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{\an8}(遊戲開始)

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達里爾...

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{\an8}你又回來了

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{\an8}聽說你上體育課時不肯參加團體運動

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我是一匹孤狼

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達里爾,你需要學習團隊合作的技巧

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不如你加入我的蘿蔔球隊吧?

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不如我加入電競隊吧?

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我們沒有電競隊

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再說,電玩遊戲不需要團隊合作

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你沒聽過“合作遊戲模式”嗎?

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沒錯,重點就是團隊合作
名字裡就有“合作”兩個字

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我來組一支電競隊
玩任何你選擇的遊戲

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如果我能一次就破關,不用重啟遊戲

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你就要讓電競正式成為學校的運動

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團隊合作這件事就解決了

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好吧,但如果你輸了

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你就要加入蘿蔔球隊

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一言為定

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所以我需要幾個人加入我的團隊

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拜託你邀請我...

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我該邀請誰?

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- 莫莉,你想加入嗎?
- 想,我很榮幸你邀請我

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姐姐的夢想就是
在你需要的時候給予你支持

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好,我還需要一個土包子...

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我是說玩家

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利比,你呢?要加入達里爾團隊嗎?

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找到你內心的戰士精神,利比

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好

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我加入

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嗨,你好,你沒有特別邀請我
我想是你的無心之過

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不過...

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好,我願意加入

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抱歉,癢癢

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歐康納不會答應讓幽靈加入團隊的

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主要是因為他不知道幽靈的存在

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但我也想玩!

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癢癢

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如果我們成為團隊中的迷你團隊呢?

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你可以附身在我半個身體上

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我們就能用同一個控制器

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我喜歡這個主意
我要附身在你的左半邊

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反正你這半邊很不協調

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什麼?不,我才沒有不協調,看好

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沒關係,左手,總有一天你會成功的

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(布萊頓)

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癢癢...太大步了

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抱歉,我不知道怎麼駕駛這個東西

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腿很複雜

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我只是在暖身

51
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好吧,我們要玩什麼遊戲?

52
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(嘶嘶大仙的商場)

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嘶嘶大仙的商場?

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我小時候最愛的遊戲

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算你走運
它剛剛在遊戲盒子六代上推出

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我從沒聽說過

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但沒關係,我天生就很會打電動

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(按開始鍵)

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(嘶嘶大仙,按選擇鍵)

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(冒險的時間到了
一個虛擬的任務)

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(你準備好行動了
也許穿得太正式了?)

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(你有點得意忘形了
全心投入遊戲)

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我喜歡這一個,不,你要去哪裡?

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- (雙人模式太混亂了)
- 不,往下

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- (現在你的服裝更古怪了)
- 好,現在按Y鍵

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- (顏色完全不搭)
- 不!

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(全心投入遊戲)

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拜託你,如果我們能選擇繽紛的色彩

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我們就要繽紛的色彩!

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(逃離時尚警察)

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拜託,如果我們要像
全身包著彩虹的孔雀一樣

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- 至少讓我選一點東西吧
- (許多小額付費選項)

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{\an8}(拋開你的恐懼)

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(那不是你最成功的擊掌)

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(你的旅程在等著你
你與命運有約)

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(只有強者才能生存)

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等一下,我快好了

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(準備好了嗎?)

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- 好了
- (全心投入遊戲)

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(你寧願自己玩)

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(全心投入遊戲)

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- (你的裝扮像是一個人的主意)
- (全心投入遊戲)

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- (全心投入遊戲)
- 來吧

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(全心投入遊戲)

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歡迎來到嘶嘶大仙的汽水工廠

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你們贏得了一輩子都喝不完的汽水

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真酷

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因為你們將永遠被困在這裡

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總是有陷阱

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除非你們能重現我的超機密汽水配方

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我能暢飲汽水
不用擔心蛀牙或健康問題?

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我們一定要離開這裡嗎?

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對,這樣我才能贏

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我只需要嘗試不同的口味組合
直到我找到正確的口味

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癢癢...我們要走這邊

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你可以不要亂按按鍵嗎?

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我是想解鎖一個很酷的組合技

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你之後會感謝我的...

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糟糕

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你是認真的嗎?

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你浪費了一條命

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- 是他,明明就是他
- 對,我說過了,是她...

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這就是我不加入團隊的原因

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我也是,兄弟

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試試看香草、草莓...

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還有童趣

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不,不對

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如果你那麼喜歡那頂帽子,就拿去吧

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那頂帽子真的很適合你

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利比,別跟非玩家角色說話

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他們幫不上忙,也沒有個性

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但她說我的帽子很亮眼

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- 不跟它對話就太沒禮貌了
- 你試過草莓口味了嗎?

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達里爾...你有聽到嗎?
我說草莓,試試草莓口味!

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隊友真麻煩

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肉桂、焦糖、再加一點苯甲酸鈉

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然後就好了!

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太好了

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我需要的隊友只有我、自己和達里爾

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怎樣?

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好,這一關要跳上平臺,然後...

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利比,你是認真的嗎?

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給你一個開瓶器
就能實現你所有的希望和夢想?

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我很樂意幫忙,新朋友

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癢癢,等等,我們連直線都走不好

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我們要邊做邊學

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那是什麼?

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- 我好喜歡!
- 我要叫它...

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“癢癢攻擊”

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別再浪費生命了!

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你說得對,癢癢攻擊可能太強大了

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你為什麼要用癢癢攻擊?
我們只需要稍微跳一下就行了

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有了癢癢攻擊,為什麼還需要跳躍?

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因為癢癢攻擊

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- 讓我們死掉了,癢癢!
- 閉嘴!

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新計畫,讓我當一號玩家
畫面跟著我跑

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我負責過這一關,你們只要...

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待在後面的汽水泡泡裡

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我想玩,我不想當泡泡裡的男人

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對,我們是一個團隊,不是嗎?

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有時候團隊合作
意味著讓一個人做所有的事

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一、二、三,開始!

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好,最後一個要慢慢來,我知道了

144
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要更早跳才行

145
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- 達里爾,嘿,輪到我們了嗎?
- 還沒

146
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太好了,我成功了

147
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來吧,該死的累贅們...

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我是說,隊友們

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就這樣?

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這個遊戲太簡單了,來吧,各位

151
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看來你們通過了我設下的障礙

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但你們永遠過不了我這一關

153
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等等,這個大魔王聽起來好像...

154
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讓我們來看看你有沒有學到教訓了

155
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放馬過來,歐康納

156
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嘿,也許我們應該試著溝通

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如果我能了解他的動機

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還有他九型人格測試的結果?

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電動遊戲不是這樣玩的

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站到旁邊,我只剩一條命了

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我好喜歡你的背景故事

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好豐富、好複雜

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當然了,你可以拿走這把泡泡槍

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反正達里爾也不會讓我用

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好,跳、跳、然後...

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癢癢攻擊!

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達里爾...你看!我們終於成功了!

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我們完全搞懂了

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別害我分心!

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你的最後一條命血量很低

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你敢再獨自攻擊我嗎?

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我無法再承受任何一次攻擊了

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我需要我的團隊

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是嗎?

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我以為你希望我們靠邊站

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對,我記得你說我們都是
“該死的累贅”

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這句話在很多層面都冒犯到我了

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- 我本來沒想到
- 大多數人都沒有

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我知道我說了什麼
但我一個人做不到

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那你需要我們做什麼?

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喂,我在這裡,來抓我啊

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- 癢癢攻擊!
- 利比,安全了

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快去...

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攻擊!

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癢癢攻擊...攻擊脖子!

186
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光靠花拳繡腿是打不贏我的!

187
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再撐一下就行了

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什麼?

189
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好,各位,全體一起攻擊!

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癢癢攻擊!

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癢癢攻擊!

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不!

193
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嘶嘶大仙沒氣了

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(布萊頓)

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- 好耶!
- 我們成功了,我們贏了

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“我們”的確贏了

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對,抱歉,我不該試著單打獨鬥的

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謝了,隊友們

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這整件事是不是
為了讓我上一堂寶貴的課

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讓我學習團隊合作?

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當然是

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你又傳授了一堂人生課程
小康康,做得好...

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我不太開心你贏了

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但我想真正的勝利是
我不必從事以蔬菜為主的運動了

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你在做什麼?

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我在跳舞,我在慶祝

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- 我覺得你無法控制自己的身體了
- 看看身體能怎麼動

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這很丟臉,太丟臉了

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(討厭鬼與莫莉麥琪)

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{\an8}字幕翻譯:林思余