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[dreamy, lighthearted music playing]

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Well, good morning there,
Prince Sleeps-a-Lot.

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[chuckles] Did you sleep well, big bird?

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[yawns] Best I could, I suppose.

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Uh...

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My, Blitzo... [chuckles]

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You sure have a lot of... horses.

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Is there a story behind that?

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There is.

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But it's way too long,
and way too traumatic.

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Breakfast will be ready in a jiff.

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[slow, solemn music playing]

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[faucet running]

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Blitzo? Um...

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-Would you be able to grab some--
-Grab some what?

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Never mind. [chuckles]

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Okay, so I don't know what you eat,

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so I just made a little of everything
in hopes that something works for you.

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Got some eggs, made 'em special...

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[muffled gag]

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Oh. Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

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Is this... Th-That's like cannibalism
for you, isn't it?

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No, just rather off-putting.

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But it is protein, I suppose.

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Uh-huh. So, wh-wha-what
do you normally eat?

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Well, normally, I dine on a custom diet
prepared by my waiting staff.

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Full of essential nutrients
and freshly prepared rarities

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such as roasted vole or... fire koi?

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-A fresh kale salad?
-Oh, nice.

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Anything that I can get that's affordable?

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Maybe some… rats?

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On it. I'll grab my stompers

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and head out to that alley this afternoon.

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Mmm, well, that'd be nice.

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Rats were always Via's favorite snack.

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[gasps] Oh, no. Where's your phone?

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[vibrating]

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Sorry, sweetie,
no talking to that deadbeat.

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Andrealphus, look who's finally calling.

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Ooh. Took him this long?

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That's hilarious.

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He thinks he's going
to talk to his daughter.

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[laughing] Hilarious.

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Hilarious. [laughs]

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Hilarious.

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[laughter]

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-[line ringing]
-Pick up, pick up, pick up.

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Via, dear, please pick up.

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Please pick up.

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No. No, no, no.

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-Shit.
-Hey, hey, hey.

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Whoa. Look, I'm sure it's gonna be okay.

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All right? I-I'm sure she's…

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She's just away
from the phone right now, okay?

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And breathe.

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It'll be okay.

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[♪ Wesley Preis sings "Day by Day"]

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♪ Ooh, you take it day by day ♪

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♪ You got everything
that you had thought you wanted ♪

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♪ But you still feel so blue
and you don't know what to do ♪

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♪ You're sitting at the end
of the rainbow ♪

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♪ But the pain grows
and you can't help let the strain show ♪

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♪ 'Cause what else are you to do? ♪

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♪ Keep it calm,
life goes on and on and on ♪

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♪ Nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong ♪

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♪ So why do I still feel this way? ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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-♪ You take it day by day...
-[alarm ringing]

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Is this how everyone acts
when they don't have money?

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Nope, this is how I act
when I don't have money.

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[panting]

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[squawks softly]

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Hey, Stolas! Merry Sinsmas!

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[Stolas yelps]

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What the fuck was that for?

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Uh, it's Sinsmas.

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You know, the day every Hellborn
celebrates and acts on their birth sin?

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Or any sin,
whichever ones they want, honestly.

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I cannot say
I'm familiar with this holiday.

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Really? Wow, rich people
don't have any fun, do they?

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No, fun is free,
but we can afford nice things.

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You know what might help
that privileged little attitude?

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Paperwork! Why don't you
come on with me to the office,

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and help Loony with...
you know, whatever the fuck her job is.

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Ugh, you have to spend
your holiday at work?

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I choose to spend my holiday at work.

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See, last year I set my apartment on fire,

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so this year we're doing it at the office.

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It's insured.

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[downtrodden music playing]

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[chewing ravenously]

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[groans] Son of a...

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[Moxxie chuckling]

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[grunting] Ow. Millie.

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[growls]

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Ouch. You're good.

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[grunting]

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[growling]

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Bite you, Millie.

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You always make me watch old musicals

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when I want to watch
Cleaver Hand 6: Ultimate Cleavage.

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[both growling]

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Well, you snore all the time.

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[growls]

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I will wreck you.

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Not if I do first.

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[laughter]

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[hissing, growling]

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[giggling]

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[squeals]

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Happy Sinsmas.

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Happy Sinsmas, honey!

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Listen up, chuckle fucks.

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Today, we got Stolas in the office,

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so I want each of your red asses
on the best behavior possible.

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Uh, sir?

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You are literally the only one
who needs to adhere to that.

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And that's detention, Mox.

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-Millie, punch him.
-[grunts]

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Aw.

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Good. Happy Sinsmas, Mox.

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Now, Loony, Stolas wants
to learn how to secretate,

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so show him how it's done.

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[sighs] It's literally this:

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Ring, ring. "Hello? I.M.P.

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Yeah, we can kill that asshole.
Want to schedule an appointment?

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Thursday cool?
See you then, dipshit." Click.

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It's easy as sin, Blitzo.

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Can I go with you guys
if he's on the phone today?

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-I mean, I-I guess.
-Yes!

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[Blitzo] See, Stolas?

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Finally, something to help you out,
something to do.

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And I can pay you for it. [chuckles]

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You could use a little money
coming in, right?

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"Money coming in"?

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Oh, Lords…

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I'm poor now!

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[sobbing]

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Oh, fuck!

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[ringing]

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[gasps] Oh, answer it, answer it.

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You can do it, Stolas, come on,
answer the phone.

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[choked up] Hello? I.M.P.

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Yes, we can kill your asshole.

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Immediately. Just bring it here.

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Thank you.

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Good day, ma'am.

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Uh... Close enough.

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Good job, buddy.

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You said you could
kill someone immediately?

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Oh... Yeah. Yes, we sure can.

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Good. Because it's Christmas.

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It's Sinsmas, lady. Get it right.

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I can't stand the idea
of my fucking ex-husband

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enjoying this sacred holiday
with my daughters

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when he fucking left me for another man.

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Oh, well... [nervous laugh]
Th-That sounds like something

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that can happen from time to time.

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And he probably cheated on me.

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-[nervous chuckle] Well, that's...
-[screeches]

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...not really worth killing
someone over, though, right?

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I mean, cheating isn't really
that big of a deal anymore, is it?

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Isn't that what this business does?

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He doesn't deserve to live
that heinous lifestyle

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and poison my daughters with it.

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Uh-huh.

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Look, I don't think this is a job
we want to take on.

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Really?

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Why not? Maybe he deserves it.

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Selfish men like him don't deserve to...

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[sobbing] ...to live.

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That... No, that's not...

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[groans]

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All right, fine, we'll do your shitty job,

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but you're paying us double, bitch.

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[wind blowing softly]

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[heartfelt music playing]

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[Stella laughing in distance]

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He's been trying to call her
all fucking month,

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and it's hilarious.

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[Stella and Andrealphus laughing]

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[laughter]

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[Stella] Fra-fra-fra-fra-fra-
fra-fra-fra-fra-fra...

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[laughter]

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[playing gentle, quiet notes]

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[playing "I Will Be Okay"]

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♪ Your boxes packed up on the bed ♪

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♪ Your words are in my head ♪

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♪ tellin' me it will be okay ♪

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♪ you'll remember what you said ♪

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♪ Or was it just another lie? ♪

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[sighs softly]

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♪ ♪

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♪ This place that used to be your home ♪

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♪ Would you call me on the phone? ♪

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♪ Will I hear your voice
in the middle of the night ♪

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♪ when I turn off the lights? ♪

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♪ Or are you just another ghost? ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ How could you lie to my face? ♪

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♪ And did our time mean nothing to you? ♪

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♪ Were you bluffing all along? ♪

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♪ That you would be there
to see yourself forgiven by me ♪

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♪ If you thought that I'd take it ♪

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♪ you were wrong ♪

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♪ Oh, you were wrong ♪

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♪ And when you're gone ♪

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♪ I will be okay ♪

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♪ I will be
okay ♪

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♪ though I'll never be the same ♪

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♪ And I'll know ♪

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♪ that I was right to doubt you ♪

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♪ I'll grow without you ♪

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♪ and you'll only know my name ♪

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[explosion]

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♪ You always told me ♪

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♪ I'd be okay ♪

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♪ Well, I'll be okay ♪

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♪ though I'm not okay today ♪

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♪ But my tears won't fall ♪

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♪ upon your shoulder ♪

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♪ I'll just get older ♪

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♪ and you'll only know my name ♪♪

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[heartfelt music playing]

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[rattling]

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[door closes]

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[sighs]

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[groans]

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Ugh. Don't you have
any reading material anywhere?

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Are we supposed to just sit here and wait?

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How long do they take?

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They take their time.

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It's a difficult business, I imagine.

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You "imagine," huh?

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Well, they should hurry up
if they expect people

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to just stick around
without anything to do.

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What a shoddy business operation.

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Ooh, here's an idea.
You could shut the fuck up.

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[gasps]

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Rude.

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-[ringing]
-[gasps]

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Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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-Hello?
-[telemarketer] Hey, I'm calling you

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about your extended warranty

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-on your new Robo Pony 2000.
-[growls]

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[straining] Come on.

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[muttering profanity]

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[exclaims] What a fucking idiot I am!

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This was so stupid, I cannot believe
I could be this fucking stupid!

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I ruined everything!

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[gasps] Move, you shitty desk!

252
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And I did it for what?

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These stupid, foolish fantasies?

254
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I can't stand it any longer.

255
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I don't care what they fucking do.

256
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I'm seeing Octavia.

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I guess it's something to read.

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[upbeat music playing]

259
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,500
[shudders] It is cold as shit.

260
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,333
What is this?

261
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,250
Do humans have Sinsmas, too?

262
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,458
I-I don't think so.

263
00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,666
This seems to be something else.

264
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,416
-You okay, babe?
-Oh, yeah. [coughs]

265
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,415
Must just be the cold.

266
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,000
Okay, let's just hurry up
and kill this son of a bitch

267
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,625
so we can get the fuck back home.

268
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,915
[children laughing]

269
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,375
[tranquil music playing]

270
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,500
Sir?

271
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,915
This may be out of turn,

272
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,625
but I feel like this one
isn't worth the money.

273
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,165
-[Millie] What?
-I don't think I want to be part

274
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,791
of this one, sir.

275
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,541
You okay, Dad?

276
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,833
I can handle this one.
You know, if you're not up for it.

277
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:08,291
Really?

278
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,625
[Blitzo] Nah, fuck this.

279
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,916
-We're going home.
-[Millie] What?

280
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,083
Didn't he cheat or s-something?

281
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,500
Come on, this is fun.

282
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,708
We've done this kind of th-thing before.

283
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:33,540
Just not this one, Mils.

284
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,208
Not today.

285
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,665
I can do this one. I can do this.

286
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,958
Millie!

287
00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:46,540
We'll do it next time.
It's just not worth it--

288
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,540
Don't start, Moxxie.

289
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:51,833
Just because you aren't demon enough
to do this job doesn't mean...

290
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,040
I'm sorry.

291
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:59,125
Sweetie, I know it's Sinsmas
and it's in the spirit of Wrath,

292
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,166
-but are you okay?
-I'm fine.

293
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,791
I don't know what's gotten into me today.

294
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,541
It's okay.

295
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:07,875
I'm here for you.

296
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,208
Wow. I never want
to go anywhere cold again.

297
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,416
Uh...

298
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,291
-Stolas?
-[client] He's gone.

299
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,916
And he left this terribly
sinful erotic novel behind.

300
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,750
Can you believe this trash?

301
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,583
Didn't make me wet at all.

302
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:28,291
[screams]

303
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,625
Wow, I feel lighter.

304
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,040
-Dad?
-Octavia?

305
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,000
Wh-What are you doing here?

306
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,165
I came to give these back to my dad.
Where the fuck is he?

307
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,000
I swear, he was just right here.

308
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,750
[sighs] Where would he go?

309
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,375
I think I know.

310
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,458
[dramatic music playing]

311
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,333
[grunts]

312
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,333
[groans]

313
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:07,750
Fucking ice queen. How extra can you get?

314
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:11,666
Oh, this is just sad, Stolas.

315
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:15,166
Let me see my daughter this instant.

316
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,375
[laughs]

317
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:20,500
I imagine this is
rather hard for you, Stolas.

318
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,416
Aw, poor thing.

319
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,541
All alone now without your lovely plants,

320
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,875
your lovely stars,

321
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:32,290
or your lovely little daughter.

322
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,375
Everything you are now... [shrieks]

323
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,165
-[grunts]
-[shouting]

324
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,625
-[grunting]
-[whimpering]

325
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,790
[sputters]

326
00:16:51,915 --> 00:16:53,915
[exciting music playing]

327
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,833
[Andrealphus] Goetia be damned.

328
00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:10,333
You are dead for that.

329
00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:13,125
Do it, pussy.

330
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,790
I will enjoy this.

331
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,958
[Blitzo] Hey, Elsa.

332
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:23,958
Get your icy hands off my bottom, bitch.

333
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,500
[laughs] The imp?

334
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:29,416
The imp is challenging me?

335
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,250
Scatter!

336
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,375
[exciting music playing]

337
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,083
[grunts]

338
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,750
Millie!

339
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,625
Loona, launch me.

340
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:41,875
[shouts]

341
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:42,875
Ha-ha!

342
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,125
[grunts]

343
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,791
You little insects really think
you can do anything to me?

344
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,375
A marquis of Hell?

345
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,125
-You are delusional.
-[snarling]

346
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,958
[imitates buzzer sound] Try again, bitch.

347
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,583
I've been called so much worse.

348
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:07,666
[bleep]

349
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:11,375
It'll be rather amusing to squash you all.

350
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,541
[howling]

351
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:30,041
[screeches]

352
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,333
Oh, fuck me.

353
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,458
[grunts] Oh.

354
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:35,750
Fuck yes.

355
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,250
Catch, baby.

356
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:44,333
You are so fucking hot right now.

357
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:48,416
I think I'm gonna give the firepower
a try this time.

358
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,875
-Mwah.
-Millie, big weapon, stat.

359
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,833
[growling]

360
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,000
[straining]

361
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,958
[humming]

362
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,125
This is fun.

363
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,583
All right, sweetie, cover me.

364
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:20,041
The prince's knight needs his sword.

365
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,250
♪ ♪

366
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,000
[Blitzo grunts]

367
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,583
-Disgusting.
-[Moxxie] Blitzo.

368
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,625
Ooh, impressive, Moxxie.

369
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,833
-Catch.
-Yeah, Moxxie. High five...

370
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,500
Oh, whoa!

371
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,625
-[screeches]
-[roars]

372
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:52,416
You've just risked your life to save mine.

373
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,125
Well, so did you.

374
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
[inspirational electric guitar playing]

375
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,375
How dare...

376
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:12,041
you pathetic waste
of lower class scum attack me?

377
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,833
-[roars]
-For this,

378
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:16,833
I will see all your heads mounted.

379
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,916
[suspenseful music playing]

380
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,416
Stand down, girl.

381
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,750
This doesn't concern you.

382
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,250
[Octavia strains] Enough!

383
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,833
-[grunts]
-Stop it!

384
00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:41,083
You will not hurt my dad.

385
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,375
You are in no position
to make demands of me.

386
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,916
Imagine what your mother will say.

387
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,333
Uh-huh, exactly.
Imagine what her mother will say

388
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,541
when she finds out
you got your ass handed to you

389
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,375
by a gaggle of imps and a hellhound.

390
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,750
I think that's what folks call a bad look.

391
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,791
A very bad look.

392
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,041
[sputtering]

393
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,250
[blows raspberry]

394
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,166
You aren't worth my time anyway.

395
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,000
But you will regret this.

396
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,750
[heartfelt music playing]

397
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,250
Via.

398
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,750
My brave, powerful girl,

399
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,833
I am so proud of you.

400
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:13,916
[Octavia] You lied to me.

401
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,500
-What?
-You lied to me.

402
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,583
You said you would never leave me.
You promised.

403
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:22,583
Via, I-I didn't leave you.
I-I would never.

404
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,791
-It wasn't my choice.
-It was your choice.

405
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,791
You chose him.

406
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,708
Via, no. I-I didn't.

407
00:21:28,791 --> 00:21:31,833
I just... I had to. You don't understand.

408
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,333
[Octavia] I do understand.

409
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:36,666
I understand we were never enough for you.

410
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,916
You never loved Mother
and you don't love me.

411
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,916
You love him.

412
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,541
And you needed these.

413
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,625
Was this my fault that you needed these?

414
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,750
No. No. Never, Via.

415
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,416
Sweetie, please, you have always been

416
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,541
the only good thing in my life.

417
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,750
So, does that mean
you just stayed miserable because of me?

418
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,541
Was I some fucking obligation?

419
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,000
Is that why you didn't even hesitate
when you got a chance to leave?

420
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:02,041
I love you, Via, so, so much.

421
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,750
-Please, sweetie, let me explain.
-I can't.

422
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:08,333
You lied to me once
and you'll do it again.

423
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:10,625
Have a great fucking life with him, Dad.

424
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,291
No, Via, please.

425
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,416
Please!

426
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,000
[sniffles]

427
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:22,125
[crying]

428
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,750
Whew, that was intense.

429
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,791
I'm gonna see if my friends
can still come tonight.

430
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,500
I need some drinks
after what happened today.

431
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:49,166
Yeah, sure.
Whatever you want, Loony. Okay?

432
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,625
[somber music playing]

433
00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:07,000
♪ ♪

434
00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:19,458
She hates me.

435
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,625
[♪ Verosika Mayday sings
"A Sinsmas Party (I'll Murder You)"]

436
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,333
[Moxxie] You want to try

437
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:37,583
some of my home-baked Sinsmas cookies,
Your Highness?

438
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,666
Eh? Eh?

439
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,541
I think I'll pass, but thank you.

440
00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,958
And you don't need
to address me like that.

441
00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,416
-♪ 'Cause I'm making a list ♪
-Hey, where's Mils?

442
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,833
♪ I'm checking it twice ♪

443
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:51,875
♪ I'm gonna make sure
that nobody is nice ♪

444
00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:54,375
♪ By the time the night is through ♪

445
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,833
♪ I'm gonna murder you...

446
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,875
[sighs] Shit.

447
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,541
♪ ♪

448
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,541
Oh, hey, sweetie.

449
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,375
We're about to start board games.

450
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:08,208
I'll be right there, baby.
Calling the fam for Sins first.

451
00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:11,250
[line beeps, rings]

452
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,333
Hey.

453
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,708
Hey, Sal. You alone?

454
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:20,666
Um...

455
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,750
yes.

456
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,750
Okay. Good.

457
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:26,583
I just need someone to talk to
about something.

458
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,208
What's going on?

459
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:30,833
[heartfelt music playing]

460
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:34,041
[crying] I don't know what to do.

461
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,250
[Loona] Okay, okay.

462
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,333
So, did you see
fucking Vikki's post the other day?

463
00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,375
-Fucking Vikki?
-I swear,

464
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:43,875
if she posts one more humblebrag
about that ugly-ass car,

465
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:46,583
-I'm gonna commit.
-[Russ] Cha, for real.

466
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,833
Oh, hey, sweetie, how'd the call go?

467
00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:51,125
It was nice.

468
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,500
-You know I love you?
-Love you, too.

469
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,125
[Loona] Okay.

470
00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:57,291
Time for the board games.

471
00:24:57,375 --> 00:24:58,791
With drinks!

472
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:03,583
[laughs] Merry fucking Sinsmas,
am I right?

473
00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:05,500
-[laughs] Vikki's such a bitch.
-You know,

474
00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,125
-you guys go on without me, okay?
-No, I didn't invite her.

475
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,625
-I'll just... I need a moment.
-She brings the whole party down.

476
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,500
-You mind if I steal?
-Huh?

477
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,458
When have you ever asked?

478
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:20,125
Today was a lot, wasn't it?

479
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,375
I-I know you can't see your kid.

480
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:28,750
And I know you did so fucking much
just to save my life.

481
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,750
It's okay.

482
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,708
Saving you was the right thing to do.

483
00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:36,666
And you have risked your life
for mine in return.

484
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,666
[somber music playing]

485
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,625
You don't need to feel any guilt
for my situation.

486
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,458
It was my choice.

487
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,416
It was all my choice.

488
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,458
I caused all of this.

489
00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:49,416
Well, she'll understand eventually.

490
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,750
-You just got to give her time.
-Blitzo, she's gone.

491
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:58,833
For 100 years, she's gone.

492
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:02,500
And after all that time,
she'll never forgive me.

493
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:06,291
I'll be a stranger to her.

494
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:10,541
You know, my twin sister,
she hates me, too,

495
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,541
for something that I did.

496
00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,916
And I miss her every day.

497
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,875
We were so fucking close, you know, we...

498
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:21,416
It's a shitty feeling.

499
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,750
But you just got to keep trying.

500
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,791
Yes. Of course.

501
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:29,625
-[♪ Benny Benack III sings
"Merry Sinsmas"]
-[Russ] No "O"?

502
00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:31,625
Get your ass in here.

503
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:35,333
-We're starting the games.
-Yeah, I need you to show up Russ.

504
00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:38,083
Hey, I'll be back in just a sec, okay?

505
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:40,416
Sounds like, uh...

506
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,916
they want me back in there. [chuckles]

507
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000
[Stolas] Go enjoy your Sinsmas, Blitzo.

508
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:46,500
I'm fine.

509
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,541
You don't have to stay here with me.

510
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,166
♪ And look me in the eye...

511
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,541
What are you doing?

512
00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,541
Well, I can't fucking dance with you
without-- come here--

513
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,958
getting inventive.

514
00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:57,000
♪ I loved you then ♪

515
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,625
♪ I love you still, and now ♪

516
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:01,791
♪ it won't be long ♪

517
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:03,791
♪ until you're here at last...

518
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,000
[chuckles]

519
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,416
I imagine we look ridiculous right now.

520
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,416
[scoffs] Yeah, like that's anything new.

521
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,791
I mean, look at me,
I'm like four feet tall, and you?

522
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,916
You're like the size of one of those
really, very tall, tall horses.

523
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,666
Never really seemed to be an issue.

524
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,875
[chuckles]

525
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:21,208
I guess you were just creative.

526
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,416
Only as creative as you were flexible.

527
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,083
[laughs]

528
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:28,208
♪ Know that you ♪

529
00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:34,291
♪ are on my mind ♪

530
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,708
♪ Merry Sinsmas ♪

531
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:43,833
♪ Truer love is hard ♪

532
00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:47,750
♪ to find ♪

533
00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:53,041
♪ ♪

534
00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:22,000
♪ I would travel every ring ♪

535
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:25,291
♪ of Hell ♪

536
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:30,958
♪ just to see if you'll be mine ♪

537
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,500
♪ Merry Sinsmas ♪

538
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,500
♪ Know that you ♪

539
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:43,083
♪ are on my mind ♪

540
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:49,750
♪ Merry Sinsmas ♪

541
00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:52,083
♪ Truer love ♪

542
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:58,541
♪ is hard to find ♪♪

543
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,083
[neighing]

544
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:06,708
[whip cracks]