1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,965 Darryl McGee. 2 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,008 I knew you were shady. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,718 Underhanded, yeah. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,637 But I never thought you'd stoop this low! 5 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,056 You are dabbling in the devious art of... 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,766 ...close-up magic. 7 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,808 Close-up magic? 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,060 Please! 9 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,436 This is the real deal. 10 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,562 See for yourself. 11 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:27,736 Sweet baby corn. 12 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,201 Boo! Magic is a lie! 13 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,702 - Boo! - If you want more dazzle, 14 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,120 I'll need more dollars. 15 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,247 Wonder doesn't grow on trees, kids. 16 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,333 It's the perfect scheme, Mol. 17 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,210 This has the potential to set me up for life 18 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,962 while highlighting my magnetic charm. 19 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,506 And what's your angle? 20 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,924 It's fun, okay? You know, with all 21 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,384 my chairman duties these days, 22 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,010 the one thing I never get to have 23 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,845 is-- 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,557 Ugh. You never get used to that. 25 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,644 We need your signature, Your Grumbliness. 26 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,855 We done here? 27 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,567 Well, no. There's quite a few curses you've left piled up. 28 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,319 What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you! 29 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,614 I got something stuck in my ear. 30 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:13,990 Oh, look, it was the portal. 31 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,450 Mmm-bye! 32 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,869 Seriously? 33 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,413 What now? 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,164 Just look at the Curse Cabinet. 35 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,500 It's filling up with everything you've put off. 36 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,252 Filing cabinet trouble? That's what-- 37 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,131 As Chairman of the Ghost World, 38 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,883 I forbid ye from calling me 39 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:36,763 unless there be a true catastrophe! 40 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,433 I'm really proud of that rhyme. I freestyled it. 41 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,810 You can't simply ignore the Curse Cabinet. 42 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,478 It will continue to fill 43 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,856 - with work orders until-- - Bap! Bap! Bap! Bap! 44 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,859 I am out of office, unavailable, and uninterested. 45 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,905 - I'm back! - Matinee is over. 46 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,574 See you for the 6:00 p.m. show. 47 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,200 What? Come on, we're on a roll! 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,285 Let's make some magic. 49 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:01,872 Yeah, like that! 50 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,624 Nice show, amateur. 51 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,251 Irving the Illusionist, 52 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,419 Brighton's best 53 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,713 and only magician. 54 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,465 So why don't you make like Midge here... 55 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,133 ...and disappear. 56 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,094 You may think you're the king, 57 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,221 but you're just a joker 58 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,016 who's got no shot at cutting me out 59 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,102 of the birthday-party circuit. 60 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,188 His sleight of hand is slight. 61 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,689 We've got real magic. 62 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,566 Did you catch my show, Jack? 63 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,360 Oh, the crowd really ate it up. 64 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,821 Soon, I'll be swimmin' in a... 65 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,781 king-sized pool of money, 66 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,326 'cause I've already scored another party this weekend. 67 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,411 - How? - I'm the better magician. 68 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,954 You know it in your heart. 69 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,138 Now this is more like it! 70 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,351 Ooh! 71 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,566 Remember, that's Darryl the Dazzler, two Zs. 72 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,693 Available for all your party needs. 73 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,904 You'll find my business card in your left pocket, 74 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,531 so give it to your parents. 75 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,408 The sweet sound of applause. 76 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,119 Excuse me. Over here. 77 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,288 - Yep. - You there, 78 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,791 with the unbiased opinions on magic. 79 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,292 - You have a question? - I think I speak 80 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,336 for all of us, when I say 81 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,837 that we don't appreciate 82 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,631 being bamboozled by trickery. 83 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,466 Why not mix it up, huh? 84 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,218 Like, what about a puppet show? 85 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,346 Or a-- ooh-- a knitting demonstration? 86 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,390 Who invited the old girl? 87 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,225 - Old? - Yeah, boo! 88 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,435 Security, make this girl... 89 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,562 disappear! 90 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,355 What-- Gee-- Hey! Let me go! 91 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,940 I'm his sister! 92 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,484 For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. 93 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,152 - Me! Me! - Oh, me! Me! Me! Me! Pick me! 94 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,862 You, I guess, 95 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,614 the very tall child 96 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,241 with facial hair. 97 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,286 A little desperate, 98 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,537 don't you think? 99 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,832 Pick a card, any card. 100 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,506 The card you picked is... 101 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,925 Oh, the only place it could be... 102 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,468 But surely, heh, 103 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,469 your card lies somewhere. 104 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,637 I, uh... 105 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,972 Can't find it? 106 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,223 Ooh, that's a shame! 107 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,017 Fret not, children, 108 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,477 for I, Irving the Illusionist, 109 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,730 will save this party! 110 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:32,772 Hold on, Irving. 111 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,399 Is this your card? 112 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,818 How... 113 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,278 are you doing this? 114 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,614 Magician never reveals his secrets. 115 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,449 You'd know that... 116 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,117 if you were a real one. 117 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,621 - Oh, burn! - Ho-ho! 118 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,581 This will go down in history 119 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,249 as my greatest scheme. 120 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,126 Step aside, reverse mortgages. 121 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,419 I don't know, Darryl. 122 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,421 Magic is a fickle mistress. 123 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,923 Maybe it's time you hang up your top hat and... 124 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,258 What's that, Molly? I can't hear ya. 125 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,635 I'm too rich. 126 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,595 Irving the Illusionist 127 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:06,640 will not be bested by a two-bit amateur. 128 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,183 I hate this guy. 129 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,601 But I love his entrances! 130 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,061 I challenge you 131 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,855 to... 132 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,400 ...a magician's duel! 133 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,361 Winner owns the birthday circuit. 134 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,446 Loser leaves Brighton. 135 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,825 My parents are not cool with me leaving town. 136 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,911 - Learned that the hard way. - Fine. 137 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,122 Loser never performs magic in Brighton again. 138 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,502 Let's abraca-do-it. 139 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,172 Ladies, gentlemen, 140 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,299 children of all ages, 141 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,635 the rules are simple. 142 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,512 Darryl the Dazzler 143 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,098 and I, Irving the Illusionist, 144 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,850 will perform miraculous feats of magic 145 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,769 until one of us misses 146 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,356 or death takes us. 147 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,318 Darryl, this is your last chance to turn back. 148 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,903 Molly, I'm not gonna give up 149 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,822 on the greatest scheme I've ever concocted. 150 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,573 Besides, with me at Darryl's side, 151 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,617 there's no way he can lo... 152 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,954 I mean, you had to see this coming. 153 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,373 I told you 154 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,709 only to call me if it was an emergency! 155 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,212 If you say the words "Curse" and "Cabinet," 156 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,296 I'm gonna lose it. 157 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,673 - The, uh... - Ah! 158 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,007 - Hexed Hutch... - Dit! Dit! 159 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,009 is at maximum capacity. 160 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,344 It won't hold any longer! 161 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,940 What am I gonna do, Molly? 162 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,692 - You're gonna give up? - Without Scratch, 163 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,944 - I've got nothing! - You had this coming, Darryl. 164 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,404 I never should have doubled down! I... 165 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,822 That's the classic McGee double-down. 166 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:46,906 It's genetic. You can't fight it. 167 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,825 And now my perfect scheme 168 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,369 will be shattered into a thousand irreparable pieces. 169 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,665 Okay, well, now you're kinda making me feel bad for you. 170 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,168 No. No with the puppy eye-- 171 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,294 Darryl, don't do thi-- 172 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,631 I swore I'd never do this, but... 173 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,472 You know close-up magic? 174 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,973 Know your enemy, Darryl. 175 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,893 Know. Your. Enemy. 176 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:22,150 ♪ It's a magician competition Whoa-oh ♪ 177 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,152 ♪ They're levitating objects ♪ 178 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,862 ♪ With their minds ♪ 179 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,322 ♪ And one magician's got a pigeon ♪ 180 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,406 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 181 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,911 ♪ They're like Davids Copperfield and Blaine combined ♪ 182 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,746 ♪ And they make fire appear ♪ 183 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,790 ♪ Grab a coin from your ear ♪ 184 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,710 ♪ They'll make you cower in fear with their magic ♪ 185 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,712 - ♪ They're summoning powers ♪ - Wow! 186 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,672 ♪ He's summoning flowers ♪ 187 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,257 ♪ They're making a knot, not a knot ♪ 188 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,594 ♪ With magic! ♪ 189 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,095 Was this your card? 190 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,933 Shazam! 191 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,436 ♪ A ham! ♪ 192 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,692 ♪ They'll prestidigitate him into submission ♪ 193 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,195 ♪ It's a magician competition ♪ 194 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,782 It's a tie, 195 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:11,950 neck-and-neck, 196 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,409 a dead heat, as they say. 197 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,828 Irving's up next. 198 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,667 I know you're tired, but I'm down to my last trick, 199 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,585 and I can't do it without you, Midge. 200 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,003 Don't do it for me. 201 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,172 Do it for the children of Brighton. 202 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,800 Do it for their smiles of wonderment and joy. 203 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,510 It's what we live for. 204 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,518 I will have 30 seconds to escape, 205 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,396 or those paint cannons will... 206 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,857 Well, I shudder to think... 207 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:51,948 You can do it, ol' gal. 208 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,420 Sweet baby corn, are you okay? 209 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,755 Uh, there's a lot more to the care and feeding 210 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,257 of a Curse Cabinet than you think. 211 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,134 Gonna be the death of me. Again. 212 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,761 Thanks. 213 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,513 Now let's win this thing! 214 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,765 Actually, I'm gonna let Irving win. 215 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,850 No! 216 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,310 Don't go Molly on me! 217 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,520 Every scheme's gotta come to an end, 218 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,147 even the best ones. 219 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,815 But, hey, you can still do magic. 220 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,692 It's all up to you, buddy. 221 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,320 All right, as long as I still get to be the hero. 222 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,992 Let's do this, bird. 223 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,203 Midge! 224 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,711 Come on! 225 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,388 I did it? 226 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,265 I did it! 227 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,602 Darryl the Dazzler knows when he's been bested. 228 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,480 Give it up for Brighton's number-one magician, 229 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,191 Irving the Illusionist! 230 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,235 We love you, Irving! 231 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,737 Thank you! Thank you! 232 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,863 You're too kind. 233 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,823 I'm proud of you, Darryl. 234 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,659 Just felt, um-- what's the word-- 235 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,703 wrong to cheat a guy out of his reason for living 236 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,122 when I don't even care about magic. Heh. 237 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,666 Unless, Molly, you want to take 238 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,792 - this show on the road. - No... 239 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,543 The Marvelous Magical McGees! 240 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,212 - Eyes. - Oh! We could charge 241 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,047 - an arm and a leg per ticket. - No. Darryl... 242 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,674 - Think about the concessions. - No. No. No! 243 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,301 Never speak of this again. 244 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,888 How did you do that? 245 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,890 ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪