1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:03,086 [evil laughter] 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,796 ♪ Can't believe you're all mine ♪ 3 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,174 - Uh, what? - ♪ You and me for all time ♪ 4 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,636 ♪ I'm never, ever, ever gonna be alone again ♪ 5 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,804 - Oh, boy. - ♪ The dream team, you and me ♪ 6 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,307 - For all eternity? - ♪ For all eternity ♪ 7 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:19,311 ♪ It's the ghost, it's The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 8 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,396 ♪ I've been cursed, it's the worst ♪ 9 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪ 10 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,442 ♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪ 11 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,236 ♪ Is there a way to hit restart ♪ 12 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,112 Nope. 13 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,240 ♪ We're the Ghost, Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 14 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,366 That's me. 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,243 Well, that's she. 16 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,078 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 17 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,083 [mysterious music] 18 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,254 - Yay, tacos! - Chairman is the best! 19 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,339 Tacos! 20 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:50,676 Only Scratch could make a taco Tuesday through Thursday. 21 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,386 That is bold vision! 22 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,221 We love you, Scratch! 23 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,181 You're the greatest Chairman ever. 24 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,476 Please, I'm very humble, and you're making me blush. 25 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:06,275 - [ghost cheering] - [ghosts clamoring] 26 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,695 Look who it is! Mr. Chairman. 27 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,406 Firstly, ow! And secondly, what do you want, Jinx? 28 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,075 Whoa, why the hostility? 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,035 I mean, yes, you vanquished the One True Chairman, 30 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,620 so I tricked you into humiliating yourself 31 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,747 at Geoff and Jeff's party... 32 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,249 But, we're cool now! 33 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,001 What do you say to a churro? On me. 34 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,419 Feels like this is a trap. 35 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,920 A churro trap. 36 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,672 The trap I'm most susceptible to. 37 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,215 Hi, yes, two cinnamon churros. 38 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,217 Heavy on the sin. 39 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,011 [delighted gasp] 40 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:37,014 Perfectly fried dough, coated in cinnamon sugar. 41 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,932 [together] Who can say no to a churro? 42 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,267 Jinx! 43 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,103 [maniacal laughing] 44 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,814 [mocked laughter] 45 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,984 Good one, both said the same thing at the same time. 46 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:49,985 Capital hilarious. 47 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,028 Enjoy. 48 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,863 You deserve this. 49 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:53,864 [ominous music] 50 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,492 Oh, my gosh, Molly, hello. 51 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,744 You are not going to believe this, 52 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,287 but I finally won Jinx over, 53 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,872 and I know what you're going to say, 54 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,290 because I also thought that it was a trap, 55 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,792 but she gave me a churro. 56 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,588 What the? 57 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,467 Come on! [grunts] 58 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,385 [garbage disposal whirs] 59 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,804 Ah, how could a churro do this to me? 60 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,349 [evil laughter] 61 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,976 You've been me'd. 62 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,270 - [together] What? - Jinxed, you've been Jinxed. 63 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,314 Oh, OK. 64 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,024 I feel like that's more clear, right? 65 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,359 You could've started with that. 66 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,027 Yeah. Good note. 67 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,196 And, how dare you use churros against me? 68 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,864 - You said we were cool! - [water splashing] 69 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,532 Oh, we are not cool. 70 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,493 I was the One True Chairman's biggest fan, 71 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,536 and now, I'm going to watch you suffer 72 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,955 for what you did to him. 73 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,248 [upbeat music] 74 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,917 [Scratch screams] 75 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,502 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 76 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,587 ♪ Whatever you do ♪ 77 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,840 ♪ Calamitous things will be happening to you ♪ 78 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,385 ♪ To disaster you're eternally linked ♪ 79 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,345 ♪ You've been Jinxed ♪ 80 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,013 Oh, no, no, no, no! 81 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,599 ♪ Toilets will flush you ♪ 82 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,559 ♪ Pianos will crush you ♪ 83 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:08,230 ♪ When you order tacos, the whole line will rush you ♪ 84 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,690 - Come on! - Let's go! 85 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,274 Pick a taco already! 86 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,485 What's wrong? Can't you make up your mind? 87 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,237 You ruined tacos! 88 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,655 ♪ The world will attack you ♪ 89 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,657 ♪ Mean ducks will quack you ♪ 90 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:22,411 ♪ Those funny dancing noodle men will comically smack you ♪ 91 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,829 ♪ You'll get struck ♪ 92 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,497 ♪ By truck after truck ♪ 93 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,999 ♪ Until I say your name three times ♪ 94 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,918 Wait, what? 95 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:34,131 You just have to say "Scratch" three times and I'm free? 96 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,425 Yeah, that's how jinxes work. 97 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:39,845 [scoffs] You would think The Chairman would know that. 98 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:42,681 Um... I did. 99 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,433 ♪ You'll be smashed, you'll be splashed ♪ 100 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,601 ♪ You'll be covered in trash ♪ 101 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,938 ♪ Any hope you had at happiness is poorly dashed ♪ 102 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,608 ♪ For vanquishing the OTC ♪ 103 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,194 ♪ I'm gonna make you hurt eternally ♪ 104 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,071 ♪ You can't run, you can't hide ♪ 105 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,489 ♪ You can't flee ♪ 106 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,159 ♪ You've been me'd ♪ 107 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,077 - Uh, what? - ♪ You've been Jinxed ♪ 108 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,872 Oh, you know, Molly's right, I would stick with that. 109 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,082 It's much clearer and better. [pained scream] 110 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:14,629 [pained whimpers] 111 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,715 - [dollhouse crashes] - [Scratch screams] 112 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,967 Jinx will never say my name three times. 113 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,637 [grunts, groans] Get it off! 114 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,764 I'm going to spend the rest of my afterlife miserable. 115 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,558 Scratch, look. 116 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,268 We stood up to her stupid One True Chairman, 117 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,396 - and we can stand up to Jinx! - [Scratch screams] 118 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,524 We'll trick her into saying your name. 119 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,235 - [Scratch sniffing, moans] - Scratch! 120 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,945 Why can you not behave around scratch and sniffs? 121 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,240 Sorry, they smell too tasty. 122 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,701 [Jinx] Ugh, I can't even look at his face, 123 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,537 - and soon, I won't have to. - [howls] 124 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,582 Naturally, once we eliminate the accident prone doofus, 125 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,459 we'll need a new Chairman. 126 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,628 Someone like, I don't know, just spit balling here... 127 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,838 Me! [laughs] 128 00:04:56,838 --> 00:05:00,425 [relaxed sigh] See it, be it, let the universe manifest it. 129 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,639 Oh, hey! I was just coming to see how you're suffering. 130 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,182 Well, your jinx worked. 131 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,767 My afterlife is ruined. 132 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,727 So, I'm just clearing out my stuff 133 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,480 since everything I do ends in calamity. 134 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,524 Putting my favorite stickers on top, 135 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,858 so I don't lose 'em. 136 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,905 [objects thudding] 137 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,198 [evil laughter] 138 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,575 Yes! This is what you deserve 139 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,118 for destroying the One True Chairman. 140 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,745 [stammers, yelps] 141 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,623 So, how'd it go? 142 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,084 The trap's set. Now, we watch. 143 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,464 [gasps] Ha! His stickers are mine! 144 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,133 And, they're perfect for my vision board. 145 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,052 This strawberry sticker really compliments 146 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,971 my new plan for Ghost World domination. 147 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,389 No, it makes sense. 148 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,890 Strawberries are a terrible fruit. 149 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,725 Seeds, on the outside? 150 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,310 [gagging noises] Gross. 151 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,728 It's not working. 152 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:57,440 Wait for it. Three, two, one. 153 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,734 Ooh, are these... [sniffs] 154 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,820 Oh, scratch and sniff? 155 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:05,198 Scratch and sniff, she said my name, we did it! 156 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,950 Oh, sorry! 157 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,495 [chuckles] Ow! 158 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,582 This jinx can not end fast enough. 159 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,459 She said your name once. We just need two more times. 160 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,588 [clears throat] 161 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,798 Jinx! 162 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,633 You summoned? 163 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:27,596 By the power of Chairman, I command you to free me 164 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,723 from this jinx. 165 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,391 Sorry, that's not how it works. 166 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,560 A real Chairman would know that. 167 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,145 Welp, I tried. 168 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,355 Guess I'll just have to hang up my robe 169 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,065 next to this innocent, wooden claw device, 170 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,775 and call it a day. 171 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,986 [pained groan] 172 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,071 That really stung. 173 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,823 Pathetic. 174 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,659 - Guy has no charm, no charisma. - [trunk creaks] 175 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,161 He doesn't deserve the Chairman robe. 176 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,371 Oh! Amateur! 177 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,373 I manifested this. 178 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,083 - Did she buy it? - I think so. 179 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,918 Did you sprinkle the itching powder? 180 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,837 Oh, yeah. Darryl wouldn't say where he got this stuff, 181 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,632 but he did use the phrase, "Military grade." 182 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:07,385 Why, hello, Ms. Chairwoman, looking good. 183 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,804 My, what a powerful pose you got there. 184 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,598 Ah, I feel great in this thing. 185 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,224 Oh, it's actually a little... 186 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,978 Itchy! Oh! Really, really, itchy! 187 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,813 What is this made out of? 188 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,231 The underside of a cat's tongue? 189 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,566 Ah, I need to... 190 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,901 Ah, Scratch! 191 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,985 That feels good. 192 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,695 She said it! 193 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:29,491 Oh, I need a bath so bad. 194 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:32,577 [sighs] Two down, one to go, then I'll be free! 195 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,996 [panicked screams] It's in my nose! 196 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:35,997 I'll get you some water! 197 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,166 [chest thudding] 198 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,126 [announcer] Coming to you from Brighton Middle School, 199 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:44,339 in front of a dead studio audience is... 200 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:48,301 [crowd] Squeal of Misfortune! 201 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,844 [audience cheering] 202 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,097 Welcome to our living world episode. 203 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,265 Where one lucky audience member will take home 204 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,310 some exotic human prizes. 205 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,062 A giant hand! 206 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,189 To point out your loved one's best qualities. 207 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,858 [audience oohing] 208 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:08,113 A neck pillow, for when your nectoplasm is feeling tired. 209 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,615 [audience aahing] 210 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:15,161 And a vintage Chairman lunchbox, in mint condition. 211 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,163 [audience cheering] 212 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,624 Oh! I must have that officially-licensed merchandise. 213 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,627 Wow, that lunchbox Libby crafted looks legit, 214 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,713 and Geoff and Jeff are totally pulling this off. 215 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,464 How am I still itchy? 216 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,425 - [rope unraveling] - [Scratch yelps] 217 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,884 Whoa! [grunts] 218 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,803 It's OK, buddy, you're almost free. 219 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:36,099 We just got to get Jinx to say your name one more time. 220 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:39,185 And our lucky audience contestant is... 221 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,105 Manifest, manifest, manifest. 222 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,315 - [Jeff] Jinx! - Yes! 223 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,026 All right, Jinx, you get three guesses 224 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,278 at our big prize word. 225 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,655 Your first clue is a word that means, 226 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,533 "To mark a surface with something sharp." 227 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,910 Huh... um... 228 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,954 - Scrape? - [letters dinging] 229 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,707 Close, but no. Seven letters, Jinx. 230 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,292 Oh! Scrawl! 231 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:05,086 Oh, no, like I said, seven letters. 232 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,172 Scrawl is only six, looking for seven. 233 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,673 But, who's counting? 234 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,341 Not you, apparently. 235 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:14,387 Last guess, Jinx, for the lunchbox. 236 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,222 OK, Jinx, you can do this. 237 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,016 Bring it home. [shocked gasp] 238 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:21,686 I know! The word is Scra... 239 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,021 Come on, say it. 240 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,108 ...aaah... 241 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,363 - mbled eggs! - [together] No! 242 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,157 Oh, I know what you're trying to get me to say. 243 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,454 I'm not falling for your lame trick, 244 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,915 you sad sack of failure. 245 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,958 You are nothing compared to the... 246 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,544 - [both] One True Chairman. - Jinx! 247 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,254 - [audience gasps] - [audience member] A double jinx! 248 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,257 - [light thuds] - He jinxed Jinx. 249 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,259 I really want that foam finger. 250 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,804 You really go on and on about that guy, know that? 251 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,222 So predictable. 252 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,057 No, no, no, no! You can't do this. 253 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,226 I'm the one that jinxes! 254 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,937 - [wheel spinning] - [audience laughing] 255 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,356 This is great, I could watch this all day! 256 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,192 [audience laughing] 257 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,657 OK, how about a truce? 258 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,575 You say my name, I'll say yours. 259 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,369 How do I know I can trust you? 260 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,913 [sighs] Jinx, Jinx. 261 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,833 There, now we're even. 262 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,210 We say each other's names at the same time, 263 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,920 and we go our separate ways, OK? 264 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,132 OK. Three, two, one! 265 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,676 - Ji... - Scra... 266 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,645 - Scratch. - Gingerbread! 267 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,272 I'm free, thank you! 268 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,359 You didn't say my name! 269 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,069 You betrayed me! 270 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,696 Oh, I do believe you're right. 271 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,281 That doesn't feel good, does it? 272 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,909 I hope you've learned a lesson, Jinx! 273 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,079 Now, can we put all this behind us? 274 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,124 Why forgive, when you can hold grudges? 275 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,584 Sounds ominous. Whatevs. 276 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,168 [together] Let's go get tacos! 277 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,671 Jinx! [laughs] 278 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,256 Oh, no! I'm so sorry! 279 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,924 Scratch, Scratch, Scratch. 280 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,262 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪