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- (不敢相信你屬於我)
- (什麼?)

2
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(你我永不分離)

3
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(從此以後我再也不孤單)

4
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- (天啊)
- (我們是最佳拍檔)

5
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- (生生世世不分離?)
- (生生世世不分離)

6
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(我們是討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

7
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(我被詛咒了,糟糕透頂)

8
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(現在你跟我糾纏在一起)

9
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(我們永不分離)

10
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- (有沒有重新開始的按鈕?)
- (沒有)

11
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(我們是討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

12
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- (莫莉是我)
- (就是她)

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{\an8}(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

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(有其父必有其女)

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{\an8}(《喪鐘烏龜騎士》
利比史丹托雷斯著)

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{\an8}你喜歡還是討厭呢?

17
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還是...不,別告訴我你毫不在乎!

18
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利比,我愛極了!

19
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我以為凱美拉女王肯定會
放火燒了整座城市

20
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但可沒有,你讓劇情轉折
她成了仁慈的領導者

21
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你從前面就鋪陳了好久!

22
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-你真的很擅長寫作!
-是嗎?

23
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證明給我看,“猜一個三字詞
意思是傳遞訊息的人”

24
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-第一個字是傳...
-傳令官!

25
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郵件來了

26
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讓我看看,有《賽詩會季刊》
一堆帳單,還有一個包裹

27
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“祝你有個美好的成人禮”

28
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成人禮?
你的成人禮好幾個月前就結束了

29
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而且大家都知道你的招牌動物是烏龜

30
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送禮的人一點也不了解你...

31
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是我爸寄來的!

32
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是喔,既然這樣真是個貼心的好禮物

33
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我從來沒有聽你談起爸爸過

34
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如果你不想講的話,完全沒有關係

35
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但你想講的話,我洗耳恭聽喔

36
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他希望能多陪在我身邊
但他忙著環遊世界

37
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這樣他才能寫出
下一本偉大的美國小說

38
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他是位作家呀?

39
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-就像你一樣!
-沒錯

40
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這本書他已經寫好幾年了
天啊,他終於完成了!

41
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媽媽...

42
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爸爸這週末會到諾茨沃斯的邦查書店

43
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宣傳他的書

44
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-他寫完了?
-沒錯!

45
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-而且他希望我去看他
-我不太確定,小斑鳩

46
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諾茨沃斯還滿遠的

47
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距離這裡只有兩個州遠
而且我已經六年沒見到他了

48
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我怎麼能拒絕
跟我最愛的女孩一起去公路旅行呢?

49
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好耶!

50
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既然爸爸不用如此專注在書上了
我跟他的故事終於可以開始了

51
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他肯定是因為這樣才想見我

52
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讓我們能彌補過去錯過的時光

53
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但我的烏龜

54
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我不在的時候需有有人照顧...

55
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別擔心了!

56
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癢癢和我會罩你,就像殼一樣

57
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-這不算一個笑話,莫莉
-你只是聽不懂罷了

58
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你把它講得像笑話一樣
不代表它就是個笑話!

59
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成功的公路旅行
怎麼能少了公路零食呢?

60
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利比,你看!

61
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快來吃八字鬍怪!

62
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我們應該也幫爸爸買些零食

63
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他喜歡甜的嗎?

64
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還是鹹的呢?我兩種都買

65
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媽媽,我們必須買這個!

66
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我們得趁特價時買下這個雪橇才行

67
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爸爸可能會想帶我去搭雪橇
就像我小時候一樣

68
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我們先別想那麼遠吧
現在先買零食就好了

69
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我們會再回來買你的,別擔心

70
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蕭莎娜、桑提亞哥
還有喜歡攀爬的賽門

71
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你喜歡攀爬沒錯,小兄弟

72
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好,牠們有食物、水、保溫燈
還有我隨時緊盯的眼睛

73
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一切都沒問題

74
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你會覺得牠們看起來很無聊嗎?

75
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牠們是烏龜,無聊是牠們的自然狀態

76
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現在來做好玩的事吧
幫我一起解這個填字遊戲

77
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“這是個四字詞
描述一個人因為過度自信而衰敗”

78
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不...

79
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莫莉麥琪做事一向會超越大家的期待

80
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我要製作一個更大更好的烏龜遊樂場

81
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史上最大、最棒的烏龜遊樂場!

82
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是“驕傲自大”,多謝了

83
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我要製作一個烏龜烏托邦!

84
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(烏龜烏托邦)

85
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看起來真讚,小莫

86
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沒錯,但烏龜烏托邦
還需要最後的畫龍點睛

87
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也就是流水造景
幫我顧一下烏龜,癢癢

88
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包在我身上,現在來解橫的第七題

89
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“有個二字詞
意思是即將大難臨頭的暗示”

90
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預兆!

91
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烏龜跑去哪裡了?

92
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什麼?牠們怎麼跑走的?
我只分心一秒鐘而已

93
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癢癢,我們必須找到牠們才行!

94
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牠們是利比最要好的朋友
第二到第五名

95
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-或許再也不是了
-癢癢!

96
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好,“麻”的造句是...

97
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“麻雀在天空中搖曳”

98
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現在換你造“踢”了,利比?

99
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利比?輪到你了

100
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-踢
-抱歉,媽媽

101
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我無法專心,我一直想著爸爸

102
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我太久沒見到他了
快告訴我跟他有關的一切

103
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我們在大學相遇時,他又帥又有魅力

104
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彈班多鈕手風琴彈得像暴徒一樣

105
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那些都太膚淺了,媽媽
告訴我有趣的事情

106
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像是,他講的笑話是不是
尷尬又好笑得恰到好處?

107
00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,968
他是看似外向的內向型人嗎?
還是看似內向的外向型人呢?

108
00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:06,139
-他的擁抱讓人有家的感覺嗎?
-輪胎換好了,我們上路吧!

109
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,473
媽媽,你表現得很奇怪

110
00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:11,269
這個嘛,你的父親有各種面向
有些好的,有些壞的

111
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但最重要的一點是

112
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他給了我生命中最美好的奇蹟

113
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-我
-沒錯!

114
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就是你!

115
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媽媽!

116
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那是什麼聲音?
我想公路在呼喚我們了

117
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不是公路啦,媽,是莫莉!

118
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利比...

119
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-我想快速問一個跟烏龜有關的問題
-莫莉

120
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別擔心,我相信你對牠們的照顧
一定會超越我的期待

121
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讓我跟賽門講句話

122
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癢癢,快假裝你是賽門!

123
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什麼?
我不知道烏龜的聲音聽起來是怎樣

124
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-你來做
-我不要...

125
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你知道我不會模仿動物的聲音!

126
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賽門?你還好嗎?

127
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大概是因為我們玩得太開心
所以牠累了

128
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就這樣吧,再見

129
00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,613
原來我這麼擅長模仿烏龜啊?

130
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{\an8}(歡迎來到諾茨沃斯)

131
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利比,聽我說
我覺得有些事我們現在該談談了

132
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因為我們快到了...

133
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我們快到了嗎?我好興奮啊!

134
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好像胃裡有一千隻蝴蝶要爆炸了一樣

135
00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,169
爸爸和我終於要團聚了

136
00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:26,010
(我和我爸將會朝夕相處)

137
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(彌補他不在時我們錯失的時光)

138
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(我們會玩複雜的桌遊)

139
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(然後是鉤針編織)

140
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,356
(我們會織出方格花紋
就我跟爸爸兩人)

141
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(我們會一起野餐和騎腳踏車)

142
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(他會在我的即興表演會上)

143
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(堅持要演奏曼波鼓)

144
00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,411
(他會在我每次擊球後
呼喊鼓勵的話語,像是...)

145
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沒關係,利比,重新振作

146
00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,580
(然後我媽會覺得...)

147
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他真的改變了呢

148
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(每個生日蛋糕
嚐起來都會更甜一些)

149
00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:04,173
(有他在,大燭台會燃燒得更燦爛)

150
00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,092
(他會讓我的寫作更進步)

151
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,219
(我們每件事都會做專題討論)

152
00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:12,181
(我們會是世上最暢銷的父女作家)

153
00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,017
(我和我的爸爸)

154
00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,395
(我們分隔兩地許久)

155
00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,981
(我很怕他不在乎我了)

156
00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,191
(很怕他離去了)

157
00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,568
(但現在他要回來了)

158
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(而我唱著歡樂的歌曲)

159
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(我不悲傷)

160
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(因為終於是我和我爸爸了)

161
00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,331
媽,你剛剛要說什麼?

162
00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,584
我沒意識到這件事對你有多重要

163
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是啊,我猜我也沒意識到

164
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我很開心看到你這麼興奮
但別抱持太高的期待,好嗎?

165
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-我找到賽門了!
-癢癢,那是一隻絨毛玩偶

166
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你確定嗎?牠們的眼神一樣無神

167
00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,143
直直往我的靈魂深處看進去

168
00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,853
我讓我最好的朋友失望了

169
00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,397
別這樣
我們只需要一個簡單的二字詞

170
00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,317
“第一個字是‘魄’
意思是做得到的態度”

171
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沒錯,“魄力”!

172
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,571
-我這個人的魄力可多了!
-對耶,這個詞沒錯

173
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,781
癢癢,我們還有工作要做

174
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,995
蕭莎娜,快過來吃

175
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,628
很好,暖洋洋的

176
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,671
就像桑提亞哥喜歡的那樣

177
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我還是不明白
烏龜怎麼會喜歡特定類型的音樂

178
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我沒看見他,我們有遲到嗎?

179
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我就知道我們不該
多停下來上廁所一次

180
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-我其實還能夠忍
-他肯定隨時會出現

181
00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:53,074
馬太亞斯,拜託別這樣
今天絕對不行

182
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他在那裡,那是他沒錯!

183
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好的孩子,我會在這裡等你

184
00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,080
爸爸,你好

185
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,710
你不可能是利比啊!
她只有這麼點高而已

186
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:10,758
-你基本上是位少女了!
-是啊,我已經過成年禮了

187
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,762
你養育了一個很堅強的女人,莉雅

188
00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,265
不論發生什麼事情她都能面對

189
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,850
恭喜你完成你的書了

190
00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:23,646
謝謝,這是給我最愛的女孩的簽名書

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“繼續閱讀,繼續做夢”

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我也有一本書要給你

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不曉得你記不記得我也會寫作

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我在我寫的幾封信或一些信中...
其實在所有信中都有提及

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試著想繼承你爸爸的衣缽是吧?

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是啊

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既然你完成你的書了

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我們現在終於可以真正相處了

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我們先做什麼才好呢?

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有個雪橇上寫著你的名字喔...

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孩子

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你知道我很想要的
但出版社超級看好這本書

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我們認為會出成三部曲

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所以我會忙碌好一陣子

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我們需要研擬續集的發展方向

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然後我需要再度旅行搜集題材
還要擔心巡迴簽書會

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或許還有衍生作品...

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小斑鳩,你還好嗎?

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{\an8}“《追尋奇蹟》”

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他真是愚蠢

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他一直在外頭“追尋奇蹟”

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卻根本看不見最棒的奇蹟就在他眼前

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也就是你

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媽,謝謝你總是陪在我身邊

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現在八字鬍怪要求你給我一個擁抱

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快出現...賽門,你到底在哪?

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利比回來了!

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嘿,利比,我有件事要告訴你

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我...我不確定...

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牠是怎麼...
天啊,那隻烏龜可真會攀爬!

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那件事情就是...

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一切都很順利!

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-謝謝你,莫莉
-再見

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她完全相信我了

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情況如何?

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莫莉把牠們搞丟了
然後最後一秒才找回來

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)