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,411
(他會在我每次擊球後
呼喊鼓勵的話語,像是...)

167
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沒關係,利比,重新振作

168
00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,580
(然後我媽媽會覺得...)

169
00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,207
他真的變了呢

170
00:06:56,207 --> 00:07:00,211
(每個生日蛋糕
嚐起來都會更甜一些)

171
00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:04,173
(有他在,大燭台會燃燒得更燦爛)

172
00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,092
(他會讓我的寫作更加進步)

173
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,219
(我們每件事都會做專題討論)

174
00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:12,181
(我們會是世上最暢銷的父女作家)

175
00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,017
(我和我的爸爸)

176
00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,395
(我們分隔兩地許久)

177
00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,981
(我很怕他不在乎我了)

178
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(很怕他已經離開)

179
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(但現在他要回來了)

180
00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,154
(而我唱著歡樂的歌曲)

181
00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,364
(我不悲傷)

182
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(因為結局有著我和爸爸)

183
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媽媽,你剛剛要說什麼?

184
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我沒意識到這件事對你有多重要

185
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是啊,我猜我也沒意識到

186
00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,629
我很開心看到你這麼興奮

187
00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:48,050
但別抱持太高的期待,好嗎?

188
00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,388
-我找到賽門了!
-癢癢,那是公仔

189
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你確定嗎?牠們的眼神一樣無神

190
00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,143
直視著我的靈魂深處

191
00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,853
我讓我最好的朋友失望了

192
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別這樣
我們只需要一個簡單的二字詞

193
00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,317
第一個字是「魄」,指積極的態度

194
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,485
沒錯,「魄力」!

195
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,571
-我這個人可有魄力了
-對,這個詞沒錯

196
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,781
癢癢,我們還有工作要做

197
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,995
蕭莎娜,快過來吃

198
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,628
很好,溫暖舒適

199
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,671
就像桑提亞哥喜歡的那樣

200
00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:33,387
我還是不明白
烏龜怎麼會喜歡特定的音樂類型

201
00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:41,771
我沒看見他,我們遲到了嗎?

202
00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,190
我就知道我們不該
再停下來上廁所的

203
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,486
-我明明還忍得住
-我肯定他隨時會出現的

204
00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:51,572
拜託了,馬太亞斯,別這樣

205
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今天絕對不行

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他在那裡,是他!

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好,孩子,我會在這裡等你

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爸爸,你好嗎?

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你不可能是利比啊
她只有這麼點高而已

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你已經是位少女了

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是啊,我已經過成年禮了

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你培育了一個堅強的女人,莉雅

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不論發生什麼事,她都能面對

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恭喜你完成你的書了

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謝謝,這是給我最愛的女孩的簽名書

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「繼續閱讀,繼續做夢」

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我也有一本書要給你

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不知道你還記不記得我也會寫作

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我有在其中幾封信...好幾封信中...

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其實在每封信都有提過

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你想繼承你爸爸的衣缽,是吧?

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是啊

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既然你完成你的書了

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我們現在終於可以真正相處了

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我們要先做什麼?

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我們帶了一個印有你名字的雪橇...

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孩子

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我很想這麼做
但出版社非常看好這本書

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我們認為會出成三部曲

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所以我會忙碌好一陣子

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我們需要研擬續集的發展方向

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然後我需要再度旅行搜集題材
還要擔心巡迴簽書會

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或許還有衍生作品...

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小寶貝,你還好嗎?

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{\an8}「《追尋奇蹟》」

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他真是愚蠢

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他一直在外面「追尋奇蹟」

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卻根本看不見最棒的奇蹟就在他眼前

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也就是你

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媽媽,謝謝你總是陪在我身邊

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現在八字鬍怪要求你給我一個擁抱

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快出現吧...賽門,你到底在哪裡?

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利比回來了!

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嘿,利比,我有件事要告訴你

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我...我不確定...

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牠是怎麼...天啊,那隻烏龜可真會爬

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那件事就是...

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一切都很順利

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-謝謝你,莫莉
-再見

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她完全相信我了

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情況如何?

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莫莉把牠們弄丟了

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直到最後一秒才找回來

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)