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[evil laughter]
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- ♪ Can't believe
you're all mine ♪
- Uh, what?
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- ♪ You and me for all time ♪
- Ugh.
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♪ I'm never, ever ♪
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♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪
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Oh, boy.
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♪ The dream team, you and me ♪
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For all eternity?
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♪ For all eternity ♪
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♪ It's the Ghost ♪
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♪ It's the Ghost
and Molly McGee ♪
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♪ I've been cursed
It's the worst! ♪
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[Molly]
♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪
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♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪
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- ♪ Is there a way
to hit restart? ♪
- Nope.
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♪ We're the Ghost ♪
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♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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- That's me!
- Well, that's she.
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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[jazzy theme plays]
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[Geoff]
Every ghost was there.
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And "J" Jeff knitted me
a sweater!
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And there was a delicious buffet
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with a five-cheese fountain!
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Five cheeses?
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Ooh! Sounds like you had
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a gouda
Death Day party, Geoff. Heh.
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Oh, it was to die for!
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And, of course, the best part
of any Death Day party,
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I got to tell my Death Story.
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You tell your Death Story
at your Death Day party?
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Geoff, tell it to me now!
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I've had a chocolate blah-blah
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floaty malfunction,
blah-blah-blah!
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No one needs to hear
how you died, Geoff.
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- Ugh.
- [Sharkie cooing]
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I mean, who needs a Death Day,
anyway? Right, Sharkie?
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[Molly]
I didn't know Death Days
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were such a touchy subject
for Scratch.
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[Geoff] Me, either.
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Excuse me! Can a ghost
not mope in private?
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- Oh, so-- sorry.
- You know,
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now that I think about it,
I don't think Scratch
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has ever had a Death Day party.
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[gasps] I've been rubbing
my party privilege
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in my best friend's face.
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Geoff, you sweet,
beautiful genius!
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I hope you're thinking
what I'm thinking,
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because what I'm thinking is...
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[all] Surprise!
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Welcome to your
Death Day party, buddy!
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Oh. No.
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♪ Oh, happy, happy Death Day
Happy day of death! ♪
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♪ When we celebrate the day
you took your final breath! ♪
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♪ Oh! Happy, happy Death Day
The day we love the most ♪
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♪ 'Cuz it's when
you left your body ♪
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♪ And became a ghost! ♪
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♪ With Death Day games! ♪
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♪ And food
that's so delicious ♪
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♪ Spooky tombstones
instead of dishes ♪
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♪ Your Death Day Story
that you share with pride ♪
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♪ When you sit and tell us all
exactly how you died! ♪
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[Darryl] ♪ Oh, were you
in a bumper car that
got out of control? ♪
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♪ Or did you fly a hang glider
right into a pole? ♪
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- ♪ Was it rabid gorillas?
- ♪ Was it killer chinchillas? ♪
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♪ Did a paper shredder
catch your sweater? ♪
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♪ Did you choke
on chunks of cheddar? ♪
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♪ Tell us all about your story
If it's gory, all the better! ♪
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♪ Happy, happy Death Day
Happy day of death! ♪
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♪ When we celebrate the day ♪
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♪ You took
your final breath! Hey! ♪
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[all panting]
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- [noisemaker toots]
- Only one problem.
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I don't have a Death Day!
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But you do now. It's today!
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Get into the spirit.
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Get it. Spirit. Heh-heh.
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These Death Day jokes
write themselves!
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Come on, Scratch.
Tell us your Death Story!
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Geoff, I can't tell you
my Death Story,
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'cause I don't remember
my Death Story!
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I don't even remember my life!
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All I remember
is this moment right now,
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and this is the one thing
I wish I could forget.
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But the story
is the very foundation
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on which
the celebration is built.
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Okay, no one panic,
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because your girl Molly
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has some ideas cookin'
in the ol' brain meats.
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What if we...
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[gasps]
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...made up your Death Story?
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You can't just make up
a Death Story, Molly!
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This isn't improv class!
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I'm not "yes-anding" my demise.
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I gotta hit the buffet,
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because I don't want
the cocktail shrimp to go bad.
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But do not mistake that
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for my participating
in this charade!
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Okay, take your time, buddy!
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We're definitely
not gonna be over here
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thinking up
a Death Day Story for you.
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[whispers]
Does anyone have a story?
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Ooh! I do!
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As Scratch's best ghost friend,
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I have the best story for him.
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You see, he was part
of the greatest jazz duo
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that ever lived.
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[playing upbeat jazz]
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- [large audience cheering]
- Take it away, "G" Geoff,
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- a.k.a. best friend...
- [playing jazz composition]
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...and confidant.
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Ooh! He's a piano fiend!
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[applause]
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Who are we?
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[audience] Scratch and Geoff!
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And what are we?
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[audience]
Best friends forever!
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[light panel thumps]
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["Hail to the Chief" playing]
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[gasps] Madam President
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and Secret Service Agent Darryl!
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Sir, please step back.
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Scratch and "G" Geoff,
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your friendship
is an inspiration
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- to this world.
- [audience cheering]
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I hereby declare you both
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the Kings of Coolness.
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You're the best friend
I've ever had, Geoff.
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A-five, six, seven, eight...
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And I'm like, sikka-bop-bop-bop.
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And you're like,
billa-up-boop-boop.
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And then our music, like us,
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lived on forever
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and never, ever died.
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Your story had
one requirement, Geoff.
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[swallows and smacks lips]
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It has to explain how I died.
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Aha! So you are invested!
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No! My ears are just sensitive
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to misguided attempts
at storytelling.
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I mean, if you're gonna
make up my Death Day Story,
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then I think I deserve one
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where I actually die at least.
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Okay, yes, I see that.
You're right, Scratch.
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Libby, your brilliant
writer brain
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can spin us a yarn, right?!
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Well, I'm not
that great under press...
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sss...
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sure? Uh...
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[Libby] Once upon a time,
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there lived a young lad
named Scratch.
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Ah, mercy me, Muddy Brown.
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I'm sorry my mumsy's
making me sell you.
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You're my best friend
in the whole world.
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[cries]
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Okay, I can't do this.
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My best friend's a cow?
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That's just not even natural.
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You can do better
than this, Libby.
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Well, why wouldn't
his best friend
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just be a ghost named Geoff?
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Spelled G--
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Okay, we don't
need that, either.
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I'm just picturing myself,
you know,
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kind of more heroic,
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real leading-man type.
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And abs.
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Rock-hard abs.
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Oh, sorry, I didn't have
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much time
to craft the characters.
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Well, it's showing.
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I hear the note.
I'll orient appropriately.
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He sold the cow,
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who was nothing more
than an acquaintance,
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for a handful of magic beans.
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Magic beans?
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That's the least cool grain.
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What about magic...
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quinoa?
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Also, hello. I asked for abs.
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[Libby] Shh! I'm trying
to build a narrative here.
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Ugh, fine!
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I should use these magic beans
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to get to the Cloud Kingdom
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and, uh, save my sister!
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I have a sister?
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Eh, all right, why not!
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I'm coming, sis! Ah!
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[Scratch] Boy, what a stalk!
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[Libby] Young Scratch
bravely fought his way
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- past giants, dragons...
- [Scratch fighting and grunting]
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- ...and angry geese...
- [geese honking]
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[Scratch]
Hey, how did geese get in here?
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...to find his sister.
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Oh, thank you, brother,
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for saving me from that
evil witch's candy house!
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Whoa. There was a whole house
made of candy up there?
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Feels like we should, uh,
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go back and check it out.
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[Libby] No!
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Young Scratch and his sister
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started walking home immediately.
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Makin' a real mistake here!
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I mean, a candy house would make
a killer third-act set piece.
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[Libby] I've got
something better in mind.
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- [wolf howling]
- [both gasp]
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Oh, let me guess,
the Big Bad Wolf got me?
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[Libby] No, that's
not what I was gonna say!
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Out of the woods jumps
a band of hungry werewolves
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with razor sharp...
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dance moves!
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[pop dance theme playing]
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Oh, yeah, it's a dance battle.
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Didn't predict that
narrative flourish, did ya?
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I did not.
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Now this is more like it!
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And a-five, six, seven, eight!
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Take that! And this!
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[exclaiming]
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[howls]
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[Libby] Even the cow
joins the fray.
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Turns out
she was classically trained.
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- [growling]
- But, in the end,
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young Scratch was no match
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for those dance-fighting
werewolves.
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- [Scratch] Remember me!
- [Libby] And he was never
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heard from again.
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The end.
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I'll give it an eight
out of ten for excitement...
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- [all] Ooh!
- ...but two out of ten
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for believability.
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[all groan]
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Everyone's a critic.
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You want something
more believable, huh?
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Something gritty?
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I bet you were a retired boxer.
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Yeah, pulled back
into the ring...
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[coach]
...for one last fight, kid.
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Then you can open
that yoga studio
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you're always talked about.
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Just remember,
float like a phantom...
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Shriek like a banshee!
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Ha! Hoo! Ho!
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Who's the poor sap
I'm up against?
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Pete the Pummeler!
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Where? That suburban dad's
blocking my view.
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[grunts]
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Unh!
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Okay, really?
He gets abs?!
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Isn't this supposed to be, uh,
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- Scratch's story?
- Exactly.
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It is...
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but a great protagonist
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needs an equally
formidable antagonist.
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That's storytelling 101.
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Pete the Pummeler
may have the muscles,
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the speed, the muscles,
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the devastating right hook,
the muscles...
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And what do I got, Coach?
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Hit me with that
inspirational speech.
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- You've got...
- [bell rings]
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...no time left! Good luck!
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Ohh! Yes! Yes!
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Wait a minute.
Isn't that...
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the exact plot of Rocko VI?
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Yeah, and it's a classic.
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- [overlapping dialogue]
- [Molly] I like the part
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where he runs up the stairs.
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Does somebody have something
original for me, please?
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I got one. Okay.
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It takes place
in a land I like to call...
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Centipede World!
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So long, everyone.
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I'm leaving to chase my dreams
in the Big Apple.
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Break a leg!
You'll still have tons left!
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[groaning]
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Sorry. Been dealing
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with a centipede infestation
in the basement.
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Oh, shoot!
Did I mess up your story?
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Uhh, no, that's
actually how it ended.
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Ah, gross. Come on, Mol.
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You're my only hope.
Bring it home!
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Whew. Okay.
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Um, [clears throat].
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Who was Scratch before he died?
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Well, I don't know for sure,
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but I think he grew up
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right here in Brighton.
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He lived here,
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he loved here,
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and it was here he died
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doing what he loved the most.
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Which was...
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be-- being a brain surgeon.
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No. Mmm,
it's not really realistic.
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Oh! Circus clown!
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No, you hate clowns!
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Why do they all
got to ride in one car?
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I get ride-sharing,
but come on!
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[sighs] I don't know, Scratch.
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I'm sorry. We all really tried,
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but this Death Day party
is a total failure.
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Well, might as well pack it up.
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- Taking the shrimp to go.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Come on, this party
wasn't a total failure!
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- [swallows]
- Really?
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[Molly]
So you liked all those stories?
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No. They were terrible.
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I mean, ah, I wasn't
even human in one of 'em.
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But it means a lot
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that I have friends and family
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who would come up
with such insane stories
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just to make me feel better.
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So, thanks, guys.
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Maybe we do it again next year!
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And with that much prep time,
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I will be expecting better,
more coherent stories.
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Aww, Scratch!
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You got it, buddy!
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- [impact squish]
- Wait! Unh!
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[panting]
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Sorry. Another centipede.
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪