1 00:00:00,459 --> 00:00:02,378 - [upbeat music] - [crowd cheering] 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,174 Gather round, folks, gather round, 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,636 'cause this is the year Brighton finally beats Perfektborg 4 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:13,806 at our own beloved game of turnipball! 5 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,725 Because Brighton has a secret weapon. 6 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,519 - A giant slingshot? - The power of love. 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,896 - A robot with lasers? - Me! 8 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,941 No, I give you the Titan Of Turnipball, 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,485 The Rookie Of Root-based Sports, 10 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,071 The Swoop With The Alley Oop, 11 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,532 [imitates drumroll] 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,785 Ollie Chen! 13 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,662 - [dramatic music] - [Ollie grunting] 14 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,705 [water burbling] 15 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,747 [turnip splats] 16 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,751 [car alarm blaring] 17 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:42,877 [crowd cheering] 18 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:44,587 Is that good or bad? 19 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:45,880 This game is really confusing. 20 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,089 The kid's a natural! 21 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,341 We might actually have a shot. 22 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,636 I declare this day Get Your Hopes Up Too High Day! 23 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,306 [crowd cheering] 24 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,725 [tense music] 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,810 ♪ Our time has finally come ♪ 26 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,646 ♪ We'll wash off the stink of shame ♪ 27 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,357 ♪ For the first time in Brighton history ♪ 28 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,777 ♪ We may actually win a game ♪ 29 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,571 ♪ Every year, they dominate us ♪ 30 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,990 ♪ Shame our town, humiliate us ♪ 31 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,827 ♪ That all ends today because our secret weapon's here ♪ 32 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,371 Aw, man, that's a lotta pressure. 33 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,290 ♪ This is Brighton's year ♪ 34 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,000 - [man] This is Brighton's year! - [crowd cheering] 35 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,252 Molly, I know this will be our 25th time, 36 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,546 but can you go over the rules again? 37 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,257 Ha, no need. You're doing great, buddy! 38 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,134 ♪ The whole world writes us off ♪ 39 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,011 ♪ They say we're clumsy and we're slow ♪ 40 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,805 How dare they! 41 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,056 ♪ Everybody thinks we're losers ♪ 42 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,099 But are we gonna lose today? 43 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,351 It's possible! 44 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:41,519 ♪ We'll destroy 'em ♪ 45 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,270 ♪ We'll defeat 'em ♪ 46 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,773 ♪ What a joy to finally beat 'em ♪ 47 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:49,777 ♪ Order tons of nonrefundable victory souvenirs ♪ 48 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,488 ♪ 'Cause this is Brighton's year ♪ 49 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,657 ♪ Thanks to our rookie sensation ♪ 50 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,117 ♪ This is Brighton's year ♪ 51 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,496 ♪ No need to temper expectations ♪ 52 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:02,873 ♪ Town morale is soaring ♪ 53 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:07,461 ♪ You just keep on scoring 'til the trophy's here ♪ 54 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,046 ♪ This is Brighton ♪ 55 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,216 ♪ This is Brighton's year ♪ 56 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,596 OK, so I'm thinking I'm gonna possess the players, OK? 57 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,181 I'm gonna make 'em all walk around like a lot of drool, 58 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,558 think a lot of drool. 59 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,101 - Scratch, hey, look at me. - Yeah. 60 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:23,978 No ghosty tricks this time. 61 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,231 I wanna beat these jerks fair and square. 62 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,900 And then eat their pastries with my mouth. 63 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,695 Besides, with Ollie on our side, we can't lose! 64 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,446 Still don't understand the rules! 65 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,574 Come on! 66 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,118 You can't keep a dynamo like old Scratchy here on the bench. 67 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,953 [sighs] Look, I know you wanna help, 68 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,205 but last time, it just went a little off the rails, 69 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,249 so can you please promise me 70 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,544 you're not gonna possess any of the players, or the coach? 71 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:49,712 I know what you're thinking. 72 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:50,963 Fine. 73 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,592 Or the turnipball. 74 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:57,094 Ah, take all the fun, why don't ya? 75 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,763 - [horn honks] - [bus rumbling] 76 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,728 - [ominous music] - [cleats thudding] 77 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,896 [Principal O'Connor] Look at those new fancy shmancy uniforms 78 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,607 with "no moth holes". 79 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,363 Syvertsson. 80 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,948 O'Connor. 81 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:21,160 And you must be team captain Quinby? 82 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,245 Yah. Kringle? 83 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,664 [choral music] 84 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:29,084 [gasps] Half pretzel, half churro, all for Molly, ah! 85 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,961 Accept no gifts from the enemy! 86 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,963 This treat could be poisoned! 87 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,132 I can't believe I almost fell for that. 88 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,301 How low will they stoop? 89 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,762 Eh, Molly and her rules. 90 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:41,096 [people laughing] 91 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,681 [upbeat music] 92 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,391 Hey, check it, the meatball's eating me! 93 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,392 [camera clicks] 94 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,977 [groans] 95 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,854 Molly didn't say anything 96 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:52,691 about possessing discarded mascot costumes. 97 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,361 [laughs] I love a good loophole. 98 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:58,447 - [whistle trills] - Let's play turnipball! 99 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,449 - [crowd cheering] - Molly, what do I use here, 100 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,576 the golf club or the cricket bat with the googly eyes? 101 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,662 Exactly! 102 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,497 Now go out there, and show 'em what Brighton's made of. 103 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,542 [crowd cheering] 104 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,878 - [whistle trills] - Was that good? 105 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,464 That boy's got some serious heat! 106 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,883 [upbeat music] 107 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:23,222 Dinner is served, and meatball's on the menu. 108 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,850 Spa-ghett out of the way, meatball. 109 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,602 Oh, boy, we got ourselves 110 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,355 an old-fashioned mascot dance off! 111 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,732 [upbeat music] 112 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:42,700 [Scratch groaning] 113 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,410 [Bobby] Whoa, that's gotta hurt... 114 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,619 - Ow. - [Bobby] ...his ego. 115 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,912 [crowd laughing] 116 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:50,582 [tense music] 117 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,751 - [Ollie grunts] - [Patty] What a save by Chen! 118 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,086 And the turnip didn't splatter, 119 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,672 so that's more points for Brighton! 120 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,549 Ooh, you absolute dreamboat! 121 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,843 We're up 17 to four! 122 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:04,471 I can see that golden turnip in our trophy case now. 123 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,014 Can you see it? Tell me you can see it! 124 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,017 Molly, I have no idea what I'm doing. 125 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,312 [vuvuzelas blaring] 126 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,698 - Uh, what's happening? - [whistle trills] 127 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:25,534 Ah, that's the purple card for the hotshot rookie. 128 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,579 Now he's gotta cool his heels in the penalty box. 129 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,164 Everyone has to freeze and be silent 130 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,623 when you hear the vuvuzelas! 131 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,293 I don't even know what a vuvuzela is! 132 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,754 With Brighton's boy wonder out of commission, 133 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:39,882 you can be sure Perfektborg will take full advantage. 134 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,759 [wonky music] 135 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,183 [Molly grunts] 136 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,185 [rooster crows] 137 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,020 [Patty] Well, cock-a-doodle-darn. 138 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,564 That's the signal for seventh half-time. 139 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,358 Those Perfektborgians are too perfect! 140 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,737 Ah! And it stinks! 141 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,739 [sniffing] Wait... [sniffs] 142 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,449 that's not the stink of perfection. 143 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:09,495 [sniffing] It's... Hmm. 144 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:11,079 [crunching] 145 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,332 Flaky crumbs delicately drizzled with sugar? 146 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,374 This is kringle! 147 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,876 Those beautiful bullies 148 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,211 have been sneaking around our locker room! 149 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,588 [gasps] You think they might be... 150 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,341 - cheating? - Rigged! 151 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,802 [crowd cheering] 152 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,845 Get your turnip popcorn here! 153 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,348 Turnip dogs, fresh squeezed turnip juice! 154 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,559 Snack girl, I'll take one of everything. 155 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,436 Thanks, mister! 156 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,063 Let's see how funny you are 157 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,231 when you're covered in concession stand 158 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,524 condiments, pal. 159 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,484 [suspenseful music] 160 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:43,028 - [upbeat music] - [kids cheering] 161 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,571 Got any turnip tornadoes? 162 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:46,865 Thanks, Meatball. 163 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,034 [groans] 164 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,537 ♪ Sneaking into their locker room ♪ 165 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:54,081 ♪ Gonna find proof they're cheating ♪ 166 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,750 ♪ And the horns are, like, bah-nah-bah-nah-bah-nah ♪ 167 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,337 Oh, secret playbook, huh? 168 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,047 What are you doing in our locker room? 169 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:06,218 - [yelps] - Oh, no, is someone injured? 170 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,720 If so, please take our medical supplies. 171 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,889 We have kitty and puppy bandages. 172 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:14,226 Which do you prefer? Maybe the puppies? 173 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,019 Oh, yeah, absolutely, no contest. 174 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,856 Wait, what happened to your scary voices, 175 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,232 and your scary frowns? 176 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,192 You mean, our game faces? 177 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,236 Game faces? 178 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,613 We demonstrate fierce, friendly, 179 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,032 fierce, friendly, fierce, friendly! 180 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:32,703 So you're not mean, or evil? 181 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:35,163 Perfektborg is good? 182 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,124 My worldview is crumbling! 183 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,084 Quinby, get her a kringle. 184 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,128 [groaning] 185 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,046 Oh, corn, this is so good. 186 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:47,259 I'm sorry, I was convinced you were cheating. 187 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,177 - [players gasp] - [dramatic music] 188 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,805 We don't even have a word for that in our native tongue. 189 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,183 But then, why were you in our locker room? 190 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,228 Oh, we left a basket of kringles as a treat. 191 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,980 Did you not get them? 192 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,524 Oh, whatever could've happened to them? 193 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,110 [chomping, belches] 194 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,487 We have a pest problem. 195 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,866 I let competition cloud my judgment. 196 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:14,953 I made you the enemy but, mm, seriously these are so good. 197 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,331 And so are you, it's just Brighton needs a win 198 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,209 after 129 years. 199 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,670 There is only one thing to do. 200 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,672 Yah, we throw the game, 201 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,175 and allow you to feel the victory thrill. 202 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,052 You'd do that for us? 203 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,553 Yah, it will be nice 204 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,805 to feel the thrill of pitiful failure. 205 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:36,767 Well, "pitiful" wasn't necessary, but thank you? 206 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,811 - [upbeat music] - [crowd cheering] 207 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,064 [fireworks whistling] 208 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,315 All right, Meatball. 209 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,484 Prepare to get served. 210 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,737 [roaring] 211 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,280 [screaming] 212 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:55,118 Let me out of this warm embrace! Eeh! 213 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,579 - [tender music] - Mm, what are you doing? 214 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,289 [gasps] You're right, Meatball. 215 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:02,167 Who am I mad at? Not you! 216 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,504 You're just a random meatball with vacant googly eyes. 217 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:08,507 I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at myself. 218 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,468 You're the wisest being I've ever met, 219 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,595 and I met Abraham Lincoln once. 220 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,390 [upbeat music] 221 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,725 [turnip splats] 222 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,477 [Patty] I don't know what happened, 223 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,814 but Perfektborg isn't lookin' so perfect anymore! 224 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,483 [upbeat music] 225 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:31,947 [unicycles squeaking] 226 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,240 [wonky music] 227 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,283 Not the sudden death zone! 228 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:39,162 That gives 170 points to Perfektborg and ends the game! 229 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,999 - [gong crashes] - Perfektborg wins again, 230 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,293 with a final score of 176 231 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,755 to 22 and 1/4. 232 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,800 [sighs] Stupid sport. 233 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,303 Everything has googly eyes, nothing makes sense. 234 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,013 We are so sorry. 235 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,265 We'll try harder to lose next year. 236 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,602 [upbeat music] 237 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,146 Really gonna miss that guy, you know? 238 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:08,317 So humble, so wise, so tasty with gravy. 239 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,736 Feeling worried about the good folk of Brighton. 240 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:13,113 I don't know if they're ever gonna recover from this. 241 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,157 [chomping] 242 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,909 Another disgusting loss at the hands of Perfektborg. 243 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,996 But, we didn't get shut out, let's celebrate! 244 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,373 [crowd cheering] 245 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,792 Woo, we'll get 'em next year! 246 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,045 Woo! 247 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,880 - [car thuds] - [crowd cheers] 248 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,008 I guess scoring any points is a victory for Brighton. 249 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,509 You want half of this kringle? 250 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,386 I can't believe you're even asking me. 251 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,554 [Scratch chomping] 252 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,972 I said half! 253 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,183 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 254 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,770 [upbeat music]