1 00:00:04,167 --> 00:00:06,000 [Phone buzzes] 2 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:10,166 You want me to drop you off here? 3 00:00:10,435 --> 00:00:12,999 Oh! Uh yeah, yeah this looks right 4 00:00:12,999 --> 00:00:15,748 I uh... haven't been here before 5 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,986 [House music picks up] 6 00:00:33,664 --> 00:00:35,664 [Crowd cheers happily] 7 00:00:39,505 --> 00:00:40,829 LOONAAAAA!!! 8 00:00:40,829 --> 00:00:42,870 Hey girl! Glad you could make it! 9 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:45,995 Tex! Yeah, hey! Thanks for inviting me. 10 00:00:45,995 --> 00:00:50,161 Course! Course! Hey everyone, meet the new face! 11 00:00:50,161 --> 00:00:52,452 [Tex howls] 12 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:55,035 [Party guests howl in response] 13 00:00:55,035 --> 00:00:56,410 You want a drink or anything? 14 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:59,951 Oh, uh... sure, yeah, totally. 15 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:05,367 Off Screen: And so I told him, I'm not gonna go get it- 16 00:01:05,367 --> 00:01:07,575 -unless you fucking throw it this time 17 00:01:07,575 --> 00:01:09,950 That is so not fetch 18 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:11,533 Not fetch... 19 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:16,741 Loona: hahaha, yeah like that happens all the time... ah ha... 20 00:01:17,106 --> 00:01:19,532 O.M.G Loona? 21 00:01:19,532 --> 00:01:21,532 Lunatic Loona? 22 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:22,282 That you? 23 00:01:22,608 --> 00:01:25,698 Uhhh yeah. It's Loona... yeah... 24 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:26,614 Wow 25 00:01:26,614 --> 00:01:29,947 I can't believe you're showing up to another party- 26 00:01:29,947 --> 00:01:32,614 I mean, do you even remember the last one 27 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,488 I'm sure you'll remind me 28 00:01:34,488 --> 00:01:36,571 Yeah, this... 29 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:38,196 This you right? 30 00:01:38,196 --> 00:01:39,145 [Growls] 31 00:01:39,145 --> 00:01:40,821 Why do you still have that? 32 00:01:40,821 --> 00:01:43,029 It brings me joy 33 00:01:43,231 --> 00:01:46,029 You know you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy 34 00:01:46,029 --> 00:01:46,987 [Growls] 35 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:50,611 Wow... you're being really negative 36 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,986 You're aura is really aggressive right now 37 00:01:52,986 --> 00:01:56,861 Oh yeah? Well maybe it's cause I'm in the presence of a massive BITCH! 38 00:01:56,861 --> 00:01:57,694 [gasps] 39 00:01:57,694 --> 00:01:58,527 Oh... 40 00:01:58,527 --> 00:01:59,985 my dog... 41 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:00,485 wow. 42 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:03,151 What!? is that not an okay thing to say? 43 00:02:03,151 --> 00:02:05,109 Like, come on! It's true! 44 00:02:05,109 --> 00:02:06,318 [off screen] You can't say that 45 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:08,776 Did I miss anything? 46 00:02:08,776 --> 00:02:12,275 No no no... no nothing... no. 47 00:02:12,704 --> 00:02:16,358 [Off screen] HA HA! How my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight? 48 00:02:16,358 --> 00:02:18,358 [Howls and cheers] 49 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:24,482 OW OW! Ya'll ready to party with the Queen Bee of Gluttony! 50 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,732 Come on! 51 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:31,731 Hell yeah! Cause the honey is flowing tonight- 52 00:02:31,731 --> 00:02:33,481 And this bitch bout to get - 53 00:02:33,481 --> 00:02:34,981 FUCKING! 54 00:02:34,981 --> 00:02:36,105 WILD! 55 00:02:36,105 --> 00:02:38,772 LETS GET IT STARTED!!! 56 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:42,355 [Cotton Candy begins playing] 57 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,354 [Lyrics] Cotton Candy, Cotton Candy 58 00:02:46,354 --> 00:02:48,354 Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy 59 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:52,520 Hey! I'm whatchu need, I'm watchu want 60 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,561 I got it all, a carnivale 61 00:02:55,561 --> 00:02:57,894 I'll bring you up, I'll take you DOWN 62 00:02:57,894 --> 00:03:00,811 I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like- 63 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:04,643 COTTON CANDY 64 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,643 COTTON CANDY 65 00:03:08,768 --> 00:03:11,601 COTTON CANDY 66 00:03:12,642 --> 00:03:15,725 COTTON CANDY 67 00:03:15,725 --> 00:03:19,058 I'm whatchu want, not watchu need 68 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:25,266 Hey, I don't know why, I'm whatchu want but it's the truth 69 00:03:25,266 --> 00:03:29,182 I'm not your lie, let them eat cake, let them eat PIE! 70 00:03:29,182 --> 00:03:31,223 Or better yet, let them eat- 71 00:03:31,223 --> 00:03:34,848 COTTON CANDY 72 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:38,556 COTTON CANDY 73 00:03:38,597 --> 00:03:42,639 COTTON CANDY 74 00:03:42,857 --> 00:03:46,180 COTTON CANDY 75 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:48,929 I'M WHATCHU WANT, NOT WATCHU NEED 76 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:52,346 COTTON CANDY SKIES! 77 00:03:52,346 --> 00:03:56,470 SWEET AS APPLE PIE 78 00:03:56,470 --> 00:04:00,340 I CAN'T HELP BUT SHINE 79 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:06,636 BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT IN THE SKY 80 00:04:06,636 --> 00:04:09,968 COTTON CANDY 81 00:04:10,287 --> 00:04:13,760 COTTON CANDY 82 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,634 YEAH 83 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:17,467 COTTON CANDY 84 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:20,634 I'm watchu want, not watchu need 85 00:04:20,634 --> 00:04:22,592 SO WATCHU WANT!? 86 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:24,050 Ya hungry? 87 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:25,550 Take a BITE! 88 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:28,008 Get fucked TONIGHT! 89 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:30,132 So watchu want 90 00:04:30,132 --> 00:04:32,007 Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff- 91 00:04:32,007 --> 00:04:35,396 So keep making me that mother fucking honey 92 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,632 Yeah, keep it comin 93 00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:41,173 COTTON CANDY 94 00:04:41,396 --> 00:04:45,214 COTTON CANDY 95 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:48,672 COTTON CANDY 96 00:04:48,672 --> 00:04:51,171 I'm watchu want, not watchu need 97 00:04:51,171 --> 00:04:54,796 COTTON CANDY SKIES 98 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:58,754 SWEET AS APPLE PIE 99 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,837 I CAN'T HELP BUT SHINE 100 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:06,794 BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT 101 00:05:06,794 --> 00:05:10,377 COTTON CANDY SKIES 102 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:14,418 SWEET AS APPLE PIE 103 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:18,293 I CANT HELP BUT SHINE 104 00:05:18,293 --> 00:05:25,625 BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT IN THE SKY 105 00:05:25,879 --> 00:05:27,879 [Howls and cheers] 106 00:05:34,687 --> 00:05:36,687 [off screen] OW OW! Vortex! 107 00:05:38,184 --> 00:05:39,957 The party is buzzin now 108 00:05:39,957 --> 00:05:40,540 FUCK! 109 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,415 I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though 110 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:45,415 I have like a rainbow... 111 00:05:45,415 --> 00:05:47,123 In my vagina right now 112 00:05:48,799 --> 00:05:51,997 Oh hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about? 113 00:05:51,997 --> 00:05:52,830 Excuse me? 114 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:56,830 She's a fuckin cutie! Where you been hiding girl? [laughs] 115 00:05:56,837 --> 00:05:58,837 Is there something funny? 116 00:05:58,837 --> 00:06:02,621 Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now 117 00:06:02,621 --> 00:06:04,870 Tex says you don't get invited out much 118 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:08,745 I hope this itty bitty get together can serve as a fun first time 119 00:06:11,078 --> 00:06:11,661 Mmhmm 120 00:06:11,661 --> 00:06:12,828 I would have thrown a bigger one- 121 00:06:12,828 --> 00:06:16,327 but I couldnt convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs 122 00:06:16,746 --> 00:06:18,452 SO fuckin lame 123 00:06:18,452 --> 00:06:21,077 I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks 124 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:25,743 She says I'm a total "jackass" for trying but hey- 125 00:06:25,743 --> 00:06:28,284 I'm proud to be a total jackass 126 00:06:30,054 --> 00:06:32,054 Anyway, yeah Bee, this is Loona. 127 00:06:32,054 --> 00:06:34,492 And Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee 128 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:36,708 Nice ta meetcha BITCH! 129 00:06:36,857 --> 00:06:39,449 Oh this is... 130 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,482 She's HOT! 131 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:46,740 Ha! Holy shit! Okay, Tex you didn't tell me she was hilarious 132 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,784 Thats so funny 133 00:06:47,784 --> 00:06:48,698 Right... 134 00:06:48,698 --> 00:06:50,948 I love that that's the first thing you say to me 135 00:06:50,948 --> 00:06:53,906 You don't give a shit how freaky you come off 136 00:06:53,906 --> 00:06:56,239 And that's. Fucking. Beautiful. 137 00:06:56,239 --> 00:06:58,239 You are my new favorite person 138 00:06:58,345 --> 00:06:59,530 Am I though... 139 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:01,062 Yeah BITCH! 140 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,905 No really- 141 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:06,071 Reminds me of the first time I saw Satan without a shirt on 142 00:07:06,461 --> 00:07:09,779 I was like, OOF BOY! YOU ARE HOT AS HELL! 143 00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:13,153 But then I wanted to die, cause it was so awkward 144 00:07:13,153 --> 00:07:15,820 Cause he's more like a brother to me, you know? 145 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:19,569 But not ACTUALLY my brother so I guess... 146 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,569 It was fine. I COULD hit that... 147 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:27,568 Anyway girl, you have a good time tonight 148 00:07:27,568 --> 00:07:32,401 Get some sweets, get some eats, drink it, tear it, fuck it up! 149 00:07:32,401 --> 00:07:34,401 WHOO! 150 00:07:34,577 --> 00:07:38,150 Cheers honey! Thank you for coming 151 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:41,191 Do you need anything? are you having fun? Are you good? 152 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:44,441 Are you drunk? Okay good, okay great... 153 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:47,774 Yeeeah, I'm gonna go. 154 00:07:47,774 --> 00:07:51,440 What? Why? You just got here, at least one drink right? 155 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,148 Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink 156 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,250 [Barking ringtone] 157 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,353 So stupid. I shouldn't have come 158 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:26,935 Hey Loonie, how ya doin? You alright? 159 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:31,143 Yeah I'm fine, I just wanna go 160 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,143 Hey hey! That sounds like Blitzo! 161 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:35,393 The "O" is silent asshole! 162 00:08:35,632 --> 00:08:40,059 Hey hey, I knew it was you. Fuck man where you been? You here for the party? 163 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:42,808 No, I'm just here picking up my daughter 164 00:08:42,808 --> 00:08:44,683 Oh shit! You have a daughter now? 165 00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:45,975 ADOPTED! 166 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:49,016 Oh man, you're already leaving? Things just got started 167 00:08:49,553 --> 00:08:50,807 Come in and show us all up again 168 00:08:50,807 --> 00:08:53,515 No, no, thank you, but I think Loonie wants to head back 169 00:08:53,515 --> 00:08:55,848 Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave? 170 00:08:55,959 --> 00:08:57,959 [Growls] Watch it 171 00:08:57,959 --> 00:09:00,931 I mean, we could stay a little longer 172 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:03,431 I think we need to go mkay? I think it's been a long night 173 00:09:03,431 --> 00:09:05,264 Well these people seem to know you. 174 00:09:05,264 --> 00:09:08,430 Come on, I think I want to give this another try. 175 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:10,430 Pleeease? 176 00:09:10,871 --> 00:09:14,388 Okay fine, maybe ONE drink 177 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:17,553 BLITZ, BLITZ, BLITZ, BLITZ! 178 00:09:18,271 --> 00:09:19,054 Aaagh 179 00:09:19,054 --> 00:09:19,554 [Howls and cheers] 180 00:09:19,554 --> 00:09:20,054 [off screen] Oh wooow 181 00:09:22,773 --> 00:09:27,011 HA! That was nothing bitch! Give me a real challenge! 182 00:09:27,011 --> 00:09:29,886 Oh yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch imp boy? 183 00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:32,052 I got a challenge for ya 184 00:09:32,236 --> 00:09:33,844 Oh... He's gonna die 185 00:09:34,276 --> 00:09:36,276 Aaaalright, lets do this! 186 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:40,051 From Bee's personal supply, the hardest shit there is 187 00:09:40,192 --> 00:09:41,509 You ready my man? 188 00:09:41,509 --> 00:09:43,176 OH BORN READY! 189 00:09:43,369 --> 00:09:46,967 Bring it barky! I will drink you under this fucking table- 190 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,967 You have no idea what kind of night I've had 191 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,841 Alright shit talker- 192 00:09:56,841 --> 00:10:01,798 but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game 193 00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:04,017 So you better bring the fire baby 194 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:09,006 Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me? 195 00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:12,505 Oh okay, lets get in on you little bastard 196 00:10:13,683 --> 00:10:14,588 [Gulping] 197 00:10:14,588 --> 00:10:17,421 Come on Blitz! Fuck her up! You can do it! 198 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:25,754 Who's the queen now!? 199 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:27,878 Yeah! That's my DAD! 200 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:32,378 Well fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while 201 00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:34,794 That was magical, seriously, impressive. 202 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:36,794 I tip my crown to you imp boy 203 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:38,044 Respect 204 00:10:38,044 --> 00:10:40,071 [Howls] 205 00:10:56,894 --> 00:10:58,791 [Laughs] 206 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:03,165 Hey Loon, I don't mean to be a buzz kill here, but your uh, dad... 207 00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:04,415 guy dude... 208 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,957 Is um... He's seeming a bit 209 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,456 Out of control, like... a mess. 210 00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:13,997 Yeah it's worrisome, you wanna maybe check on him or somethin 211 00:11:13,997 --> 00:11:18,205 What!? No! No, Blitz is fine. He's always a mess, trust me 212 00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:22,330 Look honey, I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time 213 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:26,287 but he's clearly getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose 214 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:29,037 So I feel like, you should check up on him at least 215 00:11:29,037 --> 00:11:30,787 Just see if something's up 216 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,058 Don't act like you know him like I do 217 00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:34,245 I aint sayin that 218 00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:38,827 I'm just pretty sure he's had like four tongues inside him at once 219 00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:43,035 I mean... Good for him, but... 220 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,577 I can taste the flavor of people at my parties- 221 00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:49,326 and he's giving off a very... not okay vibe, you know? 222 00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:52,784 Oh yeah, and I'd bet you'd know the "not okay" vibe right? 223 00:11:52,784 --> 00:11:54,720 I mean everyone likes you so much 224 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,033 What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin sour cream? 225 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:00,991 Don't fuck with me! 226 00:12:02,684 --> 00:12:05,949 Sorry, yeah nope, I'll uh... I'll check on him 227 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:13,073 Uuuugh sorry, sorry. I know I got a little spicy there, I just- 228 00:12:13,073 --> 00:12:16,448 hope everything works out. Now let's dance 229 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:21,364 BLITZ! BLITZ! Where are you shithead! Blitz- 230 00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:25,738 Oh piss on a dick! What the fuck are you doing Blitz! 231 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:26,988 This guy 232 00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:30,821 It looks like you're in the middle of a god damn orgy, STOP! 233 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:35,487 [Slurred] Look I didn't expect you to come in here and see any of this Loonie I'm so sorry- 234 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:38,362 but it's a party, I'm just havin fun with uh... 235 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,736 the fuck is your name again? 236 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:41,694 Dennis 237 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,069 Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis 238 00:12:44,069 --> 00:12:47,610 Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight 239 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:51,277 I need a Monica or Alejandro in here STAT! 240 00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:53,485 Better... 241 00:12:55,313 --> 00:12:57,942 You don't need anyone else sucking your face freaky weirdo 242 00:12:58,259 --> 00:13:00,442 You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice 243 00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:02,601 Uuuugh, no... 244 00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:17,190 Do you need to throw up? 245 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:17,898 Mmm..no... 246 00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:19,856 [Laughs] Yeah you do. 247 00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:39,437 I had a really shitty day 248 00:13:39,437 --> 00:13:43,353 Oh yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons of who knows what? 249 00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:45,520 Fuck, Fizz was right 250 00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:49,144 I'm gonna die alone aren't I 251 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:53,086 Just a wrinkly, old, withered, waste... 252 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:55,935 Will you be there Loonie? 253 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,310 Be where? 254 00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:01,851 I dunno jus- [Drunken mumbles] ...lonely... Die alone... 255 00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:04,357 I'll be there dad 256 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,725 Now go the fuck to sleep... okay? 257 00:14:07,877 --> 00:14:09,877 [Drunken mumbling] Millie... Moxxie... Stolas... 258 00:14:16,809 --> 00:14:19,349 Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up