Get ready to learn about the relentless
grind of 9-to-5 employment!
It's Internship Week!
What kind of weirdo gets excited about work?
Internship week? Yes!
Oh, right.
This internship is the first step
in my lifelong mission to en-happify the world.
First, I get an internship, then I get hired full time.
Soon I'm employee of the year, then decade,
then I win a lifetime achievement award
in en-happification!
Yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Your understanding of internships
could not be more wrong, Mol.
Internships aren't about doing good.
They're about doing someone else's work for free.
Which is actually a great idea!
BRB!
Our first internship is Pam's Cake 'n Bake!
That's a good one because Pam is super sweet.
And I'm not saying that just because I married her!
I could en-happify a lot of people at the bakery!
The internship goes to...
- Libby! - Yes!
Okay, that's cool, that's cool.
Still lots of great places.
Barkle-Sparkle Animal Shelter.
Oh, puppies make people happy!
Andrea!
Wax and Wayne Candle Shop, Sheela!
Turnips Unlimited, Jeremy!
Book Marks the Spot, Kat!
Seize the Clay, Nashua!
And last but not least, Molly McGee!
Your internship will be...
Weird Larry's Pawn Shop?
No. This is the place where happy memories
go to die.
Smell the disappointment.
Oh, wait, that's just Larry's skunks.
Intern!
Molly, meet my new intern, Reggie.
Nice to meet you.
So, Mr. Scratch, what would you say
is your most effective scaring technique?
Reg, I'm gonna stop you right there.
You are nowhere near scare ready.
Gotta learn to walk before you run buddy, okay?
Now, start by getting rid of this stink cloud.
On it, Mr. Scratch!
You should treat him better, you know.
He could be your boss one day.
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
Well, if it isn't my intern.
Welcome to Weird Larry's Pawn Shop
where I--I mean--we
buy and sell weird and wonderful relics,
reminders, and remembrances!
Look! A customer! Go greet 'em, Molly!
Welcome to Weird Larry's Pawn Shop!
How can I bring you joy today?
Take my old junk.
Okay. Let's see,
we've got rusty pliers, a rusty fork,
not sure what this is but it's also rusty.
Sorry, sir, but we're going to have to--
Take it all! Here's your cash!
Have a weird, wonderful day!
Thank you and come again!
I'm elated.
Mr. Larry, I don't want to tell you your business
but you just bought a bunch of worthless junk.
Worthless? Did you not see this?
Or this? Or even this?
There's treasure everywhere Molly.
If you know where to look.
Well, maybe. Oh! Look at this!
You're my best robot friend.
Good eye, Molly!
Don't worry, robot!
Your previous owner may have discarded you
and broken your mechanical heart,
but we're going to find you a new home--
Yes! A vintage T-140X dual tone voice box!
Just what I need to complete my top-secret project!
You have a top-secret project.?
Several!
And as my intern,
you can help me finish this one.
By filing these here acquisitions!
When do I get to scare, Mr. Scratch?
Right now! Scare me up a bed, Reg.
- I need a nap. - I don't understand
how that is relevant to--
Say it with me Reg,
- the place of an intern-- - the place of an intern--
- --is not to question. - --is not to question.
- Right. - That's right.
One bed coming up!
I love having an intern.
That's great, but I'm learning nothing!
How can I en-happify the world
if this internship is en-saddifying me?
I brought cupcakes in the shape of turnips!
I learned how to make them in my internship.
How cool is that?
Super cool. Excuse me.
- Ms. Roop? - What's that smell?
It's like bleu cheese mix with gasoline.
Listen, I'm an en-happifier
and the pawn shop is, well, it's where joy goes to die.
So let's just reassign me and we'll call it a day.
- Okay? - No! Of course not!
But I'm sure you can find a silver lining
in this dark cloud. You're good at that.
Maybe you're right.
I can't en-happify the world
before I en-happify the pawn shop!
- Thank you, Ms. Roop! - Nope.
I can feel your scent digging into my nostrils
and it hurts.
♪ When I'm down ♪
♪ Feeling blue ♪
♪ When I'm surrounded by a nightmarish milieu ♪
♪ I can change the world ♪
♪ I can make it better if I try ♪
♪ All I ever wanna do is en-happify ♪
♪ En-happify ♪
♪ Wipe the counter, mop the floor ♪
♪ Clear the cobwebs from the case ♪
♪ Move the taxidermy possum ♪
♪ To a less prominent place ♪
♪ Who cares if there's a funky stunky ♪
♪ Odor floating by ♪
♪ I'll just breathe through my mouth ♪
♪ And en-happify ♪
Oh, it smells so bad.
♪ Once I start en-happify ♪
♪ I don't plan on stopping ♪
♪ Say goodbye to broken watches ♪
♪ Tattered kites and all stunk droppings ♪
Oh, no.
What I asked you for
was an iced-decaf, ten pump,
caramel mocha latte.
What you brought me is an iced-decaf, ten pump,
caramel mocha frappe.
Completely different drinks!
♪ En-happify! ♪
♪ En-happify ♪
What in the weird wide world has happened here.?
I did the filing just like you asked!
And maybe a little more too.
Now you can find things better.
Where are my cans?
My kites? My broken watches?
Don't tell me you separated them from the working watches?
No, no, Vera!
Don't go a-spraying! Molly's here to learn.
And I'm sure she'll start at some point.
Sorry, Molly.
I was happy with my shop the way it was.
- Put it all back. - But...
Please!
I did everything you asked, Mr. Scratch.
Am I ready to scare now?
Are these green olives?
I wanted black olives!
How could you not know that?
You never-- you never told me--
Think about what you've done.
Oh! Is it time for my Ghost Council
internship review already?
Review? No!
Larry, I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mission is to en-happify but your shop
is where happy memories go to die!
Like orange juice and toothpaste,
we are completely incompatible.
Sorry it didn't work out. Guess I'll take the F.
Molly, you're looking at this all wrong.
This shop isn't where happy memories die.
It's where happy memories... are reborn!
Whoa.
Is this your top secret project?
One of 'em. That voice box from that old robot?
Listen to it now!
Roar!
You took all that old junk and made joy!
Okay dragon slayer, you are up!
Tell us, Reggie, what exactly
did Scratch teach you in this so called internship?
Mr. Scratch didn't teach me anything.
Hmm.
Wait! Please! Gimme another week!
But let me finish.
Mr. Scratch didn't teach me anything.
He taught me everything!
Is that so?
Oh, certainly!
I didn't see it at first, but tucking him in
and fetching him food
taught me patience, perseverance,
how to keep a cool head under pressure.
And yelling at me-- taught me how to be scary!
Oh, is that-skunk?
Been holding that for days.
Another gem from Mr. Scratch!
Yep. That was all me, all right!
Oh, well Reggie, you've clearly learned much.
Which is why we hereby promote you
to Manager of Scares Midwest Division!
Scratch! Did you hear?
I'm your boss!
Now get me a sandwich!
Aim for the belly of the beast!
It's the key to everything!
I crown you Brighton's best dragon slayer!
And a pretty good intern too!
Larry, you're a genius!
You've got to share this with the worlds.
Think of all the people you could en-happify.
No Molly.
You en-happify the world.
I like doing my en-happifying one person at a time.
I'm just weird that way.
Okay, Ms. McGee. Time for your evaluation!
What have you learned from your internship?
So Much!
I learned that running a pawn shop
is like slaying a dragon!
Only it takes more than a sword,
it takes an open mind to slay the beast
that is ignorance and--
she gave me a C-?
But you did learn something?
I did. I learned that anything and anyone
has the potential to en-happify!
- Thanks Larry. - Intern of the year.
I've been analyzing your scare reports
and they're disappointing.
I'd really like to see you pivot that into an upward trend soon.
I told you he'd be your boss--
Drop It!
♪ The ghost and Molly McGee ♪