1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,633 [Mayor Brunson] It's unanimous. Bizmart is forbidden 2 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,511 from building a megastore in our beloved Brighton. 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,096 [applause] 4 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,263 [woman] What a relief! 5 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,975 Okay. Apparently, nothing prevents them 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,852 from building a megastore 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,188 eight inches outside our beloved Brighton. 8 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,024 Oh, it's fine. Our customers are loyal. 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,901 [Mrs. Davenport] Right. They won't abandon us 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,403 for some shiny new things! 11 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,447 [woman over P.A.] Attention Bizmart shoppers. 12 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,033 Fifty percent off shiny new things! 13 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,536 - [horns honking] - Give me the shiny new things! 14 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,371 Please shop Davenport's. 15 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,790 - Everything is 25% off! Please! - [screaming] 16 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,626 I'm so sorry Bizmart put Davenport's out of business. 17 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,753 Ugh! It's worse than that. 18 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:48,048 Without the store, my flawless future is falling apart. 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,800 I was gonna spend the next 20 years 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,218 starting a skincare line, 21 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,636 a charity for dogs with dandruff, 22 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,972 a whole global lifestyle company! 23 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,391 Then, I'd marry Alina Webster. 24 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,768 Her parents own Webster's department store in Mewline. 25 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,229 And she's like, really good at market analysis. 26 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,357 We merge our stores, and become the ultimate Midwest power couple! 27 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,235 Wow, you are really good at photo editing. 28 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,737 Thanks. Sometimes Patty pays me to edit photos 29 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,656 so her legs look longer-- I don't know why. 30 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,242 Who has short legs now, Linda? 31 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,245 Andrea, you can still do all that! 32 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,538 You're an influencer! 33 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,914 Until the "Fawndreas" find out 34 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,791 that Davenport's is closing. 35 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,585 Then we'll have zero followers! 36 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,379 Well, followers aren't everything! 37 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,465 Why don't you take a little social media break? 38 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:30,757 Okay, no! That did not land. 39 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,426 Pivoting to my next idea... 40 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,887 Maybe all you need is a re-brand. 41 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,763 You're so much more than the store. 42 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,600 Maybe you're right. If I can find a new brand, 43 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,311 I can save my influencer status, and my flawless future! 44 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,232 Andrea's school chum, oh, you'll buy something, won't you? Please. 45 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,109 [Molly] So, long story short, 46 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,069 Andrea's having an identity crisis. 47 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,281 Ah, poor young, aimless Andrea. 48 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,242 You know, one of the many gifts that comes with extended time on this earth 49 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,369 is knowin' exactly who your are. See? 50 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,955 - [rock playing] - I've got this rock 'n' roll personality. 51 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,084 Whoa! Beep, beep, beep! Let's back that up. 52 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,505 - Say that last part again? - Ah, I effortlessly exude a rock 'n' roll vibe? 53 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,881 Surely you've noticed. 54 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:15,511 Uhh... yeah? I mean, I guess? 55 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,055 - [phone ringing] - Oh! That's Andrea. Gotta go! 56 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,015 [blows raspberry] 57 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,475 What does Molly know about rock 'n' roll, anyway? 58 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,601 Pew, Pew! 59 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,313 There we go, Fawndreas. 60 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,441 An easy, 337-step, no-make-up-make-up look! 61 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,526 Make sure to follow, like, and subscribe. 62 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,988 'Cause I really need your support. Love you, bye! 63 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,699 Andrea! That was great! You've totally found your new brand! 64 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:41,036 Let's see if the Fawndreas are as obsessed as you are! 65 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:45,457 Weird. No Davenport's content. Wonder what's up with that. 66 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,627 That's just one comment. Oh, see? This one says, 67 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,838 "Click here to adopt a ferret today." 68 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,382 Comments don't mean anything, right? 69 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,260 [chuckles] Right. Numbers are what count. 70 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,682 What? I lost three Fawndreas? 71 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,725 [gasps] That's never happened before. 72 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,435 Your fanbase just needs time to adjust. 73 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,604 Maybe it's fawn-base? 74 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,607 But I need to hit 10 million followers by my Sweet 16! 75 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:14,194 It's the first of 22 milestones! 76 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,405 Fawn-base is cute, though, and I will be using it. 77 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,367 - [rumbling sound] - [both screaming] 78 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:25,163 So then I just... push it down? For a coffee? 79 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,915 Yup. Just plunge it, Pete. 80 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,959 - [buzzing nearby] - Is that a fly? 81 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:33,964 [buzzing continues] 82 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,718 Hello! Insert familial pleasantries, 83 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,511 et cetera, et cetera, blah blah blah. 84 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,013 Okay, now let's get onto me. Just curious, 85 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,890 How would you describe me? 86 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,975 - Hungry? - Blue. 87 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,310 [stammers] I mean, like, 88 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,854 what kind of personality do I have? 89 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,439 - Grumpy. - Unpleasant? 90 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,482 - Stubborn? - Oh. Stubborn. Yes. Stubborn. 91 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,443 - That's a good one. - Okay. It feels a little like 92 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,361 you're purposefully misunderstanding me? 93 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,196 I'll walk you right up to it. 94 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:02,451 Do I have a rock 'n' roll personality? 95 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,037 [Mom laughing] 96 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,788 Oh, you're serious. Scratch, 97 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,333 Rock 'n' roll is like... 98 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,044 [intense drum noises] 99 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,879 Yeah! Yeah! 100 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:17,174 And you're more like, "Wah, wah." 101 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,093 Ohh! [chuckles] Uh, Peter? 102 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,014 Do you happen to agree with this absolute character assassination? 103 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:29,061 Um, how would you describe a rock 'n' roll personality anyway? 104 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,396 Uh, yeah. You know... 105 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,774 [electric guitar riffs] 106 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,025 Like-- like this. 107 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,235 Ah! Then... no. 108 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,697 Wheel-n-peel out! [buzzing resumes] 109 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,074 You're trying too hard! 110 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:47,162 - Do I have a rock 'n' roll personality? - Oh, cob, no! 111 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,914 But that's why I married you. 112 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,835 Uh-hey, Fawndreas. It's your girl, Andrea, 113 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,213 taste-testing strange snacks we found in... 114 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,094 uh, in the Davenport's warehouse. 115 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:05,389 First step, dill pickle and sardine-flavored chips. 116 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,558 [weakly] Yay. 117 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,436 [giggles] Probably a pull tab or something on here. 118 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,896 You just need more force! [bag pops] 119 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,026 - How was that? - Well, uh... 120 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,321 You know, seemed a bit out of your comfort zone. 121 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,075 If it's what the Fawndreas want, that's all that matters. 122 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,702 Ugh, I'm losing more followers. 123 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,330 See? Without Davenport's, I'm nothing. 124 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,458 [woman] Hey, I saw that candy dish first. 125 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,753 Maybe, but you're gonna have a hard time catching me and my long legs! 126 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,798 Okay, okay, we can fix this! 127 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,551 I just need to rebrand the rebrand of the rebrand. 128 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,261 [chime] 129 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,929 [Scratch] My personality type is pretty obvious. 130 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,057 Hm? Eh? 131 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,895 [melody playing] 132 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,689 Oh! 133 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,941 - [rock music playing] - Eh? 134 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,111 Well, that sold me! [chuckles] 135 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,156 You definitely have a rock 'n' roll personality. 136 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,867 [snickers] Yes! Thank you, Geoff. 137 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,328 - I knew you had good taste. - [Jeff hums] 138 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,749 More like a soft rock personality. 139 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:17,711 [ego shatters] 140 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,881 A "soft rock" personality? Are you kidding me? 141 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,513 I'm taking this... [muffled] for emotional damages! 142 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,683 Okay, I scoured the Internet for the top performing videos. 143 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,352 Ooh. Plumbing hacks? Building tiny furniture? 144 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,563 Rehabilitating butterflies? 145 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,191 Ah, none of these ideas seem very... 146 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,444 - Andrea? - Well, who even is Andrea? 147 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,572 If I have to change my whole personality to achieve my flawless future, 148 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,282 then that's what I'll do! 149 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,242 ♪ Uh... ♪ 150 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,285 ♪ Hit ♪ 151 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,287 ♪ Uh ♪ 152 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,665 ♪ She is clearly having An identity crisis ♪ 153 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,250 ♪ Rebrand, rebrand ♪ 154 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,502 ♪ Identity crisis ♪ 155 00:06:58,502 --> 00:06:59,836 ♪ Who is my, uh... ♪ 156 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,963 ♪ Identity crisis ♪ 157 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,965 -♪ But you'll be okay ♪ -♪ Okay ♪ 158 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,760 ♪ Think who you are And throw it far away ♪ 159 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,762 - On it! - Hey! Maybe you wake. 160 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,972 Yeah. Go make a cake. Pound. 161 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,433 Baking is hard. Your cake's completely tarred. 162 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,393 ♪ Well, maybe you game ♪ 163 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,062 ♪ Gaming is so awesome ♪ 164 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,480 How many subscribers did I get? 165 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,023 - You lost some... - What? 166 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,650 ♪ Identity Crisis ♪ 167 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,068 ♪ You know what to do ♪ 168 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,402 ♪ Rebrand, rebrand ♪ 169 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,738 ♪ Into a brand-new you ♪ 170 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,448 Doing impressions of favorite cartoons. 171 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,242 Filling your house with a thousand balloons. 172 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,036 Teaching 'em lessons on how to play spoons. 173 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,621 Take a hashtag at the casserole. 174 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,122 The gymspirational, gettin' swole. 175 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,707 If you gonna live stream your morning stroll, 176 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,376 just watch out for that hole! 177 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,253 ♪ Identity Crisis ♪ 178 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,546 ♪ Gotta get some tasty views ♪ 179 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,714 ♪ Identity crisis ♪ 180 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,092 ♪ Did you try to play the blues ♪ 181 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,927 [beginner's notes] 182 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,266 ♪ Identity crisis ♪ 183 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,767 ♪ Whatever you you choose ♪ 184 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,227 ♪ Rebrand, rebrand ♪ 185 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,145 ♪ Into a brand-new you ♪ 186 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,689 [big sigh] 187 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:01,940 Oh, yeah. 188 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,318 Oh, yeah! 189 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,989 Ooh! 190 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,074 What are you doing? And why are you doing it? 191 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,995 Well, I thought Molly's denim jacket might help 192 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,914 others see my rock 'n' roll personality, but... 193 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,834 I think the embroidered unicorn is kinda hurtin' the cause. 194 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,794 [horse neighing] 195 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,505 Scratch. You don't need anyone's validation 196 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,799 to have a rock 'n' roll personality. 197 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,302 In fact, it's more rock 'n' roll if you don't. 198 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:34,889 So, are you saying, my opinion is the only one that matters? 199 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,183 And everyone else's are dumb and and should be ignored? 200 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,311 Sure. And Scratch? 201 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,146 You're slaying the fit. 202 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,647 [sudden, emotional laugh] 203 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,899 I'm gonna assume that's good? 204 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,234 [Mr. Davenport on bullhorn] That's it, folks. 205 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,569 Davenport's is closing. 206 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,237 For the last time. 207 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,032 All sales are final. [sobbing] 208 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,202 Sorry, Molly, but I'm not feeling this Cutie-pie rebrand at the moment. 209 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,746 That's fine, Andrea. 210 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,878 You know, most 13-year olds don't have their whole lives figured out. 211 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:09,007 I know. But I did, and now, I don't know what I'm gonna do, 212 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,719 or who I'm supposed to be, and my future is a hot mess. 213 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,638 Just like me. 214 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,514 Sorry, Alina. You'll have to find 215 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,974 another powerful businesswoman 216 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,267 to merge dynasties with. 217 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:25,315 [beep] 218 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,525 [fast beeps] 219 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,194 [gasps] Oh, no! 220 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,154 Oh, no. We were live that whole time. 221 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,866 Oh, no, I'm so sorry! The empathy part of my brain 222 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,826 overpowered the "press the stop button" part of my brain! 223 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,495 It doesn't matter anyway, Molly. 224 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,497 My brand is garbage. 225 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,998 Who'd wanna follow me? 226 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 These comments... 227 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,171 Oh, Andrea! Don't read them! It's not worth it! 228 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,798 [gasps] Oh, Molly, look! 229 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,007 "Love this honesty." 230 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,842 "So real and vulnerable." 231 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,178 "A ferret can be yours in less than three clicks!" 232 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,806 Okay. Well, that's bad. I'm gonna block that one. 233 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,557 But everyone else is being really nice! 234 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,351 [gasps] That's it! 235 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,395 Your new brand is you! 236 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,897 - Just being you! - This means... 237 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,692 my flawless future is still possible? 238 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,611 [squeals] Thanks, Molly! 239 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,406 Follow me, Fawndreas, for more completely unscripted, 240 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,157 totally authentic moments like this. 241 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,285 Molly, I think maybe you were right before-- 242 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,538 I could use a little social media detox. 243 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,081 I'll take a week off and come back 244 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,208 bright and refreshed for my Fawndreas! 245 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,962 - How'd it go? - You know, pretty good. Wha-- 246 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,005 - Is that my jacket? - I don't need your validation! 247 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,590 I'm rock 'n' roll, baby! 248 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,761 So taking my things is "rock 'n' roll" now? 249 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,471 Yup. And I'm taking the pie, too. 250 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,640 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪ 251 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,852 [theme music plays]