♪ I can't believe you're all mine ♪
Uh, what?
♪ You and me for all time ♪
Ugh.
♪ I'm never, ever ♪
♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪
Oh, boy.
♪ The dream team, you and me ♪
For all eternity?
♪ For all eternity ♪
♪ It's the Ghost ♪
♪ It's the Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
♪ I've been cursed ♪
♪ It's the worst! ♪
♪ Now you're stuck with me! ♪
♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪
♪ Is there a way to hit "restart"? ♪
- Nope. - ♪ We're the Ghost ♪
♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
- That's me. - Well, that's she.
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
Scratch, you promised to lend a hand.
You know I'd love to, but, look,
I got a case of paddle hands.
Nothing I can do. My paddles are tied.
You know, it's funny that somehow your paddle hands
always seem to come on right when it's time
to wash the dishes.
Isn't that a coincidence?
It's just a medical condition.
Hey, so, um, just a quick FYI.
Do not go into the basement under any circumstances.
Like, at all. Do not do it. Do not. Don't.
Okay, see ya!
That was... quite cryptic.
And incredibly alluring.
Mean, now I'm all thinking about is what's down there.
Hey! Excuse me, Scratch. We can't, okay?
Because Darryl just told us not to go downstairs,
so we just need to forget the whole thing
and get back to the basement-- I mean, the dishes.
So, um...
What do you want to do today?
No, uh, you know, nothing.
- We could take a walk. - Yeah.
Check out that restaurant place for basement--
Oh, yeah, basement. It's almost basement time.
I've been really craving
a basement burger with cheese, actually.
- What are we basementing for? - You know what?
Help me put these basements away--
Hey! Stop thinking about basements, Scratch!
I know, right?
You know, Darryl's always tricking us.
So probably what he thought--
- Reverse psychology! - So he thought that--
- He thought that... - Yes.
we didn't want to go down there but now he knows that we...
should go, because that's what
- ...he wanted us to do. - Plain and simple.
The way that I remember, he was begging us.
- Begging us. To go down there. - He was begging us.
- Okay, great. - That's it.
Ahh! It's a trap!
He set us up!
Molly!
You're standing on bubble wrap.
Oh.
Bubble wrap!
So satisfying.
Classic bubble-wrap rager right there.
Uh, did we miss a bubble?
Impossible! This bubble-bursting booty don't break
'til it's busted every bubble!
Then what did I step on?
Eight legs. Eight eyes.
A lot flatter than I remember.
Scratch, its tiny, hairy legs!
We killed Darryl's pet spider!
Wh-- Wh-- Whoa!
"We"? I didn't step on her.
In fact, I don't even have legs-- Ooh!
You're the one who said we should come down to the basement.
We're in this together!
Well, I'm already an accomplice.
We do this right!
Step one: Get rid of the evidence.
It touched me. It touched me.
Tonight, we cover our tracks,
bury the evidence, and never--
And never, ever tell Darryl what happened.
- That's right. - He loved that spider.
He'd be crushed.
Like Heidi, right?
I'm sorry! I had to!
Okay, be sneaky.
The darkness is our friend.
Okay, I think this is a good spot.
Start digging. I'll keep a look out.
How's the... hole coming, bud?
I think you're gonna need to take a turn.
I feel a bad case of paddle hands coming on.
Oh, yeah, the paddle hands.
Always real convenient timing with the paddle hands.
There. It's done.
Huh. It really felt like it was deeper than that.
It really did, didn't it?
Oh, well. Big enough for a spider.
Guess one of us should probably say something.
We are gathered here...
on this extremely creepy night,
to say goodbye to Heidi Hairy Legs.
She was a loving companion to Darryl McGee--
Assuming spiders are capable of love, which I have my doubts.
- Hit the gas. - Yeah, yeah, okay.
Heidi, I'm not going to miss you,
but I will never forget you.
Or the horrifying crunch you made when I stepped on you.
The end, by Molly McGee.
Good job. Now all we gotta do is bury the memory
deep down in our souls and carry the burden
of what we did for the rest of our lives.
How hard could that be?
Scratch, are you asleep?
No. You?
No. Every time I close my eyes,
I see hers.
All eight of them.
- Hey, Molly! - The eyes! So many eyes!
Darryl.
Sweet... forgiving... little brother Darryl.
Wh-- What brings you here to this,
our lovely kitchen? Heh.
Have you seen Heidi?
I was keeping her in the basement,
but now she's missing.
You didn't go into the basement, did you?
Spider? Basement?
- What? - Take it down a couple octaves.
What my friend, my very good friend,
is trying to say is that--
we can't believe Heidi would go missing,
because she's such a people's spider.
A spider of the people.
She really turned me around to spiders as pets,
and she's around here somewhere
and definitely still alive.
No reason to think that she wouldn't be, not at all!
You can stop talking now, bud.
I can't. I really can't.
Did you guys do some kind of curse
that makes you extra weird?
- Not at all. - Yes, that is exactly what happened.
- How did you figure it out? - You know Molly...
You know me. I just love messing with curses, so...
You almost gave us away!
Me? You basically confessed with your motormouthing!
Day one, and we're already turning on each other.
You're right. You're right, Scratch.
I'm sorry.
We can't let this change us.
Darryl's got no proof.
No body, no crime.
As long as you and I keep it together,
- we'll get away with it. - Right.
We just can't let the paranoia get the better of us.
♪ You're having Terrible delusions ♪
♪ You're feeling Footsteps on your thighs ♪
Get it off!
♪ You're seeing Optical illusions ♪
♪ And you don't think You can finish your fries ♪
That's a first.
♪ Your heart's racing ♪
♪ You're pacing the floor ♪
♪ Feels like you're Cracking up ♪
♪ Every time you take a sip Of your drink, you go... ♪
Ahh! Arachnid in my cup!
What'd you say?
Darryl! Hi! I--I--I didn't see you there.
I actually said I'm, uh...
rappin' about a pup. You see, I'm writing
a hip-hop song about a fancy dog.
Anyway, it's not that big of a deal.
I gotta run. I'll see you later. Bye.
♪ You're seeing spiders Spiders ♪
♪ Crawling in your brain ♪
♪ You're seeing spiders Spiders ♪
♪ Crawling out the drain ♪
♪ You're tied up in knots ♪
♪ And you're skipping Your lunch ♪
♪ You can't unhear That crunch ♪
♪ Spiders, spiders ♪
It won't let me go!
♪ You're seeing spiders Spiders ♪
♪ You're caught in its web ♪
♪ But you're sure That it's dead ♪
Wait, could it be a sp-- sp-- sp--
Spider ghost!
♪ You're seeing spiders ♪
Okay, here's the plan. Dig Heidi up,
and bury her far, far away from the house.
That way, her ghost can't find us.
Yeah. Maybe a-- a-- a Viking funeral.
Put her in the river. Send her out to sea.
Or we could flush her.
I like that, too. Lot of good ideas on the table.
Okay, we can scheme while we dig.
Now, where's that grave?
Wait, you're the one who started digging it.
- Don't you remember? - That was ages ago!
The criminal life has changed me!
Ugh!
Ah, I found it! I found it!
Heidi!
Heidi, where are you?
Um, what are you guys doing to the yard?
We are building, uh, uh, a pool.
Can you put in a slide?
Oh, Molly! Slide! Can we, please?
I'll think about it.
Not just one of them straight ones, big spiral one.
Water-park level!
Totally agree.
Anyway, have you seen Heidi?
- He's onto us! - No, he's not. We can fix this!
We can't take the chance. Hit him with the shovel!
Scratch, no! Just make something up.
Yeah, um, so, Darryl...
uh, the reason you can't find Heidi is because...
she's on vacation!
Heidi, my spider,
is on vacation?
Yes! Having that many legs is exhausting.
So she booked a trip to... Centipede World!
The perfect getaway for the budget-minded spider.
Scenic, welcoming, and reasonably priced.
- Too far, Molly. - Yeah.
Well, Heidi would have fewer legs in Centipede World
than just about anyone else.
But... aww, there you are.
The ghost of Heidi has come for us!
Forgive us for what we did.
- What you did! - What we did!
What are you two babbling about?
We squished Heidi Hairy Legs. We're so sorry, Darryl!
We were in the basement even though you told us not to!
Her idea! I just followed! Cursed to be with her
wherever she goes, whatever she does.
Honestly, I'm just as much of a victim as dear, sweet Heidi.
Okay, fine! I stepped on Heidi!
It was an accident, but now her vengeful phantasm
is haunting us!
She's-- She's trying to take us
to that big spiderweb in the sky!
Um, she's not a ghost.
She just looks like this when she molts.
Say molt now?
She shed her old exoskeleton.
Until the new one hardens up, she's all pale and spongy.
Wait, so what did we step on?
Probably her discarded husk.
Yup, that's a husk all right.
Oh, I hate spiders so much.
Molting is a very personal process.
I wanted to give her some privacy.
That's why I put her in the basement in a bubble wrap nest.
Which someone messed up.
So we didn't kill your pet?
Oh, wow, we really spun out of control there, huh?
Oh, the shenanigans we get into.
You two are weird.
Come on, Heidi.
Let's go get you some tasty crickets.
Well, glad that's over.
Guess we don't need this anymore.
I'll get the shoebox.
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪