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Darryl McGee.
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I knew you were shady.
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Underhanded, yeah.
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But I never thought
you'd stoop this low!
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You are dabbling
in the devious art of...
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...close-up magic.
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Close-up magic?
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Please!
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This is the real deal.
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See for yourself.
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Sweet baby corn.
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Boo! Magic is a lie!
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- Boo!
- If you want more dazzle,
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I'll need more dollars.
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Wonder doesn't
grow on trees, kids.
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It's the perfect scheme, Mol.
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This has the potential
to set me up for life
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while highlighting
my magnetic charm.
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And what's your angle?
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It's fun, okay?
You know, with all
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my chairman duties these days,
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the one thing
I never get to have
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is--
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Ugh. You never get used to that.
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We need your signature,
Your Grumbliness.
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We done here?
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Well, no. There's quite a few
curses you've left piled up.
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What's that?
Sorry, I can't hear you!
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I got something stuck in my ear.
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Oh, look, it was the portal.
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Mmm-bye!
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Seriously?
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What now?
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Just look at the Curse Cabinet.
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It's filling up with everything
you've put off.
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Filing cabinet trouble?
That's what--
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As Chairman of the Ghost World,
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I forbid ye from calling me
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unless there be
a true catastrophe!
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I'm really proud of that rhyme.
I freestyled it.
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You can't simply ignore
the Curse Cabinet.
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It will continue to fill
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- with work orders until--
- Bap! Bap! Bap! Bap!
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I am out of office, unavailable,
and uninterested.
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- I'm back!
- Matinee is over.
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See you for the 6:00 p.m. show.
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What? Come on, we're on a roll!
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Let's make some magic.
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Yeah, like that!
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Nice show, amateur.
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Irving the Illusionist,
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Brighton's best
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and only magician.
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So why don't you make
like Midge here...
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...and disappear.
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You may think you're the king,
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but you're just a joker
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who's got no shot
at cutting me out
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of the birthday-party circuit.
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His sleight of hand is slight.
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We've got real magic.
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Did you catch my show, Jack?
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Oh, the crowd really ate it up.
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Soon, I'll be swimmin' in a...
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king-sized pool of money,
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'cause I've already scored
another party this weekend.
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- How?
- I'm the better magician.
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You know it in your heart.
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Now this is more like it!
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Ooh!
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Remember, that's
Darryl the Dazzler, two Zs.
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Available for
all your party needs.
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You'll find my business card
in your left pocket,
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so give it to your parents.
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The sweet sound of applause.
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Excuse me. Over here.
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- Yep.
- You there,
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with the unbiased
opinions on magic.
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- You have a question?
- I think I speak
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for all of us, when I say
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that we don't appreciate
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being bamboozled by trickery.
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Why not mix it up, huh?
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Like, what about a puppet show?
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Or a-- ooh--
a knitting demonstration?
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Who invited the old girl?
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- Old?
- Yeah, boo!
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Security, make this girl...
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disappear!
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What-- Gee-- Hey! Let me go!
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I'm his sister!
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For my next trick,
I'll need a volunteer.
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- Me! Me!
- Oh, me! Me! Me! Me! Pick me!
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You, I guess,
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the very tall child
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with facial hair.
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A little desperate,
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don't you think?
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Pick a card, any card.
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The card you picked is...
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Oh, the only place
it could be...
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But surely, heh,
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your card lies somewhere.
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I, uh...
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Can't find it?
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Ooh, that's a shame!
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Fret not, children,
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for I, Irving the Illusionist,
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will save this party!
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Hold on, Irving.
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Is this your card?
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How...
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are you doing this?
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Magician never
reveals his secrets.
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You'd know that...
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if you were a real one.
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- Oh, burn!
- Ho-ho!
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This will go down in history
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as my greatest scheme.
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Step aside, reverse mortgages.
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I don't know, Darryl.
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Magic is a fickle mistress.
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Maybe it's time
you hang up your top hat and...
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What's that, Molly?
I can't hear ya.
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I'm too rich.
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Irving the Illusionist
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will not be bested
by a two-bit amateur.
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I hate this guy.
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But I love his entrances!
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I challenge you
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to...
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...a magician's duel!
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Winner owns
the birthday circuit.
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Loser leaves Brighton.
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My parents are not cool
with me leaving town.
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- Learned that the hard way.
- Fine.
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Loser never performs magic
in Brighton again.
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Let's abraca-do-it.
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Ladies, gentlemen,
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children of all ages,
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the rules are simple.
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Darryl the Dazzler
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and I, Irving the Illusionist,
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will perform miraculous feats
of magic
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until one of us misses
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or death takes us.
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Darryl, this is your
last chance to turn back.
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Molly, I'm not gonna give up
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on the greatest scheme
I've ever concocted.
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Besides, with me
at Darryl's side,
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there's no way he can lo...
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I mean, you had
to see this coming.
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I told you
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only to call me
if it was an emergency!
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If you say the words
"Curse" and "Cabinet,"
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I'm gonna lose it.
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- The, uh...
- Ah!
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- Hexed Hutch...
- Dit! Dit!
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is at maximum capacity.
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It won't hold any longer!
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What am I gonna do, Molly?
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- You're gonna give up?
- Without Scratch,
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- I've got nothing!
- You had this coming, Darryl.
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I never should have
doubled down! I...
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That's the classic
McGee double-down.
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It's genetic.
You can't fight it.
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And now my perfect scheme
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will be shattered into
a thousand irreparable pieces.
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Okay, well, now you're kinda
making me feel bad for you.
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No. No with the puppy eye--
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Darryl, don't do thi--
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I swore
I'd never do this, but...
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You know close-up magic?
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Know your enemy, Darryl.
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Know. Your. Enemy.
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♪ It's a magician competition
Whoa-oh ♪
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♪ They're levitating objects ♪
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♪ With their minds ♪
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♪ And one magician's
got a pigeon ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh ♪
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♪ They're like Davids Copperfield
and Blaine combined ♪
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♪ And they make fire appear ♪
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♪ Grab a coin from your ear ♪
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♪ They'll make you cower
in fear with their magic ♪
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- ♪ They're summoning powers ♪
- Wow!
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♪ He's summoning flowers ♪
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♪ They're making a knot,
not a knot ♪
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♪ With magic! ♪
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Was this your card?
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Shazam!
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♪ A ham! ♪
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♪ They'll prestidigitate him
into submission ♪
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♪ It's a magician competition ♪
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It's a tie,
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neck-and-neck,
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a dead heat, as they say.
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Irving's up next.
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I know you're tired,
but I'm down to my last trick,
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and I can't do it
without you, Midge.
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Don't do it for me.
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Do it for the children
of Brighton.
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Do it for their smiles
of wonderment and joy.
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It's what we live for.
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I will have 30 seconds
to escape,
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or those paint cannons will...
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Well, I shudder to think...
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You can do it, ol' gal.
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Sweet baby corn, are you okay?
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Uh, there's a lot more
to the care and feeding
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of a Curse Cabinet
than you think.
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Gonna be the death of me. Again.
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Thanks.
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Now let's win this thing!
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Actually,
I'm gonna let Irving win.
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No!
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Don't go Molly on me!
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Every scheme's
gotta come to an end,
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even the best ones.
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But, hey,
you can still do magic.
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It's all up to you, buddy.
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All right, as long
as I still get to be the hero.
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Let's do this, bird.
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Midge!
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Come on!
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I did it?
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I did it!
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Darryl the Dazzler knows
when he's been bested.
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Give it up for Brighton's
number-one magician,
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Irving the Illusionist!
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We love you, Irving!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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You're too kind.
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I'm proud of you, Darryl.
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Just felt, um--
what's the word--
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wrong to cheat a guy
out of his reason for living
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when I don't even care
about magic. Heh.
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Unless, Molly, you want to take
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- this show on the road.
- No...
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The Marvelous Magical McGees!
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- Eyes.
- Oh! We could charge
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- an arm and a leg per ticket.
- No. Darryl...
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- Think about the concessions.
- No. No. No!
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Never speak of this again.
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How did you do that?
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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪