1
00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,633
[Mayor Brunson]
It's unanimous.
Bizmart is forbidden
2
00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,511
from building a megastore
in our beloved Brighton.
3
00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,096
[applause]
4
00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,263
[woman] What a relief!
5
00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,975
Okay. Apparently,
nothing prevents them
6
00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,852
from building a megastore
7
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,188
eight inches outside
our beloved Brighton.
8
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,024
Oh, it's fine.
Our customers are loyal.
9
00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,901
[Mrs. Davenport] Right.
They won't abandon us
10
00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,403
for some shiny new things!
11
00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,447
[woman over P.A.]
Attention Bizmart shoppers.
12
00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,033
Fifty percent off
shiny new things!
13
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,536
- [horns honking]
- Give me the shiny
new things!
14
00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,371
Please shop Davenport's.
15
00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,790
- Everything is 25% off! Please!
- [screaming]
16
00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,626
I'm so sorry Bizmart put
Davenport's out of business.
17
00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,753
Ugh! It's worse than that.
18
00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:48,048
Without the store,
my flawless future
is falling apart.
19
00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,800
I was gonna spend
the next 20 years
20
00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,218
starting a skincare line,
21
00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,636
a charity for dogs
with dandruff,
22
00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,972
a whole global
lifestyle company!
23
00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,391
Then, I'd marry Alina Webster.
24
00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,768
Her parents own Webster's
department store in Mewline.
25
00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,229
And she's like, really good
at market analysis.
26
00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,357
We merge our stores,
and become the ultimate
Midwest power couple!
27
00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,235
Wow, you are
really good at photo editing.
28
00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,737
Thanks. Sometimes Patty
pays me to edit photos
29
00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,656
so her legs look longer--
I don't know why.
30
00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,242
Who has short legs now, Linda?
31
00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,245
Andrea, you can still
do all that!
32
00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,538
You're an influencer!
33
00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,914
Until the "Fawndreas" find out
34
00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,791
that Davenport's is closing.
35
00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,585
Then we'll have zero followers!
36
00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,379
Well, followers
aren't everything!
37
00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,465
Why don't you take
a little social media break?
38
00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:30,757
Okay, no! That did not land.
39
00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,426
Pivoting to my next idea...
40
00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,887
Maybe all you need
is a re-brand.
41
00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,763
You're so much more
than the store.
42
00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,600
Maybe you're right.
If I can find a new brand,
43
00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,311
I can save my influencer status,
and my flawless future!
44
00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,232
Andrea's school chum,
oh, you'll buy something,
won't you? Please.
45
00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,109
[Molly] So, long story short,
46
00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,069
Andrea's having
an identity crisis.
47
00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,281
Ah, poor young, aimless Andrea.
48
00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,242
You know, one of the many gifts
that comes with extended time
on this earth
49
00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,369
is knowin' exactly
who your are. See?
50
00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,955
- [rock playing]
- I've got this rock 'n' roll
personality.
51
00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,084
Whoa! Beep, beep, beep!
Let's back that up.
52
00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,505
- Say that last part again?
- Ah, I effortlessly exude
a rock 'n' roll vibe?
53
00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,881
Surely you've noticed.
54
00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:15,511
Uhh... yeah?
I mean, I guess?
55
00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,055
- [phone ringing]
- Oh! That's Andrea. Gotta go!
56
00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,015
[blows raspberry]
57
00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,475
What does Molly know about
rock 'n' roll, anyway?
58
00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,601
Pew, Pew!
59
00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,313
There we go, Fawndreas.
60
00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,441
An easy, 337-step,
no-make-up-make-up look!
61
00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,526
Make sure to follow,
like, and subscribe.
62
00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,988
'Cause I really need
your support. Love you, bye!
63
00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,699
Andrea! That was great!
You've totally found
your new brand!
64
00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:41,036
Let's see if the Fawndreas
are as obsessed as you are!
65
00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:45,457
Weird. No Davenport's content.
Wonder what's up with that.
66
00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,627
That's just one comment.
Oh, see? This one says,
67
00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,838
"Click here to adopt
a ferret today."
68
00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,382
Comments don't mean anything, right?
69
00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,260
[chuckles] Right.
Numbers are what count.
70
00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,682
What? I lost three Fawndreas?
71
00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,725
[gasps]
That's never happened before.
72
00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,435
Your fanbase just needs
time to adjust.
73
00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,604
Maybe it's fawn-base?
74
00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,607
But I need to hit
10 million followers
by my Sweet 16!
75
00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:14,194
It's the first of 22 milestones!
76
00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,405
Fawn-base is cute, though,
and I will be using it.
77
00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,367
- [rumbling sound]
- [both screaming]
78
00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:25,163
So then I just...
push it down? For a coffee?
79
00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,915
Yup. Just plunge it, Pete.
80
00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,959
- [buzzing nearby]
- Is that a fly?
81
00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:33,964
[buzzing continues]
82
00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,718
Hello!
Insert familial pleasantries,
83
00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,511
et cetera, et cetera,
blah blah blah.
84
00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,013
Okay, now let's get onto me.
Just curious,
85
00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,890
How would you describe me?
86
00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,975
- Hungry?
- Blue.
87
00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,310
[stammers] I mean, like,
88
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,854
what kind of personality
do I have?
89
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,439
- Grumpy.
- Unpleasant?
90
00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,482
- Stubborn?
- Oh. Stubborn. Yes. Stubborn.
91
00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,443
- That's a good one.
- Okay. It feels a little like
92
00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,361
you're purposefully
misunderstanding me?
93
00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,196
I'll walk you right up to it.
94
00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:02,451
Do I have
a rock 'n' roll personality?
95
00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,037
[Mom laughing]
96
00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,788
Oh, you're serious. Scratch,
97
00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,333
Rock 'n' roll is like...
98
00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,044
[intense drum noises]
99
00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,879
Yeah! Yeah!
100
00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:17,174
And you're more like,
"Wah, wah."
101
00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,093
Ohh! [chuckles] Uh, Peter?
102
00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,014
Do you happen to agree
with this absolute
character assassination?
103
00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:29,061
Um, how would you
describe a rock 'n' roll
personality anyway?
104
00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,396
Uh, yeah. You know...
105
00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,774
[electric guitar riffs]
106
00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,025
Like-- like this.
107
00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,235
Ah! Then... no.
108
00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,697
Wheel-n-peel out!
[buzzing resumes]
109
00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,074
You're trying too hard!
110
00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:47,162
- Do I have
a rock 'n' roll personality?
- Oh, cob, no!
111
00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,914
But that's why I married you.
112
00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,835
Uh-hey, Fawndreas.
It's your girl, Andrea,
113
00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,213
taste-testing strange snacks
we found in...
114
00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,094
uh, in the Davenport's
warehouse.
115
00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:05,389
First step, dill pickle
and sardine-flavored chips.
116
00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,558
[weakly] Yay.
117
00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,436
[giggles] Probably a pull tab
or something on here.
118
00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,896
You just need more force!
[bag pops]
119
00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,026
- How was that?
- Well, uh...
120
00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,321
You know, seemed a bit
out of your comfort zone.
121
00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,075
If it's what the Fawndreas want,
that's all that matters.
122
00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,702
Ugh, I'm losing more followers.
123
00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,330
See? Without Davenport's,
I'm nothing.
124
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,458
[woman] Hey, I saw
that candy dish first.
125
00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,753
Maybe, but you're gonna have
a hard time catching me
and my long legs!
126
00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,798
Okay, okay, we can fix this!
127
00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,551
I just need to rebrand
the rebrand of the rebrand.
128
00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,261
[chime]
129
00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,929
[Scratch] My personality
type is pretty obvious.
130
00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,057
Hm? Eh?
131
00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,895
[melody playing]
132
00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,689
Oh!
133
00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,941
- [rock music playing]
- Eh?
134
00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,111
Well, that sold me! [chuckles]
135
00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,156
You definitely have
a rock 'n' roll personality.
136
00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,867
[snickers] Yes!
Thank you, Geoff.
137
00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,328
- I knew you had good taste.
- [Jeff hums]
138
00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,749
More like
a soft rock personality.
139
00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:17,711
[ego shatters]
140
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,881
A "soft rock" personality?
Are you kidding me?
141
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,513
I'm taking this...
[muffled] for emotional damages!
142
00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,683
Okay, I scoured the Internet
for the top performing videos.
143
00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,352
Ooh. Plumbing hacks?
Building tiny furniture?
144
00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,563
Rehabilitating butterflies?
145
00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,191
Ah, none of these ideas
seem very...
146
00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,444
- Andrea?
- Well, who even is Andrea?
147
00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,572
If I have to change my whole
personality to achieve
my flawless future,
148
00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,282
then that's what I'll do!
149
00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,242
♪ Uh... ♪
150
00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,285
♪ Hit ♪
151
00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,287
♪ Uh ♪
152
00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,665
♪ She is clearly having
An identity crisis ♪
153
00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,250
♪ Rebrand, rebrand ♪
154
00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,502
♪ Identity crisis ♪
155
00:06:58,502 --> 00:06:59,836
♪ Who is my, uh... ♪
156
00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,963
♪ Identity crisis ♪
157
00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,965
-♪ But you'll be okay ♪
-♪ Okay ♪
158
00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,760
♪ Think who you are
And throw it far away ♪
159
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,762
- On it!
- Hey! Maybe you wake.
160
00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,972
Yeah. Go make a cake. Pound.
161
00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,433
Baking is hard.
Your cake's completely tarred.
162
00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,393
♪ Well, maybe you game ♪
163
00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,062
♪ Gaming is so awesome ♪
164
00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,480
How many subscribers did I get?
165
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,023
- You lost some...
- What?
166
00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,650
♪ Identity Crisis ♪
167
00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,068
♪ You know what to do ♪
168
00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,402
♪ Rebrand, rebrand ♪
169
00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,738
♪ Into a brand-new you ♪
170
00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,448
Doing impressions
of favorite cartoons.
171
00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,242
Filling your house
with a thousand balloons.
172
00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,036
Teaching 'em lessons on
how to play spoons.
173
00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,621
Take a hashtag
at the casserole.
174
00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,122
The gymspirational,
gettin' swole.
175
00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,707
If you gonna live stream
your morning stroll,
176
00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,376
just watch out for that hole!
177
00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,253
♪ Identity Crisis ♪
178
00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,546
♪ Gotta get some tasty views ♪
179
00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,714
♪ Identity crisis ♪
180
00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,092
♪ Did you try
to play the blues ♪
181
00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,927
[beginner's notes]
182
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,266
♪ Identity crisis ♪
183
00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,767
♪ Whatever you you choose ♪
184
00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,227
♪ Rebrand, rebrand ♪
185
00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,145
♪ Into a brand-new you ♪
186
00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,689
[big sigh]
187
00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:01,940
Oh, yeah.
188
00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,318
Oh, yeah!
189
00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,989
Ooh!
190
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,074
What are you doing?
And why are you doing it?
191
00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,995
Well, I thought Molly's
denim jacket might help
192
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,914
others see my rock 'n' roll
personality, but...
193
00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,834
I think the embroidered unicorn
is kinda hurtin' the cause.
194
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,794
[horse neighing]
195
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,505
Scratch. You don't need
anyone's validation
196
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,799
to have a rock 'n' roll
personality.
197
00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,302
In fact, it's more
rock 'n' roll if you don't.
198
00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:34,889
So, are you saying, my opinion
is the only one that matters?
199
00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,183
And everyone else's are dumb
and and should be ignored?
200
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,311
Sure. And Scratch?
201
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,146
You're slaying the fit.
202
00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,647
[sudden, emotional laugh]
203
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,899
I'm gonna assume that's good?
204
00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,234
[Mr. Davenport on bullhorn]
That's it, folks.
205
00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,569
Davenport's is closing.
206
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,237
For the last time.
207
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,032
All sales are final. [sobbing]
208
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,202
Sorry, Molly, but
I'm not feeling this Cutie-pie
rebrand at the moment.
209
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,746
That's fine, Andrea.
210
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,878
You know, most 13-year olds
don't have their whole lives
figured out.
211
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:09,007
I know. But I did, and now,
I don't know what I'm gonna do,
212
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,719
or who I'm supposed to be,
and my future is a hot mess.
213
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,638
Just like me.
214
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,514
Sorry, Alina.
You'll have to find
215
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,974
another
powerful businesswoman
216
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,267
to merge dynasties with.
217
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:25,315
[beep]
218
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,525
[fast beeps]
219
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,194
[gasps]
Oh, no!
220
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,154
Oh, no. We were live
that whole time.
221
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,866
Oh, no, I'm so sorry!
The empathy part of my brain
222
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,826
overpowered the
"press the stop button"
part of my brain!
223
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,495
It doesn't matter
anyway, Molly.
224
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,497
My brand is garbage.
225
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,998
Who'd wanna follow me?
226
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461
These comments...
227
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,171
Oh, Andrea! Don't read them!
It's not worth it!
228
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,798
[gasps]
Oh, Molly, look!
229
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,007
"Love this honesty."
230
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,842
"So real and vulnerable."
231
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,178
"A ferret can be yours
in less than three clicks!"
232
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,806
Okay. Well, that's bad.
I'm gonna block that one.
233
00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,557
But everyone else
is being really nice!
234
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,351
[gasps] That's it!
235
00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,395
Your new brand is you!
236
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,897
- Just being you!
- This means...
237
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,692
my flawless future
is still possible?
238
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,611
[squeals] Thanks, Molly!
239
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,406
Follow me, Fawndreas,
for more completely unscripted,
240
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,157
totally authentic
moments like this.
241
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,285
Molly, I think maybe
you were right before--
242
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,538
I could use a little
social media detox.
243
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,081
I'll take a week off
and come back
244
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,208
bright and refreshed
for my Fawndreas!
245
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,962
- How'd it go?
- You know, pretty good. Wha--
246
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,005
- Is that my jacket?
- I don't need your validation!
247
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,590
I'm rock 'n' roll, baby!
248
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,761
So taking my things
is "rock 'n' roll" now?
249
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,471
Yup. And I'm taking
the pie, too.
250
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,640
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
251
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,852
[theme music plays]