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- [upbeat music]
- [crowd cheering]
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Gather round,
folks, gather round,
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'cause this is the year Brighton
finally beats Perfektborg
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at our own beloved
game of turnipball!
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Because Brighton
has a secret weapon.
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- A giant slingshot?
- The power of love.
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- A robot with lasers?
- Me!
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No, I give you
the Titan Of Turnipball,
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The Rookie Of Root-based Sports,
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The Swoop With The Alley Oop,
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[imitates drumroll]
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Ollie Chen!
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- [dramatic music]
- [Ollie grunting]
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[water burbling]
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[turnip splats]
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[car alarm blaring]
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[crowd cheering]
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Is that good or bad?
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This game is really confusing.
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The kid's a natural!
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We might actually have a shot.
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I declare this day Get
Your Hopes Up Too High Day!
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[crowd cheering]
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[tense music]
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♪ Our time has finally come ♪
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♪ We'll wash off
the stink of shame ♪
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♪ For the first time
in Brighton history ♪
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♪ We may actually win a game ♪
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♪ Every year,
they dominate us ♪
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♪ Shame our town,
humiliate us ♪
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♪ That all ends today because
our secret weapon's here ♪
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Aw, man,
that's a lotta pressure.
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♪ This is Brighton's year ♪
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- [man] This is Brighton's year!
- [crowd cheering]
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Molly, I know this
will be our 25th time,
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but can you go over
the rules again?
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Ha, no need.
You're doing great, buddy!
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♪ The whole world
writes us off ♪
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♪ They say we're clumsy
and we're slow ♪
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How dare they!
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♪ Everybody
thinks we're losers ♪
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But are we gonna lose today?
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It's possible!
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♪ We'll destroy 'em ♪
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♪ We'll defeat 'em ♪
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♪ What a joy
to finally beat 'em ♪
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♪ Order tons of nonrefundable
victory souvenirs ♪
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♪ 'Cause this is
Brighton's year ♪
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♪ Thanks to our
rookie sensation ♪
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♪ This is Brighton's year ♪
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♪ No need to temper
expectations ♪
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♪ Town morale is soaring ♪
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♪ You just keep on scoring
'til the trophy's here ♪
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♪ This is Brighton ♪
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♪ This is Brighton's year ♪
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OK, so I'm thinking I'm gonna
possess the players, OK?
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I'm gonna make 'em all walk
around like a lot of drool,
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think a lot of drool.
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- Scratch, hey, look at me.
- Yeah.
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No ghosty tricks this time.
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I wanna beat these jerks
fair and square.
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And then eat their pastries
with my mouth.
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Besides, with Ollie on
our side, we can't lose!
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Still don't
understand the rules!
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Come on!
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You can't keep a dynamo like
old Scratchy here on the bench.
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[sighs] Look, I know
you wanna help,
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but last time, it just went
a little off the rails,
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so can you please promise me
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you're not gonna possess any
of the players, or the coach?
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I know what you're thinking.
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Fine.
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Or the turnipball.
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Ah, take all the fun,
why don't ya?
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- [horn honks]
- [bus rumbling]
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- [ominous music]
- [cleats thudding]
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[Principal O'Connor] Look at
those new fancy shmancy uniforms
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with "no moth holes".
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Syvertsson.
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O'Connor.
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And you must be
team captain Quinby?
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Yah.
Kringle?
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[choral music]
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[gasps] Half pretzel,
half churro, all for Molly, ah!
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Accept no gifts from the enemy!
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This treat could be poisoned!
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I can't believe I
almost fell for that.
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How low will they stoop?
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Eh, Molly and her rules.
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[people laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, check it,
the meatball's eating me!
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[camera clicks]
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[groans]
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Molly didn't say anything
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about possessing
discarded mascot costumes.
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[laughs]
I love a good loophole.
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- [whistle trills]
- Let's play turnipball!
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- [crowd cheering]
- Molly, what do I use here,
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the golf club or the cricket bat
with the googly eyes?
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Exactly!
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Now go out there, and show
'em what Brighton's made of.
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[crowd cheering]
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- [whistle trills]
- Was that good?
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That boy's got
some serious heat!
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[upbeat music]
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Dinner is served,
and meatball's on the menu.
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Spa-ghett out
of the way, meatball.
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Oh, boy, we got ourselves
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an old-fashioned
mascot dance off!
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[upbeat music]
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[Scratch groaning]
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[Bobby] Whoa,
that's gotta hurt...
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- Ow.
- [Bobby] ...his ego.
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[crowd laughing]
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[tense music]
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- [Ollie grunts]
- [Patty] What a save by Chen!
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And the turnip didn't splatter,
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so that's more
points for Brighton!
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Ooh, you absolute dreamboat!
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We're up 17 to four!
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I can see that golden turnip
in our trophy case now.
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Can you see it?
Tell me you can see it!
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Molly, I have no idea
what I'm doing.
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[vuvuzelas blaring]
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- Uh, what's happening?
- [whistle trills]
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Ah, that's the purple card
for the hotshot rookie.
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Now he's gotta cool his
heels in the penalty box.
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Everyone has
to freeze and be silent
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when you hear the vuvuzelas!
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I don't even know
what a vuvuzela is!
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With Brighton's boy
wonder out of commission,
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you can be sure Perfektborg
will take full advantage.
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[wonky music]
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[Molly grunts]
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[rooster crows]
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[Patty] Well,
cock-a-doodle-darn.
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That's the signal for
seventh half-time.
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Those Perfektborgians
are too perfect!
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Ah! And it stinks!
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[sniffing] Wait... [sniffs]
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that's not the stink
of perfection.
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[sniffing] It's... Hmm.
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[crunching]
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Flaky crumbs delicately
drizzled with sugar?
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This is kringle!
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Those beautiful bullies
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have been sneaking
around our locker room!
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[gasps] You think they
might be...
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- cheating?
- Rigged!
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[crowd cheering]
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Get your turnip popcorn here!
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Turnip dogs, fresh
squeezed turnip juice!
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Snack girl, I'll take
one of everything.
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Thanks, mister!
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Let's see how funny you are
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when you're covered
in concession stand
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condiments, pal.
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[suspenseful music]
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- [upbeat music]
- [kids cheering]
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Got any turnip tornadoes?
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Thanks, Meatball.
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[groans]
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♪ Sneaking into
their locker room ♪
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♪ Gonna find proof
they're cheating ♪
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♪ And the horns are, like,
bah-nah-bah-nah-bah-nah ♪
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Oh, secret playbook, huh?
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What are you doing
in our locker room?
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- [yelps]
- Oh, no, is someone injured?
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If so, please take
our medical supplies.
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We have kitty
and puppy bandages.
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Which do you prefer?
Maybe the puppies?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely, no contest.
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Wait, what happened
to your scary voices,
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and your scary frowns?
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You mean, our game faces?
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Game faces?
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We demonstrate fierce, friendly,
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fierce, friendly,
fierce, friendly!
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So you're not mean, or evil?
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Perfektborg is good?
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My worldview is crumbling!
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Quinby, get her a kringle.
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[groaning]
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Oh, corn, this is so good.
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I'm sorry, I was convinced
you were cheating.
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- [players gasp]
- [dramatic music]
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We don't even have a word
for that in our native tongue.
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But then, why were you
in our locker room?
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Oh, we left a basket
of kringles as a treat.
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Did you not get them?
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Oh, whatever could've
happened to them?
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[chomping, belches]
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We have a pest problem.
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I let competition
cloud my judgment.
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I made you the enemy but, mm,
seriously these are so good.
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And so are you, it's just
Brighton needs a win
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after 129 years.
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There is only one thing to do.
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Yah, we throw the game,
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and allow you to feel
the victory thrill.
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You'd do that for us?
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Yah, it will be nice
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to feel the thrill
of pitiful failure.
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Well, "pitiful" wasn't
necessary, but thank you?
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- [upbeat music]
- [crowd cheering]
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[fireworks whistling]
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All right, Meatball.
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Prepare to get served.
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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Let me out of this warm embrace!
Eeh!
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- [tender music]
- Mm, what are you doing?
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[gasps] You're right, Meatball.
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Who am I mad at?
Not you!
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You're just a random meatball
with vacant googly eyes.
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I'm not mad at you,
I'm mad at myself.
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You're the wisest being
I've ever met,
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and I met Abraham Lincoln once.
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[upbeat music]
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[turnip splats]
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[Patty] I don't know
what happened,
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but Perfektborg isn't
lookin' so perfect anymore!
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[upbeat music]
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[unicycles squeaking]
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[wonky music]
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Not the sudden death zone!
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That gives 170 points to
Perfektborg and ends the game!
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- [gong crashes]
- Perfektborg wins again,
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with a final score of 176
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to 22 and 1/4.
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[sighs] Stupid sport.
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Everything has googly
eyes, nothing makes sense.
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We are so sorry.
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We'll try harder
to lose next year.
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[upbeat music]
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Really gonna miss
that guy, you know?
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So humble, so wise,
so tasty with gravy.
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Feeling worried about
the good folk of Brighton.
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I don't know if they're ever
gonna recover from this.
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[chomping]
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Another disgusting loss
at the hands of Perfektborg.
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But, we didn't get shut out,
let's celebrate!
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[crowd cheering]
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Woo, we'll get 'em next year!
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Woo!
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- [car thuds]
- [crowd cheers]
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I guess scoring any points
is a victory for Brighton.
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You want half of this kringle?
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I can't believe
you're even asking me.
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[Scratch chomping]
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I said half!
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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[upbeat music]